Spier-Man Deadpool STorytime

>>83139147
re-retcons OMD
MADMAN
wanna bet Kelly will get fired by Quaseda

Have a bump. Loving it so far.

>>83139391
yeah, same
it hurt waiting for this

>>83139358

>That third panel

I'll never not love this type of gag

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Absolute madman I tell you

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Additionally, nice to see Death again. She's looking pretty fine these days

>>83139543
What , i thought that Deadpool have orange Hair

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And there we have it. Next month can't come any sooner

>>83139568
He lost his healing factor again!

>>83139568
Wait is that Mephisto behind? Is he actively trying to fuck with Spiderman

>>83139568
Who's the smiling chrome-dome guy sitting in the back seat?

Goddamn. I love Joe Kelly. He's one of the few people to actually get Deadpool.

Also who the fuck is that? Is that the chameleon?

>>83139653
its you, anon
congrats, youve made it big

>>83139662
Yay! I look so happy!

>>83139653
I have to assume it's Chameleon

>>83139342
>>Maximum Effort
Was this actually a thing before the Deadpool film?

>>83139543
>Shiklah being cucked

>>83139558
>Mephisto telling the truth

Kelly still got it

Does Peter remember wahat mephisto said to him? If so, forget about Cap, this is the big one

>>83139147
The first comic i read was deadpool by Nicieza since then i am a deadpool fan, it feels good man

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>>83139680

>>83139710
Pretty sure this page >>83139558 implies that he does remember

>>83139710
This really is bigger than Captain Germany. (If he remembers.)

>>83139758
Yeah but we don't see Mephisto spilling the beans on the secret. Maybe he didn't told him...Or he don't remembers it...Or Kelly just left it vague on purpose

>>83139568
who the people at the bottom page

Does this mean that Death ruined Deadpool's marriage?

>>83139801
Chrome dome showed up in an earlier issue and I have to assume it's Chameleon. The eyes in the rear window are identical to Mephisto's eyes from the previous page

>>83139327
Mysterio? What the hell? This the same Mysterio that ended up in the Ultimate universe?

>>83139807
No, anon. Deadpool ruined Deadpool's marriage

>>83139807
yeah, death usually ruins marriages :^)

>>83139851
Deadpool crashed a car into Mysterio in issue 1 or 2, which put him in a coma. Fairly sure it's just regular old 616 Mysterio

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I love this run, but... I can't wait for any of this to not matter in a few months.

>>83139543
Can't they share?

>>83139953
No. Only Shiklah is allowed to have multiple lovers, shitlord

>>83139529
feels like a cop-out they ditched the skull though

>>83140081
She doesn't always wear a skull. Remember when she was a perfectly normal loli for Thanos?

>>83139610
yeah, sounds like he got bored playing with Peter's aborted baby

presumably he's the one who made the deal with Mysterio and hired Deadpool.

He told Mysterio that Peter's soul would get torn up for how many sins he did but the real point was he needed to see Peter face to face, so to speak, to get some hooks into him

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>>83140027
I was about to say something to that effect.
Shiklah a worst.

>>83139690
I 'think' Duggan introduced it during his run, but I could be wrong

>>83140131
To think I used to like her
>tfw losing all of the great support characters from volume 3

>>83139953
they made a list of people that 'don't count'
and Death wasn't on Deadpool's list

>>83139887
the first issue nearly made me lose faith in Kelly but ho boy did it get better

>>83140191
Fairly sure Deadpool didn't agree to Werewolf by night as a didn't counter

>>83140027
cuckpool

>>83139682
looks more like a robot than Chameleon normally does. Mysterio still uses robots right? might be Mephisto is allowing Mysterio to control it telepathically from his coma.

>>83140230
That's some Silver Age shit you're peddling right there.

>>83140131
They are both awful people, but Wade tries to improve himself while Shiklah is perfectly fine acting like a demon

>>83140210
maybe he did. we never saw Shiklah's list.

>>83140230
I don't think Mysterio would look quite that smug as chrome top does after Spidey just kicked the shit out of him

>>83140256
well, Peter still has no idea he has a doppelganger doing unethical experimentation in his company with his face, with his money, behind his back. Mysterio still has plenty of ways to fuck his life up

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>>83140249
Are you telling me Wade is the Marvel equivalent of Anthony Burch?

>>83140281
I dunno, I bet it's still Chameleon. I mean look at that little quip he has in >>83139243

>>83140249
I get the feeling they won't be together any more when Deadpool 2099 shows up and reveals what Shiklah would/will do if/when Ellie dies

>>83139543
She knows what Death's breath smells like?

aww yeaah

>>83140319
yeah, fair point, it probably is chameleon

side note
>Aunt May could tell when Chameleon wasn't Peter
>She couldn't tell when SpOck wasn't Peter
>Midget could tell when Peter wasn't SpOck
>Can't tell when Chameleon isn't Peter

>>83140403
>She couldn't tell when SpOck wasn't Peter
Had midget ever met Peter before Ock took over?

>>83140416
nope. SpOck met her when he enrolled Peter's body at college to get a diploma, if I remember right

>>83139147
Thanks OP.

>>83140454
You're welcome anon

>>83140303
Hardly considering his wife is jealous of Wade ignoring her and/or having an unknown relationship with a hot embodiment of Death

was that Deadpool & Thanos book any good? I keep forgetting it exists

>>83139204
Tiny spider angels.
Cute.

So the deal is that Peter no longer remembers ever meeting Mephisto? Not even that one time he saved Christmas with Will'O The Wisp or any of the other times prior to OMD? Interesting. At least OMIT's "it never happened" b.s is gone

>>83139486
How many times did mysterio's globe head get shattered this story?

So how many times has Spidey died now?

>>83139807
"Until Death do us apart" literally.

>>83141264
Six. Closer to fourteen if you count all the times his soul was removed from his body

Thanks, OP. Waiting for the continuation of this story arc is going to be hell.

>>83139690
he said it ONCE before the movie

>>83139558
Wow. They're going to ignore this...won't they?

>>83141269
Well, Death's only done one of them.

>>83141676
the book ain't cancelled yet


r-right?

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Holy shiit!
Is Kelly really gonna try and fix it?

>>83141985
at the very least looks like he wants to address the elephant in the room

>>83139583
when you dont focus on it. that image looks like a cow of the Holstein variety

>>83141836
>cancelled
>when deadpool and spiderman in the book
haha i wish

>>83142050
I like to think it's a Dead No More hint, they did say all the books would be hinting at the event before it happens

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>>83139227
>Pinappled by a torturer

Holy shit, how did nobody else notice this joke?

>>83142206
why would you want to think that? why would you even want to imagine what Slott might do to 'fix' OMD in his own twisted little way?

>>83142257
'Cause the slob wants to be remembered for anything at this point.

>>83139507
>>83139558
I love this book
I LOVE IT

>>83139368
>that snapped neck ;_;

>>83139358
that made my day

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>>83139507
>that last panel

>>83139486
>I will not break
unless someone 360noscopes my aunt

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>>83139529
>cloth clinging to the body
Fuck me, man. Why is Death so hot in comic books? Marvel, DC, whichever company does Lady Death or whatever it was called (I think they also publish Tarot and it's ilk?)

>>83139583
>Next month can't come any sooner
We get two months of fill-ins so you're going to have to wait much longer than that.

>>83141269
>do us
double literally

>>83142257
He'll retcon OMD from ever happening by removing MJs existence from the universe entirely

>>83142884
good

>>83139342
>44 gauge

>>83142939
Hey, fuck you buddy

>>83143024
MJ never should have broken up with Harry, okay

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>Deadpool being a good character again
>Spidey at his Spidey-est
>Joe Kelly fucking around with OMD

this is everything I didn't know I wanted

>>83143080
Hi Joey Q.

>>83143080
Go draw another self insert so you can fuck your own daughter, Quesadilla.

>>83139543
Wait, how Shikla know Death smell

>>83139204
damn the great weaver is a bombshell. Wade isnt the only one with a qt goddess after his sweet ass.

>>83144400
I think she's just referring to the fact that he was a corpse for a while there and that, apparently, that gives you pretty bad breath.

>>83139600
Who's lost it more often? Wolverine or Deadpool?

>>83139568
Looks like it's time for some more arsenic poisoning.

>>83139879
Regular old Mysterio is the one who ended up in the Ultimate universe.

I think we can all safely assume Bendis will never fallow up on that.

>>83139558
>Peter with green eyes

>>83144484
Logan's been in more stories so probably him.

>>83139583
Much thanks.

>>83139558
>deadpool plushie

Waaaaant.

>>83143484
>>Deadpool being a good character again
But anon, Deadpool has been a great character again for 4 years now.

Nice issue, it's cool to see Death again.

Anyone is gonna storytime Deadpool #12

>>83139368
>Broken neck

Holy fuck that is disturbing.

>>83139568
continued in issue #8???

>Save me Lord Mephisto!

It's sad that I can't even try to get excited for this. Every time something like this happens we all go "Oh... Oh maybe. Maybe Spidey won't be shit anymore!" And we all get our hopes up only to have the crushed time and time again. I just can't do it anymore.

>>83139280
God damn Shiklah is sexy as fuck

>>83139579
He was a blonde in Way's run

>>83139507
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>83139543
>Death gave Wade a brainjob

>>83139710
>>83139758
I feel like this book won't have any major consequences since it's not TASM. It's a shame, because it's leagues better and I love it.

>>83139507
>Spidey's best book in years is a teamup run with Deadpool
Someone save him from Slott ;-;

>>83150015
a literal semen demon

>>83150459
yes, probably all will be ignored in the main series.

>>83139851
Why does everyone forget Mysterio was brought back to life via Mephisto for meddling the Other's plan for Spidey in Friendly Neighborhood?

Fuuuuuck Kelly went down the contunity rabbit hole this issue.

>>83149932
You can get your hopes up because it isn't a mainline Spider story.

>>83139653
>>83139682

Isn't that the Patient Zero guy who hired Deadpool to kill Parker?

Oh hey.
I bet Peter's gonna remember his marriage to Mary Jane the same month she and Tony kiss for the first time.
No way Bendis wouldn't want to crap all the fuck over this.

>>83152934
>Mary Jane the same month she and Tony kiss for the first time
They fucking wouldn't. They will, won't they

>>83152051
Okay but... let's say that the marriage is brough back in S&D, and it miraculously carries over to the main comics. MJ quits her job with Tony, or becomes Iron spider or whatever the fuck, somehow she ends up back with peter in ASM. Do you REALLY think that Slott isn't going to ruin it? If so I envy your optimism.

>>83152934
I thought Bendis liked MJ and Peter together?

>>83152982
Marvel's Guide To Writing, Step 1: manufacture outrage among fans.

>>83153005
Does he? He brought MJ over to Iron Man and made her Tony's new Pepper Potts.
That's a pretty clear indication of where Bendis is gonna take her character, if you ask me.

Best Spider-Book on the market today

>>83153742
Not a high bar. You could achieve that by not making the reader want to pull their eyes out.

>>83139228
Quesada isn't even in charge anymore

>>83153111
>Does he? He brought MJ over to Iron Man and made her Tony's new Pepper Potts.
>That's a pretty clear indication of where Bendis is gonna take her character, if you ask me.

Not really, they're doing it to tie Spider-Man to Iron Man because the movies are going to tie Spider-Man to Iron Man.

Or did you really think Civil War II was done because Bendis wanted to do a sequel to Civil War?

>>83144484
I wanna say wolverine but deadpool has lost it like 5x in the last few years alone.

is anybody gonna post deadpool 12

>>83139507
>>83139558
Looks like Mephisto is breaking his promise to MJ to never mess with Peter again. No surprise there.
More importantly, this contradicts Quesada's claims that MJ had "outsmarted" Mephisto by making even Mephisto forget about the deal.

>>83140832
>At least OMIT's "it never happened" b.s is gone
Quesada is gonna be so mad once he finds out.
In fact, I'm gonna go message him on tumblr right now.

>>83151988
That was ignored later. In the Gauntlet he just claimed that he never actually died and it was all an illusion.

>>83140081
If you look carefully on the 2nd page you can see her face morph into a skull.

>>83140832
>>83156682
Quesada really was BTFO

>Joe Quesada: Remember the twist I mentioned at the beginning of this conversation, this is what I was talking about. MJ unknowingly beat Mephisto at his own game. By agreeing to MJ’s terms, Mephisto has actually wiped himself from ever having been involved in their lives. In fact, looking at it linearly, those four issues never happened. Along with the wedding, "One More Day" and Mephisto have been wiped out of continuity and Peter and MJ never made that bargain.

>>83139507
Is this like the first time Mephisto has actually talked to Peter since then?

>>83158054
It is. I'm guessing no writer until now had the balls to adress the elephant in the room.

>>83139147
>angel spidey playing his own theme song
I like whoever drew this

>>83139368
>if you think you're any better at torturing me than I am, you're crazier than I thought
see this is how I know it's the real Pete
nobody does self-loathing like Pete

This has gotten a little better. The previous issue I read sucked.

>>83160469
I wonder how many people are missing out on this book because of how subpar #1 was. That's sad.

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>>83157588
More like he was twisting logic when all those "red" things that kept showing up as Mephisto's agents were him subconsciously keeping his deal. From the hawk that freed fat fuck.

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>>83161695
To the nurse in red. Fucking Mephisto has been behind it all the damn time contrary to that mid-life crisis asshole.

>>83139543
>being near Death cleanses Wade's soul
Holy fucking hell, the feels that I'm getting from this, my god man, I'm am genuinely pulling for DP in this series opposed to just being slightly annoyed with him. Joe "Based as Fuck" Kelly does it again, hell, he even made Miles enjoyable!

>>83161759
>>83161695
DEEPEST LORE

>>83163720
>fucking blatant as shit story where they examine the details of the deal with the devil with special focus on red animals/characters
>deep
c'mon

>>83163826
I was more pointing out how full of shit Quesadilla is.

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>>83146101
>memepool
>good

Gwenpool is a better Deadpool than Deadpool

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>>83164472
>a character that was made for nothing but fanwank and capitalizing on popularity
Spotted the waifufag.

>>83164472
>>83164693
You're both fucking retards

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>>83139342
>.44 Double Barrel Shotgun

>>83165144
>>83142945
Feels like I'm missing a /k/ joke somewhere

>>83165375
Im not overly familiar with firearms, but I think it's because a 44 gauge doesn't exist, and its triggering them hard.

>>83149720
Kelly and McGuinness need a couple months, so the next two issues are fill-ins.

>6
>Writer: Scott Aukerman
>Penciller: Reilly Brown
>Deadpool goes Hollywood! See the M w/the M on the set of his own MOVIE! And he brings his pal Spidey along, as he has lots of experience selling out!

>7
>Writer: Gerry Duggan
>Pencilers: Scott Koblish
>In the Deadpool tradition, we present a “lost” issue of the Amazing Spider-Man!
>Flashback to the swinging ‘60s for one of Deadpool & Spidey’s earliest meetings!
>Don’t be a flake – beat feet to your shop and order now! This issue is a real solid gas!

>>83166047

>another flashback issue

I can't fucking wait

>>83166047
>it's a flashback issue

I hope it's a followup to the drunk adventures of Ironman because a lot of things there is a bit related to this team-up series

>>83165375
The actual size of a shotgun's projectile(s) is inversely proportional to its gauge with the most common gauges being 12 and 20. A 44 gauge shotgun would be tiny. Plus that doesn't look like a double barreled shotgun.

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>>83156889

Yet he also told the readers this in the very same story.

>>83166348
When I first looked at it I actually thought it was a long barrelled revolver

Wow this was really good
Should I try reading Deadpool?
The last Deadpool story I read was the first marvel now volume, which I didn't like

Why is Spidey/Deadpool always so good?

>>83139147

I miss the succubus from the last issue

>>83167685
Because it doesn't matter to the overall Marvel Universe, so as long as Kelly doesn't contradict what's going on in the Spider-Man and Deadpool books, he can do whatever he wants.

>>83167685
Yeah, normally two popular jokesters have a chance of being bad as a crossover simply because it's too easy to squander, but most of their crossovers have been alright.

>>83167273
Depends on what you've already read about him

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>Never read Spidey
>Hear about One More Day from some random interview before it became infamous
>Read the one comic where it becomes a vocal point again

Anyone storytime Deadpool?

>>83140129
>yeah, sounds like he got bored playing with Peter's aborted baby
I must be the ONLY person not to pick up that MJ was pregnant. I still don't see it. It always seemed to me that it was just something people used to exacerbate their hate for OMD and show Peter is an idiot. Which... he is, sometimes, but I don't think she was pregnant. That redheaded kid was Mephisto fucking with him, obviously.

The issue was great, but I have mixed feelings about Peter being killed repeatedly. X kills the MU flashbacks, Death of Spider-Man and Marvel Zombies flashbacks. At least they acknowledge he doesn't deserve it, or hell though.

>>83140131
>Shiklah a worst.
Has it right though, callous bitch.

I can't wait to see this utterly break Wade, though.
>You killed your hero because you were trying to do the right thing and your wife egged you on haha
Or something. Just, Peter being legitimately, irrefutably and endlessly pissed, and Wade finding out, "Oh, also, that guy you shot point blank with a shotgun to the face? Spider-Man. Cry yourself to sleep forever."

>>83172064
It's weird that the future baby was an issue at all. I'm pretty sure that Mephisto pulled a picture of Mayday from MC2 and shoved that in their faces. I don't understand why they would care, it's obvious they would have kids if they stayed together and breaking up would mean those kids wouldn't exist. The deal didn't kill some potential kid anymore than jacking off does or the million times Peter fucked someone using whatever birth protection he uses.

>>83172260
Agreed. It's likely people ae using it as an excuse to say why OMD is so bad. Which it is, but not for that reason (which I don't get). I could be wrong though, and accept that possibility.

Then you have the idiots who harp "But OMD KILLED MAYDAY!" Or, "OMD is the reason Spider-Girl isn't in 616."

No, you idiot, Mayday was a stillborn in 616. She died years ago. At the end of the clone saga. Which is why the second clone saga, the fixed one, where Kaine saved her and everything, is considered an amendment to the original, though it's not canon.

>>83172064
Will Peter really be that pissed? I mean, he's forgiven people who tried to kill him before. Granted, this is one of the few times someone SUCCEEDED, but no harm done, right?

>>83142231
That was the first thing that came to my mind but I figured that was too obtuse a reference.

>>83174744
It's also a used in a standard cannibal joke.

>>83139204
Madame Web?

>>83157588
Rich Johnston found another dumb quote of his

>After reading One Moment in Time, I'm wondering--since Mephisto altered the timeline so that Peter and MJ never married, does that mean that he inadvertently made it so that in the current continuity, they never made the deal with Mephisto? Does he even remember making the deal?

>Chastmastr, you are ABSOLUTELY,100% correct! Remember the whisper, the serpent was outsmarted and made a deal that forced hm to eat his own tail, so you’re right, he doesn’t remember. Thanks for picking up on that.

>>83175984
So basically he doesn't remember that leaving Peter alone was part of the deal and in a sense he's not violating the contract because it was never made?

>>83139543
This comic is great.

>>83176096
He clearly does remember, because otherwise he wouldn't be taunting Peter that he's responsible for his loneliness and emptiness.

>>83139568
jeez, remember when Deadpool looked like burnt ass that was chewed up vomited then burnt up then chewed again?

>>83164472
>Not reading Duggan's run
I mean yeah the first arc was boring meme crap but the following arcs were the best. The Good The Bad The Ugly is one of the best Deadpool story in ages.

>>83157588
Why would agreeing to MJ's terms have wiped Mephisto's memory? She said to leave him alone from now on.

>>83139342
>>83165375
The noguns of the writer and artists are shining through.

They're confusing gauge with caliber and have no clue what "big" is in terms of shotguns.

>>83166348
It's an an over/under shotgun. But the third panel is colored so that it looks like it has one gigantic barrel. And that kind of shotgun wouldn't be ejecting on firing either. It's a break action.

>>83164472
Memepool hasnt been a thing since Duggan and Poesehn in 2012.
Atleast pretend that you read comics

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>>83176289
Thanks, /k/! Always a pleasure.

Spider-Man-Deadpool 005 (2016) (digital) (Oroboros-DCP)
http://www24.zippyshare.com/v/g5PokJ52/file.html

looking forward to Duggan's flashback issue

>>83174152
Yeah, he ould . Because Wade, though unwwittingly, betrayed Peter's burgeoning trust. Peter went out on a limb an decided to trust someone who he thought he shouldn't have, and it got him shot in the face by a fucking shotgun. dd to this Wade said he was turning over a new leaf and then immediately renegged on that. If Peter isn't pissed then I call bullshit, because he should at least be pissed at himself.

Either way, I can see their friendship suffering a grievous blow. I just want to see Wade beg for forgiveness when he realizes just how badly he fucked up. He almost turned Peter into Deadpool's Uncle Ben, you realize that? He died because Wade was stupid and rash.

>>83179204
I bet Peter's going to almost kill Wade by throwing him off a building not knowing his healing factor's gone.

>>83179268
If Wade doesn't try to do it himself. Isn't the ban on him being unable to die still in effect?

>>83142537
Sauce?

>>83139568
Holy shit, Wade is looking good.

bump for new readers and Wade's existence as a spider-fan being suffering

Bump for Spidey

>>83179268
Oh man, could you imagine just how guilty/filled with remorse Spidey is gonna be if he did that? It wpuld be delicious.

>>83139507
I was mad, I was fuming, why would peter be in Hell and not like vallhalla or something? I thought this was a bullshit hydra cap kick to the balls.

then this page answered all my questions, and that... is fucking awesome.

>>83184683
>delicious
All these years of writers shitting on Peter's life finally got to you?

Im sorry to bring this up but did Deadpool kill Spidey?

>>83186959
And resurrected him, then killed him again, and resurrected...AGAIN.