Rosianna Rabbit

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>>83153996

>>83154012
>>83153996
What?
Where's the fucking joke?

>>83154052
Well, obviously, it can't be shown in a Christian Manga!

>>83154052
he sculpted the model's dick small

this guy draws a dick but wont draw rosianna naked
fuck him

>>83154012
what a cunt

>>83154187
Why would you want him to tarnish Rosianna's purity like that?

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FOr the uncensored version :
http://rosiannarabbit.com/

>>83153996
Is there any /co/ related "censor bar" besides Wakfu's Smugduck and Serenity's Whoops ?

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>>83153996
>>83154012
>first non butt nudity in the entire series and it is a dick

>>83154012
>>83153996
desu I'm pretty sure greek/roman statues have small dick to feel modest to all viewers and make them feel good about themselves.

>>83155791
It was because big penises were associated with lust and bestiality. Like the satyrs with foot long shlongs.
On the other hand, a tiny dick was seen as the sign of a civilized, refined man, away from the temptations of the flesh.
And feminine pleasure wasn't a priority, so why bother with big dicks?

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>>83154052
>>83154098
You uncultured SWINE.

>>83156387
But it's not like he did it out of tradition, he clearly does it out of dick envy

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>>83153996
>TFW I've always wanted to be a art model

>>83155791
Michelangelo's David in particular has a small penis because it's shrunk; it and his tense expression portray his fear as he is about to face Goliath.

>>83156421
Yes, the joke is that this "explains" what happened.

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>>83156616
I'm sure you can do well

>>83156302
nah, nobody really believed that, that was the official excuse. Everybody wanted a huge cock just like now. Just read the graffiti of its time.

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>>83156759

>>83156616
iirc from my old art class, it pays like shit. Also it's actually pretty hard, you have to stay immobile for long period of time, sometime in weird position.

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>>83156946

>>83156946
BIG

>>83156946
>sculptor gets insecure
>draws dick small

good jok

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>>83156823
Well, if you write graffitis on walls you probably have the mind of an uncouth barbarian anyways.

ps: I'll give one cookie to the anon that recognizes this girl.

>>83157176
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Hermaphroditus

So wait, are Harry and Rosianna together now?

>>83157176

Aphrodite? I think the other half has a penis.

>>83157176
looks like the girl I used to stalk, also that's some fucked up pose

>>83157176
Your mom

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>>83157268

>>83157269
More like Hermaphrodite

>>83157268
I don't think this series has a canon but for the most part no.

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>>83157256
well done.
have some thread-themed cookies.

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>>83157268
They've always been together, he just never scored until >>83157320.

This is strip #002.

>>83155791
David was the image of David going off to face Goliath. Michaelangelo believed he was scared as hell and himself did not believe in the phenomenon known as the terrorboner.

Now, if Goliath had been a girl..

>>83157579
what was he thinking?

>>83157652
>ima fuck this pumpkin

>>83157652
He wasn't thinking
He was immobilized by lust

>>83157652
His lower head is significantly smaller so...

>>83157711
>she certainly won't be back in a timely fashion
>>83157741
>>83157743
If anything he should have just left with it the minute she was out of view

>>83156946
well fug, thaz gun ged deleded cus benis :DDDD

>>83157344
What's that bulge under her nightie?

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>>83154012
pic no related to the thread.

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>>83158211
More than a simple bulge.

>>83156946
Fuck you, janitor.

>>83158516
Would you?

what's the creator of this comic really thinking though

I mean there's some naughty humor in there but why a French female rabbit??

>>83158863
Why not?

>>83154012

Nice try but she still saw the real dong.

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>>83158634
>Awkwardly agree with co-workers how I'd also kick the shit out of a trap if he got me

H-heh no, would you?

>>83153996
>>83154012

This bunny is a HUGE slut.

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>>83158918
I-I mean if my pants are already down it'd be kinda rude right?

>>83157498
>marbled
kek

>>83156884

Don't you also have to make absolutely sure you don't get hard from modeling? Like, one exhibition boner and you're out?

>>83159832
Yep, modeling is taken very seriously

>>83157652
>>83157711
>>83157772
Ofc In humans that's a pretty fucked up reaction, in bunnies is still fucked up but considering that a) he's a bunny and b) he isn't getting any the options were either fuck the pumpkpin or rape rosianna

>>83156884
My college pays $15/hr for nude modelling, but that still doesn't seem like enough to stand motionless without music or anything

>>83160623
You could get that working at McD's now and without the humiliation.

>>83156759
QUICK SEND THIS TO HIM NOW POST HASTE!

>>83156387
Why the fuck do I care about a scultpure made by a turtle?

>>83161935
>humiliating
I see it as getting paid to make a bunch of soon-to-be failed art students look at my dingle

>>83156387

Well, in David defense. He was staring at a giant and he was scared as fuck. I'm surprised his dick doesn't look even shorter.

>>83156387
somebody post a picture of that twink looking David statue

no homo

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>>83162997
fine, I'll do it myself

>>83161935
>a McD's job
>less humiliating than people seeing your tiny dick

>>83162882
Why was he fighting a monster naked? Put on some damn armor.

>>83163257

Because Michelangelo was into anatomy. Not history.

>>83163257
>mfw Michelangelo invented the "scantily clad hero" trope

confirmed not sexist, also 'mirin

>>83163241
>sculpt a girl
>call it a boy

>>83163257
In the ancient world you could wear almost nothing and be mobile in combat, or wear a heavy brittle metal like bronze or iron and have to struggle to move.

>>83163875
Meanwhile with Micheangelo
>sculpt a man with tumors
>call it a girl

>>83164233
He could've at least worn a loincloth

>>83163241
I bet that ass is heaven-sent.

>>83164485
Normally I'd have said that's less imposing than going bare-dicked but seeing as he's packing a micropenis, uh... I dunno, maybe he wanted to distract Goliath by making him squint to try to see it?

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>>83156387
To be fair, I'm pretty sure big dicks back then were seen as "Animalistic" and dirty

High class bitches wanted the millimeter peter

>>83164572
It's a little weird. It was sort of theorized that a small penis meant you weren't beholden to the flesh and could dedicate the energy you would have spent fucking to being spiritual and smart. It would be gauche to sculpt a religious figure with a huge dick because...

A big dick probably meant you were too horny and spent all your time fucking and being self-important and concerned with earthly matters, although you were considered a lucky brute because hey, big phallus.

>>83164233
A hoplite's full set of bronze armor only weighed between 30 and 40 pounds. A fully loaded MOLLE vest with LV. IV rifle plates weighs nearly that much, and it only protects your torso. You really think somebody with a body like that would struggle to move with an additional 30-40 pounds distributed across his head, torso, and legs?

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>tfw grower not a shower

>>83164736
>black guys/asian guys stereotypes has ancient Greek roots

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>>83160438
But bunnies can't be raped. As soon as it starts both parties are going at it.

>>83154012
Did he fuck the bunny?

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>>83164829
It all makes sense now.

Think they were still bad drivers back then?

>>83164787
Same here.

And that choice of reaction image is 10/10.

>>83158918
>beat the shit out of someone for no good reason
Why do you work with a bunch of psychopaths?

>>83164866
Thats cuckoldry anon.

>>83164787
I don't get this. Everyone grows. If it's cold out it shrinks, when you are aroused it grows.

I always assumed the grower/shower dichotomy was just what men told women to excuse their small penises when caught naked.

>>83164778
I want you to realize that you're talking about people who were several inches shorter than moderns, ate significantly less protein than moderns, ate significantly less food overall than moderns, were deficient in almost every vitamin type due to a lack of enriched food, had very little understanding of strength training, and one more time: brittle, heavy metal. Not your bendable kevlar.

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>>83159031
All bunnies are sluts.

See >>83164853.

>>83154012
>>83153996
why is he working with two models and two sculptures at the exact same time

>>83164983
All dicks grow and shrink but some are closer to their full size when not erect than others.

>>83165084
He finished Rosianna's off-panel before starting to work on the other one, I guess.

>>83164890
Did you ever sen an Asian chariot racer?
I didn't think so.

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>>83164983

>I always assumed the grower/shower dichotomy was just what men told women to excuse their small penises when caught naked.

Everyones dick is different. Some guys have a dick thats a tiny 2" microdick nub, but then they get a boner and it fills out like a fucking balloon like the goddamn hulk, ready to rip through their pants.

And then some guys have a dick thats 5" long flaccid, and it looks like a huuge fuckign dick, but then they get a boner and it just barely makes it to 6" if they hold a ruler up to it and push the ruler into their skin a bit.

Basically "Growers" have short flaccid dicks that swell up to normal size when erect, and "Showers" have large flaccid dicks that dont increase much in length when erect.

But every dick is different. Some guys have a small dick no matter how aroused they are, and some guys have a large flaccid dick that turns into a horse cock when they get a boner.

>>83164983
Some are small and get big when erect, while others stay the same size either way

>>83165993
Go on...

>>83165993
I want the next page goddammit

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>>83164233
>/co/ tries to history

>>83164572
>High class bitches wanted the millimeter peter
Nah, they just didn't give a shit what women wanted.

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>>83166091
>>83166232

>>83164233
>mobile in combat
>the primary military tactic at the time was standing in a pointy wall of shields

>>83164233
anon you're confusing history and dark souls

>>83166489
Thanks for the giggle, mate.

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>>83166403
To be fair that was hundreds of miles away in Greece. David would have been dressed like this with a bitching hat

>>83166941
except he didnt have any armor. saul offered him his, but he tried it on and it didnt fit. so he just went out there in his usual outfit. which couldve been like that but could very well have been butt-ass nude since he was a shepherd and it got hot out there.
when you're fighting a 9-foot frenchman there really is no wrong way to dress

>>83166403
>>83166506
>>83166941
>/co/ tries to religion

The story explicitly stated that David went without armor carrying only a staff and sling.

>>83156387
>David king of Israel
>uncircumcised

The Jews were pretty clear about that. Hell, one of Goliath's sins was that he was uncircumcised.

>>83156302
Wut. Isn't Greek culture the one that embraced orgies? Why would they not want something that would help create greater pleasure?

>>83156302
i'm pretty sure it's because ancient greeks were homopedos who thought little boys were the best thing ever and even grown men should look like them

>>83164925
Giving a lying, manipulating bastard what he deserves isn't a good reason?

>>83157176

>girl

Nice try

>>83167169
i dont think you can really tell just by looking at a peen for sure whether it is or not
and that wasnt a sin exactly, it was .. i mean, he was french. he wasnt one of them. if he had joined them, he wouldve had it done.
but yeah david did chop off 200 french dongs and make them into a necklace as a dowry.

>>83167200
>Isn't Greek culture the one that embraced orgies?
You're thinking Romans, and that was a myth made up by the medieval Catholic church to show how sinful the ancient pagans were.

>>83167169
That was a product of the era Michelangelo lived in where uncircumcised was greatly prefered.

>>83167254
>he was french.
Why do you keep saying this? He was from the Phillistine city of Gath. France not only didn't exist yet, but was over 1000 miles away.

>and that wasnt a sin exactly
OT God absolutely considered it a sin to be of a different culture that didn't have the same rules.

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>>83166403
>>83166941
I wonder at what point men wearing what are essentially dresses/skirts became taboo and why.

>>83164983
http://youtu.be/ldUZvxjKMGs

>>83164778
>>83166506
>>83166403

>David was Greek

>>83167505
Basically you can thank Europeans. It's cold as fuck in Europe, so everyone wore pants and because everyone in history is an asshole, they considered anyone who didn't wear pants to be uncivilized. Fast forward to the 17th century when they decided to conquer the world, and European values spread with them.

>>83167505
men have always worn robes. the 'dress' thing only came about when women started wanting to wear pants for no reason
pro tip ladies, you don't wear pants because it's unhealthy
>>83167349
the philistines were huge, dude. they were like the romans would be later. massive empire. still italian. philistines were gauls, they were french. deal with it.

>>83167268
It may have been made up but it was still true. catholics accidentally made up the truth all the time.
but keep in mind the catholics have always been romans, and have always endeavored to paint the romans in a rosy fashion despite them being by far the most monstrously evil civilization ever to exist.

>>83167843
This is bait.

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>>83166941
stop arguing about hoplites, post cute bunny comics

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>>83167984

>>83167790
>they were french. deal with it.
Fucking what?

The philistines were a small collection of city-states in the Levant. What the Hell are you talking about?

>>83167843
http://sydney.edu.au/news/84.html?newsstoryid=1074

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>>83167953
Why did you skip this?

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>>83164736
I've heard this line of reasoning before. Seems like pure projection to me.

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Funny how this comic is one of the more light-hearted ones yet it caused so much butthurt.

>>83155791
The truth is that they tried to make them small enough that the public would stop breaking them off statues and stealing them.

>>83168271
Seems legit.

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Rosianna Rabbit with crazy gains

>>83168235
Because potheads are obnoxiously defensive

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>>83166459
Rich bitches would get what they wanted. But what they wanted was generally slave women to chew the old bubblegum banjo. Because having bitches to fuck and pretending you never fucked them was a real sign of power, regardless of sex.

>>83167169
>The story explicitly stated that David went without armor carrying only a staff and sling.

Without armor, but he could've still been wearing basic clothes.

>>83167843
>holy
>roman
>empire

Harry and Rosi look so similar that I like to pretend they're brother and sister

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>>83157579
>that tiny erection
>he's fucking the nose-hole

>>83171017
You've never seen Tiny Toons, have you?

Also, Harry is a hare and Rosianna is a rabbit.

>>83156991
MEATY

>>83157320
>the wine bottle has a dik on it

>>83167219
Seems you and your coworkers were talking about a very specific situation

>>83171161
>Harry is a hare and Rosianna is a rabbit.

Aces, no chance of kids

>>83171799
Not him but I agree with his co-workers. If a faggot leads you on he deserves a beating just for being dishonest.

>>83167219
The beating up part seems kind of sadistic. It's really unnecessary.

>>83168405
Please don't start this shit again.

>>83164983
Are you a woman?

You seem to have very little understanding of penes.

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I WANT TO FUCK THAT RABBIT JESUS FUCK

>>83165993
>It's a shame if it's not bigger than your friends too.
Why the fuck would she know that?

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>>83172832
Don't, she's all sorts of nasty.

>>83156302
michaelangelo specifically made david's penis small to emphasize the dick-shrinking fear he head upon seeing goliath. look at david's face sometime.

>>83167211
>>83167200
>greeks
why are you bringing greeks up? this isn't a greek statue. are you in middle school?

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>>83171017
No relation!

>>83173319
Threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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>>83173319
What the fuck

>>83171060
how does he plan to satisfied her cavern sized meat vortex?