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Brun 34 plz.

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>>83096195

>that tree

That's a lot of space for edits.

>go mom!

Yet it's creepy when an older man and a much younger woman do the same.

>>83096284
It's Claire.

She basically called a fucking robot a cis-pig.

the way that guy's upper teeth are always visible makes him look like a retard and makes me read his words like a tard

>>83096195
It is a weird thing. My mom left my dad years ago (Justified. I love him, but he did fucking deserve it) and she hooked up with a guy who is only two years older than me. That's fucking hard to process. Five years later, I still don't fucking understand and it still creeps me out. I've taken to just pretending it isn't the case everytime I go home and visit during the holidays. She's happy, so I no longer want to kill the fucker, but it's still fucking bizarre.

Why do you read this garbage?

>>83096284
No it isn't, it's seen as rather normal.

>>83096195
I feel a wave of trans-pride that sis there is sane enough to point out that he buried the lead: his multiple acts of arson are a bit more important than his MILF update.

>>83096195
that fifth panel really struck me

>fuckhuge ugly bubble of text emanating from mediocre character in front of lazy child-tier background

such a pure representation of your typical bad webcomic

>>83096270
It looks like a shit ton of vines put together.

>>83096447
That seems to be changing. At least among the comics current target audience.

>>83096195
>That fifth panel.

Comics are a visual art, why do you need so many words?

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Oh look, the straight white guy is in the wrong. Wonderful writing there, Jefe.

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>>83096553
Well when youre Jeph Jacques you have to compensate somewhere. Where he lacks in art and storytelling, he makes up to pandering and complaining

"go mom! You get that dick!" isn't a normal fuckin' human response.

good god, why

>>83096492
Speaking of, why does /co/ devote a daily thread to this particular typical bad webcomic?
I have yet to see a single funny joke. Garfield had a better success rate. It's like some sort of unfunny soap-opera without drama.
(not that I can ever be sure what's posted was the original material because of all those dumb edits)
Why is this on /co/?

>>83096593
Its not that straight white guys are always wrong, its that trannies are always right.
If there was no tranny, woman, gay man, or minority of any sort around then there is a small chance that a straight white male could be right.

Actually, I just realised that if there were no trannies, gays, women, non-white people around then the straight white man would STILL be wrong because he was not being inclusive by always having some kind of sexual/racial/ethnic minority around.

>>83096721
For a long fucking time, it was just joke threads asking about when Martin would fuck the tranny. Then he did. And I no longer know why these threads are around. Stockholm Syndrome, I guess.

>>83096721
We only talk about bad comics.

>>83096610
What is canuckle science?

>>83096923
Its what Jeff think will turn him into Claire.

Its been suggested Jeff is a tranny who hasnt made it public. Claire is his new author insert in the comic as a way to get his frustration on the subject out. Its just hes not a good writer and its come across very Mary(Gary) Sue because she has no real faults or character.

>>83096918
But, I call everyone a cunt. Men and Women. And it's entirely because people think it's a terrible word. If people treated cunt like dick, I'd stop using it and find something else.

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>>83096918
Why is he such a fucking cunt?

>>83096918
Based Notch
>Look at my bank account, do you really think I give a fuck?

>>83096918
>So flustered she doesn't even recognize a perfectly standard inoffensive Australian acknowledgment

Poor girl.

>>83097447
He'd fit right in here.

>>83096918
> c word

Fucking nigger.

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>>83097447
>99% of people look like shit when they're old.

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>>83096918
>Don't use a swear word because it's offensive

Swear words are supposed to be bad. Holy fuck these people.

I still have no idea why we Americans get so fucking ass pained about cunt. The entire rest of the english-speaking world throws it around like just another swear but its apparently equivalent to nigger in america.

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>>83097544
What the fuck did you even change? Those posts are identical.

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>>83097447
I always wonder what edit he is talking about.

>>83097587
Fucked if I know. I've even asked people why they thought it was so offensive, and they just do that usual routine of "I should have to explain this!"

Okay, cool. You just stay mad, cunt.

>>83097589
I replied to the wrong person at first.

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>>83097622
I wonder if he has a problem referring to people as dicks?

Probably not because hes a fucking cunt.

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>>83097447
So is his whole twitter just him flapping his lips at people who disagree with him?

>>83097587
because america went full retard with Christianity and ironically, female body shaming. the rest of the western world got over it but we are still stuck with christian sexual hang ups.


>>83096195
whats the deal with his right arm? is automail?

>>83097897
So, he has a standard fucking twitter?

Seriously, what the fuck else is twitter used for?

>>83097587
Personal BS theory, feminists wanted a fem specific version of nigger so the made up some gender shit to make cunt seem far more offensive than it really is. And now there are people who feel it is now the worse thing you can call someone. Even worse than nigger.

But in reality is probably just what >>83097978 said.

>>83096553
Well since he skipped the actual scene, he has no choice but to explain what he could have drawn through text.

>>83098103
This is why I think it's people's duty to say cunt and nigger as much as possible. We killed the power that Fuck used to have. Do the same with these words, and fuck these people who have an agenda regarding them. Call men cunts. Call white people niggers. Abuse and overuse the words so they mean nothing.

Gay people did it. Queer and Faggot were stripped of all interest and meaning. Follow the lead of the fags.

>>83098266
Don't you have school tomorrow or is it all ready summer?

>>83098297
I'm 30. Am I wrong?

>>83098314
Aww thats so cute.

>>83096195
For once I mostly agree with Claire
But it makes no sense for Clinton to be acting like this

>>83096553
It's a joke about Clinton blurting out a bunch of crap
Only good part of this page

>>83098350
I didn't know Nigger Cunt were still together. It's too bad they couldn't follow up on their #1 hit "Dykes and Kikes"

>>83096918
Did notch even get his money from PayPal in the end

>>83097505
Wait he was using it in the slang sense he wasent even insulting somebody
Jesus fuck jeph Jesus fuck mags

>>83096923
Canadian

>>83096918
Notch has taken his shitlord radio and cranked it up to 11 the past day or so. It's pretty funny to see all the butthurt, and Notch just doesn't give a fuck.

>>83096918
I can't even imagine the sheer amount of triggering Jeff would have if one day he came to Australia

>>83098695
yeah, he would be shocked to find Sydney airport and most of Sydney quite diverse, and friendly banter not including swears when directed at obvious American tourists.

what do you people think goes on here

>>83098602
Notch was always a shitposter even before he got big.

>>83098695
Good thing they got knoifes there.

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>>83098834
>what do you people think goes on here

>>83098941
>H-hey guys I'm here too!

Jesus Christ Britain, stop being so pathetic.

>>83096918
"Hey Notch maybe you should use your billions of dollars to not be such a dilweed" - Person who thinks they're writing a burn about someone

>>83097447
>"Ugh, facial piercings look so shitty," the internet man said, brushing cheeto dust out of his neckbeard

Why the fuck is this joke format so popular with these idiots? I swear I've seen it recycled for almost 4 years and it hasn't gotten any funnier.

>>83096284
The comic has never stated that.

>>83096429
From what I've learned on websites like craigslist, and not irl since middle-aged people are desperate to hide their affairs and shortcomings, lots of them go through a mid-life crisis and want to taste the "forbidden fruit" like barely legal teen boys since they never got a chance to during their early life due to fear of disapproval from peers and parents. It's actually pretty funny seeing the sheer volume of results you'll get for "m4m married"

>>83099594
That doesn't make me feel any better.

>>83099516
The same reason "Ugh, this comic is so problematic, the SJW said, spray painting her side cut an even brighter color." jokes are funny to 4chan.

>Sam buys a microphone and Marigold is interested in LP'ing with her
>Dropped

>May throws a fit about robot racism and Dale tells her to do something about it
>Dropped

>May Frog and Toad Momo are Friends
>Dropped

>Martin's mom is going to move in with Sam and her dad, and her dad is worried about Sam adjusting to a new woman in the house
>Dropped

>Hannelore's worried about cancer
>Dropped

What am I missing?

>>83099714
I've literally never seen that kind of format written on 4chan, while on SJ twitter it's basically like a rite of passage. I mean format, not the content.

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>>83098834
>what do you people think goes on here
Errors in gravity mostly.

>>83099521
>being this literal

>>83098266
>Follow the lead of the fags.
Someone make this a banner, this pretty much sums this god forsaken site up

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>>83096195

Would the tranny find this acceptable if it was instead their older dad, dating young girls their age?

Im betting no.

>>83098602
Isn't he very anti-GG though?

>>83096918

>Thanks Cunt

Priceless

>>83099761
>What am I missing?
Not dropping the comic.

>>83096195
Are there really people who aren't the slightest bit bothered by having their mom banged by a guy your age? The mom can fuck who she wants, but cyborg brother is right, it is very weird and it's only normal to feel weirded out as a the child
I have only seen the occasional page, but the tranny really has a holier-than-thou attitude who is so graciously accepting of everything

>>83098936
underrated post

>a thing
Use proper sentences you douchebag. What the fuck are you trying to say?

>>83101332
I'd be more weirded out that someone finds my mom attractive enough. she has not aged well at all.
other than that, not really. I barely see her once a year anyway.

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Now imagine if it was the other way around. Do you think Jackoff Jeph would have written:

>You don't understand! He's sleeping with younger women! Girls my age!
>Wow, really? Go dad!

No, of course not.
I just love the double standards these regressives always have.

>>83096621
>"go mom! You get that dick!" isn't a normal fuckin' human response.
It's not a normal human giving it.

>>83101332
Neither of them had a normal reaction saying woo go mum is over the top just say good for her and be done with it being a little uncomftorble with it is also normal but not to the degree Clinton reacted to it.

>>83099594
>>83099625
Most of the time the women who date younger men are just looking for that young stud who they can pump and dump. But they always end up in a relationship because the guy is generally so loyal.

>>83096918
>>83097447
Who's notch? should i check him out?

>>83102034

He's the creator of Minecraft. He sold it to Microsoft for billions and bought a huge mansion in Hollywood. Now his shitposting game is so hard he's had multiple websites write articles about how triggering he is.

He does not give a single fuck because he's a billionare.

>>83101706
>Now imagine if it was the other way around.
I'll just go and read the relevant sexylosers strips. That comic at least makes me laugh.

I havent read this comic since December. Its so far left now its almost unbearable to read. I read through 6 months of strips in 20 minutes.

>unicorns
>dude angry white males lmao
>trans bigotry
>robots are people too
>anime eyes
>squeeee
>lesbians everywhere
>claire even more tumblr
>worse art style

when will it end

>>83096284
I wish I could get into a relationship with a girl 20 years younger than me.

>>83102057
holy shit, this is great

>>83097679
Hey, I recognize that bulge!

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>Claire
>halfway endearing librarian nerd girl with an overbite

>comes out as tranny
>becomes wooden insufferable mouthpiece with prettified face and obnoxious piercings

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CLAIRE ORIGINS #1 RARE EDITION

>>83102129
Jeph has gone back to drawing Claire as he did originally. Look at panel 4, pointy chin, prominent nose, and overbite. If anything he's been drawing Clinton looking more masculine this arc.

>>83102057
I love how everybody doesn't even @ him on Twitter, they just take a screenshot of his tweets and post them to their circlejerk. They claim it's so they don't get harassed, but really it's because they just want pats on the back instead of a million Notch followers telling them why they're wrong.

>>83100593

I don't think he's pro-GG at all, but he's definitely NOT part of the anti-GG clique either. He hates GG AND it's opponents, and at this point I can't blame him.

>>83099761
Bubbles the 8 foot tall killbot feels oppressed because people treat her like an 8 foot tall killbot

>>83099388
Mom gets so sad when you don't call.

>>83097989
I dunno. I only follow people like Neil degrasse Tyson, NASA, and some parody accounts that post dumb jokes regularly. I don't ever really use twitter.

>>83103582
>meme scientist

I only use mine to post my instagram images to make sales. I got a twitter account in 2008 and have barely hit 300 posts

>>83103637
I made mine in 2011 and I've yet to hit ____5 posts.

>>83096918

>Cunt
>Gendered

Cunt is gender-neutral. There are plenty of men with cunts.

>>83103382
God, that was stupid. Never mind that you have to be braindead to spout that shit where the killbot can hear you (and then rip you arm off and beat you to death with it) it was just contrived drama when she could've just shrugged it off as something she asked for. After all she deliberately and vehemently refuses to switch to a chassis more convenient for the civil life she wants so much.
It's not like our dick-princess who has to wait for surgery.

>>83097989
To follow artists you like.

>>83096918
>cunt is such a terrible word
What a beta. I called some girl a shit cunt earlier today and she set a picture of her panties a few messages later.

Moral of the story is don't be such a faggot white knight. I'd honestly rather not get laid than act like Jeph McHandstab

>>83104564
i dont think jeph gets laid either

>>83103294
Yeah that's fair, they're both childish as hell. Although at least where GG is whiny and aggressive, Anit-GG is whiny and aggressively wrong/stupid constantly.

>>83102158
DUDE

>>83099783
It's kinda funny since greentext's abbreviated format would be ideal for Twitter's limited space.

>thinks facial piercings look shitty
>has cheeto dust stuck in neckbeard

104 characters down to 73. On Twitter that's significant.

>>83100593
He's misanthropic and really obvious about it. If the people talking to him weren't so self-absorbed they'd notice how he's constantly taking people for a ride.

>>83101332
In real life son would be grossed out that mom's fucking his friend/roommate and daughter would be concerned that mom's supporting another kid and eating the inheritance.

>>83097447
What a child. If he truly didn't care he wouldn't tweet about it.

>>83102057
I heard that he's sick of the wealth and that his gf/fiancée left him as a result or something like that.

>>83104139
There's also the question of why a fucking killbot has a human chassis in the first place. Why the fuck wouldn't a killbot be designed for killing? Imagine a robotic spider with an LMG on a 360 swivel mount, and a mortar launcher on its back. Inhuman, terrifying, versatile, and deadly. What the fuck is the point of building a soldier robot that looks and functions like a big human? Christ, all you've fucking done is made it a better target for anti-material armaments!

>>83108939
Well, this is a universe where Pintsize is actually a military chassis with a (now removed) laser and big spheres for hands and feet.
This is what you get when you start out "wacky" and try to be serious about it later.

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>>83108249
>sick of the wealth

>>83107633
Now that you mention it, it seems kinda weird. I mean, technically, twitter doesn't have greentext, but that doesn't seem to stop people all across the internet from copying the format. It's pretty much everywhere these days. Except twitter. Perhaps it's a deliberate choice, in order to distance themselves from things that are associated with chan culture(?)

Remember that arc that was based around everyone talking about their favorite Toto song as if there's anyone under 40 who would say anything but "Africa"?

>>83096284
I think society is slowly becoming okay with old men dating younger women. At the worst these days you'll get a few stares while doing it, but that's about it.

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>>83111241
>as if there's anyone under 40 who would say anything but "Africa"?
I'd say none.

>>83102076
If you're 40-45 I honestly don't see the problem of you getting with a 21 year old other than older women and younger men getting mad at you.

>>83111294
>I think society is slowly becoming okay with old men dating younger women.
Man, I know 24 year old girl who gets shittons of flak for dating a guy 5 (five) years older than her. Society is schizophrenic and retarded as fuck.

>>83111241
Or "Who the fuck is Toto?" Jeph's made a real mistake keeping his characters in their early 20s yet having them pine over early 80s stuff. I realize the strip was years ago but there still would have been an age gap between the 20-something characters and what Jeph thinks is cool to 20 year olds. Hint: it's not proto-alternative rock from 1987.

>>83111345
and then she dumped him

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>>83096318

Gotta love the hypocrisy that is sex in America.

We both equally demonize yet celebrate sex.

>>83096923

Canada has Free Health Care, and Jeph's move to Canada suggests he wants Canada to pay for his Gender Reassignment Surgery to become Claire.

BUT, he had to come back to the United Socialist America to get his owie on his thumb bandaged up recently and be charged $40 for the procedure.

>>83098266
>Follow the lead of the fags.

I don't smoke, being from England.

>>83104662

His ex-wife did have his balls cut off.....

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>>83112387
Whose balls?

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>>83112017
Somebody has to think of the children.

>>83112387
Vasectomy isn't exactly chopping your balls off.
But even though he has physical balls he lacks the kind needed to be less of a bitch.