homestuck

>>82794735
Best: part 1
Worst: part 4 that wasn't Homosuck
The other parts had their moments

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part 1 was the best. part 4 was just about carried past part 3 with some serious fucking heavy lifting by caliborn

>that last discussion about Nepeta being a good therapist
Yeah, too bad she is obsessed over Karkat and scribbles her distaste over any competing Karkat redrom ship. (That one panel with the visible Karkat/Vriska and an "oh nooooo")

>>82794905
its pretty reasonable to put vriska/anyone in "oh nooooo" territory, especially if you like them and want them to come out with some of their personality intact

I have a lot of thing to say about homestuck (mostly plot holes) but im holding judgment until the epilogue so none of his friends lurking the threads notice my ideas.

>>82794991
This also applies to Karkat as well with any redrom partner

deepest lore

Part 1 > Part 2 > first half of Part 4 >= Part 3 >>>>>>>>> The rest of Part 4

Act 5.2 was the height of the comic, so Part 2 wins even though Hivebent wasn't as good as Act 4.

Part 4 might be the worst, but it has Caliborn, and all the stuff involving Game Over was actually really cool until it got retconned. Even the part where John does the retconning was fun, but then Vriskagram happens and Vriska takes a big spider shit all over everything. Following that was lots of awful Vriska shit mixed with actual good character interactions and some awfully forced soapboxing. Collide was fun and Act 7 was pretty, but didn't resolve much that wasn't a foregone conclusion. So I'd say that Part 4 might edge out Part 3 because of its highs, but can't touch Parts 1 and 2.

2>1>4>3

part 1 is the only one that stayed strong the whole time. the beginnings of the last 2 were fun

maybe put vriskagram and the lilypad as a rooftop toilet and the roof, respectively

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Which is better: coarse kermit cock or plush smuppet rump?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10221251

>>82794735
what is it about homestuck that brings out the worst in everything?
Somehow, all homestuck threads have more name/tripfags than every other thread combined?
What is it about homestuck that makes everyone want to be a super special snowflake who gets all the attention ever for doing basically nothing

WHERE IS VRISKA

>>82794230
My take is that its the passive pair to Witch Mage has nothing to do with knowing, "control through x"
Solluxs greatest feats and contributions were made as self sacrifices. Flinging a whole meteor to a near lightspeed and making sure his client player got in.
A lot of problems in the alpha troll sessions were caused because of romance and Meulin is a heart player controlled by Kurloz, a servant of LE.(Though the problem with this is I don't know if Kurloz was controlling Meulin in their sessions beginning and if Meulin had a hand in Rufioh leaving Damara or the other relationship shit)

would the revelation that vriska was part of english (like Gamzee and Arquius) be well received had it happened?

>>82795521
Coarse kermit cock (often referred to as CKC) is an alliterative threesome of puppet fuckery. Obviously superior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbugSSpC48c

Holy fuck did any of you know this existed? Why do they keep using these insignificant news sites and channels They're so hard to find

>tumblr is reblogging that pic of hussie hold tampons through anti-feminist blogs
Holy shit

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>>82795596
RIGHT FUCKING THERE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>82794905
The comment was about how she could have acted as a motivator in-keeping with supportive classpects like Rose's powers. Try to not misinterpret comments like some sort of retard.

>>82795521
coarse kermit cock just feels so good to say. the feel of the words in my mouth is... mmm, delicious

>>82795773
That was before the swap to 2d so its irrelevent

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>>82795773
>>82795912
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS GONNA BE CHERUBS

>>82795870
what do you mean? Are they acting like andrew is sexist?
Or because that someone stuck a box of tampons in a scarecrow's hand that sexism is over?

Part 4 is better than Part 3 in general, but the post-retcon stuff brings it down. Part 3 was the worst in my opinion.

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>>82796083

>>82795611
>greatest feats and contributions were made as self sacrifices

So was Mituna's..

>>82796159
>why do people who hate sjws shit on someone who is a sjw
I mean the picture isn't the reason but it's true

>>82796159

a new age

>>82796159
'period blood holders'? are these people 11

>>82796159
so sj hate hussie, thereby assuming anti sj should be for him? laalonde needs to be more openminded. you can hate hussie regardless of your feelings on social justice. hating hussie is the great equalizer that brings us all together

>>82796281
gpsp-kai is an anti-sj troll pretending to fit the cuck stereotype in order to deliberately enrage people for misrepresenting them. god i hate that that is a sentence that can be said.

>>82796369
That's awful sad

>>82796159
tfw they're right

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obligatory roxygen in this thread

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AND MY AXE

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Remember that time John freed himself from the comic and fixed the timeline all on his own instead of Terezi's shitty love life?

Me neither

>>82795110
Fuck you, the last half Diamond is Unbreakable was awesome. :^)

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>>82797113
DELETE THIS

I AM

A FREE MAN

>>82797097
Problematic and Gross.

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>>82792881
better

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>>82797262
hell yes

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>>82796159
>Why are anti SJWs shitting of this picture of andrew hussie do any of you know who this man is
They know him as a traitor.

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>>82797262
okay that light symbol really shouldnt be there

>>82797303
I'd crack her 8-ball, if you know what I mean.

Anyone got images of other characters redrawn drunk like that? Jade plz?

>>82797152
get the fuck out. shit hair is by far the worst jojo. the only good things about DiU are Rohan, Tonio, Koichi and Kira

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time for some John X Rose

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>>82797398
sweet johnxrose

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>>82797414
AKA gimdorks

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>>82797427
luckily, we got the even better john X rosy, but the lack of ships is disturbing

>>82797303

>Not getting the Get Lucky joke

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>>82797377

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>>82797303
>>82797262
WAKE THE FUCK UP AND WEAR SOME FUCKING PANTS!

>>82795140
>Act 5.2 was the height of the comic
You mean the beginning of the downfall?
Act 5.2 isn't really bad, mind you, but many of the things that would plague Homestuck took root during this act. It introduced certain things to the story such as death not meaning anything, needless romantic subplots that feel forced, too many side characters, and it had a huge problem with Hussie just killing off characters to force drama.

>>82797474
yeah 5.2 was the first sign he had lost control and didn't know what he was doing anymore, or really, that he cared

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>>82797464
:33 < stop talking to that compost heap and take my pants off!

>>82797455
>This was probably a legit scene Dave has witnessed more than once

>>82797515
It's kind of tragic in a way. Elements of Acts 1-4 are still present in Act 5.2, but that's where it really starts to lose the sense of mystery and wonder that made early Homestuck so good.
I mean, there are still some fantastic moments, such as John going God Tier or Jack gaining First Guardian powers, but that doesn't make up for all the filler the Act suffered from.

>>82797113
>tfw we will never get a proper retcon quest.
How would you liked it to go down, /hst/?

>>82794735
Part 1 > Part 2 > Homosuck parts of Part 4 > Part 3 > Rest of Part 4

>>82797696
john and roxy together against paradox space, cleverly reorganizing space and time to make the most fruitful outcome for their friends, while spending their downtime on BLOWAS

>>82797696
It's just John going back in time and decking people

The finale is him jumping into Intermission 2 right after LE honks and slamming a cake down his skele-throat

>>82794735
This reminds me that we're still waiting for that map update

>>82797515
a5a2 was like a guy spinning 4 plates, and suddenly adding on 8 more plates. it was kind of all over the place and it looked like he was gonna drop them at a few different points, but he kept them up and eventually you had to be admit you were watching something fucking impressive. and who else have you ever seen spin that many plates anyway?

so he was like you know what, 12 plates is nothing, i can do 12 MORE, and it looked like he was pulling it off for a moment, but then they started falling one by one and he was trying to pick them up but the plates had had spaghetti on them the whole time and he couldnt get the spaghetti back on the plates and he was tripping in the spaghetti and more and more plates kept crashing to the floor, more plates than youve ever seen, and you have to curl up to protect yourself from the devastation, and the pile of plates and spaghetti covering everything is getting heavier, and you know even when its over you wont be able to get up, you and everyone who was watching the performance is going to suffocate here

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>>82797377

>>82797696
Have him teleport Lord English into the universe of Inappropriate Time for Ham, and leave him there.

>>82794863
How can 4 possibly be better than anything when it had that terrible terrible post hiatus garbage + ending? Also 2 is clearly best dude.

>>82797097
Just by the thumbnail i knew it was ikimaru, kek.

>>82797869
>Living Calliope
>Asleep

>>82797897
>Also 2 is clearly best dude.
Opinion discarded.

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>>82797838
It's all so clear now.

Anyone got john X rose fics?

Fluff, smut, stuff like that?

>>82797869
i guess that asleep calliope is caliborn ergo best sleeping character

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Reminder you can't spell THICK without ) (IC

>>82797281
Can I get every picture in this set please

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>>82798046

>>82798079
You're a wonderful person

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>>82798127

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>>82798045

How come Act 7 didn't have any upskirts

I still haven't finished homestuck. Is it worth it I just need to read the final update

>>82798146
You're the best person in this thread in my humble opinion

>>82797880
speaking of john teleporting villians why the fuck didn't get just retcon condy into the fucking sun during collide?

>>82797963
I get not liking A5A1 but A5A2 is definitely my favorite part of Homestuck. Such an awesome buildup all leading to that amazing end flash.

>>82797838
Screencapped for later use

>>82798173
because hussie hates us.

At least we got canon trolltits

>>82797897
A5A2 is my favorite act but I think Part 1 was more consistently good

>>82794735
How come the homosuck guys never met up with the other three groups?

>>82798017
http://pastebin.com/8S1R70AF

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shitty panel edits titled
"no longer than 5 minutes in paint each"
a series of requests by anon
>>82777358
>>82777388

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>>82798359
>>82777396

>>82798312
Because John "Degenerates = Deadgenerates" Egbert fucking murdered them all for commiting incest and being gay

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>>82777358
>>82777431

>>82798319

Thank you, anonymous citizen of the internet

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>>82777358
>>82777531

>>82797838
I read the whole post thinking on this music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

I want aradia

>>82798469
same

>>82798206
>I just need to read the final update
Might as well.

>>82798206
why not. its pretty

>>82798450
kek

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Am I allowed to post qt homestuck cosplay girls in these threads or is that against the rules?

John retcons his fist into LE's hulking body.

John: Retrieve arms from Magic Chest

>>82798804
You are, but that isn't qt at all. Get rid of it.

>>82798804
i checked her tumblr and this girls face is not that attractive in any other context while somehow being the absolute hottest possible face for an autistic grey slut

>>82798804
how does the gray paint not wash off in the waster?

It's been over a month.

Why are we still here, /hst/? Just to suffer?

>>82798905
it's not paint

>>82798942
to talk


bros

>>82798960
okay how does the gray whatever she put all over her body not wash off in the water

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Who's best doc scratch,and why is it magical mystical hippy scratch?

>>82798960
then how was she able to make her skin look grey?

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>>82798312
the greatest injustice of the comic

what was the point in spending four pages introducing TWENTY FOUR new trolls only to immediately throw them into the literal trash

wasted potential is the theme of homosuck

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Bowman.

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Why do we hate Karkat again?

>>82799019
>>82799048
It's photoshop you dumb turd burglars.

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>>82798804
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE

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>>82799134

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>>82799035
doc coulton

>>82799164
are you sure about that. looks pretty real to me

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>>82798854
>>82798903

What do you guys think of this video? (I recommend muting the audio)

https://youtu.be/IF_vSLaNDo4

>>82799201
the heck did john see

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>>82799239
white people shouldn't be allowed to cosplay as fuchsia bloods

it's a disservice to their body types if not cultural appropriation

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IDE/Theory: This story was actually written by Andrew Hussie Sr.

>>82799239
Reminder Hussie's legacy was to make teenagers wear gray paint and dance half naked infront of a camera.

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>look back in backseat of car
>see aradia

what do?

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>>82799239
>seatroll playing a trumpet

>>82799411
panic
death herself is in my car

>>82799411
probably get in a crash and die

>>82799411
Drop pants and start masturbating.

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>>82799266
You sure you wanna know?

>>82799266
The comic's ending

>>82799232
her skin is perfectly grey

nobody sitting in outside daylight in a pool would be perfectly grey, they'd have yellows and blues (slight ones) from the light

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>>82799455

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>>82799461
I'm still sad we didn't get, even as a joke, a scene where John appears in the first panel, decks the other John out, tosses him under the bed, and just stands there nervously acting like nothing happened as he goes to redo the entire plotline

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>>82799455
shit you got me
for a second i was convinced it was gonna be something scary

>>82799411
>you know thousands of people die in car accidents every year even wearing their seatbelts
>i just thought that was interesting

>>82799239
it would be amazing to have meenah as your fish wife and know that she'll only get better with age

>>82798905
>>82798960
>>82799019
>>82799048
>>82799164
>>82799232
>>82799503
It's oil paint to idiots
oil and water don't mix

>>82799503
>yellows and blues
the fuck are you talking about. light isn't fucking blue or yellow

>be 13 back in 2008
>typical socially awkward teen, need escapism
>Don't have cash to get into comics or war games
>Don't have pals to get roleplaying
>start reading 8-bit theater
>finish it to the end, read final fantasy fan-fiction for a while
>Discover homestuck sometime in 2010
>Keep with it until mega pause, read homestuck fanfiction to hold me over
>Discover worm, read it until the end
>read worm fanfiction and homestuck until homestuck was over
And now I feel like I've read everything the fan communities had to offer. Does /co/ have any free reading suggestions?

>>82799564
I don't get why her and Karkat didn't hook up for the end with her being revived

I mean, it'd have been a neat ending, her and Karkat having to start a new troll society with their bizarre combination of ideals and influences

Hussie did absolutely NOTHING interesting with his story, he's such ab unbelievably lazy writer

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>go in woods
>see slutty asian troll of death
what do?

>>82799644
this is the only free thing i have.

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>>82799719
get hit by a crashing car and die

>>82799719
Play billiards.

where are all the black meenah cosplayers

Do you think Calliope ever put on gray paint and a ton of makeup in a desperate attempt to make herself feel pretty and then went to sleep in it and her brother woke up as a beautiful troll woman

>>82799667
meenah is a babe but shes literally a sociopath. prolly better to leave her dead unless youre certain you can control her. and karkat definitely cant.

>>82799756
the fuck is billiards
some sort of ripoff of table stickball?

>>82799764
beaten by all the people who demand everybody must be white to cosplay

>>82799035
>Nightfall
Man, that adventure certainly had SOME promise, but TNW basically kept shitting it up. Vriska I could bear, forced ships I could bear, the terrible Pokemon-fan OC I could bear, Disco Doc I could bear, but the deaths of Tavros and Meenah, who conveniently happen to be popular choices for redrom Vriska shipping was the last straw and I dropped it.

Did it get any better, or nah?

>>82794735
If he hadn't fucking escalated so ridiculously in Part 2/Act 5, and had kept acts 5-7 to about the same length of acts 1-4, Homestuck would've been fantastic.
If he hadn't included the Alpha Kids/Trolls, had concluded the arcs of the existing characters, and kept acts 6-7 to the same length of act 5/acts 1-4, Homestuck would have been good.
Act 6's start was the point of no return.

>>82799750
See you in three days

>>82799795
it's pool fucking numbnuts

>>82799750
I don't get it

>>82799899
It's a meme you dip

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>>82799899
Look closer

>>82799886
get a load of this guy
he doesn't even know what table stickball is

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>>82799814
Meenah is alive.
Creator is working on a flash atm. It reached 2K pages since a while.
Pretty dank if you ask me.
Tavros will have some conclusion too in the future,at least i hope.

>>82799996
>That Vriska

wow what when did she get hot

>>82799667
>Hussie did absolutely NOTHING interesting with his story

I swear these threads have devolved into just making the dumbest most outlandish claims we can think of, daring each other to defend Hussie for even an instant.

Nothing interesting. You people sometimes.

Is it only stylization or are adult trolls black skinned?

>>82800101
option 1

>>82799778
It's stated in the comic that she has done exactly that, and it really pissed off Caliborn.

>>82800086
Hussie fucking murdered my family while pissing on my dog.

You can't defend this

>>82800086
>Nothing interesting.

I didn't say the story wasn't interesting, just that all these elements he had, possibilities and ideas, and he did nothing with them in the end. Just killed people off or regulated them to obscurity or uselessness. That's doing nothing. That's being BORING.

>>82800101
There's a few panels where we see glimpses of gray skin on adult trolls, so it's suggested to be stylization

>>82800030
vriska was always hot

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>>82800169
Not really

She came across as scrubby and gross with bad makeup and worse clothes

>>82800208
>scrubby and gross
>fantastic mane of wild-ass hair
>big ol fangs
>red converse

she's perfect

>>82800152
>There's a few panels where we see glimpses of gray skin on adult trolls
When did we ever see an adult troll that wasn't an ancestor?

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>>82800030
She can get decent sleep on Earth, and she can eat more than just her mother's leftovers & energy drinks.

So if Jane is Nana, then Grandpa will be 'J' who sent the bunny to john
That leaves Mom and then Bro as the other players right?

Will it ever stop hurting, /hst/?

>>82800258
what you call a fantastic mane is really a tangled, matted mess of sticky and hard wire, shining with multiple coats of grease. More like ass-hair.

>>82800293
Yeah

>>82800310
No

>>82800293
Yep, god speed blogger.

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>>82800310
Yeah. Soon enough. Like, this year. We'll move on and stop caring.

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>it's bad because it's het

>>82800293
Bingo.

Welcome back to Hell.

>>82800318
Stop. My boner can only get so erect.

>>82800351
i recently saw the ghosts make a come back on /v/

>>82800368
It's bad because it's fucking boring

>Hi there Notrose!!
>y hullo there notjake *WONK*
>SEX

they had all the chemistry of a bucket of cold soapy water, which to their credit was about the same chemistry most other relationships had

>>82800293
Quick Liveblogger you have to choose one waifu and one husbando

Go go go

>>82800394
stick it in her hair

>>82800150
>Hussie did absolutely NOTHING interesting with his story
>I didn't say the story wasn't interesting

You seem a little confused.

>>82800293
Well duh.

>>82800411
tell us about these

ghosts

>>82800462
>implying I fucking wouldn't

>>82800445
it's almost like people can have normal, mutual attraction to others and don't need some wacky gimmick or be total opposites who need entire alien romance grids to explain why they'd ever spend more than 10 seconds with each other.

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>>82800445

>John and Roxy
>no chemistry

Go home, anon, you're drunk

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>>82800283
right here you can see that the Handmaid has gray skin

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>>82799778

>>82800505
total blank posts man no image or text or nothin

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>>82800474
Elements of the story, as compared to their use. Neat characters, neat setting, neat events, neat obstacles, and none of it is used for anything interesting or worthwhile in the end.

It's like having all the ingredients for the world's best sundae, and you burn half of them in the oven and mash it into plain vanilla while letting the other dozen flavors melt into sludge.

>>82800523
Two good characters being good characters in the proximity of each other is not the same as having chemistry.

>>82800551
HIGH QUALITY POST

>>82800453
Mom and John
2ez

>>82800580
sundaes are really shit anyway

>>82800607
Liveblogger whatever else may be said, you're ok by me

>>82800607
liveblogger picks the correct answers AGAIN

this MUST be a ruse

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>>82800618
Your life is really shit

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>>82797398
>>82797414
>>82797427
>>82797446
>Rose has always been a person to do the opposite of what's expected of her from doing things to spite her Mom, to not doing her personal quest
>Karkat says John and Rose are gonna be together
>Rose decides then to date Kanaya instead
>drinking was the only way for Rose to stand being with someone like Kanaya
>years later on the new world Rose sees how Roxy and John are happy together and just realizes how she fucked up

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>>82800368
JOHNROXY IS THE BEST FUCKING SHIP

>>82800318
You talk like cleaning that shit up wouldn't be the most orgasmic experience of your life.

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>>82800607
Good choices, that's something to look forward to at least.

>>82800655
is it just me or is this gif broken to shit

>>82800546
>>82800101
All adult trolls shown in Karkat's posters and books have grey skin that is darker than the kid trolls/The Handmaid. Theory: Troll skin gets darker as they age, which is why the Condesce, the oldest troll maybe ever, is literally black. The Handmaid is still light grey when she is killed because of her immortality.

>>82800672
Man, cleaning long dirty hair is the fucking worst for any parties involved.

>>82800702
it fucked up the first time i opened it but i just checked now without even refreshing the page and it's fine
god damn

>>82800703
y'all just wanna believe that condy is naked rather than wearing a skintight suit

>>82800634
Look man out of jade, mom, rose, and pm; I'll take the wife that has her driver's licence anyday

>>82800703
I was always pretty into the idea that their skin went total glossy black with enough age

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>>82800755
pretty much yeah

>>82800672
She'd fight back. She didn't spend those years growing and allowing it to reach that level of gross just to have some scrub come along and wash away her hard work. Tooth and nail she'd fight it and you'd be lucky to even splash her with a bit of water

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>>82800789

>>82800789
why is her hair out of sync with the flashing and also seemingly cut into two fragments

>>82800789
the obvious boots kind of kill that theory, unless she has hooves for feet

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>Barfbreath Turdsmirk
Heh

>>82800285
how do young trolls even get food

is there money in troll society? do trolls just get an allowance, as long as they're expected to contribute to breeding/conquest?

>>82800789
So is she naked?

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>>82800861
How does this outfit work

>>82800738
We clearly have very different OCD driven fetishes.

>>82800827
her hair is just so long that by the time the magic has reached the end shes already onto new magic

>>82800954
its a visual story

>>82800885
>And how you'd give your RIGHT LEG for a shot at desecrating THE SHIT out of....
>Named English
How many fucking people are supposed to be the BBEG in this story

>>82800933
Their lusus hunts, probably.

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>>82800933
I like to think that's the case, given they're given drones who build their hives it would make sense for there to be some automated system to cater for the young whilst the adults are off-world, light years away. There's also the possibility that Lusus supply some of their food, or the trolls themselves find it as is the case with Nepeta.

>>82800994
everyone

literally everyone

>>82800582
roxy is a horndog, john is a nice guy and likes making friends. he also sort of pseudo-proposed to her without realizing it when he gave her the ring. they'll definitely become friends, and only the epilogue will tell if john let himself open up to her potential romantic advances after they win

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-OFFICIAL-
TROLL GIRL TIER

>GOD TIER
FUCHSIA
SEX RED

>GOOD TIER
JADE

>WHHYYY TIER
CERULEAN

>SHIT TASTE TIER
TEAL

>PAWTISM TIER
OLIVE

canon

>>82801012
I remember liking Sock's (or was it Lexxy?) little story about the trolls growing up and having to go off world to war. She felt like she actually had fun and was interested in the fucked up ideas of troll society.

>>82800994
Only like ten

>>82800971
It's hard to say, given we don't know which parts are intentionally stylized black skin. It stands to reason her face and fingers aren't covered by the suit, given the nail polish and complexities of a full face of fabric. I like to think it's a full body wet suit that cuts off at her neck and wrists.

>>82801065
karkat dies like immediately right

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>>82801053
>unfairly judging entire castes based on a weak selection of braindead paradox-grub morons

What does PLB mean?

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>>82800994
>Everyone could tell by a glance that you were your father's daughter, sired from his loins directly and genetically, through what was undoubtedly a natural process of human procreation involving a man and a woman. People would definitely nod and say, "Yep, that little lady sure did emerge from a womb on account of that gentleman's awesome virility."

>>82742699

Did this guy ever deliver?

>>82801138
picky little bitch

>>82801131
No, Sollux and some others covers his ass constantly and everyone in his squad hates him for always retreating after any wound

>>82801168
dad deserved a real child 8(

>>82801138
It means Hussie's ego was about to pop like a rotten melon

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>>82801135
i'm fairly positive the trolls from hivebent will only confirm my theory

like sexy disco meme girl and boring but probably still sexy troll guy

>>82801065
Yeah there's a number of good stories that go into that idea, the problem being that they'd all be forced to go their separate ways so it's hard to engineer them working in tandem enough to actually meet face to face, that and most of them are a bit out of the norm for varying reasons.

Still, the investigation into potential roles in the military for the different characters is always interesting.

>>82801183
does eri make it

>>82801275
hiveswap*
fug

>>82801219
Dad loved his children dearly, it didn't matter that they were technically his half-brother and grandmother. He even accepted his alternate universe father who was his brother son in said universe.

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Characters who need to 8e 8ullied:

>>82799644

Stop being so massively fucking autistic that you only read one thing at a time and get occupied with it for years.

That is so pathetic. I'm hugely into Homestuck and have been for many years, but I'm also into many dozen other things because I'm not retarded.

You are literally wasting the one life you have on three (3) works of fiction in the amount of time you could have read/played/watched HUNDREDS.

And that's not getting into how completely fucking retarded it is to spend even a single day reading fan fiction.

>>82801170
still writing but
>>82775264
is an outline

>>82801350
MSPA reader

>>82801369
You're right but also wasting time posting on 4chan

>>82801278
They don't meet face to face. They talk over comms and texting like they used to, only some of them are together after the academies sorted them out. Sollux and Terezi manipulated the system to help ensure some of them ended up together. It was actually believably well written.

>>82801369
most things just fucking suck though honestly. hunting through the world of media for something close to interesting is a horrible chore. when you make a catch you deserve a rest to enjoy it

>>82801420
Was it completed? May have to give it a read at some point.

>>82799644
pirate discworld

>>82801496
Nope. She dropped it when Homestuck was going rancid and moved on to better things in her life. A lot of former close artists don't even acknowledge Homestuck anymore, or deleted their stuff.

>>82801303
Eri gets culled after killing his entire squad for not running at a tsunami

Anyone knows where I can read the fancomic Wrath of Gods? There is a troll weeb that kept getting kicked in the bulge in it, so I would love to read it again but MSPA forums are down

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>>82801168
Are there 2 fucking bunnies now?

>>82801553
Damn, suppose I expected as much. Least I managed to read one complete no-sgurb session story.

>>82801651
there'll be 3 soon

>>82801575
Does anyone have the tsunami image on hand

>>82801441

This might have been a legit argument if your choices of media weren't literally autism bait for teenage girls. And also if "resting" as "reward" for finding a fucking thing you like wasn't ALSO incredibly autistic, not to mention stupid when you could be checking out more things.

>>82801651
You're about to get a lot of stuff thrown at you. There's an intermission coming up pretty soon; I'd recommend powering through to there. By that point you'll have a better idea of what exactly is going on. And the upcoming intermission has some of the best writing in the comic.

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SCREENCAP THIS FAGS


FEDORAFREAK WILL SOMEHOW MAKE IT TO THE NEW UNIVERSE AFTER REACHING HIS GOD TIER

AND WILL BE PAIRED WITH DAD

IN AN EPIC NEW FORCED PROGRESSIVE SHIP OF TWO OLD TIMEY FATHERS

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Think of your Zodiac Symbol. Got it?

That symbol is now your troll bloodtype, and you're living in alternia. How fucked are you?

>>82801731
Thats actually well made.

>>82801731
>shoulder blades
>no arms
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>82801651
I just realized where the B2 bunnies came from. It's really obvious but I never really thought about it before.

>>82801731
>Crystal gems: Retrieve arms

>>82801651
Four

>Liv Tyler
>The ones that got sent back with this universe's Jade and Rose
>The one from this universe's Con Air

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>>82801766
>Jade

Ok

>>82801731
but adults have arms in this godforsaken comic

>>82801731
needs less detail on the gems to make the lack of arms fit

>>82801753
That would be pretty cute

I want Dad to find love

>>82801766
So signless then, the fuck does that mean blood wise?

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WHAT THE FUCK DOES BLOOD EVEN FUCKING DO

AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT'S FUCKING RELATIONSHIP OR LEADERSHIP CRAP

>>82801820
They're still all just different versions of the same bunny, just without the stable time loop nature keeping them as literally the same bunny.

>>82801766
>Jade
easy caste
easy life

>>82801753
what happened to fedorafreak again, I haven't read that part in years
he died right?

>>82801766
>tavros
really really fucked

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>mfw I could be doing something with my life

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>>82801873
BLOOD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LEADERSHIP

>>82801766
>Capricorn
Fuck yes it's good to be king

>>82801856
Mutant, rip

>>82801886
Liv Tyler and the ones that got split off from the loop are

The B2 Con Air bunny is an entirely separate bunny

>>82801766
>scorpio
no!!!!!!!!

>>82801897
he got his ass beat by an imp and died in his sleep on a slab

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>>82801832
homestuck arts and crafts were pretty awesome

>>82801856
Red blood. You'd have to hide pretty well if you don't want to get instantly culled

>>82801873
Blood turns you into a persona protag. The more bonds you get the more powerful you are.

>>82801900
Just be more Summoner and less Tavros and you can be successful.

>>82801766
>Bronze
fuck

>>82801856
Probably Limeblood

>>82801935
FEEEEEEEED
MEEEEEEEE

>>82801928
Fuck. Can I just be a lime blood or something? I don't want to be a weenie.

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>>82801935
yeah!!!!!!!!

>>82801766
Aquarius.

Feels good.

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>>82801954
So Karkat is only as strong as the number of people he is leading

No wonder he got fucked

>>82801929
Entirely separate in the same way that Dad Crocker is entirely separate from Dad Egbert. That is to say, essentially the same bunny.

>>82801766
>Pisces
wew lad

>>82801856
limeblood ie. fucking op in a mysterious way that no one knows

>>82801936
>a slab
Obviously implied to maybe be a quest bed.

Not that it matters if he wasn't the player.

>>82801996
>>82801954

That's fucking bullshit. He led the ghost army and still got fucked over by LE.

>>82801994
wwho /eri/ here

>>82801980
Lime bloods were exterminated, so you're fucked either way.

>>82802004
youre prolly the most fucked of all unless youre literally the condesce

>>82801766
Libra. im awesome

>>82802052
>led the ghost army
He wasn't their first leader, he just went ahead of them and made the first strike.

>>82802052
no he didn't

he just sort of followed along and yelled and got nuked

VRISKA was the obvious leader ::::^)

>>82802105
As long as glub glub chooses you, you've got a chance for a while at least.

>>82801977
the dice cascader makes me think vriska attempted to kill her mom a few times and it never worked

>>82801856
How can anyone be signless? Doesn't the zodiac cover every day in the year?

>>82801949
But Karkat has the Cancer symbol. Does that mean that Cancers are all mutants, or is Karkat trying to fake his symbol?

Do adult trolls have lusii? Do the lusii die by the time they reach adulthood, or just move on to another troll?

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>be limeblood
>write )(IC SUCKS BRONZE COCK
>laugh knowing i will never be caught
>next day read online that all limebloods are to be exterminated immediately
>mfw the imperial drones knocking at my door

>Olive
Basically perfectly middle class. Could be worse.

>>82802191
refers to the sufferer
you DO remember your troll history lessons right?

>>82802191
the cancer symbol is a makeshift sign used in protest by mutants
it's all covered in the [o]ntermisson

>>82802194
Redglare kept Pyralspite.

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>>82801908
>doing anything but getting dicked

>>82802191
The Sufferer had no sign on account of being a mutant. The Sufferer's follower arranged for Karkat to receive the Sufferer's sign (the irons he died in) and a lusus bred for him.

Why Karkat wasn't culled for bearing the sign of the Sufferer may have something to do with the Condesce doing such a good job of supressing his tale that nobody left on Alternia gave a shit, or that nobody in power ever found out and got around to it. I imagine if Hussie had the story of the Sufferer in mind when starting Act 5 Karkat wouldn't have lived in a populated neighborhood.

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post daverezi

>>82802355

Too accurate.

Those shades should halfway off their faces, at least.

>>82802304
What's she even holding

>>82802005
I like to imagine it had something to do with pacifying the more aggressive blood castes, it feels like there should be something to balance out the purple blood's abilities enough that they were seen as a potential threat to Condy, should a civil war ever happen.

>>82802083
fug.

>>82802421
shes getting better at drawing

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>>82797897
>le bad ending meme

>>82802463

Pretty sure she still sucks at seeing, though

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>>82802451

>>82802337
is that fantroll ready for a Big Adventure?

>>82802577
>>82802337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHLoHou8uY

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>>82801651

>>82798009
We really need nudes of Nepeta wearing only her Rogue mask and gloves/boots

>>82802494
Man Dave's dick looks WEIRD

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>>82802614
>4 universe
Troll 1, troll 2, kid 1, kid 2 right?
>emerald eye
The Green sun?

>>82802735
Yes and yes