/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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What was the best scene in the show and why was it Jasper poofing Garnet?

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Pearl is on the move!

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Lapis is conscious. Jasper has probably woken up by now too

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>Wanted to get in before "LION AROUND" was posted and post "LION THE MOOD"
>It's the fuckin OP
Well played.

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I want to FUCK Pearl

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StevexConnie
RubyxSapphire
AmethystxPeridot

So who is gonna get Pearl? Lapis, Jasper or Greg?

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Is there away to stop France from airing the episodes?

>>82952185
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>82952176
Did you make this? It's really cute.

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>>82952198
Stevonnie
Rupphire
Amedot
Jaspis
Malex
Strong independent Pearl

>>82952181
She died and is never coming back

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>she sees your dick

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Lady of the sea, as shitty as can be.

Couldn't help but wonder if shed be better off dead

>>82952209
Probably not but maybe a nice French anon will make subs for them

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>>82952222
Why didn't Alexandrite start punching the shit out of Malachite with her extra arms?

>>82952233
You know why

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Hi again, it's me, face.

>>82952227
If Lapis was kill, the Universe would explode.

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>>82952175
It was a good one. Established homeworld as having some scary tech and had Steven watch best gem die right before his eyes. I think my favorite scene though is still Lapis's original reveal though. The suspense of the series build up to their first encounter with a gem that isn't them was fantastic.

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>>82952198
I can't decide if I want Pearl to be with Jasper or Lapis. Lapearl is aesthetically pleasing and could be fun, and Jaspearl is another Big Beautiful Woman for Pearl to fall in love with.

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Is Wollielite a Crystal Gem or a Homeworld Gem? Is she corrupt, bubbled, or part of the Cluster?

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The Cluster is cute. CUTE!

Anyway, the dialogue kind of suggests that the Cluster is merely A Cluster. Which means Homeworld likely has several massively giant women among their ranks. One must wonder if the CGs will ever encounter one of these enemy Clusters. Not fight them of course, because that's not a fight unless we veer hard into Gurren Lagann territory.

>>82952230
they are being broadcast in dual audio

we don't even need subs, just someone to give us the files

>>82952222
Quads confirm canon

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>>82952209
Why would you want it to? Are you some sort of clod?

>>82952242
Never realized the arm had bone and muscle

>>82952245
it is 100% a Crystal Gem

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my heart can't take it

>>82952245
Crystal gem. She attacked Lapis while the homeworld soldiers ignored her..

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>>82952209
Nuke the French, anon.
They've lived too good for too long.

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>>82952233

Why didn't the CG use their shapeshifting powers to capture Jasper?
Why didn't the CG just beat the shit out of Lapis before she ran off?
Why didn't Steven use a watermelon army to defeat the Homeworld landing party?
Why does Pearl not wear eye protection?

>>82952271
No necessarily. Homeworld interrogated her thinking she was a CG.

>>82952253
Now that I look at this, wouldn't it make since for the Cluster to have multiple compound eyes?

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THIS EARTH IS MINE!!! AND MINE ONLY!!

>>82952278
Its a childrens cartoon

We need to FORCE CONNIE/LAPIS

to WATCH

STEVEN and PERDIOT

FUSE

>>82952282
Homeworld only found her Gem, and assumed she was a Crystal Gem. Doesn't necessarily mean the one who poofed her was from Homeworld.

>>82952253
Really doubt it. Why experiment with gem mutants on earth when you already know how to do the real thing.

>>82952272
Viva La France

You think nuking them would stop them? the French are indomitable they would likely just broadcast more episodes if you nuked them in an attempt to stop them

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>>82952215
No I got it from reddit

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>>82952290
YES

>>82952270
What the fuck is wrong with her hair?

>>82952209
The only way they won't air it is if there's another terror attack. If you don't want to be spoiled then just don't browse /co/. Surely you have better things to do then waste your time here all day.

>>82952300
she's a saiyan

>>82952245
I'm betting a very rogue crystal gem. Thus why Rose has her bubbled and personally hidden away in Lion. A homeworld gem would have either been shattered or left to return to the enemy forces during the retreat, but a person Rose let into her own army who turned out to be too much would be something she would have to imprison herself.

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I haven't looked at the general thread for around half a year. Is there any new dank sug mey meys since then?

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>>82952290
>Peridot having the stones to fuse with someone

>>82952278
>Because Garnet is salty because fusion/There was an earthquake and Lapis was closer and more potentially friendly, at least to Steven. Take your pick.
>Which run off are you talking about? Because the first time she left after holding them off for most of an episode, and the second time they didn't know she woke up.
>Because he wasn't sure how to fully control that power yet, and he definitely couldn't control them
>Because Pearl is a trophy wife that evolved beyond her primary functions, gaining the ability to fight and repair things, unlike Peridot who was literally made for technical work.

>>82952296
Then how do you propose we stop the French menace?
Do we poison their wine? Or do we make an example of them by hanging a few of them in their effiel tower?

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why do people hate this show so much? is it because of the fanbase? i just finished season 1 and it's really good so far, even though it can be a bit tumblr-y which is probably where some of the hate stems from, which is understandable

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I honestly think that the new episode reveals a lot about the end of the rebellion.

Based on posts from the last thread, it's become clear that the gem scorched earth theory is true.

The only gems that seemed uncorrupted were gems that had no physical form. The only gems that had physical forms that were safe were Rose, Pearl, Amethyst and Garnet, due to Rose's shield.

Pic related, as it seems that three of the Diamonds were the cause, hence the white blue and yellow glow.The sound of the blast even matches the Diamond communication device activating from "message received"

This may actually show that Rose is Pink Diamond, since pink was missing from the blast.

TL;DR
>The Diamonds nuked the earth
>Rose could be a Diamond

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>>82952286
are you the one that made this edit, if so please make more

>>82952282
That was AFTER she was trapped in the mirror.

They basically assumed anyone who didn't flee Earth with the rest of the HW visitors was allied with the crystal gems.

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>>82952299
Fusion by FORCE

>>82952181
Lion has detected such and is seeking her out as we speak

>>82952335
it's because of pictures like that

imagine never watching the show, and the one thing you see of SU is that picture

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>>82952314
Lapis being put in the time out crevice for naughty gems. And I guess KAPLOWIEE

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>>82949977
in the entire time from the first time i watched ocean gem to reading this comic i didn't see the fucking pun in my face

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>>82952284
Yes. They(She?) is a massive gem gestalt after all.

Hopefully the CGs will figure out a way to port them into space so they can form safely and not at rick of destroying the planet. That bubble ain't gonna last forever.

>>82952295
The way the HWs refer to the Cluster as a "geo-weapon" seems to imply they've done this before. The gem mutants always came across to me as either a fuck you kind of punishment, or they saw Garnet and other CG fusions, and want that power without actually doing the deed.

>>82952336
I don't think Rose is Pink Diamond still. We know what Rose is, she's a Quartz. Her body even matches a Jasper. I do think though that Pink Diamond is dead, and was probably dead before this rebellion. All the gems she was in control of like Rose were probably split up among the other forces but not all that loyal to them.

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CLUSTERS ARE CUTE

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>>82952316
yeah but not Lapis

>>82952290
Why not force Pearl to watch him fuse with Peridot, too?

someone post spoilers for barnmates please

>>82952336
Rose is and always was, a Rose Quartz.

I really don't know how many more times this needs to be stated officially before people understand that Pink Diamond would have to be someone else entirely.

>>82952270
fuck me, I'm not a lapis fag and I have smile protection instincts.

>>82952137
STEVEN'S PENIS!

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The absolute fuck was up with the proportions in this episode?

>>82952353
underrated image

>>82952322

>because Garnet is salty

That is the shittiest reason. If anything, that should just make her want to capture Jasper even more so instead of letting the biggest threat on Earth literally slide away to freedom.

>>82952290
They need a fusion training episode with Peridot and Steven, all the CG take turns to fuse with Steven and Peridot and finally those 2 fuse together at the end,

>Know your fusion
its happening

>I have a big steak right here in my hand for you
>woops I dropped it and it fell out of existence

Steak = beefcake = Jasper
Jasper has fallen out of existence

Jasper confirmed dead

>>82952433
Nice edit

>>82952433
Lamar always does this

Go back and watch Steven's Birthday, the same shit happens

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>>82952433
I don't even care, everyone was super cute

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Anyone got anymore Cluster pics?

Also, FORM when?

>>82952441
Lapis will also need to be reeducated on fusions

I think Garnet will have some strong words about how fusion isn't a weapon meant to imprison and torture your enemies

>>82952423
So would we say that Lapis made Peridot wet here?

So the white, blue and yellow flash at the end of Lapis' flashback was what corrupted the rest of the gems, right? Lapis was only saved because she was in the mirror.

(Which begs the question of what happened to things like desert glass)

>>82952433
Lamar episode. He's more cartoony and less consistent. Sometimes that works fine but he seems incapable of holding it back from his usually more cartoony episodes. From worst to best at staying on model, we have:
Lamar/Katie, Raven/Paul, Hilary/Zuke, Rebecca, Joe/Jeff

So Same Old World confirmed that Lapis is worst gem, right? I mean Pearl is a rapist and attempted child murderer but at least she isn't fucking DUMB AS SHIT

>>82952488
Really seems like it

>>82952503

What did Lapis do that was so dumb? If anything, Same Old World justified Lapis' actions against Homeworld.

>>82952416
Why are they going through so much trouble to hide depictions of Pink Diamond, then?

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>>82952471

>>82952488
I would assume that Desert Glass was a corrupted gem that was then imprisoned in an object after the fact

I wouldn't be shocked if this world had a lot of tales of heroes slaying monsters and than making magical items out of their remains over the ages

>>82952441
I kind of want Steven to fuse with the Gems first, and then Know Your Fusion is a recap episode that lists facts about fusions in general and each fusion.

>>82952488
Lapis would have seen the end of the war and was projecting it as she saw it through that image. Whatever happened wasn't just a flashy way to end the flashback.

>>82952509
her hatred and distrust of the Crystal Gems seems irrational since it was Homeworld Gems who fucked up her life

Also why would she wanna go back to them when they imprisoned her in the first place?

>>82952509
She's just dumb in general. Shouldn't she hate Homeworld for imprisoning her in the first place? What's her problem with the Crystal Gems? And why did she just presume that she would be staying ay the barn and throw a tantrum when she didnt get her way? She just behaves like a toddler all the time.

>>82952513
For a reason we don't know yet?

Holy crap. Why does that have to mean she has anything to do with Rose?

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Reminder

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it's funny how their ships actually look like generic little ufos

>>82952300
She's been flying through the sky at very fast speeds. It's a bit fluffed at the moment.

>>82952520
Seriously, they can't stay inside the Earth forever. Our heroes have to find a way to get them out of there before that bubble pops. One way or the other, there's going to be a very very very giant woman in the Sol System soon.

Suddenly I feel really bad for lapis

She has no redeeming features and not much justification to be an utter shit

>>82952565
Where do you think humans got the idea from?
#Whoa

>>82952540
Pearl and the gems picked her up and still didn't free her. A lot of her hatred probably stems from that and whatever conversation they had off screen to just keep the mirror the way it was.

Hell, ON SCREEN they were about to bubble the mirror away because they were afraid of her even though Steven was telling them that it was a person in there. So we have an on screen reason why she sees them as just another bunch of people trying to imprison her. Not to mention the one who poofed her originally was probably a crystal gem.

>>82952547
See above, and she's less mad about not getting the barn and more mad she just found out one of the people who fuckin imprisoned her AGAIN was now living on Earth. She doesn't know anything about what Peridot went through while she was locked away as Malachite.

>>82952560
she totally did the bimbo bitch

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>>82952565
Huh, they actually do.

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>>82952565
We saw one of them already up close. Old gem ships are kinda lame. I like the hand ship a lot better.

>>82952565
Oh dude they do

Ronaldo was right don't ask me how

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>>82952233
>Even when fused, the Gems continue to be useless pieces of shit and a waste of gems.
>Steven has to save them everytime
>These 3 warriors are the protectors of Earth
>Rose died for this

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What're you listening to tonight /sug?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww5GXbk58R0

Lapis acting like a kid with the "no it's ny barn!" bit was cute.

I wonder how her and Peridot will get along after the initial rockiness

>>82952628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-vU152-XAE

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>people think humans are weak on Steven Universe
>they can throw objects thousands of feet into the air with incredible precision
>they can shout so loud that people can hear it thousands of feet away
>they can see tiny gem people thousands of feet in the air with cloud cover

Why the fuck did humanity even need Rose in the first place? They are basically unstoppable if you were to give them any kind of projectile based weapon.

>>82952601
>Your dad doesn't actually know anything about space.
Uh, doesn't matter. Space is a vacuum, so spaceships can be shaped however the fuck you want.

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>>82938913

working on this request, will post full version tomorrow. Would really appreciate some critiques as I feel the eyes and hair feel a little off.

>>82950545

saw this pic in a previous thread that i did a while back and fuck this shit brings back memories of some /k/ dude who actually did the fucking pose to show how anatomically off it was. Shit was funny as hell.

>end blog post

>>82952629
they won't but the subplot will have to be put on hold will the Rubies attack, play a game of baseball then burn down the barn so that Peridot and Lapis have to come live at the temple

>>82952641
Because you need a lot of rocks.
But at this point, firearms pretty much negate anything Homeworld has. If that doesn't work, nukes absolutely will handle any possible threat.

>>82952641
Jersey natives are powered by darkness

>>82952245
She is going to be Rose's pseudo Ultron. A creation that just ran out of control.

>>82952646
Keep blogposting anon. I want to see the /k/omrade.

>>82952628
Yes - Into the Lens.

Isn't this the show about the fat boy with three lesbian moms from space?

>>82952643
The artist of the comic headcanons that stereotypical space stuff annoys Pearl, though it seems like this show actually does have stereotypical spaceships.

>>82952651
Come on, stop the denial. It was clearly foreshadowed. The Homeworld gems will not all be packed in the temple with the others
>If you lived here, you could get a cool apartment, and be a single gem taking on the big city. You'd have a fun job at a local coffee shop, and come home to a whacky roommate...

>>82952675
That's a misinterpretation of this show, but yes.

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So, what do they talk about?

Must be a lot of bickering, what with it being made up of both CGs and HWs.

>>82952690

Yeah, in reality he has four lesbian moms.

>>82952198

I believe it's going to be Peridot/Lapis and Pearl/Amethyst.

>>82952694
Except they're not really lesbians.

When will we get the CG and Peridot go on a mission together?

>>82952641
when humans were ugg ugg's they probably needed rose, butnow humans in the show are pretty solid.

>>82952270
L-LEAF! >:3

>>82952693
>Must be a lot of bickering, what with it being made up of both CGs and HWs.
Didn't Same Old World confirm that all Homeworld Gems left Earth? If that Cluster has any HW Gems, it must be less than 10% or 20%.

>>82952709
She's weak and has no gem weapon. She will toil away in the barn for the rest of her days

>>82952693
They talk about thousands of years of subjects. It's a big step towards unification of Earth and Homeworld, when you're just sitting in a ball with billions of other possible new friends.

>>82952682
I won't give in on this ever, it basically makes Peridot and Lapis into side characters instead of part of the main cast

Plus Lapis could have 5 wacky roommates instead of just 1

>>82952709
When she's been officially approved as a Crystal Gem.
https://imgur.com/TjXcSR8

>>82952729

If they made Lapis and Peridot into main characters, then how would they ever have time for Sadie drama?

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I want to __________ jasper

>>82952553
Calm down.

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>>82952697
well good luck with that

Peridot and Lapis already hate each other, and Amethyst and Pearl only sometimes hate each other while having literally nothing in common

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>>82952740
>Woolie getting ready to poof Lapis again

>>82952737
by including Lapis in the Sadie drama

what you think Lapis isn't a territorial enough bitch that she isn't gonna get into fights with literally every new person she meets?

>>82952740
>SPACE TRAVEL UP MY ANUS

>>82952745

I'm very confident in my ships.

Pearl and Amethyst had a rocky relationship early on, but they are getting closer, as her Opal fusion shows.

And I think Lapis' development will come in part from getting to learn to handle Peridot.

>>82952646
It's really good, the hands are great too, though I might not bother drawing the nails because it just makes it look like she's got scary claws.

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>>82952728
>sitting in a ball with billions of other possible new friends
>mfw
I can't be the only one who finds that adorable.

>>82952716
Well obviously they left after making preparations for Yellow Diamond's enormous "FUCK YOU" to the Crystal Gems. Then they launched their other enormous "FUCK YOU" to the Crystal Gems.

>>82952762

>implying Sadie wouldn't just spear her and then make the episode about how it was all the fault of Lapis and Lars that her day was ruined

You can't win against Sadie. She is the final boss.

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>>82952460
>yfw Peri has larger cleavage than Lapis

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>>82952316

>>82952744
Hell no. Rose = PD fags are retarded.

>>82952766
I mean Pearl and Amethyst have always been able to work together when its necessary, they also haven't been at each others throats but if you seriously see their interactions as romantic I think you have never had a sister or brother

>>82952137
>no link to previous threads
For shame, lionaround anon

>>82952774
>I can't be the only one who finds that adorable.
I had the most stupid smile on my face just looking at that ball in the dark of the Earth, making its own light and billions of conversations coming to life.

They light their own path down there, anon.

>>82952784
Nice fake image, m8

>>82952784
Now post the Morty = Sardonyx one.

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>Hey Lapis? before we go can you help me get something out of the water?

>>82952789

I'm not saying they are, right now. I just think they can become this as the show goes forward.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for Amedot if it happens, their moments so far are strong.

I just really think something will develop between Lapis and Peridot.

Did Steven and Lapis count the cars on the Jersey turnpike? Did they know why they did it?

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>>82952796
>>82952801

>>82952795
Sooner or later, Steven is going to have to talk to the Cluster again, and upon entering the headspace, it's going to look like billions of women just merrily chatting about stuff.

>>82952740
>premarital sex is a sin kids- fraud

>>82952245
once again, Woolie picks a boss character

>>82952816
WHAT
H
A
T

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>>82952816
Id love for them to fuse if only because blushmallet would lose her mind

>>82952849
Fake
A
K
E

>>82952816
>Lapis taking Peridot by force and making her fuse
Lapis? More like Rapis.

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>>82952272

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>>82952852
Episode barn mates laps and peridot fuse

>>82952547
Because everything is the Crystal Gems fault.

If they hadn't rebelled, there'd been no war. Without war, she wouldn't have been poofed and turned into a mirror. As mirror, her own people tortured her because they thought she was a crystal gem, and she couldn't prove to them she wasn't. Finally, she got left behind, and the Crystal Gems kept her imprisoned and only used her as a tool, leaving her otherwise in a box, for several thousand years.

Worse, once she makes a friend, he rescues her, he heals her, and she makes it back to home world, home world AGAIN interrogates her and sends her back to earth as an intel source, against her will, because it is still fighting the crystal gems.

She lost her home and can never return because of the crystal gems.

She was tortured and imprisoned because of the crystal gems.

She is lost in a universe, cut off from everything she ever knew, cut off from her diamond, has no home and only 1 friend in the entire universe. And her friend is a young crystal gem that spends all his time with the very gems responsible for starting and driving the rebellion.

>>82952859
Garnet really needs to talk to her about how fusion is suppose to be an act of love and not a way for you to torture other gems

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>>82952302
Actually I'm salty since I'll go on a family trip this weekend

So I couldn't enjoy the early Bomb until I come back

>>82952762
That's awesome lol

>>82952887
I'm going to need more proofs.

>>82952270
A FUCKING LEAF

>>82952887
Malachite hasn't been gone for more than a day

fusing with her 2nd worst enemy sounds like the exact opposite of what Lapis should do if she actually wants a free and happy life

I don't understand why people prefer weekly airing over a bomb airing.

We had to wait one week for yesterday's episode and barely anything happened. Don't get me wrong, it made perfect sense and was a good transition between that two parter that aired two weeks ago and what we're gonna get next week, but it doesn't change the fact that not much actually happened. And now we have to wait another week.
I would have liked this episode much better if it was part of a bomb.

Daily episodes sustain the hype while giving enough time for actual discussion about the lastest episode.

With weekly episodes I just move on to someone else in the meantime because what else are you even supposed to do?

So tell me, why do you prefer this format? Is it because that way the generals are allowed again so you can waifupost here instead of /trash/?

>>82952889
>If they hadn't fought against tyranny, she'd have been fine.

Absolutely sucks for her but she should be blaming the reason for the rebellion in the first place.

>>82952866
The simple filename makes it

>>82952887
>lapis
>peridot
>fuse

>mfw lapis x peridot new ship>

>mfw Stevonie will live forever.

>>82952629
No, she's going "this is my world and my Steven!".

Barn doesn't matter. An enemy who stood around and let her be bullied, mistreated and imprisoned on her world after being freed is what matters, acting like she's friends with Lapis's ONLY FRIEND AND SAVIOR IN THE UNIVERSE.

>>82952209
Pirate their television signal, and put up a picture of muhammad on the screen before the episodes air. That'll fix things.

>>82952926
we like bombs more than weekly

but we hate the hiatus that comes with the bomb way more than we like the bomb itself, so its balances out to us preferring weekly instead

>>82952816
I don't think this is a fake, just simply because they bothered to draw in Peridot holding a present in her hand for Lapis even though it's nearly off-screen, it seems too thought out for somebody just taking a bunch of poses from other episodes and lining them up

>>82952641
Rule of Funny. They can only do those things when it is Funny, not when it is serious or dramatic.

>people actually think lapis will fuse with peridot in barn mates
Unreal

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>>82952902
>Make it gayer.
Rebecca, I don't know how to tell you this, but we literally cannot make the show gayer.

We've got Ruby and Sapphire blatantly making out, , we got Garnet being a fuckin' pimp and and offering to fuse with Peridot like she's a nubile virgin, we got Pearl... being Pearl, , we got Amethyst and Pearl being tsundere for each other, there was the whole Sardonyx thing, all the sexy dancing, Lapis and Peridot are going to start living together soon, and we have a giant ball of women who are eager to get to know each other.

What more can we do without devolving into hardcore porn?

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>>82952866
>Steven has a boner

>>82952969
>devolving into hardcore porn
:)

>>82952969
Ronaldo x Lars

>>82952969
/ll/?

>>82952629

Same.

I want to see more possessive/selfish Lapis fanart.

>>82952969
make steven fuse with greg

>>82952980
They're jodhpurs!

>>82952866
Is this a reference?

>>82952655
If the bullets don't hit the physical gem, then it isn't doing anything to the gem.

Nuke an alien with force field tech? If they can't do such a strong attack that collapses the force field, then the gems are still invulnerable. Worse, the gems have serious space capability--- they can slam the earth with as many comets and asteroids as it takes to destroy or seriously disrupt the ecosphere and cause humanity to become extinct or at least be left as only small hunter-gatherer pockets of groups left on the planet.

That's not even counting their actual physical military capability. The more powerful gems are magical superheroes capable of just grabbing a tank and throwing it into lunar orbit, stealing all the water on the planet, creating volcanoes wherever they want, etc etc etc. Face it, humanity is exactly zero threat to gems, other than Steven, And he's half human, half Rose Quartz, so even then, his threat comes from him being a gem himself.

>>82952969
Have Steven/Gem fusions be really homoerotic. Gotta appease the male gays too.

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SHE

Lapis was amidst a swarm of naked Jaspers wielding ballpoint pens when suddenly she blinked got shitstomped and went to hell

>>82953006
Pearl poofed from being stabbed. We have enough nuclear warheads to deal with anything Homeworld can do. I'm inclined to believe that the shields, if any, would protect against a nuclear blast.

Humanity actually has a fighting chance in this case and all we need are the CGs to deal with Diamonds.

>>82953010
But white CIS male gays are privilege now. Didn't you get the crystal memo?

>>82953024
FUCKING SUCKS

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>>82952866
Why is lapis such a selfish bitch. She's beyond redemption

>>82952929

Except that she never had a problem with Homeworld's believes and it's clear that she doesn't give a shit about Earth.

So again, the CG are the root of all of the shit that has happened to her since she got to that planet.

>>82953053
I don't feel sympathetic because the alternative is dead earth

>>82952742

>Gaston becomes a Gem

>>82953010
How can they be homoerotic if Steven's the only male in the fusions? It'd always be hetero.

>>82953053
Then she's a bootlicker that's bitching about people not taking that shit.
Worst gem, /trash/ it goes.

>>82952926

Because I've ALWAYS series in this format, and even if 11 episodes is too little for heavy plot dumps, I rather this pacing and enjoy what the fandom comes up with in the meantime.

Instead of enjoying a lot happening at once, and then driving ourselves up fucking walls until the next batch of episodes airs.

>>82953066
thats literally how jasper would look irl, she is barely feminine, people who say jasper is bestgem are closet homosexuals

>>82953039
how exactly are we gonna use nukes in a way that doesn't destroy the planet for human life

also not sure if using nukes is actually any better than just using conventional explosions, I doubt radiation does anything to gems

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>>82953051
>saying a character is beyond redemption
>while posting a Midna image
>not knowing what character development is
Out. Not even a Lapis-fag, but I will not tolerate such blatant stupidity. Away with you.

I want Martin to bully Steven.

>>82953053
>Homeworld cracks her gem
>Homeworld takes her hostage
>Homeworld traps her for millennia
>Homeworld captures her again as she flies back
>Homeworld interrogates her and imprisons her on another trip back to Earth
It's a shame there isn't much moral ambiguity in the CGs actions, but Lapis is fucking dumb blaming everything on them.

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>Doctor Peridot! Im CG.

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>They actually nuked the planet

I can't believe they did it the absolute MAD MEN!

>>82953087
>implying I've even played TP

>>82953083
Lots and lots of firing that shit into space.

And basically, nukes are fucking powerful, bro. We can use conventional until/unless it doesn't work.

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>>82953081
Bullshit. If you've never had the joy of a masculine woman I feel sorry for you anon. What makes you gay is when you want the D.

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>>82953097

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>>82952867

What the fuck am I looking at?

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>>82953105
>i like women with masculine traits (that look like men)
>im not gay btw

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>>82953070
Simple.

>>82953114
Autism.

So there's only a few reasons why Pearl/the other CGs kept her in the mirror right?
>she was too broken to heal and would suffer
Only makes sense if Rose was MIA for a time leading into forgetfulness.
>Pearl forgot
She just...forgot that it's in her noggin
>she was a Homeworld gem and probably angry with unknown power levels
Though Pearl at least had no idea how powerful "the gem inside" was in Mirror Gem and remarked such

>>82953136
you forgot
>she is a cunt

>>82953097
This thing also shows that Blue, White and Yellow Diamond were alive during the end of the rebellion, and it seems that either YD is the weaker one or didn't put a lot into the EXTERMINATUS from her part, but I could be speaking bullshit, since its just light.

>>82952929
But HW gems don't recognize it as tyranny. They recognize it as the correct social order of gems.

It is only coming to Earth which exposes them to new concepts and ideas. Rose rebelled because Rose was "corrupted" with the idea that the organic life on Earth are equally valuable or even more valuable then gems. Rose then corrupted other gems with this idea, and they then turned against the proper, true, ethical, logical, emotional way of gems.

Earth makes gems become flawed. It stresses gems and reveals their flaws. Flawed gems are useful only as power sources and computing elements to the home world gem society.

So, again, it is Earth and the Crystal Gems fault for Lapis's misery and fate.

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>>82953097
>Yellow, White, and Blue
So this is after Pink was kicked out of the club.

Here's a possibility nobody ever brings up. Maybe Rose killed Pink Diamond. Straight up shanked a bitch right in the gemstone. In terms of why Homeworld decided to just nuke the place, and why Yellow Diamond is so fucking pissed, that'd do it.

>>82953104
I'm not sure our nuclear arsenals are outfitted to go into space, I mean intercontinental ballistic missiles can shoot high into the atmosphere but they are designed to hit targets on earth not outside the atmosphere, I'm not entirely certain they could fully escape Earth's gravity at all, let alone do that and still be effective projectiles

and if we aren't nuking them while they are still out in space away from the Earth, even if we are hitting their ships in the high layers of the atmosphere, those nukes would still rather quickly irradiate the Earth and kill us off

>>82952628
Writing a chiptune album. So that, I guess.

>>82953147
Pearl is a cunt?

>>82952628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RchOWbmH5Ak

>>82953147

>tfw that one is valid for both of Pearl and Lapis

Why do I like those two bitches so much?

>>82953154
You've basically just explained why Lapis is absolutely worst gem and why Homeworld needs to be gassed along with statists.

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>>82953104
Peridot's limb enhancers were able to trap Pearl in a field and fling her.

If they have that technology in such a compact form then nukes aren't a problem, they'll just throw them away.

>>82953156
We have the means anon, trust me.
>>82953163
Good taste fampai

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>>82953155
We know that Pink Diamond was certainly involved in the initial colonization of Earth. So maybe she was Rose's first target? Then her Crystal Gems tore through the remnants of her army, before Blue Diamond arrived. According to the mural, she did some form of battle with a figure we all assumed to be blue diamond, although she looks nothing like the Garnet flashback.

Or, RQ = PD

>>82953151
Its all pottery anon, don't forget SU loves its foreshadowing.

>>82952639
4/10
>>82952628
8/10
>>82953163
1/10

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>>82952628

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb4JY2mr-_Y

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>>82952628
Someone said BADDO CAMPANNY?

>>82953173
>throw them away
That doesn't quite work out how you think it would.

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>>82953173
>Gemtroid
That's funny for reasons you are almost certainly not aware of.

Also, I dunno, if any gem was gonna be Samus, it'd probably be Garnet.

>>82953185

>Or, RQ = PD

NO.

But it's also a possibility that PD was WITH the CG and betrayed HW too, and got killed before the conflict ended.

Which would explain why her symbol is damaged in old Gem inconography and completely removed from modern Diamond Authority simbols.

>>82953196
You're talking about firing nukes into space at aliens with tractor beams.

>>82953006
Pearl was physically poofed by a GEM hardlight weapon. You know, the same substance her own body is made of. Furthermore, it was a combat trainer, and the gems have shown many times that they just respawn whenever something actually poofs their body. Some quickly, some take their time and redesign their forms.

So if you don't shatter the gem, you at best are only putting down a gem for a few hours to a couple of weeks. And that's if you can do that. It takes more than a gun shot to cause a gem to poof when it isn't a gem weapon used on them. We know that from watching Amythest get poofed. She either gets poofed fighting gems (corrupted gem monsters). When has she been poofed from something as little as being stabbed by a non-gem weapon or crushed by a bolder?

Humans, even now, are no threat to gems whatsoever unless they are using gem weapons.

>>82952175
Not only did that weapon de-fuse her, it poofed the individual gems too.

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>>82953222
>NO.
You seem so sure, why? Its a perfectly valid theory. RQ being PD would also explain why they removed the iconography.

Although they would probably also remove the iconography if she was killed by her own men, that would probably make for bad press.

>Lapis goes full child at the end of Same Old World
Great we know how she got in the mirror, but now the other most important will be answered on Saturday. Does she really slap peri's shit in Barn Mates or what

Gonna be a hard watch

>>82953186
>8/10
Good to see /sug/ appreciates the classics.
>>82953194
I don't know if I'm thrilled or sad that almost everyone that knows of BC right now is because of JoJo.

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QUALITY

>>82953225
You're talking about using tractor beams on nukes when I doubt they'd have enough range to be even remotely effective.

>>82953182
I actually highly highly doubt that

we already have enough trouble getting shit to the International Space Station, further more there is literally no reason we would have the nukes outfitted in such a way that they could be used against alien space craft, nukes are weapons designed to kill humans, they are aimed at hitting other humans, why would they have the proper systems to hit ships in space?

I'm also not convinced they would be effective weapons, they would just be big explosions, and

even if they are effective I doubt we could possibly have enough, a single planet verse an empire that spans galaxies

all of this assuming that in the over 5000 years they have had interstellar travel they never once came up with a reasonable defense system that would stop the nukes

we literally would have no chance against an invasion

>>82953238
She makes Peridot run away, likely in tears. They both act like children and it'll be glorious to watch

>>82953245
why peridots head so fucked up

>>82953238
It's going to finally establish Lapis as the worst gem so we can end these discussions.

>>82953245
Why is Peridot soo calm?
Doesn't she get that Lapis pretty much hates her?

>>82953185
might be a reformed Blue Diamond, got poofed at some point during the war

hence why the Answer's pre war version and the version in the mural likely from the last days of the war are different

>>82953258
Steven doesn't get paid enough for this shit. But peridot seems even more mature than lapis frankly, don't blame her for being emotionally stunted though
>>82953261
I find it interesting how there won't be a chance for it to be addressed or resolved, they have no choice but to jump right into baseball

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>>82953275
Dr. M?

>>82953267
She's confident Steven will side with her, likely doesn't know she hates her.

>>82953267
anon please don't make fun of her, she has gem autism and is very sensitive

>>82952742
forbid males to cosplay

>>82953257
We have planetary defense systems ready to some extent.
We're making assumptions on the entire empire considering the most we've seen is Jasper, Peridot, Yellow Diamond and Lemon Pearl. If the leak is true, it looks like either YD isn't taking this shit seriously or they're having trouble keeping their shit together, or else they'd send more than just a handful of Rubies, a Jasper and Meme Dorito. You'd be expecting to see her deal with this personally.

>>82953226
Pearl was just stabbed with a sword, it wasn't her spear, or anything just one of the many swords she owns

Although even if guns can poof gems I'm not sure how that gives us a chance in a war, I mean you shoot a human it dies, you shoot a gem it poofs and will be back up again in a few hours. Weeks if your Pearl, although I think she is suppose to be really bad at it and like 2 seconds if your Amethyst but I think she is suppose to be like ungodly broken at it.

>>82953236
>Its a perfectly valid theory.

No. It's baseless conjecture.

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>>82953268
Maybe, according to the pyramids iconography it was built post war. So it could be using the 'new/current' BD in place of the 'old' one, to try and excuse the fact she was poofed.

>>82953282
She's a Homeworld infiltrator!

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So who's ready to play some ball.

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>>82953306
>implications

>>82953298
> I mean you shoot a human it dies, you shoot a gem it poofs and will be back up again in a few hours.
Humanity takes no prisoners.

>>82953295
What? It's a pretty decent cosplay.

>>82953116
Y'know beefy gals can still have bewbs n booties n plump lips n they definitely have puspus

>>82953298
The gems can speed up that regeneration process (granted not with good results) but they can be back up and potentially kill someone in that time before they really have to poof.

It's likely that Homeworld falsely accused and abused others on their own side, not just Lapis. Those assholes

>>82953282
>Connie can fuse because she is half-gem
Confirmed

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A quick reminder that this almost worked, and that Pearl and Peridot will eventually build a functional spaceship for the whole team cruise around in.

>>82953275
There's also a Ruby. I remember some theories about Peridots maybe being a relatively young gem race. Homeworld started to produce them when they needed their technology develop rapidly and therefore looking for a gem class who were naturally good with just that. But I guess that theory goes down the drain now

>>82953324
Boobs where? Also it seems his lower body is not sexy too

>>82953331
Connie can fuse with Steven only because HE's half-human half-Gem.

>>82953297
I mean it seems rather obvious to me that Yellow Diamond doesn't know the Crystal Gems are still active

Peridot reported it, but I doubt she reports directly to Yellow Diamond normally, so I expect the fact that the Crystal Gems still exists has kinda been lost to bureaucratic error

Also its gonna take Yellow Diamond time to get there even if she does plan to come herself, its likely that she just sent out the call to anyone near by to see if they could deal with it, before sending out a larger more dedicated task force from Homeworld

Do recall it took months from Marble Madness for Peridot to actually get to Earth

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>>82953337
Canon Jasper doesn't have boobs.

>>82953328
the only gem we have ever seen do that is Amethyst and I think most other gems can't reform anywhere near as fast as she can

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>>82953347
>end of the baseball episode
>the Rubies make their report
>mention something about a Pink Quartz
>YD immediately sets her flagship on course to Earth

Its fucking happening/10

>>82953347
Points all taken but I imagine resistance on Earth wouldn't be lost to error. If the new force doesn't succeed, expect personal intervention.

Wait, was it really months? I thought a handful of weeks at most.

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>>82953312
I get the feeling that episode is going to be kind of meh outside of Ruby and Sapphire shenanigans.

Although, hopefully, Garnet will be highly reluctant to unfuse, and the others will have to browbeat her into it.

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Is there a reason or condition for Pearl's love for Steven? Does she really care about him and love him for who he is?

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>>82953267
Gem autism i'm afraid.

>>82953378
>need to contrive a reason for R/S to unfuse
>make them watch Civil War
>Sapphire sides with Tony
>Ruby sides with Cap
>they want to settle it in a competition
do it!

Gems' reactions to fusion requests are amusing
>garnet asking Amethyst
Absolutely ecstatic
>garnet asking Pearl
Shaking with happiness and tears up
>garnet asking peridot
"OH MY STARS" and falls off her seat
>Jasper asking Lapis
She pops he up with a reactionary "what??"

Then of course there's the initially rocky Opals, now evolved into something both swift and casual on both parties' sides.

This time, I want Peridot to be the one to ask another gem to fuse.

>>82953370
>>82953364
Yellow Diamond might come herself

although I feel we don't know enough about the government of the Diamond Authority to say whether or not that is even possible

There are a lot of reasons why someone like Yellow Diamond couldn't go herself, so I wouldn't get my hopes up. I would expect Steven going to Homeworld to be more likely

>>82953396
There's also the beginning of Alone Together when the Gems taught Steven how to fuse, with little to no results.

>>82953397
A pissed off Diamond could do whatever they please I imagine.

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>>82953385
maybe it's like taking care of your altzheimer dad. You keep telling yourself he's still in there somewhere.

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>>82953397
Personally I think that if YD is coming, it will be near the end of the town bomb. Hence the episode 'Last one out of beach city', being the beginning of the invasion/YD's arrival.

They cleared the Cluster AND malachite out of the way, now the biggest threat to Steven is the Homeworld + YD, so they'll want to make that felt.

Of course, YD won't come to Earth if she doesn't know Rose is still alive.

>>82953087
you're equally retarded so shut the fuck up

I LOVE LAPIS
I WANT HER TO KISS ME

>>82953325
I'm actually a jasperfag and i feel a little sick that you just said 'puspus' Just call it pussy instead of being so childish.

>>82953245
seeing that leaf makes me want to see a momodora crossover

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>Empire City
Wait a second...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHT94hC7k2U

Even has this giant thing in the middle of the planet.

Looks like Lapis gets a wacky roommate after all.

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BEACH CITY DRIFT EPISODE WHEN

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>>82953413
I think Pearl is aware of the fact that Steven is his own person and she doesn't see him and Rose as the same, and she does love him very much, but she sometimes misses Rose and wishes she had both Steven and Rose with her.

>>82952951
Except we've seen Peridot trying to give Lapis that present from the shot that leaked months ago.

>>82953413
I'm pretty sure your thinking of Ice King and Marceline in Adventure Time

although Sugar did write that bit

>S-Steven...
>Oh, Lapis. What's up...?
>You...you weren't lying when...you said the barn was mine...right...?
>Uhhh, yes...I mean, ugh, it's a little...complicated. Peridot and you can share, though, right? I mean, it'd be like a sleepover, except longer...and angrier.
>Isn't there anything I can do to...change your mind and let me have it to myself?
>Hmm, not that I can think of-
>-and have you to myself?
>...Lapis...?
>Come here.
>W-what...? What are you gonna do?
>There's nothing to be afraid of, Steven. I just need...you alone...
>L-Lapis let go of my shorts!
>I need them off of you.
>Lapis!

>Steven! Oh my god, Steven! What happened?
>Hey Pearl, isn't it great? I'm all wrinkly and pruny now, but you should have seen me! Lapis was all like: "gluh gluh" and I was all like, tense and stuff, and then I sprayed her like tomorrow!
>...that's the last time you two play in the ocean again...

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>>82953450
>Beach City Drift
Amethyst and Peridot get drivers licenses and build their own car to start racing against Jenny and the Cool Kids in the Pizzamobile

>>82952837
compare these heights

>>82953245
to this

what the fuck is going on

>>82953461
Terrific.

>>82953385
with pearl it seems that she would want both steven AND rose together. in chille tid's dream, pearl was hugging a clearly pregnant rose.

>>82953459
oh sure that bit is similar I guess.
I was just thinking about that scene in rose's scabbard, where she wonders if Rose is still in there.
The idea of human procreation is still relatively new to her, so having the gem you've been with for thousands of years suddenly being someone else must be really weird.

>>82953396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Fh2JLxgOU

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>>82953470
that shit official?

>>82953313
...and this somehow makes her gem not a Rose Quartz anymore?

Face it. You're grasping at straws unless we get more information on Pink Diamond (if she's even called that.)

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>>82953105
when do I get good at this

>>82953471
lamar is the worst storyboarder now that jo is out

>>82953488
stevens face in the bottom panel could not be more perfect for that image anon ty for making that

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>>82953397
>>82953414
Is it wrong that I want to see more of Yellow Diamond mostly out of the hope that something like this will happen? I swear, these two are a comedy sketch waiting to happen.

>>82953313
>Could Mozart still be alive?!

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>>82953461
wuuh oh!
oh, they played in the ocean, haha

ha

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>>82953489
yeah check out this leaked screen shot

trust me, I'm posting it on the internet, so it must be true

>>82952471
When Yellow Diamond gets her ass kicked back to homeworld.

>>82953488
different boarders
Lapis is supposed to be about Steven's height, yet she's 2 Stevens tall in that bottom pic

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Will Lapis stop at nothing to get Steven's cock?

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>>82953471
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