Baseball Edition
Previous thread: >>82773533
>NEW EPISODE on May 19th:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxbNQqlEyRo
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island/ In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Leaked promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
First for no image spam.
http://xxxubbles.tumblr.com/post/144261127722/not-finished-but-throws-this-into-the-ether
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>>82779986
Did You Know!?
Android 17's real name is Lapis, while Android 18 is Lazuli.
>>82779986
B A S E B A L L
>>82779986
much better
although I just realized In Too Deep isn't the name of that episode, its Gem Drill
good choice in edition though
What if it's not even baseball? What if they end up playing the fictional world's version of baseball but the rules are kind of different?
>>82780172
>>82780092
It's like their parents wanted them to be strippers
I seriously doubt Jasper will actually get a redemption arc (at least this season)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qexyPFlM2LU
so apparently this is an actual game released by CN last year
>Steven has a frybo cart
>race around Strawberry Field, the temple, or the cloud arena
>>82780147
We have leaked images and a clip of Steven saying they need to play baseball.
It's a baseball episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xETGvVi7n4o
>>82780145
This is a Star Trek reference.
FRESH OFF THE /b/ PRESSES:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08WwQcDJWWe
Dr. Doofenschmirtz sings SU theme and plays ukulele.
Post Best Gem
Key?
>>82780172
I bet you are self righteous cunt who expects to be praised for spamming non /co/ related images.
Did anone else notice the visual references to Contact during Gem Drill?
I thought that was really well done, and a nice bonus for fans of the movie.
>>82780288
Not if the rules are different.
>>82780314
I'll give that a thumbs up
>>82780359
no he's the fag who tries to circlejerk with other crossboarders about his beloved power rangers in a general for a cartoon
>>82780326
>>82780375
Are you talking about steven seeing the ghost faces through the floor & the entire pod becoming transparent because now that you mention it that's spot on. Good movie btw
I actually like that Jasper might be dead
Why does Beach City have so many milfs.
>>82780326
Steven Quartz Universe
I just realized you can make spoiler tags by typing ctrl+S
>>82780283
I have two suspicions
<0| Jasper begins forcibly fusing with gem mutants in the earth's crust
|1> Jasper broke her nose and emerges from a hole in the kindergarten as a noodle person going drr drr drr drr
my personal view can be expressed as (<0| + i|1>)/√2
>>82780467
>Raven and Paul board all the Lars and Sadie episodes (and a good chunk of the episodes that have them in secondary roles)... Except Lars and the Cool Kids (Lamar and Matt)
>Raven and Paul board all the episodes focusing on the Frymans... except rising tides/crashing skies (Lamar and Hellen)
>Raven and Paul board all the episodes directly featuring gem mutants... except When it Rains (Lamar and Katie)
Y O U A R E N O T W O R T H Y A S M Y O P P O N E N T
I hope havesomemore makes new SU comics/pics. Idk if it's his style or the dialog but his shits made me laugh pretty good
>>82780598
>ifunny
>>82780561
name two
>>82780629
You again?
>>82780639
the fuck? Did the artist of ren and stimpy draw that?
>>82780619
>except When it Rains (Lamar and Katie)
No wonder they looked so shit.
>>82780561
>Ara, ara, anon!
>>82780561
Because there are no DILFS to claim them
>>82780653
Vidalia
Dr Maheswarean
>>82780561
We still haven't seen Ms. Fryman
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but hope you'd be happier with me
>>82780653
Vidalia andCentipeetle
lapiven or stevidot
>>82780653
Priyanka.
Vidalia.
Made for sex.
>>82780714
Dr Maheswarean doesn't live in Beach City
THIS IS NOW A PERIDOT THREAD
>>82780283
Her chances are really low, but damn that looks like a great group dynamic.
>>82780700
Lol seems like it, he's got a tumblr account, havesomemore.
>inb4 dumblr a shit
No joke, besides their "ways" there's a few good artists
>>82780749
She won't.
>>82780714
Technically Dr. Maheswaran doesn't live in Beach City.
>>82780783
what if
lapistevidot
>>82780783
Stevidot, but preferably Lapivedot.
>>82780287
>Strawberry Field track is a triangle with the Pyramid Temple in the middle
Neat.
>>82780801
>>82780783
Stevonnie w/ harem
>>82780728
Maybe she's dead and that's why her kids are such a fucking mess.
>Ronaldo learned just how short and meaningless life can be so now he seeks out conspiracies so he can be sure he accomplished something
>Peedee has lost all hope and is being forced to grow up too fast because his brother has gone crazy and his father is struggling to care for his two sons selling fries
>>82780783
>Older foster child with issues(Lapis) or cute little sister (Peridot)
Peridot, definitely
>>82780834
>>82780783
Amedot
Steven Universe makes me not want to watch other cartoons, because they aren't Steven Universe.
It's like some kind of brain virus.
>>82780917
That isn't an option. Connie's gonna die of old age like the weak mortal she is.
I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true
'Cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
>>82780700
Don't compare Moore to that hack
>>82780943
someone shoop this so she's pissing on the laptop
>>82780964
But anon, she's Blue Diamond
>>82780964
old age is a sickness that steven's spit can heal
>>82780960
there aren't many good cartoons so it's not like SU has much in the way of competition
hopefully that'll change, but since OK KO, Samurai Jack, and Venture Bros won't be here any time soon all we have is SU
The gem warrior martial archetype is about finished. Gotta add the bullet points.
Next is the Sorcerous Origin: Gem Elementalist. I don't even want to touch that tonight. What I have from last time is poorly balanced and in dire need of a rewrite.
I'll be posting updates onTHE FORBIDDEN WEBSITEif you want to keep up with them. https://www.tumblr.com/blog/sharp-big
>>82780977
heh
>>82780977
>They forgot they had electricity powers.
Top kek mistake.
>>82781055
>dunks a decrepit Connie in a vat of his spit
>>82780801
>>82781026
>>82781055
Well, then she's going to die of pregnancy.
Don't ask why he's a big guy.
>>82781091
pretty sure that the ocean is too big for that to really work, it would just get dispersed,
>>82781062
why are these always tiny and with shitty resolution
otherwise, good work
>>82781098
>the origin of Lazarus Pits
>>82781118
>They have no regards for season finales or season premieres
Wow, that's kinda depressing to think about.
>>82781171
The WIPs are just me screenshotting them with sharex. The full ones I post 40% size, like pic related.
Should I post them full size? I figured people would want something smaller for png, and full size once I throw it into a pdf.
>>82780977
I have never seen the appeal of grossout comedies. True humor can only come from one source: cultured gentlemen peppering their upper-crust speech with lyrics from rap songs
>>82780964
Connie is not going to die anon. If there is one thing I'm certain of, it's that Connie and Steven will decide to become a permafusion by the end of the show. They will live on together forever as stevonnie
>>82781062
Don't get my hopes up man. I've actually got like five people who would wanna' actually be part of a campaign in SU. I fuckin' tired them out on AFMBE and now they don't wanna' play anymore.
>>82780783
homeworld harem
Reminder that Uncle Grandpa is Yellow Diamond.
>>82781221
this size is fine, the tiny blurry text from before it just annoying to read
>>82781155
I was semi-joking but i think close range it would do something.
But eh, comic is outdated anyway.
>>82781256
assuming Steven won't also die of old age eventually
>>82781322
he can manipulate his own age, though considering he only use the power once per year it's going to take time for him to figure it out
>>82781322
>steven dies
>rose pops out
what would happen
She came to her senses
When is Barb gonna walk in on Lars and Sadie playing coop and join in?
>>82781392
She'd just fuck Greg again and then we'd get Steven back at square one.
>>82781221
what is this for?
>>82781392
>Sup Chumps
Then Pearl ends up crying and laughing histarically for like a month
>>82781421
...I don't get it, where's the cuck?
>>82781402
a literally who trying to say pearl isn't the best gem? shocking
Would you fug?
>>82781508
FootHand got the rawest deal.
>>82781499
Are you not reading her comics?
>>82781562
what comic?
>>82781392
I wonder what would happen if steven's gem was surgically removed. I mean he'd obviously die, but is his vascual system tied to that rock, or would he just dissolve like his clones from steven and the stevens
>>82781508
Lapis is the only gem I'd ever fugg. Cute hair, cute face, probably shorter than me,into watersports
>>82781392
you can't separate milk from coffee once it's been mixed
if steven dies, what's left of rose dies with him
>>82781583
Mare Internum (sci-fi on Mars) and The Meek (fantasy)
Both good, both currently updating
>>82780283
I suspec she wont be 'redeemed' like peridot was but eill end up fighting yellow diamond anyway. Shell probably get super pissed when she learna yellow diamond was planning on destroying earth with her on it and will go rogue. She holds too much contempt to join the crystal gems so shell probably become the loose canon, wandering around trying to decide her purpose
>>82779986
Hello where are the waifus
>>82781421
>later that night
>>82781508
I don't think they have any genitallia, man. But yeah, I'd take a handjob.
>>82780375
I thought it felt more "Evangelion-ish" Like a more kid friendly version of Shinji trying to save Rei in 2.0
>>82781644
>formal education in science and education
My kind of gal.
>>82781657
Here's one
>>82781669
>Ruby's face
She's tired of being the campfire
>>82781741
>waifu
>mane
>>82781792
Oh I'm sorry, I've got it this time. Here's one.
>>82780287
this looks kinda fun, I'll try it out later.
Btw when are we getting a new SU game?
I really want a sequel of the RPG but with more elements, characters, levels and more content in general
>>82781832
I'm not sure about this one. Go for something more feminine.
>>82781832
If I see that fucking watermelon one more time...
>>82781669
Holy shit, what did they do to Ruby?
>>82781657
PROTECT THAT SMILE
fuck me I cannot wait for thursday's ep
top waifu-faggotry all day
>>82781870
How's this?
>>82781696
Oh, there's genitalia alright.http://pastebin.com/u/BeefcakeLlamaI wish this guy kept writing.
>>82781870
Okay, how about this one?
>>82781949
>He left his family behind
>He
>>82781942
Perfect.
If I could sound like Greg, I would sing this song as him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9He9WlFDXqw
>>82780783lapidot
>>82781942
Perfect
>>82781949
>*He* left *his* family behind
>>82781455
5th Edition D&D
>>82781218
It's a shame it HAS to be that way, due to CN's fuckery.
Slide the fuck out of the way, SU Crew! We've got a shitload of Live Action Horseshit and TTG! to endlessly shit out of our asses! You'll get a couple bombs next year!
What really concerns me is how this approach to Seasonal programming affects their contract for additional seasons. If the season begins and ends whenever based on time, instead of after a set amount of episodes, that spells real trouble for SU, since CN's been putting it though what I seriously feel are Hiatus Death Rolls.
They let it up to breathe for a moment, only to pull it back under again. It's the same shit they did to Young Justice.
>>82781606
what if you used a centrifuge?
>had a dream pearl was showing greg and rose fucking with her hologram thing
>like they actually showed everything
>>82780700
>Shitty tripfag has a shit opinion
Why is this so common?
>>82781924
well i mean for one they set her head on fire
>>82782007
It's make 4 minutes of that timeslot useful.
>yfw Lapisfags get their time in the sun next week.
You've had your fun Perifags, but its time to move over for the superior gemfu
>>82782065
you just get frothy coffee
>>82781971
>>82782015
Hey, he has a feminine penis, it's all cool. How about this one instead if you don't like that?
>>82782159
Acceptable, but
>>82781942
is the winner so far.
>>82782119
Am I the only who likes BOTH Lapis and Peridot but kinda hates Jasper?
She a worst gem
>>82781218
I dunno I kind of like that they just said "fuck it". I beats the hell out of seeing pic related then having to suffer through five months of reruns.
>>82782111
I hate this gif.
Reminder
Next swimsuit episode when?
>>82782111
I like this gif.
>>82782220
Sorry, all I have left is this stupid mirror. I know you won't like it.
>>82782263
Well I love it. And now I love it more because you hate it.
How would you imagine WD personality
I like the idea of her being motherly, but very strict
>>82782111
Her permanent catface isgreat
>>82782229
You'll like her once she starts showing more personality than 'strong and angry'.
>>82782276
>implying that's how adults act in the industry
if you actually believe that shit, I've got some great oceanfront property for you in Yuma, Arizona.
>>82782229
Most people here have Jasper as their less favorite gem, but not everyone hates her.
I see her as a great character and a great antagonist and really hope she doesn't get redeemed like Peridot.
But yeah she's still my lest favorite gem.
>>82782276
yeah totally seem believable I mean who would lie on the internet
>>82782370
the hot-blooded one
look at that hair
>>82782374
It is when the industry is secretly ORGANIZED CRIME.
LION AROUND
>>82782374
>Not believing on the word of a trustworthy 4chan user
That's extremely low of you sir
>>82782390
ANON NO
This is why the mods hate us damnit
>>82782229
only bad gem is pearl
>>82782390
>nipples
DELET THIS
>>82782417
Lion the mood
>>82781696
>Implying clusters don't have genitals
>>82782390
but that's too far away, I want to masturbate now.
>>82782349
Wow, way to be a dick.
>>82782434
V I V A T L E S B I A N S
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>>82782439
>>82782448
That might have actually been too close.
Thanks for the heads up.
>>82782370
I never noticed before, but WD has upturned eyes while YD and BD have downturned eyes.
>>82779986
What is this strange alien language, /sug/?
>>82782276
>Hellen "The Oriental Influence" Jo was rehired
>>82781995
My nigga.
>>82782526
disgusting
try something good instead, like Amedot
>>82781651
>when she learna yellow diamond was planning on destroying earth with her on it
Except the Cheesy Chaap knew about the cluster from the beginning. She was assigned as an escort for the Peridot who was sent to check its status, for crying out loud. Even if she didn't care about what the details of the cluster, she'd have known what the fucking thing would do.
Jasper in particular was probably given the task (or more likely forced herself into it) precisely because she was a veteran of the Rebellion and thus had the most combat experience re: Earth.
>>82781984
What secrete is Greg keeping from Steven?
>>82782526
>Lapis literally hates Peridot for whatever reason
>LOL THEY BEST FRIENDS N SHIEEEET
>>82780025
I hate futa and cucking but fucking shit that makes me hard
I think it is because of that lapis
>>82782575
That he has banged Dr Maheswarean
>>82782229
Lapis is worse than Jasper and I'm not even a jasperfag.
>>82782374
>people that make children cartoons
>adults
yeah sure, it's not like we are talking about real jobs and industries here
>>82782557
>>82782596
> don't ship best gems
> massive faggots confirmed
>>82782370
She's obviouslyTHE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS
You can even see herabout to fire her Final Flashin that pic.
>>82782575
That Rose isn't really gone, and that she's just lying dormant in a small Rose Quartz shard that Greg keeps in his pocket all the time.
>>82782229
Lapis second worst gem after Pearl.
>>82782681
they have literally never even talked to each other
shipping Centipeedle and Jasper literally makes an equal amount of sense right now.
besides you can't fight reality
>>82782329
I'll take it, I guess.
>>82782575
Steven is actually a very unattractive girl and just doesn't know because he's never been able to see or reach his genitals.
/sug/ needs to be banned again.
>>82782745
You sure? Stupid thing doesn't even work, found it at the back of a storage locker.
>>82782738
>after Pearl
I'll fucking cut you senpai
>>82782742
i had a greentext for you but then i realized this isn't /trash/
>>82782782
No.
Just you.
>>82782782
why don't you place the whole world on the banlist?
>>82782782
I HAVE NIPPLES, ANON, WILL YOU BAN ME?
>>82782370
Aloof, wise, and protective, with the occasional motherly aside.
Like a much larger Garnet, but slightly harder to connect with.
>>82782058
It's determined by the amount of episodes. That's why they changed the amount of episodes per season to make the seasons much shorter, so that they could claim to put out more seasons with the same amount of episodes.
>>82782782
It reminds me of2011 MLP threads
>>82782853
>>82782835
This place has become worse over the Hiatus it needs to be put out of its misery.
>>82782782
Pink Diamond is in that big orb on the moon, stricken from all records and made an un-mineral
Reminder /sug/ is a /co/ heritage site and is home to the only post moot made on this board.
>>82782782
>>82779986
>>82782596
What makes you think that they couldn't become best friends?
>>82782370
SUPREME BEING, THE DIAMOND OF DIAMONDS
WHITE DIAMONDgod emperor of mankind levels of regality
Specific discussion threads>>> Cancerous genreal
Only talkbacks should be allowed.
who the fuck is pink diamond
it can't be rose because she's a quartz
>>82782967
But I like the cancer, anon.
I like the cancer, and the shitposting, and the waifuposting, and everything that comes with it.
It didn't get worse. It's always been this bad. It's never been worse, and it's never going to get any better.
If you don't like it, thenGET OUT OF MY SWAMP
>>82782967
Why not just filter it and stop being autistic? It has an easy to filter OP
>>82782897
I'm not miserable
Post your gem rankings
Gem Tier
>Steven
Great Tier
>Garnet, Peridot, Rose
Good Tier
>Pearl
Needs more development tier
>Jasper, Amethyst, Lapis, Centipeedle
>survives solo fight with a fusion
>survives getting thrown into a spaceship power core
>survives said space ship crashing to the ground from orbit and exploding
I swear to god, if Jasper's gem breaks from falling into that hole I'm going to be pissed.
>>82782996
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herkimer_diamond
>>82783033
Same desu
>>82782370
has been scheming to betray the other diamonds
serves as the final boss
>>82783013
We really need a /cog/. It's the only way we'll shut up the assholes that can't just settle in and enjoy the cancer.
>>82782967
Faggot.
Reminder that a-rod is best crystal gem
>>82783033
Steven is complete shit I hope your babies are born with horrible deformities.
I actually dont like Zuke's episodes all that much. I think she panders too much to us with all her alien memes and shipping hints. Its like she turns the episode into her own playground and then fans just eat it up. It just feels... unprofessional. Just imagine how confused actual kids might be if they no idea what the fuck all these things intended for us are.
Or maybe that was just specifically the Log Date episode. She takes her love for Peridot too far by just turning her into a meme, more than she alreasy seems to be sometimes.
>>82783010
>rose as shrek and greg as donkey
fund it
>>82783033
>Quality
Steven, Jasper, Peridot, Garnet, Pearl, Malachite
>Acceptable
Amethyst (overcooked), Sapphire, Ruby
>gem experiment grade
Lapis Lazuli
>>82780783
There should be no question, you shit, no question.
>>82779986
Manlets, when will they learn?
>>82783094
t. Jasperto Homeworldrosa
>>82783083
>>82783031
>>82782932
>>82782893
>>82782884
>>82783010
Cancer.I hope someone force fuses you faggots.
>>82783126
Lapevidot is my endgame
>>82783033
Pearl>Garnet>Amethyst>Lapis>Peridot>gems that lack enough screen time to fairly judge
Steven doesn't count.
>>82783143
You see? Horrible people who want horrible things to happen to others hate the generals. While good, peaceful shitposters just sit back and take it because they don't want to bring harm to anyone and just enjoy their cancer general.
Why didn't the CG just form Alexandrite when Homeworld landed? They could've fucking wrecked the landing party as soon as they stepped out. In fact, why don't they just form Alexandrite all the time?
>>82783129
>6'1 vs 5'11.jpg
>>82783183
I agree!
I just want Malachite to sit on me
>>82781541
Look on the bright side: it's one step above Thing.
Is this seriously all we get? 6 episodes then another hiatus?
>>82783184
Something something serious threats something something not in tune
>>82783184
alexandrite is an unstable fusion because there's far too many consciousnesses inside it
>>82783146
You need help.
>>82783203
...
How?
What qualifies as sitting when you have two torsos?
Like, do you explicitly need butt-to-face here, or to just get smothered under there with her sitting like a cat/dog?
>>82783184
>form Alexandrite
>take fire from a ship thar shrugs off your heaviest weapon fire like it's nothing
Sounds like a good way to get killed.
>>82783234
They literally formed Alexandrite to pretend to be Greg's wife. I'm pretty fucking certain that they could come together and make Alexandrite happen for something as major as Homeworld coming back.
>>82783235
No u
>>82783146
>>>/deviantart/
>>82783243
The latterI bet she smells heavily of fish and salt
>>82783267
gross
>>82783184
>Jasper, there's a huge clod down there.
>We can't fight that, nuke it from orbit
>alexandrite commences the dying
>>82783259
>pretend to be greg's wife
>fall apart after a short period of time
Gee, sounds really combat ready
>>82782370
Haughty, proud, radiant, good taste in clothes, molests her pearl. Has good taste in fasion
>>82780701
Wait, someone has actually made 3D models for Armstrong and Lefty?
So what's going to happen now? Regular visits? How would he get down there?
>>82783258
>wait until Jasper and Peridot step out onto the beach
>form Alexandrite
>utterly destroy them with the faster, stronger and more versatile giant woman that spits fire and has a friendly railgun
A child could plan out these things better than the CG do.
>>82783285
Different strokes for different folks
Shitposting is important to our culture
>>82783307
Just jump down the hole
>>82783307
he uses his Mary Sue psychic dream powers to talk to it of course :^)
>>82782508
>>82783318
no just salt and fish are gross
>>82783307
he can talk to them in his sleep.
I get the feeling that however it is that they teleport bubbled gems to the temple will be used to teleport it into space so it can form safely
How many more Quartzes will we see?
>>82783317
Can't fuse when you're being shot at with a huge ass spaceship cannon.
>>82783337
What we're they thinking drawing this nigress
>>82783305
http://kingragamuffin.tumblr.com/post/129137466038/only-true-90s-kids-will-remember-this-view-the
Yep, unfortunately he fucked up Armstrong's leg, it goes inwards like an insects.
>>82783317
>start fusing
>Jasper knows from experience exactly what is going to happen
>Jasper and Peridot hop back into the ship
>Alexandrite gets shot inmediately
>>82783349
>talking to sliced up brains by the billions
Honestly they should remove that gem from Steven its really fucking his chances of ever being sane.
>>82782996
she was shattered. Rose kept her shards and embedded a piece of her in lion.
unless of course Lion contains shards of Pink Diamond's Pearl, but then why all the secrecy about PD's design
>>82783261
Shhhhh.
>>82783317
>friendly railgun
What?
>>82783381
Not only this, but
>the crystal gems had no idea what a gem destabilizer was
>they get hit once and poofed which is confirmed via Garnet to work through fusions
>>82783307
we'll get one or two more appearances from it before it serves it's plot purpose
>>82783109
i've felt that for every episode she's ever made
she's just a big joke
You know, the Lion is pink pearl theory would be perfect if it weren't for the fact that pearl has never been shown to be able to create portals
>>82783039
It might be less from falling into the hole and more from being crushed between two tectonic plates.
>>82779986
DUDE
>>82783039
Amethyst's gem cracked by falling off a cliff onto a rock, don't take that much.
>>82783483
FUSION
>>82783502
Amethyst is an overcooked runt
Jasper is a full-blooded properly grown warrior quartz who survived the war
>>82783483
Stoner culture is quite literally the worst mi familia.
>>82783514
>>82783483
Which gem do you think would smoke the ganja?
>>82783513
I have a feeling that Jasper's fall was much longer. But she may have landed backside down.
>>82783357
>>82783381
They could have fused far away from the actual landing. All they needed were some decoys to sit there in disguise as the CG, wait for HW to get onto the beach and then do a sneaky railgun shot through Jasper and Peridot while the decoys continue to distract HW.
>>82783416
Alexandrite killed Malachite in one hit with her railgun. Jasper would never be able to get close enough to do anything.
>>82783337
>doesn't have an actual weapon amidst the beginning of an intergalactic war with deadly-ass aliens
>can enter dreams and talk to people, without being able to actually influence anything apart from persuasion. also can heal like, 20% of the time, and summon a shield once in awhile
yep, his powers are all positives, no drawbacks in sight
>>82783529
Amethyst.
>>82783529
Amethyst, obviously
>>82783529
psh, Lapis
totes m'goats
>>82783549
>smaller, faster target with sonic spin attack
Alexandrite purposely had to wait for Malachite to be airborne and immobile
>>82782810
That is cute as fuck.
>>82783593
Did she become the bong water?
tell me why she is such a wreck? her heart is nearly in ruins.
What the hell? When did we get backbaby
>>82783637
nigga you can't even get ON her level of high
>>82783648
because her immortal girlfriend and idol chose to die making a babby with some fat alien named greg
and now she has to raise the babby
>>82783648
She needs Rose to tell her what to do. Quite literally, that is her issue.
>>82783109
my sister have 7 years old and she get all the alien thing and peridot become his favorite gem after that... idk what are you talking about
>>82783648
>>82783682
>>82782810
>>82783705
If it was revealed that Rose Quartz would come back if Steven died, what would Pearl do?
>>82783682
>pearl got turbo cucked and is raising the child
What a fucking mess. If Steven wasn't technically Rose do you think she would have killed him as a baby?
>>82783739
Cry
>>82783739
YOU HAVE BIG GUTS STEVEN
RIP AND TEAR
>>82783757
Epic Meme.
>>82783682
>>82783705
>>82783739
it will never really get better for pearl and any time spent by herself is torture for her.
>>82783770
Oh I wouldn't do that.
>>82783739
I think at this point she cares more for Steven than she does about Rose, but still misses her and wishes both could exist at the same time.
>>82783739
Kill Steven.
>>82783712
Are you sure that he doesnt think its funny because its an alien wearing an alien face and he doesnt realize that its Zuke's symbol and she keeps slapping it onto things?
>>82783777
>mother
>fucking
>implying
>>82783778
I hate pearl so much.
The only consolation I have is that her life is suffering.
>>82783338
I'm at a loss.
>>82783317
then plan out your own blackjack-and-hooker-ridden piece of shit cartoon, faggot
>>82783549
Good luck fooling whatever sensor array they have on the ship.
Also,
>rail gun
Alexandrite's arrows have significant travel time. That was not a "rail gun".
>>82783593
No I see Lapis as a Cigarette smoker, Amethyst as the Stoner, Peridot as a Lottery Ticket/Scratch-off addict, and Garnet as a Premium Alcoholic beverage enthusiast
>>82781984
Holy shit, it Giles.
>>82783682
Greg raised the babby. I assume he brought him back to the gems around the time Steven made the theme song.
>>82783807
>Zuke's symbol
that's some fine bait
It's a common generic symbol that happens to fit peridot to a tee because she a green little alien with big ol eyes, and a storyboarder happens to really like it, which is cool because it gave us dem shorts
> yfw you realize it has taken a year and 2 months to find and separate malachite since she formed
> the plot has literally gone no where because of all these breaks
I CAN'T. Strike a deal with Netflix, because all these fucking breaks and Steven's inability to ask followup questions is making this disjointed and slow as fuck. It's turning into Adventure Time all over again.
>>82783884
>peridot playing the lottery
It's illogical!
>>82783675
>"steven, steven what if...what if like I summon my weapon and....and like, what if it was me...so I like...summon myself out of my gem"
>"would that be fucking crazy or what"
>"Lapis the bong has been dry for like three hours now there's nothing left to get high on"
>"d-don't, don't be a narc man...we're beach summer...something...y'know man."
>>82783382
Nah, the kid's alright. His mom may have been the physical tank, but Steven has mental defenses that put a Jedi master to shame.
>>82783837
it really really is if you think about it. how many times do you think she has replayed pleasant memories and every time they get get harder and harder for her to deal with when they end?
the dazed blank looks off into space,the clinging. all of it is just so sad to see.
>>82783778
I wonder if Pearl used to make holograms of Rose all the time or just when she was massively depressed?
>>82783925
Its worse than that
Adventure time never really went anywhere, and has been sort of wading in the same pool of "pffssh whatever man there's no trouble" with little to no character development.
This however has a maturing character and a growing cast, so the waits feel infinitely longer because shit actually happens when the waits stop.
>>82783502
Actually, somebody did the math and found the force of falling off the cliff onto a rock was about the same force as an anti-tank rifle.
So, yeah. It takes quite a bit.
>>82783856
The answer to that is so obvious. Just make a giant box under the beach that the decoys would stand over. That way the sensor will notice the power levels, but Homeworld will think that the decoys are emitting the power. The CG sit in the box fused as Alexandrite. They pop out as soon as they hear a signal overhead from the decoys and then spit out fire, ice and other nasty shit to kill the Homeworld gems.
Remember when we thought that the multiple ruby fusions would be like either King Crimson or Asura? that was a laugh.
>>82783307
I'll be honestit warms my heart whenever you guys post this, ty
I always thought it'dlook good as a phone backgroundas well
>>82783976
i would assume she had no need to when rose was actually around.
>>82783884
And Pearl is just a black-out drunk?
>>82783915
Anon that specific style of ayy lmao is literally her twitter profile picture
She just colors it green for some stuff
>>82784023
pearl drinks to numb herself from remembering that she's still there on earth.
>>82783884
And Pearl is addicted to porn?
>>82783925
I think Steven Bombs are stopping for now, at least. CN has been advertising a "Summer of Steven" and in an interview sucrose said that there will be stuff airing in the fall.
>>82783995
I can no longer tell if you are being serious or not.
>>82784009
lol apple?
>not using a xiaomi rememe 3 pro
lmaoing @ ur life rite now
>>82783416
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTUP, STEVEN
>>82783430
Which will probably be it going ham on a the homeworld fleet.
>>82783884
Garnet is a sex addict
>>82784019
I meant in the years between Rose's death and when Steven stopped being a gross little baby.
>>82784103
>forms a giant crystal mech
>steven climbs in to pilot it with his psychic powers
>gurren lagann's ending
>>82784081It's the iPhone 4, too...
Alright you fucks, tell me your most favorite and least favorite episode with an explanation for each or Peridot gets it!
>>82784124
No, Ruby and Sapphire are sex addicts.
>>82784143
consider purchasing one, they are pretty cool
not only /g/ will tell you that they're great, look it up at gsmarena or google
>>82784124
well she is made
o-o-o-o-of
lo-o-o-o-ove,
o-o-o-o-oh,
and she'sfucking in front of you
>>82784139
>>gurren lagann's ending
More like Gurren Lagann Prologue.
>>82784137If any of you faggots have babies just remember not to sleep in bed with it. It's dangerous.
>>82783984
But it really hasn't gone anywhere when you think about it.
> Peridot is a new Crystal Gem
but
> Homeworld hasn't tried looking after the CGs anymore
> Lapis still hates everyone
> Bubbling gems is all they can do, but there's still been no healing of bubbled gems, now adding the highly unstable cluster to the list
> what is going to happen to the gem mutants
All they care about now is muh Perifagging and lesbian loli pandering. Where's the plot? Where's the big fucking plot twist? Why does everything keep getting leaked? I haven't been blown away by a Stevenbomb since the 1&2nd one.
This show is failing.
>>82784067
Thank God. 5 new episodes a week was too much stimulation. We didn't have time to digest each episode before a new one came out.
Now I just wonder why the two main plot threads in the recent history of the show were resolved in one half hour and why these episodes weren't the season finale.
>>82784023
Not sure, Didn't like having two drinkers in the house if it did happen, there would be too much conflict between Garnets taste in Alcoholic beverages and Pearl being an Alcoholic who always takes garnets beers to drown her sorrows about Rose Quartz
Now that I think about it Pearl would be a porn addict to relieve her stress about losing Rose like >>82784058 said.
Someone name a pokemon
>>82784155
>Least Favorite
Coach Steven. Steven is out of character, pearls song sucks, and the whole thing was boarded really poorly. Sugilite is also worst fusion.
>Favorite
Steven and the Stevens. Great song, best humor in the series, great animation, best ending.
>>82784155
>The Answer
Garnet is a qt, Sapphire and Ruby are qt, seeing gem society in action is cool and it had a sweet song
>Uncle Grandpa
non-canon, lol so randumb premise
>>82784201If any of you faggots have babies
No danger of that, friend.
>>82784137
the pic is related.
>>82784058
Maybe?
>This is just research!
>I'm gonna find out how these human rods won over Rose even if it kills me!
>>82784023
>>82784049
She does it to hide the pain.
>>82784238
manaphy
>>82784244
>pearls song sucks
Strong in the Real Way is great.
>>82784244
>not liking Strong in the Real Way
you fucking faggot
Sadie's Song was the worst episode by far
>>82784279
Guess Im jackin it to manaphy then
>>82784204
Homeworld knows Peridot completely failed in her mission and will most likely get suspicious now that the Cluster will no longer emerge.
Lapis likes Steven. That's all one can ask for.
The cluster lying dormant is definitely something that will be brought up later.
They'll just keep wandering around and will probably just be given the same priority as corrupt gems.
>>82784238
Diancie
>>82784280
>>82784283
Eh, everyone is entitled to their opinions.
It felt very off-broadway-showstopper to me. Was hardly the worst part of the episode though.
>>82784155
Least Favorite - Sadie's Song, like I can't even stand to watch it, its just way too cringe,
Most Favorite - Cry For Help, there was something about this episode, just portrayed the relationship between Steven and Amethyst so perfectly, it was basically the first time I really felt like they were siblings.
your favorite character outside of this show lands in beach city.
How helpful are they to the gems and do they get along with them
>>82784244
>Great song
Pearl's face when she hears that line about Steven creating an alternate time line is one of the funniest moments in the series.
Do gems naturally cry, or is it behaviour they've picked up from humans?
>>82784375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-oZ6Ol1c2g
>>82784155
My favorite is probably Sworn To The Sword, since it has Steven and Connie bonding and the best song in the series so far. However, I also like Rose's Scabbard and We Need To Talk.
I'm not sure what my least favorite is. Probably the one where Garnet is hypnotized by the video game.
>>82784391
Depends on which Crewniverse member you ask.
>>82784229
Porn of humans? I doubt that would appeal to Pearl. She's accustomed to the fusion of hearts and minds that mere sex can not compare to.
>>82784244
>Steven and the Stevens
The face Pearl makes when she learns Steven killed himself in other dimensions still gets me.
Thanks Zuke
>>82784489
>Thanks Jhonen Vasquez
>>82784436
This kid is so traumatized
>>82784489
SHE DOES IT AGAIN, ABSOLUTELY UNJUKEABLE
>>82784520
That's nothing compared to Rose's Room, Space Race, Winter Forecast, or Open Book.
>>82784155
>Most Favorites
The Test: I love this episode primarily for the lesson Steven learns about putting the needs of the team above his own needs. It's an important lesson for Steven to learn so he can grow and mature as a leader.
Log Date 7 15 2: A slice-of-life episode with an incredibly simple premise (it's just Peridot adapting to the trivialities of Earth culture), but we get so much good material out of it. Of the "Steven's Birthday Week" bomb, this was the episode I watched multiple times, and still enjoy watching every now and then.
>Least Favorites
Keep Beach City Weird: My Ronaldo doesn't need much of an explanation, as I hate him for the reasons anyone else does, except this is his first real appearance and he spends it going too far by assaulting and kidnapping Steven. The ending where the Gems kick the shit out of his dumb ass is so worth it, though.
Steven's Birthday: Was an alright episode until Steven turned into a fucking baby. Can't stand baby tropes in fiction, I really cannot. Of the "Steven's Birthday Week" bomb, this was the episode I only watched once and never again.
>>82784155
>most favorite
It's gotta be a tie between Mirror Gem and Rose's Scabbard.
Mirror Gem introduced us to our "first" new gem. Lapis' theme sounds so mysterious, omninous, and foreboding all at once. The line "I'm Lapis Lazuli!" keeps making me ask "Who the fuck IS Lapis Lazuli?" and I've had to wait all this fucking time to even get close to finding answers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fg-WCjpgJk
Rose's scabbard definitely has the most feels. Oh god, like, he just hugs her then that snare comes in. That fucking theme, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWtkofUmGiw
>least favorite
That's a tough one. I'd probably have to say Island Adventure, it's too much Lars/Sadie. That kinda stems to almost all the Lars/Sadie episodes; but I know they're there to develop their characters.
>>82784204
>> Homeworld hasn't tried looking after the CGs anymore
Hit the diamond is coming up and it's about exactly that
>> Lapis still hates everyone
She loves Steven, and finally being truly free again, with him, will do her outlook a lot of good
>> Bubbling gems is all they can do, but there's still been no healing of bubbled gems, now adding the highly unstable cluster to the list
Steven has learned not only how to project into the minds of other gems and even the bodies of his own melons, but also to communicate and reason with an entire collective consciousness born from billions of literally shattered minds. Odds are good he's finally ready to start healing the gem monsters' feral minds, and their bodies will follow.
>> what is going to happen to the gem mutants
Same as what he's trying to do with the Cluster; teach the shards to find comfort in each other instead of blindly seeking out their missing parts. It's hard for any of us to say what implications this has for the future, but we may see fused shards one day form a new whole being, rather than an insane jumble of disparate parts.
>>82784155
Most - Giant woman. I think its just a very cute, sincere, catchy song. Has Amy and Pearl bonding, sharks, goats, and giant women. Its pretty okay in my book.
Least - I dont really dislike any, but I didnt much care for Sadie's Song since it was attached to that episodem
>>82784436
looking back on this episode, I wonder when and why Pearl learned the violin
I mean Amethyst and Garnet both learned their instruments apparently from Greg so that they could be his band.
Did Pearl learn the violin at some point in hopes that it would impress Rose?
>>82780283
Jasper doesn't really fit the bill as a "redeemable" type. She'll most likely end up joining in the same manner Peridot did, and then just kind of stay as an outlier and only really warming up to them as the series draws to a close
>>82781221
>Ponyfinder 2.0
I don't know whether to cry or be optimistic
>>82783884
I can see Peridot counting cards in casinos
>>82784596
She probably just admired the instrument and picked it up for her own sake, like she did will baking and chivalry.
>>82784596
They've lived on Earth throughout all of human history
They have a lot of time on their hands
>>82784584
>Hit the diamond is exactly about that
How do you know?
>>82784155
>Most
Coach Steven: I just think it's a fun and exciting episode, the song is great and Sugilite is one of my fave fusions
Lion 3: The first episode to make me actually cry, it still does every time i watch it
>"that's me!, loving you and loving being you!"
>Least
House Guest: Shoddy animation, shithouse song, the characters felt off
Say Uncle: Fuck this episode. Fuck it all to hell. Fuck the premise, fuck the 'lolz randumb', fuck the OOC of it all.
>fuck it
>>82784596
>>82784637
>>82784641
I want a distant flashback episode of the gems with garnet playing an orphica.
>>82781651
So bascially she'll be this show's Vegata
might as well post this here too
> select all images with eggs
> all these gross undercooked eggs
> one pic of an omelette
> its burnt fuckin brown
absolutelydisgusting
>>82784596
>that Steven
couldn't stop laughing though
Knowing what happens in this episode to lead up to this point. Would this be a funny/good clip to show someone who's never seen SU?
>>82781984
I remember a friend of mine "acquired" for we a copy of "Repo", saying there's a really cool scene which is a mix of sex and surgery. He inadvertently downloaded this instead.
I enjoyed the hell out of it but I was stuck wondering when Forest Whitaker was going to show up.
>>82782782
agreed
this level of shitposting should only be allowed in /trash/
>some people still think the 'serious steven' gem is white diamond
and the crazy bullshit they come up with to justify it, its pretty funny
>>82784736
probably
honestly Steven and the Steven is pretty high on the list of episodes I would show people to get them into the show
>>82784155
Most: Sworn to the Sword - Do it for Him/Her is my favorite song in the whole series. Pearl's emotional depth is amazing.
Least: Sadie's Song - Jesus fucking Christ, a disaster from start to finish. This episode completely killed the last of the patience I had for Sadie and Lars.
>>82784238
Volcorona
>>82784710
Say Uncle: the best uncle grampa's episode and the worst steven universe episode
>>82784238
carbic
>>82784244
I disagree with you in every way
That is whats making me post this
Consider me triggered
holy shit Thursday cant come soon enough
>>82784736
whoops, meant for
>>82784436
>>82779986
I really can't remember where I saw this, but I think it was an album of someone who never saw the show but hated it's fandom(tumblr) green texted every episode, anyone got a source
>>82784713
i never knew this was a thing i needed in my life, but it is now
>>82779986
I just wanna see Jasper go full Vegeta. Slow redemption and indoctrination into the gems, followed by buu saga style fallback into evil.
>>82785011
wait if Jasper is Vegeta than who is Bulma?
>>82785011
Anon... Peridot is Vegeta....
>>82785041
>yfw
>>82785011
There's something a Quartz never loses... HER JOB!
>>82785048
steven, and garnet is goku ofcourse, all the other are yamcha
Short new clip
http://youtu.be/6uf0L4Y6z64
>>82785048
jasper is raditz
peridot is a saibaman
>>82785048
so Amethyst is Bulma???
>>82784763
Ugh, that theory. Almost as dumb as "Rose is Pink Diamond" but it somehow makes even less than no goddamned sense.
>oh no one of the supreme inviolable matriarchs of our society is dead or something, who knows
>well we can't take her back to the homeworld
>let's just leave her completely intact gem stuck to a big fancy dildo in a dumb pyramid
>on this all-but-forgotten crappy backwater planet
>which we've scheduled for demolition
>yfw Jasper and Lapis have now developed a ravenous taste for watermelon
>>82785153
nice thanks anon
>>82785117
Rose can be Goku. Both were basically never around for their kids. Plus super stronk hero everyone looked up to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stannite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCbKTJ22pOo
This is the Story of a Gem named Stannite.
>>82785153
God dammit, why is peridot so damn cute?????
>>82779986
Predictions for Thursday's ep?
WillLapis live somewhere far away and only visit occasionally or stay at Beach City?
>>82785153
>>82785254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I9Z4fGGKIc
The finger positions on Steven's ukulele are correct in this scene, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4lY6UPWWkQ
>>82784724
I have no problem with that
>>82785271
If leaks for "Barn Mates" are any indication she ends up staying with the gems for now at least.
>>82785183
>they eat watermelon on the beach as their first date
>>82779986
Does YD not know about the CGs still being on earth?
Why the fuck didn't Peridot report them?
>>82785153
>>82785332
well where else is she gonna go?
Can't exactly go back to the Diamond Authority
>>82785359
she rather clearly did, hence why Jasper was sent to defeat them and Lapis was sent as an informant who knew the location of their base
Now whether that report made it to Yellow Diamond is another question, I assume there are a few lower managers and supervisors between Peridot and YD normally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqnnnT_ymxQ
>>82783352
I think we're most likely to see Citrine and Chalcedony because they have the most interesting names that aren't Something Quartz.
>>82785410
>YD knew the CGs were on earth
Probably not. Peridot is a dumb newfag. Also:
>sending 5 stupid-ass rubies in a vessel in Hit The Diamond
Ha, YD's not that stupid
>>82785281
tfw you know this isn't shoped
>>82785153
Such a meme gem. She and Amethyst look extra tiny
>>82785041
ok, but we all agree that connie is for fug right?
which is endgame worthy
stevonnie
or
stevidot
>>82785484
I don't think Yellow Diamond knows about them, but I think its more like bureaucratic error, Peridot said she was filing a report in Marble Madness but I don't think the full report actually got to Yellow Diamond there are likely lower people who are meant to deal with this stuff who did get the report
It seems rather likely that whoever is Peridot's real boss, really doesn't understand what she is dealing with when messing with Crystal Gems
>>82785514
wow that actually makes a lot of sense, even has the same endless thirst that Bulma has
>>82785532
sorry I don't want poo in my schloo
>>82785532
no Connie is for hug
also for drawing with comedically big boobs
>>82785544
stevonniedot
>>82780362
kekeke
>>82785300
l-lewd.....
>>82781792
>not waifuing a man
r u some sort of gay
>>82784710
>The first episode to make me actually cry,
Fag.
>>82785329
Thanks Doc
Would you, /co/?
>>82785677
I can't resist him.
>>82785510
i hope no one is looking forward to good art or animation in this ep
>>82785603
more boobies for Connie pls
>>82785510
>anything I don't like is a meme
>>82785735
But I love peridot
>>82785730
only other one I have
>>82784489
I fucking love how Lauren draws so much 'fanart'. Also after this week's episode I have a weakness for crying P-dot
>>82785153
So what event was she telling the gems about? The drill adventure, crashing the shipwith no survivers?
>>82785510
>Meme
I don't think you understand what that word means
>>82785730
somewhat related
>>82785572
Peridot's manager. It's suspected she's the one who made her the flinchy gem she is
>>82783648
Pearl's existence sucks.
Born to be a slave, rebel and joins Rose in a rebellion. Becomes the greatest swordsman on Earth and, as far as we know, the entire galaxy. Becomes the most trustworthy ally to Rose. Falls in love with her, but she isn't interested in Pearl because she'd rather date that random dude who lives in a van and plays guitar. Gotta let the woman she loves dies to be reborn in a hybrid baby she made with that dude. Gotta raise that baby. Probably knows that since the baby is half human and she's immortal, she's surely going to watch that baby die one day.
I mean, who wouldn't be a total wreck? Pearl is underrated, in my opinion and the writers should give her some good stuff sometimes. I mean, c'mon.
>>82785763
>"intense down there"
Clearly not the ship
>>82785787
another big issue here is whether or not rose reciprocated pearl's feelings. if she did, it really only makes the situation even more fucked up.
>>82785809
she rather clearly didn't, I mean if she did, there wouldn't be a Rose and a Pearl there would just be Rainbow Quartz
>>82785809
I hate how people push "Rose did reciprocate" because of one mumbled thing Sugar said in an interview:
>"I wouldn't say [PearlRose love] it was unreciprocated..."
Why push for the confirmation that Rose loved her like she did back? It's painful.
>>82785821
that is a good point, however rebecca seemed to imply that rose may have.
>>82785779Does Stevonnie have a dick?
>>82785809
And now that I've just been reminded that if Steven dies, Roses come back, the circle will just continue. For fuck sake, why is her existence so shitty?
I swear this character's got some real villain potential, she's gonna lose it and go rogue at some point. I mean, she kicked Sugilite's ass once, she could do massive damage if she loses it.
>>82785603
I'm pretty sure she's for fug too
>>82785843
hey man whatever floats your boat
I won't judge
>>82785532
Only for steven
how long until Lion dies?
>>82785806
Oh wait it was in fact a new clip. I figured it was the 3 second thing from the CN promo reel from yesterday. But now that I actually watched the the whole thing, she's definitely talking about her and Steven's drill adventure
>>82785532
>>82785843
Connie is shit and if you keep saying she's for fug without going into excessive detail of how you would do so then you need to leave.
>>82785839
stevonnie retains all steven's shapeshifting abilities
presumably
>>82785782
hope we see her, it'd be interesting having a villain so connected to peridot's past.
>>82785839
>>82785879
I think Lion gets to make it through the whole thing
>>82785839
Imagine something between a large clitoris and a small penis, with a vaginal canal between the balls.
>>82785929
>between the balls.
>implying each testicle has its own, separate scrotum
>>82785948
Yes, that what I implied.
One ball on either side of the lips.
>>82785879
When Steven Learns to teleport, then Lion will fade away.
>>82785929
>with a vaginal canal between the balls.
I implore you to reconsider.
I COULD SHOW YOU HOW TO
>>82785987
How to what? Finish a sentence?
>>82780851
what if stevister
imagine steven fused with all the fucking cluster into 1 giant halfwomen-halfman-space-destroyer!
>waifufags
>>82785963
this is something you've made in Spore, isn't it
>>82785169
>amedot
not Amenaldo, finally a drawfag made one
>>82786112
probably only did it because some autist payed him money
>>82786137
And then we got Fluorite.
Gimme a prompt to writefag about
I'm only really ok at feelsy stuff but i'm happy to try anything
>>82786049
ain't nuthin wrong with waifus
just, don't get /trash/y
>>82785852
thanks anon
>>82785886
connie is great, and she's a good character too. I'd like to spend time with her watching movies, reading or just going to walk too . she's for love
>>82786166
Or, if I had bothered to look at the fucking image before I posted it, Atlantisite, whatever works I guess.
>>82786173
Stevonnie seduces Peridot
>>82786173
Steven discovers that Amethyst and Peridot are dating
>>82786173
Have you written anything else before? got a pastebin?
>>82786173
Peridot learning about human life
I s peedee gay?
>>82786173
One of the gems (Either amethyst or pearl or both if you care) discover the human tradition known as: Prostitution
>>82780888
are this one of the snake ppls
>>82786220
Funny you posted Mrs. M
I once wrote a short, little thing where the idea was she came home from a failed operation and started drinking
I could post it if you want
Sure, I love sad stuff.
>>82786173
jasper talking with one of the crystal gems about Stuffâ„¢. either about the kindergarten with amethyst, fusion with garnet, the gem war with pearl, rose's new form with steven, or their past serving under yellow diamond with peridot.
>>82786173
Peridot nerding out with Ronaldo over Camp Pining Hearts.
>>82786173
Amethyst defending Ronaldo from YD
>>82786173
Lars getting a handjob from Armstrong behind the Big Donut and then giving him a bj and worshipping his nuts, swallowing in return after he cums?
>>82779986
>That same old world promo
>>82786296
Are you sure it's not the other way around?
>>82786312
could be either way
>>82786312
YD defending Ronaldo from Amethyst?
>>82786173
>>82786334
Yellow Diamond X Ronaldo?
>>82786343
Stop this Sin
>>82786343
aGOREable
>>82786220
http://pastebin.com/1wDifNrH
First actual SU related green, originally posted in the /trash/
Started on
>>82786244
>>82786285
Not a fan of creating shit to only be fucked by the show's actuality
>>82786291
>>82786343
>>82786334
>>82786296
What the fuck is all this ronaldo posting jesus
>>82786243
why think so
>>82786173
Gemlings
>>82786370
Dahve please, Ronaldo is into femdom and BDSM so YD is his perfect match or Ame if you want
>>82785585
u clods
>>82786416
Suck a dick Peridot
>jaspearl
What the actual fuck
It's like a sexual ship YDxSteven, it's just beyond my imagination
>>82786444
*my
>>82786460
BD is cooler
What happens when the Rubies find out only four of them came to Earth?
>>82786469
Nice pun.
>>82786416
>>82786409
>Bifurcated arms.
Why do Jasper fusions always look so weird? Aand why are they always fucking huge?
I'm half expecting someone to make a Jasper+Garnet fusion as tall as the temple fusion sculpture with three rotating arms at this point.
>>82786470
They're so dumb it hurts
Unless they kill one of 'em
>>82786489
its internet
everyone's cute there
>>82786494
Sugilite's arms are basically like that.
Except it's nigh impossible to find fanart that actually draws her arms like that.
>>82786470
Either there's a fifth Ruby they beat up and replaced with their Ruby, or the Crystal Gem Ruby manages to somehow convince them that hes just been stuck on the planet this whole time
>>82786494
It would follow suit with Sugilite. Also Amethyst, a very short version of Jasper, makes a fuck huge creature. Jasper fused and was as big as Alexandrite. Is it not fair to assume any fusion she does would be massive?
>>82786460
>wedding ring catalogue
So you've got a Diamond sub fetish, huh, Yellow Pearl?
>>82786530
>hes
>>82786530
>ruby
>he
>>82780938
There's my happy Lappy.
>>82783352
>Smokey Quartz
Steven's cool Gem uncle
If humans mastered destabilizing tech we could capture gems and place them in appliances and vehicles, solving the world's energy crisis instantly
A little late, but the first two episodes of Season """3""" (in line with Cartoon Network's rebranding of pre-produced content being relabeled to technically fulfill contract requirements) are kind of weak. Episode 3 was pretty much entirely spoiled by leaks and the parts that weren't spoiled didn't fit particulally well. And Episode 2 was rather anti-climactic, solving the season-old problem of the cluster with some hand-wavy Steven power of communicative development. In other words "everyone (even a tumultuous hivemind) gets along because it's pretty for everyone to get along)." Here's hoping the rest goes down smoother.
>>82783352
>dumortierite quartz
That hipster sniper with dunk voice, you know the one
>>82785459
No love for Prasiolite, Onyx, Aventurine or Tigers Eye?
>>82786589
>VA: Snoop Dogg.
>>82782111
Dat puppymouth.
>>82785743
I reminded of that one episode of Malcolm in the Middle...
>>82782738
You sir have no taste.
>>82786613
No
I mean no there will be some love for them
>>82786704
fucking non america fag
>>82786730
>muh retarded date format
>patriot much
>>82785153awh, Peridot's gonna stumble over telling them about what Steven said
>>82782370
I think she's the most bonkers of the Diamond Authority. Where as YD is more militaristic and BD is more aristocratic and methodical, WD is the wild card. She's going to be the final villain of the show, mark my words.
>>82786804
>villain
Wouldn't say so. More like something among the lines of antihero.
I've just watched "The Answer" in Spanish.
They kept calling Ruby with male pronouns, I'm not sure if it's a translation error or a subtle censorship.
>>82786893
A link, hombre?
>>82786893
By spanish you mean the south american dub or the european spanish dub?
>>82786908
I watched it on TV, on the same channel that leaked all that stuff recently.
>>82786908
I think it literally just aired. I wasn't able to watch it, but there's a blog that uploads the new episodes eventually.
>>82786920
European.
>>82786937
So they called Ruby "el"?
>>82786947
Yeah, this being a language with gendered nouns and adjectives, all the ruby warriors were treated as male.
>>82786893
So what is the plot? Do they replace HW ruby with Garnet's?
>>82786967
Extraño, I'll have to see the episode when I can.
When will the "french" episodes air again?
Can Lamar be thought of as SU's Somvilay? I've heard nothing but bad things about him
>>82786981
I don't understand your question. The plot is the same, they just changed the way of referring Ruby.
>>82786996
Yes.
>>82783739
Wouldn't kill him and in doing so would realize she cares more about Steven than she ever did about Rose.
It'd help her move on if anything.
>>82786994
May 19th is the next I think.
>>82781062
>>82781221
I'd just like to know, will this work with Pathfinder, too?
>>82785787
The really fucked up part is that Pearl said "that random dude who lives in a van and plays guitar" was many dudes over the millennia that Pearl had to watch Rose hook up with.
>>82783039
>>82786460
So how difficult do you think it'd be to convince Sugar/Cartoon Network to set up a Payton for SU.
With the deal being they fuck right off with all this Bomb Bollocks and get an actual schedule in return for direct pay month on month, adverts are only worth $300 a pop at prime time.
Maybe if we get high enough to cover the cost of the advertising space between they could get the whole 30 minute slot and make each episode an extra 4 minutes long.
>>82787018
Ty for clarifyingI dread when he decides to do his Red Throne fucks up the story of the entire show
>>82787155
thats really cute actually
Man, cant wait to see how this unfolds, its going to be bumpy
>>82786967
But do the Rubies still have a female >>82786967
VA?
>>82787202
I haven't watched that episode, but in the spanish dub of Keystone Motel Ruby had a femenine voice.
Kind of, not your typical girl voice but it was femenine.
Does Steven love her?
>>82787126
How many times do you think Pearl just sat back and sadly watched Rose 'play' with her humans?
>>82787202
Yeah, Ruby has always the same VA, the typical androgynous voice of a woman acting as a kid.
In fact, that same VA voices Luke in the Professor Layton games, and he sounds exactly the same.
>>82787164
I really doubt the shitting schedule is creating a bigger hype. If I learned anything it's that the masses will only stay fans of a series for so long until they jump on the hypetrain of other series or just don't watch anything anymore due to work or something.
Hell I barely even care about SU anymore as soon as the next hiatus starts. I just almost forget about it and only visit a thread every 2 or 3 months to see if it has started again.
>>82787242not in the same way he loves peridot
>>82780283
here, fixed it
>>82787242
he thinks shes pretty great
>>82787242
Probably more than anyone ever has.
I mean we already know that Rose had a tendency to play with her lovers and before Greg could be rather cruel in how she found others amusing and toyed with them.
Rose cared about Pearl in the same way I'd guess that you might care about a pet.
Steven meanwhile sincerely cares about Pearl, loves her unconditionally as a child loves its mother and hasn't hesitated to risk his life to try and make sure she's alright.
He cares about her a fuckalotta.
>>82787291
Single adoptive mother Pearl is the best.
>>82787289
Great fix!
>>82787331
it is quite nice
that bottom pic though, damn
>>82787253
Do you know how many breads you have eaten in your life?
>>82780145
dat amybutt
>>82787368
yes at least 3 bread
>>82787368
about 17500 breads
>>82787331
source pls
;_;
>>82786460
>Talking shit about Jaspearl
Jaspearl is literaly the best ship. Even above Stevidot.
>>82787368
I love the art and all, but didn't they pick the star after Steven was born? They didn't have the star when Greg met them, did they?
Why is Lars such a faggot
Why is Ronaldo such a faggot
>>82787012
>No left behind Jasper
Missed opportunity
>>82787485
>>82787193
Who is the artist?
>>82787530
this is spreading like wild fire
and all i can do is bring the marshmallows
>>82787497
Ay, i take offence to that
but jaspearl is a nice ship to look at
>>82786460
I don't like Jaspearl either, but I'm gonna go ahead and ship sexual YDxSteven.
>>82787554
brideake
>>82787487
Ah, I just happen to have the artists DA account saved right here:
http://author45.deviantart.com/
oops
>>82787331
>Dress under labcoat
>Open Labcoat
>Drinking near workspace with chemicals
>HIGH HEELS
0/10 would not science with
>>82787576
its cruel that this artist and dou hong dont even work on the show
>>82787449
ftfy
I want Steven to help Pearl realise that she's nowhere near as useless as she thinks she is.
>>82787618
I just want to know what exactly it means that Pearl is defective.
>>82786460
BOI, I can one up you
time to expand your imagination cause look what i found
>>82787638
Free thought, or something.
I dunno.
>>82787647
...what the hell i like it
>>82787618
That already happened in Coach Steven. Pearl becomes a god when she has someone believing in her.
>>82787618
Can he do the same with me?
So what's gonna happen with Lapis?
>>82787708
She's getting married.
>>82787570
You ill hump
I like Stevidot the most, but I like Lapiven and Stevonnie as well
But why is Stevidot the only good ship for Peridot?
>>82787782
did you mean 'you ill hump' or 'You, I'll hump'
>>82787787
Because Steven is the alpha of HW gems harem
>>82787787
amedot is good, what's wrong with it?
>>82787808
>alpha
dumb furry poster
>>82787801
I meant "you sick fuck" you sick fuck
>>82787811
Mainly because Amethyst interacts with Peridot the exact way she interacts with everyone else, save maybe for Greg.
>>82787811
Ignore him, Amedot so far makes the most sense. I'm curious how Lapis and Peridot will interact in future episodes, so who knows they might grow even closer. But personally I think those two will remain friends while I could see Amy and Peri become even more than that. It mostly depends how much time the Crewniverse are willing to spend time on developing potential romances. Maybe it remains being something very subtle anyway
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>82787825
is it normal that i think stevidot feels much much cuter than stevonnie
>>82788022
Not necessarily, though it kinds of depends on the context.
>>82787825
should have gone with 'you rancid fornication'
>>82787825
Don't shipshame me please, I just want Yellow Diamond to "purify" Steven.
>>82788048
>aaand he didn't find any sexual pics w/ steven and yellow diamond. The end.
>>82788082
It's hard to find pics of a ship that has just been made.
>>82788089
>~7,5 meter long tiran with hardlight body
>~1,2 meter long child with organic body
After the first pic it will already end.
>>82788127
Okay then, what about Yellow PearlxYellow Steven?
>>82788140
>yellow steven wears crocs
>>82788155
ULTIMATE EVIL
>>82788140
Thirsty and ill-minded Yellow Pearl corrupts Steven into fucking her by some lies.
Then Pearl learns it, everyone feels uneasy, angry, dazed and guilty (except for Steven, he is happy).
Along the way Yellow Pearl brings to YD half-gem's genetic material for experiments...
Damn, did you bite me or something? I feel dirty.
So it's alright.
PAGE 10 NEW THREAD SEE YOU FUCKS TOMORROWI love you /sug/, never change
WHERE IS THE NEW THREAD
>>82788127
Zes meter, hooguit.
>>82788309
Page 11.
>>82788391
>>82788391
>>82788391
NEW THREAD
inb4 cool steven.gif
>>82788309
Migrate whenever.
>>82788398
>>82788398
>>82788398
>>82781392
>>82781379
>our Steven is one of an 80 year long repeating cycle of stevens