ITT: Out of Context comic panels.
>>82753605
Wait, whos a racist?
>being racist is now equivalent murder
>>82753749
What specific comic?
>>82753762
Transfromers: More Than Meets The Eye
>>82753762
IDW's Transformers: More Than Meets The Eye #3
>>82753605
This is Uncle Ben
>>82753777
Checked.
Never read any transformers comics. Any worth reading?
>>82753807
Gake and fay.
>>82753850
Marvel is full of 80's wackiness
IDW's main G1 series has high ups and downs but most of the current stuff is highly praised (check out Last Stand of the Wreckers as a sample)
IDW's TF vs G.I. Joe is fucking insane (pic)
>>82753830
Of course he's sterile, he's got the down's.
>>82753850
Ohboyherewego.
Yeah. The IDWverse for Transformers has been pretty great. It's had creative ups and downs, but MtMtE is really fantastic. It starts with the Death of Optimus Prime one shot, which also debuted its twin ongoing Robots in Disguise, now just named Transformers. Before that by MtMtE's author was Last Stand of the Wreckers which was fantastic.
Although honestly I suggest just reading the whole of the IDW universe. The beginning Furman era was pretty good. The All Hail Megatron era was a bit shit, but it reads fast. The Costa ongoing era was... well shaky at times but it had some great highs. Then once More than Meets the Eye/Robots in Disguise started the whole things been very good, aside from one or two moments where Hasbro stepped in and told them it was time to sell one toy or another. MtMtE's author also did some cowriter work on the tail end of the Costa ongoing which reads well and starts to show off his style a bit, before he was handed his own series.
>>82753874
Iron Man's face creeps me out. I guess I'm not used to seeing Tony's real eyes through the eyeholes.
>>82753743
in comics, pretty much everyone has killed someone but no-one is ever racist
so I guess yes
>>82753830
>
>>82753932
Is there some sort of omnibus I can buy? Or some collection in general?
>>82754150
>>82753932
Actually that was easier to find than I thought. The IDW collections?
>>82754166
There should still be a mega of pretty much everything. Don't know if it's being updated now that the general isn't really around anymore.
Here, I guess I still had it bookmarked:
chrome:
//mega/content/secure.html#F!Ax4nUCCT!_5vN--HYA1R6ahJUNcx-wQ
>>82754282
Cool. I'll check it out more but I'd honestly prefer to own them if there good.
>>82754395
I'm pretty sure it's all on Google play although if it's anything like there pony comics they just stop bothering to keep them labled as a series and your library gets cluttered as fuck
>>82754395
One of the most recent issues showed Omnibuses for the recent IDW runs were available/going to be available. I'm sure there are collections for the previous IDW arcs, but I'm not sure if there are Omnibuses or if they'd even still be available. Just check for series names on the tfwiki and then search Amazon.
Technicly 2 panels but it's all I got of this page
>>82753605
>Outrage.png
>>82753953
It's the nose that does it for me
My favorite.
>>82754166
Yeah. There's a Phase 2 set for the new stuff, and just a collection for the old.
The order for the original Furman stuff is a bit weird, but you'd get by.
>>82753605
I like Spider noir, then spider verse got my hopes up and web warriors just keeps shitting on me.
>>82754920
It looks like he has a boner in the middle of his face.
>>82756168
>Batman grabs him by the collar with both hands.
>Gets face to face, looks him dead in the eye.
>"I wanted strawberry."
>>82755243
I keep seeing panels from this.
What the hell is the context here?
>>82753932
>The Costa ongoing era was... well shaky at times but it had some great highs.
don't even get me started on that guy
>>82757599
villains use Kraven the Hunter to track down and incredibly powerful girl. of course, you don't hunt the most dangerous kind of prey, you trap it, and what better bait for a little girl than a birthday party?
>>82757463
>filename
Ha!
>>82757786
That's...actually a really clever use of Kraven.
Posting a classic
>>82758021
>>82754422
Xavier has some mighty balls.
>>82758160
>Totally not a pedophile!
>>82758215
Lucky Asgardian ladies.
>>82754805
Even in context ,it doesn't make sense
Is using Superior Foes cheating?
>>82758237
Cones are his spinach, ice cream gave him courage each time Magneto kidnapped Olive Oil
>>82758168
The symbiote is so in love it makes me giggle.
>>82758168
What issue ?
>>82754891
Bruce made his own pair of Hulk gloves?
>>82758273
>filename
>>82758342
>>82758168
Secret wars Spider-verse, I think issue 2 or 3.
>>82758342
Is that motherfucking Wolverine on thr middle right?
>>82758251
That is completely in context though. What is there to not understand?
>>82758215
Best comic of all time.
>>82758427
Looks like, dude is just standing there ready to murder em all
>>82758386
It started to seem easier at first then it became equally as horrible
>>82758495
Yeap, thats Wolverine for ya.
>>82758427
It's the Owl.
>>82758237
He can just turn off the part of Punisher's brain that lets him walk if it comes down to it man.
>>82758325
I spit out my coffee fuck you.
>>82758427
It's the Owl.
>>82758427
The Owl.
They go to the same hairdresser.
>>82758601
I loved this comic.
>>82755243
Is this from standoff?
>>82758238
Doesn't he have a daughter?
>Kravens daughter
God knows how that must have been difficult too raise.
>>82758215
Wade doesn't look enough like beef jerky here to me.
>>82758809
He didn't, he was dead when she was growing up, but she did turn into his favorite offspring by the end of Grim Hunt
>>82758641
what the fuck is happening
>>82758298
No it does not
>>82759589
What am I looking at?
>>82754422
This is pretty adorable I'd like to think he's done this same thing with Logan.
>>82759695
boobs
giant boobs
>>82758641
>Where's Namor?
>>82758641
I'd dare to say that it's literally perfect.
>>82759460
Deadpool + Infinity Gauntlet = A fun yet disturbing tale
>>82754282
>//mega/content/secure.html#F!Ax4nUCCT!_5vN--HYA1R6ahJUNcx-wQ
I'm stupid, how do I get this link to work?
>>82759726
Giant teenager boobs
>>82758021
*klever
Someone post the spinal column penis
>>82758641
>"Though I've never killed a guy in a wheelchair! "
>" Summers, im looking at you"
Fucking died right there
>>82753605
>what people think of keemstar.jpg
>>82760409
>>82760468
>>82760468
Hey I've read that issue. Seeing Matt's eyes is fucking disturbing.
>>82760098
Os Bombshells actually good or is it just for waifufags
>>82760514
Did the Beyonder wipe?
>>82760993
it's up and down
mostly down
>>82758386
Is Lenin Mummies a thing? It should be a thing.
>>82755243
Holy crap, I didn't believe Kraven's plan would actually work
>>82753605
>>82754891
>That art.
Jesus Christ, it's horrible.
>>82759000
His body's in constant flux because of the whole healing factor cancer thing.
>>82761290
Who taught John Cena and Hulk Hogan the fusion dance?
Well you said Comic panels
And this technically came from a comic so....
>>82754805
Another fool falls for the Baseball game.
>>82759885
sooooo deadpool vs thanos?
>>82754805
I just want to know what kind of fucked up comic this came from.
>>82761906
Not exactly.
Just read the damn story, it's part of Deadpool #250. The last issue before Secret Wars.
>>82758641
>"I wish I was deaf and not blind!"
Daredevil's blindness will never stop being hilarious.
>>82759212
*only offspring
>>82761254
>Kraven the Hunter
>Traps not working
does not compute
>>82762062
Didn't she have others? I know it ended with Kraven sending her off in the jungle to kill her older brother.
>>82753982
You've never read Wally West as Kid Flash then
>>82758273
hot
>>82762100
that's the joke
>>82762295
Ah, alright, I thought I'd missed something aboit Mrs Kravenoff having illegitimate kids before Kraven knocked her up proper with the pysco blonde.
>>82762282
Sauce
>>82762379
whoops didnt mean to quote
>>82762415
Howard the duck max
>>82762426
I love this because it shows how stupid Civil War was
>>82762426
Y'know how Penance's suit had spikes in it to trigger his powers?
Really hoping the same isn't true for P-Cat.
>>82762580
kinda related, don't cats have spikey dicks?
>>82762379
What is this from
I need more Herc in my life
>>82762623
Barbs, yes.
>>82762575
Is that really Strange?
>>82762694
Secret Wars 2099
>>82762694
Avengers 2099, Secret Wars
>>82762714
he was going through a rough time
>>82762253
I believe your referring to those panels frequently posted without context in which Wally is racist towards another Titan.
That's from a comic in which a villain somehow reverts a whole town back to a 50's mentality, Wally included.
So Luke fucked her right?
>>82762714
Sure is. Dude takes his baseball seriously.
>>82762714
No, it's pretty common for umpires to be shitty at their jobs.
>>82762858
Isn't he more of a hockey fan?
>>82762836
I meant to post an image to fit with the thread but I forgot and the moment is gone now
>>82762870
WAKKA WAKKA~
>>82761254
>doubting Kravinoff
The dude is wearing five different animals.
>>82762870
This. Baseball is boring as shit. It's not about the game, it's about hating the umpire.
>>82762876
Bendis wouldn't know Strange if the guy zapped him in the dick, and it was Bendis who said he was a hockey fan. So, no.
Why was Joker such a great dad?
>>82762990
And Batman gets all his kids killed...
>>82763040
I'm not that counts when Joker killed one and the Al Ghuls the other.
>>82763040
To be fair, the gorrila did die. I think his jetpack exploded or something
>>82754891
>not including the WHAMMO
>>82761435
>horrible
Nah, you just have shit taste.
>>82762282
>You're asking the wrong species
hohoho i get it
cuz ducks rape a lot
>>82761976
It's from Hellblazer, anon.
>>82758386
Is that an interociter?
>>82758386
I love the spider nesting dolls
>>82758160
Jesus Christ what run is this from?
>>82753953
I kinda like it. Makes him less robot like and makes it look less like a helmet and more like a mask
>>82764045
Nick Spencers' Cap run I think. Either that or one of the Standoff issues he wrote
>>82758215
>Whor
Issue ruined.
Fuck you Kelly, you used to be good.
>>82764177
/v/ in a nutshell
>>82758342
I love that the deadly ninjas are just a warmup for nunchaku master
>>82758223
>masked potato
>>82758223
>Masked potato
>tfw the news thinks your face is a mask
>>82759739
What is this from?
>>82753605
>>82764930
So what is the deal with Cho's Spidergwen outrage? Did he just pick her to be outraged because she's a recent popular female superhero, or is there a story behind it?
>>82765543
he drew a cover of her after that Manara Spider-woman cover, Spider-Gwen's designer got real fuckin' mad, Cho started Outrage Gwen to troll him
>>82765543
The guy who designed the outfit had a shitfit on twitter over spider-gwen porn/cheesecake if I remember right
>>82765543
iirc he drew Spider-Gwen in a sexy pose and her creator and his legion of tumblrtards got butt-flustered
>>82765588
>>82765600
>>82765629
Ah, now that you mention it I do vaguely remember something about that. It gets hard to keep track with how much outrage he causes
>>82764204
>>82764764
Same as >>82758641, Deadpool #250.
>>82762990
>Joker is so nice he adopts orphaned African children
How can anyone hate him? He's like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
>>82766257
I really have no idea
>The Joker will never adopt you
oh well, maybe I'll luck out and end up with Bruce Wayne
>>82765588
Is that the reason huh, I always thought it was to make fun of the people that say they love spidergwen but don't read her stuff.
>>82766257
>>82766421
Madonna.png
>>82761872
kek underrated post
>>82762561
Sauce?
>>82766421
I need sauce on this comic
>>82761290
I really need to know where this is from.
>>82765600
yeah and it was super weird. He called himself her father and talked about protecting his daughter and then basically said he could beat up Cho.
Man it was super weird.
>>82764666
>>82767107
Ugh
It really is ok when they do it.
>>82766421
>Joker's jostled jimmies
>>82755243
Not so weird considering Kraven is meant to be an old english aristocrat big-game hunter stereotype... from russia.
>>82767107
>>82753605
>Being a bigot is as bad as being a murdering thief
>Men are just garbage am i right guys
I'm not even surprised how can anyone still read Marvel these days
>>82758303
Dude doesn't get enough props. And he's not all sureeal and on drugs or Vertigo like Morrison. It's kosher, but stick to the high spots. Don't need to wear it out.
>>82762714
Just because you're Sorcerer Supreme doesn't mean you can't have hobbies.I know he isn't in that book, but that's not the point
>>82759695
Kid Arachnid discovering his outfit is suddenly too tight.
>>82762845
Not yet. He's waiting until his wife and Bendis aren't watching.
>>82764148
It's the first big crossover event in I don't know how long that was actually good.
>>82758273
>>82767076
And then he said, he wasn't being literal about going all navy seals copypasta, just wanted to boot Cho out of the industry or whatever. And then Cho sent him a copy of his how to draw book and some preparation H.
It's like some sort of Junior high school rap beef.
>>82767573
Imperial Russia was a thing too, you know.
>>82769208
I might be against Cho being such a kid but Robbi is an amazingly unbearable faggot
>>82768513
>"Gosh, isn't it funny how fragile masculinity is? I mean they get so mad we can say all the bullshit about men that we want while they can't say anything about us or its misogynist hatespeech."
>>82766579
http://www.valsalia.com/
>>82753953
Doom's got the same thing.
>>82758259
christ.
>>82770208
when did stockholms syndrome become laudable?
>>82770284
the feminist is actually Quinn herself in disguise.
but to answer your question, Beauty and the Beast.
>>82770367
I'm aware I'm wondering who decided a murdeous psycho who's in an abusive relationship is a rolemodel.
nevermind that beauty and the beast is a radically different story from what disney made
>>82770208
That's a pretty fucked up thing to say to someone.
>>82763855
Geez that's an obscure reference
>>82770208
>Feminist role-model
Holy shit since fucking when? She was a doctor till she fell in love and became a crazy criminal
>>82761659
Oh Fleetway, you had such fucking highs it beggars belief sometimes.
This isn't one of them.
>>82770208
A criminal is not a role model was she helping Renee Montoya when she broke her arm?
>>82759954
If you're still here, you need to copy the "chrome:" part too. Since it's a line break, it should paste together in the address bar without any spaces.
I did that because 4chan gets kind of touchy about some links some times.
>>82770868
Is this by Taylor?
>>82769314
>das HATESSPPEECCHH!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTOoYxOf92s
when did marvel go so wrong? I just wish tumblr would go
>>82764177
/b/ 2016
>>82771430
>MARKMARKMARK
>take a hike
>i don't like you
I can never get mad at this video
>>82770252
>implying /pol/ is against pornography
That's the only way any of them will ever see a vagina.
>>82771430
>this man
I legit couldn't tell.
>>82767107
>my boyfriend bought tickets to a show and then I broke up with him and he threw the tickets in the sewer and now I can't scalp them abloo bloo bloo
>>82770868
>>82771194
I think I remember that arc. Mag's wants the X-Men out of commission so he builds a machine that retards their mental capabilities to that of two year old children, complete with a nanny-bot to take care of them.
Written by Claremont. Because of course it was.
>>82771430
Jesus forgives, but Mark will fuck you up.
>>82762739
Jesus, that's fucking horrible.
>>82757577
WHAT THE FUCK
>>82758282
>Adam kent is being used as a fucking amazonian breeding stud as we speak
>>82757577
>>82773980
It's not an edit either.
>>82758082
>>82764177
This oughta be a banner.
>>82773114
Is this Golden Age? We need more Golden Age stuff in here. How about that time Superman went back in time to avoid paying rent?
>>82761435
you are horrible, please go and suck the unreadeable dick of Alex Ross
>>82758641
>I wish I was deaf not blind.
>Also, where's Namor?
>We'll make sure she's returned to obscurity after the roast.
Holy fuck.
What run is this from?
I gotta read this.
>>82777588
deadpool #250
>>82772232
Are you hating on Claremont?
>>82758160
I was going to post that
>>82772502
I forgot. Is that Chip that got hit by a truck or a different squirrel?
>>82766421
And then he turn edgy. What happened
>>82753605
What did Noir do that was racist? I thought he was a commie anyway.
>>82771430
Well he's not wrong. But he's responding in an awful way.
>>82779218
Isn't he from early 20th century America?
To social justice weenies, everyone from that era is a sexist, racist, misogynist
>>82753850
The mainline transformers comic for idw is pretty solid
MTMTE is some nifty science fantasy, but they made it real gay. Like, literally, huge parts of the plot revolves around two male robots in love. And one kinda rapes the other. As much of rape as a species that doesn't have sex can do, I suppose.
But the mainline comic is basically all about war, takes a turn to focus on what is basically a robot version of germany after WWII.
Other than that, the latter half of the original marvel run is dynamite.
>>82761692
>not "DeadpoolSavesHumanity"
>>82763040
yeah, but they get better.
>>82762876
Strange has always been a big baseball fan.
>>82762379
why are 2 of the girls so tan?
are they black?
Its not often we see someone non-black that's tanner than Herc.
>>82776624
What is with you children confusing the Golden Age and the Silver Age? They're nothing alike. You can't mistake one for another.
Is it REALLY that one shitty motivational of Jimmy riding the hot dog that mixed the two up, and you've all been taking it as some sort of gosipal ever since?
>>82775318
I actually have this issue, Wha-Huh?!? from like 1991. He also makes galactus write something about not eating planets on a chalkboard.
>>82760995
More importantly (for Pete,) did he flush?
>>82770208
"Harley Quinn was a mistake"
-Bruce Timm
>>82758371
>supes face
>>82764148
IT be great if he finished Bedlam though.
>>82763134
Fuck, I miss badass no-nonsense May. Old school May would never believe Otto was actually Pete.
>>82775240
「Vitamin C」
>>82782755
I mean she figured out fucking Chameleon wasn't Pete with such certainty that she poisoned him, and he's a much better impressionist than Otto
>>82758298
Yes, it does. Constantine is watching "stories made real" - Pooh Bear in this case, taking a man down to be tortured and killed. All happy-like ;-)
>>82758282
What was that one post, about how they slogged through years of shit comics and dumb events or something, but it was all redeemed by this picture of Wonder Woman holding a jar of Superman's sperm.
>>82763134
Damn, May ain't taking any of his shit
>>82782874
Exactly the story I was thinking of. Shit makes me so mad.
Not as mad as OMD but pretty mad.
>>82775240
What strikes me as hilarious, aside from their reactions, is the fact that she *didn't drop the cup*.
>>82782755
>>82782874
>>82783189
And yet it took her a decade or so in universe to figure out that Peter was actually Spiderman.
>>82781631
Ok, why don't you list the differences so I can tell?
>>82753902
>pretend to be dead
>in order to lure giant robots to your funeral on an aircraft carrier
>so they can dump you and all your friends into the sea
Holy shit that was a terrible plan.
>>82783497
Wait. This looks unfamiliar.
DID THEY FINALLY POST A NEW PART?
>>82758298
sure it does. fictions are not allowed to walk in the realm of man until they enter the public domain. the man had become more myth and rumor than real, making him in violation of the law
>>82782874
She was such a badass during that run.
>>82783304
Most writer feel she knew around issue 200. Which is around 8 or so years (him graduating high school and I want to say he is out of college then). And really why should she think she nerdy nephew was Spidey? He lived with her as Spidey for about 3 years but that was still during his high school part and for a good while she was out of the house to rest from giving her his radioactive blood.
>>82783589almonds is cyanide tho
>>82783671
Thought cyanide was mostly in fruit pits. Like peaches.
>>82753605
What is the context of this?
>>82760995
>>82782042
The most important question is, did he even make it to the toilet?
>>82762561
Looks like two Discords from MLP in drag.
What strange furry porn webcomic is this?
>>82783723
bitter almonds can give you cyanide poisoning
>>82764930
I like how the artist went out of their way to give Spiderman a little dick bulge poking out from under the tightly cinched apron.
>>82784002
I think you've just got dicks on the mind, anon
>>82784053
>filename
>>82775240
And she never dropped the smile on her face
What a trooper
>>82783972
I don't remember seeing this page in the latest Ultimates issue
>>82783905
Out of Placers. It's about a guy who gets District 9'd into a female member of a vaguely kobold-like scavenger species and how he/she deals with these new circumstances.
>>82784300
it was the one before. After Galactus sends the Ultimates back, he gets into an argument with Chaos and Order, then Molecule Man invites him over for a chat
>>82784423
Welp time to track down and read a missed issue.
>>82782874
To be fair Otto did have Peter's memories.
I think there's enough instances of 'asshole spirit animals' in comics that you could start a folder for them
>>82784546
then he deleted them
>>82760468
>BABY FUCK BABY FUCK IT'S AWWRIGHT
>>82761290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V0GpJlEmpQ started playing in my head automatically.
>>82758371
This even funnier now that wally is black.
>>82784557
To be fair, having a trickster spirit as your spirit animal is just asking for trouble.
>>82758342
they'll NEVER get passed that slow loris... this is about to get shakespearean cuz those heroes are about to get tragic!
>>82785051
Is Blacksad good?
>>82761105
HOLY SHIT IT'S GERALDO RIVERA
>>82785176
exceedingly
>>82785176
the art seems great
>>82770284
>>82770367
every time a parent tells their daughter that she's a "princess"
>>82761290
Composite Cena?
>>82785698
I sense the Hypercrisis at work here.
Praise Be To Morrison.
>>82785723
Is this the first known instance of an R63 Wondy?
>>82766893
This thing
>>82785698
Sweet christ reading this gave me an aneurysm
>>82757999
There are so many more TF2 panels you could have used. Pic related.
>>82758237
balls so big he needs a wheelchair to hold them
>>82785944
>Scout's worst double dates
heh
>>82786118
we're never gonna see May Parker again
>>82785698
That's an edit.
>>82786211
That's an edit.
>>82786211
If anything this is even less helpful
>>82786215
This whole event was tasteless to me.
>>82767107
Blame Leth's mom for that shit.
>>82758325
Who is Olive Oil?
>>82785989
You fucker, now I got hot chicken noodles coming out of my fucking nose!
>>82786293
it's spelled Oyl, actually
Courtesy of Cereal King.
>>82786332
This panel right here? I want it in the MCU. Maybe after Thanos gives Rogers a major beatdiwn and Tony is forced to try to give him CPR.
>>82785028
>/m/'s reaction to the toku bugmen invasion.jpg
>>82785028
>Hunter x Hunter
>>82785989
kek
>>82770975
Maybe I'm an idiot, but either I'm doing something wrong or it's not working?
>>82778504
Nope, it's B'Dg, I believe.
>>82759726
>Kamala
>boobs
She's a chestlet
>>82786879
Maybe 4chan will accept it, I never really know how the filters on these work.
>chrome://mega/content/secure.html#F!Ax4nUCCT!_5vN--HYA1R6ahJUNcx-wQ
You'll have to copy paste everything on that line after the arrow, because 4chan doesn't inherently recognize it as a link. Nor does firefox, so you can't just select it and right click. not sure about other browsers.
>>82785028
>>82785051
The fuck is this?
>>82787052
No, I mean, I copied it all to my browser bar, in Chrome, and it gives me a "can't access" message.
>>82787197
Furry rape porn
>>82787240Is it good?
>>82785698
>ol dirty bastard writes a superman comic
>>82786276
Didn't an earlier strip say she had a shitty relationship with her parents, which still hadn't changed?
>>82786601
Even he himself looks skeptical of what he just said
>>82786130
Depends how long the MCU lasts.
>>82758160
>the same panel twice, only one has text
Why though? I realize they were going for the pause effect, but literally nobody takes the time to stare at a blank panel for 5 seconds before reading the next.
>>82783908
It's not the food, it's the taste
>>82787451
we're not gonna get an Earth-X trilogy until they get the mutant rights back, which might not happen for decades
>>82783723
It is. See, the peach is a close relative of the almond, I think, and has inside its pit, a small almond shaped seed of its own. The difference is that that one tastes bitter and has cyanide in it.
>>82787464
Is that panel from Earth X? I thought Mayday Parker was from a different reality. Looking it up, it says "Earth-982"
>>82754422
>Don't make me levitate out of this chair
>>82787452
>5 seconds
You read slow.
>>82787452
Because it's cheaper to reuse panels for pause effects than it is to draw a new panel for it
>>82787543
there's a 'May Parker' from Earth-X who bonded with the venom symbiote and got that red, veiny look
and then there's 'May 'Mayday' Parker' from MC2 who has a symbiote clone-sibling and DarkDevil for a cousin
they met once.
the panel you posted is from Exiles, there was a run where a Kang recruited a bunch of people from different universes to fight some big threat, and Venom-X May was one of those recruits
>>82754723
The avatar of an Egyptian God hates jews , no surprise here...
>>82787619
why is he so swole?
>>82787616
>the panel you posted
I didn't post it, I was actually commenting that I thought we might get "Mayday" Parker in the MCU if they milk the thing for long enough, and then they'd write her into 616, because that's the kind of thing they do.
>>82787619
Ironically, he is a Jew.
>>82787237
Hmm, sorry then. Don't know what else to do. It works perfectly fine on my end, but perhaps there's some cookie set somewhere I activated once through a proper link.
This work at all?
>https://mega.co.nz/#F!Ax4nUCCT!_5vN--HYA1R6ahJUNcx-wQ
>>82786276
>Spoiled
>Only child
>Thinks its ok to treat her mom like shit because she has a "strong personality"
Wow, it's like every shitty person ever.
>>82787756
Yes, yes it does. Thank you very much!
>>82762069
RODO ROLLER DA!!!!
>>82787452
>>82753902
That art. Goddamn.
>>82769314
That doesn't make sense
Is posting Ennis cheating?
>>82787725
Even Jews are sick of Jews.
Source: Jew.
>>82788857
who cares
>>82786601
Thanks, Obama.
>>82784518
I hate Klaus Janson.
>>82788871
I'm not sick of Jews, I'm just sick of Israel being shitters.
Source: Also Jew.
>>82788857
maybe
>>82753807
I still want to know where the fuck the expression solid dick came from
>>82790322
It didn't because it's not an expression.
>>82788898
>>82785698
so this is what having a stroke is like
>>82788898
>>82786204
I think the best part of this is that Spawn eventually did show up in the comic. Granted it was in the Image crossover that was absolute fucking garbage, but still
>>82762379
I still hate that femcap design. the ponytail is just awful
>>82784546
And a history of effortlessly conning May, dating back to the Ditko days.
>>82761182
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDXtVlG2VW0
To be fair he is embalmed though. It's pretty awful that the Russian government still pays to keep his and Stalin's body around given how the supposed Soviet liberation from the bourgeoisies has enshrined them higher than any Czar ever was.
>>82781631
>gosipal
Fucking moron.
Gospel.
>>82761290
>Hulk not Fusing with Macho Madness to become Hollywood Hulk Savage
Disapointing.
>>82755001
underappreciated post
>>82755243
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!
Post SG Kraven is the best!
>>82775240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--D89gXxI-w&index=56&list=PLzjxg51LpxEHKl778z5kCsxr66NIuGkQx
>>82771430
Never has physically fighting off the handicapped been so hilarious.
>>82786130
Sadly Marvel is too in love with the idea of Parker trying to stay in his immature state of life. That him marrying and having kids will somehow "age" the character to a point where readers will hate the character. Which is insane considering how many characters actually have kids and still active. Scott had a kid since his existence and Reed had Franklin since the late 60's.
>>82790453
naw, just a complex migraine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5wAak66HDI
>>82783589
God damn son, aunt may a cold nigga
>>82783431
why is hitler there?
>>82793519
They are all Hitler Anon, and yet they are also not.its a pile of failed surgical attempts to make a perfect Hitler look alike
>>82795314
Are the Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane worth reading? They seem so fucking weird (even for Silver Age) but I have no idea if they are actually good or not.
>>82770284
Edgy/hipstery/scene kids were into it, and it worked it's way up. It's like how a shit ton of teens love Jack×Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas despite their relationship hardly being romantic. They just think the spoopy doopy pumkin king is cool. And they think spoopy doopy murder clown is cool. So they focus on the "schmoopsy poo"s and "darling"s and "Harl's"s and wither ignore or become inured to the abuse.
>>82770367
Lots of people make the joke, but BatB was less Stockholm syndrome and more Belle getting to know Beast.
>>82770622
Both doctors and criminals (in DC universe) are male dominated fields. Though I doubt she sincerely meant to convince him. And I assume not many women dream of being criminals.
>>82755614
... Please continue
>>82785681That's kind of hot
>>82758371
Is this why DC made wally black?
>>82796880
I presume your trolling with this answer.
>>82787880
Fun fact: in Japan Deadpool has DIO's voice.
>>82784213
oh god that was so out of left field
>>82753731
clearly teh Indian guy
>>82786601
that's fair
boys with vaginas are the best kind
>>82764242
>>82788861
But there is no context to this joke. It's just not funny.
>>82789535
kek @ filename.
>fuck auntie mo
>>82784693
>that image
>that filename
Holy kek.
>>82753902
who's the artist?
>>82797684
this desu
>>82762990
i love that one so much because it's just like his biological clock striked and suddenly he was
>it's time
>>82775240
I gotta know: was the tea drugged? was she hyperexhausted? did this blow her identity to *everyone* there? or was this a dream sequence?
>>82786192
I'm gonna buy a CD! Not just any CD! A CD Ynnhoj!
>>82762253
Apparently you've never read it too huh anon
It's a titans storyline you dumbass
>>82786421
If only for the infinite tumblr posts of RDJ liplocked with CH. It would make that site implode under sheer volume.
>>82762426
>>82762529
Man, that only makes me hate Civil War more and more, i loved reading stories where Speedball would appear because he was funny as shit, and then they turned him into edgy-man
>>82800189
Wait so he's still like that today? What a waste of an old decent c-list obscure hero.
I actually liked him when he appeared.
>>82762699
lol that's some diabolical shit right there. Plus Bats has great taste in food.
>>82799874
It's a weird, non-sapient doppelganger clone she was trying to use to handle her double life, but exposure to liquids melts them.
>>82800565
No, he was changed back. Ellisbolts gave him a bit of a redemption, turning Penance into a whole "survivor's guilt" thing.
He's sort of changed bac (Avengers Academy and Yost's New Warriors), in that he's Speedball again and more of a humorous character, but at the same time he's darker than he used to be. Not eddy, but when he sees a teen hero getting loose with their super dangerous powers he'll flip his shit at them (because he knows what can happen). New Warriors even showed not COMPLETLY recovered, but he's not a total fucking edgelord anymore.
>>82799874
it was one of the clones who destroyed almost her neighborhood
>>82768513
Im guessing your one or two anons who keep replying to yourselves.
>>82800189
Same with me, but with Slapstick. Such a fun, obscure character only to become a complete edge lord once he left the 90s. Marvel hates anyone that isn't their A-listers.
>>82764177
>Mystery Inc.jpeg
>>82795394
it seems fun to read
>>82758386
>This Island Earth
I fucking love it.
>>82769208
>Imperial Russia was a thing too, you know.
But not in the 1960s.
>>82758371
>>82755614
Blood Syndicate! Takes me back.....
>>82787395
>>82787817
I'd like sources on both of these. Kate Leth is awful and I just need to see this for myself.
>>82808507
Ollie's gonna kill the kid in back.
>>82770208
>People reacting to this as if you're supposed to agree with her
That person saying that is Harley Quinn in disguise you mongoloids. It's a fucking joke.
>>82758160
Kraven the pedophile.
>>82753605
Anything with doom from the original Secret Wars is golden
>>82811673
>Sam Wilson is Captain America -- NOW AND FOREVER!
>>82788861
Marvel has forced another ambiguously brown grrrl into a comic they're hoping will turn into a flagship book due to an upcoming movie. That's pretty funny in its own way.
>>82762870
:^)
>>82766530
>Batman shouting "Don't bring that trash in my backyard" while beating yp Doomsday
Sauce please? I need to know what is going on.
>>82786215
That is the exact wrong way for that to go down, and not in a funny way, just in a mean-spirited way.
Fucking hell, Slott has to ruin everything.
>>82811618
I love Enchantress.
Try not to read too much into the pink tu-tu.
>>82785176
it's the fucking best
>>82789535
where to read this?
>>82817657
Punisher Max
>>82787254
see
>>82785225
>>82785233
>>82817375