ITT: Claim your Spongebob quotes

>>82978675
"No."

LISTEN YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE

My wallets.

>>82978675
>smeckledorfed

Ya can't say that word anymore, bra.

OVERTIME!?

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>>82978803
"THIS IS PATRICK"

>>82978675
"LET'S GO NAKED!!!"

"Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

>>82978675
"Look at that buck-toothed, corn-fed smile. You can't trust him as far as you can throw him."

"You got it set to 'M' for mini, when it should be set to 'W' for wumbo!"

>>82978675
My leg!

FINLAND

>>82978675
Soiled it!

"We're on a baby hunt, and don't think we don't know how to weed em' out"

Oh no, these pies aren't homemade- they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They're bombs.

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>>82978675

>>82978675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESBkpU9eS1M

I love the young people.

>>82978675
BLANKETY. BLANKETY. BLANK.

>>82981495
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?

"That's kinda creepy - but flattering!"

>>82978803
"MORE!"

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma..."

>>82981860
"Milk Carton spills over"

I've been in business a long time, boy!

My leg!

Hey spongebob! What am I?

"Dumb people are blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."

The ceiling is right Squidward you're not a good employee.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?!?!

"What's happening?"
"For sure something stupid"

>>82984840
I.....heh heh..I...heh heh.....

>>82984907
WHAT??

>>82984925
You asked for a COUPLE of ice cubes in your drink......

AND I ONLY PUT IN ONE!!!

>>82984975
I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT.

RUN MR. CRABS!
RUN LIKE YOU'RE NOT IN A COMMA!

>TWO GOLD DOUBLOONS!

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>>82985044
Don't drop 'em. *wink*

>>82985044
>PLASTIIIIIIC!

>>82978873
Then this must be... your wallet

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

ALRIGHT! PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG!
PUT IT IN!

An ALASKAN BULL WORM!

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>>82978675
That's his eager face

"Are ya' ready kids?"

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People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
CORRECT

>>82985536
HES ABOUT TO DO IT

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>>82978675
Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player.

"FIRMLY GRASP IT"

>>82979253
"Nah, let's save that for when we're selling real estate"

>>82978675
Do you smell it? That kind of smelly smel, that smell, the smelly smell tat smells smelly...

>>82987748
Mediocre..?

I LOVE THE YOUNG PEOPLE

(whispers) this is a load of baaaarnacles

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>>82981584
IT'S SO SIMPLE! IT'S JUST THREE WORDS!

WHAT I LEARNED IN BATTLE TENDENCY IS...
WHAT I LEARNED IN BATTLE TENDENCY IS...

>>82978675
Stop on your right foot, don't forget it!

>>82978675
that's not even a word and i agree with ya!!!

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>>82978675
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli