Dan VS. thread?

Chris ate a lot and never exercised. He wasn't fat, but I bet he had a beer-gut, which Elise probably affectionately teased him for and Dan, the manlet he is, took it as an excuse to knock him down a peg. No one sees Dan's gut because he's a manlet.

>>83128267
Because I am his true love!
His parents knew he loved me more than Elise.

>>83129278
Is this Dan?

>>83128267
I really enjoyed this show, I wish it did a lot more. A lot of people blame the hub for it's lack of gaining a large fanbase due to mlp gaining all the glory but I honestly don't think anyone would have expected anything from this show and probably wouldn't have went out of their way to watch it, no matter what station it came on other than watching it accidentally or hearing about it from someone else.

Excellent show. Made me want to go out and buy a shirt that says JERK

>that woman on the show with awesome breasts
>hypno episode

>>83133708
>>hypno episode
wait what

>>83135171
Dan Vs. Technology

>>83128267
It was just banter

>>83128267
Elise's parents hate him because he's a jobless idiot who married their extremely talented and intelligent daughter who was supposed to marry the rich suitor they picked out for her. I thought this was well explained in the show.

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i want to marry dan!!!

>>83138510

BACKOFF! HE'S MINE!

>>83138601
NO HE'S MINE!! I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM

>>83138614

I'M GONNA CHAIN MY LITTLE DANNY UP IN MY BASEMENT!!!

>>83138752
i'm going to save him and give him a good life! only crazy people chain their lovers in their basement, you don't deserve dan!

>>83138858

I LOVE DAN! I'M GONNA PERMANENTLY CRIPPLE HIM SO HE HAS TO BE FED WITH A TUBE AND I WILL MINDBREAK HIM SO HE COULD ONLY LOVE ME AND ONLY ME!

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>>83138917
i-i'm calling the police
dan needs a good wife, not some psycho!

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>>83138991

I AM THE POLICE!

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Back off guys! Dan is already taken!! by Chris

>>83139074
I'm surprised we didn't get a Dan Vs The Stalker episode

>>83140369
That could of been great.

>>83141141
>could of

>>83141141
>could of

This show was absolutely relentless to my polyamory fetish.

>>83138464
>jobless
he's a telemarketer.

Wasn't Dan going to cheat on his friend by having a romantic relationship with his gf?