This guy lasers your Action Comics #1 in half. What do you do?

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>>83173743
Tell him to crawl back into his mom's concrete vagina

>yfw Babyseid vs Super Sons

>>83173856
>not vs Watchmen Babies
step it up

Cash in on the insurance policy.

>>83173820
but his mom is dead

>>83173743
I was really looking forward to getting Alexander Luthor Jr.

Instead I got babyseid. Fuck you Johns.

>>83175076
Same. I did feel slightly better at seeing that ridiculous fucking baby though.

>>83173743
>Zeus is also a Baby
Crisis on Infinite Babies when?

>>83173743
call superman or wonder woman to beat his ass

>>83173743
Give him a nipple that isn't his daughter's, because he might just be hungry and cranky

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>>83173743

>>83175076
At least we get lex luthor ruler of apokalips

>>83175195
Wait shit I only just realised thats not his mother
That arc was a convoluted mess

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>>83173743
Post Milfside.

>>83175747
Milfsied is

>>83176228
Did you know there are only 5 Google image results for femsied
Milfsied just gives a bunch of generic porn

>>83173743
Why would I have an issue of Action Comics #1? What kind of fucking money do you think I have?

>>83173743

That's NOT how Omega Beams work you filthy casual.

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>>83176583
It's this action comics 1

>>83176256

Try Darkseid Rule 63, doofus.

Why was the website down for 4 hours

>>83173743
>guy