/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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First for D&D

LGTSS

>that cluster hype just getting killed like that.

Fuck this place.

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>>82736730
Will we have a chance to get a gem war episode? Like a bit edgier for SU standards, but not too edgy.

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nth for Pearl let Jasper fall

Will people migrate here so quickly? I feel sorry for the old thread, even though it's long past its prime.

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so when are they going to tell Steven they didnt try to get Jasper back?
http://cat-saavy.tumblr.com/post/144304696042/whos-going-to-burst-his-bubble-the-episodes

>invented agriculture, genetic modification, language, catapults, spears and pretty good housing within a year
>strong, fast and very short gestation times
>can sustain a healthy population easily on a tiny island in the middle of no where

So how long will it take for the watermelons to rule the universe?

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Is the phenomenon of Watermelon Stevens being married more comparable to masturbation or incest?

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Posting some Peri reaction pics i've made from the last two episodes

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Ruby is cute

>>82736809
I'd like to think they all have lingering memories from Steven, which helped.

>>82736782
>watermelon Steven holding onto Garnet

CUTE
U
T
E

>>82736805

Did you even watch the episode? Steven was literally holding onto Garnet while Jasper made her tactical retreat. He knows and probably doesn't care.

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Reminder that Lapis was actually just pretending to be unconscious because she likes being held.

>>82736805

Steven already knows. he saw through the eyes of his watermelon avatar what happened to her.

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>>82736811
next

>>82736805
>so when are they going to tell Steven they didnt try to get Jasper back?
Steven fucking watched. I guess he's gonna spend his time looking for her in the next few eps

Confirmed: the show turned into shit and the fanbase is already dead.

>>82736810
Watermelon stevens were all their own watermelon seeds before steven imbued them with life. No weirder than normal plant life.

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NTH FOR JOJO

>>82736805
He was there.

He doesn't give a fuck about Jasper because all she's done is hurt Lapis, hurt the Crystal Gems, smashed him in the face, etc etc etc.

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Reminder that Uncle Grandpa is Yellow Diamond.

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>>82736857

>>82736796
I want the series to end in a movie titled End Of Stevengelion

>>82736805
Here was there, though.

>>82736809
They'll integrate with humans like the Onion people did

>>82736763
neat

>>82736863
I heard the same thing the last time the show came back.

And the time before that.

And the time before that.

>>82736810
Its slightly more disturbing that they are basically all still Stevens slaves.

He made them, and can control them, possess them, direct them etc.

Is this the power of Rose Quartz? Is this why she wants to protect biological life? Through her manipulations, she can make biological life spread, and thus her control over it?

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>>82736881

>>82736846
I did, but they also had to walk/swim back, they could have dived down and get her, garnet can stretch her arm
but yeah, I guess she may have fell too far down

>>82736782
Lapis has nice feet

>>82736893

Watermelons are basically just superior humans. More intelligent, more resourceful and with incredibly powerful bodies that can defeat even gems. There is no reason for watermelons to not displace the human population entirely.

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>>82736914

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>they solved that whole cluster thing in legitly 1 episode

is sugar a hack and a fraud?

>>82736875
>Josuke's stand is Crazy DIAMOND
>It's pink and can heal wounds
Rose and Steven are diamonds confirmed.

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>>82736943
Last one

>>82736932
>incredibly powerful bodies

they literally shatter on contact with the ground after a moderate fall

>>82736902
You'll still hear it even after SU wins oscars, grammys and tonys.

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>>82736875

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>>82736945
Why would you need more than one?

>>82736805
SnK OP edit of SWI WHEN?

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I have Monday -Thursday off this week. Starting off with snowboarding on Monday and want to finish with Steven Universe on Thursday. I can fly almost anywhere in the USA for free.
Should I do a day trip somewhere, or do chores/errands around the house?

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Would you fuck Garnet?

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>>82736967
Bonus blank chalkboard for you to promote your own ideals, opinions and political statements.

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Reminder that Pearl is emotionally manipulative and should not be left alone with steven

So now the watermelons have discovered war how long before they genocide the flesh bags?

>>82736912
Steven was surprised they had formed their little village, they seem pretty autonomous.

>>82736945
>solved

it's more of a stalling tactic, and empathic/telepathic powers seem rare enough that what happened came out of left field for everyone

jasper did fall into the earth, there's always a chance she could find the cluster after waking and try to harness it against the games... or maybe even fuse with it?

>killing the hype like that

They know that the show is about to get cancelled

>>82737002
Maybe

>>82736945

This is how the show has always been. Whenever there is something they don't want to deal with they just make it disappear for a while. It is very silly writing.

>Centipeetle gets bubbled for like two years
>Lapis fucks off for a year, comes back and then turns into Malachite to fuck off for another year
>Jasper shows up for two episodes and then fucks off for years through Malachite and now through a rift in Earth
>Peridot just disappears for half a year and always makes miraculous escapes

>>82737001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfHqdqx5V78

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So if Jaspers gem IS cracked
how long till we get something like this?
>Steven could calmly spits on her face

>>82737002
I'd try, then probably get too nervous and cry myself to sleep while she laughs at me

>>82737001
Fly halfway across the country and steal someone's food from an outdoor dining area.

Man that whole ghosts from the cluster thing was sorta Eva like

What do you think Peridot would make her room look like?

>>82737025
Can you fucking imagine the backlash?

That's the kind of shit you hire security for

>>82736945
It was resolved in one episode, but the arc was happening in the background since Jailbreak, maybe even earlier.

>>82737046
He'll rub his dick on her face, his cum probably heals

>>82737002
I mean

I wouldn't NOT fuck Garnet.

It's not high on my list of priorities but if the opportunity came up I'd take it

>>82736857
It looks like Steven is nervously reading the filename.

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TAKING REQUESTS FROM S3

I'll do them all in 1080p unless the sequence is too long or the quality is too shitty, then it'll be 720p. Unless that's too long/shitty then I'll do 540p.

Is it save to assume that Homeworld has craters of magma all over its surface?

>>82737025
Like what? Is this guy shitposting or did something happen?

>>82737062
You mean the bathroom?
A little more advanced then it is
maybe add flams to the shower curtains

>>82736932
They can only defeat Gems when there are hundreds of them. Aside from that, they have the durability and strength of watermelons.

>>82737062
Either something sentimental like the inside of her escape pod/the homeworld ship or a Camp Pining Hearts log cabin

>>82737047
Stop trying to RP peridot

>>82737062
gay

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>>82737062
Like Iron mans workshop, but greener.

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>>82736730
Hey, are we doing draw requests on this thread? Cause I have a few ideas.
It's good to be back.

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>>82737008
2000 years in paint

>>82737085
>>82737085
Can you get one of Jasper sliding to her death?
It could be useful for OC later

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>>82737085
Malachite getting super fat and exploding

>>82737085
all the stevens doing the nose goes pls

>>82736968

They shatter easily, but are incredibly strong. Remember that they easily overpowered the CG, which means they could defeat just about anybody that isn't a fusion.

>>82737085
Watermelon dog popping out of the bush and then flopping around

>>82736875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2AHp1FY0VE

>>82737100
It's shitposting.

>>82737118
And with more Highchairs.

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>>82737129
thanks, saving for my occasional delvings into the /b/ waifu threads. Yes, i'm the peridot guy if you couldn't tell.

>>82737163
cause she is a big ugly baby?

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Stevidot.

>>82737085
Stevidot fusion scene, when it happens.

>have to wait a week for sloppy angry midget makeouts

WAKE ME UP

>>82737126
Amethyst laughing at "triple penetration". Peridot has no idea why.

>>82737144
It's not so much that they're strong as it is that there's a lot of them and they can move in perfect suicidal coordination with little regard to their own self.

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>>82737085
I seriously wish you guys would stop falling for this 5 season bullshit

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>>82737138

>>82737002
Garnet could pass for a black human female. I thought 4chan was racist as fuck and wouldn't want any of the shaneequa puss.

>>82737139
oh god, inflation

tick another fetish off the list

NEXT EP WHEN?

>>82736853
And she's being held by the gayest character in the show, she's so lucky

>>82737002
yeah
I'm sure i'd embarrass myself, but still worth it

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>>82737219

>>82737101
>the bathroom
I really like this idea.
Like it's your stereotypical hi-tech laboratory with gizmos and screens all over the fucking place, but it's still the bathroom and Steven kicks her out five times a day.

>>82737002
So fucking hard.

>>82737203
lmao that was lame as fuck

>>82737223
Never, its canceled, that was the series finally.

>>82737085
Peridot and Steven at the end of the cluster mission when Peridot hugged Steven.

Has someone suggested that we are/should be called /sug/alites yet? Cause I just thought of that and i'm pretty sure i'm not the first.

>>82737266
pearl: oops i missed oh well

>>82737076
Is this aftermath from that Steven Universe thread here two days ago? Because my post about Steven's healing semen got deleted in less than two minutes.

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>>82737139
In hindsight you probably wanted ONLY the inflation but meh, I like seeing her get #rekt

>>82737223
6 months or so, also /sug/ is cancelled until then.

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Best ship coming through

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Would you a chub Lapis?

>>82737212
4chan hates black men. If we fuck black women, it prevents black men from making more fully black people. If we cuck the blacks, eventually everything will be whitewashed.

>>82737291
that is hilarious

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>>82737028
>>82737047
>>82737077
>>82737239
>>82737265
What about Ruby and Sapphire?

>>82737291
Nah, this is perfect m8. Thanks!

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>>82737306
Thanks for making the way for them.

>>82737291
While seeing Alexandrite fight and use all 3 fusion weapons along with Amy's whip, I was really, REALLY, REALLY REALLY hoping she would finish Malachite off with her tri-fusion weapon.
At the very least I expected her to just attach Garnet's gauntlet fist to an arrowhead, Green Arrow style.

>>82737315

Get the fuck out of here, Dobson.

>>82737330
Sapphire yes, Ruby no. I'd probably go bowling with Ruby or something

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>>82737330
I would a Sapphire

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>>82737315
>chub
>not thick
get out of here you plebian

>Colin Howard wasn't a character designer for Gem Drill
Joe Johnston's benevolent reign is coming to a close, as he ascends to the more indirect state of godhood
Hopefully his successor is just as good

>>82737203
I can't believe Jasper is fucking dead

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>>82737140

>>82737315
That's not chub.
Nevertheless, i would. HARD.

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>>82737129
I raise you 2000 years in photoshop

>>82737315
Maybe

>>82737369
Whos colin Howard?

>>82737330
At the same time? Sure, I guess.

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OP here

I made the last couple of threads, but I'm out soon

Someone else is going to have to make the next couple

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>>82737365

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Alrighty then faggots.
We're back and all that. Any edit requests?

Reminder: no real life images please, it just doesn't look good when I try to do those.

>>82737330
Definitely, probably

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>>82737353
>image.png
Opinion: discarded

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>>82736730
Not a drawthread, but requesting Steven drawn with Takashi Tezuka's face.
The attached pic is for reference.

Watermelon dog plush when?

>>82737330
Once again. Wouldn't actively pursue it. But wouldn't not.

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>>82737366

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>>82732432

Youre a good man, anon. o>

>>82737315
If I was really horny.
So, yeah, probably.

>>82737422
why is Steven's arm a penis?

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>>82737184

>Had to wait four months for new Steven to air
>Was a long wait, but eventually got used to it
>Now have to wait just one week for new Steven to air
>Just a short wait, but for some reason it feels like forever

Please tell me I'm not the only one who understands this feel.

>>82737371
They literally sacrifice those who do not
display the correct behaviors.

Fucking savages.

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>>82737147

>>82737182
Oh don't worry. I make webms of all the fusions when they happen. I'll dump Opal/Sugelite/Sardonyx after this.

>yfw triple tip penetration

>>82737371
Am I retarded? I didn't get why they were pointing to their nose

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>>82737413
This with either one of Ruby, Peridot, or Sapphire.

>>82737370
/a/ memes OUT!

OUT!

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>>82737315
No

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>>82736782

>>82737320
So...4chan will cuck Garnet? From herself?

>>82737413
shit that reminds me I need to get book 8.

>>82737439
>somebody saved my OC
I'm so happy

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>>82737457

>>82737399
the (non-lead) character designer. A Calarts grad like joe and jeff (and unlike sva alumni lead character designer Danny Hynes). Joe made a movie poster style promo art last year that listed Colin under the storyboarders, plus colin's twitter refers to himself as a storyboard artist.

>>82737422
I got it off of google, Lapis X Steven fag.

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>>82737447
Things happen when you're a shapeshifting teenage boy

>>82737354
Yeah, ever since the Alexandrite v Malachite promo vid i was wondering what Alexandrite's weapon would be, but I'm pretty impressed with how they pulled off using all three fusion weapons.

My main guess was Alexandrite would have nunchucks with spear handles, whip chains and giant fists on the end.

>>82737289
obviously you needed more semen to fix that

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Real talk, guys.

What if his penis gets in the way?

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>>82737273

So now that Jasper is free to roam the Earth, how long will it take her to raise a human army Rose Quartz style to take on the Crystal Gems?

>>82737480
We must fuck her to save her from herself.

>>82737449
The days feel longer now dont they?
Im starting to remember the feeling of waiting 7 days for 11 minutes.

>>82737522
It won't

>>82737462
The Legend of Zelda: Triforce Heroes mod when?

>>82737527
I don't think Jasper is a people person

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>>82737413
this with steven or peri or your fav gem idk

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>All these watermelons

>>82737495
So Johnston won't be a storyboarder anymore?

But he was the best

>>82737509
She's Dante

>>82737330
hmm
yeah
sure

>>82737457
you mean this face? >>82736857

>>82737549

She said she respected Rose Quartz tactics. Human army is bound to happen since she has no one else to rely on.

>>82737460
Its a game called Nosey Goesy IIRC (Or Nose Goes)
Last one to touch their nose is the loser.
And in this case the loser becomes a human (Melon) sacrifice to the dark god Dagon.

Basically Stevens Melons became Lovecraft style cultists, staving off the inevitable in the hopes that when shit hit the fan they'd die easily and first.

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Since we now know that Watermelon Island and Gem Drill (ESPECIALLY Gem Drill) were both just giant anime references, what show do you think they'll take for inspiration for the final conclusion?
Especially given that quote about there being "No real villains".

Also if you don't know what I'm talking about, just look at this:
http://apsalusiv.tumblr.com/post/144289617501/this-guy-or-girl-knows-what-im-talkin-about

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>>82737413
This, but with Ruby and Sapphire.

>>82737527
>how long will it take her to raise a human army Kony style to get slaughtered by the Crystal Gems?
ftfy
Whatever happened to Kony anyways?

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>>82737470
how about /jp/?[/spoiler\

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>>82737413
This with Jasper please

1080p for new episodes when

So where will Lapis like the most in beach city?

Will my LapisxPeeDee ship actually come to fruition?

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>>82736984
Steven Universe: The SRPG when?

>>82737527
an army of barafags?

>>82737526
I love Peris face here, cheers

>>82737567
the only people she could possibly recruit successfully are giantess femdom perverts

Anyone else find that the Watermelon Stevens play "Not it" to see who will be sacrificed to the sea monster Disturbing and weird? Like, Did eating a Steven A day really keep her from killing all of them? and how did they even think of it in the first place?

>>82737603
She's visiting as far as Empire City
Which for some reason has the Eiffel Tower

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>>82737554
you know what i forgot you dont do color
can you do this with steven instead?

For a moment I was suspecting that Garnet was going to snap Watermelon Steven's neck. I know that doesn't make any sense, but for some reason I felt it was coming.

>>82737447
It got in the way.

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>>82737589
They're already out.

>>82737527
I doubt she's going to raise an army. All the gem mutants are rebels. Instead shes going to rapefuse them to increase her power

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>>82737501

/co/, would you still make any attempt to get laid if you could transform your hand into a fully functioning vagina?

>>82737219
But that actually happened in the actual episode. Someone even posted the screencap here.

>>82737647
>One day she turns up outside the Gem temple to call them out
>My army and I have you surrounded!
>Just her and Greg standing outside, him holding her banner for her
>Steven: Dad, what're you doing here?
>Greg: Look, Steven, when you get to my age you take any offer you get
>Jasper: ...he's your father?

>>82737658
>"You have to wake up steven!"
>"but I want to..."
> *neck snap*

Yeah, I actually expected her to crush Melon Steven to make him wake up too.

>>82737658
>We love you Steven.
>...NOW WAKE THE FUCK UP!
>Garnet what was that for?!
>Violence was the answer.

>>82737557
seriously what the fuck he was the one who made the show look legit

>>82737648

Everything about watermelon stevens is fucked up.

>make sacrifices to Malachite
>use genetic modification to turn themselves into dogs and horses
>can be possessed at any second by a chaotic evil child that doesn't care about them surviving

>>82737658
I thought she would smash him to wake him up. Watermelons dont have necks

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>>82737667
yeah in X265

>>82737667
The animation was really on point this episode.

>>82737354
I just wish that Alexandrite didn't need the Ewok army to save her. That shit was weak.

>>82737085
I'd love to to see the scene with the cluster hands.

I don't know how long you can make it, but at least include the part where the drill goes down and and through the column of hands moving upwards

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>>82737709
Would love to see an edit of this but with a watermelon steven

>>82737732
neither does steven, really

>>82737203
fellow footfag friends there's good shots here

>>82737473
I STILL need a source for this artist.

>>82737732
Yeah, that's why I said it didn't make any sense.

>>82737738
DELETE THIS

>>82737650
How you know? Preview out already?

>>82737764
Yet

I want lapis to wear shoes

>>82737764
He has a spine though

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>>82737735
Nope, these are h.264 WEB-DLs from iTunes.

>>82737743
My only complaint about either episode is that SWI wasn't just a full 11 minutes of alexandrite vs malachite. Here's some more fight webms.

>>82737795
I want Lapis to wear nothing

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>>82737667

>>82737795
shh, you'll piss off the footfags

>>82737802
Oh are they on kickass? All I am seeing is the x265?

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>>82737785
Synopsis plus a two second clip of her flying over the city with Steven on her back. AKA the Lappy Taxi

>>82737775
http://anordinarymage.tumblr.com/post/144273323012/she-ded

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>>82737696
No
unless waifu was real

>>82737728
If you notice, the old Shaman watermelon steven was teaching the babymelon stevens how to properly offer themselves to Malachite.

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>>82737008

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Reminder.

2 weeks.

are we worse then bronies

>>82737802
>tfw Katara would probably beat Malachite

>>82737881
At least Gemkind is humanoid is shape.

>>82737881
Take a look at the /mlp/ catalog and answer the question yourself.

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>>82737735
>X265

Is that a problem?

i was initially considering skipping out on the inevitable "same old world" leaks bc i thought the moment lapis and steven first met would be there and that it would be super precious, but since he already saw her again (and was really calm about it imo), i think I might watch the 2-minute leak when it comes out on sunday.

>>82737881
Have we made fuckable Gem plushies yet? Cause if we have, we're not far off.

So why was Malachite so shitty at fighting? Lapis is far more powerful even when her gem is broken.

>>82737881
Well, we haven't had to be quarantined to our own board yet

>>82737911
They don't work on my PC

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>>82737918

>>82736811
that face is glorious

>>82737845
It seemed to be more a part of their religion. Baby Melon died for their sins, so they've incorporated the idea of honoring his sacrifice into their culture.

Steven, on the other hand, is viewed as a savior figure to them. When they sacrificed melons to Malachite, they gave them rose crowns and painted the star on their chest, to symbolize that the melon's role as closer to their creator.

Apparently there is a new commercial out, anyone got any details?

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>>82737817
I get mine from a private tracker. I know that yayponies is now ripping SU though.

yayponies.no/yaysu

And by the way a BD for S1 of SU has been released in Australia. When I get some money to spare I'm going to buy it and see if the quality is better than the WEB-DLs, if it is I'll share links to the encode of S1 on Blu-Ray. By the way if any aus fags are in this thread I encourage you to buy the BDs as well. Good sales on shitpost island may encourage CN to release BDs in the U.S. and Europe.

https://www.madman.com.au/catalogue/view/35879/steven-universe-season-1-bluray

>>82737894
imagine the havoc toph could wreck jesus christ

>>82737894
Some YTP the ep and shoop Katara's face over Malachite's when she uses hydrokinesis to freeze the water.

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>>82737918
All plushies are fuckable, anon.

>>82737923
She wasnt she was fucking alexandrite up before the melns distracted her.

>>82737923
All that discord can't be good for a fusion

>>82737923
>Jasper was in full control so all of Lapis' experience with her powers wasn't there
>Jasper was high on fusion
>Crystal Gems have more experience fighting together

>>82737881
Do we homeschool our kids and teach them the way of "Gems"?

No.

>>82737728
Do you think Steven will continue to look like a delicious melon-y sacrifice to Lapis?

>>82737923
She wasn't, though. She nearly crushed Alexandrite, but the Crystal Gems managed to win after the Watermelon Stevens distracted her.

>>82737923
Lapis was most likely holding Jasper back. I think. Is that how fusion works?

>>82737946
Imagine what Sokka could do with his Boomerang

>>82737942
Where'd you hear that?

>>82737923
>So why was Malachite so shitty at fighting?
She was winning up to the point where the Watermelon Stevens piled on her.

> Lapis is far more powerful even when her gem is broken.
Malachite at that point was more about Jasper domineering and using Lapis's powers. Jasper wasn't about to make subtle mirror copies with those powers. She smashes.

how much for next episode?

>>82737315

wouldn't she just sound like water sloshing around?

>>82737923
Lapis's strategy was based on staying in low earth orbit and spamming waterclones until the Crystal Gems fell over. Malachite is half Jasper, and that means she's a whole lot more direct. It's also pretty possible that the fusion was limiting her power to some degree.

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>>82737881

well considering they had to make an entire separate board exclusively for the purpose of containing them, i would say we are a common cold whereas they are a zombie outbreak

>>82737970
your thinking of furries

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>>82737802
So two mouths that talk, and sound diffrent
Bottom is yelling, angry, and breaths fire
Top one sounds calm cool, smooth and collected, shown when shooting the arrow at mally
So do Ruby and Amethyst rule the bottom mouth while Sapphire and pearl move the top?

>>82737911
She has all the hotdogs. Does she feel empty inside?
Because Amethyst would just fill the void with hotdogs.

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>>82737203

>>82737995

About three fiddy.

>>82737943
Lossless sound? That would be so very great

>>82737993
Tumblr, in the main tag.

>>82737881
The big difference is bronies have a somewhat well known reputation OUTSIDE the internet, which is what makes the worse than everybody else. We arent at that point yet... yet.
Undertale has us beat as 2nd most cancerous topic I think. I spent months in /utg/ I would know.

>>82737291
TESTSUOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>82737978
Just sitting at home one day and Lapis starts licking him.
Then it gets really disturbing when she tells him why.

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who /ot3/ here?

>>82737938
Well, at least it doesn't have a fleshlight stuck in it.

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>>82737462
My bad.

>>82737526

i just noticed there are only 3 "U"'s on the barn; weren't there 4?

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Sapphire is for aboose.

>>82737985
It can be. In that case, it seemed like Lapis was letting Jasper off her leash due to a mix of exhaustion and not being able to sum up enough will to protect a bunch of people she didn't even like.

>>82738017

gee i wonder who could be behind this post

>>82737942
just this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIV93hOx05Q

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>>82738060
Just Ruby.

>>82738035
Undertale is just really filled with kids. I honestly think kids make up like 75% of the fandom.

>>82737894
Katara could VERY easily destroy Malachite because Malachite would just go "haha what a human haha" before getting her shit crushed by Katara. Even in a rematch they'd probably still lose knowing what they were getting into. Malachite just uses water as an extension of her limbs, Katara uses it for way more.

>>82738059
No. It was Universe and Universe's Universal Space Travel.

>>82737650
>for some reason has the Eiffel Tower

sounds like Empire City is like las vegas, with the replica monuments.

>>82738098
>Lapis and Katara are basically waterbenders

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isn't it great when people have no idea how creepy they sound?

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I did a thing half drunk, pls dont laugh at my dank paint skills

>>82738109

>Las Vegas
>Empire City is right next to the ocean

California confirmed for having been destroyed by the earthquake.

>>82738109
Nah, it's because the Eiffel Tower replaced the Statue of Liberty in this timeline as "the thing that Paris gave New York." It flows pretty well, because the people of Paris HATED the Eiffel Tower when it was built.

>>82738093
i honestly don't mind that though, it's a good game for kids.

>>82738059
Wasn't that an edit?

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>>82737749
This is on the very edge of what I consider acceptable quality. If you want it any longer then it'll have to be 720p.

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>>82738051
always

>>82738114
for some reason i find this very amusing

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Apologize

what do you guys think of sugar's main squeeze
E an

>>82738114
>my list

I believe that was the intention, yes

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>>82738114

>>82738059
The barn's a big guy

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>"I love you, Peridot."
>"Wow, thanks."

Reminder that Stevidot-fags are secretly on suicide watch. This is friendzone to the max, especially moments before death.

I know from experience. So much experience.

Alexandrite is Stronger than Malachite. Why didn't Sapphire use her Ice powers?

>>82738021
Unfortunately not. AC-3 Audio and according to the site the disc is PAL, so it may even be timed at 25 fps and not 23.976. Also there are only two discs so I'm hoping the bitrate is high enough. Either way I'm going to buy it because I want to encourage them to release more BDs in the future.

>>82738150
thanks!

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Would you a chubby Sapphire?

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>>82738200

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I just realized, Hit the Diamond is probably going to have at least one stupid name gag.
>Look, Ruby, you have to be more considerate of Ruby's feelings.

It'll happen. You know it will.

>>82738142
Oh no, I wasn't saying it's a problem. But it's almost certainly the explanation for why the fandom is so ridiculously vocal. Kids kinda just can't shut up. Like, go to any Critikal video and you'll find comments about Sans.

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>>82738114

>>82738176
but i liked it

>>82737557
>>82737725
He became one of the two Supervising Directors (specifically for Lamar/Katie episodes and his/Jeff episodes) starting with When It Rains. presumably he had to fill in some of the void that Ian left, as Ian is mentioning on twitter that his last episode his coming up soon

>>82737943
Look at this E Honda mother fucker
DOSKOI

>>82738204
It was a team effort of Steven (and watermelons) and Alex.

I don't know why Sapphire didn't seem to chip in besides quotes.

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>>82738114
>my list

>>82738200
taking the bait here, but i'm pretty sure the "wow thanks" is a bit of a callback to steven saying that you say "wow thanks" when people get you nice stuff.

>>82738204
Neither Ruby nor Sapphire seem to have much control over their abilities. They don't exactly have time to practice them.

>>82738093
Well... all the shitty AU's revolving around Sans, goatposting, god-awful porn thats come from it couldnt have come from kids. They actually reach image limit faster than us sometimes. I went back there a week or 2 just to check in and got a headache from all the shitposting I saw. Literally just endless shitposting because they have NOTHING to look forward to since Hard Mode is NEVER EVER coming out. At least we were just on hiatus... everyone in /utg/ is just holding onto a dead dream being kept alive by fan fiction at this point.

>>82738166
Me too. I think it's the vagueness. A list of black people? A hit list, with him included because he's black? We may never know.

>>82738200
>friendzone
You do remember that's what he told her to say whenever someone says something that makes you absurdly happy and shit?
Not even a Stevidot-fag, but it could mean anything from 'I care about you too' to 'There's no way I'd rather go out than giving you filthy alien road head Steven, now unzip'

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>>82738213

>>82738218
I'm surprised they managed to avoid it in The Answer

It's going to happen eventually

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>>82737951

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>>82738213
Would I?

>>82738218
Yesss

>>82738143

not sure. the only pic i have of the barn is an edit.

>>82738243
>It was a team effort of Steven (and watermelons) and Alex.
If there was no ocean, or even just a pond Alexandrite would've stomped Malachite. Malachite was outnumbered Alexandrite was justout of her depth

>>82738243
Sapphire was probably busy using her future seeing bollocks to pull any ice fuckery.
One of her powers is far more useful than the other.

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>>82738213

>>82738195

not gonna say it.

>>82738250
Malachite used Rubies Powers. She breathed fire twice.

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>>82738213
Better question
Would you a thick Peridot?

>>82738312
Exactly.
Lapis and Malachite NEED WATER to be any good.
It's the many faults of being a mage instead of a archer or a adventurer.

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>>82738200

low tier bait, pal

>>82737881

I'm not sure if Bronies are worse than Sonic fans.

>>82738251
75% kids, 25% weird, pointlessly hopeful adults?

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>>82737875
>their diamonds even match up