Steven Universe Talkback
Same Old World
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lapis is shit
lapis is shit
>>82934523
Less than two minutes before the commentary begins.
lapis is shit
>>82934583
lapis is a hit
>>82934578
>>82934583
I glued my cock to my inner thigh.
lapis is shit
lapis is shit
lapis is shit
lapis ismy waifu
>>82934523
LAPIS A SHIT, SHIT
steven universe is shit
doot doot
link?
Lapis is shit
Hooray for Lapis! [Spoiler]:D[/spoiler]
>>82934611
On purpose?
AND WE'RE ON
It's time to raise the curtains.
It's time to light the lights.
WHAT
IM READY FOR THIS
WE
WE
K A P O W I E begins N O W I E
lapis is shit
KAPOWIE
>no new intro including Lapis and Peridot
WE
WE
WE
>muh feelings
WE
WE
PEIDOT
SUCH ENTHUSIASM
>Steven was all "My feelings"
Based Peri
SINCE EVERYONE WILL SEE THIS
THE JEWS CAUSED THE MIGRATION CRISIS ALONG WITH RUSSIA
MY FEELINGS
KAPOWIE
>muh feelings
Kek
LION AROUND
KA PO WIE
REALLY
>>82934655
Freaking phone.
DOWNLOAD WHERE
>>82934705
they didn't make a new intro for pearl and garnets outfits or the addition of Lion. A whole bunch of shit has to change before they make a new intro
>Peridot's dorito hair actually looks resembles hair now
>>82934523
SUp Matt, so, the other crew will come too, right?
THERE SHE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
NO DON'T GO
STREAM WHERE
K A P O W I E
A
P
O
W
I
E
LAPIS
HAPPY LAPPY
I guess Lapis wasIn too deep
>Lapis was just going to leave without saying anything
Bye, worst gem.
>I see what goes on in there
hah
>Lapis gone after two seconds
>Lapis is gone again
And now she's leaving.
Fuckin' great.
OH MAN
THOSE WINGS!
BEST GEM 5EVER
Bye Lapis :(
>I've seen what goes on in there.
SHES SEEN WHAT GOES ON IN THERE
>Peridot watches Steven fap
>Peri's seen Steven's dick
Lapis died on her way back to her home planet.
Peridot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HroAq_E075Y
>I've seen what goes on in there
ahah
hah
>I've seen what goes on in there
what did she mean by this?
>>82934523
remember that time when they were clearly much more in touch with humanity hundreds of years ago than they appeared when greg met them and amethyst had regressed to a childlike state?
>Just leave without saying goodbye
What a cunt.
Uh ok
PERIDOT WITNESSED SS WITH PEARL
Lapis died on route to her home planet.
LION AROUND
KAPOWIE
Oh no, the dreaded status quo bares it's fangs.
>>82934523
we have a general you know
>>82934830
MY SIDES
steven, play epona's song
>Steven falls off tower
>dies
search city sea city aqua town bayberg
>I can't go back to home world
Place is a shit hole anyway.
LAPIS
TRI STATE AREA
NO
LAPIS WILL LIVE IN BEACH CITY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Lapis's voice actress
FUCKING TRASH
>>82934850
Carlos!
>oh yeah, I've got nowhere to go
>Bayburg
WOAH
A GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEM!
HOW FANCY
So i'm guessing the world is underwater
is every town being named like that DEEPEST LORE?
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>82934872
KANGS
Girl, how'd you get so fly?
What she did to Jasper
i love lapis' feet, guys
>It's Lapis a running gag
yes
Everyone's hair is too big in this episode.
READY FREDDY?
LAPIS OF GOOD TIMES
>>82934908
jasper is making her way down to the cluster
>Summer to Fall
My inner RWBY is saying OH GOD NO
WHAT
OH MY ANON
I REALLY LIKED THAT TRAIN
NO, ITS BOB!
How does Lapis fly?
Lapis better make like a tree and fucking die
THE BAND IS BREAKING UP
LAPIS LEAVING
PERI STAYING AT THE BARN
JASPER DEAD
IT'S ALL OVER
>Empire City
Steven Universe confirmed to take place in the Sonic universe
Just think: If CN hadn't fucked with the schedule this episode would've actually taken place last Fall.
>Empire City
GREAT NAME HUH?!?!
A SINGLE GEM TAKING ON THE BIG CITY
WHO IS THIS MOISTURE MILF?!
>Flew from California to New York
>Crossed the galaxy from Earth to Homeworld in days
Lapis is fast as fuck
>Jersey
Meh she probably wouldn't be able to handle the Giant Robot fights anyway
>>82934925
my name is lapis
>What happens in Empire City
>Never Sleeps
YA MOOKS
Fuck you, Jersey.
YOU MOOTZ
>Jersey
My sides
>New Jersey hates the earth
figures
THATS JERSEY
Jersey is just Jersey
Jersey BTFO
>Oh, that's Jersey
It still fucks my sides up so hard
JERSEY BTFO
>the people here hate the earth too
WHAT HAPPENS IN EMPIRE CITY
NEVER SLEEPS
>Even SU shits on Jersey
>Jersey is shit
fuck you steven universe I live here
>Oh, that's Jersey
>The people here seem to hate the Earth too
>You'll never ride Lapis
Wow, Lapis is the most boring gem by a huge margin.
>Jersey
>>82934969
>California
show's set in Delmarva
>>82934956
>We would have a Halloween episode on Halloween.
Why does the crew even bother with the little touches?
Drop the boy
Drop the boy
Drop the boy
>>82934966
>Empire State Building
Jersey absolutely BTFO
ANON
ARE YOU SEEING THIS?
THEY ARE LITERALLY FLYING!
Steven Universe is the last place I expected to hear a New Jersey joke.
>>82934969
>California
We're in the Delmarva peninsula friendo.
SO CLOSE TO AN UPSKIRT
still no link...
>>82935006
north jersey represent bois
Oh god she has PTSD oh nooooooo
;_;
TRIGGERED
>Galaxy Warp
>triggered
>>82934523
How is that gay agenda going? Are you faggots already? Or how about the ladies. Butch Dykes yet?
The Woolie Gem?
LAPIS BACKSTORY
EXPLODING GEMS
LAPIS CONFUSED FOR A CRYSTAL GEM, SHE DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT
Homeworld did put her in the mirror!
RAINBOW DREADLOCKS
>Woolie poofs Lapis
STANDING
ON THE EDGE
Huh, Lapis confirmed for not being part of the war
Lapis is now the only gem who hasn't dropped steven.
DREAD GEM
WOOLIE IS HERE
AROUND BLACKS
NEVER RELAX
So Homeworld locked her up huh...
Back story!
HOMEWORLD RUINED LAPIS
Lapis honey...
WE ARE LEARNING!
YES EXPOSITION
>Gem with Dreads
>>82935045
I wish SU would stop the gay agenda.
>>82935038
where my newark boys at
well i just missed lapis' entire scene because i had to talk to mom about taking care of her dog and the dinner i made for her in advance specifically so i'd have this time uninterrupted
can someone summarize?
[triggered intensifies]
She literally has no reason to hate the CG's now, other than starting the war.
POIL!
>>82935089
I feel like that's really lazy to make the Crystal Gems look good as a faction.
>>82935107
When everyones gay, no one is.
>>82935079
Probably an aristocratic gem like Sapphire was.
Even Jersey changes. Aww.
so NOW the audio decides to fuck up on the most important part
fuck you
EVEN JERSEY CHANGES
E X T E R M I N A T U S
EARTH IS NICE
Dat Dreads Gem
>rest stop sushi
>Even Jersey changes
Doubt
>>82935123
They kept her locked up
>>82935107
Rarely any gay shit going outside of tacky moral wankery.
PERIDOT VS LAPIS TIME
HERE HERE
Lapis is moe
>Peri shows up to ruin it
kek
HERE COMES BARNMATES
>>82935082
That's exactly what I thought
>>82935154
For thousands of years
the "oh shi-" moment
HERE HERE
>because only one jem can live in the barn right Steven?
>You can even live with a wacky roommate
>Its peridot
FORESHADOWIN
I LIKE PERIDOT TOO
SHE'S FUNNY!
Aw shit motherfuckers we got a perilapis conflict coming
>>82935154
She could have said she was alive, but she decided to stay quite out of spite.
Ohoho
>iris out
>no part 2 this week
come on guys this is not how you 11 minute format
>>82935157
Whatever you say gay lord.
I'M A LAPIDOTFAG AND I AM SUPER HORNY
i love lapis
i LOVE lapis
do you think she'd let me play with her feet
LAPIDOT INTESNIFIES
FIGHTING OVER STEVEN
HAREM ANIME
Very spicy ending
How bad does Jersey have to be for Steven to hold it in contempt.
OH SNAP
OH GOD NO
also my mom who barely watches the show is expecting a lapidot fusion
like
now
she's calling it boys
Is Steven man enough for the harem ending
Wacky roommate, acquired.
Wacky roommates time
>>82935154
Yup that's why. Rose could have healed her too. They probably thought she was a Homeworlder but either way she was till stuck.
>We Bare Bears next
LIES
>The only worthwhile part of this episode is Lapis' twenty second exposition about the war and everything with Peridot
>only 1 episode
SUMMER IS SAVED
BECAUSE OF TTG AND PPG REBOOT GUYS
THIS WORLD ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US
>>82935082
Watch him mention it in their next video.
Well, that was it. See you all next week.
WHATS WITH THEIR FUCKING HEADS
R8 THE EPISODE
>>82934523
Mega when?
Time for wacky roommate misunderstandings
Brat Lapis, whacky Peridot
Wonder what she did.
Well the wacky roommate happened does that mean Lapis is going to work at the Big donut?
only 1 episode?
YOURE GOING TO MAKE US WAIT AN ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK FOR THE REST OF THATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Please tell me Lapis won't be redeemed so soon. She's arguably the most selfish Gem we've seen so far.
>>82935195
I miss the limb enhancers
Tall Peridot was aesthetically superior
POST YFW EARTH HAS BEEN CHEATING ON LAPIS WITH PERIDOT
I fully expected her to punch peridot in the mouth
>>82935082
The Woolie is present in every universe.
Peridot = Tsun Tsun
Lapis = Dere Dere
Can't wait for them to fuse.
here here
>>82935229
LIKED IT/A LOT!
I SAW IT
THE CATACLYSM
WHEN THE HOMEWORLD GEMS WERE FLEEING
IT MUST HAVE BEEN WHAT SCORCHED SIBERIA
LOOK AT THE FOOKIN MURAL
IT PREDICT IT ALL
>one 11 minute episode a week
CN needs to be lynched
>>82935106
>>Gem with Dreads
>cant watch teh damn stream
come on someone post a screen cap at least
Lapis gets a wacky roommate after all.
>>82935154
That evil pearl who was with the crystal gems kept her locked up.
Of course that was a long time ago, she's probably dead now.
THE ENDING WAS PERFECT 10/10 - IGN
>>82935211
>lorefags allergic to fun
Lapidot confirmed
leslie?
WHY IS THEIR HAIR SO FUCKING BIG?
laptis
>>82935245
there's another half. dont leave if you're on a stream
>>82935184
She could've but she was trapped for 1000s of years and we don't know if they let her reflect anything to repeat
IS THAT IT?
>>82935258
>civil war comes out
>ironman vs cap. american
>this episode`s ending
>lapis vs peridot
WHICH SIDE, ANON?
WHICH FUCKING SIDE??
>>82935229
9.1/10 Ending made me kek
>>82935219
I WANT MY JINX WAIFU
>>82935229
8/8. It's gr8, m80.
>>82935251
um... what?
>>82935229
It had Pearl/10
>>82935229
Lapis/10
>>82935229
muh feels/10
>>82935251
This. She's a fucking cunt and deserves to stay miserable until she gets her shit together.
Im flyin her yuh Fuckin Mooly
>>82935280
dont forget, this is a SPECIAL event!
Wow my theory was almost right. It was actually Homeworld who imprisoned her.
>>82935244
No, next week is Lapis "single girl taking on the big city" AKA Homeworld.
Then Big Donut
E X T E R M I N A T U S / 10 Episdoe
Woolie The Liar makes a cameo
Somehow I was hoping that there would be more drama resulting from a Lapis backstory. They found a way to make it homeword's fault that the CG had her in the mirror.
>>82935241
They take over surrounding territory and battle for the BarnIt ends in angry gem sex
>>82935229
lore/10
>Even in SU Jersey is shit
Stream? plz? :(
Good Lord, Lapis looked HUGE next to peridot
>>82935313
team lesbian
>>82935313
Love and peace side
>>82934922
Thank god someone else saw that
lapis' backstory was fucking nothing
So, Lapis blames the CGs for her imprisonment, which is understandable. Doesn't explain why she told Steven to not trust them.
>>82935251
Get fucked.
>all those homeworld gems fucking bailing before the superweapon happened
HO FUCK
>>82935066
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THESE DREADS BRAH
>Stream is alright before SU
>"Durr you need to be a burger to watch now!"
>RWBY is running fine.
Thank ponies!
>>82935229
4/10
>>82935203
Well he's technically made of giant woman so probably not
>>82935280
Better than an episode a day followed by an eternal hiatus
>Lapis died by Woolie
kek
daily when?
>>82935229
roommate/10
Where's the rip?
Lapis' backstory was weirdly boring.
>>82935342
Woolie is the thief. Pat is the liar.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS LAPIS' PROBLEM WITH THE CGS?
IT WAS THE HOMEWORLD GEMS THAT FUCKED HER OVER
I always knew the explanation would be half assed and confusing.
>>82935351
>Even Steven can't love Jersey
>>82935313
>I liked old Peri and hate the new one
>I always hated Lapis
Fuck em both tbqhfamilia
BISMUTH MANGEM
LESBIAN RACE BTFO
>>82935229
fucking filler
>>82935298
this was a pretty bighaired episode
STEVEN'S HAREM CONTINUES TO GROW
THREE SLUTS LUSTING FOR HIS COCK NOW
>>82935313
Team Peridot
>>82935251
>lapis haters btfo
>tfw used to talk to other /jersey/ peeps in /sug/
>tfw SU turns on us
Help me.
>>82935298
I like big hair Lapis
Also I love how much of a difference you can see with Peridot's personality as soon as she interacts with Lapis again.
Lapis got the shit punched out of her.
>>82935287
Rose more than likely knew and could have healed her
why does the crewniverse have a vendetta against Jersey
That was a nice comfy ep. to introduce Lapis as a new proper gem.
>>82935251
>>82935334
To be fair if I was betrayed by my own people, interrogated / tortured, then abandoned for thousands of years Id be pretty pissed off too
>>82935280
>Steven bomb format
Hacks
>Weekly format
Hacks
>>82935280
>liking bombs
Could someone else stream next time? This one led up with some retarded wrestling shit and fiddled with the settings on their TiVo like a fucking scrub.
>>82935372
Because from here point of view they were terrorists, and because of their war she was mistaken for a terrorist.
I saw a peridot in the crowd of silouettes
>>82935202
Your mom sounds nice
>>82935406
>filler
>>82935313
Team Barnmates.
>>82935006
but it is shit, anon
t. jersey resident
>only one 10 min ep
F U C K Y O U
>>82935298
Is it bad that I wanted the CGs to have been the ones that did it?
>>82935398
CGs were responsible for the rebellion in the first place.
>>82935406
>Find out how Lapiz got imprisoned
>Filler
>>82934922
Not just hair, Steven has a bobble-head half the time
>>82934949
same way Magneto flies by wearing metal armour and moving it?
>i think steven universe is going to do a good job and fix the problem
awww
>rerun instead of bears
can you even, CN?
>>82935229
9/10
>>82935313
the great and lovable team peridot
>I think Steven Universe is going to... do his job and fix the problem
HAHAHAHAHA
AN ENTIRE WEEK FOR AN 11 MINUTE EPISODE
welp, we're getting one episode
>>82935082
the legend of EL WOOLIO lives on
>That huge explosion right as everyone left.
>Lapis blames the CGs for something they had no actual involvement in.
Can't wait to see where her manipulative personality comes in.
>>82935408
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>82935280
I hope you like these four episodes we're getting, because we aren't getting any new ones after next week's. At least, not for another half a year at the very least.
>>82935229
THESE PEOPLE HATE EARTH JUST LIKE YOU/10
>>82935424
Have you ever fucking BEEN to Jersey?
>>82935398
They couldn't let the CGs do anything mildly villainous, even if it doesn't make sense. No moral ambiguity here!
>>82935434
We're probably going to get one during the 8 episode Amethyst arc.
>Adventure Time: Everything Stays the fucking same! But don't worry things are still happening!
>SU: Everything is always changing!
huh
>>82935229
8/10
Nice that lapis stayed but she seems to get over that emotional trauma garnet mention within minutes, which I find both good and bad.
Feel like all this is just gonna lead to Peridot offering to fuse with Lapis to stop a returning Jasper, the ship that comes for Peridot or some 3rd thing.
>>82935405
>Implying that wasn't a butch Jasper-esque gem just stylized a certain way for the flashback
>>82935404
i feel u famzilla
So the episode was lapis backstory/fuck jersey
>>82935398
they're the ones who started the war she got caught up in
W A S T E D
Anybody cap Woolie gem
Did anyone screencap the gem who poofed lapis?
so steven never found lion. i wonder if they'll do anything with that.
>>82935229
literally already saw 70% of it in previews/10
>>82935294
Fuck off
>I have to wait a week for a new episode
I swear to christ when are we marching on CN headquarters
>>82935437
stream2watch
>>82935476
a fucking mad lib could've been more detailed than that
Anyone got a screen the the Rainbow Dread head gem?
>>82935313
EVERYONE KNOWZ GREEN IS BEST
Blue girl's got no chance
>>82935463
Them not doing it makes her coming to trust them way too easy and makes her hatred of them seem kinda misplaced
>>82935477
Better than 6 months for 5.
>>82935229
10/10 But im biased because i love character exploration
I kapowie'd in my pants
>>82935006
from Mad Max to Detroit how bad is it there?
Did anyone notice Peridot's limp enhancers when Lapis lifted up the water?
>>82935424
Jersey started it.
MEGA FUCKING WHERE???
>>82935277
>Rose protected the fleeing Homeworld gems
LEEP
DOOR
Dread gem was obviously bismuth.
Who is inside of lion
Oh fug.
>>82935298
>Lamar
post yfw thaat episode
Lapis. I was right to choose her for best gem.
>>82935517
not even meming here best part of the episode
caught me completely off guard
>>82935491
Haven't, is it that bad?
>11 minutes of new content a week
>until the next hiatus
MEGA WHEN??
>>82935481
>Lapis blames the CGs for something they had no actual involvement in
They started the fucking rebellion.
>>82935424
Because they're not underaged you sheltered child
>All these babies spoiled by steven bombs
>>82935548
give it a minute champ
>>82935313
Perideri
>>82935517
why the fuck is woolie a homeworld gem?
why the fuck is woolie even in this show?
>>82935398
I figured Wollie the Liar was one of the Crystal Gems and was the one who poofed her. Homeworld just found her gem laying on the ground, assumed it was the enemy, and captured it.
>>82935298
We went back to the 80's I guess.
>>82935398
She liked Homeworld. She never cared about Earth, but because of Rose's rebellion, she was forced to fight for it, and it got her imprisoned in a mirror.
Lapis is gonna literally try to kill Peri to stay in the barn, disturbing Steven to no end.
>>82935535
Shut the fuck up, Woolie.
>>82935487
YOU CAN'T DENY CANON
>>82935463
Meant for >>82935344
>>82935544
wait your not fucking around right because that would be a jizzstastic call back
>>82935560
Lapiss got the shit punched out of her.
>>82935500
I don't think Lapis is over her trauma yet, she's just willing to believe in Steven.
>>82935404
>implying there's an "old" and "new" anything
Nah, nigga. You never liked Peridot to begin with.
What you liked was an idea. A static archetype.
>>82935499
god adventure time turned to shit
>>82935554
Wasn't it a Zuke and Lauren episode?
>tfw no spinoff series about Lapis and Peridot being room mates in Not-New York City a la Seinfeld
Someone please draw this but with Lapis and some indication that she's in Empire City.
>>82935548
seconding this crazy fucker cause I need my mega
>>82935398
She's mad that they started the war and that they kept her imprisoned in that form.
Seems like she's just looking to blame someone for her own mistakes honestly.
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>lapis
leslie*
DO WE GET TWO EPISODES NEXT WEEK, OR ONE?
>>82935560
THE GEM THAT PUNCHED LAPIS
>THE GEM THAT PUNCHED LAPIS
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>>82935565
A muscular gem with rainbow dreadlocks?
Who would have thought?
god you morons spoiling every episode way before they air is killing all the hype
>>82935572
bombs were a mistake
but this is one case where they make sense, because these aren't proper episodes with beginnings or ends, just fragments
was pearl in her 80's outfit or her wartime outfit?
>>82935499
Everything stays, but it still changes. Duh.
>the juxtaposition of the gem drill episode and the new lapis episode
WHY do people even like lapis
that was dull
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRLD
>>82935229
14/10
OH MY GAWD
>>82935609
>Zuke and Lauren
Anon
>>82935397
nonono woolie is the thief AND the liar
pats a fucking cheater
SOMEONE POST THE CAMPERS
THE GREEN CANADA FLAG MAKES SENSE NOW
THE POUTINE WILL BE PERIDOTS GIFT TO LAPIS
Is there a way for a gem to die peacefully or will they always be in a state of confusion and anger after being shattered?
>>82935583
start spamming his twitter about it
>>82935517
how do you have a wasted meme but not a regular pic of her?
>>82935543
It's pretty calm
Do they forcefully split these episodes up cause so far the new episode's felt like they belong together
>>82935283
Imagine Jasper fused with this guy.
>>82935560
>>82935398
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS LAPIS' PROBLEM WITH THE CGS?
They kept her trapped for decades when they could have rescued her
Homeworld fucked her by accident. The CGs did it deliberately.
Cant believe Woolie was in this episode
>>82935633
H O L Y F U C K
>>82935605
True, I'm just saying that since she seem not show any signs of being traumatized or what not after waking up.
Still I guess you can only show so much with 11minutes.
>>82935645
idk she's a bigger bitch than pearl somehow
>>82935605
This.
There's a lot wrong with her that's most likely gonna be acknowledged as her arc begins.
>>82935620
This also. Its pretty in character for her to blame someone else for something that wasn't there fault.
>>82935626
>leslie*
Bob
>>82935560
>>82935313
GODDAMNIT
Lapis is putting some serious pressure on steven
"Choose, Her or me? Decide NOW!"
>>82935540
All opinions are biased. Yours just happens to be the correct opinion
I missed it
mega when
>>82935404
This honestly, the homeworld gems so far have been shit. Please just start focusing on the CGs again, I'm sick of Peridot Power Hour.
>kept you waiting, huh?
>>82935633
>Comes back to punch her again
Heartfelt keks will be had
>>82935398
she hates both, she wanted nothing to do with the war and she was stuck on earth with the ones that started it
WHEN THEY WERE IN THE CITY STEVEN TOLD LAPIS THAT SHE COULD LIVE THERE AND HAVE A CRAZY ROOMMATE
NOW SHE'S GOING TO LIVE AT THE BARN AND HAVE PERIDOT AS A ROOMMATE
FUCKING POETRY
>yfw when CN replaces Steven Bombs with Steven Nukes, where they play 40 episodes in a row at 4x speed.
>>82935038
Jersey City represent.
Fuck this place.
>>82935692
I need pics, nigga
>>82935173
With out knowing she was in there, you cunt.
REMINDER
>>82935633
what makes you say that
why do people never explain their theories and just spam it over and over
>>82935517
Why WAS its hair multicolored? That cant be a minor detail. Thats usually only a trait found in forced fusions, to have those many colors.
Also, it looked very masculine in its shape. Is it possible in the future we may actually a he/him gem?
>>82935633
I believe it.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A WOOLIE
>>82935627
we get 3 new episodes in the weekend because of France
Post yfw don't live in Jersey
>>82935678
Homeworld Gems were fighting for the power of Funk
>>82935517
>Lapis was poofed, captured, broken and imprisoned for 5000+ years just from being punched in the ribs
>>82935712
and she hasn't even met Connie!
>>82935499
>Everything changes
t. Boy who reverts back to a baby after slightly aging himself up for a few minutes
S O F U C K I N G C O O L
>>82935481
Maybe she's a manchurianCardborundum
POST PICS OF WOOLIE DAMMIT!
>>82935687
This. When she first appeared she even said as much. She never said they trapped her, but she specifically showed anger at the fact that they knew she was trapped and did nothing.
why the fuck is everyone complaining? FRANCE IS RELEASING BARN MATES AND HIT THE DIAMOND ON SATURDAY (WITH ENGLISH AUDIO)
>>82935678
IT WAS AN EYE.
FLASHBACK PEOPLE TECHNICALLY CORRECT THOUGH, 200 POINTS, BUT THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.
>>82935633
You might be onto something. You might not. Hee hee.
>>82935609
that's next week's episode
SO WHAT KIND OF GEM IS THIS?
>>82935746
a pie thief
>harem antics next week
oh baby
Is this the first time we've seen that sleeping bag? Because I want it
Why did Lapis fly Steven back to the barn? Why not just use the active warp on the Galaxy pad to go directly to the temple?
>Peridot is triple penetrating the cluster.
So lewd.
>>82935643
more like cop out to keep shit stale and meaningless in the end until they pull a fake ruse and shit is still the same
>>82935687
Lapis deliberately didn't tell them she was alive. They all probably assumed she was dead after seeing her crack. Its Lapis' own fault that she was stuck there for years.
>>82935304
liar.
>>82935738
>Yellow and Blue Diamond on their patches
>>82935738
is canada green in this world?
>>82935746
>not watching friday night fisticuffs
>>82935740
Wait for caps to come out. The shape of the gem matches bismuth, as well as the wild colorings on the hair.
>Lapisfags
>>82935741
Either that or it was stronkest, most unstable fusion.
>>82935130
Wow imprisoning suspected rebels, such an asspull
As predicted, Lapidot shippers are so desperate they'll take anything as shipping fuel.
Why do I get this feeling that the rebel gems will all have dreads and black features to try to make a shitty slave uprising allegory? Adding a dose of white guilt to the show would really suck
>>82935765
Where did you hear that?
>>82935741
>Is it possible in the future we may actually a he/him gem?
No.
stop asking for MEGA! EVERY TIME YOU DO IT INCREASE THE MEGA COUNT AND IT PISSES ME OFF
Lapis has terrible luck.
>>82935765
Really? Based Frenchies
>>82935746
>>82935633
>DEEPEST LORE
DEEPEST LORE
>DEEPEST LORE
DEEPEST LORE
>DEEPEST LORE
DEEPEST LORE
>DEEPEST LORE
DEEPEST LORE
>DEEPEST LORE
DEEPEST LORE
>>82935752
And stepped on.
Once.
>>82935738
THAT TFUCKIN LEAF
>>82935633
THATS BULLSHIT BUT I BELIEVE IT
>>82935609
>Zuke and Lauren
Zuke and Hilary are boarding next week's episode
>>82935777
post her chest, it might be bismuth
>>82935765
Don't lie to me anon, I'll insult your fucking waifu.
(deep breath)
LAPIDOT LAPIDOT LAPIDOT!!!
The day has come!
>>82935678
>Funkadelic will never record a song for the final battle of the CGs + Lapis & Peri against Jasper & the Cluster
why live
>>82935759
ayyyy
>>82935777
Do you have a screencap a second earlier? You could see her chest gem before she threw the punch.
>>82935777
its a gem that spoiled dark souls 3 for himself just to fuck over a let`s play.
>>82935741
>fusion
>Is it possible in the future we may actually a he/him gem?
no
>>82935777
Bismou, I mean woolie
>>82935765
for real
why in English?
>>82935777
...asbestos?
or something with rainbow iridescence
>>82935741
THe shape of the gem looked like bismuth. It was most certainly not a coincidence.
>>82935251
MEGA WHEN ?
>Wacky roomate
>Peridot wants to live in the barn and so does Lapis
>Work at a coffee shop
>The big donut
I swear to fuck if they put Lapis in some convenience mart getup my dick will explode
DRAWFAAAAAAGS
>>82935777
OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE BLUE GEMS AT
>>82935777
IT'S A WERE-WOOLIE
>>82935777
This will never not be funny
>>82935777
The rastafari gem
ONLY BACKSTORY WE DONT HAVE NOW IS PEARL'S AND ROSE'S REEEEE
>>82935560
>>82935824
I'd step on Lapis.
I'd much prefer she stepped on me though.
>>82935777
looks like Lion
>>82935777
LION?
>>82935746
some e-celeb with dumb hair
>11 minutes
I NEED MORE
>all these people expecting two episodes
I should have spoken up about the /sug/ OP that kept saying "NEW EPISODES 19 May". Maybe you fucks will learn this time and just say "episode" not "episodes."
>>82935609
thats barn mates
MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA
>>82935777
Most likely Bismuth
LINK WHERE
>>82935786
Lapis is the ultimate shit
So who is this? Or WHAT is it?
The one on the left, smartasses.
>>82935869
>blue gems at
ded
>>82935777
>stay out of maddentown
>>82935777
bihmuh
>>82935251
Seriously why do you think she takes the form of a child?
>>82935777
I figured it might be some weird sort of quartz soldier
Download link here!
https://mega.nz/#!288jxRZb!2HwdCtrWNucBKDhbmB-S5ua2W6C9xWJkfVHhsaaZVsE
Fucking hell I missed the episode because I was stuck in traffic but its clearing up now and I DVR'd it so I should be able to w
>>82935641
wartime
intense
>>82935875
Who cares? She's just a Pearl.
>>82935710
>Bob
*Freddy
>they both will stay in the barn
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>82935746
>>82935822
>>82935767
>>82935664
it wasn't woolie it was GEORGE CLINTON YOU IGNORANT GAMERGATE SCUMBAGS
Anita Sarkeesian was right about all of you. You deserve to be gassed.
>>82935808
>Why do I get this feeling that the rebel gems will all have dreads and black features to try to make a shitty slave uprising allegory?
Because they don't? Only one out of the four current CGs is coded black and she doesn't have dreads.
RATE THE EP !
9/10
>>82935845
People said the same thing about Peridot/Amethyst for that one episode about the two of them.
This show isn't about shipping holy fuck.
>>82935915
cum
I want Lapis to give me a Lap dance, ifyouknowwhatimean
>>82935765
SOURCE, NIGGA
>>82935805
What do you expect from people who already shipped characters who previously had no onscreen interaction at all?
>>82935752
Being imprisoned in the mirror is what kept her poofed.
That's how evil the homeworld gem's practices are- they regularly keep people imprisoned 'And I Must Scream' style.
>>82935797
YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
>>82935915
>https://mega.nz/#!288jxRZb!2HwdCtrWNucBKDhbmB-S5ua2W6C9xWJkfVHhsaaZVsE
BASED!
>>82935915
neat
>>82935089
>>82935130
Yeah, kind of disappointing that it was just a random Homeworld mook that broke and imprisoned Lapis.
>>82935746
a miserable pie of lies
>>82935777
If her chest gem is square, a bizmuth be there, if the chest gem be round, another gem must be found.
>>82935808
You're new to Sucrose's oevre, but she just likes drawing overly complicated tentacle headed aliens.
>>82935915
Based
>>82935560
Took a few steps back with some of the drama up until Lapis backstory. Nothing wrong with that but it was alright.
>>82935816
MEGA? WHERE? PLZ MEGA NAO
>>82935905
looking at the shape of what I assume to be a gem on its chest, I'm gunna agree with most other anons and say it's Bismuth.
>>82935915
Based
>>82935915
>https://mega.nz/#!288jxRZb!2HwdCtrWNucBKDhbmB-S5ua2W6C9xWJkfVHhsaaZVsE
THANK YOU S O M U C H
>>82935823
>LEEPEST LORE
LEEPEST LORE
>LEEPEST LORE
LEEPEST LORE
>LEEPEST LORE
LEEPEST LORE
>LEEPEST LORE
LEEPEST LORE
>tfw: you missed it, need Mega, and can't look through the thread cause people can't into spoilers
This was surprisingly sad.
I think I need to rewatch previous Lapis episodes cause it feels like she's just thrown into the show.
>>82935280
fuck you. Now we get back to having something to look forward to on Thursdays again.
WHO WILL WIN THE STEVENBOWL!?
>>82935915
BASED
>>82935905
a shitty character design because of Lamar and Katie's shitty storyboarding
>>82935875
bullshit, we dont know about gemkind at large and how they were created /who created them
fun fact: bismuth expands in water
I want to FORCE LAPIS
to watch PERIDOT
and STEVEN
FUSE
>>82935915
THANK YOU
>>82935915
MADRISTA?
MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA
I WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE ON LAPIS!
>>82935915
Thanks!
>>82935915
love you Madrid!
>>82935905
That's gotta be Bismuth
>>82935905
ANGULAR
>>82935915
Shit taste in divegrass teams but nevertheless based
>>82935905
Bismuth
>>82935816
Why'd you increase the Mega count, asshole? Now it's going to even Harder to find the Mega among all of these megas.
>>82935905
I bet Bismuth was like,
A violent pro-Earth extremist that Rose had to put down.
>>82935777
It almost seemed like Bismuth
Nice trips btw
>>82935915
>https://mega.nz/#!288jxRZb!2HwdCtrWNucBKDhbmB-S5ua2W6C9xWJkfVHhsaaZVsE
Praise be to Madridista!
>>82935915
BASED!
>>82935905
>>82935915
hell yes my negro
>>82935915
THANK YOU BASED MADRIDISTA
>>82935905
holy shit its bismuth
GODAMN I CANT TAKE THIS SUGAR
So are Gems genderless with a feminine form similar to the Asari?
>>82935915
BASED
>>82935988
everyone has ridden lapis
>>82935915
You are a god among men. Or women.
>>82935988
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
Jerseyfag here, there's more to Jersey than the turnpike and Newark.
>>82935915
Based
>>82935905
WOOLIE GET OUT OF HERE.
>>82935915
THANKS DUDE!
>>82935915
>>82935860
>>82935842
>>82935821
>>82935809
It airs with dual language, like in America how shows air with Spanish as an option
source:
http://www.programme-tv.net/programme/chaine/2016-05-21/programme-cartoon-network-41.html
>>82935544
Screenshot nigger
>already have a bismuth = rasta gem theory catching on even though there's literally no reason to believe it
it's gonna be canon isn't it
>>82935905
its gem is purple
>>82935905
BISMUTH CONFIRMED
ITS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
>>82935793
no ww2, meaning no communism, meaning canada isn't infested with chinks and pierson wasn't a fucking commie that ruined our flag
How long until Dottie and Lappy do the fusion dance?
>>82935915
cum on my tits and kick my shin
>>82935786
She presumably tried but she couldn't get through to them. The CGs probably assumed it was just an average Gem powered mirror with no sentience that was able to respond to voice commands regardless
>>82935905
POP BISMUTH'S BUBBLE ALREADY
>Kid on the commercial says "I want Peridot to fuse with Steven"
OH BOY
>>82935929
Ecip, simply ecip
THANKS!!!!!!!!11
>yfw it's not Bismuth
>>82936043
No there isn't, there's less
>>82936043
I live in Kearny, it's pretty ass.
>mfw no Jasper until the season finale a year from now
>>82935738
Happening fucking happening!
Lapidot deniers BTFO!
>>82935905
FUCKING ZEEK SCUM RUINING EVERYTHING AGAIN
>>82935398
The Homeworld gems considered her a CG and constantly asked her questions and treated her as one, so she probably just got sick of their existence entirely for retroactively causing the war and getting her sealed.
>>82935922
>'Cause I'm just a pearl, a little 'ol me
>Well don't let me out of your sight
>Oh I'm just a pearl, all pretty and petite
>So don't let me have any rights
>>82935905
Maybe Bismuth was a wild crystal gem who just went around killing random enemy civilians, so Rose had to seal her away.
>>82936058
So we just need a frenchfag to record it in English.
>>82935905
A golem with pool noodles for hair.
>>82936022
Pretty much
>>82935905
YUP, THAT'S A BISMUTH, THAT'S THE GEM BUBBLED IN LION WHAT THE TOOTING TOOT!
DEFCANON 2, THERE WAS MORE DEPTH IN THIS EPISODE THAN FIRST APPEARED
WHAT IF ROSE'S TEARS COULDN'T ACTUALLY HEAL CRACKED GEMS!? WHAT IF ALL THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN IS STEVEN NEEDS TO LICK EVERY CRACKED GEM BECAUSE OF HIS HUMAN HEALING FACTOR?!
>>82936072
>with no sentience
>gem powered
Not how it works
>Lapis' fascination with leaves
>pic related with the flag which people think represents Peri and Lapis
The Lapis/Peridot fusion is going to be like nature themed isn't it? Green + water = plants?
And the leaf being orange and the commentary of them changing with the seasons probably has something to do with Jasper I dunno
>>82936043
>Jerseyfag damage control
You're not gonna convince anyone, you're a walking punchline.
>>82935905
That's Anor Londo you guys
Anons tend to forget that a crack on a Gem is a death sentence. When Lapis' never directly replied, the CG probably assumed she died and her remaining energy was powering the mirror.
Yet again, its Lapis' fault that she stayed imprisoned.
>>82935915
please fuck me
>>82936085
Not saying it isn't but everyone is focusing on the hair color and not, you know, the color of the gem, which would be more of an indication than anything.
>>82935948
I wouldnt say that. We don't know why she was on earth in the first place, and it totally looked like she was in blue diamond's court in "The Answer"
>>82935905
>lion poofed lapis
kek
>>82935905
my guess? bismuth definitely. it's definitely the most masculine looking gem so far.
>>82935948
Only I don't think so. It didn't look like anything, really. It didn't even have 'clothes'.
>>82935915
BASED MADRI
REAL MADRI BEST TEAM
>>82935905
Okay, the chest gem is the right color but may or may not be the wrong shape. We've only seen bismuth from one angle so we don't know if she's L-shaped from another. Possibly the bottom? The color on her hair doesn't match up with bismuth colors.
On the other hand, there was no reason to make her so detailed if she wasn't important, so bismuth until further evidence arises
>>82936073
NO DON'T DO IT
SHE'S A FUCKING PSYCHO, MAN
>>82935777
No idea. But she looks ~FABULOUS~.
I swear, this show can't go more than two episodes without giving the fandom a new waifu. Hell, someone probably waifus the Cluster.
>>82936102
I half expect that she was a Crystal Gem that went too far, and had to be restrained by Rose.
>>82935978
fund it
>>82936043
I've never even seen newark mentioned in the media before only turnpike
>>82936100
I
I want to be a Pearl.
>>82935767
Wait, was Woolie a Crystal Gem, or was Lapis getting hit just friendly fire?
I think that the Gem who poofed Lapis is going to show up later.
>>82935915
GOD BLESS YOU
>>82936117
>what if all that needs to happen is steven licking every cracked gem
what a strange resolution
>>82936123
where did this image come from?
first time I've seen it.
did I miss an episode?
>what do you think will happen next
>black kid
>Steven will fuse with Peridot
Mah niggah!
>>82935845
[THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I intensifies]
>>82936022
Yes
Except Asari aren't actually genderless, they're legitimately all female because they can all get pregnant. But gems are genderless.
>>82936043
I live in an area of jersey that is incredibly close to NY. It's nice being able to go to the city whenever you want without having to live there and pay absurd rent prices
>>82935782
We've seen it before. I think in the birthday episode?
>>82936156
That'd make sense, she did just punch Lapis even though Lapis was literally just standing there.
>>82936005
I bet Bismuth was likean absolute idiot.like Napa. the abridged version
>>82936153
why nigga
>>82936135
The color of the gem's whole body reflects the color of the actual gem. Garnet is garnet colored, Amethyst is amethyst colored, Pearl is pearl colored, etc.
They kept the actual gem monochrome because ~flashback~ but the hair is more than enough evidence.
>>82936088
They don't structure the stories around season finales or mid-finales anymore. They figured given CN's scheduling, they should just do big stuff if the story calls for it, instead of forcing themselves into a ten-episode holding pattern.
>>82935765
Which time?
>>82936153
what the hell man
SapphirexLapis episode fucking WHEN? I wanna know all about the sexiest Diamond
>>82935746
The best kind of hype.
>>82935972
My goodness, you're quick to judge.
>>82935992
Hmmm...
>TFW Bismuth is an entire ARMY of soulless warrior drones, folded into a single form
>Used once, Rose deemed them too terrible to ever be unleashed again, and stored them in the safest container she had
>Steven be liike "Wow, shiny!"
>>82936204
Gems can obviously get pregnant too, though
>>82936210
>>82935782
It first appeared in Space Race
>>82936043
I know there's ork like civilization but you need more than that dude
BARN MATES AND HIT THE DIAMOND AIRING ON SATURDAY @ 8PM IN FRANCE
>BARN MATES AND HIT THE DIAMOND AIRING ON SATURDAY @ 8PM IN FRANCE
BARN MATES AND HIT THE DIAMOND AIRING ON SATURDAY @ 8PM IN FRANCE
>BARN MATES AND HIT THE DIAMOND AIRING ON SATURDAY @ 8PM IN FRANCE
http://www.programme-tv.net/programme/chaine/2016-05-
>>82936192
I guess you did
It's from Log Date
>>82936153
page 10
PAGE 10
>>82936243
They don't produce egg cells though
>>82936192
Log Date 7 15 2. It's the show Peridot fangirls over.
>>82935783
He left his hotdog bag there.
>>82936236
Yeah, I want a Pearl episode too but we gotta be patient
>>82935905
>people thinking this gem is important because it's unusual
>not realising it's just Katie and Lamar being shitty character designers with no consistency
>>82936074
Either fusion isn't boning or a kid just said he wanted to watch alien beastiality on TV.
>>82936200
YES!
>>82936260
This isn't a /sug/ thread though
>>82936251
dubbed?
>>82936143
Lion is not bismuth dumbass. The point of a bubble is to prevent a gem from projecting. Lion can't be projected if his gem is bubbled
>>82935765
>>82936251
SACRE BLEU!
>>82936118
the machine from Serious Steven is an example
>>82936304
English dubbed
Hey can the webm guys get a webm or gif of Lapis getting punched the fuck out? I can use it in response to whenever the Lapis fags get too active, like they have lately
>>82936251
>this page does not exist
>>82936251
How do Frog cartoons work? Will the English audio be the real VAs or some weird hon hon hon speaking broken English
>We are... ow you say... ze crystal gemz
>>82934523
With the way this bitches do war. I'm surprised that they manage to conquer anything.
Yeah. The Imperium of Man would beat them.
>>82936321
>you're calling him dumb because he doesn't understand the chldren's cartoon lore as well as a cool kid like you does
How are we going to get the episodes from France?
>>82936128
>>82936304
Yes
English Dubbed.
>>82936359
Seconding this, that split second had me rollin
>>82936123
shit, screencap this. it's really plausible.
>>82936282
i dont see how its shiity
its literally just a silhouette with dreads
>>82935869
ahaha you niggas need to chill
Lapis confirmed for better than pearl
>>82936359
>Lapis fags get too active
today is Lapis' day anon
probably this next week as well
>>82936251
Stream where?
>>82936386
>Yeah. The Imperium of Man would beat them.
>Gritty dudes in power armor beating anime tropes incarnate
Keep dreaming buddy.
>>82936394
this isn't lore, it's basic shit
>>82935905
>big, violent, brown, with dreads and an Africa shaped gem
IM WAWKIN HEE
>>82936251
Man I hope not. Because then I'd have to avoid the threads for like a week or two.
>>82936373
>French Crystal Gems
>When Jasper and Peridot show up at the end of season 1 the CGs instantly surrender
>>82936446
yeah but counter point, who gives a shit?
The boarders for this episode had a weird sense of proportions
>>82936005
>>82936102
...Damn, that is yet another idea.
>>82936066
>no ww2, meaning no communism
...Oh, sweetie...
You make me sad.
>>82936190
>Steven sitting in the kitchen exhausted
>The Crystal Gems bringing in endless bubbles
>Steven has his mouth full of Gems
>In the next room, dozens of restored Crystal gems are lying down, sitting on couches, still totally fazed
>>82936435
Real parents endanger their children
>>82936140
That's true.
And the Woolie gem looked definitive enough that they might expand on it.
Will Lapis befriend the CG?
>>82936494
No it's just Lamar. He's a low-tier boarder
>>82935915
Based anon.
>>82936486
Really? A 'French surrender' joke in 2016? Wow.
>>82936243
Rose shapeshifted a womb.
>>82936551
I think it will take a while for her to come around
>>82936551
>Hey Lapis... wanna fuse?
>>82936551
She'll be super tsundere towards them for a while
>>82936551
Eh, with her bias hate for them it'll take some time.
>>82936609
They've already surrendered their culture to the Muslim horde.
>>82936609Stay mad frog
>>82936609
that joke wasnt funny but something tells me you'reBAGUETTE
>>82936359
>Ever get so cry that you try in vain to hinder fun
>>82935915
>99 percent
god dammit i just wanna hear lapis' backstory. i couldnt hear her
>>82936551
She still despises them, so it'll take a while.
>>82936630
in before it happens in hit the diamond
just double checkng, Lapis said woolie was a homeworld gem, right?
aside from old leak has more barn mates shit leaked yet?
Lapidot is finally canon
The whole living in the barn really feels like a temporary thing for both Lapis and Peridot. That, or when Peridot means fixing the barn wall, she means building a whole new home.
Did Peridot call Lapis "Lovely" at the end or am I hearing shit?
>>82935845
Were you not watching the episode? Fuck off with that shit.
>>82936752
She said "lazuli"
>>82935905
Can someone explain why that gem looks male
>>82936752
she called her "lazuli"
>>82936752
I'm guessing she said her name.
>>82936359
>>82936826
>>82936802
Alright thanks, I clearly need hearing aids.
>>82936821
She's just another big buff cheeto puff thank you
>>82936821
There are probably lots of bulky soldier gems like Jasper.
>>82936857
The gem does look like a bismuth, I will admit.
The CG are so dumb, you think leaving Peridot away from protection from the CG a good idea after that whole YD fiasco?
Thank god for Lapis
>>82936821
She has the usual Quartz proportions.
>>82936857
What was she even doing on the battlefield? All she does is fly away.
>>82936914
I keep forgetting to enlarge this picture
>>82936857
Awesome
>>82936857
Gif version please
>>82936945
According to her, the battle started suddenly. She was being an idiot for standing around.
>>82936857
It doesn't look like it'd take much to knock out Lazuli since a good surprise seems to fuck her up badly.
So does this sorta lower Lapis's chances of being OP if in close range?
I want to see the Dogcopter musical. Also a Sony parody right next to a spider-man parody, you think that's intentional?also what do Pepe's burgers taste like?
>>82935229
0/10 it shat on my home.
Holy shit guys. I was completely wrong about Lapis:
Her placement on the battlefield, her ability to show visions of a site, her vast knowledge of gem history
LAPIS WAS A REPORTER!
>>82937035
She's a mage, of course one good hit would fuck her up
>>82936857
>that hair and gem
pretty damn cool, another giant hot babe
>>82937073
Cute
>>82937011
Is she mad at the CG for not removing the gem from the mirror even though they didn't know she was trapped in there?
Is she mad that they started the war in the first place even though she stupidly got herself in the middle of the conflict?
>>82937073
>"Ive covered wars, you know"
>>82937096
A little bit of both.
>>82937073
A propaganda reporter most likely.
>>82937035
That was pretty much confirmed when she couldn't do shit against Jasper.
>>82937073
That's actually not a bad theory.
>>82937053
>>82937073
Was she a Doctor of Journalism?
>>82936752
Alas for you, it was merely Lazuli.
>>82937073
more like recon
>>82937073
Maybe military recon?
>>82937035
>It doesn't look like it'd take much to knock out Lazuli
She did get punched in the gem. That's like their version of a kick to the nads.
I have a theory about currupted gems. What if homeworld completely nuked earth? The radiation from the blast disrupted their hard-light, but Rose managed to protect Pearl and Garnet with her shield.Also destroyed russia
>>82937269
Yeah, one good surprise from a human holding a hammer with enough strength, to Garnet pretty much poofing her like Peridot seems to be enough to stop her cold in her tracks.
>>82937053
>'Soda' brand soda
>'Fuck yeah'
Zuke confirmed next episode is hers and Hilary's, but she deleted her tweet.
>>82937399
archive it next time
>>82936723
Homeworld put her in the mirror, but I don't know if she specifies who hit her in the crossfire.
>>82937053
THEY'RE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELICIOUS
>>82936752
>>82936802
>>82936826
I thought she called her leslie.
>>82937073
Ability to control the entire ocean seems a bit overpowered for a reporter.
>>82937399
Well yeah, we see in the Barn Mates Preview that it had Zuke's Lapis hairstyle
>>82937053
>turn off the bark
>>82936857
>New gem
Woah shit, nice, who's this fine fellow
>>82936088
Are you blind? There were 4 Jaspers in todays episode. Also they all have the same helmet so I guess it's canon now that the same types of gems have the same weapons, we didn't know that until now because the rubies we saw in the return didn't summon their weapons
>>82937364
When did this happen?
>>82937559
>fellow
>>82937559
Bismuth clearly. We know he must be a crystal gem because he was charging in the opposite direction of those homeworld Jaspers
>>82937399
We already knew that though
>>82937653
>he
>>82937053
Like Frogs
>>82937574
Garnet poofing Peridot by squeezing her?
Directly after this short scene with her and Pearl.
The human hammer example?
I'm only giving an example since that gem only gave her 1 clean punch to the gem before she poofed.
>>82937716
typo
>the one time the bomb format makes sense
>its a weekly episode thing
>>82936996
>>82935777
>gemaican
>>82937569
Could just be attachments like Peridot's limb enhancers or Pearl's swords.
>>82937987
Don't you think It'd be a bit coincidental that the Jasper we know would have it as her summon weapon if it was just standard issue weaponry that they all get
>>82937811
Awesome
>>82937942
god damn you
>>82937569
So why does one have a spear?
>>82938170
Gems can also have normal/non-summoned weapons. Like pearls swords
>>82937569
It really stuck out to me how ugly the background gems were in this episode.
>>82937754
To be fair, Garnet's really fucking strong, and Peridot is not meant for battle situations.
>>82938256
they blew all their budget on VAs again
>>82937942
HA !
The rebellion obviously had a lot more soldiers in the past before we ended up with the survivors we see today. That got me thinking, the Crystal Gems must have had some formal military structure in the past; they must have had ranks and roles before their numbers dwindled to a point where formal ranks become unnecessary. Judging by their actions so far, I can determine what military archetypes the known Crystal Gems fall into.
Rose was obviously the Commanding Officer since she was in charge of the Crystal Gems and, as a Quartz, a natural-born (or emerged in her case) super-soldier.
Pearl is the Senior NCO or Sergeant Major to Rose since she's always at the side of her commander and serves with undying loyalty. Given her flaws shown in the past, I can't see her as an officer but her skills make her especially qualified for senior enlisted.
Garnet is the Executive Officer, taking command in her commander's absence. Sapphire is an aristocrat and likely very educated while Ruby is a grunt, so as Garnet she can easily take on the role of a high-ranking officer.
Now we can't be sure if Amethyst participated in the war since it was said she emerged later than most other gems. If she was a Crystal Gem at the time then she would be the experienced junior enlisted that can't get that promotion to Corporal due to laziness and insubordination (think terminal Lance Corporal/Specialist). However she only sticks around because deep down she is motivated as fuck and does her job well.
I know for sure Steven wasn't in the war, but since he is a Crystal Gem he might as well get a rank. Steven is fucking Private Schmuckelli, let's face it. Fortunately he's high-speed and super motivated so his commanders don't give a shit.
Lastly, although she just entered the fold, Peridot is that nerdy Warrant Officer building cool shit and operating advanced weapons systems. She doesn't give a shit about orders and her commanders don't do shit to her because they know they need her.
>>82938471
Always good to have some /k/omrades show up in these threads.
>>82938471
It was explained in the show that she emerged alone in the kindergarten and stayed there for centuries, perhaps even a millenia before Rose found her.
>>82935406
At least this show's "filler" is entertaining, I almost fell asleep to this one.
>>82938580
I forgot about that part - thanks for reminding me - but if she was there during the war we all know she would have been in the E4 Mafia
>You see that Lapis? That's the seedy part of town
>What can I do there?
>Lots of people!
>>82938471
I always assumed the Armor of the Fallen were worn by the best warriors under Rose, so this episode pretty much confirming the CGs weren't few in number doesn't surprise me much.
>>82938866
The rebellion was a full-on war, so of course there were a shit-ton of rebels. It's not like the British sent their army against just Washington, Jefferson, and Franklin,
So, did Rose imprison her own general for attacking civilians?
>>82939038
Rose was the one straight up attacking civilians. So no.
>>82939038
Better question, why did Rose put Bismuth in Lion.
>>82938566
Speaking of /k/, I wouldn't be surprised if someone already got their gun decorated in the theme of their waifu like that Brony and his Kar98I'm actually considering doing this once I get my first gun. Pic related, I'd buy pearl grips and do something subtle like engrave ovals into them.
>>82939196
Fuck forgot the pic
ahhhHHHHHHHHJ
>>82939143
I think this plays into the theory of Bismuth being a fallen Crystal Gem. That, or she is just too powerful to be left in the open.
>>82939119
Rose didn't attack civillians. She attacked guards and BD
>>82939143
That's the question of the hour isn't it? Maybe they creators just wanted to make sure we knew she was special
Alternatively, it's very possible Rose created bismuth wrong. Bismuth doesn't form hoppers naturally
>>82937053
They taste like king prawns, okay!!
>the anon that says Lion is Bismuth
Then how the fuck is it bubbled inside of him???
>>82937569
So is it lazy design or selective growing that all those Jaspers appear to have their gem as their nose?
I mean, if all of their weapons are helmets, that's kind of a safer place than a shoulder or chest to avoid gem damage, no? One's arm even looks hurt.
>>82938964
>We
>Are the Patriots
>We'll liberate our friends
>And if you say we can't
>We'll fight you to the end
>That's why the people of this land
>Can count on
>Thomas
>Washington
>And Ben
>And Hancock!
>>82939196You have no idea how many people have waifu grips, do you?
>there are people who actually thought this episode was filler
>>82939290
Did Zuke just acknowledge cold tea anon?!
>>82939570
>people thought it would be less than 90% filler
>>82939643
>Zuke
Not everyone who works on the show is Zuke
>>82939290
Guess her tea's not so cold now, huh?
>>82939643
Bro-Rama made it
>>82939643
It was drawn by Lamar Abrams not Zuke
>>82939290
Here's to you Cold Tea anon.
>>82934523
This show sucks and should be cancelled,
and all of you who like it should drink bleach.
>>82939914
>making a post like this on a page 10 thread
>>82939914
Aight
>>82939914
Your butthurt jealousy is so thick it's almost visible from space.
Someone a thread or two ago asked for worst gem
>>82939999
quads confirm
>>82939914
So what would you have us watch, anon?
yesterday was a guy in the thread speaking of a bomb left in the earth to erase the crystal gems. Today it was semi comfirmed. Anyone have the capture?
>>82940234
Idk have this tho
>>82940134
watch Teen Titans Go
>>82935753
>tfw Connie has to fight Lapis and Peri for Steven's undivided affection.
>mfw Steven attempts a harem ending, just to avoid hurting feelings.