You are granted Superpowers (Captain America Tier).Problem is

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2016-05-23 12:43:12 Post No. 83068466
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 12:43:12 Post No. 83068466 [Report]

You are granted Superpowers (Captain America Tier).Problem is your powers are extremely solar based so every inch of your skin needs to be exposed to the sun in order for your powers to work.So basically when you use your powers it needs to be day time and you need to be naked.

What do you do?

Anonymous 2016-05-23 12:45:43 Post No.83068498
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 12:45:43 Post No.83068498 [Report]

That's a pretty shitty limitation just to be Captain America tier.

Anonymous 2016-05-23 12:46:10 Post No.83068507
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 12:46:10 Post No.83068507 [Report]

Find my Wonder Boy.

Anonymous 2016-05-23 12:47:41 Post No.83068520
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 12:47:41 Post No.83068520 [Report]

I go about my life the same way I would if nothing happened, except that if I ever get into a fight, I'll strip

Anonymous 2016-05-23 12:49:40 Post No.83068546
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 12:49:40 Post No.83068546 [Report]

>>83068466
Nothing out of the ordinary, captain america 'peak human' nonsense isn't really worth the hassle.

It will only be useful if I happen to visit a nudist beach and for some reason get into a fight.

Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:21:59 Post No.83069006
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:21:59 Post No.83069006 [Report]

>>83068466
I'd move to Vegas and put on shows. Captain pervert, the amazing tiny naked strong man.

Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:22:19 Post No.83069010
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:22:19 Post No.83069010 [Report]

>>83068466
>Captain America
fuck that, why would i go through all that trouble for such lame powers?

Now superman is another topic. Question is though, can i at least wear a mask?

Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:24:43 Post No.83069052
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:24:43 Post No.83069052 [Report]

put on the he-man outfit and start getting swole.

Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:26:24 Post No.83069079
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:26:24 Post No.83069079 [Report]

>daytime vegas

Is this a thing?

Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:27:04 Post No.83069094
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:27:04 Post No.83069094 [Report]

>>83068466
I'll start a nude cult and fight clothes.

Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:29:20 Post No.83069139
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:29:20 Post No.83069139 [Report]

>>83068466
>What do you do?
The same thing any sane woman would do with this power. Save it for dire moments.

So when you see some man about to be run-over in the streets, you tear off all your clothes and save them. Or when you hear screams down a dark alley, tear of your clothes and deal some heroic justice.

Essentially you have a great power than can only be used in the buff, so you save it for when its really really necessary.

Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:29:27 Post No.83069140
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:29:27 Post No.83069140 [Report]

>>83068546
>>83068498
Yeah. At least make it superspeed

>Now I am truly the Streak

Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:30:22 Post No.83069161
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:30:22 Post No.83069161 [Report]

>>83068466
>every inch of your skin needs to be exposed to the sun
>it needs to be day time and you need to be naked
Never every inch of your skin is exposed to the sun, even if you're completely naked, fuckface

Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:32:32 Post No.83069203
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:32:32 Post No.83069203 [Report]

If I had super powers and looked that good, I'd fly around naked, anyway. Who's going to stop me?

Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:33:35 Post No.83069230
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:33:35 Post No.83069230 [Report]

>>83069203
Captain America can't fly.

Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:43:04 Post No.83069393
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Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:43:04 Post No.83069393 [Report]

>>83069139
>dark alley
then the sunlight would no longer touch your body, meaning you'd be killed whilst naked.

Anonymous 2016-05-23 13:59:42 Post No.83069652
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>>83068466
Captain America tier and I'd just >>83069139.

Superman tier? Disaster reporters better get used to seeing every bit of me.

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