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Was bringing vriska back THE worst decision hussie made?
Or was it Homestuck 2.0?
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>>82951037
the worst decision made was starting the comic
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>>82951037
Those were both awful, but no.
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>>82951066
Why did Hussie allow fanart with skin colors to be used officially? Think of all the race arguments that could've been avoided if he'd made people use the canon paper white skin for all the kickstarter stuff
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>>82951066
Aranea's thighs
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>>82951037
Nah the retcon was way worse
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Requesting John Egbert in his starting outfit (depicted on the left) and with his back facing the viewer, tauntingly pulling his shorts down to his ankles and waving his butt (with his slime ghost boxers (depicted on the right) still on) at the camera. It's sort of like mooning, but with the underwear still on.
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>>82951037
>tfw no qt troll amazon wife
It 8urts
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>>82951177
is that your fetish
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>>82951177
What did I just read
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>>82951188
I can neither confirm nor deny that
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>>82951037
vriska's looking super Undyne in here
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Did anyone else borderline worship Hussie as an impressionable teen because he seemed like the coolest and funniest guy you'd ever seen at that point in your life and then after all his blunders the magic wore off and you're disillusioned with content creators in general now
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I'm glad Coke dumped Vriska.
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>>82951037
Why did Hussie spend so much time on John and Vriska's relationship only for it to pan out into nothing?

Is it cause he's a hack?
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>>82951231
no i still love him
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>>82951231
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>>82951231
I still idolize his work ethic and humor.
I don't think hes an amazing writer anymore though. That shattered when he totally dropped the ball in almost every way shape and form for Act 7.

I can't be too harsh on him though. There was a lot of bullshit he had to put up with in the past 3 years.
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>>82951259
trying replacing john and vriskas relationship with the plot of homestuck
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>>82951259
Something like "that makes it a realistic portrayal of an 13 year old's first relationship" but also yes.
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>>82951259
For contrast with John's relationship with nega-Vriska.
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>>82951330
you don't even need to say "13 year old's" pretty much all first relationships fail
my first relationship ended with my ex trying to hang herself after we had an argument and that happened when I was 20
shit just never works out no matter how old you are
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>>82951381
I know a guy who's been with the same chick since they were like, 15. They're in their mid-20s now.
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i still can't get over that shitty ending
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>>82951395
they're ONLY mid-20s
that isn't jack shit and we both know it
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>>82951037
Daily reminder that Vriska did nothing wrong and that she is the best character in homestuck.
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>>82951407
WOW! WHAT A UNIQUE OPINION! WHAT A WELL THOUGHT OUT, ORIGINAL COMMENT! I BET NO ONE ELSE HAS SAID THAT BEFORE!!!!!!!
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>>82951451
10 years without any real problems is not bad.
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I'M THE 8EST

KARKAT CAN 8LOW ME
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Started going downhill during Hivebent, then it hit a new low when the alpha kids were introduced, and then it was just irredeemable when they did the Trickster shit.

should've ended after Act 4, which is the best act.
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>>82951474
well the ending hasn't stopped being shit so can you blame him
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>>82951495
i like the dead one better
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>>82951464
>>82951495
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>>82951177
I kind of want to, but will I get banned for it I wonder
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>>82951507
>liveblogger is already starting to wane
>still hasn't hit meenah quest
>or tricksters
>or caliborn quest
>or the retcon
>or the ghost army
Their pain is going to going to fuel me for weeks
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>>82951569
Just do it, please. You can always submit it to the booru and link to that :)
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>>82951569
Only genitals and girl nipples are banned.
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>>82951178
It Burts
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>>82951591
Right, the artist wouldn't even be drawing a 13-year-old's bare butt, John would still be wearing boxers :)
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i feel like we haven't been to dA in a long time
everyone bring back something
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>>82951582
but they like caliborn?
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I wanted to check back on that amulet you see at the end of the intermission. You know, the one that was basically a shoutout to that one Felt fanadventure, and didn't actually matter at all?

Well, apparently it specifically was oiled. Making me wonder why he didn't just remove it entirely or have it covered by it completely? I guess it makes new readers more curious?
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>>82951037
She was the only good character when I stopped reading/caring

Which was like 6 years ago.
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>>82951689
>a section of the comic where hussie directly insults fans who care about world building and the original boundaries of the story
It's gonna be Beautiful watching them shit fury
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>>82951689
They do, but their preference has always been firmly planted in the original kids so even Caliborn's presence likely won't carry them through the lows of Act 6.
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>>82951699
oiled?
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>>82951714
Don't forget roxy too
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>>82951726
Wasn't it oil or something that John tele-retconned everywhere?
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>>82951726
Muh retcon
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>>82951699
>that one felt fanadventure
Don't remind me
The dude was working on another adventure, then he split from the forums because he wanted to distinguish himself from the masses
surprise surprise very few people followed him
Then he stopped doing it because he said it'd take him too long to finish it
Finally the website he hosted it on went offline, and since it was never mirrored it's gone forever now
R I fucking P
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>>82951737
>>82951732
wait, he actually went back and edited previous pages?

homestuck really is shit to read if you didn't read it from the start
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>>82951728
Oh god, she even reconciled with her drunk of a mother
Holy shit that have log is gonna be amazing
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>>82951711
That particular shit isn't blatant outside one or two instances really. Also he wins his game.
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>>82951752
His hair is fabulous.

>>82951749
Yes, that he did.
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>>82951767
isnt it
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>>82951749
Don't forget the password pages completely spoiling vriska death.
I recommend reading that livebloggers uh blog, the shit hussie did really sticks out as huge issues they pickup on.

>>82951752
>DS got triple prototyped with an actual kiwi
Nice
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>>82951728
Yeah, if anything will get her through the bad parts it'll be John and Roxy. I kind of expect them to drop the comic temporarily when the retcon's effects come into place, some of the characters never really recover from it and Vriska ends up like 5 times worse than her initial Act 6 self.
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>>82951495
that is not true
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>>82951779
please tell me you have the hoodie
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>>82951783
>completely in love with the original kids
>actually believes she'll see their reunion
God it actually hurts to think about
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>>82951749
See, it would be fine
If that shit stuck around AFTER you hit the retcon
That's actually not TOO difficult to do considering the manpower Hussie could have commissioned
Just make the shit normal the first time through and different after you hit the retcon
But no
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>>82951779
>it even has the fucking edgy eye scar
It's not just a plush, it's a piece of art.

No but seriously, what the fuck is that thing?
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>>82951807
its really lame we never got to see all four kids in one covo

or even one place
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>>82951807
Did they ever really have a moment like that in Act 6? All 4 of them. Please say they did.
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>>82951830
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>>82951835
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>>82951802
THE HOODIE?
yes somewhere
i gotta find it
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>>82951831
Yep
And we never got to see it
Hope you enjoyed the milk
:^)
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>>82951840
YES
FINALLY
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>>82951846
fug.

I'm going to have to slog through Act 6 again at some point with that reality in the back of my mind. Shame, was pleasantly surprised with how amusing some of the troll logs were in Act 5.
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>>82951865
hey i never really understood
is this a picture of mituna flipping off the camera or gasping in shock
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>>82951872
>those cutter marks
Everytime
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>>82951872
>That arm
john... he just wanted to make you some cakes... he loves you
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>that fic where Feferi keeps all the trolls as her personal collection of fuckslaves after the game ends
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>>82951878
The first context suggests a double flip-off, I don't know if he used it again.
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>>82951899
>keeps posting these
>never just includes the link with the initial post
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>>82951902
If you still care, liveblogger is finally starting to lose it
They like caliborn though we never asked about caliope
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>>82951918
that jade is legitimately qute
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>>82951911
it's because they don't exist famaroni
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>>82951918
>military stuck
All these years and I'm still fucking salty about those awful designs
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>>82951963
The last like dozen have been legit fuck off with your stale ass m-OH FUCK UPDATE
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>>82951911
Here you go fampai
http://homesmut.livejournal.com/7440.html?thread=9263632#t9263632
nice dubs while we're at it

>>82951963
rekt
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>>82951977
that has to be the laziest cancer shirt ive ever seen
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What would John think of the new Ghostbusters?

Would he agree with James? Or attack him like so many have?
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>>82951977
>that sollux
>ii came here two fuck biitche2
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>>82951177
>>82951588
aw shit fuck I'm sorry this looks so bad. sorry.
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>>82951996
Just ignore them they said, they'll just go away they said
God and half those fuckers owe their fucking livelihood to the path James blazed
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>>82952005
..what? Please tell me there's some context here.
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>>82952024
It's so frustrating
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>>82951996
Nah he'd probably be optimistic and give it a try. A piece of him would likely die a little after it finishes.
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>>82951932
They had no reaction at all to Calliope's dreamself being dead so I'm guessing they're neutral on her
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>>82952049
He's got some of Jake's blood in him so the goof would probably love it
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>>82951932
We should place bets on the next place shell drop the comic
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>>82952053
tbf callie is still alive to the kids and it was just the dreamself as far as they know. Was that death before or after the vriska shit?

>>82952074
Come on angle that was clearly done as a jape
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>>82952055
Perhaps, there's still a chance it could be good I suppose. I just can't imagine it sitting in either of the preferential places for a movie of it's type, that being a remake of a popular comedy in years past. It'll likely lodge itself in that terrible grey area between a film comically bad and actually fresh. No one enjoys those films, only disappointment and excuses lie there.
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>>82952074
*grab2 diick2*
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>>82952074
>tentabulge too small to fuck
for what purpose
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>>82952082
After the Vriska shit I think
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>>82952076
Vriskagram for fucking sure, there's no way she could take it given her reaction to the lesser evil Vriska of Act 6.
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>>82952010
Are you kidding, this is great :D
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>>82952100
Maybe they were to salty to really notice? We'll have to ask whenever they come back
seeing the comic through 'fresh' eyes has been pretty fun surprisingly, that shit with the end of 4 and start of 5 was the fucking best
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>>82952083
I actually really enjoy movies/shows that are a funny level of bad, but I think there's just something fucked up with me.
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>>82952105
Buddy, she ain't gonna make it to Vriskagram
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>>82952024
>>82952037
Did I miss something?
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>>82952082
Callie being legit dead wasn't confirmed until Caliborn: Enter I think.
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>>82952111
It's way sketchier than I intended but I'm glad you like it. I really need to get back into practice, dang.
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>>82952117
No no that's a someone normal thing. I think it'll be one of the genuinely bad ones, y'know the ones that take themselves seriously but completely drop the ball so as to not be genuinely funny or hilariously bad.
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>>82952112
okay memes aside
that is a fucking adorable rabbit
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>>82952127
I still don't understand how Calliope's dreamself being dead means she that she'd be killed upon sleeping.
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>>82952131
:) Thanks, anytime
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>>82952121
James of AVGN fame made a quick video for fans saying that the new ghostbusters didn't seem to have a connection to the old ghostbusters which is what he wants, so he wasn't going to waste his money to see a movie he probably wouldn't enjoy.
All hell broke lose and people are directly insulting and attacking James for muhsoggyknee even though he literally didn't bring it up at all. Major news outlets, b-list celebs, the writer for IT Crowd and a whole bunch more are directly attacking the guy because he doesn't want to see a movie.
Let that sink it. Its fucking terrifying. Theres probably a /v/ thread up that explains it better.
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>>82952144
I actually thought it looked kind of funny (in the goodbad/badgood kind of way) from the trailer I saw in theaters, other than that I hadn't seen anything about it. It didn't look like it could even begin to think about taking itself seriously, but maybe I'm just an optimist.
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>>82952154
no see remember how when Jake, Jane, Roxy and Dirk go to sleep they die?
wait shit uh
Remember how when Jade went to sleep after her dream self died, she didn't wake up?
wait fuck, um

????????????
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>>82952118
I think she's prepared for what she perceives as the worst, and will slog through it until she reaches the drop off point in quality that is Vriskagram.
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>>82952154
...You know what, neither do I. Why wouldn't her personality just recede into the back of the shared body's mind like it does with all the cherubs who aren't sburb players?
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>>82952166
>Major news outlets, b-list celebs, the writer for IT Crowd and a whole bunch more are directly attacking the guy
I'm sorry, what?
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>>82952076
Is the mario stars talk before or after tricksters?
If before they'll probably drop it when the kids wake up and then die
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>>82952192
because it destroyed her will/her hope
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You know what? All of this shitty troll fanart is making me kind of nostalgic. I miss when homestuck was popular. I miss all the obnoxious tween fans. They were actually pretty entertaining. I think what I miss most of all though was when the comic was updating frequently. And you know, not over or gone to shit.
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>>82952218
So what got her wasn't her dreamself being dead but the fact that she had more or less given up when she went to take that nap?
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>>82952249
Pretty much. The dreamself death was just the straw that broke the camel's back. That was a big part of the game she was looking forward to fucked up, and the final proof that her brother was stronger than her.
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>>82952235
Yes anon we all miss that time
Fortunately we have so many, many amateur archivists who saved a bunch of shit
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>>82952279
im pretty sure that's bullshit, that sounds like what predomination is supposed to do but caliborn ended it prematurely
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>>82952195
what the fuck does it sound like? Its like the whole 'the gamer is dead' shit that happened not to long ago, all these totally on the level 'news' outlets all dropped the same story at the same time to force a narrative, this time the narrative being that James is a misogynist nerd who HATES the new ghostbusters because it has an all female cast. Its fucking terrifying to think that just by saying 'this doesn't look like what I want so I'm not going to bother with it' and the entire net can turn on you because of this social justice virtue signaling shit. Seriously go the /v/ there's like 3 threads up about it last I checked.
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>>82952331
Oh. Well shit, nevermind then. I thought that's what he did but if he ended it prematurely it's DEFINITELY bullshit.
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>>82952205
That's fucking terrifying, jesus christ.
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>>82952279
if she gave up and accepted that Caliborn won, why was his predomination unnatural, since one personality always realizes they've been bested and fades away? just because they were too young for that?

I think Huss intended for the dreamself death to be what did it and just didn't think things through
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>>82952315
You know what I miss? The MSPA forums back in the early days. I wish that had gotten archived fully.
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>this was funny at one point
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>>82952224
r8 me
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>>82952331
Did he though?
What makes it so premature anyway? Just because he was too young? Calliope was weak and he was strong and that's just how it played out. Was he supposed to go easy on Calliope? They were LITERALLY, ACTUALLY fighting for survival. The loser fucking disappeared.
Not every kid goes through puberty at the same time. It can come earlier or later and it doesn't make an especially large difference. I don't fucking understand this plot point, I always just kind of let it slip by but fuck, this is a huge fucking plot hole.
PLUS, how does predominating early stop him from mentally maturing forever? It's never touched on at all, we're just supposed to accept that. Like, what, if he predominated later would he still have stopped maturing, just at a point where he was less of a kid? That's not how people work. That's not how anything works, even if they're fucking aliens.
Fuck this comic, god fucking DAMN IT
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this terrible art is making me miss 2011
it 8urts
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>>82952397
Nice knees rose
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Andrew's penis is uncut, if you were wondering.
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>>82952380
>aradia not 0kay
reeeeeeeeee
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>>82952380
You knew /v/ invented rage comics, right?
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>>82952380
No it wasn't. It was reddit-tier cringe by that point. Or maybe I'm just getting old... fuck.
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>>82952368
>just because they were too young for that?
predomination is unnatural. what's meant to happen is domination, where after years of outdoing each other, the one who comes out on top has mastered all of the loser's skills and then some.It was unnatural because Caliborn never learned to be better than Calliope at what Calliope does best
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>>82952403
>knees
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>>82952448
That's Calliope's fucking fault, she just gave up and left
The fuck is Caliborn supposed to do
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>>82952154
Wait it's been a while was her dream self getting stabbed her end or was it the chess game that did it I don't remember
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>>82952448
So was Caliborn supposed to become a master artist and fanfic writer?
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>>82952470
Knifed by Jack
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>>82952476
wait
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>>82952476
PANIC
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>>82952463
they are both one entity, so deciding whose fault it is is kinda arbitrary. access to friends and friendships heavily favoured caliborn and he won way sooner than is natural. there are plenty of examples in nature of animals/species fucking themselves long-term by being TOO good at their jobs
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>>82952166
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>>82952506
Aranea made it sound like he predominated by cheating, not just by naturally being great from a young age. I mean, his whole thing is that he's a kid with a learning disability who works around it by finding exploits that make sense to his disordered brain.
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>>82952568
>Calliope was beaten by a child with a learning disability who can't draw or speak properly
How am I supposed to feel bad for this shitter
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who remembers
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>>82952605
shut up and post more raul
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Somebody link me to liveblogger's blog, I can't remember the url. Google is just bringing me trash from 2014.
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>>82952112
>want to bone the fat weeaboo girl
>have to stare at that on the wall the whole time
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>>82952568
setting up gamzee to raise him and fuck up his and calliope's development WAS cheating in lord english's self-fulfilling way
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>>82952617
what
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>>82952649
you heard me panther you fucking hack deliver act iii or give me more titties
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>>82952580
shouldn't calliope also have some kind of learning disability to fit the duality theme?
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>>82952659
no
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>>82952380
>that big mural of memes xamag did in her early days
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>>82952662
Well she wrote fanfiction about her friends so she probably had autism
"Autistic 11-year-old fanartist with a pistol tragically murdered by 11-year-old submachine gun-wielding boy with learning disability and prosthetic leg" -actual event in Homestuck's plot
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>>82952662
she was pretty fucking autistic too, even if she was nicer about it
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>>82952686
>>82952691
are there any non-autistic homestuck characters
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thick?
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>>82952707
Cute Equius
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>>82952622
Fuckingletmehaveaname Dot tumble
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>>82952703
Kanaya?
Roxy for sure
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>>82952739
>Kanaya
>non-autistic

What
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>>82952707
Thicker.
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>>82952748
>belly over pants and not tucked in
SLUT
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>>82952112
Is this DA's room?
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>>82952783
whoof wants to know
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>>82952783
UHHHHHH
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>>82952732
Chas yoll
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>>82952800
STOP
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>>82952739
roxy is still pretty autistic shes just nice. kanaya is The Definition Of Autistic
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>>82952817
THICKER
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>>82952783
Why didn't more people include a deviantart-tier choker collar on their dA drawings/designs? It's a good touch.
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Go Sonichu Go Out And Zap To The Extreme
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>>82952850
i wwill
thank you mother
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>>82952826
NO
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>>82952834
she's too fat to wear one
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>>82951872
Do people cut the back of their arms?
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>>82952914
if they're doing it for the stimulation rather than a suicide attempt, yeah. Most cutters get a sense of euphoria from self injury
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>>82952927
One time a cute girl I was interested in showed me her cut scars
She said she used a credit card to do it
There were probably a lot of different ways to handle the situation, but instead I just went "Oh."

I think later she got into Homestuck? I dunno.
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>>82952965
How would someone even want you to respond to their cutting scars? Seems like a difficult situation to handle for both parties.
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>>82952974
holy fucking shit i spit out my coffee
i just naturally looked at AD last and i lost it when i got to him
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>>82952984
it's one of those things where they're afraid you'll lose interest when you find out, and they know they can't keep it secret forever, so they just wanna get it out in the open like ripping off a bandaid, before they get too attached to you. There's no 'right' response, but they hope it doesn't bother you because they're interested in you
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>>82952984
'wow, your life must be really hard, youre so cool and dark'
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>>82952884
If the chick who made LASER CHEESE (who dA was probably more than a bit subconsciously directly based off) can wear one then dA sure as hell can.

I thought I had a better picture but can't find it anywhere, which is a shame 'cause she's not that ugly at all if you're into that sort of thing

My searching also discovered that there's apparently a website called otakubooty for gross weeaboos to hook up with each other. I vaguely wish I didn't know that, because that makes me depressed they're getting more ass than I am.
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>>82953026
Now Lets Fuck
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>>82953035
DA is based off of every fat yaoi fangirl because they all look exactly the same.
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>>82952274
Is Gamzee bottom left or top right?
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>>82953050
No one actually goes looking for that stuff, though.

except when it's a particularly slow, lonely saturday night and there's nothing but two bottles of cream soda and a handbasket of REGRET
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sleep
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>>82953041
i bet rose has cutting scars and kanaya finds them totally hot

they're like the bendy straws of vampires
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>>82952338
Don't worry about it. I don't think James and he doesn't have a job where he could get fired. Plus anyone would have to get through Mike' mighty rod of judgement.

It' really arbitrary and stupid though, but this will probably end badly for the news outlets in the end.
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>>82952984
I dunno man
After that I think we never really talked much
Granted at that time I was a dirty smelly loser who was hanging around her to see if i could score rebound after she dumped her bf so the two events may be unrelated
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>>82953103
its worse that if you watch the video he almost doesn't take about gender at all

he's talking about the frustration that comes with having the new movie have the same name as the old one and says something along the lines of
"in fact a lot of people keep calling this movie the 'female ghostbusters' and i don't blame them because what are you going to call it when we have nothing else to base a name off of"
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>>82953162
doesn't talk*
fuck

and re-iterating: that is as far as he goes when it comes to gender

it's so ridiculous
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>>82953078
>trying to find image I'm looking for
>shit's fucking gone man I saw it twenty goddamn times when I didn't need it
>finally find a copy on one of the ancient 4chan archive boards (pre-foolz and friends)
>has a thumbnail
>full image is long gone
>try to post thumbnail
>file is corrupt
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>>82953179
screencap the thumbnail? maybe we have it
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>>82953162
It looks like he's now /tv/'s hero again. Fickle fucks.
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>>82953096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-okl6e_Suk
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>>82953193
I doubt it, no one saves fat homely weeaboo girls like I do and Google Reverse isn't giving anything up.

Fucking know I have a copy saved someplace but it's probably just 127789378947893.jpg or something and I'll have to search EVERY FOLDER BY IMAGE DIMENSIONS
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>>82953211
do you think they had hot roleplay sex?
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>>82953179
>find archive of old homestuck /co/ threads from like 2009-2011
>full size images and everything
>don't bother downloading it immediately
>go back two weeks later
>site had a hardware failure and everything was gone
its been years but i'm still mad i didn't grab those
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>>82953162
what happens when ghostbusters actually fucking sucks? do all the people who committed to the idea that you have to like it to like women auddenly realise that women must therefore actually all have been totally retarded all along?
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>>82953220
it might be up here
http://nepeta.mozai.com/gallery/
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>>82953020
I can relate a bit because of my medical condition, although self-harm scars are a lot more stigmatized than non-debilitating illnesses. Sounds rough.
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>>82953233
"you just didn't get it"
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>>82953217
>think back to all the times this semester i drank orange juice from a bendy straw on the bus and probably looked like an asshole
fuck
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>>82953237
Unsurprisingly not but wow that's a good collection.
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did he end up right HST?

did the trolls match up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x36PQxXydg8
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>>82952317
I genuinely like this.
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>>82953233
>bizarre scenes in the streets across america as thousands of formerly avowed feminists take off their doc martens and put on make up immediately after watching the new ghostbusters remake
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>>82953262
Oh nevermind, foudn it halfway through my fatties folder by sorting by size, then scrolling down by filesize until I found the one that matched the listed info for the full image on the archive site.

What a friggin' mess. At least now I can sleep.

>>82953256
I don't think you're an asshole, anon. Bendy straws are alright.
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>>82953293
congrats
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>>82953305
thank
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>>82953273
>unlucky by nature, you was born a cancer
>no sign is compatible with leo
>scorpio, go nuts
>capricorn, nice slacks
>for pisces, the zodiac never works
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>>82953284
its pretty fuckin cute i agree
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>>82953330
>calistillbirth
please

please no
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anyone here have that "I CANT GET THE CAP OFF" image with vriska?
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I bet the first time Aradia met Damara, Damara trapped Aradia in a room full of cocks and made her lose her virginity like a good older sister should.
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>>82953416
>aradia met damara
>virginity
what
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>>82953416
you have a lot of weird hang ups
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K24ogR2ks6g
Time for a rare Bowman
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>>82953237
That Metastuck folder is missing the (first) nude dA lewd.
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>>82952974
That's glorious, did you base this on the names I posted some threads back? If so I'm hella grateful, regardless it's spiffy
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>>82953474
it's been around since like 2013 but your names gave me the idea to fix it
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>>82953416
come back when youve finished fapping
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We know that breath players are pretty laid back, light players are uptight and self-absorbed, blood players care about relationship shit, space players are creative types, void players are kind of mysterious, etc.
What are the commonalities between Time players? I'm seeing stubbornness/being shit at drawing maybe being a thing, but it seems kind of shaky.
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>>82953587
death
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>>82953592
I mean more in terms of personality and traits. Are there any?
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>>82953556
I did and it was amazing.
>>82953433
Fuck you
>>82953428
Aradia never had her hymen broken
I mean im sure Equius FUCKED the shit out of aradiabot, but that's just not the same
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>>82953673
>sollux
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>>82953615
Sex-craved degenerates.
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>>82953703
i always knew dave was a slut for cock
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>>82953700
I really think that she gave him handies, MAYBE a blowjob.
She was saving her virginity for that special someone until big tit sis Damara came and showed her the ways of getting her nook DESTROYED by cock.
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>>82953726
>aradia "the world is burning, let's masturbate" megido
>saving her virginity
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>>82953232
I'm also mad at you
Fuck that would help me so much
Do you realize how few images there are of HSG from 2009 and 2010?
I have like 50
Fuck, anon
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>>82953744
Search your feelings, you know it to be true
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>>82953757
if you think about it you'll realize that every character in the story lost their virginity to a captor
it's only logical
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>>82951037
No, the worst decision was expanding the trolls' role at all, that's what lead to the unprecedented avalanche of bloat. But yes, Vriska should've stayed dead and Vriska fans are the worst people on earth.
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anyone can paste that Vriska: Enter karkat comic?
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>>82953444
HOMOSUCKER

>radiation did most of the music
>the whole part about toby fox
jesus christ its still relevant
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>>82953444
Jesus christ I was wondering where the fuck i got the name scoutrush39

I completely forgot about this. Suddenly my life makes sense again.
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>>82953789
kiwi or aranea version
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>>82953895
both! BTW, whats up with this funny kiwi thingy going around?
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>>82953789
version 1
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>>82951464
>>82951495
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>>82953444
Goddamn it this brings back a lot
All of Bowman's old videos are like portals into a forgotten age
Fucking hilarious too
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>>82953895
drawfag has collection of karkat kiwis

other drawfag asked for kiwi murder

this one was a request for an edit of
>>82953937
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>>82953937
>>82953959
Thanks!

Srsly though, whats with this cute kiwi meme?
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>>82953923
Thanks 2u2
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>>82953063
Top right has karkat's overbite
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>>82953983
Angel just likes the idea of Karkat having a kiwi pet
Who the fuck knows why memes start that's just how it is
Ask her I guess
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>>82951918
miring Jane's fat tits
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>>82953330
I don't remember when or why I drew this
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>>82954033
>not miring top terezi's fat ass
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if you masturbate to homestuck characters you are masturbating to andrew hussie
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>>82954054
So, i guess if I masturbate to Supergirl, I will masturbate to Stam Lee?
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>>82954064
correct
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>>82954075
And if I masturbate to tumblr, do I masturbate to every anon in HSG?
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>>82954054
Yes and when I ERP I know im losing potential future politicians to grown men pretending to be women of various ages sizes and genitals

imagination is strong fucker
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>>82954075
Meh, doesn't matter. I still get Rose X Jasprose BDSM with glowing pink/purple cummies, so... jokes on you
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>>82954096
what the fuck are you talking about retard

>>82954131
the joke is on all of us
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>>82954239
Metastuck tumblr
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>>82954111
its pretty funny that a much bigger percentage of erpers are girls compared to other porny things one can do on the internet, and yet its particularly impossible to tell if youre getting off with one as god intended or doing the equivalent of a mutual blindfolded jack off with a seventeen year old boy
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>rose has the same hair as sabrina the teenage witch

Please tell me exactly how late I am.
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>>82954441
which iteration? Rose's hair is quite short
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>>82954480
The old Archie comics, apparently.

Same bob-cut hair style and color and headband and all. Also the whole magic thing.

I'd never actually read any of that stuff and someone storytimed a series reboot (?) in another thread that made it even more obvious.
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>>82954520
Rose doesn't have a bob, she has a pixie cut
All the fanart that says otherwise is unfortunately wrong
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>>82954520
Wow that's pretty similar

Although Rose's is definitely short at the back and rounder
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>>82954555
nigger just because I own a miata doesn't mean I'm a fucking gay hairdresser, I don't know the difference

>>82954556
I guess, I just thought the resemblance was there (google for the older comics, too, although witchgirl's hair is definitely longer then) and Hussie might've done it on purpose and no one noticed because despite being around for 50-odd years who the fuck actually reads Archie comics?
>>
does Mom Lalonde have big tits or a big ass?

or both?
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>>82954607
big ass and big hips
normal tits
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>>82954607
It's a visual comic. You can see the characters.
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Requesting John and Terezi banging on Vriska's grave
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>>82955106
Only if karkat is in the background visiting his kiwis grave
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>>82954594
Occasionally someone will mention Rose in Sabrina threads.
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>>82953751
to be fair, i told people about the archive and to save it themselves, but clearly no one else did either
i did compile archive.org versions of most of the pages, but the images are all gone
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>>82953237
thanks i finally found that Roxy pic i was looking for
i wish the old co archive was still up i could see my first post on HSG
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>>82955806
what date was your first post?
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>>82951840
Andrew Hussie, this will be your legacy.
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>>82955822
dunno
i remember seeing Act 6 when it came out, but my oldest post i can remember was me asking about John/Dave fics like Sleep Tight
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>>82952166
>the writer for IT Crowd
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>>82952166
Graham Linehan has always been a shit. The IT crowd is less repetetive and bargain-basement than BBT but a lot of the humour that isn't just "lol Moss/Douglas doing something peculiar/outrageous" is that tier of comedy - "Oh look, nerds referencing stock nerd things and being cringing". His one female character's sole trait, besides being an incompetent wannabe office rung climber, is knowing farcically little about computers and being unwilling or unable to learn more. Let that sink it.
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>>82952448
Nope, I thought that at first but the terminology is consistent. Predomination is what Cherub's go through, and Caliborn just predominated wrong.

As for everyone asking about how it was supposed to go, we don't know beyond Muse Calliope's one remark about eating Caliborn's soul, whatever that means.
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>>82952476
I still think the story would've been better if Muse Calliope acted to make a third reality, where she let Caliborn predominate properly and HE ended up being the weapon against Lord English.

Think about it. Only someone with the same level of sheer internal resolve could ever hope to complete a dead session and keep up with or match Lord English's level of bullshit. Predominating properly however would change Caliborn's nature and methods as drastically as it did for Calliope. What we'd see is a Caliborn that could actually figure how to just draw a damn circle, and who could put all that systemic mental oomph to use without retarded reacharounds.

Of course, this Caliborn would still be evil - but not retardedly, completely self-destructively evil, willing to let SOME reality exist so that he could still keep on living. In other words, a manageable opponent, and one who would be highly motivated to remove Lord English.
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>>82953546
I was a sure I made a post a few hours back, but it's not here for some reason. Oh well, cool beans in any case. I can't even remember the terms I employed, gonna dig them out of desu.
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>>82951231
>Did anyone else borderline worship Hussie as an impressionable teen because he seemed like the coolest and funniest guy you'd ever seen at that point in your life and then after all his blunders the magic wore off and you're disillusioned with content creators in general now

That's webcomics in a nutshell. 99% of them go to shit. Hussie was just better at hustling his fans more than anyone could imagine. He knew exactly what to do when his comic got popular. I even question him "losing" the kickstarter money to the Odd Gentleman.

Homestuck rightfully deserves the title of "LOST" for webcomics.
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>>82951507
>should've ended after Act 4, which is the best act.

/thread.

You know plot structure and just demonstrated it with your comment.
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>>82956712
Eh, I wouldn't say he wasn't funny and witty. I know other webcomic artists were too before they were converted to the nu-SJW mentality. Some of them even started deleting their older stuff because it was "problematic", then they went to shit as the stuff they produced started to consistently only be "comfy" stuff. Bonus points if there's female homosexuality.
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>>82956756
I can't think of anyone like this besides the sinfest faggot
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>>82956592
Predicant Scholar
Ace Dick
Peculiar Indexer
Monodominant Keepthrift
More of a book-keeping theme than a military one, to act as an excuse for them being too preoccupied to interfere with the session. The archagent MK is hiding some important document behind a wall of redtape bullshit - covering up his illicit deals with Derse and smuggling contraband to consorts - and the three good agents are too occupied to even leave their offices.
>>
>>82956753
Act 5, Act 6 Acts 1-5 and Act 6 Act 6 should all have been seperate comics in the same universe.
>>
>>82956782
Sinfest guy was alright-ish. Not that great, but alright.
>>
VRISKA
IS
CANCER
>>
>>82957031
nah she's scorpio
>>
>>82956712
>I even question him "losing" the kickstarter money to the Odd Gentleman.

As you well should. No company can just embezzle 2.2 million dollars and get away with it. This talk of a 800k "settlement" is bullshit. Hussie probably dipped his hand in that honey pot too
>>
Yes, but consider if Homestuck was written by George R R Martin
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>>82957453
They can't have stolen 2.2k, he didn't send it all at once, if IPGD can be trusted. (COUGH. I know.)
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>>82957529
even longer hiatuses, even more disappointing results at the end of them. homestuck reached a page that says 'the end' on it whereas asoiaf's plot is apparently unfinishably knotted. not funny. at least homestuck was funny. no matter what your thoughts on the end it can never take away the laughs we had
>>
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>>82957667
what did you do to that poor picture
>>
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>>82957812
Go back to 2005
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I 8 ALL THE KIWIS!!!!!!!!
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>>82958031
>aradia
>vriska
>he

terezi is acceptable but damn
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>>82958031
GRIS'd this

funny how on point some of them are
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If you don't ship /fit/ Dave with /fit/ Terezi you shouldn't be coming to these threads.
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>>82958083
i ATE ALL THE VRISKAS,
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>>82951037
The problem wasn't bringing Vriska back. That on it's own would have been fine. Start a new arc showing how she tries to become a better person, bam, done.

Instead, we got her back to square one, then into a whiny butch dyke, then back to square one all over again with no time left for any more character advancement. It was fucked up almost as hard as you could ever conceivably fuck it up.
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>>82958463
Why is Dave a 35 year old gay man?

Why is Terezi a male fish monster?
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>>82952380
fuck, this is cringey but also kind of nostalgic for me
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>>82952397
this is some weird billy and mandy fanart
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>>82957538
>They can't have stolen 2.2k, he didn't send it all at once, if IPGD can be trusted. (COUGH. I know.)

Oh you. I wouldn't trust that ham even if I was offered a cut of the kickstarter funds.

I actually think Hussie has another company that Homestuck's are unaware of. That company then acted as a consultant entity for the Odd Gentleman.

There's no way you can hire a company without legal paperwork in place. If they truly squandered his kickstarter funds, it would've been a near slam dunk lawsuit. It would only take 2-3 years to win, which is the main sucky part.

But instead, fans were told a settlement was reached and whatever Hussie has leftover, would go to Hiveswap.

My theory is that the "settlement" money was enough to make the game he envisioned. Getting the surplus of money was not going to change that. So he offered the Odd Gentleman a fee to consult for them. Through them, he paid himself a large chunk of the kickstarter money.

In doing this, he actually reaps more profit from the kickstarter campaign than possible. He did this because outside of Homestuck fans, who else would ever buy this game? No one. And he knew if the comic took a turn for the worse, the sales now would still be final.
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>you will never facefuck karkuck with your huge futa8ulge
feels 8ad man
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>>82958560
>35
with a nose like that he could be 50
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>>82958723
I wish I was surrounded by well-endowed, powerful alien women.
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the best joke andrew hussie ever pulled off was getting legions of smut writers to unironically call breasts 'rumble spheres'
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>>82958188
>Kanaya
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you know what i'd like to read?

a fic about Rose getting off to being bullied by male schoolmates
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>>82958896
me too
i want to violate Rose
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>>82958699
>It would only take 2-3 years to win, which is the main sucky part.
To be fair, that's the main problem here. That's 2-3 years of no work on the game, very slow work on Homestuck, and a money sink to boot. If I were Hussie back then, when MSPA was in its prime, I wouldn't have wanted to lose my fans' interest (and all that sweet merch money funding the comic).

Also, your theory raises the question of what Hussie did during these hiatuses. If he hadn't been going through legal bullshit, why pause the comic and knock out the goose that lays the golden eggs?
Not to mention, TOG's plan seemed to be to get rich, make King's Quest Whatever, and swim in fame. I don't see what they have to gain from Hussie besides his dosh.
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>>82958560
This more your style?
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>>82958896
>everyone pointing out how slutty her feet are in those flip-flops
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Was /a/ right, guys?

https://desustorage.org/a/thread/43595513/#43598406
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>>82958896
Now I want to read it.
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>>82952166
Incredible how one man goes to movie failure to internet hero for saying the truth.
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>>82951495
Karkat has no self-respect, so he would.
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>>82958968
someone post trickster karkat

guy is pure nightmare fuel
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The issue with TOG affair is that either Hussie is a GIGANTIC FUCKING RETARD, or he's a jew

It is fucking BAFFLING to me how Toby Fox can make Undertale with a budget of 50k, and Hussie just keeps fucking up massively with his millions of dollars
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>>82959001
no it must be really bullying
slapping her books off her hands
calling her goth whore
saying her mom a whore and saying she must be good at sucking cocks too

god my diiiiick
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>>82959010
Why are you searching the /a/ archives for random posts about Homestuck?
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>>82959076
please god someone post the toby copypasta
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What was the purpose of this?
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>>82959090
You never play around with the archives?

It's fun to see what groups outside of /co/ think of Homustakku

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/63015455/#63034835
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>>82959124
>had a dream Meenah was shaving my head to be a soldier but when i was handed a mirror my hair was longer than before and very girly and was being made fun of for it

what does it mean
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>>82958992
the last quarter of homestuck only took about a year and a half longer to write than the other three in the end
imagining that he could fill that time doesnt seem difficult to me given that hes supposed to have directed and did a lot of writing for an entire game, as well as dealt with all this legal shit
i just dont see where the holes are in this story that need filling, unless hiveswap somehow turns out to have been a trick and never comes out
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>>82953444
I subscribed to radiation and it was actually other guy
10/10
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>all the terrible fan stuff made by kids
>tfw partner's little sister is one of those kids and made homestuck plushies, cakes, cosplays, etc.
At least it keep her from crying for three seconds
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>>82959148
if you dream about meenah thats the real meenah
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>>82959124
I dunno
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>>82959309
WHY DID SHE DO THAT TO ME
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>>82959135
>/pol/ think homestuck created sjwism

what a fuckin giggle
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>>82959323
seems like a pretty in character thing to do to me. did she put any sparkles in it
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>>82959394
no. my hair was just incredibly girlish and had lots of volume and she cackled as i examined it
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>>82959414
sounds like a normal day with meenah pal
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Have any of you ever had Homestuck related dreams?

I once had a dream where Nepeta and Aradia were making out in my lap while I kinda sat there passively thinking "the two of you aren't my waifu, but I'm happy that you've found joy in each other's company."
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>We're here for the job interview
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>>82959457
i lost my virginity to a punky 20 year old when i was 15 and it was fucking excellent. i bet meenah made karkats day when they were in his room together
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How history had forebode us
Oh what you gonna do?
My poison fills your head
Examining my head
So courageous
Target to destroy
Up on my soapbox, a leader
Cobwebs make me squint
Killing for religion
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>>82959500
>hmm i need people that can get the job done now that i lost a bunch of money
>ill hire some fans in new york lol
hussie's a retard
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>>82959500

Weak people
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>>82959500
I'm sure at least one of them is stuck there realizing they've made a huge mistake by putting in with these people.
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>>82959497
for some shitty reason, no. ive had dreams about stuff i was less into. ive had fucking hearthstone dreams where i just played cards forever. wheres the fucking homestuck dreams
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>>82959607
I have this weird thing where I'm guaranteed at least one weird dream involving whatever cancerous fandom I happen to be most into at the moment. I had that Homestuck dream, I had a Steven Universe dream where I buried my face in Garnet's giant ass (and I was inside my childhood friend's old house for some reason), and an Overwatch dream where I was Genji except I was at the bottom of the sea and instead of fish there were cute puppies and I german suplexed D.va.

I'm pretty sure I had another Homestuck dream but I forgot it.
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tricksters were a mistake
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>>82959497
I dreamt I played a Mass Effect-style game that was a mishmash of Paradox space comics.
The character creation engine was so advanced that when I slid the Horn size all the way to the top the head was physically weighed down to the ground and my character scooted around the floor like a wheelbarrow.
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>>82959582
The cost of hiring, paying, and equipping a dozen of 20 year old concept artists in a big studio rented in the middle of New York must have ended up disastrously high. No wonder they had to lay off 90% of the team and switch to 2D.
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>>82958968
whats on her shirt
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>>82959698
That's amazing.
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>>82959497
i was at the mall and roxy and terezi owned a store and kept trying to flirt with me
i think they were cosplayers but they probably weren't
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who did it best?
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>that fic where Mom pretends to be a teen girl at a cosplay meet-up and ends up popping everyone's cherry
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>>82959323
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>>82959895
Rose is the worst, so I'd have to go with Mandy.
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Remember the nightmare that was Meenvris

I am sure glad that it lives on with Davekat
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>>82960029
>His favorite character was Kanaya
He deserved it.
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>>82959856
oh right it was a homestuck-themed sex toy store
they had stuff for every character but i didn't get a look because roxy stole my clothes and i was busy trying not to be seen by people in the mall
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>>82953444
this is amazing
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>>82959895
>rose is the only straight magic user in homestuck
>cat familiar
>never uses a broomstick
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>>82960002
link?
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>>82959497
Every so often I have a recurring dream about connecting with other Prospit dreamers in the waking world.

Like I will meet someone at a bookstore and we both accidentally let it slip that we have knowledge from the clouds or something.

The fact that the human brain can have dreams that reference other dreams that are actually fictional constructs astounds me.
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>>82960029
"why would she even do that?" is what makes this image hilarious
he sounds so befuddled
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Post moments that give you chills every time you see them
>when the moon of prospit is crashing into the battlefield
>John: Rise Up
>"John Egbert has gone missing."
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>>82960344
also the dreams are consistently about being a Prospit dreamer. I've never had one involving Derse even though Derse is more interesting to me.
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>>82960383
its so fucking funny
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>>82953237
This is a pretty great website. I'd expect this level of dedication from, like, a Star Trek fan but not Homestuck.
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>>82960438
Rose jumping off the waterfall

As far as I'm concerned [S] Enter is HS's peak
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>>82960050
Wonder what it is about gay ships that make people's brains completely skip the "critical thinking" part.
I guess they're just THAT starved for representation... ?

>>82960344
That's pretty awesome.
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>>82960528
what the fuck are you talking about, it's just some guys mspa folder
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>>82960596
go to the root domain, doofus
http://nepeta.mozai.com
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>act 4 was only 800 pages long
>act 5 was nearly 3000
>act 6 was 4000
>Act 4 had the most good moments
How do you let this happen
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>>82960438
Jack's transformation in Jade Enter
Aradia appearing in Wake
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>Vriska, I can't let you go back to life!
>Fresca? Yeah I kind of hate her now.
>She's dangerous and awful even for a troll.
[BARELY A FEW HOURS LATER IN-UNIVERSE]
>Here, Vriska, I brought you back to life!
>Sorry to interrupt your speech, but thank you for everything!
>I'm glad you didn't bully my friends or whatever :DDD

HOMESTUCK IS A WELL-WRITTEN COMIC
FULL OF REALISTIC CHARACTERS
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>>82960963
Christ, don't remind me of that shit again. I'm still not over the whiplash it gave me when I first read it.
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>>82960963
people say the timeskip is the reason the characters acted so different but the fact john acts different too just makes that whole theory fall apart
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>>82960963
Almost as if Hussie had lost his handle on how to write his characters.

I wonder if that whole spiel with (Vriska) talking about how she didn't know about anything she was talking about when she made her speech back near the end of her quest for the Ultimate Weapon was Hussie just trying to backtrack on Vriska's character as he didn't know how to write her that way and thought it'd be better to just rearrange Vriska's entire character around teen romance. Since that's pretty much ALL he was writing about with the characters then.
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why are all fuchsia bloods SO FUCKING HOT
please give me fics
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>>82960963
Man liveblogger is gonna lose their fucking mind
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>>82960438
the moment the music changes and the juju fills the screen with the kids' symbols flashing in different colours in act 7

potentially controversial just because hatin on everyone aspect of act 7 is cool but everyone time ive watched this part ive practically fucking orgasmed, the build up with the drums is far too fucking sick and then blam
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>>82961115
Dat ass is genetic. Though Condy is just straight up the most attractive Peixes.
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>>82960963
john didnt exactly know what he was achieving. terezi trickd him into it
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Quick, think up a shittier headcanon than this!
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>>82961085
john also experienced the timeskip
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>>82961153
I'd like to see a fully grown Feferi for comparison, though I'd imagine it'd end up something closer to this which would make choosing between them nigh on impossible.
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>>82961209
What purpose does this headcanon serve?

Is the real hemospectrum not enough to satisfy this person's autism?
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>>82960963
what page was this again?
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>>82961287
Feferi would win by default if she was perpetually barefoot.
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>>82960181
Rose is straight?
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>>82961098
It felt a lot like that to me. Like Hussie sincerely regretted writing that speech about vriska being true to herself.
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>>82961392
her magic is
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>>82961242
he also punched vriska's lights out like minutes earlier from his perspective
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>>82961098
i think the dream bubble vriska's development can seem kinda off because its taking place over the course of eons whereas the rest of a6a6 only spans a day. same for meenah getting bored of (vriska)
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>>82960963
That's something I've always hated about a lot of the characters. John in particular.
Nobody is ever allowed to have negative opinions on anything.
Everyone's personality just eventually blended together than the only difference is text color.

>john's hatred of crocker never surface, nor did his apparent hatred of non-karkat troll, he let vriska come back after knowing how dangerous she was
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>>82961440
well, there was ghost vriska, and then retcon vriska

he kinda hated ghost vriska for going back on her development with the mind-controlled ghosts

retcon vriska was a little more consistent, still a bitch, but actually started contributing
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>>82961499
Does it change what I said? It doesn't matter how it was developed in-character. The fact of the matter is, it wasn't developed that way in the story at all. Vriska's character was simply subsumed into all the relationship drama that was SO in vogue with all the characters at that time.

>>82961517
That's pretty much Calliope's character too. She existed only ever to be "nice" and for everyone to like for being so "nice".
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>>82961209
pretty sure equius' blood is a lot more vivid.
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>uses retcon powers to bring vriska back
>doesn't use them to save obama from the reckoning
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>>82959001
how the fuck can feet be slutty
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>>82961596
they just are
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>>82961554
no way, there was barely any relationship drama for the whole of a6a6 until the last intermission. i remember being super glad that that stuff got left behind (and then...)
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>>82961517
If this is a coming of age story, does Hussie think part of adulthood is being a bland assembly-line robot?
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>>82961596
barefoot/exposed toes = slut
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>>82961641
It was only ever relationship drama with these people when they got together.
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>>82961641
Jane enter was literally front ended by relationship bullshit
RTFC
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>>82961805
Jane enter was NOT after a6a6
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>>82961517
>john's hatred of crocker never surface

They addressed that. I guess it was supposed to highlight how John had grown and to subvert expectations because Hussie really doesn't like it when readers expect something from him I guess.
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>>82961849
And her character was dominated by relationship bullshit until the very end, when she just faded into the background and became irrelevant except as a healslut and daddy's girl.
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>>82961805
maybe you, instead, should in fact read the comic, friend
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>>82961887
People said Hussie hated Jade. But all along, he probably hated Jane more.
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>>82961887
How did Hussie fail so hard on Jane
If there was every any character that he should have subverted expectations with, it was Jane
But instead he wrote her like he was writing about his own grandma as a teenager, taking no risks at all
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>>82961887
>>82962046
>>82962084

Jane definitely got shafted worse than any kid. Imagine if she was more similar to Nanna, and had a plotline about jokes and Sassacre, and was constantly trying to figure out ways to play insane pranks on all the other Alpha kids, constantly, to master her pranksters gambit. That could have been great, or at the very least better than the shit sandwich she got.
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>>82962084
He took huge risks with Jane, namely making her abjectly terrible in every way and phasing her out of the story altogether.
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>>82961194
>TEREZI: 1 W4S SUPPOS3D TO K1LL H3R!
>TEREZI: YOU JUST DOOM3D US 4LL!!!
>JOHN: no, no...
>JOHN: i mean, yeah, it was supposed to go that way originally!
>JOHN: but now it doesn't have to, because of like, weird retcon magic, and also your crazy mind schemes.
>[...] JOHN: plus i saved vriska from your back stabbing ways, so you don't need to do that for... whatever stupid reason you were going to?
I'm pretty sure John knew what he was doing.
(Also just reading the word retcon being used by a character in a completely unironic way is making me want to throw up. Yuck)

>>82961541
(Vriska) was contributing by helping mind control an army to find the weapon to beat LE. John didn't seem bothered by her methods, just by the fact she turned out to be a dangerous asshole sociopath.
Retcon Vriska was also a dangerous asshole sociopath who also wanted to help beat LE. But this time John just didn't care. He was also there when she bullied Jake - I just checked. Didn't say a fucking word.

What a pile of unsalvageable garbage.
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>>82962084
her story was kinda dominated by her wanting jake, and after it was determined in multiple ways that she couldnt have him there just wasnt anywhere to go. her other huge trait was supposed to be her skepticism, but that was also obviously dead on its legs after a6a2. maybe some excuse to do some silly detective work would have given her a chance to do some more entertaining stuff
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YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS

TO BE AS WEENIE AS POSSIBLE
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>>82962315

Vriska has always been my favorite character.
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>>82962315
all i wanted was karezi to happen
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Man, this is going to be the most flamboyant adventure I've ever had.
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>>82962233
>whatever stupid reason you were going to?
Man John you literally read what Vriska was going to do right before she died, why are you such a dope?

Vriska backed everyone on the meteor into a corner where it was either kill her or get slaughtered by Jack. Which, I mean, is a fitting end for her, considering her whole thing was pushing her relationships to the edge until someone snaps.
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Our Father of Lies, pucker your lips in our general direction, and bless us with the mantle of your mediocrity. Deliver us from good writing, and fill our hearts with aimless romantic drama. Blessed is he who cares not for the plot, and sacred is the Spider. You are Delayer, Deceiver, and Destroyer in one, and you render our earthly lives the hollow pantomime they always were meant to be. Praise be to the Father, the Spider, and the Holy Hiatus.
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>>82962398
In any shape or form? Or specifically romantic, platonic or another thing?
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>>82962233
>>82962421
>for... whatever stupid reason you were going to?
john you fucking idiot, the reason is that vriska was going to come fight jack noir and get everybody killed
BUT THEN SHE DIDN'T DO THAT THE MOMENT SHE COULD STAND BACK UP
SOMEHOW
IT'S LIKE **SOMEONE** FORGOT
GEE I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE
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>>82962398
Davekat?
You said Davekat right?
Alright davekat is canon guys, you're welcome
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>>82962398
why would terezi hook up with a guy she doesn't need?
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>>82962315
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>>82962315
i thought tavrosprite would get a decent arc or at least get to be happy

oooh boy was i fucking stupid
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>game over timeline
>Rose dies, avenging Kanaya, but manages to reconcile with her mother via Roxy
>Karkat dies by Gamzee's hand, their moralalligence an obvious sham
>Aranea flies too close to the sun in her take over and gets burned
>Jake dies protecting Jane
>John confronts the villain
>Kanaya accidentally killed by the empress of trollkind, who needed Kanaya alive to revive the race (so she can kill them again).
>Terezi goes after Aranea, possibly taking revenge for fixing her eyes.
>Kanaya finally goes clown hunting after years.
>Dirk sinks into the Swamp of Sadess a la Artax, heartbroken after failing to protect his friends and Dave.
>Dave dies, adamantly refusing to time travel, in an attempt to protect Jade. Confronting his brother's killer.
>John realizes he's failed as a leader


game over was the end homestuck deserved
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>>82960002
Link plz? I can beg and call u mommy for this fic
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>>82962456
the green sun explosion and sollux shooting everyone into space happened almost immediately after vriska got knocked out. she probably didnt wake up til they were a good way there, way too late to go fight jack
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>>82962195
It would have been interesting to contrast her to John in that manner. By this I mean, she's much more able with pranking and magic but has to learn the friendleader stuff which came naturally to John. It'd be a cool way to show where Dad learned to be such an upstanding guy, whilst also being a prankster master and the effect it had on John developing into such a well mannered goofball.
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>>82960002
don't do this to me. these lies hurt the worst.
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>>82962405
>The consorts of your land are... RACOONS

>not reptiles or amphibians
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>82962671
jane couldnt have a friendleadering arc, dirk and roxy filled that shit well enough and you cant just make everyone a leader. also leaning too hard on the prankster stuff is just gonna leave her john-lite. would be better to give her more chances to do her gumshoeing since thats HER unique thing. solving a mystery or two would have been fun
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> there will never be a SBURB MMORPG where you can play as your shitty fantroll
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In retrospect, this was the most important panel in all of Homestuck.
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>>82962822
liveblogger will surely be ecstatic that her strilonde incest dream finally came true
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>>82962822
I wonder if anyone's had an epileptic seizure triggered by Homestuck
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>>82962822
That's true, no other panel as has ever reeked so much of death and decay, declaring to all the world that Homestuck is dead.
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>>82962315
I
8M
N8T
F8T!!!!!!!!
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>>82962537
what if it did just end there
like one last monologue from john as it zooms out from a server on the furthest ring
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>>82962893
I wish I did
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When you all say Homestuck should have ended in Act 4, what exactly do you mean by that? I seem to recall a fair deal of loose ends running amok when Act 4 wrapped up.
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>>82962893
no, all the seizure warnings and complaints about headaches on tumblr are from morons who know nothing about the condition and want to look noble and/or pitiable. im epileptic and photo-sensitive seizures are only caused by particular flash frequencies. and homestuck does not flash in those frequencies.
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>>82962860
Spoilers: Davepeta is double dead or just DAOOTS, does it even matter
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>>82962795
Perhaps I worded the post wrong, but I meant we see where John gets his friendleader abilities from through his lineage who actively had to work towards being friendly and getting on with others where it didn't come naturally to them. A common theme of coming of age stories is leaving behind teenage drama and learning things like humility or responsibility and Jane could have been perfect for that.

I do like the idea of her having a unique thing in the problem sleuthing, but the problem there is that search for knowledge was a big part of Terezi and Rose's characters before she stopped doing anything relevant besides macking with Kanaya and drinking that is having another character like that would only increase the terminal bloat of the cast. Whereas if you had an active jokester about you're getting something that isn't present at that point in the story as far as I'm aware.
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>>82962989
> not ending at Act 3
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>>82962315
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>>82962989
Jade wasn't even in the game by the EAO4
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>>82962822
That dancing Jake in the background was from the trickster arc.
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>>82963004
ok sure. i like the idea of increasing the amount of fun stuff jane does rather than increasing her drama/development. not everyone can have a huge arc, and giving her some chances to have fun positive interactions with her friends would have probably buoyed up everyone's perceptions of the alpha kids
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>>82963055
why is Kiwi Karkat a thing again?
did angel bully you guys into resurrecting this ancient thing?
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Are we still mad about the ending?
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>>82963142
i didnt bully anyone!
but my folder has grown by like 15 images in the last couple weeks
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>>82952112
This is just kind of adorable, not even cringey. It's obviously not an adult's.
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>>82962998
davepeta and jasprose's consummation will transcend death and any individual body
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>>82963147
Why would we not be?
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>>82963187
I'm amazed that it's Org 13 and Classic Homestuck instead of Org 13 and the trolls, which are the same thing. Good work there.

Homestuck and Kingdom Hearts have all the same flaws, too.
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>>82963212
>when sprites^2 cum literally all instances of all their constituent parts also cum simultaneously through time and space
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who would get a kakapo
who has a cassowary
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>>82963147
not me i liked it get shit on nerds
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>>82962929
>Vriska will never call (Vriska) a weenie
>Vriska won't open the treasure to find a fucking magic the gathering deck
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>>82963131
The lack of fun interactions with the Alphas really stuck out, one of the most charming parts in the entirely of Homestuck was how the Beta kids, even when apart, could have those fun interactions friends have when playing a game or just hanging out and shooting the breeze.

Although if Jane rightly acted a bit more goofy then Jake is kind of left in the dirt again, given he ends up as a useless weenie. What could have been changed about him to make him more interesting and different from the other kids?
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>>82963276
We did. It was called Act 7.
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>>82963262
>kakapos
>stupid, heavy parrot
vriska

terezi gets a kea
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awake
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>>82963325
He was dead and taxidermed the whole time and they were all talking to his dreamself
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>>82963353
[S] Aradia: Enter
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>>82963339
vriska cant be trusted with any creatures life
tavros gets the kakapo
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>>82963353
Reminds me of this video of the fat guy laying down and his friends pouring cereal and milk into his open mouth.
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>>82963380
Nah it looks more like [S] Sollux: Enter.
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>>82963389
It would certainly try to mate with his horns.
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>>82963290
>and the newest issue of White Spider
>and she started collecting and painting Eldars

>Vriska starts puking
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>>82963353
sleep
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>>82962585
>>82962709
sorry
i wish writefags were still a thing here
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P8N8S!!!!!!!!
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I AM A FUCKING KUCK!!!
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>>82963325
just reduced the impact of his obliviousness a little. i mean come on rose was a horrendous and unrepentant passive aggressive bitch, but no one had a breakdown over how she doesnt respect their feelings enough and made them feel unwanted in acts 1-5. her bad traits were played for laughs and we were respected as the audience to be able to see things more subtley ourselves.

jake could have been the exact same character and if everyone had just dwelled on it a little less it would have been funny and charming.
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>>82960002
>that fic where Dad finally decides to make his own Problem Sleuth costume and go to the cosplay convention to surprise Jane, who's already there, with his support for her awful nerd lifestyle, but can't find her because her costume's too good and a Hysterical Dame cosplayer who's attracted to older men seduces him and the next morning they wake up to horrifying reality you know how it ends
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>>82963651
>that one fic where Meenkat actually happens and everyone is alive
>Meenah comes back from work
>she sees a satisfied thick spider getting pounded hard
>Meenah joins the fun
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>>82963651
>Hysterical Dame cosplay
>not Li'l Ace Dick cosplay
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>>82963397
>>
Canon Jake voice: Terrence, of Terrence and Phillip
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Presidential voting headcanons:
>John/Jade: Trump
>Rose: Hillary
>Dave: Bernie
>Jane: Gary Johnson
>Tavros: Jeb!
Is this correct?
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>>82963949
no one would vote trump because there is no such thing as freedom in homestuck
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>>82963397
>>82963780
damn you beat me to it
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>>82963999
No one would vote Trump because of the meteors that hit in 2009 and the fact that none of the kids are voting age
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>>82963949
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I need more edits.
MORE.
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>>82964102
Caliborn would be a YUGE Trump supporter
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>>82964118
no stop
the thread will break
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>>82963949
why would Rose, who has problems with authority, support the establishment candidate?

Swap her with Dave, he's all about toxic masculinity and shit.
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>>82963177
quit bullying!
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>>82964236
loki, you are the one bullying the poor innocent kiwi.
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>>82964231
so, she'd vote for vermin supreme?
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>>82964277
its not her fault! the kiwi 8ullied her first.
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>>82963949
>Vriska: (Vriska)
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Things Rose casually does in the nude:
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>>82964236
>coming from the literal murderer
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>>82964305
Masturbate in public places
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>>82964305
Lustfully glance at her own bare feet.
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>>82964277
I'm on my phone, someone post the pic of karkat punting the kiwi
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>>82964292
she'd probably do whatever she can to spite everyone involved so maybe
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Would you?
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>>82964305
She Rubs Herself For All To See
At Least She Should
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>>82964305
shave her long lusty legs
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>>82964305
Rat extermination.
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>>82964305
housework
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>>82964452
>putting the toilet paper under.

Get out of here with your shit taste.
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>>82964341
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>>82964322
It can't be literal since it's a drawing.
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>>82964494
nah, loki sent me pictures of her killing an actual kiwi.
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>>82964364
Yes.
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>>82964521
What would you do?
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>>82964567
Yes
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>>82964567
I would do the do.
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>>82964517
Quit lyin and post karkat kicking the kiwi
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>>82964517
They werent intended for you
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Dave ironically making up rules for a friendly game of Kick The Kiwi.
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>>82964650
Why do you hate kiwis so much Loki? Did a kiwi burn down your house or something?
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>>82964685
Holy shit, I've never had someone impersonate me before

>>82964713
Angel offended me personally so the kiwis must die
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>>82964567
What WOULDN'T I do?
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>>82963949
Homestuck never really got around to John and Jade's hatred of mexicans.
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>>82964694
Dave and Jade messing with Karkat by abducting his kiwi and sending him photos of it in different places.
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>>82964733

is it because she drew that reuben sandwich?
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↑ |↑
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↑ |↑↑↑↑
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>>82963397
finding it as we speak, i know just the one
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>>82964737
I know what I'd do.
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>>82964694
dirk taking it too far as usual by ironically setting up teams and a league and a kiwi farm to make sure there are always enough and hand-crafting trophies for the best kiwi kickers
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Vriska trying to get Terezi into bullying Karkat and his kiwi, but TZ is getting too endeared by it and is taught proper kiwi handling by Karkat that she eventually gets good at.
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>>82964782
http://pastebin.com/9bQTDiQY
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aradia must technically have the best feet
since her dreamself's feet (and thus god tier aradia) had never touched the ground and are always wrapped

they are the most pure
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>>82964733
What did Angel do?
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and then vriska takes out her fat futa cock and stuffs them all
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>>82964831
I bet feet that never touch the ground don't even look anything like normal feet anymore and you foot fetishers would be frightened instead of aroused.
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>>82964874
i dont have a foot fetish
i have an aradia fetish
i am simply stating that the best girl would have the best feet as well
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>>82964874
i bet that her soles are round and bulgey like balloons
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>>82964874
That's where fear boners comes in.
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Stole the dude I was crushing on from me
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>>82964782
Reminder that ↑ has nothing to do with ↑↑→↑
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>>82964381
Tell Me More
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>>82964960
How do I know you're not the impostor Loki?
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>>82964856
i drew a sandwich
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>>82965035
Because only the real me would forget to quote the post I was responding to
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This is turning into a weird masquerade.
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>>82965035
Because only the real me would forget to quote the post I was responding to
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>>82964452
Naked housework is a kink I actually have
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>>82965035
Because only the real me would forget to quote the post I was responding to
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>>82965061
>>82965071
>>82965105
Which ones do I shoot!?
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dear god
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>>82965062
this is gonna be just like when i used to be a namefag
week of 1000 angels was years ago
YEARS
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>>82965165
>PM/Kanaya sex
Oh shit this is hot
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>>82965192
Lord of All Angels
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>>82965126
Shoot the one who draws dead kiwis for fun, not the one who draws cute things like this! It's the evil Loki.
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>>82965052
You fucking monster
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>>82965192
The difference is there is only one true Loki, me.
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>>82965165
>You Can Do It Mail Woman
>Fuck My Hot Butt
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>>82965245
Fucking disgusting holy shit.
Spoiler that shit before you make someone puke.
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>>82965192
The difference is there is only one true Loki, me.
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>>82965052

it was a damn good sandwich too!
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>>82961209
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>>82965165
>PM/Kanaya sex
>it's too big
yes please
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>>82965305
That's one good looking sandwich.
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>>82965192
The difference is there is only one true Loki, me
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>>82965296
Sorry that's not how it works. You have to kill them all like Angel had to that time. It wouldn't be fair otherwise.
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>>82964874
wrong. wearing things like heels or shoes at all are what deform feet and make them ugly
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post scatnep
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>>82965165
>>82965202
>>82965331
drawfriends? writefriends? choice rarepair here
pretty sure it's never materialized before at all
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>>82965370
I'd rather look at the plump, vaguely brown tumblr version of the kids than at this shit.
>>
do you think nep ever tried to steal karkat's panties
>>
some a you guys are alright

dont go to lowwaa if youre in a2 tomorroww

happenin bulletin wwill be posted tomorroww mornin

so long land dwwellers
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>>82965192
holy shit talk about a blast from the past

i was one of the imposter angels
>>
is your relationship anything like the characters in the comic
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Pre-cascade alpha-kid speculation art is facsinating.
>>
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>>82965502
Do you have more where that came from
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Reminder that Act 8 is happening.

>The music used in Act 7 is "Overture"
>The relevence of the number "8" and the ending are self evident and have been played up
>In the act colour scheme we have White for Act 7 to symbolize the cue ball, but no black to symbolize the 8-Ball
>Obvious and fundamental unanswered question
>The news post edited to be 413 words exactly

I don't know how or when, but I think it's pretty safe to say the ride isn't over yet.
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>>82965524
in spite of everything here dirk's hat is the worst part
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>>82965489
someone once compared me to Gamzee and it actively made me like myself a little less, despite liking the Clown

its one thing to like a shithead character, but to be told you are living and acting like said shithead is no fun

but of course i didn't change a thing about myself because that requires effort
>>
introducing the new tripfriend... GEROMY
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>>82965502
Do you have more where that came from
>>
>>82965348
Anon, you literally have no way to know what feet that were never used to stand anywhere might look like. Even your zany idea of the most pure and soft feet is based around feet that never had to stand anywhere rough, hard or uncomfortable, but still stood nonetheless. Like even a wheelchair-bound-for-life kid is putting his feet flat on the ground from a sitting position. Aradia's dreambody never did that, ever.
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>>82965566
Dude, that is obvious. Not exactly act 8, but the ride thing.
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>>82965559
I have this. There might be more, I'll check.
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>>82965477
right?
i used to have that thread bookmarked but the archive is dead
it was pretty funny in retrospect
>>
>>82965566
I don't want another Vriska act.
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>>82965621
Thanks
>>
>>82965638
You're just saying you don't want more Homestuck. But there is more Homestuck, nothing you can do about that.
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>>82965489
equius/nep

but it's the nep that has all the muscles and i'm just a degenerate who can't understand why i'm loved or deserve a relationship
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CANNIBALISM
this thing is addictive
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>>82965688
You're dating a built Nepeta? That's awesome.
>>
I want a (Vriska) act. I mean, the Megane part of me. The Geromy part is quite a sub, so he agrees too
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>>82965615
You know what? I'm going to cum in Aradia's shoes anyways.
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>>82965638
You don't know what you want. Now shut up and have more Vriska development backsliding.
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>>82965713
That's gross.
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This is kind of. Or maybe it's young guardian art.
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>>82965715
Jake should have worn a hunter's outfit like Grandpa did. The whole "he wears shorts because he's a sexual object" thing got tired really fast
>>
>>82965713
That's awesome
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>>82965705
having a muscle gf is nice
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>>82965768
What's it like?
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>>82965741
Nuh uh.
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>>82965764
honestly I found it consistently hilarious
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>>82965788
it's good
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>>82965789
He is one of my imposters if you didn't notice
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>>82965797
Do you know what they expected for the Alphas? Like personalities/interactions?
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>>82965808
Are you saying you agree with me in that it would be a good thing to cum in Aradia's shoes and have her wear them after? Huh? You'll have to clarify.
>>
>>82965789
He is one of my imposters if you didn't notice
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>>82965713
aradia would never let your dick near her feet
while you were alive at least
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>>82965583
I had someone compare me to the green gem from steven universe. I legitimately felt insulted
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>>82965765
I DISAPPEARED FOR AN HOUR WHAT HAPPENED

Stop bullying me please
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>>82965797
Man, if Jane had been ALL ABOUT PRANKS she would have been so different and so better. Just nonstop pranking. Evil Jane would have become like a psychotic cloun though, and I guess we didn't need more of that.
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>>82965844
I am saying you would have to cum, THEN lick her shoes
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>>82965797
Is this loss
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>>82965808
are you saying its alright to cum in aradias shoes?
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>>82965864
https://youtu.be/Vmetfp5ejPw
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>>82965879
Oh. O-Okay.
I'd would be okay with that.
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>>82965885
I meant to have her cum in my shoes
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>>82965860
But she's the best gem, what is wrong with you?
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>>82965835
Well, we expected roxy and dirk to have been raised by rose and dave, at least. We already had a good idea about jake's personality from the letter to John. I can't really remember if there was any consensus about the rest.

Some people were dead-on about mom before roxy's reveal, though.
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>>82965895
cute
i bet her projected dreambubble self is watching lord english murder lots of people
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>>82965885
Yes, and then lick it. The shoe and the cum.
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>>82965853
go on
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STOP IMPERSONATING ME, DAMMIT! YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN USING IMAGES!
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>>82965833
oh no a prototype of one of my ships
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>>82965948
Stop pretending to be Loki. I'm Loki.
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>>82965942
>>82965917
>>82965895
>>82965879
>>82965864
>>82965860
>>82965948
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT
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>>82965879
No wait, you come in the shoes, and then she wears them for a couple hours, then you lick the feet.

It's perfect and you overlooked it, I'm better at footfetishing than the footfetishers now.
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>>82965879
order me around more, please.
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>>82965948
>using spongebob reaction images to pretend to be me
This is just insulting now

I don't want to tripfag guys come on
>>
Seems like Loki is getting a taste of that Ultimate Self business.
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The was made after Jane and Jake's reveal but before Dirk and Roxy.
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>>82965936
Rose would have been a child molester if she were put in charge of a teen Roxy though. That's too dark for Homestuck, so Hussie had to write in the annihilation of the human race to make it different.
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>>82965995
its come full circle
these were my last words
they made me like this
join me
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STOP IMPERSONATING ME, DAMMIT! YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN USING IMAGES!
>>
this is getting lewd
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>>82965995
>using sai images to pretend to be me
This is just insulting now

I don't want to tripfag guys come on
>>
damaras feet though
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>>82965796
It didn't help that it was thrown in with a boring, awkward arc
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GAS THE LOKIS
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>>82965715
I really like this Jake, he looks like a tough, wily motherfucker
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There's only one real Loki and I'm sure we all know who it is.
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hands up if you aren't loki.
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Also I keep finding this. I guess I saved it like 5 times.
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>>82966060
This is mean quit bullying. I'm in the city so this is the last post from me, I'll be drawing later tonight, have fun with the thread of Lokis I guess
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Tell Me About Loki
Why Does He Wear The Mask
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>>82966021
Damn, when you put it that way I bet Roxy would have been willing to take one for the team instead of humanity getting wiped out. Now I feel bad.
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>>82966088
Yeah it's me.
What's up bitch boi.
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>>82966142
You won't get away with this, imposter!
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>>82966070
Why not both?
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7fq1ththgiq2ued/AADUAh8E31UcwPQOn5glLyNCa/Aradia/Fics/AradiaxDamara.pdf?dl=0
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>>82966142
Loki is a title, not a name.
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quick! post never before seen loki art to prove you are loki
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>>82966142
This is mean quit bullying. I'm in the city so this is the last post from me, I'll be drawing later tonight, have fun with the thread of Lokis I guess
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>>82966021
Stilonde parenting abilities best to worst:

Dave > Roxy > Dirk > Rose

And dirk fucking stocks his fridges with swords instead of food.
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>>82966171
The hell you are.
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Would you?
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>>82965052
Holy shit, why are people like you allowed on the Internet? That's just not okay.
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>>82966167
she prolly got diddled a couple times by condy why dyou think she hates her so much
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Why even impersonate namefags
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>>82966222
Probably.
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>>82966237
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>>82966243
Why even impersonate namefags
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>>82966206
roxy is lovely but she is 100% responsible for beta rose and that is NOT a good indicator of her parenting fitness
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Why even impersonate namefags
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