The Lorax

Use the time watching it to plan a trip to a nearby forest that you can cut down single handedly in the name of protesting that God awful film.

>>82987522
> Implying you don't usually wear those exact same clothes

>>82987632
I don't and I don't know what that'd imply.

Cmon, anon. How bad can it be?

Secretly watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V06ZOQuo0k - Thneeds aren't just a stupid fad product and Once-ler even makes a couple of rebuttals.

Sounds like you need a thneed

>>82987522
Write a list of all the plotholes. The movie will be over before you finish.

Remember when this movie got used to sell SUVs? A++ environmental message there kiddos
https://youtu.be/DKKA3M-2sJc

HOW
BAD
CAN
ME
BE

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>>82987700
This, the original cartoon makes it clear that while things are definitely getting worse, nobody is 100% correct as to how they should go about fixing it. Even if the message is AGAINST THE CORPORATIONS MAN in the end (which I don't think it is), it does it in a fair and evenhanded manner. It's just a superior overall.

Whip it out give yourself a pick me up(Jack Off)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpgUQYARIsw

Think about what could have been if it had been a rock opera like originally planned.

The reason I'm being forced to watch it is the worst part.
I'm an assistant at a school and they're showing this to the high schoolers who I'm keeping an eye on. There's one retarded fat guy who keeps laughing from the back and one kid who clearly hates it and is reading a book from his phone. The rest are watching it and seemingly enjoying it.

>>82987911
>one kid who clearly hates it and is reading a book from his phone
At least some kids have taste.

>>82987911
You should get the class to dine on the fat kid.

>>82987737
For a movie that's against commercialism they sure did a lot of selling out.

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>>82987522

>*guitar riff*

>Yeah, good! Right!

>kek

>*guitar solo*

>How go-o-o-od can it be? It is bad in reality!

>How go-o-o-od can it be? It isn't a good movie!

>How go-o-o-od can it be? The earnings were kinda good actually!

>How go-o-o-od can it be? How good can this shitty movie be?

>Well, there's a principle of the theater (Principle of the theater!)

>That almost every person wants. It's called movie critics! (Movie critics!)

>Check it, this is how it goes!

>The movie that wins goes good in matinee night!

>And the movie that doesn't? Well, the movie that doesn't will have money that will c-c-c-c-crunch! (Scrunch, scrunch, scrunch, scrunch, scrunch!)

>I'm just saying!

Cut me some slack. I wrote this for a half-hour while cringing at the music.

>>82987522

Use a wand to make yourself into a teenage tumblr girl, then you'll love the movie.

>>82987522

They cut the one good song in the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpgUQYARIsw

how bad me be

>>82989389
Give 'em credit, Once-ler is a guy I'd shag all the way to the bank.