/sug/ Steven Universe General

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BEST GEM

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FIRST FOR BELIEVE IN STEVEN

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>implying the episode wasn't meh

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>>82941585
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

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Daily reminder she did nothing wrong and deserves so much more

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>>82941585
woolie at it again

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>>82941585
We're back, bbay!

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About Lapis' backstory... It conflicts with A LOT of Lapis's previous interactions.

>When she is freed, she asks the CGs "do you have any idea who I used to be?"
Why would they if she arrived late and was poofed early?
>Jasper also says "they kept you prisoner, they used you".
In Lapis' story, homeworld did all the using. The only actual CG that was present was Pearl, and it was more of a cameo.

Or is Lapis just a lying blue ho?

>>82941617
Who are you quoting?

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>France releases added
Thanks OP you earned some respect.

So "Barn Mates" and "Hit the Diamond" are airing early in france this weekend?

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>>82941585
Woolie the gem stole my waifu!

>>82941622
We need more dreadlock gem
Too bad she's probably in the cluster now.

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So who will be worst roommate?

gems erode so they dont really last forever

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You dumb fuck put this in the description about the french leaks otherwise all the comments will be WHERE MUH LEAKS
https://kat.cr/user/misseps/

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>>82941619
Woolie stopped her before she could flood the world for construction purposes.

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reminder that peridot is a paedophile

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>>82941661
pretty cool to see
people going all over the place with this gems design

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Hooray for Lapis!

BEST

Episode was shit, she didn't lay any eggs.

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>>82941639
Bruuuh
What in the fuck?
Is this just plot holes again or did the crew meant for her to be lying to all hell?

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>Peridot fixes the hole in the barn at the start of Hit the Diamond
>Only for the Rubies to burn it down at the end of the episode
Post yfw

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>>82941585
>>82941622

>>82941639
Pretty sure Lapis played up the CG's role because 1. it gave her a scapegoat opportunity to claim loyalty 2. recent events (JUST fighting the CGs in Ocean Gem)

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My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Wish he could be happy like her

>>82941696
classic

Your reaction when Bismuth is huge, but acts super girlie whenever she isn't killing?

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>>82941696

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>the flash before the explosion went off was blue, white, and yellow
Did the Diamonds just go all fucking Frieza on Earth?

>>82941693
Didn't Sucrose say Lapis was good at emotional manipulation?

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So why didn't Steven showed Lapis the Lunar Sea Spire to make her live there? (The temple that Steven drowned)

>>82941639
She could have been an aristocrat who was dumb enough to wander into a warzone and so she's butthurt that they didn't recognize her nobility

>>82941693
Apparently she's manipulative, according to Rebecca.
Also, she was only in Pearls possession for 2 decades, so she really wasn't trapped by the CG for a long time.

>>82941639
The CGs knew a gem was in there. And they did nothing. The rebellion is the reason she was trapped there in the first place. While pearl was the only one there at the present, obviously the other gems came into the pciture later on.

>>82941639
Lapis is princess snob

>>82941679
Your mom is a pedophile.

LAPIS CONFIRMED BEST GEM

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This is the blue gem.

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>Harem ending confirmed

Connie on suicide watch

>>82941277

>By that logic almost anything is going to be reacting

uh no?

>Lapis told him her story because she wanted to. The PTSD bit was the only moment where she was "reacting" in that sense

Dude, the episode was literally Steven showing earth places to Lapis in order to try to get her to stay, how is lapis visiting new places not a reaction episode?

>reacting" in that sense

reacting doesn't mean falling on you knees and crying about hard memories, it means giving insight and the way you behave in front of a situation, lapis was going around with steven while he described places, she was basically a tourist, reacting to places is exactly what a tourist does

>instead of just trying to avoid the argument entirely. I have an open mind.

oh come on, you don't have to be passive-aggressive about it

>>82941745
Lolololol

>>82941735
>>82941747
They did.
Guess i never expected her to be THIS manipulative.
Lying from the start, jesus.

>>82941670
Lapis wasn't there for construction. She was a war reporter. Why else would a noncombatant who can project her memories on water be caught up in a battlefield that is very clearly not in a civilied area?

It also explains why she was a civvie casualty. Bismuth knew that if she attacked reporters it would cause public outcry and make homeworld demand that the army pull out. The Vietcong did the same thing in Vietnam

>>82941683
I wanna fuck lapis

>>82941711
>those eyes
nice
orange kisses is going to ship her and jasper so hard

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So I went through with my A+ paint skills and broke the gems from the flashback down. Blue is for gems that we know, green is for ones that appeared in The Answer/Cheeseburger Backpack for sure, yellow is for ones that are more ambiguous, black is for gems that I couldn't find an analogue for anywhere. Kind of sketchy on Amethyst, but that really reminds me of goo-covered Amethyst in particular.

Also, did anyone else notice that during the flashback, when the blue/yellow/white light exploded that the theme that was used for Blue and Yellow Diamond appeared for a second?

LAPIDOT
A
P
I
D
O
T

>>82941622
Yo I'm not gay but actually I think I may be a little gay

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>>82941765
This is the meme gem.

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>>82941612
Would you love her tenderly even if you would never sire a family of little gems?

>>82941649
>You could at least try to explain why you think she's interesting.
That's like saying why someone like chocolate dumbass
I was just pointing out why she didnt show """enough""" personality

>>82941780
She was emotionally manipulating Steven even while in the mirror. Damn.

>>82941639
She asks "Do you have any idea who I used to be?" in a somewhat-rhetorical sense. It's more about accusing them of keeping a conscious Gem trapped in a mirror for a really long time than the actual question.

As for the second part its more likely they didn't want to spoil her backstory at all. Regardless of whether the CG's used the mirror they still kept her in there.

IIRC there actually is a minor plot hole in that Pearl took the mirror out of her Gem intending to use it before noticing it was broken, but in the flashback it was broken from the start.

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>>82941765
Here comes a new challenger.

El Woolio lives on

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>>82941795
CANON
A
N
O
N

>>82941734
That could explain why there are so few Crystal Gems left despite being able to drive homeworld off the planet

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One word
R e d e m p t i o n

>>82941639
They did keep her prisoner and used her. They saw that there was a cracked gem on the back of the mirror, and instead of pulling it out and putting it into one of Rose's fountains, they just kept it around for recording/intel purposes.

>>82941639

None of these are contradictions. She was poofed and turned into a tool by homeworld, but then discovered by the CGs and used as a tool before being neglected for thousands of years. They didn't try to find out who she was, they just treated her as an object.

>>82941735
>>82941747
Is there a source on that statement?

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HIPS
I
P
S

Bismuth > Jasper

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>>82941585
>We waited a Hiatus for this animation

Fucking Lamar

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>>82941793
New gems!

>>82941844
>Thousands of years
Pearl found her in the 80's anon.

The gems seemed pretty primitive in that flashback.
No wonder lapis was so shocked at how advanced they've become when she returned to homeworld.

>>82941844
>Did they know she was alive?
>Did Pearl even show her off to the other two?
>WAS she even used for a thousand years?

>>82941859
pearl is THICC close up

>>82941756
They obviously didn't know that a conscious gem was in there. They were completely shocked by her when she came out.

I just wonder why she never attempted to communicate them the way she did with Steven.

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>>82941833
She needs no redemption.

>Lapis and Peridot in the barn together

So who gets the loft?

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>>82941844
>MFW Rose could have healed her

>>82941870
Don't trust them new gems over there.

>>82941853
An interview Rebecca did

The quote was:
"A big part of Lapis' character is manipulation."

>>82941740
Because he drowned it

>>82941878
She was just waiting there while the gems were developing without her.

>>82941734
They even had YD's music playing during the explosion

>>82941873
Its a fucking design choice anon. It doesnt mean she was literally in the 80s. For all we know she couldve had that form for 1000 years.

>>82941781
>project her memories on water
I assumed that was a trait she picked up from the mirror ordeal, but the idea of it being an inherent water-projection ability that she weaponized out of desperation is an interesting theory.

>>82941619
>tried to drown Connie and Steven
>broke Greg's leg
>wrecked Greg's van
>stole the Earth's oceans
>trapped Jasper in a toxic fusion for months
>tried to emotionally manipulate Steven into believing she fused with Jasper for him
>now confirmed that she hates the Crystal Gems for no reason whatsoever

Fuck her.

>>82941894
Top bunk bottom bunk argument will ensue.
Which will be used by fans as a metaphor for which cock is going where.

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>>82941612
But Peridot is the best gem.

>>82941930
>leg warmers
yeah, sure, okay

>>82941844
In Pearl's defense, the gem was cracked, so she'd either assumed she was dead, or it would be too dangerous to attempt to remove or revive her until they'd found a way to heal broken gems. Lapis can be mad, but Pearl might have had reasons too

>>82941876
BABY
SLUT
nvm, wrong general

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>>82941615
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82941770
It wasn't. She wasn't reacting to dramatic things happening to her like she was before where it made sense that she was entirely focused on those things. This was a totally chill episode and a perfect chance to display more aspects of her personality. She didn't.

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>>82941853
http://youtu.be/MhpBAq80LDQ:
Sugar said at 33:40 -

"This is the proto-Lapis, this character would become basically Lapis. Although the skirt thing she got would become opaque. It's a story about emotional manipulation which would become a huge part of Lapis' character."

>>82941734
>Inb4 it was actually their fusion getting poofed
I'd kek but it's probably their BIG BANG ATTACK

>>82941770
>reacting doesn't mean falling on you knees and crying about hard memories, it means giving insight and the way you behave in front of a situation, lapis was going around with steven while he described places, she was basically a tourist, reacting to places is exactly what a tourist does
Again, that's too broad a definition of "reacting", but y'know what, it doesn't matter. The point is that the episode was a good opportunity to show "natural" Lapis, "normal" Lapis. And I found "normal" Lapis boring.

>oh come on, you don't have to be passive-aggressive about it
I'm not being passive-aggressive, I'm being sincere. I don't WANT to find Lapis boring.

>>82941802
>That's like saying why someone like chocolate dumbass
It's really not, unless you think film critics are wizards.

>>82941950
Peridot is like those annoying lolis in anime with the tsundere attitude who also try hard to be LE RANDOM XD ugh

>>82941639
>>When she is freed, she asks the CGs "do you have any idea who I used to be?"
>Why would they if she arrived late and was poofed early?
That's not what she was asking. She was asking if they even CARED about who she used to be. Pearl literally just found this mirror lying around and carried on using it as a tool instead of wondering if the gem inside it was suffering or not.

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>>82941950
she was such a dork this episode, but its good that she can express herself without worries

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>>82941585
>>82941622
>>82941681
>>82941711
>people are already making "Woolie" their new bara waifu
Oh look at that. I was right.

>>82941639
There were no inconsistencies, and Lapis didn't lie.

1. The quote was "You three knew I was in there, and you didn't do anything! Did you even wonder who i used to be?"
The gems knew there was a sentient being imprisoned in the mirror, and did nothing

2.Homeworld did all the using until Pearl found her, and used her as a tool, then later gave her to Steven, and they all lied about what the item really was.

So what's the conflict?

>>82941793
It's so weird how several of those gems actually appeared in The Answer. The one with the icecream hair actually spoke up when ruby and sapphire fused

>>82941939
she never weaponized it

>>82941954
Maybe Pearl brought them into fashion after parading them around the earth for hundreds of years? She finally got her validation for her weird fashion choices.

>>82941930
I don't know, they made it seem like she was there at the galaxy warp for a long time. That's why she was talking about it being torture to be so close to getting home but having to just sit there. I get the impression that Pearl didn't find her until relatively recently.

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>>82941798
Obligatory

>>82942023
How is there already that much fanart of Woolie gem?

>>82941973
Oh baby

>Steven was actually keen for Peridot to continue living in his bathroom and watch him poop.

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>>82941973
Ho-ly shit.
I love Lapis, but making her this two faced would make her downright interesting.

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>>82941826
Y E S
E
S

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Hello YouTube.

>>82941888
>They obviously didn't know that a conscious gem was in there.
They weren't surprised, they were angry. They lied to Steven so he wouldn't let a Homeworld Gem loose.

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???

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>>82941897
this.

All we know is that Pearl found her a few decades before the current day, and later showed it to Steven when she found a way to make use of the mirror.

What we have yet to see is if Pearl ever showed the mirror to the other gems, or even asked Rose to heal her. That would better explain her animosity towards the CG.

>>82942047
Because humans absolute adore wasting their time on shit like this.

>>82942025
They knew a gem was powering the mirror but what raises an eyebrow was if they knew the gem was MENTALLY active anymore?
It did have a crack so it would be assumable that it wasn't wise to let her out if she came out a corrupted beast or something like that.

>>82942062
Its the best way to take her character.

>>82941977

>that's too broad a definition of "reacting"

but it's exactly the definition of "reacting"

here

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/reacting

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>basically spends 5000 years staring at a wall
jesus

>>82942080
http://brideake.tumblr.com

So in that leak, when Lapis smacks the pod down, doesn't it make a baseball diamond?

Is that episode Barn Mates or Hit The Diamond?

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1080P when?

>>82942047
People work fast.

I was at katsucon when two homesuck characters went grimdark. The update dropped at midnight and by 7 AM the next morning several people had already made new cosplays for them

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>>82942055
Witnessed.

>>82942112

hit the diamond

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>>82942105

>>82942112
Barn Mates so it all could potentially tie in for a 3 parter.

>>82942094
How can Lapises be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>82942112
its in barn mates, when they make up

>>82941876
BABY BLOWJOB

WOO-WOOOO

>>82941973
Lapis may be the best (most complex) gem in a very unexpected way...

>>82941973
>greg fishing

>>82942112
Barn Mates. presumably the Rubies come out of that pod

>>82941888
>They obviously didn't know that a conscious gem was in there

What other kind of Gem is there? It was obviously a Gem tool. Gem tools are powered by conscious Gems.

>>82942094
>Being alone in a tight space with only your own thoughts to keep you company
my fucking nightmare right there

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Reminder.

>"I've seen what goes on in there"

What did she mean by this?

>>82942047
Because we're always thirsty for new characters. For a show where there's confirmed to be so many different kinds of gems, they're really anal about not showing them other than silhouettes.

This is the first time one of the silhouettes was particularly unique to the point where it stood out. Of course people are attaching to it. And that's not even counting the theories that she's Bismuth, which is a gem that's mysteriously bubbled in Lion.

So is Bismuth the one gem that fighting both sides because she wants to a good fight?
I kinda wanna see Bismuth fight Rose Quartz

Who is this crystal gem guy everybody keeps talking about

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>You can always come live in our bathroom
>I've seen what goes on in there
What did she mean by this?

>>82942155
funny way to spell pearl

>>82942081
>the only way Rose could heal gems is with tears
>Pearl didn't show her the mirror because she didn't want to make her cry

>>82942181
Stephen's brother

>>82942174
pooping

>>82942075
They weren't angry, they were freaked the fuck out. Come on, man.

>>82942174
Where else is Steven going to jerk off, his room is an open space to the rest of the house.

>>82942173
i want them to get married

>>82942173
>steven will never cradle your hand in his moist ham mittens

why live

fug

meant

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/reaction

sorry

>>82942201
She disapproves of the brushing of teeth.

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>learning to like Earth
>betrayed the diamonds
She a CG whether she likes it or not.

How many times are they gonna reference Steven pooping like its a terrible thing

Peridot already abused him for it in Too Far

>>82941639
Because Pearl found the mirror that had Lapis' gem in it and didn't even bother to think that the gem trapped in there might have wanted to be free. The Crystal Gems probably used her sometimes, too

>>82942237
He has a whole magic room only he can access that grants his every desire

>>82942179
Bismuth just really, really, REALLY loves Earth.

She loves it to death. Other people's deaths.

>>82941973
This would be a really interesting way to take lapis's character. Just make her a manipulative liar.

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>Yes! Hear Hear everybody.
>What are we talking about?
>Lazuli, nice to see you up and about.
It begins

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

>>82942181
We don't know but we suspect she's bismuth based on her color and the weird shape of her gem

>>82942213
god, I still remember my shitty theory that bismuth was actually Steven's deformed half-sister who was actually a rose quartz hopper crystal

Instead, steven only has a deformed adoptive sister

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>>82942047
Because this happens every time there's a new Gem.

It happened with Lapis, it happened with Peridot, it happened with Jasper, it happened with Blue Diamond, it happened with Blue Pearl, it happened with Yellow Pearl, and it happened with Yellow Diamond.

Hell, technically, it happened with Centipeetle and the fucking gem mutants. The only gem it hasn't really happened with is the Cluster, and that's only because it's difficult to conceptualize a giant sphere made of women.

>>82942254
Nigga, seriously, that's way beside the point.

>>82942152

BABY FUCK BABY FUCK

IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT

>>82942201
pearl collection of dildos

Finally a crystal gem other than the main group

>>82942264
that leaf looks like jaspers gem, possibly how it looks cracked too

>>82942275
But his mom's there.

>>82942159
You all are seriously retarded if you think they're going to make it that Pearl knew there was a live them suffering in there and did nothing. The obvious answer is that they didn't know she was conscious.

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I'mma post this again since I'm sure the new episode being out brought some fresh blood back in and I'm pretty proud of it. For anyone who plays D&D 5e, I finished a SU mini-splat for it.

Full at: http://sharp-big.tumblr.com/post/144490072180/its-done-that-said-photoshop-is-a-bit-weird

Good night /sug/, and remember you make everyday special by just being you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87T-1MvquNE

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>>82942206
what a bitch

Why does peridot call lapis, lazuli?

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>>82942290
fucking F I N A L L Y

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>>82942298
Love you, Lady-of-the-sea anon.

I wonder if the other Super Best Friends is going to see the resemblance between Woolie and his Gemsona.

>>82942159
>Gem tools are powered by conscious gems

Says who? When was this established?

>>82942237
have any of the gems seen a penis, though
if they caught him jackin' it, would they know what was up

>>82942302
>giant sphere made of women

Help I literally haven't stopped ejaculating for the last 30 seconds I'm frightened

>>82942341
Is she trying to be formal or something?
I don't really get it.

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>>82942272
I thought Peridot was referring to him pissing

>>82942320
Omg

And the symbolism of it being shoved in her face, it is all gonna come back to her

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How long unit there Bismuth porn

>>82941902
Not even the sexy gems?

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>>82942353
Love you too

>>82942359
someone already posted it on their fb wall

>>82942031
>she never weaponized it
I meant in relation to being able to use water.

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>>82942341
To make a heartfelt moment when she calls her Lapis.

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Does this mean that Lapis had an insight of Pearl's mind while stuck in her gem?

>>82942365
I find it hard to imagine Amethyst went on for all those thousands of years putting everything BUT a dick in her mouth.

>>82942047
>>82942302
So it's exactly the same autism Bronies have with Background characters that appear for 1 second? Gotcha.
Man that sucks.

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>>82942379
too long

So why are we calling the new gem woolie?

The first thing Lapis did was runway from earth because thats were she was imprisoned thousand of years. I don't know what is so hard to understand here. Like do you think she would feel safe all of sudden if she close to the source of all her misery.

Then she stayed cause she can't exactly go back to homeworld, she has no place to go and not really sure if can trust anyone. That pretty clear on the episode, i don't know what more you want from someone facing the fact they have nowhere to go. What kind of """personality""" do you expected, like that so fucking dumb.
>Yeah she is in trouble but where her personality

The next part is Steven showing the Earth to her, do you think she knew about seasons? Nope. Again she's literally seeing everything for the first time, what exactly did you guys expected.

If you think she's boring that's fine but there's nothing about this episode that could maker her show more personality

>hey lapis thats the earth
>o eme gee im going to bake a cake
>/co/o: shes a baker, nice personality :)

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>Lapis is annoying
>Peridot gets shoved into a barn so the writers don't have to incorporate her into the main cast and just call upon or write her in if the episode warrants it

Fucking lame.

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>lapis is actually slightly developed as a character and can be said to have a personality
Neat. She isn't a one hundred percent sad sack and actually makes fart noises and can smile.
Also fuck Jersey

>>82942302
What about the search vessel?

>>82942324
I believe you but the point is we don't know enough about Gem tools to make an accurate judgment.

She knew it was a Gem tool and she knew a Gem was in it, she apparently didn't know the Gem inside was alive/conscious. Perhaps because it was cracked.

But a cracked Gem is still conscious, we know this. So unless there are Gem tools that operate using Gems that aren't conscious, Pearl MUST have known.

OR, it's just a plot hole. Mistakes can happen.

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>>82942370

>>82942302
>it's difficult to conceptualize a giant sphere made of women.

Lewd

But why does Zuke like Lapis so much? Because of her body?

>>82942409
Kind of.

Difference being sometimes in SU that attention to detail sometimes pays off.

This could be the next "Garnet is a fusion".

>>82942365
>>82942401

Amethyst has a very hedonistic outlook on human activities and the power to shapeshift. I imagine she's taken and recieved in all possible combinations.

>>82942427
But anon, Peridot is much more annoying and has been shoved in our faces enough. It's time she got shoved in a barn, really.

Where are the other Lapis gems? She has a really good power, so I imagine there would be more

>>82942420
Because Bismuth looks just like him and they both killed a guy.

>>82942467
Yes, same as the fandom.

>>82941622
I'm suddenly really hyped for this design.

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>I've seen what goes on in there

So, she saw Steven jerking off?

Did that guy in Jersey see a flying blue woman and decided to throw a boot at her.

>>82942467
Are you saying you don't like Lapis's body.

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>>82942420

>>82942370
I wonder what peridot though about his dick.. also im doing this post on bed!!

>>82942467
zuke has similar emotional issues that she projects into lapis because she wishes she had superpowers to just fly away and be herself

also she's gay

>>82942353
Art style seems familiar. Source?

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>>82942426
anon, there are people who post how much they love lapis
every
single
thread

just let the vocal minority complain about Lapis just this once, eh?

And probably next episode too, since it looks like she's going to be a grade A bitch towards nu Peridot.

>>82942495
If there were a lot of Lapis' they would have been used to quell the rebellion. Her level of power suggests she's unique.

>>82942459
She might have thought the gem wasn't salvageable and was effectively dead. Remember how panicked they were over Amethyst. It seems like that's something that has to be fixed quickly, and Lapis was in the mirror for thousands of years.

>>82941639
>dread gem was the victim this entire time

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I just have crazy feeling that Bismuth fought jaspers and Rubies.
Also Requesting a pic of Bismuth kicking a Ruby like a god damn soccer ball

>>82942219
Garnet was fuming mad. They weren't freaked out until she started manipulating the ocean. They didn't show any surprise when Lapis formed. They knew. What Pearl did say was "How could I have known the gem contained in that mirror would be so powerful?"

>>82942532
Look man maybe you should post that in a thread where somebody didn't already post a Loud House picture of a baby blowjob.

So what are the chances that the human characters we know could actually be gems in disguise?

>>82942532
But you guys threw yourselves into the /trash/ and caused your writer to hate their fanbase in 5 seconds.

>>82942518

I mean, who hasn't?

>>82942539
n-no

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>>82942367
>>82942466
And don't forget, each of the Cluster gems is very lonely and very eager to get to know one another. Intimately.

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>Want to make a short animation of Lapis spotting Jasper in some tall grass near the barn
>She turns around to warn Steven
>Jasper punches through her back with her hand appearing through the other side and she poofs
>Jasper walks forward and steps on her gem with a loud crack
Latter two of these things happened in today's episode. Bleeughghh scrapped.

>>82942166
Literally the plot to an episode of The Twilight Zone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_Is_Everybody%3F

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So if the rebellion was a "success" how come only fucking 4 (5) gems survived it? That's not a fucking success.
What kind of shitty writing is this?

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why didnt one of them say dibs on the barn, everyone knows about the dibs protocol

>>82942427
Fine with me. Peridot is a character who doesn't balance well with the rest of the cast. She steals the focus of any scene she appears in. You've kind of got to write a character like that out of the show before she hijacks it like Erkel.

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>>82942459
I'm assuming there is going to be a point where we're introduced to a gem whose entire existence has been in a tool. It doesn't know anything else.
Petey of Endtown is a good example of what I'm going for here.

>>82942381
Especially them.

>>82942427
Yeah I really hope they both move to the temple later

>>82942559
She was mad that Steven wasn't giving her the dangerous, freaky thing.

>>82941973
>"guys lapis is a shit"
KEK
Straight from the The Sweets' mouth

>>82942427
>Lapis, Peridot, and Jasper are going to become Titans East
Calling it now

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>>82942532
BABY BLOWJOOOOB

>>82942518
Taking a mean smelly shit

When they were flying over the ocean, I was expecting them to spot Jasper

>>82942392
Oh, I mean probably. That wasn't my intention to imply. Homeworld probably doesn't have oceans, but it at least has enough water that gems would be designed with the ability to walk on it

>>82942396
According to the comics, Pearl has a pocket dimesion like lion, but hers looks like the kind of place Hera would take care of when she wasn't horribly murdering the subjects and children all of Zeus's affairs

It's likely that all gems have pocket dimensions, since Garnet and peridot have stored several smaller things in theirs, such as swim goggles

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>>82942594
Because we don't know what happened after the homeworld gems left
Home world probably dropped a chemical bomb that corrupted gems or something.

>>82942570
Dude, the author of the show made an incest /ss/ comic. "Hating their fanbase" is null with that show.

>>82942591
oh shit i love that show, the alien at the diner is one of the best in my opinion

>>82942606
this is my favorite human gem AU hands down

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>>82942594
tell me the episode where they said it was a success.

No, that doesn't include Pearl being delusional as fuck. Clearly Garnet has a more accurate account on how awful the war was.

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>>82942594
>Rose Quartz did a lousy job

>>82942589
What about Jasper punching her so hard she poofs and is able to grab her gem before it drop

>>82942396
I wondered that, too. Maybe that's where she gets the neuroticism.

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>>82942620
>but what of this cinnamon roll?

>>82942620
Please no

I want more main characters not side characters we ignore most of the time

>>82942606
Any more human scientist Pearl?

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>>82942648
get over that bitch
she is in the hole now,where she belongs

"THIS IS WAR ROSE PEOPLE DIE"

"NOT LIKE THIS! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!"

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST mind your own bismuth?"

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>>82942539
>Finally get over the fact that you now have to live on the Crapsack world that imprisoned you for millenia
>You have to live with the person who brought you fucking back here and caused you months of constant mental torture being fused

I'm just happy the Lapidot shippers will have to fuck off until Barn Mates at the very least hopefully.

Personally I'm looking forward to Lapis being a Bitch to everyone except Steven and Steven trying to mop up

>>82942681
never mentioned again until the finale where she's only seen as a background character among a mass of purified gems

>>82942087
>what raises an eyebrow was if they knew the gem was MENTALLY active anymore?
Is there any evidence otherwise? Cracked gems don't turn into beasts, most of the beasts have whole gems. Cracked gems become deformed like Amethyst, and can be healed by Steven's spit, or the "heeeaaling lacrimal essence" from Rose's fountain. They could have done any number of things to help her, but they probably figured out she was a Homeworld Gem, so why would they?

>>82942532
>people are this mad no one cares about thier shit pedophile fandom
Oh baby this is humourous. At least the kid fuckers in our general are told to fuck off most of the time.

Lapis's story better be a lie, otherwise her backstory is pretty damn uninteresting and underwhelming.

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>>82942670
The one where they go into the upside down pyramid. Serious Steven, I think. Garnet mentions the war and how awful it was, and Pearl butts in in a cheery manner proclaiming that they won.

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>>82942347
I've waited so long

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>>82942670
I just saw the episode and I believe Lapis said:
"Because of the success of the rebellion was apparent, everybody left" along those lines.
Or did I hear that wrong?

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>>82942708
>Lapidot
They only look good together in fanart

>>82942606
>You will never come home to find Pearl half asleep and tired from work and fuck her gently so as to not wake up Steven
>You kiss her as you cum inside her casually and softly
>She will never gesture at you to be quite in the kitchen getting the paper towels to clean up the cum while she tries not to laugh

Why live?

>>82942620
No. We either got barely any Titans East or way too much Titans East at any given time. The barn-gems need to be closer than that. In Beach City.

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i like lappy

>>82942721
But that's literally her whole character so far, anon. She's just there to be pretty and for you to feel sorry for.

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>>82942718
no they aren't

>>82942721
Its pretty sad how she just got fucked

>>82942728
I think it was Warp Tour, when they were in the Strawberry Fields talking about the weapons laying around.

>>82942287
>everything was a lie
>she was trapped in the mirror as punishment for her betrayal
>the gems know this but dont want to tell steven

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>>82942681
>Monster Reunion
SOON.

>>82942721
Why does her back story have to be something amazing and interesting? It makes sense with what a sadsack she is. Her existence has just been one mis step after another that have only kinda been her fault.

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>>82942738
Yeah, "apparent".

In response to which the Diamonds blew the rebellion up, so it would stop being apparent.

That's why there's only four survivors.

Fucking learn your cause and effects god damn.

>>82942721
I'd rather her be a lying bitch than just an innocent retard in the wrong place at the wrong time

>>82942728
Thats in Rose's Scabard

>>82942753
who asked

>>82942767
>The truth
>Coming from the Gems
I know you are just spit balling but why would Lapis lie to save the gem's skins?

>>82942655
If the Gems have the ability to transform to have sex
I'd think they wouldn't get pregnant unless they wanted to like Rose

Also that must be a really fast gestation

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>>82942775
>yfw monster reunion is a greg episode about his high school reunion

>>82942738
she said it in a way that the rebellion would not fucking give up, so HW ditched the planet.

Right afterwards, we see a huge flash of light with the Diamond theme playing in the background, which is presumably the bomb or whatever that wiped out most of the CG.

Imagine the American Revolutionary War where when the Brits give up, they just nuke the whole place so no one wins

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>all these delusional fags believing in lapis

We all know who this bitch really is. She plays the victim role when she is a messed up gem in the inside and you know. She tried to kill Steven (and Connie),but you fags seems to ignore.

She is going to manipulate one of the characters and even the fandom. Don't trust this blue bitch.

>>82942755
Connie is like 12. While you are still a pedophile and can fuck off at least she isn't 10 or below.

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>>82942594
>Succeeded in making the occupational forces leave Earth
>Didn't survive nuclear war from orbit

>>82942775
BAsed on what's been happenign recently, and on the titles, It's probably Steven, Lapis, and Peridot meeting together.

So when Peridot and Lapis fight for Steven's love through a blowjob competition. Which techniques do they employ?

>>82942750
The barn is like a 5 minute flight from the temple. They can pop in whenever they want.

>>82942793
>YD they gonna win
>Nope they wont
>blows the earth

>peolple still think lapis is coming back

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>>82942738
It was something more like "Because it became apparent the rebellion couldn't be stopped".

I think the problem was that it was growing too fast for them to snuff out from the sound of it.

Doesn't hurt that the Crystal Gems apparently had BIG WAR BEAST ARTIFICIAL GEMS.

>>82942815
I have zero interest in fucking Connie

But something about her forcing herself on pearl excites me

>>82942738
>>82942793
>It soon became clear that there was no hope in stopping the rebellion.

So technically it succeeded. They pushed Homeworld off of Earth.

They just weren't expecting to be nuked.

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>>82942745
>that leaf
JESUS CHRIST Camp Pining Hearts has begun.
>Paulette has no place in the "camp's" hierarchy

PERCY X PIERRE IS THE OTP, peridot and garnet said so. Also Peridot will be in the water next episode (Percy is adept at water sports)

>>82942025
They had no idea of what kind of gem would be trapped in there. As far as they knew it was gem serial killer from homeworld or something

>>82942818
delete this

>>82942677
Not as menacing. I have a dozen other ideas anyhow that'd take a few weeks each to even complete.

>>82942594
(You)

Between what we knew beforehand and what Lapis revealed, it's pretty obvious.

At some point during the war HW realized fighting for just another colony wasn't worth it, so planted the fusion experiments/cluster, flew off planet, then fired a massive laser at earth. Rose only was able to protect herself, Pearl, and Garnet with her shield/bubble. All the other Crystal Gems were mutated/turned into monsters. Amethyst was unaffected because she was still in the ground at the time.

>>82942823
Double quick tounge lick attack!

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>>82941973
>Lapis is going to manipulate Steven into liking her more than Peridot
This saturday is going to be fucking amazing

>>82942846
>thats not actual lapis lazuli
>but mirroed personality
>thats why rose wouldnt bring her back

>>82942814
>Wahhhh don't foget muh meme waifu
Fuck off. People forgave pearl easily enough after almost getting Steven killed at least 3 times and raping her team mate.

>>82942721
We don't know WHY she was at Earth, whether she wanted to just relax or if she had an actual purpose there.

Obviously she's sugarcoating the story so that Steven will understand just enough to feel sorry for her.

>>82942867
>They had no idea of what kind of gem would be trapped in there. As far as they knew it was gem serial killer from homeworld or something

This logic kinda falls flat when they have the ability to bubble gems. Especially since Pearl found the mirror when Rose was still alive.

>>82942865
>Percy is adept at water sports
What did he mean by this?

>>82942818
MODS

>>82942814
>Not believing in the power of forgiveness in a show where said power is one of the main themes

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>>82942895
>raping

The fusion slut enjoyed Pearl pussy,fag.

>>82942846
>>82942893
>Steven's still trapped in Rose's room anyway

>>82942617
work on your hearing gramps

>>82942903
Pearl probably assumed it was corrupted, but unable to do anything harmful enough to merit bubbling.

>>82942865
Paulette is Lapis
Percy is Peridot

Is Pierre Jasper? Jasper is out of the picture, so amethyst?

Steven has Buddha's wisdom.

>>82942901
Maybe she was there to steal the earth's ocean before they hollowed it out.

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>>82942818
FBI HELP

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>>82942252
Stop it, anon! You're going to make me cry!

I want to hold Steven's hand so badly!

Well im going to sleep after this sweet dose of 11 minutes and 15 seconds of new su episodes. Bye!!

>>82942865
But Paulette is the one with the Lapis symbols, and Pierre is Jasper. Are you suggesting it's going to be PeridotxJasper?

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>>82942814

>>82942427
>Lapis is annoying
you are wrong

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>>82942974

There's always the easy way out

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>>82942818

>Ok Steven Im like gone lol
Later
>Oh hey Steven so I like want to know more about Earth now this is totally not me trying to manipulate you or anything hehehe

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>>82942745

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>>82942699
>>82942665
>you will never be stressed out pearl's secretary and bring her coffee.

>>82942940
She enjoyed it until she realized she was setting up a perfect situation to fuse just for the power which was basically just taking the thing she cares so much about, for granted.

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>>82943007
I'll take you with me

>>82942814
Nigger, Peridot fired a laser at all the crystal gems and steven

are you dumb as hell

>>82942905

That Percy = Lapis.

Conveniently, there have been no problems with Gem monsters since Gem shards became a thing.

>>82942895
If you're talking about the fans, we fucked with Pearlfags and got them frothing mad for at least a good three threads after every episode where Pearl did some bullshit.

Lapisfags are giving them a run for their money in asshurt, though.