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There is nothing more stupid than giving money to a kickstarter

You assume all of the risk with none of the benefit
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>>83001561
It was 2012, Kickstarter was young, and impressionable teens didn't know any better.
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>>83001561
Or you can just be not retarded.

I've given money to Pillars of Eternity, Shovel Knight and Hyper Light Drifter, and so far my biggest dissapointment was PoE just being pretty good. Homestuck was always a poor choice if you knew anything about game development.
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>>83001749
This.

I gave to the Undertale Kickstarter because I wanted the game. Toby gave me a working demo that delivered on the gameplay so I threw him ten bucks(getting a copy of Undertale in the process)

Then again, his Kickstarter goal was only like 50k, so there really wasn't that much risk with it to begin with
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Why the hell did hussie do that many hiatuses for "working on hiveswap" when he isn't even writing it?
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except it prob wouldve been pretty good if TOG didnt fuck him over and did their damn job
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>>83002374
Writing design docs I assume.
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>>83001561
If you gave money to a kickstarter with no models, no test build of the game, no screenshots, or no demo video, you deserve to get scammed.

There are plenty of legitimate kickstarters, and plenty of scam ones. The scams are incredibly easy to spot if you're not retarded.
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>>83001561
lmao i dont give a single shit about the money i gave. hussie already repaid me in entertainment value and also im not poor so who gives a fuck
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it would've been hard to predict the decline that happened afterwards however

>>83002590

you don't sound very confident
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>>83002714
that's the regular who thinks Act 7 was a good ending
he can't be reasoned with
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>>83002590
>lmao i dont give a single shit about the money i gave. hussie already repaid me in entertainment value and also im not poor so who gives a fuck
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>>83002590
shut up ipgd
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>>83001561
15 FPS
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>>83002145
The success of Toby "Don't Call Me Radiation" Fox is the closest thing Hussie will have to a legacy
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characters in homestuck that deserve a happy ending:
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>>83002967
no one, they were all forced into their specific configuration of moral decisions by paradox space
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>>83002775
no, thats me. i quit reading serially during the troll arc ages ago, i wasnt even about when the kickstarter happened
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>>83002958
Why doesn't he want to be FwugRadiation anymore? I especially liked the Fwug part because it sounded like a garbled fug.
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>>83002967
Jade
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>>83002989
well if you're you then I guess that means that >>83002590 is ipgd
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>>83002992
I don't think he's said

I guess it's because he's finally starting to realize that he can be successful under his own terms and can dissociate himself from other people's projects
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Did people donate to the kickstarter because they cared about the game? I thought it was to get scalemates and tarot cards.
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>>83003092
I never donated but I wanted that game bro shirt
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Toby was credited as Radiation on the Collide albulm tbf
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>>83003038
im enjoying the irony that someone is asserting that irrational person who doesnt use capitals must be me given how many times ive been Caught as ipgd since act 7 came out for the same reason
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>>83003337
just being irrational doesn't cut it though
you have to be irrational + a sycophant to be ipgd
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andrews great his dick is huge and normally colored
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>>83003464
calling hussie "andrew" is a great ipgd-like trait too
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>>83003464
I'm seriously trying to think of how an eggplant dick would look like and in all honestly it sounds pretty disgusting
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>>83003405
being called a sycophant makes me roll my eyes given how much ive posted about how fucking pitiful a6a6i5 was, and act 6 in general. but thats how anonymity works and fuck the idea of using a name
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>>83002992
People dont use the same nickname they used as kids/teenagers, its natural.
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>>83002992
does fwug mean anything?
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Man, hst is fucking dead
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>>83004210
Freeware Underground, an old Earthbound modding site or something.
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>>83004559
AHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKED UP
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>>83001561
Problem Sleuth fan that wasn't into Homestuck at first and has been waiting for it to end since it started.

Is it finally over?
Is Hussie going to maybe start working on something new that might not be as boring or about kids? Literally everything else he did was amazing, but I just can't fucking get into homestuck, I can't believe how long I've been waiting for him to do something new with MSPA, holy fucking shit its been too long.
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>>83004425
we could always talk about fantrolls
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>>83004559
Skipped ahead? From where?
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>>83001561
http://pastebin.com/MyVyCQWx

Reposting from last thread
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>>83004617
MSPA is fucking dead mate

RIP
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>>83004425
It's weird, sometimes threads blow the fuck up and other times they just wither like this. I don't think it has to do with the time, though.
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>>83004618
Did someone say fantrolls?
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>>83002550
It wasn't a scam on Hussie's part though, he had every intention of delivering on his promises but the Odd Gentlemen screwed him out of the money.
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Is that the actual design of the main troll character? That's fucking gay as hell and screams Fantroll with how complicated the horns are. He looks like a retarded hipster deer. At least the human looks simple and cute
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>>83002967
All the characters that were killed off early because they weren't in the story long enough to become festering piles of shit.
And Roxy because Roxy is cute.
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>>83004762

Andrew's piss-poor decision making skills in action still.
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>>83004617
mspa is done, hiveswap has potential but theres no guarantee of it being good at all. and its about homestuckish stuff. so you should probably give up on hussie doing anything else you like
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>>83004727
>posts canon
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>>83004871
;^)
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>>83004788
it's troll dave with antlers, it's a dumb fucking design
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>>83004830
No, man, Homestuck isn't even his magnum opus. He said as much.
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>>83004904
Troll Dave with Kanaya's hair and a stupid hoodie
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>>83004929
What was that, 2010?
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>>83003530
Remove Gamzee. Problem solved.
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Shit did I miss the new selfie pic from loki?
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>>83004929
whatever he does next its a long way off. he probably has enough of a portfolio and fanbase now to get a chance to run something much bigger. but who knows when or what that would be. or whether it will be good.
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>>83005113
He'll never not be The Homestuck Guy, though. Even after finishing the comic, he's working on a game about it and has Homestuck 2.0

How will he ever truly escape his creation if he keeps feeding the beast?
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>>83005224
he just has to make something bigger. its possible. he has the ability, but he also has the ability to make total shit. who knows
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Yo, gimme some lewd fics stat!
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>>83005331
Ok

What characters and activities do you like?
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>>83005315
He barely had the ability to end his own comic, and displayed more lack of ability in managing to make a simple point and click game. He needs to face facts that he's just a writer and idea guy.
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>>83004929
>Homestuck isn't even his magnum opus.
The best work he has ever done is obviously Problem Sleuth, PS is fucking amazing
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>>83004830
>>83004673
>MSPA is fucking dea
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I'll always remember you, Hussie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmUQOGtV71Y
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>>83004830
>mspa is done
>>83004673

>wait for what feels like 6 years
>he isn't doing anything after Homestuck
Well fuck me
thats a real kick in the dick. I've literally been waiting this whole time for him to wrap this shit up and move on to something with a cool theme like his older work
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>>83005331
One day John was just hanging out talking to Terezi and Vriska, when Roxy snuck up to them and picked him up, staring at the troll girls expressionlessly the entire time. She hoisted the boy above her head, all conversation stopped - except John's, which was nothing but a long string of objections. Roxy then backed away with her prize, fading into the shadows with her roguish voidey powers. Neither of the trolls said a word for a solid minute.
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>>83005331
Your mom gave my nuts a tongue bath so long they got all wrinkly and pruney

o w8, you said fiction, my bad B^)
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>>83005643
We'll, he might; but he'll probably spend the next few years on the game and after that he'll probably just fuck off into the sun like a big piece of garbage
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>>83005426
but he is a really really good comedy writer and idea guy. maybe he'll end up on another project where he can make use of that but also have some kind of fucking editor. we can hope
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>>83005482
The best thing he ever made was And It Don't Stop
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>Not Inappropriate Time For Ham
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Do we really want Modern Hussie to make a new MSPA?

He's been over-taken by "meta"

He'll introduce the MC and immediately make shipping jokes and then turn him gay and then kill him off and directly address the audience about the narrative implications of killing off a main character and then revive the main character and then introduce Calliopeborn, a character that represents the Homestuck Fanbase wanting his new project to be Homestuck, and he'll have Homestuck references "ironically", all of which poke out the absurdity of expecting Homestuck references in a comic that's not Homestuck
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>>83005784
>And It Don't Stop
That was good, but it wasn't PS levels of "holy shit what a ride, I would re-read this all right now if it wasn't 50,000 pages long" amazing

And it don't stop really was pretty rad though, its too bad he didn't expand on it that much.
His team special olympics comics always get a laugh out of me too
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>>83005849
>Team Special Olympics
Aw shit, is it that time again?
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>>83005784
No it isn't, all of Hussie's attempts at traditional comics range from mediocre to bad, you're just a plain old hipster in the perfect sense of the word.
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>>83005924
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>>83005933
I can barely hear you over the sound of huge dicks slapping your tender mouth
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>>83005969
He's right though, his traditional comics just don't compare to his webcomics/MSPA work.
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>>83005924
Hell yeah motherfucker
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How did Hussie get such a smokin hot girlfriend?
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>>83005871
I'd read it.
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>>83006059
I wouldn't call her smokin hot. She's alright but she wouldn't turn my head or anything.
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>>83005871
That sounds so painfully cancerous and probable I want you to stop right now
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>>83006119
shes ok looking and she knows memes, shes 4chans dream girl
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>>83006360
memes are not actually dealmaker for me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmesXO7eAcg
:(
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>>83005962
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>>83006360
Isn't that his old girlfriend though? Did she know memes?

I thinks she's pretty. I guess that must just be my type.
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>>83006360
>implying
I just want a female john.
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>>83006431
yes
she knows tumblr memes and homestuck memes
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>>83006417
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>>83006410
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>>83002967
Eridan and Caliborn. That's it.
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>>83005962
>>83006417
These are too *sarcastically* unfunny, it's hard to really appreciate them when you've been on the Heathcliff side of the fence.
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>>83006431
andrew would never touch a girl who didnt know memes
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>>83006452
Well you're in luck because Joey is not female John, she's actually female Caliborn. The end of Hiveswap is committing genocide and causing the downfall of the Troll race
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>>83006541
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>>83006478
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>>83006569
'wow this hiveswap game is a total rip off of undertale' 'the fish girl's character design is just copied from undyne'
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>>83006594
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post yfw you will never be andrew hussie
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>>83006630
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>>83006686
how am i supposed to react to these? am i supposed to laugh?
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>>83006726
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>>83006752
You're supposed to unlaugh.
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>>83006752
i think you're supposed to be furious at the things at the bottom right
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>>83006752
The exact way you react to the S_O comics
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>>83006360
Fuck that, my dream girl is just someone who isn't crazy and won't try to fucking stab me when we have an argument
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>>83006863
My dream girl is someone who is crazy and will end my miserable fucking existence for me since I can't work up the nerve
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>>83006761
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>>83006863
>not getting good and learning to dodge
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>>83006902
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>>83006762
like a sort of seizuresque inward breathing fit?
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>>83006752
You're supposed to weep at the consistently masterful application of no actual jokes ever. Every time, a situation with joke potential is created, and then the joke's deliveryman dumps your awaited package in a trashbin while you watch from the window. It looks exactly like an accident, without a trace of irony or insincerity, but he does it every day for 40 years.
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>>83006651
>I can't believe this "Home Struck" ripped Megalovania off of Toby!
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>>83006918
Yes. Nothing else can make you feel the negative laughter emotion.
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When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a.....
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>>83006988
im pretty sure i was describing a panic attack
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>>83006930
reading this description made me laugh out loud at the image. i want to enjoy the comic now but then i go back and look at it and its like staring into a black hole. i dont know if i have the emotional fortitude to be able to handle it.
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who is this "Honest Uck" and why does he have horns and gray skin
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>toxic masculinity
were andrew's testicles removed sometime within the last few years?
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>>83006930
Don't forget that the original deliveryman died 15 years ago, and that his nephew picked it up after him and continued on without anyone noticing any difference.
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>>83007338
i'm a close friend of hussie... let's just say those tampons weren't for ipgd....
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>>83007338
Toxic masculinity is a thing though. Like getting into a pointless fight just because it's macho.
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Shit I totally missed the alive parralel
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>>83007453
Oh hey
Jade initially went through the one from her house right? So this'll be the one the battleship comes out of?
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>>83007435
That's just called "being an asshole".
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>>83007453
sup LB
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>>83007453
Oh praise Jesus, save us with your ruse cruise of comic discussion Liveblogger, things have been garbage all day.
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>>83002967
Gamzee
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>>83007435
What about toxic femininity?
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>>83007453
Jesus is Sawtooth like 15 feet tall
>>83007568
yeah the window he's holding thats what I mean by the thing the battleship will come out of
>>83007540
Don't take that tone with me young man
>>83007558
>ruse cruise
Just 1 day I'd like to talk about the comic without this
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>>83002967
The character who grew the most.
And then turned into a weenie, and then didn't grow at all???
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>>83007631
what like putting on so much lipstick you die of the fumes
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>>83007631
Toxicity is poison + predjuice

Women can only be venomous, check your antidote privledge
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>>83007643
>Just 1 day I'd like to talk about the comic without this
No.

Not that I care, your presence seems to be the only thing keeping things vaugley not shit around here.
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>>83007643
liveblogger your posts highhandedly revive these threads
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>>83007643
i thought you were busy until sunday

not that i'm complaining about you posting here

and i'll take whatever tone i like. i'm probably older than you, anyways
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>>83007643
dirk's incredibly round face always looks fucking weird to me despite it being the same face everyone in the comic has. its probably all the sharp edges in his hair/glasses
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>>83007643
Dammit jake
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Alright. I got fed up with all the bullshit and just skipped ahead to Collide. Is that really all there is? It kind of sucked.
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hussie created aradia!
so he is alright
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sometimes i forget how good act 6 act 3 is
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>>83007836
I Love that this is Roxy's phone bg
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>>83007919
I wish someone hastily edited this picture to change Jake into John
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>>83007919
There are like 4 vaugely penis structures in this
Fucking astounding
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>>83008009
What about the baby
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>>83008048
Damn this is super cute
>caliope
What a cute name
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>>83008009
As hastily as I possibly could. You're welcome :)
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>>83008048
You figured it out, Caliborn has four penises
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Latest version of the spreadsheet Heroic Title test is live. Questions have been reworded, a hard gender lock has been included and perhaps more.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/df0uhyl1ao52cv9/Heroic_Title_Test_0.4.xlsx
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>>83006569
I'm curious.
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>>83008160
You should really use a tripcode, a lot of people are pretending to be you
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>>83008160
Huh
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>>83001749
This in a nutshell. I've only given to one Kickstarter, and am recently considering giving to another. The first one has suffered delays but has not stopped giving status reports, no crazy last-minute shuffles, still clear and promising results. The devs had released several excellent games already and are making a sequel, whereas Hussie has never made a game before and his outsourcing strategy went up in flames.
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>>83008209
Who cares
It's painfully clear who the real Liveblogger is if you're not fucking stupid
Stop forcing the tripcode meme
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>>83008009
Why not.
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>>83003530
Karkat is out of place in the circle
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>>83008299
perfect
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>>83008261
This reveal turned her from being the worst character in Homestuck, to being the worst character in Homestuck by a smaller margin.
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>>83007880
imposter
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>>83008261
>someone finally gets the weapon swapping gimmick
>its not a main kid
Dangit
Also my timeline is kind of fucked be right back
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>>83008468
kanaya already had that gimmick
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>>83008575
Kanaya's not one of the main kids, she's one of the main trolls.
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>>83008194
>Page of Breath
>I'm also a Taurus.

Dammit. This thing is rigged.
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I love the homestuck fandom 10/10
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>>83008897
jesus, homestuck ERPers don't fuck around, do they
or rather they get right to the fucking around
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>>83008897
This one was always my favourite.
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>>83008710
I've had some moderately astounding results with the previous iterations of the test, but this may take the cake.

>>83008468
Hey Livebloggy, it'd be interesting to see the results you get on the title test in light of your commentary. Wanna give it a whirl? >>83008194
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>>83008897
why do people have such shitty kinks. thank fuck people keep theirs to themselves in normal society
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>>83004816
Like Hussie could know that would happen.
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>>83008897
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>>83009006
Actually, it's strange. If I lock it to Male class, it turns into Thief of Breath. Which seems kind of off because both canon Pages were male, and both canon Thieves were female.

You sure this thing is tuned correctly?
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>>83008194
>Mage of Void
i have no idea what this is supposed to mean or how it works
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>>83008194
Hmm, Thief of Blood. I would say neither part really adds up individually, but it's not a classpect I've seen expanded upon so fuck knows what it'd actually consist of.
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>>83008194
Mage of Time/Void
I know what Time and Void are but no idea what a fucking mage does.
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Hussie's "friends" have horrible taste and it pisses me off they had so much influence on a story I used to love.
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>>83009343
is it easier to believe this than accept that the same andrew was responsible for act 4 and a6a6i5
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>>83008194
What does "Proof is found where there's no-one to trust" mean?
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>>83009280
I always liked the interpretation that a Mage player has a talent/understanding of their aspect in some form which they use to provide favourable benefits for their allies, to their own detriment. It's one of the few links between Meulin and Sollux relative to their aspects.
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>>83009343

they were never in hussie's league aside from a few of the art and music guys

its not good to spend time in a congratulatory pool of mediocrity
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>>83008995
>shipped a nepeta sex slave
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>>83008194
>seer of void
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>>83009493
I'm guessing you can see the absence of things, so if you can't see something you know it exists?
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>>83008468
Man being Davesprite is fucking suffering
Imagine being the only guy to make it out alive from your timeline surrounded by people who are copies of the people you knew in everywhere but they aren't actually 'them'
God thats fucked up.
>>83008194
Knight of Hope
Neat
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>>83009533
seer of void, like all seers, can tell the future
seer of void would probably just be someone who sees things that don't exist == things that haven't happened
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>>83009533
basically I'd have to be blind for it to work, or something. Cool stuff, yo.
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>>83009536
>Imagine being the only guy to make it out alive from your timeline surrounded by people who are copies of the people you knew in everywhere but they aren't actually 'them'
Just wait until later!

>Knight of Hope
That fits perfectly with what you've been doing, weaponizing hope to keep these threads alive.
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>>83008194
Huh, in other tests I've done, I've gotten Sylph of Blood and Sylph of Space. This gave me Sylph of Void. At least I know I'm a Sylph?

I get to heal... nothing...
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>>83009536
Oh shit
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>>83009536
>Imagine being the only guy to make it out alive from your timeline surrounded by people who are copies of the people you knew in everywhere but they aren't actually 'them'

Haa haa, hee hee, hoo hoo boy, this is really starting to burt me.

>>83008194
>always got mage of doom
>now mage of space

alright. at least the one constant is the thing we know nothing about
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>>83009187
You were a Maid, Sylph or Witch beforehand. Those are female exclusive class, so when you changed it to Male it shunted you to the next best fit. That happened to be Thief, which is available to both genders.

>>83009204
Hah, fitting!

>>83009222
Well, walk me through your thoughts.

>>83009280
There's two things we know about Mages. One is that via a Hussie-approved official, Mages "foster" in some sense. The other is that, once all the other things we know about the classes fall into place, Mages are the best fit for the active counterpart of Seers (assuming that Hussie has revealed classes in pairs exclusively, and that he isn't hiding counterparts). Make of that what you will.

Also, would you describe yourself as an orderly individual?

>>83009413
It was difficult to word that question, and I'm ready to alter it if it confuses more people. The question is meant to measure how much you agree with the idea that, you can better (or only) see someone's true nature in a trust-neutral situation - ie when there's no bias of peer groups and the like. Wording is very important in this test, a part of that including phrase length - I don't want bloated and wordy statements. So that was the best I settled for.
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>>83009600
So perhaps they can see options not immediately obvious to other seers? Looking into the unknown so to speak, that'd be cool as like a wild card Seer. I could imagine some amazing fraymotifs where they abuse a bunch of stuff that shouldn't exist.

>>83009536
I like that timeline diagram, nice and simple, good stuff.
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>>83009668
Okay so the meteor lands on post-scratch earth?
This'll be fun to see
And before people hop on my nuts thats the same statue the empress used to murder the shit out of post-scratch dave and rose
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>>83009536
what the fuck is going on in that picture
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>>83009536
>Imagine being the only guy to make it out alive from your timeline surrounded by people who are copies of the people you knew in everywhere but they aren't actually 'them'
I recommend copying this onto your desktop and rereading it once you finish the comic
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>>83005871
This is so accurate it hurts.
Early Homestuck seemed to know where it was going with the meta. Things like WV giving commands; it was incredible.
Act 5 did things like both make fun of and unironically focus on shipping, but it was still acceptable.
Then Calliope and Caliborn happened. And look where we are now: A character got the ability to retcon the story. The word has been used at least once in-comic.
Siiigh.

>>83007435
Honestly, I wouldn't have minded an unironic discussion of toxic masculinity in Homestuck if it was well done. It's a social issue like any other.
But the way Dave talked about it felt completely shoehorned in. Less like it was something Hussie thought would improve his story and create meaningful discussion, and more like a thing he did out of a bizarre sense of duty, or so he could point and say "look! I'm aware this is a real thing!" for the approval of a handful of people.
Or maybe it's just me.

>>83009536
Seconding >>83009846
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>>83009795
There are millions of sbahjified liberties
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>>83009795
>Okay so the meteor lands on post-scratch earth?
Not so much lands as it is placed there. Remember that right now the meteor is heading to the post-scratch kids' session, which is separate from their universe were Earth is.
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>>83009795
IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG
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>>83009536
its better to make a timeline of what happens in certain universes and seperate timelines for stuff that happens in sburb sessions, this shit makes no sense
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>>83009744
>You were a Maid, Sylph or Witch beforehand

I was a Page. When I turn on Male, I become a Thief, when I turn on Female, I become a Witch.
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>>83009878
it kind of feels like Hussie started thinking "shit, Homestuck is going to be part of my legacy, but the characters say 'retard' a lot... I better put some good morals in for the kids"
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>>83009533
I sponsor this interpretation of the power. Ultimately I proffer the (general only) advice I put into this rp guide. (ironically the literal classpect section doesn't completely conform with the reasoning I used in the test, but still mostly).

>>83009536
Very interesting, thanks for taking it! Liveblogger: valiant defender of angels. Also did you make that image?

>>83009651
>>83009702
Does that include previous editions of this spreadsheet test? Fascinating that one side of your Classpect would be so firm regardless.
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>>83009744
>>83009204
i tried it again and got thief of void

that's cool i guess
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>>83009985
why the fuck is this image 4188 pixels wide
it's wider than both of my monitors side by side
who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to force people to horizontally scroll to read shit
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>>83009924
Now that's me being an idiot, I somehow turned the "Male" you said into Female. That said, what you're describing does appear to be a glitch. I'll have to go back over that. For now, you're a Page Harry.
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>>83009744
>Well, walk me through your thoughts.
Well that's the problem, I'm not sure how to interpret a Thief of Blood. What connection is there with actively stealing bonds and vitality? Outside of like, stamina drain I guess from a theoretical mechanical standpoint. I'm not really sneaky, in fact i'm rather bold when pushed into activeness but passive as a default, which doesn't seem to fit with something like a Thief. But perhaps I'm just not interpreting it fully, the only Thief I can think of is Vriska and she's so inconsistent it's hard to judge the finer points of the class.

As for the test itself, one observation that may be relevant to me at least is a lot of the questions focusing on team based interaction talk about ability to interact with a team, but not the actual intent or motivations linked to that. By this I mean, I'm good at leading groups and can work with others, but I don't put much value at all in doing so. There's a couple of questions on coping as an individual but perhaps a few more focused on intent in a group scenario could help even things out?
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>>83009795
Thats like the 3rd time Jane, step it the fuck up
>>83009802
Its a timeline, follow the flow fucknuts
>>83009846
Terrible, Davesprite has a hard enough life already, I can't image the poor guy having to deal with that shit again.
>>83009985
Yep, thanks illict photoshop!
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>>83009846
Oh fuck me I just realized why this is so damning, I swear I've tried to block the retcon out of my mind since it happened, given the implications suggested there.
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>>83010041
You're the first person to say that about the image other than myself. I first uploaded it and then immediately thought "damn, this is going to be horrible to read", but I checked and for several threads here and on /tg/ it was fine.

I think I made a more vertical edit at one point, although it meant there was less room for the Felt. I'd rather go back and make another, and replace the lengthy classpect bit with something more empirically grounded.

>>83010004
You're certainly Voidy alright.
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>>83009912
YOU'VE FINALLY MADE A MONKEY
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>HSG so bored that they're watching someone pretend to read the comic for the first time
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>>83009927
i think its most likely that as his fanbase got bigger and bigger it was increasingly clear that huge numbers of real 13 year olds were actually trying to live and act like his 2.5 dimensional semi-psychopathic parodies, and andrew freaked out by the idea that that was His Fault.

homestuck was made for people who knew it was all a joke and somehow ended up loved by legions of kids who took it seriously. so he cut the irony to try and fix the damage he had done. but it didnt fit, and he wasn't good at unironic stuff or morals. and so we got a condtradictory mess
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>>83010212
it actually helps us stay on topic
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>>83009985
first time on the spreadsheet, a bunch of other tests years ago gave me MOD so i stuck with it. i'm super comfy in mage though, i fucking love rules and structure. maybe you should know that i answered the spreadsheet using exclusively 0, 3, 5, 8 or 10 for strongly (dis)agree, somewhat (dis)agree and neutral
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>>83010113
>I can't image the poor guy having to deal with that shit again.
Something a lot worse happens, I'm sorry in advance for a number of reasons.
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>>83010212
Homestuck is dead. This is all we can do.
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>>83010212
hol up
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>>83010272
Make new content you lazy cunt.
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>>83010212
>>83010237
When this Liveblogger is finished another will rise. In this way, Homestuck will never truly die.
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>>83010308
I'm not Hussie.
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>>83009846
>>83009846
It's so empty though since no one even cares. They just welcome the new people and don't even bother resurrecting the Roxy that died in front of them.
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>>83008194
>Rogue/Sylph/Witch of Space/Time/Void
Uhhh, okay
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>>83010074
You're leaping straight to "what is my mechanical power", when it's made clear that Heroic Titles define the role you'll play in the story moreso than any particular power. The power structures we've seen are good guidelines, but the narrative roles are crisp and clear.

Give us any or all moments you remember of Vriska and Meenah being sneaky. Now give us any or all moments of them being bold. Yeah. You can't go into this with a bunch of definitions for class and aspects from outside the comic. Thieves are dominant and acquisitive, not just literally or even necessarily criminals and pilferers. A businessman who loves businessing fits the Thief bill.

That said, if you feel you are passive then this could be an issue. You've have to explain more what you mean on the group/team questions stuff.
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>>83010226
Oh man, I hope that's not the case. It's much easier to imagine the guy just screwed up immensely due to burnout and critical life events at the worst time. The idea that he was genuinely trying to right some wrongs due to misinterpretation from newer fans is heartbreaking.
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>>83010379
You are Roxy, Jade, Kanaya and Damara all at once. In essence, the perfect waifu.
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>>83001561
I donated to a band on kickstarter and got a copy of the band's new album when it came out, along with a copy of the two band member's previous solo albums.

There are some decent perks to contributing to some kickstarters. Most of them are b.s. though.
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>>83010113
NO DAMMIT
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>>83010378
they dont bother because vriska time scouts the existence of the GO! J & R
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>>83008194
Eh, I'll stick with the one that gave me me Prince of Doom, the most OP combo possible.
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>>83010422
Vriska did a bunch of awful shit without anyone ever noticing. Like creating Bec Noir.
Man, I'm still disappointed that Tavros never let it slip nonchalantly and cause everyone to give Vriska weird looks. Would have been hilarious.
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>>83010479
Can't escape the Red Miles.
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>>83010456
I got it good.
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>>83010479
Carry on my wayward son
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>>83010238
That use of very strict numbering and coding does feel very Doomy. Maybe if you took the test again you might just get that? The counter-intuitive advice I'd give is to use the omitted numbers and see if that leads you to rectitude. Or just see what happens altogether.

>>83010113
It's certainly better than illicit GIMP! Namewise as well as in function.

>>83010379
Jesus Christ. That is one unlikely result. Yowza. I'm going to put you as a Rogue of Void for now, but talk to me a little about your interests.
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>>83010492
Its still the dead body of their friend, why would they not resurrect her when it's as easy as Jane waving her hand.
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I don't think you GET crowdfunding.

There is no risk. I won't go bankrupt if I chuck 10 dollars at a neat concept. I'll just be a little bummed that it happens to fail, and move on with my life.

It's basically like buying a lottery ticket. Except your chances of "winning" increases as more people play.
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>>83010616
tell that to the two people who spent 10,000 on it
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>>83010479
Straight through the womb.
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>>83010479
>dem legs
Damn Roxy is hot

Man I've had some parties that've ended up like this, god speed Dick Strider
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>>83010422
>A businessman who loves businessing fits the Thief bill.
Yes I suppose the typical intepretation of a Thief is something sneaky, so I let that cloud my interpretation of the Class. Truth be told I forgot who the other Thief was, but now thinking on it there's still the issue with being the active boss/center of attention that wouldn't fit in with me as a person. I'd much prefer the number 2 or 3 role in a group format, where you have influence on decision but a gap in which you can disassociate yourself with the act itself.

I think I'll try it again but with this anons suggested framework for decisions >>83010238 I think I spread my responses out poorly. I'll see if anything stands out/changes this time around though my intent is to answer with the same justifications as before, just crisper.
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>>83010479
YOu CAN'T. ESCAPE. THE MILES.
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>>83010641
I'm not crying you're cyring
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>>83010641
>Dave's deadpan expression

He's the first one to hear his ancestor talk, right? Barring Jane writing to Jake
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>>83008194
always and forever
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>>83010719
he doesn't realize that's his bro yet.
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>>83010637
they got their reward, they got in the comic for 1 panel. if they wanted true relevance they should have sprung for the 100k tier.

fuck, they even have character models in hiveswap, that's far above and beyond the original tier.
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>>83010186
so, i guess like roxy, i can create things, but i use them for myself instead of giving to others. and i was thinking of the handlekind abstratus: if specibus change based on the changes made to the weapon currently being used, could the handlekind abstratus be the most powerful thief specibus if a thief of void can create any weapon to use, as long as i can attach the handle to it? UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS
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>>83010776
wasn't 100k they survive for more than one panel
so two panels
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>>83010499
If you understand how titles work, you understand that no classpect is worth more or less than any other. In any case, I'd be happy if you took the test.

>>83010532
Indeed, that is a prime example of Vriska being sneaky. It is also an example of Vriska being bold. Now tally up all the other examples of Vriska being bold.

>let it slip
What?

>>83010666
I think I'm starting to get a feel for where you might fit on the scale. Tell me, if you were given the opportunity to improve a game you like, either by increasing the amount and variety of content or tightening up the balance of what exists, what would you pick?
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>>83010751
>>83010499
where can i make these
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>>83010451
i think one example is how tumblrs sidebars soured him extremely hard on the idea of the kids having lists of interests and following them to the letter. that was what led him to start subverting the interests in act 6 act 5 - look! jake never really liked adventure at all, and trying to define himself and force himself into a box to be 'interesting' was actually really unhealthy and got in the way of his development! - but the original readership always knew that shit was a joke, it wasn't a lesson we needed to be taught by someone who'd acted like they respected our intelligence up until that point
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>>83009204
You are capable of obtaining knowledge of nothing, some sort of nothingness that is only relevant to yourself, possibly something you don't know about yourself? Only you could know, unfortunately that means none of us could ever know about it either.

Yay, not-Roxy Void players!
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>>83010751
now if only hope players weren't always idiots
hussie's got a really positive outlook on life, doesn't he?
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>>83010716
Dirk is so good at this point in the comic, he and Roxy are precious.
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>>83007631
> What is 'Feminism', Alex?
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>>83010808
That's very literal. Class and Aspect combinations can sometimes yielf similar powers, but usually from the combination of clashing pairs (Sylph of Life and Prince of Doom for instance) rather than a small change. A Thief of Void takes the essence of the undefined, the unclear or the null and uses it for their gain. So imagine stealing darkness to use as a disguise, letting you act with impunity. Similarly, imagine stealing a shroud or covering from others to expose their activity.

>>83010873
You can fill them in with templates, I've got the lot of them. This image plus the pallettes.
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>>83010868
Re: Vriska's bravado, yeah, I'm not disagreeing, just pointing that out.
>What?
Tavros is the only one who knew Vriska created Bec Noir, AFAIK. He could have mentioned it offhandedly in a conversation and accidentally unleashed hell.
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>>83010873
I made this like 3 years ago
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>>83011043
Why you use both firefox and crhome?
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>>83007435
That's putting the cart before the horse. Stupidity is responsible for the poor decision to prove one's manhood with a pointless and dangerous fight. Masculinity is merely the bauble being fought over.

>>83011039
Similarly, it's irrationality that leads to feminism. Feminism is just a convenient rallying label. The actual stated beliefs and principles of feminists are about as relevant to their actual habits and actions as the contents of the Bible to almost all Christians. Which is to say, relevant but at no point does the Bible mandate eating tea and cake with the vicar.
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>>83011116
i still find the idea that the codpiece is a sburb-approved part of the bard costume totally ridiculous and hilarious
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>>83010716
If you see a Spider
You better fight Her
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>>83010868
Tightening up the balance for sure, I'm a stickler for there not being outliers in competitve games, the ideal being a large pool of strong choices.

I did try the test again with the 0, 3, 5, 8, 10 system and the result was the same. However, it felt much easier to answer questions using this format and I would recommend it as I did alter the degree of some questions to a more definitive answer that fit more upon review. If it's of any help, I'm much bolder in a game scenario than a real one, but I can appreciate the benefits of passive support in both settings.
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>>83008194
>Thief of Void
Huh, never gotten that before. I guess I'd either do nothing or ruin the session.
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wait, when did the meenah walkarounds happen? Has LB powered through them already?
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>>83011070
I know, but you didn't also point out the bold examples as underlined.

I see, yes. Tavros was too busy trying to copy Vriska by killing Grandpa to try and shame her about it - not that it would've worked, Vriska is shameless and everyone knew Vriska was a dangerous headcase. Then once his own plan blew up he was too riled-up about getting personal revenge on Vriska to think tactically.

>>83011133
Sometime about my Firefox is borked, and I can't log in to Youtube on it. Plus using google docs is quicker on Chrome. So I have it open for spreadsheets and checking subscriptions.
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>>83011294
They come right after the series of flashes that LB is about to hit.
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>>83011294
after this act
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>>83011184
gamzee's bard costume is technically not official
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>>83011294
We've got a slew of Enters before that happens. The last batch of really great updates, maybe.
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>>83011325
my fav flash desu
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>>83011333
cronus has the same outfit in hope colours in the ministrife, and rubs his cod-dick all over our prince
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>>83011221
Words to live by liveblogger - remember them well
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>>83011333
We've seen god tier cronus

I find the page outfit worse. Bards are at least silly
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>>83010880
>but the original readership always knew that shit was a joke
What do you mean by that exactly? I do agree with the earlier sentiment though, subverted expectations increasing later into the comic at the expense of some characters development itself.This seemed to be the case with Vriska and Karkat in particular.
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>>83010808
You'll never be as cool as Roxy
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>>83011184
I love that Hussie put in a Bard Quest reference despite the fact probably most of the fanbase wouldn't get it.
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>>83011232
With all that in mind, I diagnose thee as a Prince. Funnily enough, Prince of Blood is what I got in previous versions of this test - I've actually yet to test myself with the current version. We're Title Buddies! :D (this is an excellent illustration of how shared or near-shared classpects can still be differing individuals by the by.)

The test will technically work if you input percentages, I should note. If you really wish, you could use 2.5 and 7.5 to get even more exact results. I value granularity of results and so will leave it as 1-10, knowing that 1-5ers can still fill the test in as it suits them.

>>83011284
There's another Thief of Void in this thread, have a read over that conversation.
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>>83011459
>BRO'S katana
>Roxy uses it
>Not Dirk
>Not Dave
Bit salty tbqh
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>>83011459
Roxy is literally a backstabbing bitch
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>>83011493
Bro's Katana can only be used by badasses

Dirk is a baby and Dave is a literal whiny faggot by the time of Collide
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>>83011380
well, it's similar

the codpiece might not be quite as ridiculous as gamzee's, and he definitely does not have the stupid hat

>>83011043
maybe... instead of stealing items from nothing, i could steal abilities/skills? man, i was not prepared for this outside the box thinking
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>>83011476
Not percentages, decimals. Doh. I'm sure you knew what I meant.
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>>83011571
>Dirk is a baby
Unite/Synchronize was the coolest shit anyone ever did in the comic this side of sitting confidently under a black hole.
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>>83011428
we are old enough and aware enough to know that real people don't need a list of dumb interests like on the kids and trolls introduction page. its just a joke. but andrew apparently felt he had to teach the kids that lesson in the clearest terms.
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>>83011493
Dirk and Dave don't have the Moxie
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>>83011294
In order, Liveblogger is about to read:

Unite Synchronize, Caliborn:Enter, Openbound 1, John watching Con Air, Openbound 2, John fighting Jack and meeting Vriska, Openbound 3, Rose getting drunk and kissing Kanaya, Ministrife, Void, and then finally the start of Caliborn's game

Buckle up everybody. It only gets worse from here.
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>>83011668
intermission 3 is a fucking ride isnt it
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>>83009985
No, this is my first time with the spreadsheet. Other times were from some complicated Myer-Briggs-like personality test and an online classpect quiz.

This one was pretty cool, though, and I think I'll stick with the Void aspect. Could probably be like a field medic, healing people while moving around undetected/unnoticed.
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>>83011574
Now why would you be able to steal abilities? The closest match to that power I could see is a Thief of Heart.

Void is largely disconnected from ability as a concept, but if anything leans towards the disabled - the nebulous, messed-up, neutralised.
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>>83011476
>We're Title Buddies!
Whoda thunk it eh.

But I do have a couple of queries still such as, what makes the distinction between Prince and Thief in this instance in your mind? And how does it related to Blood?

I still think I'm too passive for such supposedly active classes, but again I'm not particularly well versed in how the Class system was frame in the actual comic, I was more focused on the Aspects.
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>>83011668
>>83011713

Who wants to open betting on when she cracks and bails for the night.

Early favorites: Either after Openbound 2, when she realizes a third one is coming up, or after Vriskadventures, due to rage
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>>83011221
Okay I thought synchronize was just going to be a little miniflash at first.
God damn that was honestly pretty cool, a bummer we didn't get to see Roxy's DSL in action.
Also damn, I was honestly really sketchy there for a minute and actually started to buy into the homestuck sucks meme. Glad to see it was all bullshit.
So long as the vriska shit just stays a shitty irrelevant ghost/sideplot I think it'll be all gucci
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>>83011718
Myers-Brigg is a self-confounded mess, so you can comfortably disregard any result from it or its derivatives, ever. The online classpect quiz was probably along the lines of a pop "who are you out of the Avengers" deal, which weirdly enough is still better than Myers Briggs. But the methodology in this spreadsheet is a straight upgrade from that.

As a Sylph of Void, you are gifted in making very slight and precise tweaks and adjustments to, and with, the indefined. General healing under the cover of shadows is within your purview, but so is using the murky TO heal. Or providing a concentrated shot of Void to render a teammate crucially intangible for several precise moments.
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>>83011726
i suppose you're right about the heart thing

i'm still trying to wrap my head around how stealing nothingness to benefit myself works besides being an upgraded version of roxy's incorporeal powers
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>>83011877
;-;7
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>>83011636
Ah okay, thanks for clearing that up. I always found the way the introductions were handled so formulaically was rather odd, doubly so after the kids and monumentally so for the should-have-been secondary trolls and later characters.
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>>83011877
>vriska shit just stays a shitty irrelevant ghost/sideplot
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>>83011877
>So long as the vriska shit just stays a shitty irrelevant ghost/sideplot I think it'll be all gucci
Now you're just trying to hurt us unnecessarily. What turned you into a bully, Liveblogger?
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>>83011877
You have now earned the honour of watching it again. Make sure the right video is 2 seconds behind

www.youtubemultiplier.com/51740c3232295-s-synchronize-carry-on-my-wayward-son.php
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>>83011877
>So long as the vriska shit just stays a shitty irrelevant ghost/sideplot I think it'll be all gucci
Just quit right now, family.
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>>83011854
i think she's gonna panic during openbound and think the dancestors are going to be REAL MAIN CHARACTERS like the original trolls were and give up forever

can we pretend theyre the new main characters for fun purposes
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>>83011877
This is the last good part. As soon as the intermission starts it's all over.
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>>83011726

this guy here >>83011889

i'm like 1 number off in one of the values from being a thief of mind instead

i can easily see how that would work: stealing memories an experiences (perhaps thought reading?)

but i don't know how much i should try to fudge the results. so far it's been = Thief/Mage of Mind/Void
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>>83011879
>to render a teammate crucially intangible for several precise moments.
That'd be fucking cool combined with a heavy hitter.
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>>83011987
He's still got Caliborn's entry left
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>>83011877
>So long as the vriska shit just stays a shitty irrelevant ghost/sideplot I think it'll be all gucci
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>>83012043
thats right before the intermission
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>>83011979
Yeah, lets pretend the dancestors are absolutely crucial to the plot
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>>83011775
Princes desire to rule, but are more attached to, and earnest about, their systems. A Prince finds it important for rules to be well-designed, and breaches of conduct to be addressed with pertinence. To destroy directly is to impart order, to bring the out-of-bounds in line. A Thief will either take a system for granted, or more likely will alter or mess with it. Thieves use systems without being sentimental about it, which is part of their masterful nature but also their paradoxically-primitive motivations and at times downfall.

I think I'll leave Blood unexplored for now, and let you work your way around it with what you now know of Princes and Thieves. You can deduce much of this from examples in te comic.

In the end, no system is perfect, and that includes this test. Still, it is possible you are less passive than you think. Passivity doesn't mean doing little, or waiting to react to stimulus, or the canon usage of the term as helpful or indirect. There are deeper meanings afoot.
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>>83011961
>the kick right as dirk wakes up
Nice
>>83011905
>>83011942
>>83011958
>>83011976
>>83011976
>>83011987
Nice try fuckboys, I ain't falling for that again
I doubted once and get my asshole blown out
Never again
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>>83012146
ive always believed in you live-chan but my cruiseometer is off the fucking charts right now
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>>83012146
Anon that never posts here, towards the end Vriska pretty much becomes the main character that does everything interesting.
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>>83012119
MAKE WAY FOR NUMBER ONE!
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>>83012146
this is really making me sad
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>>83011889
Well, what issues are you having with the literal examples I presented?

>>83012028
Ah, someone has analysed the workings of the test at last! I expected someone to do this sooner. Try and keep it on the downlow, I'd rather not engage in open discussion without everyone on board and having done the test without that knowledge.

Thief of Mind could pertain to ability theft in a sense - stealing choices or decisions/decisive power, considered options and such. I'd give the plurality of my prediction towards you being a Thief of Mind for now, Mage of Void the least weight.

>>83012039
Now you're thinking with Sburb!
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>>83012146
stop and save yourself
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>>83012237
>tfw catgirl 2: the search for more kawaii is ruined by cloun dick
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>>83011961
You're a shitter anon, why would you play ANYTHING over the flashes with the comic's best music?
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>>83011877
>>83012146
Holy Shit
I quite literally Laughed out Loud
Well done
>>83012229
>getting excited about dumb/cool shit involving the kids actually progressing the plot is a ruse
Can ya'll just filter me and fuck off I wanna talk about this fucking comic
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>>83012146
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>>83012146
Don't listen to them, the same people who are trying to convince you Vriska becomes important are the ones bummed out she wasn't relevant to the plot after act 5. They're just trying to fuck with you for their own amusement.
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>>83011668
Okay, just to assist further with the "when is Liveblogger going to give up" betting pool, after that we've got:

Jane+Jake relationship drama, Roxy getting jailed, Arquius getting made, the Trickster Arc, more Alpha relationship drama in the crypts, Union Jack and the Alphas going god-tier, Jane and Jade going evil, and then the incredibly drawn out Pirate Vriska Arc

PLACE YOUR BETS EVERYBODY
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>>83011877
>Glad to see it was all bullshit.
>Glad to see it was all bullshit.
>Glad to see it was all bullshit.
>Glad to see it was all bullshit.
>Glad to see it was all bullshit.
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>>83012122
Hmm, I'm still not certainly but I'll keep what you've said in mind. I suppose I'll have to re-read some good old Eri stuff to get a feel for Princes in the context of the comic itself. Keep at it with the title test, it's nice to think there's one good test out there.
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>>83012363
prepare yourself for the last really good flash of the comic. it comes after unite.
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>>83012347
try watching it first
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>>83012458
I did, it was worse at every moment.
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>>83012415
probably after she finds out the reunion was skipped
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>>83012363
Have fun because you're about to witness the slow descent of Homestuck after they all Enter.
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>>83012415
If Liveblogger makes it past Meenahquest/Openbound I will be legitimately surprised
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>>83012452
incorrect
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>>83012277
just so you know, the guy wondering how to make thief of void work, and the guy who changed one of his answers by 1 point flip-flopped it between void and mind are the same guy

i guess being able to become absolutely invisible/intangible could be pretty handy, as well as being able to steal nothingness/darkness/mystery? from something else to take
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this is actually the part where Homestuck gets better (she's close to the 75% mark)

it doesn't get much worse until the 90% mark
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>>83011668
>>83011854
>>83012415

Early bet on she quits after Void. She gets pissed every time a new story starts and drops the kids, so "You are now Caliborn", especially after going through Meenahquest, will piss her off enough to bail for the night.
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>>83012487
she said she was going until she found out what was with the arms at least

>>83012452
thats not interfishin
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>>83012415
theyve got too far now, they cant give up any more than we can leave these threads. weve caught another one, dragged then down to the bottom with us. good work
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>>83012342
A couple hours of hard work with some chemicals and a squeegee and she'll be good to go.
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>>83011879
>>83012039
Nice, all I need to do now is learn how to not be a shitty support
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>>83012415
I'd say Arquius being made will raise the first warning flag. But she'll get through the Alpha drama and the events leading up to Vriska's pirate journey. The journey being the second major flag that something is wrong with the recon power being the star that breaks the camels back.
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>>83012562
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>>83012562
nahh theres a huge crash for andrews author spiels and then dddrama in act 5. it does get better after that though
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>>83012610
>the star that breaks the camels back.
nice
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>>83012589
Channel your inner Bard, be the.. whatever the fuck that thing is.
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>>83012669
that stuff is decently entertaining if you're a fan of our Lord
it all comes down to how she feels about him, really
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>>83012610
arquius's creation is ine of the best moments of the entirety of homestuck. a diamond in an act act that can only be described as the rough
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>>83012444
Bear in mind that Eridan is both a) a dick and b) overall incompetent, and that you'd get a more balanced picture with a larger sample size - use Dirk and Kurloz.

The kind words are appreciated. When it's not 2:48 in the morning I might see what caused that anon's weirdness with the gender switcher.

>>83012531
I knew that full well. Two different responses for two different posts makes it easier to read.

Having a personal supply of obfuscating glitch-shadow is very handy indeed. Not all classpects are immediately intuitive, and sometimes roles will challenge a player as much as facillitate them. Turn it over in your head, where the dark spaces squirm like birthing horrorterrors.
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>>83012562
>>83012616
wait what the fuck am I talking about, this isn't the 75% mark
I totally forgot about the trickster arc and shit
yeah there's some shitty times ahead
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>>83012589
Think Kanaya, not Aranea. The former can do good on her own, the latter not so much.
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>>83012476
>>83012452
Nope not falling for it
I came around on act 5 I came around on act 6
I believe in the man that made Problem Sleuth and you won't break me again fuckboys
>>83012363
Oh my god LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE LITTLE SHITS
Oh god I love roxy and dirk so much
And Janes such a qt
I need one of those 'do it for her' caps for how amazing roxy is here
God they look like their having so much fun, it honestly makes me really happy to see.
Fuck I cannot wait for everyone to meetup and goof around
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>>83012610
What was so bad about ARquius? IMO, he's the best sprite after Davesprite.
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>>83012610
what are you talking about arquius was great and a requirement for being already here
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>>83012679
Meant straw, fuck it I had a final today I'm fraggled.

>>83012783
I think it's the idea of reintroducing old characters and smashing them together to create a bastardized new character to eat up screen time that they'll take offence to.
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>>83012886
>Meant straw, fuck it I had a final today I'm fraggled.
I thought it was a reference to the "Mario getting the star" thing

It was a compliment
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>>83012873
>Fuck I cannot wait for everyone to meetup and goof around
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>>83012873
>I believe in the man that made Problem Sleuth
That man's been dead for years.
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>>83012827
jeez, you can be flowery with your speech
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>>83012873
>Fuck I cannot wait for everyone to meetup and goof around
dear sweet liveblogger-chan...
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>>83012873

>Fuck I cannot wait for everyone to meetup and goof around

God, Void was so disappointing for preempting actual kid fun-times.
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>>83012946
>>83012827
and by that i mean i kinda like it. it's endearing
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>>83012873
Roxy and Dirk are great, I wish they had more interaction at the end of the comic.
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>>83012827
Maybe Princes are a Britbong thing then eh.

But having briefly looked at the interpretations used below, I must admit that I'm coming around to your thinking on the Prince side of things. If I accept some of my short comings it seems to fit much better than any alternatives.
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1463877569729.png

Now I've just gotta look at the Aspects again, I find it easy to get wrapped up in potential cool powers I must admit.
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>>83012886
arquius is not bastardised, he is refined
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Say, pardon me, but can you help a fellow Alternian who"s down on his luck?
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>>83012873
Enjoy the next flash. It's all over after that.
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>>83012980
what are you referring to when you say "Void"
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>>83012877
This panel always freaked me out. When the shades shatter, it shows the green background behind Arquius. He literally broke himself.
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>>83013018

A6A4 flash, covered everything from the Alpha kids entering to Jane's birthday party as minimally as possible
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>>83012873
Roxy stays great for the rest of the comic, so I'm glad you're enjoying her. Though it's hard to imagine anyone not enjoying her, truth be told.

>>83012877
Well it's not ARquius as an individual character that's the issue, he's by far and away the best sprite. It's the concept of all these new sprite combinations coming into the story that will likely cause issues.
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>>83013018
Act 6 Act 4 is called Void on the map, it's notable for consisting of a single flash: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007338
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>>83012827
after doing some thinking about mages, i realized: compared to seers, which direct people towards the good of their aspect, mages seem to direct people away from the negative of their aspect: rose towards good fortune, terezi toward good decisions or thought signals, sollux away from doom, and meulin away from bad love decisions?
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>>83012933
Fuck. I totally meant that anon, for sure.
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>>83013018
act 6 act 4, presumably. the 5 month of funtimes we only see as a montage. fuckin good flash though
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>>83011961
How the fuck does that work so well?
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>>83012873
Hey everyone I feel bad about lying but it was a ruse the whole time
Thanks for the yous fuckass
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>>83013137
*fuckasses
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>>83013120
That's the interpretation I always liked for Mages in particular.
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I've cracked the problem with the gender switcher, it results in a hard reset of values that can lead to totally borked and arbitrary results biased towards Thief. For now, consider the button broken, I'll fix it when my eyes won't strain.

>>83012946
>>83012992
I get that a lot. Part of why I teach english.

>>83013005
Given that I'm English (I defy that British is A Thing unless you live in London), I'd definitely agree.

Good stuff on the whole! By all means peruse, although regarding aspects - the stuff I said about opposites and allignments in aspects there, you can throw it all out the window. Not even Space/Time and Heart/Mind strike me as firm opposites anymore. I use more individualistic interpretations of each aspect now, more grounded in evidence and consistency.
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>>83013164
Why's that trollboobs segment in there though?
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>>83012860
Why am I the only one who likes the trickster arc? It helps show the reader more of the alpha kids' traits, explains the existence of the Zillyhoo, reveals more about cherubs and their folklore, and has some decently funny parts. I can kinda understand if you were reading it as the updates were released though, I heard they came out over the course of 2 weeks, while it only takes a binge-reader 45 minutes to read through the entire arc.
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>>83013280
deepest lore
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What is the significance of Lord English having Calliope's wand during Caliborn: Enter? It looks like he's using it for the rainbow seizure magic but we all know that's not right.
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I can't believe Aradia was dead all along.
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>>83013284
I feel like I've seen this exact post before. With the same image and text. Am I being rused here?
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>>83013120
That's a great interpretation, and one that aligns with some of my earliest thoughts about the class - admittedly from years ago, back when BKEW struck me as new and unique and when I wasn't a clear thinker.

Mages always seem to diagnose specific cases, and propose remedies and solutions for a particular issue. Seers instead survey many things, looking for usefull innings and opportunities. Mage is a counter measure, aligning with the canon definition of active as more of an attacker class, while Seer is helpful by finding beneficial routes.
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i tried to save her
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>>83013284
This is one of my favorite panels in the whole comic. She's so distressed because of a fucking lollipop
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>>83013215
im from london and im not even sure english is a thing. sometimes i think we'd be better off sticking jets to the bottom of the city and floating off over the sea somewhere
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>>83013346
>skipping
You were in the wrong here.
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>>83013284
The fact that it was designed to be viscerally annoying was what made me dislike it
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>>83013284
i liked the trickster stuff reading archivally, but i didnt like andrews patronising explanation of it straight after
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>>83013336
Nah, I think of posted something somewhat similar with a different pic before, though.
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>>83013348
I'd put forward the notion of putting the jets on the bottom of Scotland, Wales and Ireland and launching them into the sun. Problem solved, a new golden age.
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>>83013346
I never skipped a walk around, all though I was hustling through the last one with Damara since I was trying to finish before 4/13. And by hustling, I mean not talking to every character as every character.
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Looks like im joining the Void Thieves guild

I was pretty close to breath and rogue though

>>83013164
jesus christ
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>>83013346
they arent that bad, theyre just a huge tumblr-is-shit joke and ancestor fanservice. musics fuckin bomb too
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>>83013342
>>83013215
and mages seem to be firmly entrenched in a pitfall of their aspect, while helping others to avoid it

so, as a mage of void my social ability would be to help people feeling empty and directionless, while feeling empty and directionless myself

trying to figure out what sort of super power i could derive from void as a mage, maybe zapping things into non-existence?
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>>83013284
I liked it at the time. I also liked the logs afterwards where they acknowledged they couldn't brute force their issues and had to work hard for their goals.

But then another kid got some magic piece of shit from a cherub and brute forced the entire story and whatever character development that wasn't magically fixed was just left in the gutter to rot and never addressed again, so in retrospect the Trickster arc makes me 100% salty.
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>>83013435
id keep scotland over norfolk and the midlands any day
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>>83013215
Where do you find your evidence then? The lack of a committed source for sburb mechanics from Hussie will never stop being something that hurts.
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Wait, so do people actually think Liveblogger is a new reader, or are we just pretending "she" is?

Because "she's" given away the fact that "she's" not a new reader many times.

Many many many times.

Like, jesus people. Are we that voyueristic that we gotta try and relive our time reading the comic through a "new reader"(who HAS read the comic before?)
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>>83013651
yes
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>>83013498
I like the line from the wiki "guides by setting an example using knowledge pertaining to [aspect]".

Mages seem to suffer the negative consequences of their aspect, gain intimate knowledge of the aspect through that process, and then use it to teach/guide others away into more fortunate circumstances.
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>we never got to figure out what troll tits are used for
fucking Dirk
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>>83008194
Thief of Void this time - Witch of Void without the gender switch.

Last time I did it came out as Page of Void.
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>>83013742
Maybe they developed through sexual selection and have no functionality outside of attracting potential mates.
Do you think Hussie really cares about what troll breasts are for enough to come up with something?
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>>83013742
theyre for getting troll dicks hard
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>>83008194
>Mage of Heart

What the hell does a mage of heart do?
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>>83013651
yep
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>>83013821
be an even more irrelevant version of a completely irrelevant character.
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>>83013498
Perhaps making items disappear and reappear at will? That has both passive and active uses out the wazoo if used correctly. For example, think of Dio's knives but coming out of nothingness on command from when you threw them into it earlier, as opposed to time stopping shenanigans. Then you've got the tried and true drop an anvil out of nowhere on the enemies heads trick.
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>>83013698
did meulin suffer the negative aspects of 'heart'? she's deaf but not due to any kind of soul-related thing
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>>83013742
He's gay and doesn't care about tits
If only Arquius had been describing what a bulge was
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>>83013651
yeah, of course
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>>83013651
Well. Liveblogger is entertaining us all, with what may very well be a work of fiction. It gives us something to talk about, and reminds us of our own read throughs.

You, on the other hand...are kind of useless? You're kind of pointing out the obvious, and acting like it's some amazing revelation. Kinda stupid, actually. Like you're totally missing the point.
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>>83013821
expert on delivery and shipping
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>>83013348
I'd certainly recommend making it a seperate nation, albeit still a part of the British Union. As it stands the United Kingdom is made up of seven countries:

- Scotland
- Northern Ireland
- Wales
- Southwest England/The West Country (home of the pirate accents to you Americans wondering)
- Southeast England outside the greater London area
- Northern England (aka where I am)

Heading into London on the train from anywhere else in England makes you literally feel "I'm in the Britain you see on American TV shows". London is the place people think as Britain, with no exceptions either way.

>>83013498
You've got the pitfall part right, but there's more to the interpretation. Void would be a difficulty for you, whether in terms of too much emptiness OR too little cover and bluff when you just want a moment to you and your "you" things.

Mages and Seers are all shown to exhibit powers generic to their aspect, but along with their sensory powers are better able to direct and apply them than otherwise possible. As a Mage you could figure out how to apply shadow and blur to a specific end, combat or otherwise.

>>83013442
Yeah, scroll up in the thread. The hard gender switch is broken, deactivate it and see what you get.
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>>83013742
They hold salad dressing in case a girl troll wants to eat a salad
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>>83002145
So, you're name appeared in the true ending credits? Nice.
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>>83013868
Ah fuck I forgot Leijon was a Mage of Heart.
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>>83013888
well her relationship with kurloz resulted in her serving Lord English

so yeah
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shes watching our lord enter right now BOYS!
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>>83013560
There's a lot of evidence in and outside of the comic. Most people don't know that the most active class besides the Lord is definitely female biased or exclusive for instance, or that the secon most active is male biased or exclusive. Once you account for all these statements, whittling down the remaining possibilities and assigning weights to them is... well, it's still analytical. But it's enough to assign fitting statements to each particular element and weigh them in a spreadsheet quiz.
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>>83013953
Rogue of Breath

Is there a way I can see the weighting for each class/aspect?
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>>83013651
Give us one of those many times.

>>83013755
Witch then. Interesting.

>>83013821
Be a cute kitty.
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>>83013821
You're the team shipper and coach wrapped into one and you use your greater understanding of all things to do with emotions and motivations to help your allies avoid situations that would lead to negative feelings, whilst suffering from them yourself.

You probably get cool soul lazers that somehow strips the livelihood from enemies. Heart powers are pretty weird to think about really.
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>>83012873
Damn that was cool
A couple things
>That's clearly the lollipop that roxy was eating
Roxy/Lord English confirmed?? I need to update my shipping chart
>The manion shot is fucking shick as hell god damn
This is a little confusing though, is he landing and actually ascending to god tier to get ripped or is it just a setting thing?
>Just eats his own fucking leg to escape
God damn lil nigga does not fuck around at all
>wow look at all these totally relevent characters I care about, its a good thing death wasn't already completely trivialized by their very existence
>why is the sprite acting like this? Why is it becoming a black hole?
>Oh hey its that thing caliope didn't understand

I'm a little confused on one other thing though, how did caliopes dreamself getting killed equate to caliborn 'winning?' its not a dead dreamself has actually killed the other living person before? Or did I miss something about that?
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>>83008194
Is there a version of this that doesn't require Excel?
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>>83014081
>crosbytop overlaps the cereal box
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>>83011043
Mind uploading your folder? It would be a great favor for a lot of people i'm sure
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>>83014081
Absolutely, and it's relatively trivial to find, but I'm not going to give instructions. Let interested parties think about questions like these and discover answers in their own time, and preserve the ignorance of others for the sake of the test.
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>>83014122
we don't know
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>>83013915
Well, Jesus. I try not to be a spoilsport, but roleplaying and pretending that someone is a "new reader" when they're not is really pathetic.

I mean, think about what knowing they read the comics before means

It means their reaction to things isn't genuine. It means they're not going into each part blind. It means that they're gonna "react" to things the way you want them to react to.

It's an actual circlejerk.
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>>83013888
I think she commented that whilst shes helped her group out with all these positive relationships, she herself hasn't had much luck in the area given what happened with Kurloz and not finding anyone after they became friends.
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>>83014122
because they shared the same body so her conciousness was in the dreamself for good when it was killed.
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>>83014140
yeah i cant be bothered to fix it
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>>83014193
It could be worse.

They could be roleplaying as trolls.
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>>83013989
is heart about relationships or about the soul? they dont seem to overlap really, but nepeta/meulin are clearly just about love whereas dirk is about crushing souls through and through. davepeta says that nepeta made no headway with her aspect which suggests what she was doing (shipping) didnt have much to do with the true nature if the aspect.
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>>83014122
No, Lord English was already ripped and a God Tier before he landed.

Calliope and Caliborn share a body. By killing Calliope's dream self, he was able to dominate over her aspect of their personality and essentially "kill" the Calliope that was in his body.

>>83014132
You can download Microsoft's XSLX to XSL converter and then use the converted spreadsheet in something like OpenOffice.
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>>83014217
dude it takes like 2 seconds you draw a box and then fill it with blue
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Did you forget?
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>>83014132
open office/libre office should be able to read excel files
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>>83014122
when caliborn predominates, he erases calliope. and since her dreamself is already dead... shes gone, forever
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>>83013698
>>83013953
my first and most frequent result is mage of void, so i guess i'll just roll with that and take my nothingness lumps like a man

perhaps seers understand through knowledge, and mages understand through experience? like a toxicologist vs someone who's tasted like 5000 different poisonous natural compounds without dying
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>>83014253
>You can download Microsoft's XSLX to XSL converter and then use the converted spreadsheet in something like OpenOffice.
Thanks.
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>>83014132
Just load it into google spreadsheet or something.

Or do you mean "not a spreadsheet"? Because someone be my guest in converting it to a quiz website or something, because I work better in spreadsheet than anything else.

>>83014166
I'd do it, but everything I have can be found simply on the wiki, plus I'm tired and it would take a while. That said, this screenshot includes literally every Aspect colour, which is an asset within itself.
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>>83014261
Nope.
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MYURIN
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>>83014261
Yes, I don't remember ever hearing this word in my life. What does it have to do with Homestuck?
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>>83014193
Yes, but we all know that. That's where a lot of the fun is. If you actually stopped to read the thread you'd see that.

And buddy, 4chan is a cerclejerk. Welcome to the party, grab a dick and get going.
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>>83013953
>The hard gender switch is broken
Wait is that right? Because I just deactivated it and got what appears to be Mage/Page/Sylph of something, I would assume Blood. Is there any way to extend it to see the full result without going over data? this is Thief/Prince anon.
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hey guys its your boy live blogger DAE think Rose is boring and Roxy rox lmao gee whiz homestuck sure declines in quality during act 6 but im gonna go into each subact acting like it'll get better ONLY TO BE SURPRISED WHEN IT GETS WORSE!
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>>83014329
aradia
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>>83014329
I read that as a misspelled 'mirin'.
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>>83014311
There's an element of that, although I couldn't say it's most central to the dichotomy. Mages are definitely more hands-on with the subject material than Seers, looking closely at specifics and why they work rather than casting for data wide and following emergent channels.
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>>83014308
>>83014253
>>83014207
Okay cool
>>83014122
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>>83014122
cherub shit will get explained in detail later
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>>83014412
ALL

DOWN

HILL
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>>83014258
It's a layer order error, I dont need to draw shit

for your satisfaction
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>>83014354
I mean, I've debated people on the size of character's breasts and the biological implications of gender bending - but entering a mutual lie is too delusional even for me.

Like, shit, i could understand if New Reader made an effort, but there's no subtlety, like, at all.

It's at the point where it's obnoxious. I mean, it bumps the thread, but if we need to enter in a mobius double reach around to bump the thread, then perhaps these threads should just die

like shit nigga you're literally lying to yourself. that's a cult
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>>83014412
make sure you read all the conversations, these new trolls are the main characters from this point forwards and if you skip snything youll be totally lost
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So, is it true? Is Hussie really done with MSPA? Is he just done now after this mess?
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>>83014412
use the guides to rush through the interactive bits, most of this is inconsequential
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>>83014122
Because it's a solo session, his means of entry was completely different that normal, ie a fucking blackhole. How he knew to do that isn't explained, could be chalked up to intuition or some feathery slam-poetry he had whispered to him as a grubling.
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>>83014381
>>83014497
Yep because you shitposting is so much better for these threads
unlike, god forbid, someone trying in earnest to talk about the comic
If you hate the shit so much start your own conversation. Or are you one of those faggots spamming hotpockets/Breeding Duties/Aradia/Slay the gay like its going out of style?
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>>83014357
Dang, did you mention you had the switch on earlier? This might change everything - part of the issue with the switch is that it makes certain classes (most prominently Thief) artificially too likely to occur.

Aspect follows no hard gender lines, so it would be unaffected. For future reference, just copy and paste "values only" (right click or find a menu) the results box into a blank patch far below the questions.

Mage and Sylph both align with some of the traits we identified with you earlier, while being largely more passive than the Prince. It may be the solution to the issue!
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>>83014497
Well where are they?
>>83014096
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>>83014514
Yes.
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>>83008194
>tied between three aspects
The fuck is this shit?
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>>83014527
caliborn just does things and it always succeeds because he has already set up things so that whatever he does will succeed. theres rarely any 'how did he know' necessary with him.
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>>83014527
Caliborn didn't know anything. The Cruxtruder was the only thing able to be deployed, and after he deployed it, it just did that on its own.
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>>83014497
I'm not sure you're understanding this. When you read Homestuck, did you think you were reading a true story? Because I'm sorry to say, but Hussie was lying to you. It was all fake.

It's a work of fiction. Nobody is lying to everybody. We are being entertained by a writer.

I dunno, I'm from /tg/ where this type of thing is fairly common. It's just for fun. Stop freaking out.
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>>83014580
She said that Karkat gave the universe cancer - which is true, but she wouldn't be able to know that until Act 6(she was on Act 5 at the time). IIRC she even owned up to it.
>>83014536
But you're not talking about the comic, you're roleplaying. In essence you're writing a short story about a person who reads Homestuck and ends up having the same opinions some on /co/ would have.

It's like a Church Sermon, except a lot more gay
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>>83014613
It would be cool if we saw a little more of that, but I guess it's not really him that does it, but his minions.
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What exactly does iron out contraindications like it or not suppose to mean?
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>>83014650
You do not wanna play the Meta faggotry game with me, boy.

I will take this to such a post-post-post modernist level Dirk's monologues on irony will look reasonable in response
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>>83014719
do you have a need to call bullshit, or do you just let it slide

that's what it meant to me
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>>83014412
WE TOLD YOU
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
PREPARE TO PAY
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>>83014752
Oh. What does the proof thing mean?
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>>83014746
My assumption is that you're already doing that. I think you know perfectly well whats going on. I think that you're PRETENDING to not understand what Liveblogger is adding to the thread.

You're trying to add a ruse on top of a ruse. Create some kind of ruse combo.

Nice try.
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>>83014602
You'd rather the test simply obscured two valid fits from you at random? I'd lean towards Void by the way.

>>83014719
It'd be a lot easier to address your concerns if you replied to the quiz, or another one of my posts, rather than to no-one.
>contraindications
wtf.jpg
Maybe just get some rest anon?
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>>83014782
see >>83009744
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>>83014689
No they said karkat ruined everything because of the ~ath virus, you'll remember the blurb with it explictly sates it curses the user and everyone they know. It was a totally legit assumption on their part. They owned up to fucking their chronology and the fact it wasn't something disclosed pre-act 5.
And you're sure as shit not talking about the comic either, if it rustles you so much filter them and talk about whatever other bullshit you want, nothings stopping you
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>>83014871
I got the quiz done now. Turns out I'm a Thief of Time. Now I can steal back the time I Hussie stole from me.
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>>83014544
>part of the issue with the switch is that it makes certain classes (most prominently Thief) artificially too likely to occur.
Oh wow, well that explains all the Thief of Void results I guess. But, yes it was on in my earlier attempts.

Looking at the values it actually ends up that I am a Knight/Mage/Page/Slyph of Blood. Fuck me a wire seems to have been crossed eh?

Mage or Knight always seemed the most relevant in my mind before considering Prince, the main problem being that whilst I do like to learn new things I don't do it as rigorously as people who you'd consider as analysts or investigators, much like yourself. I'm also not that stubborn, sure I have some thing I'll be stubborn on, but for the most part I've learned to be an adaptive thinker. I've always been more interested in the motivations behind actions over the mechanics as well, though having an understanding of those is still important.
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>>83014828
are your responses to him the CRUISE xRUSE COMBOBOB
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>>83014495
How many of these got drawn last night? I only was around for 2 John ones.
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>>83014828
Liveblogger is just regurgitating popular /co/ sentiment but adding a veil of genuineness by coming to conclusions "naturally."

It's a ruse, and it is made quite abhorent by the fact that everyone here knows its a ruse.

I thought we were bad with Metastuck, but at Metastuck had some sense of self-awareness

This liveblogging stuff is literally ego-stroking.

It's quite terrible. It's like when a Youtuber "reacts" to a television show he's seen before.

It's at that level of fakeness.
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Hey land-of-so-and-so guy if you're here, I'm about a month late but thanks for doing Land of Towers and Lights.
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>>83014969
Just that one
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>>83014412
Damn, from Synchronize to Unite to Caliborn: Enter to a game, this was like the last big area where Hussie expended whatever energy he had left. I know we waited a while between some of these, but still.
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>>83014977
just let us enjoy our kayfabe
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>>83014921
If you're going to make the bullshit argument that engaging in a masturbatory lie with some "girl" who is "reading Homestuck for the first time", then I'm going to make the argument that me arguing with you about the authenticity of the "live" blogger is actually quite an apt discussion of Homestuck

We're simply deconstructing the nature of Homestuck and it's fandom and the effects of the meta
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>>83014977
Why is this the best pairing in Homestuck?
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>>83014977
Or maybe they they know how to pick up on subtext? Maybe someone whos been shitposting for years like the rest of use happens to share similar opinions to us?
Why are you so assblasted about the remote possibility someone might actually be trying to read the comic for the first time and drawing perfectly logical conclusions?
>hating on metastuck
Okay so you're a redditor that explains it
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>>83014412
I WARNED YOU

I
FUCKING
WARNED
YOU
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>>83015088
It's not, they're just the best characters and we want them to be happy.

Also Homestuck has genuinely made vanilla the most exotic thing you can be.
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>>83014948
Forgot my picture.
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>>83015061
holy shit, and by saying youre both fucking retarded and need to shut the fuck up so we can get on with the shit people care about, im getting the opportunity to PLAY THE ROLE OF CALIBORN in real life! thanks a bundle, guys!
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>>83014977
Ah, and so the illusion fades!

You admit yourself that everyone knows it's a ruse, and yet you still call it a ruse? How can a ruse exist if everyone is privy to it? Does not a ruse require a rused?

Taking jabs at Metastuck though? That's where I draw the line. I've had quite enough of your tomfoolery.

Now shhhh, Liveblogger is doing Openbound, this'll be fun.
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>>83015088
It's not. While they're both great characters, I don't see a lot of chemistry between them.
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>>83014948
My god, imagine how old Hussie would look then!

>>83014958
I'd like to imagine as much, although I am prepared for certain results to occur more often (Pages were common in previous iterations of the test for instance).

Aaaand we have our first four-way tie. Wowza. I'm beginning to consider adding a mechanism that deploys bonus questions when a tie occurs like this, although the devil be buggered if I know how. The resolution to answer questions in thread myself and clear things up only goes so far. Knight seems like a fair fit for you, for instance, so it's not like I can dismiss the revelation.

Honestly your reasoning's sound, fellow Bloodbro. Mage of Blood seems a good fit for you, an indepedent 2nd-mate with a diagnostic bend.
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>>83015088
>>83015088
It's cute and all the other ones kind of suck.
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>>83015090
I'm not assblasted by the possibility it's a "New Reader" - I, and most of the people I'm arguing with, have acknowledged it's a lie.

And it's a pathetic lie.

I have every right to call out people who are engaging in bullshit. If you're not bothered by my observations, then why not stop replying?

But I think the truth of the matter is you DO realize, on a base level, how pathetic roleplaying with a "girl" about your webcomic is.

It's two steps away from ERPing in the Goldshire Inn - in some ways, more pathetic than that.

At least getting railed by a futa draenei(played by a 500 pound neckbeard) can get yer rocks off

All this exercise does is give you fake validation
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>>83014977
You're not giving us many reasons to consider you genuine, given the lack of examples you've boasted about and had plenty of oppurtunity to furnish.
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>>83014977
man you are taking this way too seriously
we are just a bunch of losers looking for an excuse to reminisce on a lonely saturday night
you aren't going fix anything by acting all proud
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>>83015234
the chemistry is that one is male and the other is female. their parts interconnect in ways that no other canon homestuck pairings parts do! its like they were made for each other!
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>>83015183
I really wanted to like Thief of Time but my expectations based solely on the title did their best to stop me
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>>83015222
Openbound is where te comic really lost me. There were iffy parts before, but goddamn I hated Porrim and Kankri. Did Homestuck really need a tumblr SJW and a sexually-liberated slutwalk participant?
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>>83015348
>WoW player calling anyone else pathetic
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>>83015348
Christ can you put on a name so I can filter you
At least the ruseblogger talks about the fucking comic christ
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>>83015088

We actually get to see them develop instead of everything happening off-screen?

Also, they're good characters and we want them to be happy.
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>>83015088
Dork dude + cool girl and viceversa is a pretty fail-proof combination
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>>83008468
Jane had the gimmick
although it was just a button on the side of her fork/spoon
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>>83015348
>implying im not masturbating to liveblogger's sassy posts
>implying thinking about the misery she is in for doesnt make me cum harder than i have for years

you dont speak for me, fuck off
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>>83015348
>implying liveblogger doesn't get my rocks off
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>>83015288
>My god, imagine how old Hussie would look then!
He started it when he stole from me. Never really saw myself as a thief, but I do always want free time to do the things I want to do.
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>>83015088
john: goofy and cute, likes fun while having a pretty stable emotional core. also not gay like dirk or flaky and self-absorbed like jake

roxy: goofy and cute and fun-loving, with a pretty keen mind, and also has a solid emotional core and determination. not aloof and analytical to the point of arrogance like rose, or john's sister(?) like jade
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>>83015348
Do you have autism? And I mean real-life autism, not Internet autism.

>>83015383
Kankri and Porrim never talk after Openbound and Ministrife (I think) and they are parodies not meant to be taken seriously.
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>>83015379
How so?
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>>83015489
DISGUSTING
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>>83015356
Why do I need to give you examples? The other six people I'm talking to all admit they know Liveblogger is faking it.

This ain't highschool debate, homie. You're not gonna get a judge to extend your argument because I "dropped" it.

This is the simple fact - everything "live" blogger updates with "her" reaction to something, I'll be there nice and loud to remind the one or two people unaware that the whole thing is a Craigslist tier circlejerk

Magic isn't fucking real, Maria
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It's gone four where I am so I'm tuning out for some rest. I've enjoyed answering all your questions and clearing up issues, and I appreciate the participation and feedback. For now, remember that the gender hardener is broken and if you get a crazy tie, ask other anons or just pick your favourite. Night doods.

>>83015484
It'll be Hussie's time by now however. Hope you enjoy dealing with Dante Basco and the chuckefucks at WP!
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>>83015522
>just poster
Please put on a fucking trip so we can filter you hellstrider
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>>83015522
So you're just doing this for kicks and giggles, got it.
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>>83015383
kankri is hilarious though. hes one of the most vicious and unrepentant jab parodies at a group of people in the whole comic. most of the weirdos (jade, equius, dirk) come off like hussie secretly kinda loves them, but when he went for sjws he went for the throat.
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the advantage of liveblogger is that she gets us all on the same page, quite literally
instead of hopping all across canon and picking random topics and failing to talk about them, everyone's attention is turned toward a specific part of the story so it's easier to talk about
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>>83015554
>It'll be Hussie's time by now however. Hope you enjoy dealing with Dante Basco and the chuckefucks at WP!
I'll gladly enjoy. I like meeting new people. Also sweet dreams.
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>>83015511
>have autism
I don't think so. No more than the one guy in Capetown who declined to drink the Kool-aid did. If you're looking for autism, see these posts

>>83015456
>>83015455
Literally masturbating to liveblogger. Ew. Would not want to live with those dudes. I don't think they shower too much.
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Oh hey look it's Eridan
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>>83015594
>she
You keep using that word....
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>>83015594
this
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>>83015557
>hellstrider
it can't be
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>>83015585
I liked the weirdos that Hussie secretly loved. Hussie secretly loved those groups because their weirdness is fascinating and funny and the characters ended up charming because of it.
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>>83015519
i guess i wanted it to be about an actual thief stealing actual time, or metaphorical time
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>>83015626
and now im masturbating to YOU!
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>>83015288
>Mage of Blood seems a good fit for you, an indepedent 2nd-mate with a diagnostic bend.
We got there in the end eh, shame I had to lose the possible Princely powers but I do value how much better this test is than all its other alternatives. Shame it wasn't about during the peak popularity of the comic, you'd have been hailed highly by online teens everywhere.

I would imagine you could add in some sub-questions to help narrow down options in the event of a tie with Classes or Aspects, much like an adventure books go to page x system depending on the combinations. But honestly I think it's more fun to just talk it out, can make you accept things about yourself which aren't immediately apparent or desirable.
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I think Hussie just wanted a ghost army in Homestuck for the LotR reference
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>>83015665
I wouldn't even be surprised at this point.
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>>83015594
Why not just, like, strike up a conversation about something? It's rather creepy that you need to rely on a fake girl on the internet to discuss a webcomic.
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>>83015522
And thus the fake skeptic grabbed a dick, and took his place in the circlejerk called /hst/.

The End.
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I may be pathetic, but at least I'm not katnep or Vriskat anon(s)
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>>83015704
I do strike up conversations but they are always thinly veiled attempts to get people to talk about my fetishes

Livebloggers makes people talk about the actual comic
>>
Hey
It's Me
Kanaya
>>
AA: i then had sollux deliver the pieces to you so you could stitch it back up
AA: sollux that is your cue!
AA: come out and play the part
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>>83015704
because homestuck is a big story and if you try to start a conversation about something that people aren't already thinking about, then the conversation probably won't take
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>>83015522
>that pic
oh you're the 'i am not a cuck' guy


fuck off
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>>83015769
What Kind Of Dirty Impersonation Is This
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>>83015747
oh my god she is so cute
i want to cuddle with her!
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>>83015808
wait a minute hold up...
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>>83015769
>It's
Hand In Your Badge
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>>83015701
>>83015665
Sorry lads. I'm just an Anonymous guy. Vicariousness and meta are the cancer killing fiction and fandom.

It's weird this obsession with seeing others like the thing you like. Like "Elders React" or "Grandma plays Doom", or what have you. It's Voyueristic and weird

But even more voyueristic and weird is roleplaying that someone is trying something for the first time. It's literal wish fulfilment.
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>>83015432
>that color
Is that ROSE?
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>>83015648
I could believe it if they had a massive bias for Tavros. I like the idea of Dante finally deciding to read through Homestuck after committing to its support and being surprisingly astute, not expecting the horrors to come.
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>>83015848
Wouldn't be surprised.
>>
I totally forgot that Meenah lived on the Pink Moon when she was alive

I wish we had more of the Pink Moon and its recursively smaller Pink Moons, seriously, what was up with that
>>
Does Hussie even want to do Homestuck 2.0?
>>
>>83015861
I doubt Dante read the whole comic.

He's just trying to get money for it.

Not a bad thing

But in all honesty he probably skipped to Rufioh and then dropped the comic

Again not a bad thing
>>
is lb really gonna play the WHOLE
of openbound before coming back. its nearly as long as a5a1, i want some updates on different characters as she progresses
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>>83015848
>>83015914

Nah, the domino mask means Roxy. Artist fucked up on the text coloring, though, you're right about that.

Not that both aren't good, or that John isn't gonna find his way into a Lalonde sandwich at some point
>>
>>83015920
Probably not.
>>
>>83015920
considering homestuck 2.0 is the monetization of other people's work - yes
>>
I have a feeling that Hiveswap is going to be as unbearable text-heavy as Meenahquest was
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>>83015808
>>83015831
what's the problem
it's aradia.
you guys love aradia.
love aradia.
>>
i liked meenah quest
>>
>>83016086
It was fun but not what the comic needed
>>
>>83015997
i went back and played the first alterniabound game when i was rereading act 5 act 2, and i was taken aback by how concise the conversations were. 3x11 sets of conversations, but they were all short and to the point and had good jokes or plot clues
>>
>>83016078
please no
>>
>>83016086
some of the convos were a bit too long but apart from that it was good and had good music and meenah is waifu so overall success
>>
>>83015920
>>83015984
Yeah he just has to step back and let someone else take care of him while he becomes an incapable recluse basically. He's clearly got whatever the fuck Howard Hughes did, come on.
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>>83014412
Okay that seemed like a lot of effort for not a lot of plot
>fish bitch wants to get all the useless ghost and attack the bbeg
I definately would have prefered to just play as the kids and have converstations that wrapped up with finding meenah and spiderbitch talking about the plan, oh well.
On the plus side Rose is 10/10, and kanaya is super cute as well
>tfw john/kanaya is sunk
F
At least Porrims music was pretty comfy.Also I cannot believe Kankri is an actual character. Like wow, I can't imagine people hyped to meet the sufferer were too please with this.
>>
>>83016086
An ending walkaround would have been better.
>>
>>83016078
>>83016153
Is this a horror movie thing
>>
>>83015803
Could You Just Kindly "Fuck Off", As Karkat Would Put It
I Do Not Like People Impersonating Me And I Have Better Things To Do Than Argue With You
>>83015833
I Have Been Learning Grammar With Rose, Apparently You're Supposed To Use Apostrophes In Contractions
You Learn Something New Every Day, It Seems
>>
>>83016120
I don't know man, maybe the individual conversations are alright
but it's the sheer amount of conversational threads you have to follow
Most characters have multiple dialogue options, combined with unique conversations between alternate characters, combined with the damn sub-conversations in the tags, plus there's chests fuckin everywhere and each one has a couple dialogue windows of quips... based on the skullmandible interview I read, Hiveswap is going to be like that, with like every combination of actions + items having unique text

it's gonna drive me crazy since I'm a bit of a completionist
>>
>>83016229
It was sunk from the start.
>>
>>83016232
A walkaround is what the epilogue absolutely has to be in order to be satisfying at all.
>>
>>83016258
>Rose
>Teaching anyone anything
>>
>>83016258
worse than liveblogger
>>
>>83016249
she was a cute japanese girl that got abducted raped and murdered irc
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>>83016153
Fine. Rose then.
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>>83016293
Everyone says that but I honestly don't see how a walkaround would really work
Yes you can put a lot of exposition dumps in a walkaround but that's a pretty shitty walkaround
I think I'd rather have concise descriptions of the ending with normal Homestuck panels, but then again, I'm not sure if any kind of epilogue can get the bitter taste out of my mouth
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>>83016229
John is 15 at this point right?
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>>83016355
please stop its a full moon
>>
>>83016229
I couldn't really believe it the first time around, but the way the transition after the Scratch was described made it work a bit more, given the Sufferer was a unique person who only saw snippets of the dancestors pre-scratch selves. Or at least that's how I interpreted it.
>>
>>83016411
I'LL STOP WHEN I SAY WE CAN STOP.
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>>83016343
what the fuck guys
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>>83016229
>Like wow, I can't imagine people hyped to meet the sufferer were too please with this.
If it had just been an sjw parody out of nowhere I would've wondered what the point was but been okay with it, but yeah, the fact that it was the coolest ancestor this happened to was painful.
>>
>>83016393
yes it's his 15th birthday
>>
>>83016229
The comparison between Kankri and the Sufferer is actually one of the best things Hussie has ever done, because it stabs at EXACTLY what is wrong with modern SJWs.

They all think they're freedom fighters. They think they're great prophets of change. They think they're helping the downtrodden. But they're in a world where none of that is actually necessary, so what do they do? They become Kankri. They make up a bunch of bullshit.
>>
>>83016261
im talking about the first game on the meteor, not the dream bubble games
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>>83016393
With the mind of a 13-year-old, yes.
>>
>>83015678
You want a story about Carmen SanDiego?
>>
>>83016501
oh yeah that game was fine
>>
>>83016506
the mind of a 35~ year old pretending to be a 13 year old.
>>
>>83016473
I guess along the whole "polar opposite of what they were in the pre-scratch timeline," it might also be a "Jesus would've been an SJW in today's times" reference
>>
>>83016466
it took me a while to remember who she was!
>>
>>83016486
The comparison doesn't work for me because no world is free from actual problems and presumably Beforus had some real issues to tackle. So it just seems weird that a genuine freedom fighter would in another life be a useless SJW who only cares about issues to make themselves look good, because usually the former doesn't have much in common with the latter and real activists dislike tumblr people.
>>
>>83016388
I think the reason people think a walkaround is necessary is that multiple character interactions have to happen to tie up the many loose ends left to fray by the retcon timeline. In addition it makes it easy to show minor characters fates without taking up full pages, and again makes it easy to have them briefly interact with multiple relevant parties e.g. Karkat and Terezi interacting with the minor trolls like Nepeta or Equius who could have survived through their sprite selves in some form.
>>
>>83016343
The one who was found chopped up in steel drums filled up with cement, or the one found in that NEET's house carved up
>>
>>83016486
yeah i loved this shit. it was funny as fuck but also had a slightly more subtle point. same for the dream bubbles = tumblr allegory overall. in this infinite echo chamber everyone slowly devolves into parodies of themselves, their worst possible self
>>
>>83016616
well i mean if you read some of his essays he did bring up real points like how high bloods did still treat lowbloods like children or sub-human because of their low lifespan

also MRA stuff thats valid bc they have a matriarchy
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>>83016648
Sweet merciful Jesus Christo above.
>>
>>83016619
I don't like walkarounds because they're always localized to one setting, though. If it's gonna be a walkaround I'd want at least a few to cover characters in different locations. Like if it's just a walkaround where everyone is in the new universe on Happy Earth talking about how Happy they are then that's fuckin boring
>>
>>83016619
Arquius went through the black hole

i think
>>
>>83016703
I just realized that was the same guy, so never mind
>>
>>83016715
Arquius wasn't on LOTAK when Union Jack exploded, so he would have needed to get there off-screen. I like the theory that he was hiding in the robot bunny until the masterpiece, but I'm not sure how he would have gotten there from the end of Act 6.
>>
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>>83016284
Like Dave/Rose it'll live forever in my heart
>>83016393
Oh right Casey
Man I really want a viceroy plushie
>>
>>83016715
the other arquius
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>>83016751
It still doesn't make it any better.
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>>83016692
i thought it was a little off that kankri was the bad guy talking about caste inequality which is actually kind of a huge deal. whereas porrim was totally ok to make a fuss about misogyny in a species where gender is apparently meaningless.
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>>83016704
I agree, that's why I thought one of the two pages in Act 7 was going to be a really extensive walkaround, like huge with multiple locations and transitions to cover enough elements before the finale happy endings can town.

>>83016715
Yeah I was trying to think of trolls who could have survived through some bullshit mechanic to get into the new universe, but off the top of my head there's Erisol and Davepeta? Fuck knows I try to forget about them in all honesty.
>>
>>83016792
http://www.welovefine.com/vinyls-collectibles/salamander-consort-plush-doll-9938.html
*robes not included
>>
>>83016616
Beforus was a magical utopia where a class of undying superhumans dedicated their lives to making the world a wonderful place for everyone. It was a great, great place that produced a bunch of kids who had no idea how to deal with any kind of hardship, hence their failure at Sburb.

The only real issues are those brought up by Kankri and Porrim, which are mostly non-issues or trying to complain about good things.
>>
>>83016838
>porrim was totally ok to make a fuss about misogyny in a species where gender is apparently meaningless.
her whole thing was why do I gotta work in the booding caverns just because Im a jade blood
>>
>>83016854
are you in this thread, jessica??
>>
>>83016854
which design

and who will she voice in the homestuck show
>>
>>83016957
angel's
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>>83016924
She also described Beforus as a patriarchy though, despite having a female Empress.
>>
>>83016704
Ideally the hypothetical walkaround would be a series of vignettes spanning a great deal of time

Karkat's funeral
>>
if homestuck had voice acting would it be acceptable for Rose&Roxy, Dave&Dirk, Jake&John and Jane&Jade to share VAs?
>>
>>83017019
ah. right. desu I havent really reread openbound since it came out
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>>83016854
you've done it now, Angel.
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>>83016792
>imps just chilling and eating cake
Damn that looks comfy
I have con air downloaded but I still haven't watched it yet, I'll probably do it tonight I think. Unless anyone knows a streaming site I can sneak it into
>>
>>83017007
>angel's

good taste
>>
>>83016957
Jade
definitely Jade
>>
>>83017019
as opposed to a male empress?
>>
>>83017053
I can see Roxy and Jade having the same VA, and maybe Dave and Dirk, but not the others.
>>
>>83017019
>always ruled by a woman
>the troll females we've seen have been more confident and active on average while the troll males have generally been more submissive and passive
>somehow it's still a patriarchy
I don't buy it
>>
>>83017105
man I knew someone was going to get me on that
I really wanted to emphasize the female part because of the context
>>
>>83017019
although her point was that despite the empress herself being female, most of the high castes were male and everything was in fact controlled from behind the scenes by lord english and, post-scratch, the doc

BUT this should still be meaningless because again, there are no significant differences between male and female trolls
>>
>>83017105
>>83017146
Have you ever seen a dude that was an empress?
>>
>>83017168
except the females have vaginas and boobs.
>>
>>83017124
>>83017019

>implying it's not perfectly in line for feminists to blame men, even with women in charge.
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>>83017236
nice headcanon
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>>83017236
>vaginas
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>>83017236
>>83017262
This.
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>>83017292
>>83017302
>thinking all trolls have tentabulges and nooks
tumblr pls
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>>83017262
its a travesty that this didnt have a full flash of its own
>>
>>83017262
Well, to be fair, everything WAS being ruled behind the scenes by Doc Scratch and LE, although the problem there was less "men ruling over women" and more "omnicidal maniac and his lackey ruling over the entire universe"
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>>83017083
>jade loses control of her powers when she gets spooked
Awwww
>>
>>83017262
Any good Handmaid/Condesce blackrom fics or images?

>>83017319
What's up with her horns?
>>
>>83017372
ahh but, my friend, all men are in fact omnicidal maniacs so what difference is there here
>>
>>83017384
their horns are not bone, so they're probably super-hardened hair, like antlers. some antlers have a spiral texture to them
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>>83017341
karkat has a nook
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>>83017492
no one knows what a nook ACTUALLY is though, it could be just a butthole or even their name for a throat
>>
>>83017492
Any further evidence?
>>
>>83017341
>>83017492
Nooks are assholes. Why is everyone so stupid.
>>
>>83017372
But beforus was without scratch and significant English influence.

their absence was the entire reason it was retard candyland
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>>83017581
sollux has one too
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>>83017382
i too feel that when John and Dave reunite it will be more touching than when John re-united with his daughter
Boy this whole spiel is not subtle in the slightest
>>
>>83017674
stop
you're breaking my heart
>>
>>83017083
Con Air is right in that sweet spot of so-bad-it's-good

Like it's fucking awful, but it's JUST self-aware enough to realize how fucking awful it is and have some fun with it
>>
>>83017674
lmao
>>
>>83017602
beforus definitely had english influence, although it was subtler than on alternia. both kurloz and damara were actively serving him during the a1 session, and he or one of his servants attacked cronus somehow when he was a child.
>>
>>83017602
Isn't their presence why it was retard candyland? They were basically shit, so they made it so they were so bad they would be forced to do a restart so English and Scratch could basically redesign their race for their own purposes.
>>
>>83017674
actually that's talking about fedorafreak and dr. brinner
you might not like the FF intermission at first, but you'll wish it never ended when it does
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>>83017674
>tfw I'll never get to touch davesprites hot ghost ass
>>
>>83017752
and all of that foreshadowing went absolutely nowhere
>>
>>83017752
which is why i said
>without [...] significant english influence
>>
>>83017725
>Cy...
>ONARA
>burns the motherfucker
Anybody who thought it was a legitimately good movie after that is John-level oblivious.
>>
>>83017602
doesn't Scratch exist in any universe where English is summoned? I don't think it was just Alternia
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>>83017780
>JOHN: well, guess what? SCIENCE IS STUPID BULLSHIT!!!
Oh I'm havin a giggle
>>
>>83017752
There's also whatever Mituna did to save everybody that made him R374R73D

>>83017780
But Nepeta will.
>>
>>83017780
>In our timeline, DS and Jade never hooked up because the mofo blew up, and DS just got fused with some autistic catgirl instead

being Jade is suffering
>>
>>83017867
is...
is john gay now?
>>
>>83017901
>SLAM.png
>>
>>83017786
it was never supposed to go anywhere as far as i understood. we didnt need to go into any more depth on the shitfest 6.5 year a1 session, we just got fanservice on the characters and learned that even then english had his teeth in the universe and forced the scratch so he could create himself.
>>
>>83017752
>attacked cronus somehow when he was a child
Wait what? You're gonna elaborate on their for me, that's a really juicy bit that I don't remember in the slightest.
>>
>>83017867
I wish we got more John emotional breakdowns. I wanted to see all his bottled up emotions explode everywhere.
>>
>>83017760
No. Trolls are naturally retarded.
The NEEDED Scratch's intervention to whip them into a competent sgrub-ready race.
It's like if you took a bunch of tumblr-feminists and nu-males and threw them into military training.
>>
>>83017901
not on his watch.
>>
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>>83017867
>JOHN: STOP VAGUELY WATERMARKING THE SKY WITH YOUR SMUG DOUCHEY FACE THIS INSTANT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!
laughingproblematicfav.webm
>>
>>83017384
>>83017488
That probably was the artist's intention.
>>
>>83014602
I got the exact same mix but with mage. What does it mean? I wouldn't think Time and Space would be two aspects one could have equal affinity for.
>>
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>>83018007
This is the funniest shit I've read in a while god damn John calm your tits
>>
>>83017937
its in aranea's exposition on him at the end of openbound 2. he was harry potter and english was voldemort and gave him his dualscars. he thought it was his destiny to get revenge but MAGIC ISNT REAL so the job got passed down the heros of hope to jake.
>>
>>83018059
>tfw you reee so hard you pass out
>>
>>83018059
Anyone have the gif of John exploding.
>>
>>83018050
Well what do want? Do you want to be a space wizard or a wizard with time powers?
>>
>>83018050
It means we're both apathetic assholes that didn't feel very strongly towards most of the questions.

Did you put "7" for the majority of the answers as well?
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>>83018059
I really don't wanna spend another hour on meeting more useless assholes, I'm gonna tap out for the night
>>
>>83017867
>>83018007
>>83018059

John, once again, AS ALWAYS. BEING THE HERO WE NEED.
>>
I fucking hate 0-10 scales, how are you supposed to perceive the difference between feeling something to 6 or feeling it to 7, or 5?
>>
>>83018153

Fair call. G'night.

.......are they gone?

OKAY, WHO HAD AT THE START OF OPENBOUND 2 IN THE POOL, COME COLLECT YOUR WINNINGS!
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>>83018153
goodnight friend

our mascot will wait im/patiently for you to return
>>
>>83018239
I guessed that she'd give up on Homestuck for good at part one, so I guess I'm out

Actually wait I just said
>If Liveblogger makes it past Meenahquest/Openbound I will be legitimately surprised
(>>83012487)

And there's still two parts left so I guess I'm still in the running
>>
>>83018239
oh I thought you meant for good.
>>
>>83018226
Just go with what feels natural. Besides, 5 would be neutral, so just go from their if you need to.
>>
>>83018153
If you care that much about your time you're not going to last much longer.

That said, the Openbound flashes do increase in quality, somewhat.
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openbound could have been better with more damara

or at least aradia

or both
>>
What if Jade was voiced by Kristen Schaal
>>
>>83018346
tbfam it is midnight
>>
>>83018285
I'm really a 0, 5, or 10 sort of person.
>>
>>83018369
openbound should have just been meenah talking dirty with damara in (broken) english for the full three hours or so it takes to play through
>>
>>83018416
She's Nepeta and you know it
>>
>>83018007
YFW Davesprite really was vaguely watermarking the sky to fuck with John
>>
>>83017594
Pretty sure assholes are wastechutes
>>
Meenah is shit.
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>>83018450
i agree

have an anime caliborn
>>
>>83018100
>it was all a harry potter reference
Okay, now I remember.
>>
>>83018523
Feferi shoulda just been meenah, down to personality. Save some time
>>
>>83018416
Gotta agree with >>83018474 Jade needs a bit more bark than Schaal can provide.
>>
>>83018416
The proper voice for Jade is Dr. Hutchinson from Rocko's Modern Life.
>>
>>83018435
I found 0, 3, 5, 8, 10 worked cleanly.
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>>83018523
incorrect

see also: condesce
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>>83018684
Good thinking.
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>>83018153
Before I go, I needed to update my shipping chart
>>
>>83018825
>Jade/Mayor
what even
>>
>>83018825
>Jake/Aradia
That actually makes a lot of sense.
>>
>>83018825
>Jade/WV
>Calliope/PM
>Sollux/Davesprite spades
??????
>>
>>83018825
You always have some interesting preferences, look forward to your next read through, hopefully the dancestors don't grate too much.
>>
>>83018825
Damn, some of these are downright esoteric.

>Jade <3 WV
>Calliope <3 PM
>Sollux <3< Davesprite

What is your reasoning for these? Did you just randomly assign ships to the leftover ones?
>>
>>83018825
sollux <3< davesprite is a curious thing
>>
>>83018825
>john/Roxy/Terezi love/hate triangle
ok ya gotta be fucking with us
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