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Ruby's are dumb Edition:

Previous thread: >>83002698

>"NEW" EPISODE on 26 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep

>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/

>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bk2gu_su-same-old-world_fun

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw

>Soundtracks MEGA folder:

https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
MEGA LINK for Same Old World: https://mega.nz/#!288jxRZb!2HwdCtrWNucBKDhbmB-S5ua2W6C9xWJkfVHhsaaZVsE
Daily motion link: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e3-barn-mates-s3e4-hit-the-diamond_fun
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daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
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Hello everyone, we are the gay.
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Do you think if you threw Pearl, she'd get her nose stuck in a wall?
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>>83007146
I want to bully newbie Ruby
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Is this thread will be one hour old when it expires?
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STOP MAKING /SUG/ THREADS
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Roll
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>Leader Ruby is wearing topless suspenders
LEWD
WAY TOO LEWD
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>lapi/ss/
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Where is Ruby's Gem?
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Steven is too sexy for television
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>>83007194
Punished Ruby would bully you.
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>commander Ruby showing all of that skin
So it's not even a joke anymore, there were literally hundreds of naked Jaspers in Lapis' flashback

So... Do some Jaspers also wear slutty uniforms covering all but their tits and crotch? And Ruby/sapphire confirmed gems can get very horny
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How does Homeworld continually manage to be so much more incompetent than the crystal gems
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>>83007184
Hey guys, I think they're gay.
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>>83007208
Tard ruby is best ruby
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LAPIS SUCKS!!!!!

I was a Lapisfag once but then I changed unlike Lapis Shitzuli
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>>83007184
>implying gems can even into sex with other gems
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>>83007146
>That Ruby with her gem in her eye

lol the fuck
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>>83007201
Back to /r9k/ frogposter.
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>>83007201
Just one day more
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>>83007218
Oh wow thats a pretty big oversight. It was in another scene for a short time too, but that one... is pretty out in the open...
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Punished ruby clearly thanked Steven for making her feel like a woman for the first time.
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Reminder that eyeruby is Solidus.
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So is CG Ruby the only non idiot Ruby in canon?
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So we hiatus now?

Next ep when?
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>>83007220
G O O D

BRING IT
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>>83007218
In animation error purgatory
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>>83007224
YD isn't taking Earth seriously since she assumes that it'll be gone soon. The moment she realizes that the Cluster failed, she's gonna get involved.
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>>83007257
>implying she's not an idiot
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>>83007214
>Not /ll/api/ss/
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>>83007257
No our Ruby is an idiot too. Garnet can protest all she wants, its still pretty evident how dumb they all are.
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>>83007257
People will argue otherwise but yeah, she's slightly smarter then the rest of the rubies.
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>>83007259
tomorrow

The French still got one more gift to give us
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>>83007257
CG Ruby is only slightly smarter than the others.
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>>83007257
It seems so.
Are the weapons of rubies all gloves?
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>>83007259
Tomorrow. Steven Floats airs in Frenchland.
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Things you can say about best gem, but not about your girlfriend.
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>>83007257
Punished Ruby is definitely smarter than the other Rubies, and Fabulous Ruby has to have some special potential to be so different from the Ruby norm.
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>>83007257
She was the calmest among her original trio, but it seems like Punished Ruby was catching on very quickly.
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REMINDER THAT LAPIS THE HEDGEHOG IS WORST GEM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tie9g4MfLaM
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>>83007296
she exists
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>>83007259
Tommorow In France
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>>83007257
our ruby is pretty dumb anon
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>>83007259
How about checking the OP

>>83007146
Why the fuck did they broadcast in English again?
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>>83007296
I can see her
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>>83007257
she's pretty dumb too
>THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT IN THE BARN NO WAY *points at barn*

garnet just said that to be nice to herself/her gf
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I find it interesting that all the Rubies seem to wear the same uniform as Jasper, except for their leader, likely so you can tell which one the leader is

and Fabulous Ruby who just refuses to wear the uniform for some reason
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LION AROUND
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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
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>>83007328
because america is supreme
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>>83007296
Nice mass
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>>83007328
Dual Audio in all Europe.
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>i don't want your garbage

defend this
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I'm assuming CN is making sure CN France won't pull this shit again.
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>>83007201
GET OFF MY GENERAL

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>83007342
>leader ruby only wearing shorts and suspenders, with no top
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>>83007346
More like Lapbitch
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>>83007344
stop you've done that the past three threads
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>>83007296
He's almost as fat as I am.
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>>83007342
could just be because of gem placement
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>>83007259
Tomorrow, provided the Frenchies don't get killed in a terrorist attack overnight or something.
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>>83007344
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>>83007289
more like sapphire keeps her from doing stupid things
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guys wheres connie
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>>83007359
Thank you EU
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>>83007342
Well I mean, Fabulous Ruby can't wear the regular outfit, her gem is in the way
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>>83007146
>Softspoken "What a turn of events!"
>Whuh Huh???

Fucking died laughing.
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>>83007342
Gem's clothes are adjusted to always show their gem I suppose? But that's bs considering one of them has her gem covered i think.
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this image is exploitable
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>>83007208
fag rubi It is actually the
princess rubi
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>>83007314

do not bully the peridot!!
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>>83007366
You can't.
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So we hiatus the day after tomorrow?

This sucks I couldnt even bait or shitpost probperly
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Man, Ruby and Sapphire are such gal pals. They're practically sisters.
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>>83007146

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ENGLISH MEGA! I DON'T WANT THIS FRENCH SHIT!
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>>83007407
you dont need to know
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>>83007346
What song is this? I can't find it with Google.
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>>83007396
>"I was I in an underwater tomb for months"
>she put herself there in the first place
Defend this, Lapisfags
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>>83007420
Timid Ruby's gem is on the back of her left leg. You can see it in one of the last shots, right before they get back in the ship.
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>>83007359
Brexit and Frexit when?
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>>83007438
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>>83007423
hime ruby
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>>83007208

Rollin', but the nicknames won't stick in the wider fanbase if they have 'offensive' language in them. I agree, it's bullshit, but I'm only saying this because I want Punished Ruby and Commander Ruby to stick.

Fag Ruby is Fabulous Ruby, or just Fab Ruby. one letter off, still gives the same message.

Tard Ruby is Newbie/Nuby Ruby, since Commander Ruby literally called her that as they were leaving.
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Bitch lapis is best lapis
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I noticed that Rebecca drew a lot of Peridot faces this episode, her style is pretty recognizable.
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>>83007184
>These are our only personality traits. Have we told you how in love we are today? Because we're in love.
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>>83007438
She was a good friend
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We six shame faces now?
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>>83007224
I think it's just because they don't care enough
YD was shown to be super busy, since she's almost the only authority, she has to take care of a whole race.
Sending only one Quartz, or only a bunch of Rubys is probably just resource management rather than incompetence. Once they realize that something is wrong with a cluster, and what's even worse, "Rose" is basically recruiting a rebellion army again, tgen they'll send the army
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>>83007447
They are on kisscartoon yet
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Food for thought: Rebecca said that if she were a gem, she would probably be a Ruby.
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>>83007479
Rubies only have one personality trait. Our Ruby is "The Gay One"
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>>83007456
Purposefully putting yourself in a tomb to save Steven doesn't make being in the tomb any less traumatic.
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>>83007421
does that intentionally look like a whiskey flask or is that just a coincidence, really goes with the dead inside vibe
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>>83007146
Man I remember the Ruby VA got a lot of shit, but this had some great Voice acting
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>>83007464
Thanks Anon,
That would mean that outfit may be adjusted to always show the gem.
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>>83007344
keep up the good work anon!
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I'm expecting Hit the Diamond to not air in a lot of countries and kids will never know what happened with that one Ruby
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>>83007456
she didn't say she wasn't responsible for it
but it was still her watery tomb
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>>83007490
I thought of this and the episode of when Jimmy Neutron splits his personalities into 5.
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>>83007505
>Implying Fag Ruby isn't a Gay One
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>froggies came through
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>>83007490
It's same faces
I don't know how anyone can get this wrong
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>>83007314
delete this
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>>83007490
Which Ruby is which Matsu?
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>>83007468
Ruby and Sapphire are so comfortable with their heterosexuality that they can even play-flirt with each other.

Man, their friendship is strong.
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>>83007514
Charlyne Yi is a great VA, she just needed some time to get the character down.
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>>83007505
all rubies are the gay one
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>>83007504
She's calling herself a dope that can get needlessly angry?
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>>83007547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBoqCYt1hVo
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>>83007514

She just needed some time to really get the voice down I think, even our Ruby sounded pretty good this episode.
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>>83007478
I think she makes the best perifaces
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>>83007543
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>>83007514
She mustve had fun this episode
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>>83007464
I could've sworn it was on the side of her left thigh, equidistant from both her hip and her knee.
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Drawfags where?
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>>83007396

B^U
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>>83007533
She literally dug her own grave.
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>they are after Jasper

YD might just be FUCKING PISSED, or might want to get some intel from her?

Either way, if the YD Ruby's find Jasper, YD will learn about Rose Quartz steven still being alive.

THEN the second invasion begins
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>>83007525
Why not? They did a pretty good job of explaining the rules of baseball, and baseball is played all over!
or issit cuzza the gaaaaaaay
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Anyone got any predictions for Monster Reunion? I'm wondering if Jasper is going to lose her form and become corrupted, and maybe have a corrupted Jasper vs Centipeedle episode.
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>>83007214
Zuke's Lapis looks like something out of Family Guy. Like season one's Stewie.
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>>83007570
WBB probably helped her a lot as well.
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>>83007505
>>83007536
What? Wait, wait, wait, what does being gay mean to gems again?
I'm confused Anons.
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>>83007218
ZUKE FUCKED UP
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>>83007566
I am including official romanizations in the everyone who keeps getting it wrong
Their English isn't the best
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>>83007553
Fag: totty
Ninja: kara
CG: Ichi
retard: jyushi
Leader: Oso
Punished: Choro
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>>83007560
Greg wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
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>>83007586
This doesn't make any sense though? Why would I draw something if it makes no sense and isn't funny.
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>tang stopped doing the other noncanon ships besides lapidot once she started being friends with Zuke
>tang called malachite flying/coming back shortly among other things
>tang called lapis' personality perfectly
>tang called peridot and lapis' dynamic
>Zuke only draws lapis and peridot these days
>Zuke loves and prefer lesbian characters like Bubbleine/korra
>Zuke drew lapis in the baseball outfit weeks before today
>Zuke and Tang tweet at each other on Twitter and have even hung out IRL

Amedot is not happening.
Lapearl is not happening.
Jaspis is not happening.

If ANYTHING, Lapidot is happening.
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So are expendables like Ruby created stupid so that they don't question suicide missions?

Rubies are borderline retarded because it makes them easy to control. Jaspers are the real gem soldiers and are reserved for important missions or enemies who can't be overwhelmed by a collective of Rubytard strength.
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>>83007218
Fag Ruby has the thirst.
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>>83007257
Pirate Ruby was pretty obviously the sharp one of the crew, more so than CG Ruby.
Who is, as we all know, an idiot.
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>>83007604
That wasn't a zuke episode you idiot.
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>>83007361
Honestly, I saw more as "English sounds like Gem" than "Gem sounds like English."

And this happens to be a world with a discernible reason as of why the first could possibly happen.
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>>83007479
Why does it matter? Fleshing them out individually is actually a bad idea because viewers shouldn't want Garnet to split so often.
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>>83007543
dat cropping
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>>83007587
glad someone else felt that way. zuke draws lapis's face like it's cardboard.
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>>83007592

The second invasion will probably begin when YD notices the lack of a cluster. THEN she's going to get worried and send out the Gemyu Force.
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>>83003143

This episode felt like the Eureka Seven soccer episode, the crew awkwardly plays a sport for comedic purposes to decompress from the previous heavier plot episodes.
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>>83007630
fuck to the yes
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>>83007560

MODS!
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>>83007490
>>83007623
That better not be you Nicholas.
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Who boarded this?

It's pure gold
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>>83007630
>>Zuke drew lapis in the baseball outfit weeks before today
Hey, where's this?
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>>83007623
imagine the rubies using their full power to win a baseball match after sapphire says that they can fuck her
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>>83007592
Expendable grunts were sent to recover a valuable asset hopefully before the death of the Earth.
If they were too late, then they'd just relay the message. It's a win-win.
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>>83007630
Lapidotfags, fuck off already. There are other things to talk about apart from shipping.
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>>83007218
HAHA ZUKE GOT DUKE-

WAIT

WAIT

JESUS CHRIST

That's not our Ruby, there's been a switch!
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>>83007452
Holy Diver by Dio.
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>>83007604
That's Super Paper Mario Steven. Cause they tried to go that route with that one RPG they made.

They knew about timed hits.
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>>83007639
Sadly, this makes a lot of sense. That would also explain why YD sent those Rubies for Jasper even when she thought that cluster is still going to hatch.
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>>83007659
I FUCKED UP
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How do you even fucking live without /sug/?

I just hibernate until its up again.
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>>83007490
rubies are supposed to look physically the same and they're way more recognizable from each other than this shit
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>>83007689
Joe and jeff
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Huh. All the stuff we've een so far has made home world out to be some super 1984 level stuff where all must conform or else be killed. Jasper and lapis were both pretty no non sense when they first showed up. But all those rubies were super different and apparently thats okay. Probably the show setting up that its yellow diamond whos the problem and not the gems.
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>>83007599
Acting like a fag.
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>>83007630
Fuuuck I hope not. Lapidot shippers are the most insufferable in the fandom and always were.
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>>83007560
who isn't at this point
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>>83007597
I think Hilary's looks closer to FG since she also does the Stewie mouth thing, but on Peri more than Lapis.
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>>83007689
Joe and Jeff.
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>>83007701
Incorrect
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>>83007720
>why do these sextuplets look alike this is retarded
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>>83007717
I have a life, with priorities and friends. Just find something to do, it's not like you spend more than an hour here anyways.
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>>83007208
Rollin for the fagit
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IF YOU COULD ONLY KNOW
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>>83007208
I'm rolling but I already know I'm a demon
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>>83007592
I think its possible that YD assumes that Jasper was in charge of the mission and defected with Peridot. I dont think she had realized yet that Peridot on her own decided to become her own gem and defect without Jasper's permission. So, since Jasper is a gem of authority, she was also assumed to be the new CG leader.
Basically, Jasper just got fucked because of the hierarchy system and Peridot's decision to switch sides.
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>>83007737
HW doesn't care about what the Rubies do. They're mass produced pawns.
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>>83007747
>>83007560
murdercock at it again
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>>83007764
> it's not like you spend more than an hour here anyways.

ebig bait faglord
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>>83007479
Sapphire is a stoic oracle. That has problems dealing with problems, because she sees a future where it eventually just solves it self.

Ruby is a hothead that won't give up, on anything, ever.
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>>83007346
Sorry, I responded to you late last thread because I was busy. Love you, lady-of-the-sea anon.
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>>83007208
Rollin
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>>83007805
>LE MUDERCOCK MAYMAY XD
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>>83007764
>it's not like you spend more than an hour here anyways.
>mfw been here since the frog airing
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>>83007630
amedot's gonna be a thing too but it doesn't fit those weebs' tang and zukes tastes. they like typical hot looking animu characters like lapis
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>>83007630
This feels unfair.

No wonder Zuke had that recent Twitter freakout about people examining and analyzing her stuff
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>>83007146
Just watched the new episodes

I'm not sure about the direction the show is heading

each episode ends with a cliffhanger now so the next one has to pick up at the end, and it seems we've traded in townie shenanigans for gem shenanigans

Also I can't believe they designed a topless gem
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>It'll take 3-4 weeks for itunes to release 1080p versions of these episodes
Well just fuck my shit up and call me croaked.
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>>83007689
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>>83007761
why do they look copy-paste identical?
rubies are basically clones but they all had unique personalities and clothing
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>>83007834
Microdick detected.
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>>83007720
You're missing out friend.
Judging it before giving it a chance? What are you, Lapis?
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If you dont spend at least 10 hours a day at /sug/ you can fuck right off bitch
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>>83007695
if the stevidotfags were allowed to spaz out during gem drill so are we
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>>83007560
Whos that even supposed to be
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>>83007849
>No wonder Zuke had that recent Twitter freakout about people examining and analyzing her stuff
Ooh, got a link or details?
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>>83007784
Yeah that trailer was total shit.

Unless in 11 minutes tomorrow in Steven Floats we get the DEEPEST LORE heart attack tier fuckery, it'll just have just been meaningless trailer hype dialogue.

>>83007794
I don't think YD knows the Crystal Gems are still alive. In fact going back to the episode, YD asks about Jasper and YD doesn't answer her.

Huh. This is starting to bug me now, why did YD send for JUST Jasper?
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>>83007868
because giving autonomy to someone gives then more of a desire to no longer be treated as nothing in homeworld
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>>83007689
>now what you wanna do is lead with your hips, yeah! That's pretty good!
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>YD sends 5 Ruby's being fully aware the cluster may emerge at any moment

Yikes
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/sug/ will soon be /trashed/

I don't know if I should panic or not
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>>83007834
Since when is a nickname a meme? I guess everything is a meme these days to you kids. I've heard some kids at work the other day using the word meme interchangeably with the word "image macro." They were using a generator to "make memes". God I hate the future.
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wwhat wwe really are
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>>83007478
I was just talking about hoping her art would appear in a new ep soon, so I was immediately pleased to see this when I watched it.
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>>83007857
Nah, the show's always been slice of life.

The cliffhangers feel worse because of the months of hiatus's, bombs throwing off filler content etc. Give it time and it'll be fine.
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>>83007849

I wonder what exactly that was about, it seemed really specific too. It's not like Zuke to make tweets like that at all normally, makes me think that something must have happened.
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>>83007934
it was trash the moment it was started
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>>83007863
Man, I usually think they are over-rated and some of the least funny boarders but this and Steven and the Stevens are veritable masterpieces. I guess they just shit gold once in a while.
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Someone post the Woolie punching Lapis gif
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>>83007928
They had a black hole ship, they would've been fine.
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>>83007925
Leading with your hips is solid advice when it comes to hitting things. That's why baseball players and golfers do it.
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>>83007669
I do actually. Garnet too often is the one who always solves problems; she's hardly ever in the wrong or displays major flaws.
What if Homeworld somehow creates a way to prevent gems from fusing? R and S are forcibly split and have to spend an episode learning how to work together while still being apart physically.
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>>83007928
YD don't give a fuck.
She knows there are always enough spares.
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>>83007824
It is alright, I love you too
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>>83007691
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/144085658464

>>83007910
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/4g4xs3/a_message_from_zuke/?
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>>83007915
But Steven Floats isn't in the event so it really was just editing bullshit to raise hype.
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>Megas XLR takes place in an alt universe where New Jersey is just called Jersey
>Steven Universe takes place in an alt universe where New Jersey is just called Jersey

Somebody get Sugar on the phone!
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>>83007966
It was a good suffering send off to Lapis's unhappy arc
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>>83007955
get the fuck out Eridan nobody wants your kind here
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>>83007839
Garnet and Amethyst will be the unshippable characters in the end. And will have the least development. Pearl, Peridot and Lapis already have the most art by far and are the fan favorites, including on Tumblr.

Fucking shocking. It cracks me up that even Tumblr SJWs and Rebecca can't fight their ingrained racism.
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>>83007720
>>83007868
from that image alone they are already just as diverse as the rubies were.
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>>83007938
If you repeat an action that other human beings have repeated, you have partaken in meme, by the original definition of the word.
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>>83007994
Thanks
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>>83007717
Being a salaryman and spend breaks on Dark Souls and Idolm@ster
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>>83007857
i liked the design, didn't seemed seemed inappropriate for kids at all and was really cool
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WHAT WE REALLY ARE
WHAT WE REALLY ARE
WHAT WE REALLY ARE

.....Uhh.... So what are they really? was it marketing hype?
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>>83007934
finally I can browse all the reposted gem porn.
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>>83007981
Garnet is the main character, not Ruby and Sapphire. They should flesh out Garnet, not them. I think they've had her split far too much already.
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>>83008007
No, it's meant to be a more widespread phenomenon, by the original definition of the word. Like "Kilroy Was Here" tier. Smallscale is just an inside joke.
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>>83007999
You do realize that Garnet is basically a living ship right?
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>>83008015
that's pretty dumb anon

indexer pls go
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>>83007992
>Coop is one of the few legitimate fans of Greg's music
>posts on his forum
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>>83007208
Sapphire...I'm already a demon.
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>>83007999
They CAN CHANGE THE FUTURE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooZyHLLQ5e8
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>>83008035
>was it marketing hype?
It was a shitty attempt to ripoff the Age of Ultron trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBzax2Xek3M
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Wait, so was the conflict in the baseball ep literally Sapphire and Ruby not being capable of keeping it in their pants for like 30 minutes?

Someone hit those queers with a cold hose before they corrupt Steven's innocence. Or get Peridot killed, whatever.
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>>83008035
They're lesbos
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>>83007992
>>Megas XLR takes place in an alt universe where New Jersey is just called Jersey
>>83007992
You think the people in New Jersey bother saying the New part?
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>>83007986
Thank you!
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>>83007630
>In a series where fusions between multiple partners is common practice.
Lapidot may be the main thing to come from this but they're still all gonna fuse because gems are fusion sluts.
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>>83007986

Yeah, that strikes me as something very specific happening that made her react like that. I wonder if someone figured out something really specific about her that she wouldn't want other people to know. Poor Zuke, she wasn't cut out for that.
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>>83007630
>>83007986
Holy fucking shit Zuke damage control

She has left behind not just internet breadcrumbs, she basically handheld to this Lapidot (or NO canon peridot ship) spoiler conclusion
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>>83007915
>why did YD send for JUST Jasper?

To retrieve her. She's leaving Peridot to die when the cluster forms.
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>>83008043
>They shouldn't develop all of them
Excuse me bitch?
All of them deserve equal development we haven't even gotten a second one for Ruby and Sapphire yet, it's either been slight backstory or this cutesy episode we got today.
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>>83008035
did people seriously think that bit from the promo meant anything?

It was just a bit from the extended intro that sounded cool

Besides we already know what they really are, they are genderless god damn space rocks
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>>83008067
I like to imagine that Greg has a music radio show just like his VA.
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WHAT WE REALLY ARE

MONEY GRUBBING ASSHOLES WHO TEASE BUT NEVER SHOW
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>It wasn't a softball episode
Literally one job
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>>83008088
>it's all jersey
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Who is the sickest gem of them all?
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>>83007881
Best Homeworld Ruby
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>>83008056
She is pure sex
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>>83007986
What, no shorts? Damn it
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>>83008051
More widespread = more successful in terms of memetic reproduction, but it can be scaled down further than you think.
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>>83007146
Jesus fuck I love how well they managed to work together in the baseball episode.
Also how Steven had to be the leader for a change and keep those dumb shits in line was pretty hilarious.
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>>83008056

I want to hug Pearl....
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>>83007910
>>83007960
It's exactly what it sounds like, people kept over-analyzing every little thing she did as some hidden indication of the show and kept trying to stir up shit about it and make rumors out of nothing. See people linking her art with vague accusations and making assumptions based on what her friends do, she had to just erase her presence from social media pretty much entirely because she couldn't be herself without someone making up some big drama but it looks like people are still trying anyway.
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>>83008112
>All of them deserve equal development we haven't even gotten a second one for Ruby and Sapphire yet, it's either been slight backstory or this cutesy episode we got today.
You're forgetting Keystone Motel
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>>83008108
You're fucking retarded.
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download where
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>>83008112
Ruby and Sapphire are going to be Garnet almost all the time. They don't need equal development in the least. Garnet needs more development as Garnet. She's not just Ruby + Sapphire.

To get audiences too attached to characters that will almost always be a different character is just not a good idea.
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>>83008088
I don't.
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yo fuck lapis in barn mates.
what a bitch.
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So do you think france censored anything? Be on the lookout for anything different when the episodes air here.
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>>83008143
ONLY because the original definition has been bastardized because language changes. Which is stupid because we literally already had fucking words for this.
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>>83007787
i wont see you end as ashes

you're all diamonds
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>>83007630
Quick someone post this on tumblr and raise hell
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>>83008101
>Lapis is dick to Peridot the entire time
>Lapidot faggotry intensifies

I suppose someone official coming out and telling u it will never happen will only confirm the ship in your mind eh?
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>>83008173
I know, I loved it
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>>83008147
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE
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>>83007257
Rubies probably don't last too long so they don't pick up a lot of smarts.

Our Ruby is ancient by Ruby standards.
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>>83008083
To be fair, Sapphire was hot in her baseball uniform

And makes sadder once we'll move on to the Townie Bomb
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>>83008202
>Sapphire actually went full tongue during her kiss with Ruby
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>>83008159
>They haven't even gotten a second development episode
Read that sentence again.

>>83008163
>He thinks they'll always be Garnet
>He thinks that won't be the sudden twist they do

And how in pray tell do you develop Garnet anymore?
She literally IS partially Ruby and Sapphire's feelings and personalities combined, that's why she always has those shades indicting which component is in control or influencing her action.
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>>83008227
>Townie Bomb
Please tell me this is just speculation.1418
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too many gems
the show would be better if there was just 1 or two gems
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>>83008227
Townie bomb won't be so bad

As long as the gems are involved still

The literal worst episodes are ones where its just Steven and the townies without any of the other Gems
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>>83008173
WAAAAAH MY WAIFU HAS A PERSONALITY OTHER THAN SUBSERVIENT NICE GIRL!!! HOW DARE SHE BE UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING TRAUMATIC!! I DON'T WANT INTERESTING CHARACTERS THAT GROW AND LEARN AND CHANGE!!
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>>83008203
No, you're wrong.
The meaning has changed, unfortunately, but even before the emergence of normies making image macros, it meant repeatable behavior that had the capacity to hit a critical mass of nearly being collective consciousness. You assume that it is only meme once it hits that level, but it is in fact meme far before that point. Yes, even going by the old meaning.
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>>83007208
rollin rollin rollin rollin what
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>12 episodes / 8 months since we last saw the temple
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I want to Bully baseball Lapis with my dick
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>>83008227
>Townie Bomb
I loathe the townies.
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>>83008247
>gems can shapeshift
>could make their tongues so big and thick it throatrapes you
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>>83007257
>Not all of then
>Immediately fucks up by making a suggestion to check the barn
>All the while being spaghetti spill lord

Nah she's a fucking idiot too.
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>>83008173
if i hear 'dicksquad' one more time....
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>>83007639

Yeah. You don't want to risk losing someone valuable, so you send a gaggle of Rubies instead.

They probably come from the Kindergarten in big canisters like Barrel of Monkeys.
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>>83008251
not really, there are a lot of known episode titles, that point to a lot of townie episodes to come
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>>83008251
Once you check the episodes we have and the titles we have left, Steven interacted with the gems more
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>>83007257
all the crystal gems are retards to be honest
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>>83008147
>Also how Steven had to be the leader for a change
It may not seem like it but if you actually go back and look, Steven is usually the leader when the gems aren't fucking up.
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>>83007868
Well you see in the 60's there was a gag manga called "Osomatsu-kun" about a group of mischievous sextuplets who looked exactly the same and didn't have much personality differences.

In 2015 an anime started called "Osomatsu-san" about the sextuplets as adults who now have distinguishing personalities, and while still being mostly identical do have recognizable differences in their designs
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>>83007208
Man, Rubies are dumb.
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>>83008202

Unless they had hardcore lesbian sex I don't think that episode could get any gayer.
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>>83008250
Garnet is established as a main character in everything. If you think they're working towards an end where it's more Ruby and Sapphire than Garnet or where they don't stay together anymore, you're retarded. Especially after all the emphasis on their fusion being amazing.

She is part of them, but she's her own entity too. Which is very much established. Garnet already needs more development, and Ruby and Sapphire don't need any more individually.
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I honestly fucking hate Ruby and Sapphire. Garnet is literally perfection so how are these two dinguses just so fucking incompetent. Ever since their introduction they've just been self-absorbed, emotional and useless. I get that they wanted to show how Garnet's relationship really completes her, but come on Ruby and Sapphire are fucking horrific to be around or rely on without their fusion. I love Garnet, but if someone tried to convince me earlier that she was a fusion of these two stupid little midgets I wouldn't believe it for a second.
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>>83008271
Thats how you know pearlfags are cool dudes. Pearls a terrible fucking person but they still like her.'
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>>83008227
I am going to be remembered as the "make it gayer" artist forever now. I have accepted this future.
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>>83008110
>bothering to retrieve Jasper
Would be a cool boss thing to do if the Ruby's YD sent weren't too dumb to live.
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>>83008250
>Read that sentence again.
Jailbreak+Keystone Motel
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Ruby is cute and i wanna cuddle her
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>>83008285
>When we get back, Pearl's room has pretty much fully collapsed into Ame's, and most of the bubbles in Garnet's room are missing.
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>>83008348
you did God's work
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>>83007623
Sure I can see it especially the crystal gem Ruby who cracks under pressure like Ichi
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>>83007747
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>>83008346
I don't really see the appeal in waifuing her but you know what, yeah. It's infinitely preferable and makes more sense to like someone with character.
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>>83008206
I think Lapis is going to warm up to Peridot, but I could be wrong. But do you think they aren't ever going to fuse in the future? Again fusion sluts.
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>>83008318
And is a huge hit for yaoi fangirls

Including Zuke
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>>83008318
Chozo pls go.
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>>83008346
Pearlfags whined up a goddamn shit storm every time people complained about Pearl back when most gem episodes were about her bullshit, even when it was clear that everyone was just messing with them. Pearlfags are not cool dudes.
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>>83008056
>Sigh
>"Here."
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>>83008374
>they get back
>temple is fine but the house is TRASHED
>find Centipeedle on the couch with a six pack and 5-pound Costco bag of chips, channel surfing
>silent exchange of panicked stares, before she tries to casually slink off and act like a dumb animal again
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>>83008251

Well the leaked episode titles have so far pretty much been in order, there's a slew of titles coming up that hint at townie-based episodes, and Steven does return to Beach City next episode, so it seems pretty damn likely. A lot of the titles could be misleading as hell though, and episodes have gone completely off the rails before like On the Run.

Also, pretty much every episode after the supposed townie bomb looks like it'll be pretty plot heavy, and the last episode in the list is "Last One Out of Beach City", so it seems like things are gonna get pretty wild coming up. I'm fine with a townie bomb again anyway, we kind of need a breather if what's coming up gets really serious.
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>>83007915
She thinks Peridot is dead, because she blew her up with the exploding communication gem.
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>>83008401
How? They all look like fucking Nobito from Doraemon
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Ever had an orange Tootsie Pop? I'm sure this is what Jasper tastes like.
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anybody else noticed that this ruby only had straps on
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It so fucking fits!
https://youtu.be/p_QsnZHtKAo
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>first SU episodes for 5 months
>hype as a game changer
>literally status quo as fuck

GOD
DAMN
IT
SUGAR
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>>83008203
"Meme" is just the culturalal version of a gene. If you pass an idea onto someone else, that's passing on a meme. It doesn't have to pass some arbitrary threshold of relevance before becoming so.
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DICK

RED

WE
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>>83008441
this art is terrible and I hate you for making me look at it
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>>83007490
/r/ the Rubies as the matsu brothers pleease
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>>83008015
>im@s
Mi negro
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>>83008340
I love that even Garnet isn't perfect in spite of everything (despite fags claiming otherwise). Ruby and Sapphire are just that screwed up.
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Luckily someone made this image so I don't have to.
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>>83008465
Ur welcome bb<3 Gotta love sharing sht rt <3
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>>83008387
>The name's Ruby.
>I don't give a damn about your Diamond.
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>The second they un-fuse they are already lusting after each other so hard they keep fucking up the whole thing

Jesus, imagine if they got separated for real.

Also considering how the rubies immediately went "they're gems!", and didn't overreact to their different gem fusion, i assume that they were either too dumb to care, or different gem fusion is now acceptable.

Now that i think about it, Jasper also didn't react to then being different gems fusing, only thought it was a cheap trick.
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Show her your sweet
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>>83008399
I expect literally everyone to fuse with everyone else at some point
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>>83008399

If Lapis is "taking a break" from water she proabably won't be in the mood for fusion either for a while.
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>>83008411
I blame the turbo autists then like I'm blaming the turbo autists now for giving their fellow Lapisfags a bad name.

We know you're not faggots, Lapisfags.
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>>83008002
even their different expressions seems like they belong to the same person. look at the rubies. they not only make different expressions but in a different way. ninja makes this unibrow thing, punished has more lines on her face than the others, softie ruby makes more fluid faces, the confused one has no extra lines at all, the commander has wider facial movements and our ruby makes more extreme expressions
and that's just the faces, let alone their voices, way of talking, clothes and movements
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>>83008271
>WHAAAAAH, I PUT MYSELF IN ANOTHER COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY PRISON AFTER REFUSING TO HELP STEVEN ESCAPE A SHIP PROBABLY TAKING HIM TO HIS EXECUTION

>ALSO FUCK PERIDOT, ALL SHE DID WAS HELP SAVE THE EARTH AN ACTUALLY BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SELF-ABSORBED HINDRANCE

>WOE IS ME, MAYBE I SHOULD GO DROWN SOME SMALL CHILDREN TO FEEL BETTER

Fuck emo Lapis
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>>83007146
wait, so what's happening? he's not posting the full episode?
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>>83008428
>YD we should not use the Cluster
>THE CLUSTER JUST GOT 10 GEMS BIGGER
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>>83008450
But we haven't returned to the status quo since...fuck when was the last monster of the week episode?
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wouldn't sapphire and the one eyed ruby have shit depth perception?
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>>83008491
someone's butthurt
>>
>>
Anyone wanna fuse?

Im just a human but we can try.
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>>83007560
maaan I get warnings and bans for discussing niggers and occasionally posting smut.
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>>83008266
Seconded. Historical Friction and Onion Friend were still fun because Steven and one of the gems still had some good moments.

But a lot of the townies aren't interesting enough to carry an episode all by themselves.
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>>83008331
>>83008340
I get you don't like Ruby and Sapphire at all for a retarded reason but that does NOT justify leaving them out on development.
You would PROBABLY enjoy their character more if they got developed, Garnet is jut a brick fucking wall while Ruby and Sapphire have gotten at least 2 or 3 of their problems/personalty traits revealed.

You anti-fag sometimes.
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>>83008526
What's your point? The Matsus have as much variety as them when you learn to tell them apart.
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>YD doesn't give a fuck about Peridot and just wants Jasper found

I honestly don't know what to feel about that.
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>>83008227
I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!
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>>83008560
Yeah my butt is hurting rn
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>>83007699
why is everyone claming it's a zuke episode, it's a joe and jeff episode
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Can you imagine hit the diamond with the same hair from last episode?
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>>83008530
>implying she isn't going to learn from all of this and move on and become much better because of it
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>>83008318
You now realize Osomatsu-san inspired these Rubies personalities
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I'm not the only one who thought of Mr. Burns when they should Pearl here, right?

Also, I'd love it if someone animated Pearl doing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0UxTe76Vmk
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>>83008586
She assumes Peridot is gonna become space dust since the Cluster will hatch, imagine how mad shes gonna be when she finds out they stopped the Cluster.
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>>83008271
shut the fuck up
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>>83008526

They're all different shades of fuschia, too.
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>>83008556
Sapphire has supermath as a power. Even with shit depth perception she could predict how far away shit is.

As for Ruby, Lapis confirmed in the last episode that gems can see out of their gems if they want to when we saw Pearl pick her up from her perspective
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>>83008590
let me destroy your anus
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>>83008586
Peridot's common trash that will die when the Cluster pops, or so she thinks.

Jasper's a valuable resource and was in charge of the mission, so needs to be held accountable.
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>>83008608
As if white people would watch anime

As if
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>>83008562
you're implying the ruby's have the patience to search the entire planet rather than realizing that jasper has no reason being on a planet that is mostly water
>>83008586
peri nobody gives a fuck about you, and you call LITERALLY EVERYONE A CLOD
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>>83008510
Yeah but you don't think there's going to be an episode where Garnet teaches Lapis that fusions are awesome?
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Do you think multiple versions of Diamonds exist, and that they just fuse with each other to create the single Diamonds we know?
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>>83007839

Tang is japanese, you dolt.
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>>83008450
I thought things were resolved a bit too quickly, but I wouldn't say that Lapis joining the group and Jasper being thrown to the center of the Earth was status quo.
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>>83008562
>Is that Jasper?
>No that's a cloud.
>Is THAT Jasper?
>No that's a cloud.
>WAIT! OVER THERE! IS THAT HER?
>You're right! I think it's- oh, no. That's just a cloud shaped like a Jasper.
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>>83008640
Only if there will be spears involed
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>>83008584
that's the point. you have to see the damn thing for a while just to being able to tell who is who. that's bad/lazy design, the rubies had an 11 minutes episode and they're unique already
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>>83008346
how is she terrible now? she's been fucking great in these past barn eps
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>>83007208
Id fuck them all.
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>>83008619
>Amethyst I told you to trim those sideburns!
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Daily reminder B o B did nothing wrong and deserved so much more.


except breaking the tape recorder,nobody's perfect
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>>83008655
>rather than realizing that jasper has no reason being on a planet that is mostly water
>Implying they have the mental capacity to realize this
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So.
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>>83007965
well usually they don't get comedy focused outlines
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>>83008625
Awww, did I huwt da wittle babbies feewings?
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>>83008669
I can actually see them getting lost looking among the clouds for centuries
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I just got here.

Gimme dat frenchie episode
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>>83008655
Anon that would imply the rubies are smart enough to realize that.
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>>83007296
She gets wet
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I cant believe Jasper is fucking dead
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>>83008688
Take your Hitler dubs along with your shit waifu and go back to Homeworld you whiny bootlicker.
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>>83008540
>And I'll make the CGs pay for it!
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>>83008662
japan is a race of weeaboos
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>>83007560
This isn't a porn board; take your surprisingly good shit back to /aco/, faggot.
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>>83007342
Suspenders are the official symbol of a leader in Gem culture.
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>>83008702
no you're just really autistic and i feel bad for you
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>>83008607
It's fine that she learns from it, I just hope to God her terrible actions stop being defended because she was a victim in the past.

Even Greg points it out, and Steven tried to play it off as "she shows her friendship in a strange way".

Pro tip Steven: friends don't abandon their friends in the stratosphere after dropping a fucking ocean on their family.
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>>83008619
Are you a literal idiot? Just because you don't know jack shit about sports doesn't mean any time it's brought up in a show that it must be a reference to some other time a show brought up sports.
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>>83008693
Pic Related
>>83008688
Fuck you, tape recorder dindu nuffin.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6GD9uZq5kQ
>Wait, my friends shouldn't fight my battles for m-
>PURIFICATION IN PROGRESS
>L-Lapis what are y-
>Lapis takes one swing and knocks the Ruby fusion into orbit
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>>83008586
I guess it's a bigger insult to not even consider Peri worth killing now that YD's expecting the whole Earth to die.
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>>83008619
they were both wearing old school uniforms, that's all

I'm tempted to do it
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I was finishing doom. Did the episodes actually air? Are they in english?
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>>83008678
Shes still a self centered rapist.

bad people arent bad all the time. Hitler wasnt gassing jews when eating dinner with his friends.
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>>83007146
We will see them again?
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>>83008562
Steven should've said Jupiter. They would've been destroyed in an instant.
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>>83008673
yes, my turgid flesh-spear
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>"Man, Rubies are dumb!"
>"Not all of them."

Yes Garnet. All of them.
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>>83008746
I want this gag to be real.
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>>83008674
the matsu's were nearly identical in the original 50's (or was it 60's?) gag manga
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>>83008655
>Rubies
>smart
Pick one.
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>>83008695
They really should because their drama episodes are the main reason I don't like them. Very hammy compared to the other boarders.
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>>83008714
dailymotion in OP
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>>83008601

starting to get some Space Dandy hair, there.
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>>83008767
NO
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>>83008776
im prepared
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Are you nasty, /sug/?
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>>83008694
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>>83008518
But everyone on 4chan is a faggot, anon.
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>>83008762
>self-centered
how? just wondering
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>>83008640
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>>83008737
>gets so buttblasted he unironically tells someone to "shut the fuck up" on an anonymous image board
>thinks he's the one that's not autistic
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>>83008762
What part of your analogy was supposed to imply that Pearl is a bad person?
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>>83008783
That was the point, though. They usually acted as a hivemind, and when they didn't it was just Osomatsu and/or the siblings in pairs.
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>>83008767
No, they die in Neptune
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>>83008771
No they wouldnt they would weigh a fuckton more but since these are fucking rocks gravity cant do jackshit to them at all.
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>>83008719
Neither can anyone else.

Even the Crewniverse.

Because she isn't.
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>>83008805
Fuck off pedoscum
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>>83007146
Huh. Maybe the Irkens would have had a better shot then I gave them credit for.
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>>83008805
how nasty we takin girl?
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>>83008783
that makes it even worse
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>>83008748
>peridot and her tape recorder
>>
Wait a minute! I found a plot hole.

Same Old World started in the morning, Barn Mates starts next morning, and Hit The Diamond started later in the afternoon.

How is Steven possibly still awake?
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>>83008819
because you made me read your autistic rant
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>>83008694
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>>83008791
unfortuanely they're general competency in art means that they get like 60% of the 'important' episodes (I'd say that the 2nd biggest piece of that pie goes to raven and paul)
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>>83007224
Because they're CLODS!!!
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>>83008805
sh-she's so cute
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>>83008805
no, but I am much more attracted to rubies now
>>
https://mega.nz/#!IVYhTLaD!M7X5FhB07usgquuU3rAWdK5RnSHp_EY3YKT3RwHDvwI


Here's a Mega for Hit the Diamond until a better quality version comes out. Sorry if it isn't great.
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>>83008805

...maybe....
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>>83008805
If she lets down that hair and doesn't scream, yes.
>>
so is there like

a mega link
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>>83008741
do you know how to read or are you just retarded? I never said it was a reference, just that it reminded me of Mr. Burns.
>>
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>>83007670
it's not even a good crop, we can still see her v
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>>83008719
Dead? No, death is too good for her.
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>>83007543
Aauce?
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>lapidot is happening

bruhhhhhh
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>>83008833
all gems are adults when they form you moron. Being a midget doesn't make someone not an adult.
>>
I gotta say: Hit the Diamond might be my favorite episode of the series so far. That was a nonstop barrage of terrific moments, and it was fun to see Garnet be the one to fuck up royally for once. She literally cannot stop having sex with herself for 10 minutes, the relationship is unhealthy.
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>>83008767
>tfw they finally come back after everyone forgets about them
>even after YD stops giving a shit about jasper and is ambivalent that they wasted years on neptune
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>>83007710
>>83008305
What would have even happened if the Rubies found Jasper? Would they treat her like a superior officer? Do Jaspers even give a shit about Rubies or do see them like the mall cop equivalent of a soldier?
>>
Why the fuck does Bob know what flirting is?
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>>83008853
do you remember being a kid at all?

I could pull all nighters without trouble when I was younger, its only once I got older that staying up multiple nights without the aid of drugs became a problems
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>tfw you realise that not only did CN UK leak a Barn Mates scene, they leaked one of the best moments
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>Peridot is my waifu
>Lapis and Ruby are my secondary waifus
>mfw more smut is coming
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>>83008857
Making fun of people is autistic now I guess. Have fun telling your local schoolyard bully that.
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>>83008845
no it doesnt you dumbass. a different genre of story will call for different character design rules. the osmosis boys didn't need unique character quirks because that would detract from the joke.

SU is not the pinnacle of character design, i'm sorry to say. the crew can't even get their own art styles consistent for fucks sake.
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>>83008809
There is a difference between likable faggots and faggots that should be gassed.
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>>83008902
>You two should spend some time apart
OH THE IRONY
>>
>>83008902
it honestly is, no one should depend on someone that much
>>
>>83008894
Keep telling yourself that humbert

You are attracted to that body so you are a pedo
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>>83008831
I thought Jupiter was all gas and the when we sent a satellite towards it, it got destroyed?
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>>83008922
She saw shit you wouldn't believe while she was a mirror.
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>>83008912
>they keep coming back to earth
>Only to be sent to another planet
>it just becomes routine
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>>83008694
i like to imagine peridot as lapis' overexcited little sister who tries way too hard to impress her
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>>83007344
Love you, anon.
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>>83008936
zuke struggles with drawing faces and it shows
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>>83008938
You must be 18 to post here
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>>83008924
>staying up multiple nights

Anon are you okay?
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>>83008953
Doesn't really work when Garnet is the better of the 2.
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>>83008963
The satellite got destroyed by the insanely fast wind and air pressure on the planet not the gravity, all of that fucking gas actually makes thing fall down on Jupiter really freaking slow compared to earth.
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>WHAT, WERE YOU TRAPPED IN A TAPE RECORDER TOO?!

Damn. And here I thought we would get some typical 'lelfunneh' over-reaction/tantrum when Lapis destroyed Peridot's tape recorder. But nope. Peridot drops some truth bombs and calls out on Lapis' bullshit instead and becomes the bigger person of the two of them.
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>>83007296
I want to suck on her nose
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>>83008882
>my shoop gets reposted more than the original
lol
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>>83008961
I'm literally 28 and 4 feet tall, does that mean I'm a child forever? Does that mean anybody who's attracted to me is a pedophile?
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>>83008953
>>83008902
the idea is that it's as if ruby and sapphire are meeting each other after a long time. being fused as garnet means they are essentially another entity all together.
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>>83009004
But Garnet doesn't have either of their OP powers.
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>>83008865
source?
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>>83008833
>>83008961
You act like that's a bad thing :^)
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>>83009007
But she was actually trapped in a video recorder.
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>>83007257
there all idiots, some are just not as stupid as the others, but they're still stupid
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>>83008980
It doesn't even have to be Lapidot. Their dynamic is just gonna be so great as it develops and I'm gonna love it, no matter platonic or otherwise.
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>>83008991
which is why you shouldn't be posting here
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>>83008966
Oh...right...I forgot Pearl's storage magic works by converting shit into thoughts and literally storing that shit in her mind.

Lapis was trapped in Pearl's mind since the 80s.

The horror.
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>>83008902
>the relationship is unhealthy.
>at least one of them is a retard.

I'm beginning to understand what Jasper meant by shameless display.
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>>83009020
Dear humbert humbert

Ruby looks like a child

You like to fuck kids

Calling the fbi now
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Ruby and Sapphire are such good friends
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>>83008979
>>83008912
>Thousands of years pass
>The Homeworld problems were solved by Steven millenia ago
>Humans have their own intergalactic empire
>The Rubies are still looking for Jasper
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>>83009042
This anon gets it.
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>>83008961
Rubies have a literally impossible body shape for humans so its not pedophilia.
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>>83009007
Peridot don't take no shit from no blue bitch water witch.
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okay
Megabytes of dolphin porn later, I'm forced to ask
Can someone post a real mega of the real epsiode that isn't deleted.
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>>83009046
>>83008980
fuck this. she fit the little sister role for steven far better and it feels more natural too.
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>>83009042
You mean the mirror? Yeah kind of
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>>83009078
First of all who said I was attracted to Ruby, I was talking about me. Second, you didn't answer my question.
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>>83009022
Makes sense, but if that's the case, why don't they just unfuse and go on dates every now and then.

That should be an episode, the flirting in this episode was top notch hilarity.
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>>83008674
Tell the matsu brothers apart isn't even that hard when you see a picture of them, connecting the names can be a problem though
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>>83008999
staying awake for more than 72 hours consecutively leads to permanent brain damage in humans. So no, he probably isn't.
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>>83008936
>Lapis is my waifu
>Peridot and Sapphire are my secondary waifus
>have leg fetish
>mfw those lovely azure gams and more smut is coming
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>>83009107
You on the romantic side then? That's fine. Me too, Anon. All I'm saying is that they're gonna be great fun to watch.
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>>83009106
>>83008864
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>>83008942
unless the point is make them identical make almost identical characters is an stupid decision, the genre doesn't matter.
it isn't, but is really good.
about the variations, is intended. you can tell who boarded the episodes just looking at them
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Seriously though.
How do they go from the princess and the white knight relationship...
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>>83007543
>>83007578
>>83007670
>>83008884
>>83008878

what's the big deal?
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>>83008870
Barn Mates
https://mega.nz/#!OUUwSI5T!YJAwaM1cBsitvFYFeMghJeTYTH57WeIlcdWGfZSooFI
Hit the Diamond
https://mega.nz/#!IVYhTLaD!M7X5FhB07usgquuU3rAWdK5RnSHp_EY3YKT3RwHDvwI
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/co/ show me your rubies
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>>83009153
TO FUCKING THIS!?
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>>83009146
Agreed, anon.
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Porl best reaction
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>>83007490
/r/ Pearl Doing "SHEEEEEEEE!"

I need it.
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>>83009174
Have you never had sex before, anon?
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>>83009020
'Sup, Tatsumaki.
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>>83009106
https://a.pomf.cat/nwmoxj.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/rbuyke.webm
Just save from here anon.
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Vote, you shits
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>>83009007
Lapis' moping around is getting obnoxious.
>muh imprisonment
>>
>>83009031

dunno. was searching for something else and it popped up. can't remember what I was searching for either.
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>>83009180
What the fuck is up with her knees and foot actually.
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>>83009174
thousands of years of nonstop banging.
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>>83008961
Tumblr, fuck off.
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>>83009174
5000 consecutive years of sex causes one to lose dignity or memory of life without sex
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>>83009144
You seem to like visually young gems, anon.
>>
Lapis is dead inside and no one will ever fix her.
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>>83009151
>unless the point is make them identical

good thing it is the point then

> is intended. you can tell who boarded the episodes just looking at them

doesn't make it a good thing when you wind up with hellen jo or lamar's garbage
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>>83009079
>He was a good friend
>>
>>83009198
But I'm not a qt gril. I wish I was tho.
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>>83009153
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>>83009131
> posting topless pics if ruby with nasty on her pants

Also you are fuckhuge. Being attracted to little people is not the same as being attracted to kids. Ruby looks like a kid you fucking childmolesting lolilover
>>
>>83007915

Jasper is an ancient, experienced warrior who fought against the original Crystal Gems in the rebellion. She's probably pretty valuable, at least valuable enough to send a rescue team to get her off planet before the Cluster blows it up.
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>>83009214
She's been out for all of 2 days.

Giver her a fucking break.
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>>83007438
> They're practically sisters.

Oh you mean *that* kind of sisterly relationship.
>>
I WANNA FUCK BOB'S THIGHS
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>>83009205
thanks
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>>83009214
>moping around
>spent an entire day being happy and hopeful with steven
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>>83008112
Garnet is the only character of the three that's a main character. Ruby and Sapphire are at best, supporting cast.
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>>83009209
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>>83009243
Don't you even start. I did prefer Peridot with her limb enhancers, though. I was hoping they were prosthetics but I knew the odds were slim since their bodies are just projections they can regenerate.
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>>83009239
this.

Just look at Rose. No wonder YD wanted that planet gone.
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>>83009267
I didn't post that though, I just joined in on the discussion because I'm a butthurt midget tired of people making these arguments. I honestly don't think she looks like a kid and I think you're insane for thinking that. Peridot looks more like a kid than Ruby and Sapphire.
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>>83009246
Gems can use shrink magic so they just need to shrink Steven down and send him inside her and use his healing spit to bring her to life once he gets it back
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>>83009138
telling characters one from another shouldn't require nothing but a quick look
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>>83009305
>"gifs" in 2016
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>>83009317
And yet despite her 2 seasons worth of appearances Ruby and Sapphire are gonna pass her in the whole development department.
>>
>>83009223
>her
Earl has had a tough life
>>
>>83009223
It's an old cartoon thing, baseball pants being poofy like that, I'm actually surprised they used it.
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>>83007630
why is this allowed
>>
>>83009334
I'm not being hostile anon. You like what you like.
>>
SAPPHIRE HAS LEGS
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>>83009107
well both peridot and lapis are kind of acting like sisters to steven so why not. steven sees all the gems as his family
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>>83009249
I didn't assume you were, but she is exactly 28 and probably around 4 feet tall.
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>>83009354
We need a edit of that hank hill gif but with webbum instead of jpeg
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>>83008985
Zuke didn't draw the episode buddy, read the thread.

Also that face is an exaggerated emotion. It's intentionally off model to cause an effect you dope.
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>>83009340
Hope your community knows your a criminal pervert. Someone should warn them or they might overlook you
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>>83008661
>Diamonds secretly fuse to increase their rarity and control the gem race
>Its a secret message about the manipulation of the diamond market.

Deep.
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>>83009374
We knew this.
>>
>>83009374

kinda surprised that fact has been glossed over, actually.
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>>83009374
I don't know how it works but i guess she can just choose when to have visible legs or not.
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>>83009354
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>>83009299
Bob's Thighs Appreciation Club
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>>83009340
Tell me, would I have to prove you are a midget before or after the police beat me for dating a 'little one'? It's a legit question, has this ever been an issue for ya mah widdle Nanu?
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>>83009404
I wonder who might be behind this?
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>>83008882
that would be fucking cold
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>>83009354
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>>83009409
>>83009417
They're shapeshifters.
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>>83009402
that face was from barn mates which zuke did

and you're right in general, but then you have to factor in garbage like >>83007751 and admit that zuke isn't flawless. i still like her though.
>>
>>83009403
Not thinking some clearly adult cartoon characters look like children isn't the same as being attracted to them but okay. Your trolling is getting lazier.
>>
>>83009180
is orl
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>>83009370
I don't like that, is the thing. Lapis isn't "visually young" at all, and Sapphire is a miniature adult. I wasn't expecting Peridot to be so tiny, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything and I choose to interpret the gems as born adults.
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How do all the rubies fit in the eye ship?
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>>83009474
Hillary did that scene.
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>>83009247
it isn't when you're previously previously pointing their variety >>83008584

they're the weakest boarders, that doesn't change the fact that is a good thing being able to see all the crew interpretations of the characters
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Would you fuck a Ruby?
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>>83009374
And she knows how to use 'em
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>>83009498
They stack like Tetris blocks.
>>
>>83009463
Yeah, she really can just decide when her legs are visible or not.
It still peeks out of her dress from time to time though with all that running herkneesbecome apparent
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>>83009474
That wasn't Zuke, that was Hilary.
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>>83009434
Yes but only when I was in my late teens to early 20s. Nobody's ever beaten anybody but some people have asked to see my ID before. I am usually the one approached first.
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>>83009101
>blue bitch water witch
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>>83009498
Gems have shrink powers. This has been referenced more than once and you see it in the comic when Pearl shrinks while fucking with Steven's bike.
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>>83009409
But we knew this. Also, why would she not have legs? Like seriously though why would you think that?
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>>83008875
My sides.
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>>83009482
Too much effort now your right

keep the kids clean gimli
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>>83009450
>"Who does she think she is? God?"
>"No, God knows mercy."
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>>83009521
No.
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>>83009521
only Fabulous Ruby or Nuby Ruby
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>>83009498
i dont know
they all poof besides one and they switch off?
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>>83008497
I can only imagine once Garnet showed off how powerful fusing two different gems could make someone, Homeworld was all over that shit.
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>>83009498
They're compact.
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>>83009521
Maybe.
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>>83009521
I'll be honest, I would, I'd so be into this.
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>>83009550
Because they were never visible, even from directly underneath her skirt?
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>>83009556
RIP :( you were fun while it lasted
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>>83009342
So you look at them and see that they all have different quirks and facial expressions between each other.
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Is Peridot trying to suck up to Lapis due to Lapis's status? Like with Amethyst?
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>>83009523


mmmm-hmmm.
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>>83009523
General thread vibe on Hit the Diamond?
There's a lot of discussion but I'm curious on how people feel about the quality of the episode.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10276072
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>>83009521
she would crush you meek human penis in her super thighs and or cook it with her lavalike body heat.
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>>83009603
probably desu
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>>83009498
It's bigger on the inside.
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>tfw people liked Lapis too much and so they had to make her a complete cunt
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>>83008526
Kill yourself you dumb shit
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>>83009299
I WANNA sniff BOB'S shoes
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>>83009593
But anon, she RAN from place to place in all her appearances, she took STEPS not floated or just did a weird slide thing.
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>>83009631
That just made me like her more. It makes her unique.
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>>83009174
Ruby and Sapphire have never been in real combat situations as themselves before. Sapphire is never "all there" because she's looking into the future, and we already know rubies are completely useless.
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>>83009425
epic may may, my friend. just epic ;)
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>>83009631
>make her

If anything they toned her down.
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>>83009656
as a footfag i didnt mind this

baseball outfit wouldnt work barefoot

i still dont forgive fanartists who give her shoes though
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>>83009598
a facial expression an a different color of shirt doesn't make a different character. tell someone is the same guy and they'll buy it
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>>83009631
I liked her being a cunt because I was expecting her to be a mopey Tumblr pandering tragic sadsack
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>>83009631
honestly one of the main reasons i love her is because i know she could rip my head off and feel nothing about it
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>>83009664
She's been shown floating multiple times you dunce.
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>>83009474
That's Hilary you dummy, I said as much in the post.
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>>83007597
>>83007751
Well hilary DID previously work on regular show
Honestly looking judging by steven, hilary boarded the first half while zuke did the 2nd
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>>83009646
stay mad m8
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>>83009684
Then maybe that's a perfect thing to touch back on when they get separated by choice and have to stay separated to get rid of this fusion addiction.
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>>83009709
Getting to see her thighs was worth her wearing shoes for a few minutes.
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So has Barn Mates been released in France yet?
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>>83009631
Well i mean she was trapped down there for months all the while fighting off Jasper for control.

All her own fault really, but the gems display personality, and something similar to that would fuck anybody up. She is being a little too much of a fuck face about it.
>>
>but we just got here
>let's go newbie
Wait...
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>>83009631
I love dick squad Lapis

Its nice to have a character who is pessimistic and low energy when everyone else is high energy and generally optimistic.
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>>83009762
https://a.pomf.cat/nwmoxj.webm
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>>83009603
She's basically cut off all ties with HW and wants to make friends or else she'll really be alone, so if that's sucking up then yes.
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>>83009749
Yeah and she made it apparent.
BUT SHE'S ALSO RAN AND WALK FROM PLACE TO PLACE.
It wasn't some simple floating from inch to the ground, you could hear footsteps and see her holding up her dress like one of those princess with oversized dresses.
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>>83009557
The real question is why did she try to drown Steven and Connie even though she knew they couldnt do jackshit to her?
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Holy shit those episodes were great

Vive La France

>Lapis is a huge bitch to everyone but steven
>Those baseball outfits
>"Bob"
>"This plan sucks"
>"That's my word!"
>"What were you trapped in a tape recorder too!?"
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>>83009762
"No."
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>>83009794
That's Amethyst's job.
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>>83009631
>>
Did anyone notice Peridots "I gotch yo number" was her impersonating steven from the beginning of the episode?
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>>83009709
bare feet are boring
too clean
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The whole lesson about Lapis is dont trust a psychopath.

Hope she dies desu
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Where is this one's gem?
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Holy fuck I don't want Lapis anymore, take her back, that voice and personality

We need Jasper. But goddamn we have a whole string of town episodes ahead of us
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>>83009631

I'm actually really liking this characterization.
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>>83009810
France is our greatest ally.
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>>83009810
>thats my word

Fuck me i forgot about that, i even laughed out loud when it happened
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>>83009631
> Lapis was a huge tool long before this
> Moping around is actully a massive improvement over drowning children and forming violent fusions
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>>83009860
She isn't sure.
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>>83009631
So contrasts nicely because none of the other gems are like her.
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>>83008831
>gems weighing more
>ever
Moon episode. Gems automatically adapt to changes in planetary gravity. There would have to be enough pressure to literally crush a ruby. Good luck with that.
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So why does homeworld want to find Jasper?
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>>83007296
She shares my love of genocide and painting
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>>83009888
>Laughing at cartoons

Kys yourself
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>>83009891
>Jasper treated Lapis like shit because she was shit
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>>83009869
I don't get how people thought this wasn't going to be her character. Lapis has been violent, bitter, and surly as shit since her first appearance, with it mitigated only when Steven is around.

Waterpark be PTSD as fuck
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>>83009860
In her ass
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>>83009914
She was in charge of the mission. I assume YD thinks the earth is gonna die anyway so they would retrieve jasper.
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>>83009810
Now, imagine all the lesbian stuff the French cut out.
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>>83007257
Nah, she's also an idiot
But she's our idiot <3
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>>83009860
Right Leg, I'm pretty sure. I might be thinking of a different ruby, though.
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>>83009587
Sticking a penis in a stone-cold vaginal rock doesn't sound pleasant or arousing.
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>Ruby and Sapphire just straight up gay
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>>83009805
And then literally five seconds later she meets up with Ruby and there's nothing under her dress. No legs, no feet.

There's a reason people thought she didn't have legs. She was also shown to levitate for almost the entirety of Keystone Motel, which was the last time we saw her.
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>>83007344
>>83007384
>Past three threads
anon, he's been doing it for days, maybe even weeks now
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>>83009860
Underneath the afro, so it's harder for an enemy to target.

She's actually a tactical mastermind.
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>>83009979
Look at this faglord

He wouldnt smash rockunny
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>>83009837
How is she so cute.
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>Joe and Jeff's comedy episodes
Steven and the Stevens
Garnet's Universe
Say Uncle
Hit the Diamond
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>>83009834
Is this family guy?
>>
What can we expect on tomorrows epsideo?
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>>83009957
That one scene where that Ruby was punished for a foul play by Lapis violently raping her with a baseball bat for 7 straight musicless minutes while her expression didn't change once was just a little over the limit, you gotta admit.
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>>83008298
Do they have a vagina, penis, or both?
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I've only come to realise just how hard they were pushing lapidot with some of the dialogue in barnfriends

"Just tell me what you want from me and I'll do it" peri pls
>>
Wait, Jasper is a fictional character from a cartoon, why is Yellow Diamond looking for her? She assigned her to the Earth mission, shouldn't she know that she isn't real?
>>
>the Ruby squad will spread the game of baseball all across the universe
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>>83010024
They go back to the temple, Steven discovers a new power. Transitions into beach city shenanigans, then amethysts arc.
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>>83010005
You know whats even smarter than that? Having the gem actually inside the lightsuit instead of exposed you know LIKE OUR FUCKING BRAINS.
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>>83009860
her left thigh, you just can't see it in that shot, its behind her arm
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>>83007689
>That compression
Are you the same anon that did pic related?
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>>83009042
Video killed the audio star.
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>>83009995
It was in her design so yeah i can see why people naturally assumed she had no legs.
I'm just saying there was a lot hinting that she HAD legs despite this common belief.

I guess now we can have the common belief AND her legs.
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>>83010005
Homeworld Goku
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>>83009928
>cartoons can't into good jokes
>implying
Hang yourself
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>>83010051
No, your shipping goggles are just on too tight.
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>>83010051
Zuke planted these seeds to shape the fandom to draw more Lapidot.
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>Those denim shorts

LAPIS IS CUTE. CUTE!
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>>83010050
Anon they can have, literally, any combination of whatever they want, wherever they want

you want dick toes, got it

armpit vagina, done

want to be fucked by a screaming shark proudly flailing from Amethyst's groin, well, it's $9.99 a minute but the option is there
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>>83007863
>Humans vs. Rubies
Huh, I was really wondering how would they translate that name. Wonder if they will do the same in the spanish dub
>>
sophie best human
>>
>peridot's freak outs
>peridot running like a dog
>peridot falling on her face
>peridot thinking she's the leader of the crystal gems

I don't want to like her, but she's too damn cute to deny. And she knows it too.
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>>83010012
Holy fuck, that's pretty top notch. I hope we get more from these two.
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>>83010059
>the rubies become the marco polos of physical games
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>>83010091
>Being easily amused

Retard detected
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>>83010108
You missed your chance to go with back of the knee vagina
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>>83010071
got you covered, senpai
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>>83010115
Woah there mate, i liked her too but Bob was pretty good kek material.
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>>83010100
That's bob, anon.
It even says so in the picture.
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When will Barn Mates get released? I've been out of the loop
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>>83010133
>shit gets complex when they play baseball with Neptune as the ball
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>>83009716
But if you need to tell who is who all it takes is a quick look or watching an episode of the show
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>>83010051
not pushing shipping nearly as hard as Too Far did
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>>83010100
>she will never lift her legs and let you undo them and pull them off of her
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>>83010012
Their comedy is so much better than their drama but they always get the happening episodes, this is the biggest tragedy of the show.
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You'd think Sapphire and Ruby would have a little self control when they are fused constantly but nope, the second they are separated it's the same shit only there's now two midgets trying to constantly fuck each other.
>>
That scene where lapis broke peridot's tape recorder was honestly heart wrenching.
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>>83007986
>Lair of the Queer Devil
>I've been gay for 26 years
we fucking get it zuke
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>>83010100
>Lapis breaks tape recorder
LAPIS A CUNT
A CUUUUUUUUUNT
>>
So is the BM+HTD download in the HQ Mega folder good or is it sped up?
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>>83007490
>>83008467
>>83008487
Sorry guys, I was already doing it when I saw the first post
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>>83010143
It was too obvious
>>
Too bad these episodes didn't lend anything major in terms of theory potential.

At most we got minor hints that Lapis Lazulis are scouts and that PD was already dead at the time of The Answer.

There was also the thing about Jasper being top priority, but we have no idea what that's about
>>
>>83010187
Yeah I was pretty upset by that. Peridot didn't deserve that.
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>>83009988
>what are they doing
>Flirting
kek, gal pals at it again
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>>83010164
Today in France
Thursday in Murrica unless you can use the internet
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>>83010009
I said a penis not my penis. Maybe it wouldn't be uncomfortable at all, but I wouldn't know.
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>>83010157
I guess we are doing this again huh
KEEP GOING
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>>83010170
it doesn't anon. is bad design and you know it
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>>83010187
SHE TALKED INTO lol that as brutal
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>>83010135
>Never being amused

Autist detected
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>>83010133
More importantly Rubies are retards they shouldnt be able to control their brute strength meaning everytime the enemy Rubies throw the baseball it should have blasted a hole in the barn and probably a hole through Steven as well.
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>>83010179
When's the fucking Rehab episode?
I'm tired of them focusing more on fusion then their own damn personalities.
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>>83007999
WELL JOKE'S ON YOU I like everyone
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>bitter shippers disliking barn mates
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>>83010100
UUUGHN THICKER
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>>83009631
Can I remind you that she literally tried to murder all protagonists when she first appeared? She was always a psycho

>>83009557
>>
How the hell can the diamond authority trust the rubies with an important mission when they're literally too dumb to count?
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>>83010187
We knew it was going to happen from a leaked preview and I was expecting it to be a lot worse than it was. I thought Peridot was going to leave because it really upset her, but she was only frustrated by it.
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>>83010208
You're a blessing, Grape.
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>season three finale
>the Rubies have reported back to YD
>Homeworld sends an invasion fleet to Earth
>The CGs wait for the first dropship to open
>Five Quartzes are shown armed with helmets and bats
>It's a baseball finale
>>
>>83010133
It becomes a running gag

The Rubies keep coming back and Steven tricks them into playing a different game each time, slowly giving them clue on where to find Jasper but ever enough that they can actually find her

Not that the Crystal Gems even know where she is at this point
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>>83010200

>mfw "I don't want your garbage"

Lapis is one cold bitch
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>>83010187
>>83010218
>i dont want your GARBAGE

it's the line that did it for me. shatter her.
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>>83009709
>>
>dick squad lapis is canon

fucking mememagic
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>>83010220
W-what? How many hours from now?
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>>83010208
Very good Anon. Absolutely saved
>>
I really wanted to see Peridot/Garnet in a baseball outfit.
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>>83010241
Lapis needs to develop a devastating addiction to oxy and percosets before that can happen
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>>83010261
probably the only gems close enough to actually get to Earth in time
>>
>>83010224
Sometimes I go ob the nudist beach and just hump the little sandhole I made for myself. I think it could maybe feel like that
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>>83010261
Just wait, Yellow Diamond is going to call the Gemyu Force next.
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>>83010268
Top Tier edit, m8.

That made me bust out laughing.
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>>83007986
such a fucking drama queen
>>
>>83010179
>only there's now two midgets trying to constantly fuck each other.
I have no issue with this desu. Small midgets fucking eachother sounds hilarious.
Can gems have sex together while they are fused? Or would that just be masturbation?
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>tfw we are long overdue for a bunch of shitty human episodes
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>>83010261
They're just smart enough to look for Jasper and the ship WAS doing most of the work. They're expendable in case The Cluster fucks them up.
>>
>>83010132
signs point to Ian's departure causing Joe to be fully engrossed as his job as supervising director and him being replaced by Colin Howard

>Joe and Jeff's dramatic episodes
Steven the Sword Figher
Rose's Room
Ocean Gem
Space Race
Lion 3 (with Rebecca)
On the Run
Jail Break
Sworn to the Sword
Cry for Help
Friend Ship
It Could've Been Great
Super Watermelon Island

>Joe and Jeff's not really comedy but not really drama either episodes
Gem Glow
Serious Steven
Giant Woman
Lion 2
Marble Madness
Story for Steven

Back to the barn is honestly both comedic and dramatic
>>
Is there a version that isn't pitch shifted? I wanna watch it but it's so obvious it's different
>>
>>83010337
who would the Gemyu Force even be?

like has anyone come up with decent design ideas for them?
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>>83010286
its a thing of beauty
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>>83010200
>Lapis breaks M E M E D O T's tape recorder
I know! that was the best
>>
>>83010289
Nigga it's the Dailymotion in the OP
We got 2 episodes today and we're getting another tomorrow because France
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>>83010262
It did really upset her, but people believed too much in the meme shitposting and expected her to throw an overblown tantrum rather than act like a person.
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You know, now that i think about it, making Lapis so unphased and uncaring is probably so she doesn't curbstomp everyone single one of the future antagonists they face.

I mean, earth has loads of water, and we saw how powerful she was, if she actually cared to help completely she would just destroy the enemy with ease without a chance of then fighting her off.
>>
>>83010286
I'm both excited and upset at the same time.

dick squad lapis became canon so quickly...
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>Sorry I interrogated you, you were just full of such useful information, that's a sincere complement
>Peridot
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>>83009799
Got one of those for Hit the Diamond?
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So what now? Wait for casuals to watch the episodes?

I have nothing to do for the next 2 weeks.
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>>83010257
I like Amedot and I loved Barn Mates. I doubt Lapis and Peri will get together judging by what Lapis is like, among other things, but if they would it would probably be written well enough that it would be great anyways. I really don't think Barn Mates was romantically charged (the scene in Too Far with Peridot sitting on Amethyst was way more blatant imo), but I also don't care at all if other people see it that way.
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>>83010275
>>83010277

pissed me the fuck off.
fuck that bitch.
I forgave her almost immediately.
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>>83010354
Please...
No more...
I just want to focus on this plot..
I'd be fine if it was gem related filler but humans have no value to the show character or plot wise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzyWEdApMxY
>>
>>83010373
Jeice already has a gem design. Recoome could be another Jasper.
>>
>>83010354
human episodes yes

shitty ones, hopefully not

maybe we could have more gem interacting with the townies, that could be interesting

The New Lars - Lars turns over a new leaf in an attempt to impress the hot new blue girl in town

Ok yeah they will probably be shit
>>
>>83008441
this
hell it made me wonder if gems even have nips on the first place
>>
>>83010187
That was Lapis' version of Maximum Capacity for me, honestly. It obviously isnt as bad but its probably one of the worst things she couldve done to any of the gems.
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>>83010380
>we'll never have Steven walk in on Pearl in her Earl outfit leering down flirtatiously at Amethyst before they both throw away the bats and act like nothing was happening
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>>83007184
>mfw this episode probably won't even air in most countries because of Ruby and Sapphire
>>
>>83010411
SHE IS THE WORST MEME
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Hooray for Lapis i love her
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>>83010419
we have one more episode tomorrow

Viva La France
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>>83010205
I've been reading the threads and I just can't get a clear answer.

>>83010354
>>83010429
>not liking SOL episodes
I bet you got into the show because you heard there'd be drama.
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>>83010325
I'm not going to pretend I know what I'm talking about, because I don't, but whatever that device was that teleported the ruby ship at the end of the episode seemed ftl. I don't think the distance is that much of an issue. Besides that, It's not exactly time sensitive now that the cluster is ruined.
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>>83010408

>People actually surprised Dicksquad lapis is canon
>After she has been fucked in some way by literally EVERY character besides Steven

Seriously did you guys forget Mirror Gem? She doesn't even like the Crystal Gems. And Peridot actively interrogated her. God knows what that entailed.
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>>83010415
https://a.pomf.cat/rbuyke.webm
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>>83010354
maybe it won't be so bad if they find a way to tie in Peridot or Lapis into them
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>>83010373
Gems vaugely inspired by these guys maybe?
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>>83008980
this
hope they have a neat big sister little sister relationship just like Pearl and Amethyst and if there needs to be romance it has to be between Amethyst and Peridot
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>>83010461
Actually in some countries they just change the genders, straight up.

Some anon from the middle east mentioned ruby has a mans voice
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>>83010423
Who else is Peridot gonna watch her Camp Pining Hearts dvds with?
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>>83010337
>>83010373
I need the Gemyu Force to be a thing.
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>>83010423
Any shippiness in Barn Mates was Zuke's idea surely. Notice how there is 0 shippiness in the following episode

Hilary boarded the scene in Too Far
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>>83010486

Wait, seriously? We're getting Floats tomorrow?
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>>83007318
winner
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>Just show her your sweet

What did he mean by this?
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>>83010364
That actually explains it. Good thinking.
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>>83009928
I dunno, the entire Hit the Diamond was pretty funny man
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I'm sad. After tomorrow's episode we will have to wait 3 weeks for the next one or even more
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>>83010538
anon no
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Red or Blue?
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Jasper is going to find Peridot's limb enhancers and think she's been shattered.
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>>83008748
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>>83010518
>Some anon from the middle east mentioned ruby has a mans voice

oh that's gonna make fae-as-fuck Ruby real fun for them, isn't it
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>>83010423
I just want to see Peridot fuse with another gem and I don't care who it is at all.
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I think the reason why people dislike human episodes is that Lamar gets most of them and the ones that aren't Lamar's usually focus on either Lars and Sadie and/or Ronaldo
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>how can you trust her, steven?

how the fuck can steven trust her after she almost drowned him? i'm seriously hoping connie will point this bullshit out.
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>>83010538
But Game Theory already proved Ness was Sans.
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>>83010453
Consider this is only after the episode she wakes up, she's gonna hit her true lows later on. This is just a taste
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>>83007824
>>83007985
I am jealous of your guys' love

I'm the sad-and-lonely-please-be-my-friends anon
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>I saw that this was a possibility, though I am suprised this is the path we're taking

I never want them to fuse into garnet
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>>83010423
You're a good one. I like Lapidot, Amedot, anything, I don't care. But it's annoying seeing people hate on the episode just because of shipping drama. Like, you don't even need to see it as romantic necessarily, it's just nice to see them getting along somewhat at all. It's inevitable that they're gonna have a great dynamic later on, platonic or otherwise. The fact that people are hating on the episode just because of their ship even though that was barely implied is irritating.
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>>83010354
>townies
Hooray, boring crap. Seriously, I fucking hate the townies.
>inb4 "muh hoomans r comfy, famalam dingdong"
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Okay, this episode was all around solid but this exchange was probably the highlight

>That genuine "Oh shit we have no idea where she is" moment
>Pearl let her drop
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What time will tomorrow's episode be out? Around 3:30 EST?
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>>83010591
She's blinded by her anger and self pity. She has shown to be pretty selfish already, it's honestly not that surprising.
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>>83010571
I want everything to burn.
>>83010574
Red if she lets down her hair.
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>>83010521

Season 5 was trash.
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>>83010613
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>>83007630
YESSSSSSSSSS
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>>83010494
Some are good but the majority of SoL episodes now are just fucking garbage.
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>>83010591
Lapis is something else
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>>83010555
I hope I wasn't the only one who thought of this line as... questionable.
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>>83010528
The episode outline is literally about Peridot and Lapis trying to get along, anyone who was assigned to board it would be accused of shipping.
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>>83010597
Please tell me they didn't actually go full retard.
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>>83010601
I love you, anon just like everyone else here, you can count on that. You are my best friend.
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>>83010613
MODS MODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>
But what if chubby Sapphire?
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>>83010495
two things, even with ftl travel distance is likely still a factor, although I won't claim to understand their science bull shit either

However, the Diamond Authority doesn't know the Cluster has been stopped yet, Peridot's whole mission was to check on its status and even after she did that she couldn't date exactly when it was suppose to emerge, the Rubies were likely there to save Jasper from the Cluster, hence why they were looking for her and not to punish Peridot

Yellow Diamond assumes the Cluster will already deal with Peridot for her

In a few months the Diamond Authority will probably realize that Peridot and the Crystal Gems must have stopped the Cluster somehow and send more people to check that out
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>>83010538
i guess steven was just big boned after all
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>>83010693
blue amethyst?
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>tfw I just realized why Lapis took Bob as her fake human name

Christ I'm an idiot
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>>83010613
>blue board
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>>83010354
>>83010429
>>83010445
>>83010615
probably should'a linked these when I posted
>>83010588
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>>83009223
who boarded this episode again?
The expressions looked like early season 1 episodes tier
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>>83009155
wanna touch those feet

on a related note, lapis wearing shoes in the new episode made me very uncomfortable
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>>83010555

what else?
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>>83010208
Nice!
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>>83010555
Look at what you've done, trips.

>>83010613
Look at it!
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>>83010574
Blue because she is probably gonna be those damsels with immense amount of strength.
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>>83010708
Fuck you Carl-
I mean Sans.
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you guys are faggots and cancer but I need a link to all the leaked episodes
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>>83010683

no homo
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>>83010676
>watch the sunset together
>got yo numbah
>holding hands in Stevens picture
The flirty lines and blushing dude, not the making friends part
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>>83010538
>gets cancer
>turns into cancer
Checks out
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>>83010681
They've been that way when they proved 'Luigi and Peach got married and gave birth to Rosalina.' and the 'Great Ape War' from Donkey Kong.
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>>83009975
Left leg but you're right otherwise.
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>>83010693
>those lips
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>>83010613
Boy howdy, thats some exodia right there
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>>83010208
Based Grape
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>>83010652
Well Amethyst does like trash

inb4 its foreshadowing and season 5 of SU is gonna be trash
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>>83010729
Raven and paul
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>>83010521
Steven of course and also Amethyst
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HOLY FUCK LAPIS WAS A HUGE DICK IN BARN MATES
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>>83010760
no homo
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>>83010768
but he was cancer from the start!
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>>83009521
the only gem I wouldn't fug for some reason
well her and jasper and steven obviously
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>>83010630
>this episode

did it get leaked somewhere?

or are you assholes just watching 30 second clips and spoiling it for yourselves?
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>>83010630
did they really mean for pearl to be guilty? if so that's pretty funny
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>>83010759
I don't like your attitude BITCH.
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>>83007208
rollan
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>>83010727
Well, you know what they say about assumption, anon.

Frankly, I couldn't care less who's behind them. I honestly don't find the humans to be interesting at all.
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>>83010809
I know she'll mellow out but I'm overjoyed knowing she'll probably be a snitty cunt forever
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>>83010583
>Make successful show
>Syndicated all over the world
>Make integral characters gay
>Institutionally homophobic countries change gay character's gender, facilitated by masculine design
>Make similar looking character visually super-effeminate

BRAVO SUGAR
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>>83009631
>Not liking dick squad lapis
anon I've been waiting for this for months your shitty criticism is not going to make me enjoy this any less
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>>83010823
>>
I wanted Yellow Diamond to act more like Freeza, in having an aristocratic and calculating personality that masks a genocidal rage. I was really let down when she turned out to be a bored office manager.
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>>83010830
its all over the internet, and was probably already linked a dozen times here
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>>83010591
>Stephen introduces Connnie to Lapis
>Connie flies into a rage and poofs Lapis with the mothersword
>lapis finally decides it's too much and refuses to reform
>she's replaced by cg jasper and they leave her in the garbage where she belongs.

and we all lived happily ever after.
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>>83010759
look up in ettorrents
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>>83010630
jasper is now Sailor Neptune
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>>83010830

Yeah man. Both episodes are on dailymotion, in full, in english

Fuck it I'll spoonfeed you

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e4-barn-mates-s3e5-hit-the-diamond_fun
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>>83010850
Zuke has only ever drawn her as a shitty cunt with the occasional small smirk
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>>83010834
>censoring
like I said faggots, so glad I got you cucks banned from /co/ the first time
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>>83010842
eh the thing is a lot of people don't like lamar's way of doing things and so that might be why people don't like the episodes
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So like which do you figure is the most intelligent non diamond gem?
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>>83010761
>>watch the sunset together
Don't remember this part.
>>got yo numbah
Peridot imitating Steven's line from earlier.
>>holding hands in Stevens picture
Again, Steven.
Are you trying to argue that Steven is the shipper?
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>>83010830

yes. CTRL+F "dailymotion"

copy & paste link.

you're welcome.
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>>83010830
where have you been?

the episodes aired in France like 7 hours ago

there are probably a dozen links to a dozen different sources already in this thread
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>>83009157
>That Filename
Legit?
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>>83007630
Oh, you fucking know it, anon.
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>>83010268
holy fucking kek
saved
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>>83010881
>Jasper: Vegeta
>Yellow Diamond: Frieza
>White or other character: Cell
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>>83010177
>Sworn to Sword
>On the Run
>Second half of The Return
I thought Joe and Jeff just did well in all departments.
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>>83010928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-VPgyMAfM4
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>>83010896
anon that's all she's been since her first appearance, Steven is *literally* the only one in existence to wrench a smile or any sort of trusting joy from her soulless life-hating heart

plus Sugar started that, man
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>>83010773
Just kill me now fampai.
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>>83010903
It was a fucking joke you ignorant moron.
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>>83010882
>>83010893
>>83010913

holy shit

I thought you guys were all just being impatient wieners

when, in fact, I am the wiener here

thanks you guys
>>
>>83010885
The original Star Trek opening theme is playing on the TV behind me and when I clicked this I got a big laugh out of the sync
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>>83010909
Zuke is
Do you recall what the post chain is about

>sunset
Like 3 minutes in
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>>83010933
>Second half of The Return
you mean jailbreak, right
>>
i just

i just want to play with lapis' feet, guys
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>>83010885
love it
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>>83010960

no prob, bob.
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>mfw they don't even care about peridot- they want Jasper

MY FUCKING DICK JASPDEMPTION FUCKING CONFIRMED

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN JASPER WAS CONFIRMED FOR REDEMPTION?
>>
desu I have to constantly remind myself that the Rubies are meant to be girls
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>>83010914
>where have you been?

sad and alone
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>>83010991
No one minds if you headcanon them as guys.

Most of the other countries have already done this.
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>>83010955
>I was only pretending to be retarded
good joke
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>>83010930
Steven universe does somewhat remind me of DBZ, just a little.
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>>83010723
Enlighten me
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>>83007928
They're not really her gems anyway, just on loan from PD's court because PD is fucking dead.
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>>83010986
>Lapis begins responding to Bob without realizing it
>Spends entire day hiding on water tower and drowning small animals as she realizes the comfortable hell she's fallen into
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>>83010989
How does that confirm that?
>>
Why do the Rubies refer to Jasper as
"Jasper"
but peridot as "The Peridot"

Is this Jasper important to these rubies? Is Jasper important in general?

She's gotta be fairly high ranking with surviving the gem wars and being around that long.

They didn't seem to have a directive relating to the mission either, they just wanted to find Jasper.

Maybe the rubies were assigned to Jasper since. They're all combat gems.
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>83011014
Your bait is really terrible mang.
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>>83010991
no they aren't

They're meant to be gems
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>>83010991
they're pretty androgynous desu
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>>83010972
That's the one.
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>>83010497
Thanks. What lovely episodes!
Have a pleasant night.
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>>83011042
>The Rubies where Jasper's crew just looking for her.
>>
>su gets to five seasons
>sugar makes it intentionally shit just for the lore
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>>83007999
Isn't Garnet the 2nd most popular character? Right after shit gem Pearl.
>>
>>83011019
dude it's Literally DBZ For Girls
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>>83010906
based on the shit they've done/behavior
peri
pearl
lapis/garnet
sapphire
ruby(1/2 of garnet)/steven/amy
rubies in general
we don't know enough about jasper(s)
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>>83011079
Excuse you Pearl is best gem.
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>>83011042
YD called Jasper "The Jasper" so who knows.
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>>83010354
Human episodes have a lot of potential if they are about the gems interacting with those humans with a lot of magic involved

But when human episodes are about "muh comfy piece of life" episodes with only Steven interacting with some shitty humans without barely any magical thing happening it's like letting the whole potential of them to go to fucking waste

If at the very fucking least we would get some episodes about peridot and lapis meeting humans and learning about their shitty culture or lifestiles they would be sorta interesting but I'm pretty sure it's just going to be steven fucking around in the town
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>>83011042
is their mission, their jasper. they aren't particularly smart so automatically becomes THE jasper
>>
>Lapis's fake human name is Bob

And this is why I love this show, because the writers are aware of their fanbase, their memes, and how to reference it without being overwhelming (Say Uncle notwithstanding)
>>
>>83011032

No prob bob
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>>83011078
>3 being labeled as 5
CN Supporters need to rot in hell.
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>>83011037
They're looking for her. She's a wanted gem. She can't go back home without being shattered. Plus the people looking for her already left. The only people who can find her now are the Crystal Gems.

This is very clearly a setup for her to be redeemed before YD shows up with more troops.
>>
>>83010171
is peridot seriously cupping her tits?? the fuck??
>>
>>83010478
Hooray for Lapis she's now a cunt ;_;
>>
>>83011106
>the main character of a story is always the least interesting character in the story
Why does this always happen?
>>
>>83011119
what the fuck is the meme?
>>
>>83010933
I need to rewatch Sworn to the Sword since it's been a while but I recall finding the pathos pretty clumsy. On the Run had the same issue, too much melodrama cheapened what was happening for me, I think Maximum Capacity was a much better dramatic Amethyst episode. Don't have issue with Jailbreak but even then half of it's a song, and the rest is a bunch of specific events happening that would already be in the outline.
>>
>>83011119
Say Uncle was the creators and teams of both shows having fun for each other and the kid's sake, they didn't a raw shit about fandom and neither should they

Sugar knows how to handle it with gloves like a pro
>>
>>83009631
This is the best possible outcome desu
>>
>>83011042
Huh, did they? Meanwhile, YD called Jasper The Jasper I assigned to you.

Also they were assigned specifically to find "the leader of the earth mission" obviously homeworld knew the earth mission was a colossal failure since two gems were stranded, the cluster never hatched, a jasper was missing, and as far as homeworld knows, the ship was destroyed in a failed landing related to Jasper's disappearance

>>83010983
Where was this gif a few threads ago? I was trying to tell this anon about the homestuck cameos in Korra just the other day!
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>>83011099
not even close

in fact Pearl lost some ranks since Lapis is now confirmed for dick squad easily puts her above Pearl

Amethyst is number 1 though
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>>83011080
We need to dig deeper.
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>>83011067
Have fun and stay far away from here before you're turned into a turbo autistic faggot.
>>
>>83011032
No prob, Bob.

Honestly I thought it was one of the funnier jokes of the episode
>>
>>83010583
>They censor CG Ruby to be a man to avoid gay stuff
So what do they do about all the Homeworld Rubies? If they dont censor them theyre all women travelling in a tiny pod. If they censor them theyre a bunch of dudes travelling in a tiny pod. Do they randomly censor half of them?
>>
>>83011119
bob is a reference to the one time she thought steven called her it way back when she left the planet
>>
>>83010232
Well if that's what you want to believe instead of taking the time to realize the brothers are just as different as the rubies, sure.
>>
>>83011147
When Steven healed her gem she thanked him and he said "No prob, Bob"
>It's Lapis

JUST SAW THE NEW EPS BASEBALL ONE 5 OUT OF 5 HOLY SHIT THIS SHOW ACTUALLY HAS PUNCHLINES
>>
>>83011132
YD was still willing to send a ship for peridot even though she failed her mission.

Why would Jasper be shattere for failing? If she can lie, then she doesn't have to bring up Malachite
>>
>>83011042
Peridots are more abundant a specific variety of Quartz.
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>>83011134
its an edit

her hands were more on Amethyst's stomach
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>>83010855
Its so fucking satisfying.
>>
>>83011080
It's an amalgamation of every turbo weeb thing Sugar likes mixed with Ian sticking literally DBZ into it.
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>>83011180
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>83010885
STOP THIS DEGENERACY
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>>83011177
Those drawings are inaccurate. Amethyst isn't bara she's just fucking fat.
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>>83011197
They air the episode, which suddenly deforms in the massive cognitive dissonance, causing everyone in the Middle East viewing it to die on the spot, go stark raving mad, or become ultra gay in a rainbow apotheosis. Billions die.

Just as Sugar planned.
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>>83011219
>When Steven healed her gem she thanked him and he said "No prob, Bob"
Oh yeah
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>>83010969
My point is that people are projecting it just because she likes the characters when she's not pushing it any harder than the other boarders. At most, they're just giving her episodes with these characters because she likes them and is good for writing them much like they hand off many Pearl episodes to Jeff and Joe.
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>>83011174
I was playing Borderlands a few threads ago. my bad.
also holy shit, never noticed.
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>>83007146
>everyone complaining about Lapis being rude

Spending that much time under the ocean must have made her salty
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>>83011216
if you like the show that's fine, but those designs are awful
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>>83011139
Self inserting as the people around the protagonist?
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>>83011197
>They have to censor the censors of the censoring
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>>83011223
still pretty gay
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>>83011230
Are you saying Ian nicknamed his penis DBZ?
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>>83010885
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>83011180
>fusion
>recruiting villains with love and beatings
>half-blood hero greater than either race alone
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>>83010684
don't be a fag all your life anon.
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>>83010991
no, they're not.

All gems besides Steven are conveniently voiced by women and refer each other by female pronouns so the fans can gush over lesbians and whatnot.
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>>83008902
Thought it was weird how stupid the Rubies were at first, but it gave us a great episode. Some of the best laughs of the series honestly.

>the relationship is unhealthy.
Yeaah... You'd think they could physically function without each other for a few minutes to finish a simple mission, but whatever.

I still probably find clingy/flirty Ruby and Sapphire more entertaining than any other time we've seen them.
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>>83011230
that sounds like Lakewood plaza turbo
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>>83011253
>Sugar eliminates all mudslimes
Sugar will save us all.
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>>83011180
goku is a alien
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>>83010507
I disagree, anon.
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>>83011197
Of course. Rubies can be men or women, their only crime is race mixing.
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>>83011245
she is a master shapeshifter

her body looks however the hell she wants it to, also she is the physically strongest gem other than fusions

your also confusing being short and thick for being fat, when really a lot of that thickness is her muscle
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When is Lapis going to start living in Greg's van with him and helping out at the car wash with her water witch powers to save on his energy costs?
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>>83011139
It's mostly because of the fact that Steven is a human and the whole point of him being a human is having him interact with the gems in cool creative ways but having episodes dedicated on the human interact with other humans is just fucking pointless on a show like this
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>>83010601
Post some Pearl in lingerie and I'll be your friend all night long. I'll whisper sweet nothings in your ear as we plan trips together.
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Imagine if Ruby and Sapphire only used Fusion effectively but were not love crazy about it.

Tricks like these would actually happen more often.
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>>83011220
Dude they are very obviously super pissed at Jasper in this episode. On top of that they send troops to come and fuck her up in a ship made to find public enemies according to Peri. It is not a welcoming party. Jasper commanded the mission and fucked up the whole thing AND had an insubordinate underling AND lost a very valuable informant AND lost the entire ship AND was part of a multi-gem fusion.

YD is very clearly not happy with jasp.
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>>83011302
MODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS PLEASE HELP SAVE ME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>83011253
She's jewish what did you expect?
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>>83011351
Jasper is probably stronger than Amy
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>>83010354
but there was nightmare hospital, which was actually good
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>>83011135
yea it's great :^)
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>>83011343
So is Steven, she is Rose Quartz in a way.
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>>83011245

she's curvy.
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>>83011358
>human interact with other humans is just fucking pointless on a show like this
I don't really see it that way. The humans might be less interesting but they're still enjoyable. I mean what the fuck would be the point of protecting the Earth if there was nothing on it to protect? If they didn't develop the humans somewhat you'd be bitching about that
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>>83011344
well you are a huge fucking faggot and I sincerely hope that you die in the most painfull fucking way you dipshit motherfucker
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>>83011180
But do any of Steven's alien friends have a Law degree?
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>>83011260
>other boarders pushing ships in their episodes
Nah. The ONLY noncanon shiptease was in Too Far by Hilary. The other pearlmethyst shit people like to point out hold no water, yes they hugged but it was an emotional moment ffs and they're like family. No romance there

Zuke ships Lapidot, this is obvious. She put flirty lines in the episode because she likes it. The next episode had ZERO shippy shit besides canon. It was boarded by a different team.
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>>83011417
SHE'S GONNA SMOTHER THEM
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10276072/r

reposting to see if i can get more answers. so far it's overwhelmingly positive.
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>>83011403
I meant of the Crystal Gems

because I assume that Yellow Diamond is stronger than both Amethyst and Jasper
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>>83011253
I have the biggest Deus Vult boner right now.
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>>83011263
perifags salty about 'muh recorder' desu
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What are the good human eps?
Joy ride and historical friction were pretty decent.
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>>83011439
chill, anon. nothing he said could've been that bad.
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>>83011403
That's because Jasper incubated for the proper amount of time. Any properly formed quartz warrior will be stronger than Amy.
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>>83011464
Sadie's Song
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Anyone have a webm of Peri running out of the barn at the end?
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>>83011456
Of course she is, look at those neck muscles.
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>>83011434
Yes but the problem is that developing the humans in a boring way is fucking pointless when you have the potential to make it much more interesting adding magic and gems to the equation instead of just humans interacting with more humans with a tiny piece of magic
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HOW LONG WILL THE DROUGHT BE
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>>83011300
You're thinking of Gohan on that last one but close enough and applies to the DBZ comparison as a whole.
>>83011293
I wouldn't doubt it. Black people love anime.
>>83011328
That is literally Lakewood Plaza Turbo like how Sugar keeps sticking Utena into SU.
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>>83011464
Jaime episodes, Cool Kids episodes, and Onion Friend are really good. The rest are meh
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>>83011357
Oh dear god I can actually imagine that. I want it so bad I can't explain it.

Lapis likes steven. He's not a soldier, he's not a user, he's not a jailer. Unlike the gems she would have no beef with greg and unlike peridot she wouldn't look down on him. They would be great!

>Lapis taking a job at a car wash to pass the time
>Lapis getting to know greg
>Lapis and greg falling in love
>Greg and Lapis telling Steven that they're getting married
>Lapis giving birth to Steven's little brother without dying because she only creates a human baby instead of a hybrid
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>>83011253
>causing everyone in the Middle East viewing it to go stark raving
So they'd be comparatively sane?
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>>83011403

Jasper fought Garnet, survived the ship's explosion without being bubbled (like Garnet), and was still ready to fight her some more while Garnet backed away defensively.

Jasper is unarguably the physically strongest gem we've seen (discounting giant fusions, obviously).
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>>83011539
No, I meant Gohan, I was just listing similar elements. Of course the elements aren't 1:1.
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>>83010881

>Sugar goes out of her way to state that SU has no true villains, just different viewpoints and conflicting ideologies
>be let down when a primary antagonistic force conforms to that standard rather than being a mustache-twirling saturday morning anime badguy

What do the kids say? "Shiggy diggy?"
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>>83011464
there are a number of episodes that sort of focus on humans but the gems get involved as well. Like, is Beach Party a human episode?
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Almost page 10 quickly waste the image limit
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>>83011560
whyd you gotta go and make it weird
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Is there a way to look for good fanart on the tumblr tag without having to look at shitty tumblr memes?
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>>83011560
I was with you until the third line. I still think they'd be good friends though, they're both chill and Greg probably won't hold a grudge.
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>>83011357
>Lapis is an incredible singer it turns out, and she delivers the pathos like nothing else
>Inspires Greg back to music since she can sing and he can focus on guitar
>They form a band together and begin to rip it up when not washing cars
>This lures Marty back
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>>83011560
It'd be another case of someone using Lapis. Not happening unless she changes her view.
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>>83011560
>Lapis taking a job at a car wash to pass the time
>Lapis getting to know greg
>Lapis and greg falling in love
Stopped reading there, kill yourself
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>>83007146
that ruby on the middle is really lewd
she doesn't even wear any kind of shit, hell does she even have nipples?
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>>83011599
I didn't. did I mention sex or hand-holding?

>>83011628
love isn't using people anon.
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"This plan sucks"


So lapis is emo now?
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>>83011560
And there's evidence that Greg is at least a little enthralled by Lapis in that he wrote a song about her. Granted, the lyrics were kind of fearful, but damn, bitch stole the ocean. I think they could have a great relationship and Greg would recount memories of the CGs and Lapis would warm to them getting an outside perspective.
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>>83011610
go to tumblr
type in what you want
go down to filter by post type and to pictures only
it doesnt exactly get rid of it all, but its far less nonsense
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>>83011464
Episodes with the Cool Kids are usually pretty solid, since they're not dicks at all.

Dewey and Ronaldo are funny to laugh AT, not WITH.

Jamie and Onion are pretty bad, their episodes suck except when Steven, one of the gems, or an exceptional townie makes up for it.

Peedee is Loud House-tier pedobait.

The Pizzas (for the one episode they got) seem pretty solid.

Connie's parents can be good or bad, varying on whoever else is in the episode.
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>>83011575
The elements are pretty close to 1:1 actually.
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>>83011515
Eh I dunno. I think a bit of balance on both ends is nice so you don't get too desensitzed to one or the other. Also Nightmare Hospital was a pretty poor episode for this show and that, aside from the lighthouse episode are the only examples that come to mind on that subject, and that episode wasn't great either. Something about consistency or something. I feel like too much non-Steven gem interaction just raises more questions without answer as to the known history the modern humans have with gems.

Did the nuke wipe the human memories or something?
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>>83011357
she'd basically be Squidward
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>>83011677
I'd like that but for God's sake no don't let them be anything other than friends

It'd be hilarious too if Lapis ended up getting along with humans better than any gem
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>>83011610
Follow all the quality artists we post here and ignore the rest.
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So when will we see a gem whos weapon is armor?
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>That scene with the flexing ruby
>Sapphire gets hit in the head and isnt even fazed
>bob
this is a 10/10 episode in my book
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>>83011573
So in terms of physical strength alone it's probably something like this?
Jasper > Amethyst > Pearl = Ruby >>> Steven = Lapis > Peridot = Sapphire
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>>83011677
actually, that's evidence against. He didn't understand her
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>>83011627
>>83011560
Why does the concept of Lapis interacting with Greg sounds so good?

Well at least ignoring those three last lines of autism on the first post
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holy shit batman, we hit image limit and page 10 at the same time!
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>>83011674
What do you mean NOW?
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I WANNA FUCK BOB
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>>83011715
Of course they'd only be friends.
Lapis isn't thick enough for Greg to be romantically interested.
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>>83011751
youre right Robin, we need to high tale to the next thread stat
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>>83011610
Gotta sift through shit to get the diamonds.
>>83011664
That's not how Lapis sees it at the moment. Steven is literally the only person who hasn't truly asked anything of her and she gets triggered by the very idea of someone asking her for something.
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>>83010811
In here
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>>83011795
>Gotta sift through shit to get the diamonds.

pun intended?
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>>83011674
She was laughing when she said it.
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>>83011746
Greg's a nice guy, basically adult Steven, she'd probably get along great with him.
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>>83011443
Rebecca boarded the only lines I can think of that would be flirty, and Hilary boarded the episode too, this is what I'm saying, people have a tunnel vision for Zuke just because she likes the characters so she must be shipping when the point of the episode was them growing closer. The next episode didn't have "shippy" shit because it wasn't about them, it was a silly baseball episode.
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>>83011851
http://lapigreg-dumpster.tumblr.com/
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>>83011729
Jasper
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>>83011439
Calm yourself, didn't mean to trigger you. However, your pairing is piss poor and I don't see any interest.
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>>83011729
Rose Quartz and Jasper. Technically Garnet too.
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When will we find out what Peridot's weapon is...also when is new thread?
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>>83012079
anon, I've got an idea about what it is but I really hope I'm wrong.

We've seen three kinds of gem weapons:

Weapons
>Pearl
>Amethyst
>Opal
>Sugilite
>Sardonyx

Armor:
>Rose
>Steven
>Jasper
>Ruby/Garnet

Limbs
>Lapis

obviously there's a huge deficit of one kind in particular. What's interesting is that peridot is a tiny engineer. Tiny engineers in cartoons always have one very specific piece of equipment, especially the particular tiny green alien engineer Peridot is based on
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>>83012335
She's getting a multipurpose limbs weapon hybrid? I'd be stoked
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>>83011358
The idea is that it works backwards too. Steven isn't just a human living the Gem life, he's a Gem living the human life. Whether it works or not is another matter.
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>>83011293
underrated post.
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