What are some of the most common lies that cartoons try to push?

Kids HATE vegetables xd
Kids think School is LAME lol
Its so funny being STUPID right?

Just the puppetmasters pushing their growth-stunting, anti-intellectual agenda to more easily control the masses when they grow into malnourished, empty-headed adults.

>>82972914
someone post the video

Status Quo exists and no matter how big the problem is it will always get resolved in a short time.

>>82973142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqG54RHw-Uo

I think the biggest and most dangerous bullshit being spread by media in general is that anything can be solved peacefully and reasonably.

Bullies are just misunderstood and they really just want to be friends with you

>siblings hate each other
>rich people are the devil
>the popular kids are assholes
>jocks are borderline retarded bullies
>cheerleaders are mean-sprited, vapid and manipulative
>nerds are hated and bullied for no reason
>tomboys are attracted to dorky guys
>girls bully each other
>girls like bad boys
>prom is the most important night of your life
I thinks that about covers it

>>82973104
>People hate dodgeball
Who the fuck hated dodgeball? I loved dodgeball and I was awful at it. Everyone in my grade flipped their shit for dodge ball.

>>82972914
that violent revolution is never the answer

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>>82973400
>girls bully each other
>a lie

Grills are better than silly dumb boys!

>>82973238
I feel disturbed

>>82973400
>siblings not hating each other

What fantasy fairy world do you live in? I haven't spoken to any of my family in over a decade because I had to put up with their shit for eighteen years.

>>82972914
Difference races can live in harmony.

>>82973438
I'm a scrawny dork and dodge ball was my favorite game. As a matter of fact, it was the only thing I liked about PE

>>82973104
I watched KND too

the only major one I can think of is the dumb dad trope

>>82973400
Except girl do like bad boys

>lockers before High School

>>82973400
>rich people
>not the devil

>>82973400
>girls bullying each other
>girls are attracted to bad guys

These are actually very common. The second not exactly, but rape fantasies and abuse are usually the top seeling romantic stories for woman.

>>82973238
This is some weapons grade fucking retarded shit.

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>>82973104
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post....

>>82972914
>You can't have casulo sex or casually make out with people without taking it seriously.

This fucked me up.

So many pussy throw at me, but I just didn't know what to do.

>>82973503
I think you might just be a dick anon.
My brother and I have always been really close friends.

>>82973104
>>82973591
>>82973684

Broccoli is fucking delicious

>>82973807
I really like Brussel Sprouts

>>82973400
Why do i get the feeling you're somehow connected to all these anon?

>>82973777
My whole family is dicks, myself included. My parents should have been sterilized.

My sister's favorite saying while I was growing up was 'everything was better before you came.'

fucking bitch.

>>82973684
Wait, was Father actually an anti-hero looking out for the best interest of the future generation? That's pretty cool, I don't remember that.

>>82973289
Bullies are just assholes. Even if they have a rough home life no Frank talks between the two of you will stop their shit. They'll still be assholes.

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>>82973400

>the popular people in my school were nice
>rich kids were chill and never really bragged about their wealth, only even knew their were rich because their friends would talk about it
>jocks were generally cool people who just happened to like sports

The popular people were popular because they were likable. All the bullies were fucking losers that nobody liked because they were assholes.

>>82973807
Broccoli, along with carrots, is okay-tier.

Peas, green beans and spinach are great-tier.

Beet greens are GOAT.

>>82974062
THIS. And poor people are much more likely to be bitter assholes than someone who is wealthy.

>>82974135
This. If you're not likeable then odds are pretty low that you're a popular kid.

>>82973400
Nearly all of these are often the case. Not absolutes, but common enough trends for a kiddy show theme.

>>82973400
>rich people are the devil
I agree, that's insulting

To the devil

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>>82972914
Jocks can't be nerds. I was a living paradox by cartoon rules.

Other people will empathize with you and talking things out can solve most problems, or at least bring you to a mutual understanding with someone.

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>>82972914
>Family is the strongest bond
I hate my fucking sister, she raised her kids to be total assholes because "the world is a hard place."

All the people I talked to that knew her were nice fucking people, but they never had anything nice to say about her. She's seriously an asshole to everyone for no reason, she complicates life for herself and everyone around her. Especially our mother, who she blames for her getting herself pregnant, which takes an amazing amount of mental dexterity.

The best lesson she ever taught her kids were:
>You don't need a plan
>You don't need an education
>You don't need an idea
>You don't even need a job
>Just be an asshole because that's how all successful people got successful

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>tfw I fell for the "all smart kids are ugly, unattractive losers" meme

>>82974392
Normally works for me.

>Family is the strongest bond
>I hate my fucking sister, she raised her kids to be total assholes because "the world is a hard place."

It actually is, by biollogy and psicology. You just was unlucky.

>>82972914
boy always gets the girl
especially if he stands up to the bully or does something cool
or praises the girl for being like god

>>82972914
>Death isn't permanent. If you're strong or good enough, you'll be brought back to life. Unless you're Uncle Ben.

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>>82973633
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>good people always win

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>Boys always get the girls if you treat them like princesses
>Nerds make better boyfriends than Jocks
>Be persistent with your goals

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>>82974751
>that image
I bet that guy browses /r9k/.

>>82974646
Didn't happen in Gravity Falls
Didn't happen in Adventure Time
Didn't happen in Regular Show
Didn't happen in Wonder Over Yonder
Steven Universe started with mutual interest he didn't have to get her


Cartoons don't do that anymore and that's a more typical fiction trend anyway not exclusive to children's media/cartoons.

>>82972914
If you stalk and pester her enough, eventually you will get the girl and not a restraining order.

>>82973633
We got them in middle school.5th Grade. I was so fucking excited because I thought "It's just like my tv shows".

I reacted pretty much the same way when I went on a schoolbus for the first time.

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>The bully is sad deep down and if you're nice to him he'll turn into a better person

>>82974793
This trope seems to happen more in dumbass live-action romcoms than cartoons.

>The guy who knocks out the douche at the club
>The guy who knocks out the douche at a wedding reception
>That guy who knocks out the douche on the beach

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>>82974751
>you rancid swine

>>82974824
That's true though.

>>82973257
This this this. I tried the diplomacy route when I was bullied in grade school. Guess what? Didn't fucking work. I had to bonk a head or two before people stopped being assholes in my general direction. I learned that from my parents. "Anon, you're such a sweet boy, and I know you want to be friends with everyone. But not everyone wants to be friends. As a matter of fact, some people are mean. Stay out of their way, and don't get involved with them." And then my mother pulled me in real close before whispering, "...and if they get involved with you, that's when you kick the SHIT outta them."

Love ya too, Ma.

>>82973559
This as well. Dodgeball was Child Combat Catharsis Fun Hour. And the teachers on watch made sure there was no malarkey going on. Spoilt the fun a bit for those with a throwing arm gifted by the gods, but all in all ot was good fun.

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>Your father will always be there to support you

>>82974799
>schoolbus for the first time.
you didn't in elementary school?

>>82973633
here in north carolina I think kids get them in middle school as well, I remember I didn't back then, but it might've either been more recent or just not the school I went to. I heard Virginia and California do this too but only in select places? Probably working towards all middle school having them.

I have a wife into school stuff.

I also remember having "cubbies" in elementary school, jesus that was nice, right in the classroom for me to grab a snack

and do you guys remember those desks where the top opened up? or the ones that at least had the cubby under the lid to slide things into? lots of schools have flat desks now

>>82974921
That hasn't been a thing in awhile.

>>82973647
Alex Heirche please leave

>>82974943
Oh, yeah school bus was probably in elementary school.

I just reacted like a goof and sang "Stand Out" with bad lyrics relating to going on a bus while laying down in bed.

>>82973400
kore ga BAIT desu ka, Anon-senpai?

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>>82974878
>If only opening up to a woman was as easy as the opening moves in a chess game.
There's a point where you have to wonder if they're doing it on purpose.

>Gay people are like angels on Earth at best
>Catty at worst
I've met so many gay people who were just complete bastards

Spinach > All other veggies

>>82975009
How is it bait?

>>82974135
This is how it was at my school.
The bullies were just insecure losers who would pick on the autistic kids, then the popular kids would have to step in and tell them to knock it off.

>>82975054
Name these cartoons you're talking about.
Otherwise it sounds like you're just going out of your way to bitch about gays.

>>82973400
>>siblings hate each other

That's pretty common. Sometimes siblings just can't get along at all.

>>rich people are the devil

some can be jerks, but not exactly the devil.

>>the popular kids are assholes

Assholes can be well known for being assholes. But not popular.


>>jocks are borderline retarded bullies

You might get a jock or two who ends up being a bully, but a lot of times they end up being alright folks and aren't retards.

>>cheerleaders are mean-sprited, vapid and manipulative

well, this can happen. Personally I've seen it happen a few times. But, being a cheerleader doesn't instantly make you popular and well liked. You won't be the Queen Bee acting like that.

>>nerds are hated and bullied for no reason

If a nerd is bullied then odds are it's because they look and act like a fucking turbo geek.

>>tomboys are attracted to dorky guys

I don't think I've ever seen this in a show or real life. It seems oddly specific.

>>girls bully each other

This is a 100% truth. Girls bully each other and they can be vicious as fuck about it.


>>girls like bad boys

Truth. Some girls think they can find a bad boy, fix him, and get down to his hidden soft side. Other girls just like the confidence or are bad girls themselves

>>prom is the most important night of your life


to some it is, to some it isn't. Though I wouldn't say your entire life. More like just high school.

>>82974392
>>82974494

These two vary depending on the people in your life.

Some with empathize with you and want to talk things out to come to a better solution, and others won't.

Family can be the strongest bond depending on just who your family members are and it doesn't have to be your entire family. It could really just be one other family member.

>>82973633
No one at my high school used any of the 1000+ lockers there. I don't think the school even bothered giving people lockers, because I never got a locker number besides freshman year.

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>you dont have to pretend to be someone else
>I you want someone to like you, just be yourself.

>it's normal to do bad in school
This was the reason I did so bad in elementary and middle school, I just thought it was normal for everyone to do bad at school because the protags always had trouble.
Turns out they just did that to have someone for dumb kids to relate to and not feel alone.

Glad I pulled myself out of that habbit quickly

>>82972914
You can be smart OR active
Effort is for losers
A higher education is worth something even in non-STEM fields

>>82975253
>You can be smart OR active

>Has a high GPA
>AND loves to exercise
Why can't there be athletic nerds?

>>82975096
It doesn't show up in cartoons, obviously, but he's not really wrong.. Sexual minorities are rarely portrayed as anything but perfect, if quirky, people. Except bisexual men; those are usually portrayed as predatory, home-wrecking serial rapists without a conscience... WHEN they are portrayed

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>>82974751
>you rancid swine

This guy knows what the ladies want

>>82975367
if the constant whining about bi people in /lgbt/ is anything to go by then that isnt too far from the truth

>>82974896
Not really. Some people bully because they have it rough, but most people bully because they can.

>>82975282
Because they can easily be seem as mary sues.

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>>82975253
>A higher education is worth something even in non-STEM fields
>tfw ex-gf has a Masters in English
>goes on social media talking about how great it is living life
>her friends all hate her cause all she does is bitch about her job as a "secretary" (she's a manager at a chain restaurant), get them to pay for her drinks and sleep around like all the time
>I have regular retail job
>don't mind it and pay was raised to $12 from $10 in one year
>Going back to school to study computer work and do job I would at least like a little more and get paid a little more

>>82973438
in modern gym classes, it's 5 athletic kids throwing balls while everyone else huddles in the back

>>82975422
Not all of them are a sob story but there's something wrong with most of them on some level

>>82975282
One, because characters in fiction, like classes in a video game, are subject to balancing. Too stacked, it affects the plot. You need a cast that can play on its members' weaknesses and strengths, just like a boiling liquid in convection.

Two, usually, a jock can get an interest in nerdy hobbies, but nerds rarely take to sports or working out. Because it obviously is more difficult to move from a sedentary lifestyle to an active and outgoing one than the other way around, and some people simply aren't built for the strain of that. I myself loathe working out; I admit it.

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>You don't need to put effort into making friends because friends will come to you.

>>82973452
But they don't, it's a made up lie by horny writers

>>82973658
>tfw your girl friends have abusive boyfriends
>whenever you tell them to break up with their boyfriends they get angry with you
ok

why cant i get a girlfriend do i have to be an asshole to girls or something

>>82976675
You have to find your niche.

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>>82976813
this is a good plan

>>82976675
Simply put, yes, just don't overdo it

>>82976900
You seriously don't know what a niche is?
At least graduate high school before you start posting here.

>>82973400
>rich people are the devil
I was actively attracted to most of the stereotypical "rich" people not just in cartoons but in all shows/movies as a kid. I saw people discussing fine art and literature, drinking fine wine, wearing fine clothes, and I wanted IN on that even though every single one of them--without exception--was portrayed as either an asshole or a pretentious jackass, even when they were not actually acting better than anyone.

>>82975154
>But not popular.
The problem is that the actual meaning of "popular" is not how the term is used, especially in larger schools where only certain people will be known by the whole class.

>>82978007
it was a joke
please have a sense of humor before posting on a childrens cartoon board

>>82979152
Seriously? It's even worse as a joke. It's so absolutely unfunny it makes me angry.

Smoking being bad for you
Global warming
Sugary foods causing far people
Talking animals

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Horses are friendly

>>82979258
having autism is something you should have before posting here too so i cant fault you for that at least

>>82979366
I've never liked horses.

Also, what the fuck is this? And why is she topless?

>>82979449
It's just the wacky family-friendly adventures of Rape Horse.

>>82979418
>projecting

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>>82975224
>just be yourself.

>>82979449
Berserk. I'm pretty sure that's what inspired Ludwig, the Accursed and Holy Blade from Bloodborne.

I'm listening to the OST and playing DSIII.

>>82973633

oddly enough I had a locker I used all the time in middle school and never had a locker in high school. just used my car, or kept organised enough to not need it.

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>>82974059
No. Where the fuck did you even get that idea from?

>>82980134
Look at the first post in the reply chain.

>>82979366
>>82979449
>Horses are friendly
Like dogs, they vary a lot in temperament, depending on the quality and quantity of their interactions with people. I have a friend with horses, they are pretty chill.

>>82973238
I mean they're right that the rhyme may be introducing lying to children but the video is still kind of fucking crazy

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>>82973400
>>girls bully each other
>>girls like bad boys
>lies

>love exists
>there is such a thing as happy marriage
>women are not all worthless dumb cunts
>kids will make your life better

>>82973257
on the other end I find a lot of people suggesting we shouldn't even try. When this is being pushed by someone far too dull to form an argument or remove their own bias before attempting to negotiate, it can be extraordinarily frustrating to hear. "i'm retarded and I won't allow this simple issue to be resolved without a fight!" tends to be a pretty accurate representation of tumblr/pol's "rational" reaction to anything.

>>82972914
-It's not worth it to lie, you will always be caught. Telling the truth is always the best policy.
-Everything you learn in school is useful
-Getting back at someone is inferior to forgiveness

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>>82972914
>Violence is NOT the answer

>Drinking is always bad
>All Drugs will kill you
>Figures of authority are always superior in their decision-making skills

The 90's were fucking weird.

>>82981661
>Drinking is always bad

It is but most adults know this, acknowledge it, then proceed to not care

>All Drugs will kill you

A majority will lead down a slippery slope that will inevitably cause death, although it's not immediate like most cartoons show. See above

>Figures of authority are always superior in their decision-making skills

See the first, it all comes together at the very end.

>>82981400
I'm sorry for you

>>82981861
I hope she's just mocking all the other dumb cynical /r9k/ cunts in this thread.

>>82973400
If girls don't like bad boys how come serial killers have fan girls? Checkmate.

>>82976640
big brother here, you're full of shit. I've caught my sister bullying the shit out of other girls

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>>82981733
>slippery slope

>>82981733
>It is but most adults know this, acknowledge it, then proceed to not care

This isn't actually true, small amounts of alcohol are actually good for you.
http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/alcohol-full-story/

>A majority will lead down a slippery slope-

None of them lead down a 'slippery slope'. You only fall into this trap if you are pre-disposed to becoming addicted to begin with. The 'slippery slope' gateway drug theory was a lie crafted during the Drug War. The most hardcore addicts never even touch the 'gateway' stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8L-0nSYzg

>See the first, it all comes together at the very end.

This is almost never true about any part of authority. Authority is the end result of seniority, and is rarely the end-result of competency.

In truth, all of what I just mentioned are naive lies crafted from the 90's extremely simplistic view of the world. The 90's took the extreme view of gray-area issues and attempted to paint the entire world with that viewpoint because it made everything simple and easy to consume. No having to worry about drugs, because all drugs are harmful. No having to worry about alcohol, because all alcohol was harmful too. This was extended to everything, violence, video games, sweet foods, sex, and procrastination. All of which were portrayed in media in the simplistic sense, none of them ever considering context for their inclusion.

90's were fucking weird.

>bullying girls is wrong
How can something so fun be wrong?

>>82979337
Smoking is bad for you 100%. You might as well be pouring tar down you throat and into your lungs.

>>82981996
>sex is bad

This one pissed me off the most.

Sex is really fucking good for you on almost every level, but good luck finding a cartoon that would admit it in a sea of abstinence campaigns.

>>82975154
>odds are it's because they look and act like a fucking turbo geek.

Still not seeing how that's a valid reason for bullying.

>>82975054
>>82975367
How many characters are total bastards that aren't villains. I think you're seeing a pattern that isn't there and the real explanation is that creators tend to want to make characters that are likable.

>racism is bad, goy. Let all those refugees in, they're just misunderstood.

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>>82981896
Is it so surprising that 4chan is in general populated by jaded, socially awkward nerds full of regrets about their past?

>>82982249
To me, it's only surprising that I've become one of you.

>>82973452
classic: I never talked with a girl, but i know everythig about them

>>82982106
Cartoons are marketed to 12 year olds, moron.

>>82973452
Cute doggos

>>82973238
>This is what poo in the loos actually believe

>>82982249
Here I don't have to deal with real people. I can pretend you're all pretty much me, and not stupid ignorant normal people.

>>82982665
So... stupid ignorant ABnormal people?

>>82979337
Only one of them isn't real

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Females are never this cool about it

>>82982703
Talking animals exist, they're just not cute and usually behead you for their religion.

>>82982776
>Females

>>82982424
>durr sex isn't in cartoons
Yes, it fucking is. The kissing, the romance, all of it is the general category of sex.

Go find a single cartoon show which advocated dating and romance that was not about the complications or was hands-off as fuck as to be a very sterile friendship. Or worse: was a backwards lesson about how the opposite gender is nothing but problems and will cause severe issues in your life.

>>82982826
>backwards lesson about how the opposite gender is nothing but problems and will cause severe issues in your life.
>backwards lesson
>backwards
That's just an absolute truth that needs to be taught to kids.

>>82982424
>Cartoons are marketed to 12 year olds, moron.
>Implying that stopped the good cartoons of the 90's

Cue animaniacs clip which I'm too tired to find right now.

>>82982351
>anyone saying anything that implies women can fuck up has obviously never talked to one
Another classic.

>>82975282
Shut up, Parker, you can't have all the women.

>>82982684
Yeah, but at least it's fun here.

>rape and domestic abuse are bad

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>>82981896
>implying true romantic love exists
>implying happy marriages exist in 2016
Can't say too much about that 3rd one because we're all dumb worthless cunts.
And if you work for it, parental love is the best feeling and can motivate you through some tough shit. "I love you mom/dad" is the best high you can experience.

>>82983061
>"I love you mom/dad" is the best high you can experience.
Only if your life is so shit that words of some dumb glob of flesh mean anything to you.
Being rich is an infinitely better high.

>>82972914
If you are honest and work hard, you will be happy and successful.

>>82983144
Well maybe I'm just a sap then. I'm a sucker for seeing happy and content children, before they figure out what life is about.

Money feels like freedom and that's damn good too, I'll give you that one.

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>>82973400
>siblings hate each other
Oh man, this shit. I always got along with my brothers fine and still do.
I think this is why Gravity Falls clicked with so many people. Finally siblings were something different than a cocky boy doing stupid shit and his sister being superior to him and calling him a dweeb all the time and both constantly fighting. Last time things were good like that was the original PPG I think.

>>82983174
I absolutely hate children.
They're all dumb, annoying and too much trouble.

>>82975678
>that image
Humor is dead.

>Ted Bundy and Jack the Ripper are villains
They are some of the biggest heroes in the world who knew how to treat women right.

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>>82982122
>How many characters are total bastards that aren't villains.
You should see Dumbing of Age.
All the "good guys" are such assholes people started sympathizing with the bitchy bigot girl.
And when someone points that out? COMMENT DELETED.

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>>82983203
And that's fine. You forgot bratty, smart-ass, inconsiderate, greedy, and a load of other vices.
They are people in their purest form. But with yours (if you end up having them) 9/10 times if you love someone other than yourself, it's probably going to kick in for them too and the good will filter the bad for the most part and make it tolerable.

Not telling you going out and having kids is good or you're absolutely going to change your tune, but rambling about why I think the way I do.

If you take one sip of beer you WILL instantly turn into a pathetic drunk.

>>82983324
>if you love someone other than yourself
Good thing I don't. I don't even love myself.

>>82974135
I was friends with a stupidly rich girl and didn't know it until senior year. I mean at the school I went to there was like a 50% chance she was stupid rich but it never even occurred to me that she might be until I was standing in her mansion.

>>82983407
Did she have any bodyguards?
Because if no, you should've beaten her and her relatives up, stole her shit and ran from the country.

>>82974135

Rich girl in my highschool was kind of... prickly? Arrogant maybe?

But she was also the object of mockery by everyone else. Being rich did absolutely nothing to improve her social standing among the other students.

>>82982776
You are also not cool enough for them to be cool about it.

>>82983406
>implying I do

>>82983439
No, but her dad would kick my ass and as much as her dogs love me, they would tear me to pieces if I hurt her.

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>>82983578
Then kill them. Can't kick your ass with a bullet in their heads.

>>82983698
But I like them, and it's not like I have to worry about money either

>>82983741
I wish I could murder some rich family and steal of their money.

>>82983760
The thing about killing rich people is that then there's people who will actually come after you.

>>82983841
So, I have to befriend the mob first. Got it.

>>82983439
>Not fucking her brains out, knocking her up, and marrying into the family business and just letting it make money FOR you

>>82984346
>putting up with women
>putting up with pregnant women
>putting up with some bitch's relatives
Fuck that. They all deserve to die.

>>82974334
I was good friends with my high school teams quarter back in the day and he was the one that introduced me to dungeons and dragons and had a fucking collection of medevil weapons.

Also got me into the local wrestling scene.

Fuck I hated high school but I knew some interesting people compared to now a days.

>blonde girls are attractive

>>82974135
What kind of fantasy land school did you attend? At my school the popular kids were assholes towards the nerd kids but popular because the other popular kids and the almost popular kids liked them. And all the male jocks were part of the asshole brigade but some of the female ones were nicer.

We also had that thing were you were a "nerd" if you read books or got good grades.

>>82985213
m8, I went to a shitty public school in australia and all the assholes were ostracized by everyone else while those who were funny and/or got good grades were admired

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>>82979769

>>82985273
>be from a shitty slavic school
>everyone in your class is a bro, be they rich, nerds or delinquents
Is it a coincidence or shittier schools have better people?

>>82974135
This tbqh, I was born in a wealthy family but everyone really thought I was super chill.
I'm also friends with both jockbros and dorks.
/blogposting

>>82973400
>>rich people are the devil
>>the popular kids are assholes
These were true at my high school though. There were plenty of popular people who were dicks but then there were plenty of popular kids who really were fucking assholes too.

>>82974135
>The popular people were popular because they were likable. All the bullies were fucking losers that nobody liked because they were assholes.
When will this meme end? At my high school, there were plenty of jocks, cheerleaders, girls on the dance team, and preps who were downright fucking mean and shitty to the less popular kids. Our school was very typical that way. Shit, I was even friends with a skater kid who was popular despite being a fucking terrible person who was in and out of jail constantly, yet plenty of people loved the guy and still do, even though he's only maybe a little better nowadays.

I don't know where this meme is coming from. I think it's just internet nerds being contrarian as fuck.

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>>82973400
Speaking of these, do cartoons actually mold school culture stereotypes?

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>>82973238
What the fuck is this shit

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>>82983268
What comic is he talking about?

>>82972914
Transgender isn't a mental disorder.

>>82985213
>At my school the popular kids were assholes towards the nerd kids but popular because the other popular kids and the almost popular kids liked them.
This precisely. That is why they are popular.

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>>82985557
It has actually wavered his fanbase's faith in him.
All the most hardcore Becky apologist were making leaps to damage control it.

>>82986132
>It's ok to be racist if you are lesbian
Fuck, now I will say that I'm gay like that I will be able to call people nigger without people complaining.

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>>82986565
There is an actual strip in which a trans girl is demanding cookies from a half-Chinese one because she's "more oppressed" and the half-Chinese one caves in, because "she's passingly white".
And the trans-girl is a full-white redhead, like the lesbian here.

Somehow this is supposed to be justice.

>>82982826
honestly people in general are a ton of problems. Gay, Straight, doesn't matter fucking will lead to mind games, bullshit of various stripes, and all manner of nonsense.

maybe that person is worth it. most of the time though...?

>>82986636
>I have more oppression point than you so it mean that I can be a dick and you can't complain
Do this people really think that racism and homophobia is just a fucking game where you win point by being the minoritiest? Damn I miss when being a stupid teenager was just liking edgy shit and listening to linkin park while complaining that your parents never understood you and not people turning serious issue in a joke.

>>82983061

Almost all of my friends who have married did so for tax benefits and visitation rights in case of medical emergency (I'm in Germany). It was always a kind of "we've been together for 5-10 years, so let's do it" thing. I reckon it will be the same with my gf and me, will probably ask her this year (or she will ask me, don't know).

My point being, marriage is becoming a purely legal thing again and divorce is an option you can take without stigma if it doesn't work out. And that's for the better, because it relieves the pressure from relationships. The erosion of marriage as a societal institution is ironically enhancing it, making it "happier."

>>82983324
Yes anon, and stockholm syndrome is a fucking thing for kidnap victims, but that doesn't make it remotely fucking appealing or acceptable in my life.

>>82986813
Well atleast some you guys have good life, i just spent my day shitposting and watching japanese cartoons.

>Hard work is superior to natural talent
>You can do anything if you just work hard enough!

>>82987202
>Just be yourself!

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Adults are always right about the important stuff
Nasty people can be reformed with little to no effort
Average people are actually upper-middle class (that's really the fault of the writers coming from families that give out small 10-million-dollar loans to their children)

>>82987202
>Hard work is superior to natural talent
In many many fields, it is.

>episode of Gumball where the universe almost ends because their dad tries to get a job

honestly, I like the show but I don't know if having such a pathetic father figure ingrained into a kids psyche is anything but culturally cancerous

and then, to make it a positive thing for a character to regress?

also
>le smart little fedora sister

>>82987202
>Hard work is superior to natural talent
It really is though. So many talented people go to waste because they don't work hard.
Talent+hard work > Hard work > Talent.
Of course nepotism is superior to all three.

>>82987506
Nepotism + Money > Money > Nepotism > Talent + Hard Work > Hard Work > Talent

>>82982106
Sex isn't bad, but it can be abused. Chastity is (was?) a virtue for a reason, anon.

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>love and relationships just kinda happen, even for the awkward quiet guys

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>>82987697

There always have to be some outliers, anon. I'm sorry one of them has to be you.

>>82987539
Truly, Donald Trump has shown us the highest path to success.

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>>82987789
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>>82987265
>>82987506
It is. People who are successful by their competence are simply the ones who put the most work into their craft.
This is why good artists get annoyed when people say that they're "lucky they're so talented"; it diminishes the importance of actual effort they put in.

>>82987539
That's depending on how you define success.

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>>82986636
Got your back, homeslice.

>>82987979
So wait, delinquent black girl's mom loves half-chinese bitch more than her because she's half-asian instead of half-black?

C'mon Willis.

>>82973257
I actually once baffled a bully out of attacking me.

>>82987900
>That's depending on how you define success.
Defining success the way rich assholes define it, I guess.
It's very easy to be upper crust by just being born to it.

>>82973400
>>siblings hate each other
My sister hates me with a passion.

>>82973400
>girls bully each other
>false
Girls are monsters to each other, the weird ones always get picked targeted

>she's too short
>she's too tall
>her boobs are too big
>her boobs are too small
>she's too pretty
>she's too ugly
>she's too fat
>she's too skinny
>she's poor
>she's rich
>she's a virgin
>she's a slut
>her grades are too good
>my boyfriend said hi to her once

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>>82987202
>lazy bitchbaby doesn't want to work
So those months-years of agony, self-loathing, and frustrations from hitting walls just don't happen because "natural talent."

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>>82973440
Violent revolution is nearly never the answer. Read some Edmund Burke.

>>82988530
You have that a lot in Japanese media, actually.
They just brand someone a "genius" and they simply outgrow everyone with no effort.
Because genius. Ain't gotta explain shit.
Just look at Naruto where being in some family makes you inherently superior to others.

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>>82988454
>>my boyfriend said hi to her once

>>82973289
This one
Every fucking time bully's rarely care.

>>82983324
>if you love someone other than yourself, it's probably going to kick in for them too and the good will filter the bad for the most part and make it tolerable.
Love doesn't make good people out of children. It spoil and shelters them.

>>82987481
Meh, cartoon dads sucking ass has been the norm for ages now. In fact there's very few instances of media made in the US that like to portray a positive father figure.

This is a country with some serious daddy issues.

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>>82979366
This scene was a disappointment. That bitch was annoying and I really wanted to see some demonic beast-on-person action.

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>The police are only ever ineffective due to legal technicalities, other than that they all fully live up to their "Protect and Serve" hype
>"The Law" is a definitive standard for morality that should, under no circumstances, EVER be compromised
>A fundamentally broken status quo deserves to be protected through ineffective pacifism if the only availible/effective alternative to better it comes at any negative cost

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>>82973400
>>siblings hate each other
Siblings not getting alone is super fucking common.

>>rich people are the devil
You don't get rich by not being self serving and willing to fuck over others.

>>the popular kids are assholes
Popular ones, no, the "cool" ones, yes. You don't get popular by being a dick.

>>jocks are borderline retarded bullies
This is genuinely bs. Just because you are into sports doesn't make you into a braindead dick.

>>cheerleaders are mean-sprited, vapid and manipulative
Again, depends.

>>nerds are hated and bullied for no reason
nerds are hated and bullied because they are different, and also tend be a bunch of smartasses/teacher's pets/snitches etc, who don't know how to not be awkward fuckers who suck the fun out of the room.

>>tomboys are attracted to dorky guys
Myth.

>>girls bully each other
Girls fucking torment each other.

>>girls like bad boys
True.
>>prom is the most important night of your life
Vapid and childish idea.

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>>82974824
>mfw I finally realized that the guy who had been "bullying" me by beating me up, was in fact just retaliating to me, because I was a total asshole to him, verbally constantly mocking him, deriding the shit he liked, and in general, annoying and teasing him to no end, but because he wasn't as witty or good with words as I, the only response he had to my shit was physical violence.

The realization that I had been the bully all along, was rather eye opening.

>>82975496
that's because the athletic kids have the reflexes to be in front

>>82975597
A friendly chat can't fix people who have something wrong at the core of their personality though, is the important distinction

That asshole is gonna be an asshole forever.

>>82989144
Indeed

>>82989015
All of this is correct except:

>>tomboys are attracted to dorky guys
>Myth.

This is a legend that happens once in a blue moon. It is incredibly rare, but it DOES happen

>>82989144
At least you were just verbal.
My tactic for dealing with "bullying" was to beat or strangle people for any slight real or imaginary.

>tfw realizing that you were a fucking psycho and not an innocent, but misunderstood kid surrounded by mean people
Scary.

>>82975496
>>82973438
I don't like many sports, but dodgeball is consistently fun

probably because I'm surprisingly good at it for my size
the balls don't even hurt when you get hit in the face, how can anyone not like it?

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>>82989500
Yo nerds, gimme your dubs. NOW!

>>82988594
the french revolution was fine
as was the british civil war
and in fact the american civil war too

rising up against wankers in power is sometimes the only way to stop them from being wankers, or in power

10% of our brains, etc

>>82987202
Here's something nobody says: diligence is a talent on its own.

>>82976675
I have a friend who has THE WORST taste in men, like holy shit how can you be so bad at picking partners?

her first boyfriend is someone I know who has a huge aggression problem, and is spoiled as fuck by his rich parents, yet is consistently moody, refuses to get a job (because his parents give him money anyway) and spends all day indoors smoking weed and replaying games he's played a million times

her next boyfriend was someone who'd had a child with another woman (at age 20), yet never saw his daughter anymore and basically cut off ties with them; he also was a drug dealer, frequently got arrested and fought the police, and had a sawed off shotgun (in the UK); he then got my friend pregnant, left her a while later, threatened her, then cut off all contact.
last I heard he had gotten ANOTHER girl pregnant then ended up in prison

her next boyfriend was a 19 year old (she was 25 at this point and her daughter was 2), who was so inexperienced with ANYTHING that he might as well have been 12

her next boyfriend was someone we've known for years, who has a tiny penis, acts like an arrogant, immature cunt, but has a well paying job
it lasted a month


she's a nice, pretty girl, yet she has almost destroyed her life with her awful taste in men, it's astounding and depressing

>>82989469
There is tomboys outside of anime and manga? They are real thing?

>>82988773
Love doesn't mean being a total bitch slave to them. You care about them and want to see them successful and happy, even if that means you gotta put the screws to them sometimes when they fuck up. They're gonna fuck up a lot and you need to find the balance between proper discipline and coddling for them so they don't turn out spoiled and demanding or rigid and scared of life.

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>the is always a girl who is basically the female version of you, no matter how quirky or weird you are, and you're gonna mutually fall in love with each other at first sight

Why lie to the doomed? That's just mean.

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>a child/teenage friends group where everyone has different ethnicities, financial classes, religions, and even hobbies

>>82974270
OK robot

>likable women, blacks, Mexicans, Jews and slavs exist

>>82979769
That is the saltiest post. You don't have to conform to a pop culture idea of normal to have freinds or be social. I swear robots have zero clue how to put effort in and just complain.

>>82983760
Edgy

>>82975224

Because when you pretend to be someone else, it's only a matter of time before the facade drops. Unless you plan on being somebody else for the rest of your life.

If you've ever been in a relationship where the other person "changed", then you'd know.

>>82973400
>>siblings hate each other
this is a big one for me. my younger sister has always been family. i love her, and even if i ribbed her sometimes its because i'm a big brother.
gravity falls is probably the only show ive seen that had a genuine sibling relationship.

>>82986813
>My point being, marriage is becoming a purely legal thing again and divorce is an option you can take without stigma if it doesn't work out. And that's for the better, because it relieves the pressure from relationships. The erosion of marriage as a societal institution is ironically enhancing it, making it "happier."

Marriage was pretty much always a legal thing. It was only for a brief period there in the early 20th century where "love" was the greatest motivator, but even then, women were looking for financial security and men were looking for sex/house work and had fewer options outside of marriage.

And considering all the bullshit that happens when people who have been living together for 10+ years go through when they break up anyway, having a legal agreement ahead of time just makes sense.

>>82972914
Gamers are all super smart hackers.
Gamers in real life are pretty fucking stupid.

>>82979366
>You were by my side all along...my truest, guiding moonlight

>>82987900
>This is why good artists get annoyed when people say that they're "lucky they're so talented"; it diminishes the importance of actual effort they put in.

I remember Neil Degrasse Tyson saying this in an interview. People would always compliment him about how "naturally gifted he was", but he didn't feel that he was that smart. He just studied his ass off.

This is especially true when it comes to his personality. People see him in interviews, where he's charming, fairly active, and always ready with a witty and/or insightful comment, so they assume he's naturally like that. He mentioned in one interview that he actually does a lot of prep work before each interview. He'll watch the interviewer's previous work so he can get a better understanding of their style, their beats, and their patterns, and then prepare how he himself will respond ahead of time so he doesn't go up there and make a fool of himself.

Then he gets cornered by fans who want to engage him personally, and he has no plan for that, and they say he ends up coming across as aloof and too busy to deal with them.

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>even elementary schools have lockers and are all in enclosed buildings.

Cali barely has any of this shit. We're all outside campuses. And no fuckin lockers for elementaries.

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>>82974921
Too close, anon.

>>82989981
Hey, she should get in touch with me. I'm an awful man too.

bumping for lies

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>>82974135
>mfw this was the situation in my school most of the times but I still believed in the hellish american version meme.
>I'm always wary of everyone, even now
>Only at final semester of highschool, I realized that if I spent time being likable and interactive, it wouldn't have to be this way
>There's no such thing as meme-free cartoons even now
>mfw murica's cartoons ruined my life forever

>>82991709
Not even cubbies?

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>>82974854
>it's a douchebag loses his job, girlfriend, and apartment trying to "keep it real" episode

>>82990480
your green text isn't a lie this literally happened to me.

>>82973400
>girls bully each other
That one does happen though

>>82990876
Depends on the location. In a small town you're fucked. In a big city it's easy to be fucked, but there's also the potential for niche groups. Then of course the local cultures modify your odds. It's easy to think we live in a small world. But there's some shit out there.

All in all, it's a normalfag world. And they'll fight to the death to keep it that way.

>>82973400
I hated my older sister and we had a lot of fights as a kid

We hang out all the time now though

>>82989015
>You don't get rich by not being self serving and willing to fuck over others.
Lottery
Investment
Inheritance
Coming up with a idea and selling it?
Cutthroat competition is not the only way to become wealthy

>>82985730
It's more physical than anything.

>>82990753
A jew sucked my dick once. She was pretty likeable

Plays involve complex mechanical sets. A ship on the ocean is surrounded by wave-shaped cutouts on little mechanical arms, being moved and driven by unseen machinery under the stage.

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>>82990562
>mfw my D&D group is basically the power rangers

>>82973400
>>siblings hate each other

This is pretty much true

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If someone at school is popular, there's usually a reason why.
Hint: The reason isn't that they are a dickhead with money.

Just because you have a good relationship with your siblings doesn't mean everybody else does.
A lot of people just plain hate their brothers and sisters for a good reason.

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>>82988594
How about you read some Thomas Jefferson

>>82973400

Get out Chad.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82988086
Shut up, Steven

Many years ago when I went to school in southern Cali I was consistently bullied by an older boy who's father worked on the school and turned a blind eye to what was happening.
I watched cartoons and in all of them the protagonists always either befriended the bullies by trying to understand them, or came to some sort of accord by using his/her smarts.
I went to his house to try and reconcile in an environment where he wouldn't feel like he had to pick on me to uphold some kind of façade to look cool.
He split my lip and started calling me a fag and the bullying only got worse.

So I jerked off into a pair of my underpants and hid them in the garden shed of the house where my bully lived, and then I told the police that the bully's father had molested me in the shed while I has visited. The court felt there was enough evidence to send him away for two years. He also paid a huge sum of money to my family and would never work as a teacher again. The marriage of the bully's parents also disintegrated almost immediately.
I moved schools because of the traumatic experience.

>>82973257
I think the funniest thing about this one is that even real peace lovers understand that peace doesn't solve all problems. That's the reason Buddhist monks in certain places are famous for knowing forms of martial arts.

Sometimes push comes to shove.

>>82990480
>>82995091
I had this happen to me as well despite being a homo relationship. You can't despair and believe in nothing, but you can't also just on the first thing to come. Took me... 3-4 relationships to find this one and I'm keeping her.

>>82995779
But what about the non-binaries? Aren't those people mentally ill? Doesn't seem physical if they just don't identify with anything or even go as far as making shit up. Plus it shits on the whole "trans people transition from one sex to the other".

>>82973257
Some people don't want peace.
Some people want war and hostility.
If peace was an option, humanity would never have invented war in the first place.
Besides, we learned it from watching the animals. They never do anything except fight.

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>>82975224
> have always played a role in social situations since I was in sixth grade
>the fake roles have become the real me
>the mask has become the face
Eh can't complain

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>>82996848
>implying this is all true
Well damn anon, I'm not sure I would employ the word smart since you created chaos in that family's life but you did get rid of your problem by using... your smarts.

>>82972914
Depending on the cartoon in question:
Violence never solves everything
Every problem can be solved by beating up a bad guy

>>82996848
I hope this is true Anon, that's some serious getting even.

>>82990480
Why the fuck would you want a female/male version of yourself as a partner? That sounds like absolute hell.

That niggers are humans and should have the same rights as white people

>>82996963
can't also just jump** on the first thing to come.

>>82989981
>refuses to get a job (because his parents give him money anyway)
Why would you get a job if you get money anyway?

>>82997049
But the animals don't actively look to destroy their own species or serve their own self-interests. Animals show some signs of selfishness in some cases but ultimately you wouldn't see a wolf eradicating the entire pack because it enjoys it. I think if peace was a genuine achievable goal, we'd have it already. Humans are just... complicated.

>mexicans exist

>>82974751
>Be persistent with your goals
but that good advice though

>>82997368
Actually animals are totally fine hunting each other to extinction if they can get away with it. It has happened countless time throughout world history.
When one species suddenly gains access to an area where another, weaker species has lived without the fear of predators, it's one huge bloodbath.

>>82972914
The illuminati isnt real
9/11 wasnt an inside job

>>82973257
I dunno. I don't think there's shortage of media that shows how cool solving everything with violence is. Maybe sometimes we should give peace a chance.

>>82997534
Well shit, I learned something. I understand the law of the strongest, I was mostly referring to members within one species. And sure Pack A might challenge Pack B for territorial businesses but murder as humans know it? Would animals do that?

>>82989015
>Popular ones, no, the "cool" ones, yes. You don't get popular by being a dick.
Most people use popular to mean that, especially in schools where not everyone knows one another, so in a sense they are literally more popular.

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>>82974751
>don't ignore me you rancid swine

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>You'll know what you want to do with your life when you leave high school

>violence is always bad
>people who get bullied don't deserve it

>>82997221
>Why the fuck would you want a female/male version of yourself as a partner? That sounds like absolute hell.

Only if you are a shitty person.

>>82988799
You think guys that make cartoons have happy/normal dads?

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>>82973633
Got a locker in middle school that I had to use because you weren't allowed to walk around with your backpack for whatever stupid reason. Got to highschool and never used my locker once, I don't think anyone did. I forgot what it was two weeks into freshmen year.

>>82989500
That's the best way to test a bully. If he crosses a line, tell him how hard they go in your hood. If you don't get shot, he's a pussy, kick his ass.

Bullying is all about teaching boundaries. If someone tries to bully you, teach them that's the kind of shit that would get them stabbed in the streets.

>>82973438
mfw when I hit my least favourite PE teacher with a dodgeball.

>>82973807
My parrot hates broccoli for some reason. I think I might have traumatised her by hanging a full piece of broccoli in her cage the first day we got her.

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>>83000132
What...
who the fuck does that

>>82980898
>>82985470
Its done on purpose.

>>83000222
I didn't want her to be hungry? It's perfectly common to hang food in their cage for them to eat. If you put it in a bowl they'll just eventually drop it.

Do digress that it was a mistake doing that on her first day though. Aside from hating broccoli, she's a now a well socialised bird that eats well.

>>83000337
well then why was it traumatizing?

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>>83000430
Because Broccoli is fucking disgusting.

>>82972914
Nice guys finish last.

>>If you kill them, they will win.
Come on, Trudeau.

>>83000430
Birds have evolved as prey animals and are generally scared of big colourful things. This can be mitigated with good socialisation.

>>83000498
They changed the broccoli to green peppers in Japan.

>>83000558
Nice guys don't finish last – boring guys do.

>>82974135
That's nice. But that doesn't apply to everyone so stop acting like that's the norm and you're some sort of enlightened person for seeing high school for how it really is. Some high schools are shit. Same goes for >>82974212
>>82975088
>>82974246
>>82985380

Every fucking one of these threads people say this shit in a certain way that comes off very naively. Like, grow the fuck up and realize not everyone is not the same as the people that went to your shitty little high school.

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>>82998753
Even if you weren't a shitty person, having someone who shares all your interests and opinions would be boring as fuck. There'd be no excitement or challenge in that relationship at all.

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>>82997054
>mfw I would play vastly different roles depending on company and situation
>mfw I don't remember what my real face is
>mfw I'm just an interchanging mess of exagerated characters

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>>82973400
>mfw the people ITT with shit siblnigs

>>82972914
I guess there's the usual "people only use 10% of their brains"-thing

Also the way people take damage. Like if you haven't been hit in a vital organ you can just will yourself to ignore it and move on as if nothing happened, and people never go into shock or die from blood loss. The worst example is probably people who are shot in the leg who just get up and are ready to run a fucking marathon.

>>82973807

Why do the parents in cartoons never shred the broccoli and put it in the rice/meat mixture? You can hardly taste it then and you've got to eat it that way.

>>83001686
>Write a story with a large amount of characters
>When friends read them, each of them picks out a different character and asks if they're based on me

>>82990876

Cartoons and fictional media in general seem to not get that "just be yourself" and "try to be somebody different" are both bad advice and the only way to get by is to combine both of those aspects in many ways. This is one reason I think reality TV is great- you actually have that blend of phoniness and genuineness being portrayed.

>>83001921
>with shit siblnigs
>siblnigs
>nigs

A bunch of niggers they truly are.

>>82973400
Girls bully each other all the damn time. It's just less direct and far more insidious and damaging than male bullying.

If you seriously believe that, you're either retarded or have never spent more than five minutes with a group of females.

>>82973438
Same. I mean, I sucked shit at it, but it was still a good time.

>you'll succeed if you work hard enough.
Yeah, right.

>>82973633
Fuck dude, even when I got to high school, we weren't allowed to use lockers. Their use had been discontinued right before I got there. Too many people breaking into them or hiding drugs and shit in there.

>>82982114
It doesn't justify bullying, but if you paint a target on your back, you take your wellbeing into your own hands. That's not to say that you're at fault for being bullied, but if you go to school with a bunch of assholes with no respect for people's boundaries, then it would behoove you not to attract their notice if you can help it.

>>82975224
Well, yeah. Being a fake ass motherfucker isn't the way to conduct long term relationships.

However, if 'yourself' isn't likeable, then what you need is self improvement. Fat? Work out. Ugly? Learn to be charming, or get surgery if you're desperate. Awkward? Make an effort to learn how to talk to people. Pre-existing conditions preventing you from doing any of these? Get professional help and/or medication. Can't afford it? Get a job.

>>82976675
Bruh, if that keeps happening to you, then you're only going after girls with serious issues. Normal girls with a minimum of baggage don't go for assholes. Trust me on this, don't be upset that none of these women want you. Getting involved with them would be a mistake anyway.

>>82979769
I can't decide whether it's frightening or amusing that /r9k/ honestly believes that this is what is considered to be "normal".

>>82973438

Dodgeball is probably one of the best sports for nerdy kids. Typically the kids that get targeted are the athletic kids who pose a threat, and the smaller kids are treated as an afterthought once all the tough kids are out.

>>82987202
Hard work is absolutely better than natural talent. So many people who are naturally talented get it in their heads that they're infallible, and thus never make an effort to maintain or improve their skills.

Whereas the guy who spent the time and made an effort fully understands the value of what he has accomplished, and will almost undoubtedly put forth a lot of effort to stay as good as he is, or get better.

>>82987697
That's pretty much exactly what happened to me though.

Not to say that I put in no effort. I was a silver tongued son of a bitch, even in high school. But the opportunity itself just sort of fell into my lap.

>>82990480
Bitch, I've dated three girls in a row who have exhibited at least one or more major aspects of my personality, and our relationships were all the better for it.

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>>82990562
>main cast is made up of people from different ethnicities and classes
>somehow, they never come to hate one another

>>82973400
>siblings hate each other
It's always "siblings always hate each other" or "perfect loving family". Normally it's somewhere in between, where you care about your family but they certainly aren't perfect people. Nor will they automatically know what's happening to you and just appear to say exactly the right thing when needed.

>rich people are the devil
This along with corporations are evil. Fucking corporations give your sorry ass a job. They don't care about you individually, but that doesn't make them any more evil than the guy down the road. And a lot of rich people donate (for tax purposes, but still).

>the popular kids are assholes
>jocks are borderline retarded bullies
>cheerleaders are mean-sprited, vapid and manipulative
These are just annoying, and probably give kids a far worse impression of others than if they'd just talked to them otherwise.

>nerds are hated and bullied for no reason
Nerds are frequently bullied for being easy targets. Simple as that.

>tomboys are attracted to dorky guys
>girls like bad boys
Yeah, let's stop pretending to know what "all girls" want in a boyfriend.

>girls bully each other
They do. It's just a big different than how boys bully each other.

>prom is the most important night of your life
Well, I will always remember my prom song. But it was a lot of expense to spend time with someone I didn't really care that much about.

>>82973289
>Bullies are just misunderstood and they really just want to be friends with you
This. Yes, they frequently have home/family problems which can cause the bullying, but that doesn't mean some random high school student is going to resolve it by letting the bully walk all over them. Nor is "being their friend" going to fix it.