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Why don't you just put the whole world in a bubble, Steven? - Edition

>NEW EPISODES on 12 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw

>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
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First for Stevidot
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first for periboobs
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first for peridot
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>>82726987
Maybe Bismuth + Rose Quartz = Pink Diamond?
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>>82727100
Thunderbuddies for life.
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>"How do you think Steven will defeat the Cluster, anon?"
>"I think Steven will convince the Cluster to bubble itself"
>"... that's retarded."
Who's laughing now!
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>>82727100
>>82727103
>>82727104
>>82727120
My familia
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So I've been thinking.

CN's been promoting the hell out of this In Too Deep event, and is finally launching some decent merchandise lines for SU. As you all probably know, SU was recently broken up from 3 seasons into 5, which was announced along with a similar announcement for Uncle Grandpa. Just days later, it was announced that Uncle Grandpa was cancelled.

What I'm getting at is that I think this is a make or break moment for SU, in CN's eyes. With all of that promotion, they're probably looking for better ratings, and they're probably looking for good merchandise sales too. Basically, I think that the upcoming ratings may determine if more seasons get ordered or not, and which when combined with merchandise sales may determine CN's entire startegy regarding SU. Sure it's been getting a lot of online buzz, just look at how many views the Dailymotion uploads of the last two episodes have, but that's not necesarilly indicadive of actual TV ratings.

This could actually be pretty important, so does anyone know when does CN releases its ratings for premier nights?
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>>82727100
Will they ever fuse?
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French promo. DonĀ“t think it has any new footage though
http://b.1339.cf/jegsrrx.mkv
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>Gem Drill further hints at Rose Quartz actually being Pink Diamond

How, you may ask? Think about it. When Cluster began forming, Steven's gemstone started to act up, and after fainting he established a telepathic link with the Cluster, while Peridot was unaffected. So what if Cluster was made to communicate with, and receive orders from Diamond? It would explain why Steven was able to talk to it.

A friend attributed it to the fact that Rose had a sort of "connection to living things", but like in Steven's case it was a voluntary action, not something to get dragged into. The Cluster attempted to establish contact with someone, and Steven got pulled in because Rose was Pink Diamond, and he inherited her powers and gemstone.
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>>82727128
The Stevidot shippers
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>>82727138
wow, thx
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>>82727150
But Steven literally loves everyone and Matt confirmed Periven was dead.
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>>82727057
The Cluster is cute. CUTE!

... Eh. Someone had to do it eventually. Seriously though, I really love the idea of the Cluster being a bunch of lonely gals in a giant meet and greet.
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>>82727142
>goggles
YES
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>>82727057
We're back, baby!
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>>82727146
This is starting to become a pasta.
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>>82727142
>Know your fusion
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When are we getting an episode where Peri and Connie argue over who's the better friend?

Who's ready for Peri telling Connie that Steven loves her and not Connie?
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>>82727163
>Believing Matt's lies
Stevidot is endgame.
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>>82727171

Nah, I made a post two threads ago but it was already sinking to page 10 and everyone was jumping to another thread, so I figured to post it here just to see what others may think about it.
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>>82727144
Kek, Lapis and jasper are in the promo. It's a good thing SWI aired yesterday.
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>>82727196
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>>82727168
I hate this "thick" meme, if only blacks had never been introduced to interracial social networking. Where are my slender, fair-skinned European elven women? Where's the social admiration of tall and thin beauties?
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>>82727146
The cluster literally called Steven Rose the moment he entered its mindscape. He didn't connect with it because he's a diamond, he connected with it because he's an empath, which has been shown before.
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>>82727205

oh, so it's leftover pasta.
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>>82727200
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>>82727238
Look at this faggot
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>>82727139
ratings for the CN shows have never really changed, it's hovered between 1-2 million for a while now.

I think producers look more at the online presence that a fandom has, since those people are probably more likely to purchase the merchandise when it comes out.
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>>82727238
>Where are my slender, fair-skinned European elven women?
married for twenty years
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>>82727163
>Shippers paying atention to anyone, even the source creators, about the viabilityof their ship
oh my sweet summer child
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>>82727196
don't forget Lapis, it's going to be a Mexican standoff. I wonder why no drawfags made this already
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>>82727249
Matt has always been incredibly untrustworthy when answering questions about SU.
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>>82727238
shut up pearlfag
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>>82727281
Steven's cock is going to get mauled in 4 years.
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>>82727281
ps:the pic should have been updated with Lapis in it.
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>>82727139
but i don't want more seasons. i want the show to run it's course of 3 seasons with a fully realized plotline.
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When are the next episodes?
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>>82727281
What about Pearl?
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>>82727281

Because there's only one winner.
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>>82727107
Or maybe Rose was just a fucking soldier under Pink Diamond.
Occam's Razor

>>82727142
I honestly thought that Steven and Peridot were going to fuse in Gem Drill.
Like, when he said "I can't bubble you all alone" and suddenly went back to Peri, I thought that they were gonna fuse and end up using her organization and his empathy to bubble the Cluster.
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>>82727313
same time next week
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>>82727328
thanks
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>>82727313
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>>82727238
most people like both tho, also
>fair-skined
fair means blond, not white
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>>82727306

he'll be lucky if it goes 2 more years.
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>>82727278
so what gem is this, topaz?
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>>82727352
He can shapeshift and he has healing spit, he'll be fine.
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>>82727319
E N D G A M E
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>>82727342
>(of hair or complexion) light; blond.
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>>82727269

I could see that really, although SU's had some pretty hard ratings fluctuations. I'd assume they're aiming for something in the 1.5-2 million mark with all the promos.

>>82727312

Oh no, don't get me wrong, I don't want the show to be artificially extended or anything. It seems to me like they have room for another 52 episodes or more though, even past the original 3 seasons, with how many plot points and character arcs that still need to be worked on.
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>>82727281
>How do you get her to leave?
Just wait 80 years
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>>82727242
>The cluster literally called Steven Rose the moment he entered its mindscape

No it didn't. I just listened to that segment over and over, and not once did the Cluster utter "Rose". It was a mish mash of voices repeating "must", "want to" and "form".
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>>82727341
I wish I had an rss feed to remind me of this shit, I cant be bothered to remember
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>>82727342
Applies to skin too
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>>82727286
No one actually believes Steven and Peridot will be romantically involved, anon.
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>>82727383
>Passionate, overly romantic Pearl
Interesting.
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>reposting to drive actual discussion instead of shipping and waifu shit

Anyone else was kinda disappointed in the last 2 episodes?

There was a lot of lead up to the cluster and Malachite and everything was resolved too quickly and super conveniently

The direction of the cluster episode was great though, the blinking floor of the drill and the hands was especially good

overall I liked the episodes, it just seemed rushed
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>>82727407
Try drinking bleach
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>>82727395
Did you read the first post of this thread? It's endgame.
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>>82727319
fixed it
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>>82727407

Nah, you just use to animes that drag plots out for hundreds of hundreds of episodes.
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>>82727433
That better be the puffiest vulva known to mankind, you faggot.
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>>82727433
Peridot doesn't have a penis.
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>>82727407
I personally did not enjoy the previous episode's build up. I mean really, there's no way they were actually going to fight the thing, and Steven usually resolves impossible conflicts with hugs and talking.

It's not like the cluster isn't a threat anymore. It's just being put aside until the finale.
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>>82727100
>>82727120
>>82727138
There's going to be a love triangle episode isn't there?
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>>82727433
Gays were a mistake.
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>>82727486
Yes, and Peri's gonna win.
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>>82727505
>futa
>gay
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>>82727486
Of course
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>>82727507
Knowing rebecca, steven will just turn them both down a friendzone them.
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>>82727427
>No one actually believes Steven and Peridot will be romantically involved, anon.
Excuse me. No one actually believes Steven and Peridot will be romantically involved besides mouth breathers.
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>>82727477
>It's not like the cluster isn't a threat anymore. It's just being put aside until the finale.

yeah I see what you mean, we already know that Jasper is going to activate it or something

What I liked most was there was actual battle in the show, something we haven't seen in a long time
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Eyes on the prize.
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>>82727341
>French dub coming out before US air date
what
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So can someone explain to me how the bubble thing worked? the cluster didnt want to form but just wanted to talk? what?
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>>82727524
everything involving a penis is gay
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>>82727534
>implying Rebecca would allow any of her characters to be friendzoned after being friendzoned for most of, if not her whole life.
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>>82727565
Not if there's boobs and a vagina.
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>>82727524
>Feminine penis
Go back to /b/, faggot.
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So what would be Blue Diamond's heavy?

I'm thinking something like a halberd-wielding, sarong-wearing Aquamarine.
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>Jasper emerges from the underground riding on top of the cluster's shoulder
>and she's fucking PISSED
I wish
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>>82727560
Cluster's been alone as fuck for a longass time. The first non-cluster being it interacts with since it was "born" tells it to imprison itself, it's impressionable enough to accept the abuse.
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>>82727486

Peridot is already a love triangle.
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>>82727592
Dick=Male, anon. Even if it has female parts, too.
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>>82727560
well, it doesn't want to destroy the earth seems to be the critical thing
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>>82727535
everything is a romance if its in spanish
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>>82727617
Probably because most of it is made up of former CG.
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>>82727592
if its there, the dick is always the focus, making it gay
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stevonnie vs. stevidot

who win
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>>82727614
qt
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>>82727641
Stevonnie.
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>>82727641
stevidot
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>>82727613
okay, I can see that

>>82727617
>>82727631
fuck
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>>82727160
Attention to detail is one of Sugar &co's strong points.
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>>82727641
Stevidot. 1.5 gems beats 0.5 gems.
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>>82727146
Actually, I think the piece of information revealed in this episode that hints towards that more is the fact that gem shards are alive.

Think about it, we've just learned that the pieces of shattered gems themselves have thoughts and personalities, rudimentary though they may be. So what if there was a gem that was big and powerful enough that a shard from it could constitute a fully fledged gem in its own right? Like a diamond, say.

We know that Rose is a Quartz, but she's also been referred to as "one of a kind", and Quartzes don't strike me as one-offs but rather mass produced soldiers, like elite versions of the Rubys. And Rose/Steven has all of these powers that it makes no sense for a soldier-caste gem to have (even if you subscribe to the "battle medic" theory, why the ability to grow plants? and why psychic powers?).
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>>82727603
And then they fused into a mound of butts.
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>>82727565
Heterosex for purpose of procreation is gay?
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>>82727560
unbubbled gems will take form after a while, bubbled gems wont, remember how they said you get to think about shit when you're poofed? well instead of just thinking they get to talk to eachother, the billions of them, a thing they hadn't done so far because they were more preocupied with finding the rest of eachother
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>>82727641
Stevonnie. Stevidot is cute, but the writers aren't going to cuck Connie and Lapidot is cuter.
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>>82727641
We haven't even seen Stevidot, we don't even know if Steven can fuse with Gems.
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>>82727676
If there are two dicks involved it's not heterosexual.
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>>82727680
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>>82727641
everyone. there are no losers in friendships with benefits.
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>>82727701
Sure, whatever you say pal.
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>>82727505
>>82727524
>>82727565
I can already hear this shit one those stupid text-to-voice tones
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>>82727597

Probably Amethyst, following the Quartz theme.

You did just remind me that we so far know absolutely fuckall about White Diamond, who seems to be the most important in the Authority. I'd imagine that her Quartz would be Smokey Quartz though.

Peridot saying "Holy smokes!" in the Barn Mates leak was actually foreshadowing about about Smokey Quartz being a paladin-type warrior.
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>>82727597
The fuck is Lapis for blue
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>>82727678
i see, i see
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>>82727704
>Stevonniedot
Only right answer.
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>>82727701
You said that if there is a dick involved it is gay. Heterosex involves dicks.
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>>82727711
no one forces you to watch that crap
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>>82727680
Connie's own mortality is going to cuck her.
>Connie dies during childbirth
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>>82727711
IT BEGINS
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>>82727720
>Stevonnie...
>Only right answers
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>>82727407
There would have been no point in dragging put the cluster's resolution. Ultimately, th cluster was just a plot device to drive peridots redemption. Once she new as redeemed, there was no need for the cluster. That said, I doubt thats the last time we'll be seeing it.

As for malachite, it needed to be resolved so that lapis could come into play and drive the story forward. Since they are still at the barn, it transitions nicely.
Realistically this was the best way for it to be resolved. Obviously the cluster couldn't form cause then everyone would die, nor could the drill actually kill the cluster. So while it may have seemed rush, it was for the best.
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>>82727673
Sapphire's an aristocratic seer with ice powers. Powersets for gems seem to be pretty random, especially the CGs.

Psychic stuff/projection seems to be a Steven original. All the Gems seemed surprised that he could do it.
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>>82727728
too many dicks
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>>82727407
Maybe some parts were rushed but I still really enjoyed both episodes anyway. I still feel hype and excitement rushing through my body
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>>82727740
>Conniefag is upset over Stevidot being best ship
Feels good.
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>>82727641
It will be a three way between Lapis, Peridot and Connie
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>>82727766
Stevonniedot best ship.

Steven is not for shipping.
Connie is not for shipping.
Stevonnie is for the shipping.
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I was out in LA last night so I couldn't make it for /sug/'s glorious return

How fast were we shitposting?

Did we hit 2000 replies per hour as was predicted?
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>>82727792

wouldn't that be a 4 way?
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>>82727740
>>82727766
Gentleman, I propose that both are equally cute.

I also think Peridot going "Human War Machines!" and freaking out like Denzel Crocker when she sees Stevonnie would be funny.
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My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Wish he could witness her comeback
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>>82727792
>>82727793
Jastevonnie also maybe actually best ship.
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>>82727793
I can get behind this
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>>82727741
yeah I guess, it's just how easy it was just didnt sit right with me, yeah steven solves everything with hugs and kisses all the time but i dunno

>>82727750
alright man, I liked it too
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>>82727749
So lesbian sex is the only sex that isn't gay?
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>Sugar's wet dream was shipping her with Did, and her brother with a gender-bender Zim

At last I truly see.
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Hey guys, what if steven introduces connie to peridot and he ends up getting cucked by both of them?
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>>82727834
Lapevonniedot
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>>82727816
Steven and Connie is shit ship. I am not conniefag. I was agreeing with Stevonniedot-Anon and this Stevidot didn't get it like the underdeveloped proto-Stevonniedots they haven't yet grown up to be are wont to not get.
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>>82727793
But Stevonnie is two kids duct taped together.
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>>82727603
>>82727629
Since when is this a thing?

It's kinda nice.
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>>82727860
lesbian sex, and sex with alien genitals that don't fall under the classification of 'penis'
also psychic sex
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>>82727869
Connie x Peridot new OTP

Art when
green when
canon when
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Anyone else wondering how Lapis and the CG will interact?

I get that the CG are now considerably less hostile towards Lapis, but that doesn't excuse the fact that they were so nonchalant about keeping and using her as the mirror for presumably thousands of years. Pearl's attitude seemed to imply that gem-based tools are the norm, and Lapis was vilified when she broke free.
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>>82727597
My headcanon is Amethyst and Rose Quartz are both within Pink Diamond's part of the color wheel. Amethyst came out of a kindergarten run by Rose with pink injectors.
Yellow Diamond's counterpart to Amethyst would be Citrine.
There aren't any well-known quartz names for Blue Diamond's soldiers, if she has any. I only know of some varieties of chalcedony.
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>>82727866
Stevidot and Rebecca's self insert x Ronaldo confirmed?
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>>82727866
but she shipped herself with zim
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>>82727813
no, it was actually pretty lackluster

a lot of the shitposting was ACTUAL shitposting like rants, rather than the fun stuff people usually post
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>>82727892
Lapis will probably hate them with a buring passion except for steven who she trusts.
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>>82727869
>implying Peridot would want to spend time with a filthy human
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>>82727871
Only if you mean StevonnieXLapidot fusion on fusion.
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Did people forget that Steven became taller and almost got himself hurt cause he wanted Connie to see him as a hot 14 year old? Seriously he want's her. he blushes around her when things get personal.

Stevonnie will be canon. It's been obvious.
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>>82727884

Sorry, senpai, but ovipositors penetrate all day long , aren't penises, and they belong exclusively to females.
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I thought Gem drill had some really expressive models and presentation.
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>>82727869
I just realized it wouldn't matter since Lapis ni back on the picture, the one Gem who won't get along the the Crystals for keeping her in themirror, or with peri for forcing her back to earth, and she was total pals with steven while in the mirror, if thingsgo back to that but with current lapis both Connie and Peri would be fucking salty jealous.
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>>82727943
The Stevidot posts are shitposts anon.
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>>82727949
OY MAMA
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Stevonnie is the only designated shipping
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>>82727949
why are you apologizing?
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>>82727943
Stevonnie is already canon... have you not made it to Alone Together yet?

They fuse


You're stupid, and deserve to be mocked, Conniefag.
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>>82727892
Worst case scenario, she'll be awkward around them for a bit. I think defeating Jasper and saving Lapis will redeem the CGs a bit for Lapis. She's really just gonna be pissed at Peridot and rightfully so.

"Dicksquad" faggots can get the FUCK out of my /sug/
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>>82727935
No, Stevidot X Laponnie fusion on fusion.
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>>82727929
well yeah, that much is obvious. I really want Lapis to point them out as hypocrites if they try to be nice to her.
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>>82727974
Of course, if one of the components goes to a
DESIGNATED
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>>82727984
Humans can't fuse with Gems, Steven is the exception.
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>>82727984
I was not prepared for that.
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>>82727892
My impression from the bit with Malachite was that Jasper found a crack in Lapis's armor - namely, Lapis isn't fond of the Crystal Gems, so she couldn't put up much resistance to the idea of beating them to death.
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Lapidot fusion will be called Olivine, calling it now.
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>>82727949
if they're female aliens with ovipositors wouldn't they be parasites that impregnate planets instead of members of the same species and organic females?
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I don't think I can live with not seeing Jasper until the next midseason pre-finale, if even that.

What're your thoughts/hopes for the future of best gem?
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I want Steven to fuse with Peridot and Lapis.
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who unironically stevidot here
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>>82727974
Get your logic out if here.
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>>82728021
>looks like Olive Oyle, noodle arms and all
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>>82728024
my man
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>>82728022

What do you think the cluster is?

The gems themselves are ovums.
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So this is now pretty much canon right?
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>>82728026
Just give her back

;_;
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>>82728035
Me.
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>>82727460
>vaper detected
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>>82728035
You better believe it
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>>82728035
I've been shipping it since Catch and Release.
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>>82728012
Malachite did start acting more like an individual after Jasper told Lapis that they could kill the CG together. Its the one thing they can agree on.
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>>82728026
the crack she fell through found it's way into the cluster, she unbubbles it and tries to fuse with it to get back at the Crystals and destry the planet, final boss fight ensues.
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>>82728026
>Jaspevonnie
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>>82728062
>Steven adds two gems to the CGs via the power of friendship to form the ultimate crime fighting team, the Beach City Jewish Defence Force
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>>82728062
The Jews did this.
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>>82728026
>What're your thoughts/hopes for the future of best gem?
That he becomes stronger and gets better control over his powers, and that he learns swordfighting and gets his own sword.
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>>82728024
What would a Lapithys fusion be called?

>>82728045
Hue, I was thinking of what you would get when you combined one gem with an innate knowledge of Gem weapons and technology and another gem with the ability to manipulate water into any form. I got SEKAI ICHI out the other end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa1zLRI8ZnQ
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>>82727976

I am truly sorry for your lots.
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Whats with this thing against vaping?

Cause I'm totally behind it, vaping faggots are the worst, but why talk shit in /sug/?

did something happen inbetween seasons?
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>>82728085
>Garnet
>jealous

I want this.
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>Steven helps the cluster to grow calm and peaceful
>he visits it in his dreams, they grow a bond
>yellow diamond invades
>crystal gems are getting their butts kicked
>earth rumbles
>enormous arm breaks out of the ground to protect him and wreck yellow diamond's shit
> *in a thousand voices* WE
>ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

how hype would you be
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>>82728026
I want her back, I don't want her to be redeemed right away. I really love her anger
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>>82727926

Castaway Jasper Episode when?
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>>82728118

Adult Fin and Adult Steven team-up when.
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>>82727906
Your headcanon is stupid.
Amethyst is Blue's. Rose is Pink's.
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>>82728118
>Gets his sword back and connie dies forever
fify
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>>82728078
Vaping is for faggots and so is futa.
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>>82728133
just tumblr
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>>82728091
Get the fuck out, I don't want none of that shit.
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>>82728091
>the crack founds its way
>the crack, with jasper inside it, roamed the subterranean in search of the cluster
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>>82728133
It's just a meme bro
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>>82728154
No, the sword is Connie's now, I just want him to get a smaller sword (like a broadsword) with a similar aesthetic.
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>>82728140
This would be especially neat because they were Crystal Gems at one point.
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>>82728091
>YD shows up just in time to get shattered by the Jasper Cluster
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>>82728173
NMB
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>>82728133
Some guy was demanding pictures of Gems vaping in every thread. Claimed to be building a collection.

Also vaping isn't cool (like cigarettes) or funny (like weed), so there's not much appeal to drawing it since it basically looks like they're screwing around with a boxy inhaler.
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>>82728171
>the crack founds its way
>the crack, with jasper inside it, forms a series of startups to search for the cluster
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>>82728075
>>82728082
>>82728085
ma niqqas
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>>82728214
Cigarettes aren't cool either, smoker. Smokers smell fucking disgusting and their homes and possessions are covered in sticky tar.
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>>82728214
Specific fetish is specific.
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Will they fuck I mean fuse over summer /sug/?

cause I've been wanting to see that for a looooooooong time
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>>82728236
are these the new /ss/fags?
put me on suicide watch.
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>>82728243
>not going outside for your smoke
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>>82727057
So is Steven a fucking psyker or what?

Is he the God-Gemperor we all envisioned him to be?
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>>82728142
If they do go the redemption-route (which, God please yes), I wonder how different it'll be for Peridot's.

I mean, they'll probably HAVE to restrain her in some way until she can be trusted not to strangle them all, but won't that seem like too much of a re-tread of Peri-in-the-bathroom?

And what'll be Jasper's thingamajig that makes her value the survival of the earth? More Stevenlove?

I'll take any excuse really, I'm just speculative
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>>82728251
This whole board's gonna be pink and green, anon!
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>>82728271
I think it's called the God-Emperor of Gemkind.
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>>82728249
What if Amydot and Lapearl were stable fusions and the Gem lineup became Garnet-Amydot-Lapearl-Stevonnie?
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>>82728243

nah dude, smoking cigarettes can look pretty fucking cool, other than that, true to everything else you said
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when will Peridot meet Lion?

what shenanigans will ensue?
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>>82728290
All hail!
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>>82728271
>steven keepig a worldshattering being from destroying the world, using the power of his mind
I think you might be onto something
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>>82728243
that's reality. Smoking in fiction makes you look sexy with a troubling past/lifestyle
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>>82728313
Peridot has already met lion, remember? When they went to the moon.
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>>82728287
Probably have her try and figure out what Steven is, and why Rose would give herself up for him.
Then she'll continue to travel the Earth with a tortoise she found, whom she named Helmet.
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>>82728313
She already did in It Could've Been Great, you dingus.
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>>82728290
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>>82728287
I don't know how it will start, but after Jasper accepts she is stuck on Earth and the Great Diamond Authority doesn't give two shits about her, it will end up being about Jasper teaching Steven and Amethyst how to be "proper Quartzes."
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WAKE ME UP
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>>82728313

you know, the typical peridot shenanigans
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>>82728313
Probably something cute.

>inb4 That one Zone picture comes to mind hurrdurr.
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>>82728337
>>82728340

oh, yeah. i forgot.
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>>82728243
Smoking gives the impression of someone who lives a rough life and uses them to calm nerves, or in older settings, it gives the impression of class and refinement. Plus, it gives the characters something to hold. I don't smoke myself and I don't like smokers, but it's hard not to see the appeal of drawing it.

Vaping, on the other hand, makes you look like a jackass.
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>>82728249
Lapearl was born out of how Pearl treated Lapis as a mirror, so shipping them was ironic and usually involving hatesex.
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>>82728350
WAKE ME UP GEMSIDE
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>>82728290
>the god-emperor of gemkind, or, the gempoknd
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>>82728305
>pinstripe suit and suspenders
>le mobster chique xD
>smoking cigarettes can look pretty fucking cool
You're welcome to post here, but can you please leave your fedora on /trash/?
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>>82728350
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>>82728346
Epic doesn't even begin to describe this.
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>>82728313
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very fast thread wew
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>>82728382
woah, did anon delete this themselves, or did a janitor do it?
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>>82728350
I CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>82728289
for some reason i bursted out laughing when I saw this pic
>>82728346
>the fucking burger
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>>82728346
>slipers
fuck you my coworkes looked my way for laughing like an idiot
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>>82728350
My sides
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PENETRATION
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>>82728305
those are cigars tho
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so, the upcoming episode called bubbled will be about the cluster, right?
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>>82728305
>>82728332
>>82728382
Cool characters and/or cool art can make smoking look cool, but it's not the act itself that is cool.
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>>82728392

sorry m8, not good pic, just saw the thumbnail and saw smoking, hell, they weren't even cigarettes

Here, this one is actually better
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>>82728287
I doubt they'll have to hold her down. First instinct will probably be to get the hell out of there. And once she accepts she can't, redemption begins. Hopefully slowly.
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>>82728382
Smoking is still a sign of class in China I've heard. More expensive the pack, the classier you are.
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>>82728350
top kek
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>>82728290
You mean the man-emperor of gemkind, right?
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>>82728405
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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>>82727320
>Occam's Razor
Occam's razor of kid's show storytelling is that Steven turns out to be a magical princess all along.
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> yfw triple tip penetration mode
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>>82728346

>that screaming jasper on the armor
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>>82728425
hopefully
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>>82728467
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>>82728062
>No Jasper
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>>82728392
I'd rather see decent fanart than shitty frogposting
like this>>82728396
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>>82728467

only one tip was actually able to penetrate.

the cluster is tight.
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>>82728467
>>82728481
Aww, sookie sookie.
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>>82728149
I was wondering when someone would do this
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>>82728271
Steven's only purpose is to promote the Synthesis ending from Mass Effect 3.
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>>82728462
>>82728384
SAVE ME
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>>82728456
Requesting the Pillar Melons.
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>>82728467
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>>82728062
mmnope
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>>82727383
But our Pearl is Pink Pearl.
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>>82728506
That's old. As old as the episode.
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>>82728467
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>>82728510
CALL MY NAME
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>>82728467
>Peridot's face when Steven uses triple penetration mode on her
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>>82728532
So literally twenty hours?
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>>82728527
IKR? Why is it so hard for people to accept that?
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>>82728450
considering how much I pay for the things in australia I must look like a god damned king to them
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>>82728467
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>>82728571
S-Steven......
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>>82728062
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>>82728558
12 threads old
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>>82727860
If you go by the Bible, lesbian sex doesn't exist. It was never expressly forbidden in OT because men thought women couldn't orgasm or even lust for dick (or pussy).
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>>82728271
> implying the creation of a superior hybrid was not the plan of rose quartz
the rebellion has a low manpower, they need quality instead of quantity now
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What did Peridot say after Steven said "I love you"?
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>>82728429
Let's look at the facts about smoking: it's pretty cheap, most people say it helps calm them down or keep them steady, it's addictive, and it's got a lot of health risks associated. So when you show a character smoking, it implies that a) they're not too high on cash, b) they're regularly in situations where they need a drug to calm them down, c) they're probably dealing with the addiction in some manner, and d) they don't care much about their own long-term health. It conveys a lot of hints about their personality and struggles - when you draw a character smoking, it's usually a sign that the character has Seen Some Shit.

Note that this has nothing to do with actual smokers, who smell like crap.
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>>82728597
"wow thanks"
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>>82728350
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>>82728552

AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
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>>82728597
>Wow, Thanks
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>>82728597
"Want to fuck before we die?"
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>>82728597
"Wow, thanks."
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>>82728588
Got me there. We can agree it's a logical conclusion though, right?
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I haven't been following the series much but do we have any idea if Stevens Rock Mom was the actual Faction Leader for Pink Diamond or was she just a Middle-Man of sorts for the lower tier gems of that particular faction?
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>>82728615
>tumblr's version of "the Jews did this"
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>>82728607
>it's pretty cheap
I wish
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>>82728350
Thats just unfair
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>>82728626

I personally think RQ was like second in command for pink diamond
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>>82728626
She seems to be powerful enough to be some lieutenant of sorts.
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>>82728607
>It's pretty cheap

Not in britabong land unless you know someone going abroad and they get you packs of baccy on the cheap
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Hey Pearl, I....
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>>82728626
She's a Quartz. An extremely powerful Quartz but a Quartz nonetheless.
Also, Steven has seen murals of Pink Diamond multiple times, but it was always out of view to us. I'm sure Steven would've pointed out if his mom looked Pink Diamond.
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>>82728513
>Whamelon
>EiSeedisi
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>>82728686
And that's why Rose chose Greg.
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>>82728691
>Karstaloupe
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>>82727407

I'm certain that the cluster hasn't been fully resolved. I can't imagine that bubbling something that's basically the core of the earth will hold it back if it really, really wants to do something. That being said, the cluster will probably form to fight alongside Steven, probably if there's an actual full-scale invasion presented by Yellow Diamond.

On the flip side, I do think that Malachite was dealt with a bit quickly. Chances are this is the last time we'll see that particular Malachite, but I do feel a bit... cheated, idk. I just want to see Lapis and Peridot interacting, so I don't mind. episodes together were 8/10, good shit.
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>>82728348
>Jasper teaching Steven and Amethyst how to be "proper Quartzes."
strong in the real way jaspereprise when
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>>82728626
It's still unclear what happened to Pink Diamond or what Rose's relationship to her was. Most people are pretty sure Rose wasn't Pink Diamond (too short, too weak, rebellion started off with just her and her butler, doesn't look like the other Diamonds but looks about right for a Quartz). Where she was in rank is a rough call because we still haven't seen if she was anywhere.
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Which would be each gem's favorite boards?
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>>82728708
Right I forgot what his melony name was
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>>82728733
/fa/ pearl
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>>82727057
Hug not fug ok
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>>82728733
Peridot would be a Nintendrone on /v/ and would shitpost about Percy X Pierre on /co/
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>>82728733
amethyst would be /b/
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>>82728733
Peridot /g/
Pearl /diy/
Garnet /r9k/
Amethyst /trash/
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>>82728699
IIRC this pic was from a "Gems are actors" AU. This was a missed take from that bit in Fusion Cuisine where Pearl is disgusted by eating... at which the actress promptly belched midsentence.
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>>82728716

Steven's taking you to the gun show!
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>>82728760
This
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>>82727731
>not "Steven dies during Connie's childbirth"
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>>82728760
What if Steven is the one fugging?
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>>82727673

>We know that Rose is a Quartz

Supposedly. The color of her gemstone is nothing like a rose quartz (actual rose quartz's color is a lot paler and subdued).
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>>82728790

unless the baby was inside of Steven, i can't see that happening.
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>>82728763
>Garnet /r9k/
more like /u/
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>>82728773
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>>82728793
ESPECIALLY if Steven is the one fugging.
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>>82728224
>the crack, with jasper inside it, forms a series of startups to search for the cluster
>the startups each pull heavy profits through financial shenanigans before going bust, in rapid succession
>the crack with jasper inside it, becomes trapped in an economic bubble
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>>82728804
>the character is literally called Rose Quartz
are you telling me that a cartoon is not photorealistic?
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>>82728827
I think the only board Garnet would enjoy is a board with new posts, therefore r9k
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I'm not the only one who thought that ending was shit, was I?

>gigantic world-ending threat that can destroy the planet
>steven wants to save it without killing it
>manages to do so

Yes thank you for the character "advancement" Sugar.
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>>82728843
What about adult Steven with proper consent?
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Got a pay raise from $10/hr to $11/hr. Would this please the PayPearl?
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>>82728763

Jasper /fit/
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>>82728733
>inb4 Jasper /fit/
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>>82728859
go reread TKDR for the 11,000th time, Miller
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WOW,
O
W
,
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>>82728867
PayPearl would please you for that much.
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>>82728763
>Peri
>/g/

You mean /diy/ m8
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>>82728733
yellow diamond /pol/
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>>82728888
One post too late, quad-san!
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>>82728859
Why were you expecting character advancement and how would Steven killing something qualify as that?
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>>82728892
T H A N K S
H
A
N
K
S
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>>82728867

hmmm, thread needs more pearls in plugsuits
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It's obviously
>Steven and Connie will be the couple
>Peridot will fawn over Steven like Pearl over Rose, due to never really feeling actual love, and try to push Connie out of the picture, until eventually he has to decide who he likes more
>he's obviously going to pick Connie, but not without assuring Peridot that he couldn't ask for a better friend, and that she can be his wingman any day
>What?
>It's from an old movie I saw.
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>>82728867
The best you can hope for is a footjob

You're scum, not yet worthy of a yellow diamond on your body
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>>82728858
isn't r9k the spaghetti/sob stories board? Garnet would smash the screen if she had to read through that shit.
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>>82728859
I thought it was a good Set-up for Yellow Diamonds arrival.
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>>82728867
no. move to a country with a better economy and a higher minimum wage
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>>82728859
>character wants something
>gets it

wtf is this hack shit
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>>82728607
I get what you're saying, I'm just saying that smoking still isn't cool. It might make you interested in the character's backstory but smoking is disgusting no matter what kind of spin you put on it.

> it's pretty cheap
How about fucking no.
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>>82728733
Garnet: Goes on /b/ and predicts her post number just to make people go "holy shit!", then heads to /u/ to download a pile of doujins.
Amethyst: Porn boards, /ck/. She thinks the Ramen Sundae is delicious.
Pearl: /diy/ and /fa/, but occasionally goes on /r9k/ late at night and greentexts about Greg.
Peridot: /g/, any fandom board. Also browsed /x/ once and thinks that everything on it is true.
Lapis: /r9k/ again, in her case greentexting about Pearl and Jasper. Occasionally, she and Pearl meet in the threads, though they've yet to figure out it was each other.
Jasper: /fit/, duh.
Steven: The Gems have seven parental blocks on the computer.
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>>82728859
Here buddy, (you)
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tulpa
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>>82728919
i love you, anon
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>>82728933
>moving to another country
0/10
you are not loyal enough for her
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>>82728862
I guess, if they're both game.

I still don't wanna see it!
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>>82728679
>>82728633
considering that SU is in NA, it would probably be cheap, so your British/commonwealth problems are irrelevant
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>>82728859
desu it was the only way, the drill was not going to drill though it.
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>>82728821
>Connie about to give birth
>Steven yelling, "C'MON, YOU CAN DO THIS"
>starts crowning
>Steven just poofs away
>nobody knows where he went
>but the baby has a gem that it didn't have in any of the ultrasounds
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>>82728926
>Connie dies in childbirth
>Steven gets depressed
>Peridot comforts him
>Peridot becomes Mrs. Steven Universe and takes care of Stevonnie Junior.
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>>82728859
As many people have pointed out before
>bubbling isn't a solution
>this gives homeworld a reason to invade

Shit's even more fucked than before.
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>>82728882
>>82728888
Anybody else here lift for Jasper? I wish I could wrestle her or at least have her critique my squat form.
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>>82728687
Whoa, really? Stevens seen it off camera?

I wonder if Pink Diamond was as evil as her counterparts.
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>>82728978
I've got one word for you, E N D G A M E.
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Which gem would be the easiest to coerce into anal and why is it Peridot?
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>>82728989
best end
>>82729014
this, at best he slapped a bandaid on it
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>>82729053
cause shes a buttslut
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>>82729037
Beware of the man who speaks in hands...
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Remember when we thought Barn Mates was going to be another Sadie and Lars episode
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>>82729037
I wish I could disagree.

I really do.
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>>82728987
>The baby looks like Rose but with dark skin.
>Pearl faints, Amethyst sobs, and Garnet sighs.
>"Its a cycle"
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>>82729053
>implying Amethyst wouldn't agree without a second thought.
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>>82729053
only because amethyst needs no coercion
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>>82729072
She's good breeding stock
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>>82728928
I would kill to get one of those from PayPearl
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>>82728654
Or at least she was by the time the so-called "Rebellion" started and whoever was above her was already gone.
>>
Now that the cluster is actually communicating with itself, won't the gems that form it eventually pull itself back together?

They'd probably give some insight on the war. I mean White Diamond was imprisoned in a self-destructing death-trap that was hidden before showing up at that Gem Battlefield. The mirror Lapis was in was found at the Galaxy Warp, implying it was left behind by escaping Homeworld gems. She was only mad at the Crystal Gems for not taking her out of it.
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>>82729014
This, it might not be the most exciting ending but it was good enough non the less. And the threat is not completely over, but put on a break until a possible Homeworld invasion
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>>82728859
>expected quality writing or Steven NOT to be a Gary Stu
I feel sorry for you.
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>>82729053
Amethyst.

hardest is lapis
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>Peridot is a traitor, Jasper fell off the face of the earth, the Cluster went back to sleep, Lapis wants nothing to do with anyone, and five Rubies were beaten in a fucking baseball game
That's it, YD has to send her elite assassin Quartz: Heliotrope.
Nothin personnel, clod.
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>>82729087

stay strong brother, we'll get trough this
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>>82729074
I thought it was gonna be Lars and Ronaldo
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uh oh! an invasion of mini-Japsers!

wat do?
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>>82729100
> implying she's not into anal already
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>>82729133
>implying that theres any complete gems in there
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>>82729114
Loyalty, and knowing your place. That's how you earn rewards.
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>>82729133
Is White Diamond the same Diamond Steven found during that Halloween Episode?
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>>82729100
>implying she hasn't already
Vidalia liked Amy because she was up for anything.

ANYTHING
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>>82729053
>Not wanting to make Jasper get all submissive
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>>82729163
If anything, you'd probably just have to pop a boner and show it to her.
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>>82729162
get sexual
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>>82729162
>unzips dick
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>>82729162
Engage cheek pinchers!
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>>82729173
I think White Diamond is the Gem from Serious Steven.
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>>82729133
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>>82729050
In Serious Steven, there's a mural with Pink in it that we never completely see.
In It Could've Been Great, there's a mural with every Diamond, we only see Pink's legs.
>>82729173
That was a blue gem.
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>>82728967
I love you too.
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>>82729154
Why can't she just send a rose quartz? That'll be interesting.
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>>82728048
>Lapis wearing the Major's outfit
>Not Connie's mom, who's VA is the same as the Major
>Worse yet, not Connie's dad dressed as Togusa (same VA); especially considering he works security

If someone's gonna make shitty weeb crossovers, they can at least make ones that make some sense
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>>82729100
>>82729101
>>82729053
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>>82729180
Oh my god she would be the most satisfying to break
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>CAUSE I'M FREE

>FREE FALLING
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>>82729219
this would be p neat
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>>82729162
Convince them to tie down Peridot Gilligan-Style, then do whatever c_ums naturally.
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>>82729162
she'd still kick your ass
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>>82729219

yes, we know it's fake, thanks.
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>>82728140
>A bass bosted version of the opening theme plays as the cluster absolutely fucks yd shit up

That would be hype as shit bruh
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>>82728733
Peridot would totally go on /g/ and /diy/, but she would also post about fandom crap on /v/ and /co/ or /tv/. She would probably go to /an/ too, to learn more about the other residents of our planet. I think she would be the most avid poster of the gems.

Pearl would go on /k/ because of her sick weapon collection. She would also post on /r9k/ because >tfw no gf

Amethyst would go on /ck/ and would totally make cringe food threads with pics she takes of whatever she creates, that or try all the stuff in the cringe food threads.

Garnet would use her future vision to make posts that reference her post number, and it would be nuts.

Jasper would totally go on /fit/. I mean, duh right?

Lapis would be a huge nostalgia fag so whatever board you'd go on for that. She's also really intent on people knowing/remembering who she is, so she would definitely be a namefag
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>>82729228
She sure does.
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>>82729224
>"Mom...?"
>"What is a mom?"
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>>82729210
Is that rock candy?
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>>82729220
wow, thx_______
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>>82729180
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>>82729253
>Gilligan-Style

you mean Gulliver style?
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>>82729228
I'm glad we solved this dilemma.
Now, assume the position.
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>>82729275
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>>82727825
Why the fuck do you keep posting the lyrics to Stan?

Yeah, I saw you in that Zone thread.

Good fucking song, but what the hell man?
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>>82729156
hold me
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>>82729225
Woah, I knew about Major, but I didn't know the dad's VA was also in Gits.

Lapis, however has similar hairstyles so your point is moot
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>>82729275
>>82729292
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>>82729290
Yeah, I'm stupid.
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>>82729278

crewniverse's meal from last night
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>>82728980
>$5 a pack in America
Don't know where you're at and how much you smoke, but a pack a day is $150 bucks a month, unless you buy a few cartons, which'll reduce it to about $100
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>>82729270
>Lapis would be a huge nostalgia fag so whatever board you'd go on for that. She's also really intent on people knowing/remembering who she is, so she would definitely be a namefag
/his/ or /lit/ for her
but still we need to know more about her
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>>82729294
anon, he's been doing it for years now
years
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>>82729289
That should say "Long live Steven".

Because you know, Jasper probably wants him dead.
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I want her to punch me until I die
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>>82729182
ame would be an amazing fuck buddy
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>dies
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>>82729297
>Hello darkness my old friend
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>>82728590
Well as they say, God punished women with childbirth and men with women so God hates gay men because they found the loophole.
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>>82729163
>implying she's not into anal vore already
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>>82729349
>trusting Matt
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>>82729349
>TFW the timeskip is in real-life instead of the show
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>>82729323
>paying $5 a pack
GA has low taxes, Marb's are $4, plenty of stuff at the $3 level
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>>82729349
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>>82729349
B'aw, look at wi'l ol' anon trying to fool people!
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>>82729349
>it's real
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>>82729349
fuck you, made me check
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>>82728271
No, this is just the way he can "project" with his gem. It's taken literally, and he can actually go into the minds of other gems when his own mind is inactive, which is fucking overpowered as shit.
He went into Malachite in Chille Tid since he was so focused on her and Lapis indirectly wanted help, the watermelons likely because of their ritualistic behavior towards Malachite taking who knows how long to connect to him, and the cluster because it directly called him as a diamond/strong gem to the point where he collapsed.
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>>82728319
>kept a billion daemons from bursting forth from Earth
>kept a billion gem shards from bursting forth from Earth
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>>82729373
Pffft, more like
>trusting randomass anon

Going on twitter takes like three seconds.
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>>82729349
Matt I love you, my sides have been bubbled here
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>>82729349
i don't see that on his twitter, did he delete it immediately or is this fake?
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>>82729424
Its real, 2 year vacations are what people do these days.
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>>82729424
I'll be non-smug.

It's fake as shit.
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>>82729349
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>>82729387
>>82729445
Is there really nothing else you could be doing right now?

Getting into education, maybe even a job?
>>
I thought the episodes were both really good. I love raven and pauls facial expressions
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>>82729316
>"I hate killing Rose"
>>
>Steven was able to directly/indirectly help the Gems and still keep himself from dying
yey
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>>82729468
I didn't make that, I was being sarcastic.
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>>82729525
Well, he kinda always does that. If he didn't, he would be dead.
>>
Is everything between Crack the Whip and Gem Harvest going to be an Amethyst arc? Are we really going to have a two month Amethyst arc, or is it going to be one of those new episode every day deals?
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>>82729445
They really made a killing with SU.
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>>82729447
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>>82729538
>If he died, he would be dead
sage words, anon.
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>>82729349
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>>82729525
That's the whole show.
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>>82728626
Wait hold the fuck up. What was pink diamonds position in the gem war/earth rebellion? Was she the leader of the Rebels? Or just one of the four home world gems who wanted the earth to be assimilated?
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>>82729292
>NOT THE MOMMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNR4hKbSH7I
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>>82729540

no idea
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>>82728346
Stop invading every fucking board with your MLP-TIER faggotry.

God damn w4k isn't even a good roleplaying system, it's got a shitty knockoff Dune story and the characters are literally just space cunts who kill for "reasons"
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>>82729608
id fuck that cake
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>>82729581
Right now, we know essentially nothing about her. Top theories include:

- She was Rose's master who taught her to rebel and was slain for her treachery.
- She was Rose's master and Rose rebelled against her.
- She's Bismuth.
- She's Lion.
- Rose was Pink Diamond.
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>>82729608
what the fuck is this?
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>>82729620
40Kfags are almost as pervasive as weeabs. Just take it as board culture.
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>>82729634

would ya?
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>>82729634
that's not a cake it's a keyring on top of a carpet brush
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>>82729570
Is it a screenshot of the "Fall of Steven".
>>
Next episode when?
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>>82729638
Ty based anon
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>>82729620
That image is from November, I'm not even a 40Kfag I just saved the picture because I thought it was funny and cool. Calm down and accept people's tastes for once.
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>>82729665
Today
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>>82729581
Blue Diamond was in charge of Earth's colonization but White Diamond had a base on the moon. I'm assuming something happened to PD since she's not part of the Diamond Authority after the war.
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>>82729637
Then why is Garnet bestmom?
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>>82729657
I didn't know Sunibee drew Amethyst.
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>>82729648
A suppository.
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>>82729672
NEVER
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>>82729686
"Best mom" is subjective, what's important is that they're all his mom.
>>
Which season so far has the best Raven and Paul episodes?
>1A
Together Breakfast (Ian and Paul)
Frybo
Tiger Millionaire
So Many Birthdays
Coach Steven
Joking Victim
An Indirect Kiss
Mirror Gem

>1B
Keep Beach City Wierd
Island Adventure
Warp Tour
Horror Club
Rose's Scabbard (with Rebecca)
The Return

>2
Full Disclosure
Reformed
Keeping it Together
Keystone Motel (with Rebecca)
Nightmare Hospital
Sadie's Song
Message Received

>3
Gem Drill
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>>82729687

here's pearl i guess
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>>82729417
noticing that anon isn't even trying takes less than that. i was ian I'd check Twitter, but who cares about matt
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>>82729648

cake
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>>82728626
All we know so far is
>Rose was the one leader of the revelion
>there were a lot of Crystal gems, who got lost before humans were a thing, in the war with homeworld
>No mention of Pink diamond, or any diamnd on Rose's side for that matter
Those are the only facts, everything else:
>Rose is pink diamond
>Rose was lieutenant for PInk diamond
>Pink diamond got banished/pufed/crushed by other diamonds for for something (taking sides with native lifeon invaded planets?) and as revenge Rose made theresistance
>Rose was actually the badguy
are just fan made theories,you could find "evidence" throut the show, but nothing is confirmed.
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>>82729711
I believe it was the last time you posted that
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>>82729649
I can't stand 40k fans, they're always so absorbed in the damn universe and don't see the inherent circlejerk.
>>
>>82729665

next thursday at 7pm edt.
>>
Is the forced fusion much smaller than it was made out to be or can Steven really bubble just about anything?
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>>82729638
Im of the opinion that Pink's death is what ended the war and convinced the other diamonds to drop the magic nuke that corrupted everyone (except for Rose, Pearl, amd Garnet) and leave Earth
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>>82729789
Steven had a lot of help with the other bubbles. They made a base, he filled it out.
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>>82729789
The cluster bubbled itself, Steven just sort of guided it to do so.
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>>82729810
He helped with his own bubble, too.
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>>82727614
more like a love rhombus
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>>82729789

-it wasn't formed yet

-the shards started to bubble earch other

-just about anything is bubble-able
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>>82729748
/tg/ and 40k fags are self aware enough. They know what they are doing. They continue doing it because ______it's fun______.
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>>82729608
>>82729657
>>82729719
>>82729731
This does not look like food. You can't convince me it is.
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>>82728919
Steven is a perfect cupcake and deserves both smooches and the satisfaction that comes from turning a grump into a better, smoochable person.

This is why stevidot is best.
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>>82729708
>"Best mom" is subjective
It really isn't in this case.
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>>82729839
that's the point you dumb fuck
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>>82729711
Man they really fell off after Keeping It Together, I'm surprised Gem Drill was as creepy as it was
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>>82729744
I posted Joe and Jeff last time
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>>82729789
It seemed to be at least a few hundred meters wide. Also, it's not the fully-formed Cluster; it's just its Gem. Think about how big Alexandrite is with just four Gems, then multiply that by a billion.
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>>82729861
Okay? It's kind of an autistic point.
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>>82729839

it is tho
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>jasper dies
>gems carry my waifu back home

YES!

YES!
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>>82729732
oh, and we also know that Rose is dead and gone.
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>>82729908

looks like Peridot's anus.
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>>82729863
Message received was great though
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>>82727749
What if the dude has two dicks?
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>>82729914
Jasper isn't dead.
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>>82728062
Needs a spot for Jasper. We Seven Pointed Star now.
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>>82729888
there's nothing autistic about a form of art
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Gem Mutants 5e v1.01
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I fine with memeing the shit out of a consecutive threads, but we all know Jasper isn't dead. I just wanted to put that out there.
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>>82729984
>he thinks jasper is alive
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>>82729926
please seek jesus
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Is the three-gem fusion literally just a gem-vesion of the NGE angels
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>>82729984
>this denial
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>>82730000
>>82730008
u piece of shit
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>>82730008
JASPER ISN'T DEAD CONFIRMED
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>>82730000
>>82730008
Can't argue with that.

Jasper is alive and kicking.
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>>82729949
>Emerald
>not Prasiolite
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>>82730024
>the three-gem fusion
sardonyx? sugalite?
>>
STEVIDOT IS PEDOPHILIA

GEM/STEVEN SHIPS ARE WRONG

STOP THAT
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>>82730065
this
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>>82729976
This is really well done
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WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PROMOS
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>>82730024
Sardonyx and Sugilite.
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>>82730065
>GEM/STEVEN SHIPS ARE WRONG
Then why do they feel so right?
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>>82729952
yeah sure thing kiddo

>>82730047
you know
the one that was fighting malachite
sugilite
isn't sardonix pearl-garnet
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>>82730113
Because you were never hugged as a child.
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>>82728287
Jasper seems like someone who clearly values and respects strength and loyalty. The thing that will put Jasper on the path to redemption is being in a situation where Steven's "weaknesses" like compassion, friendship, and human ingenuity are shown to be strengths.

Best guess? Circumstances somehow lead to Jasper and Steven being stuck together and forced to cooperate to survive. Ultimately Steven risks his own life to save Jasper, leaving her confused and questioning her beliefs.
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>>82730065
He's 14. That's legal in some countries.
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>>82730113
because you're a fucking CREEP
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>>82728350
holy shit 10/10
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>>82729976

looks pretty fukcing great, do you have more? a link to your gallery or something?

i would kill for a SU-theme rulebook
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>>82730000
>>82730008
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>>82730125
Alexandrite is a 4-way fusion.
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>>82730065
no
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Hey shouldnt we get a sam en old world official protmo today?
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>>82730065
>burnett posted it
>therefore its true
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>>82730065
Counter, the gems aren't humans and obviously don't follow a linear aging process if any at all. The basis for pedophilia laws isn't really fleshed out on any grounds other than "children and adults loving is morally bad", and in this case especially you can't really quantify the maturity or intelligence of either Steven or the gems.
Checkmate tumblr.
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>>82730008
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>>82730125
garnet is two gems
making sardonyx a three gem fusion
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>>82730154
I made a bunch of character options a while back. I'm trying to update them to a more book-like style at the moment.
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>>82730065
I want tumblr normies to leave
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>>82730157
>>82730179
haha right
right
garnet is a fusion
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>>82730142
just because it's legal doesn't mean its not wrong
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>>82730113
>That potato art
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>>82730167
You'd have a point if it was adult StevenxGem ships.
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>>82728350
lol
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>>82730162
what's "not true" about Peridot being an adult and Steven being a child?

It's a fact.

>>82730167
>you can't really quantify the maturity or intelligence of either Steven or the gems
the only intelligence that can't be quantified is yours
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>>82730113
Man I drew this a real long time ago.
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>>82729660
Alternately
>On that day, Gemkind received a grim reminder.
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>>82730065
Shut up Garnet
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>>82730261
I know, but I like it.
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>>82727163
>Matt confirmed Periven was dead.
Source?
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>>82730279
no
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>>82730279
>Garnet with a Stevonnie plush
That is cute.
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>>82730308
on twitter he basically said that they dont have romantic feelings for each other, and also that steven is a child and peridot is an adult
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>>82730211
Its an old pic from a drawfag when he was starting out. He has some good shit now but he's not been around lately.
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>>82728392
Oi m8. Don't be a faggot. Das gud mafia gem art.
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>>82730279
I love this pic, I'm going to cherish it forever.
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Reminder.
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>>82730308
I can't find the picture of the tweet but when asked about Periven Matt responded along the lines of "Peridot is a grown ass gem".
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>>82730261
>>82730337
i was just shitposting at you because it reminded me of how things used to be
sorry
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>>82729973
Where is this from?
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>>82730322
>>82730360
matt's a wang though
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>>82730216
How's my point lost if it's fourteen year-old StevenxGem? You'd have an easier time making the argument that the relationship would be interspecies and thus ethically objectionable than you would this shit.
>>82730248
Peridot isn't an adult, she's a semi-sentient rock. She's no more humanly animate relative to Steven than a sex doll would be.
>the only intelligence that can't be quantified is yours
You're that LessWrong guy I was arguing with a few threads ago, aren't you?
>>82730342
>gud mafia ... art
Disgusting.
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>>82729852
Agreed
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>>82730347
>>82730279
stevonnie is real and good and perfectly acceptable

periven is gross and wrong your soul will be judged for it
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>>82730358
Then why do you keep bullying me with your lies, Matt?
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>>82730358
>Telling people Pedophilia is wrong
>Bullying
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>>82730322
>and also that steven is a child and peridot is an adult
He's gonna get bigger!
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Don't kid yourselves, anons.
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>>82730358
"These tweets are for bullying you, morons. Stop repurposing them to bully others."
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>>82730065

KEK

get fucked
>>
Wonder why my post was instantly deleted. Probably a conspiracy.
>>82730216
How's my point lost if it's fourteen year-old StevenxGem? You'd have an easier time making the argument that the relationship would be interspecies and thus ethically objectionable than you would this shit.
>>82730248
Peridot isn't an adult, she's a semi-sentient rock. She's no more humanly animate relative to Steven than a sex doll would be.
>the only intelligence that can't be quantified is yours
You're that LessWrong guy I was arguing with a few threads ago, aren't you?
>>82730342
>gud mafia ... art
Disgusting.
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>>82729973
Is a deal a deal?
I want to suck Lapises Lazuli's
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>>82729238
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"Iā€™ve seen people describe the show as ā€œcomfy.ā€ I think there are people who will have a huge spiel about what it means that the Gems have rebelled against their planet and all of these plot things, but I feel like the people who say the show is comfy are almost more in tune with the point of it." - Rebecca Sugar
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>>82730376
I got thick skin. I really should make some time to draw again. Iv been too busy.
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>>82730461
Nice.
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>>82730461
I've been waiting for this
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>>82730322
>>82730360
>muh moral
What a huge faggot
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>>82730439
When it comes to Steven x Connie being the one true pairing...
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>>82730398
>Peridot isn't an adult, she's a semi-sentient rock
are you fucking stupid

she's an alien, she's a member of a species of intelligent beings
parallels can be drawn between species in order to understand them better
as far as maturity goes, all gems are equivalent parallels to human adults

are you fucking stupid or something

>>82730462
she has a point and this scene doesn't necessairly contradict it
i mean, that's leading up to the whole endgame of the cluster, that is "learn to love yourself and be at peace, don't go searching for what can't be found"
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>>82730462
I kinda get what she's saying. Some people don't care about enjoying the story, they just want information so they can discuss it with other people.
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>>82730514
We are pic related.
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>>82730461
Imagine a world where Steven Universe was picked up by Nick.
What would be different, /sug/ ?
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>>82730347
Thank u anon
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>>82730493
>someone says pedophilia is bad
>you call them a faggot

are you, perhaps, a pedophile, anon?
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>>82730543
Consistent scheduling.
>>
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>>82730543
steven would be female and lesbian with connie
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>>82730439
Peridot hasn't seen Stevonnie, has she?

Oh this will be fun
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>>82729349
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>>82730586
if that was the only change, it would be 10000% better
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>>82730584
This is new.
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>>82730543
>Nick SU
>PeridotxSteven is canon
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>>82730543
It'd be almost cancelled 3 times, all the episodes would be leaked in French, and everything would just be dumped online.
>>
Really, the reason I don't see it happening is... well, where does it go? If it's them as kids, it's obviously not going to go very far. And once Steven's old enough to consider a serious relationship, he'll be at the point where Peridot looks (and probably still acts) like a child to him. There's just no phase of it where it isn't at least a little creepy.
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>>82730584
Easily the stupidest gem. She's the Homeworld equivalent of construction equipment.
>>
i mean but for real though
steven is already bigender and that's pretty neat
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>>82730543

series would end on YD and RQ french kissing
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>>82730008
ayyyyyy lmao
>>
How about some Š¦Š˜Š¤PŠ« for you, fellow american brothers.
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>>82728062

well, in case you haven't noticed, the number of angles progresses (skipping two on account of being geometrically imposible) by one with each gem
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>>82730631
Mir Space Station Command Control Console and Monitor
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>>82730515
>as far as maturity goes, all gems are equivalent parallels to human adults

or dogs
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>>82730619
>Peridot looks (and probably still acts) like a child to him
when will this meme end
peridot is not a child
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>>82730584
>>82730601
Yeah, I don't remember this frame.

Do they actually write on her head while she was unconscious?
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>>82730515
>she's a member of a species of intelligent beings
Which are completely developmentally incomparable to humans.
>parallels can be drawn between species in order to understand them better
But pretending like the maturity standards of one species directly translate to another is just nonsense.
>as far as maturity goes, all gems are equivalent parallels to human adults
Amethyst is hardly equivalent to Steven.
>are you fucking stupid or something
Evidently since I'm replying to bait.
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>>82728346

>Fucking slippers

I'm done
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>>82730563
They are fucking cartoons not people. Also, best ship
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>>82730625
How can he be bigender when the combination of two genders results in a new gender. I mean, you don't go around calling hermaphrodites bigender, do you?
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>>82730651
Neat.
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>>82730622
>fem lit
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>>82730659
It was a joke someone did on Tumblr of Garnet doing it and Lapis never figuring it out because it would involve looking into a mirror.
>>
I want to date Peridot
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>>82730653
no, actually
amethyst is just eccentric

>>82730669
>But pretending like the maturity standards of one species directly translate to another is just nonsense
im not saying that. i'm not saying they go through the same process i'm saying that in order to better understand this other species parallels must be drawn to something we already understand

gems are never children
they are born as they always will be, they don't "grow up", they just "change"
so, easy shorthand is to just say that they're always adults


>Amethyst is hardly equivalent to Steven.
steven is not a human adult
amethyst is eccentric and immature but there are plenty of adult humans who are similar, but they are no less adults for it, are they?
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>>82730726
Fuck you
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>>82728346
>Slippers
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>>82730672
>It's a "they're just cartoons" episode
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>>82730625
(You)
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>>82729162
Ask them where big Jasper is so she can beat me up
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>>82730659
google says chille tid
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>>82730676
Are you saying that Steven is a hermaphrodite?
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So this is next on next Thursday, right?
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>>82730742
I can have wants, fuck you
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>>82730604
And everyone would be ok with this except for Tumblr.
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>>82730726
Hi Steven.
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>>82730042
>Prasiolite
>not Fluorite.
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why would you want to ship any gem with steven
gem ships are so much better
steven is not for sexual
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>>82730604
It is not?
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>>82730543
Probably be cancelled after one season and replaced by Spongebob reruns.
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>>82730887
Steven is all about sexual. The first thing he did upon going somewhere with Peridot is demand her to hold hands.
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>>82730887
>being a lesbianfag
fuck off
>>
we missed this last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIV93hOx05Q&feature=youtu.be&t=13
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>>82730575
PFFFFTTTHAHAHAHAHA
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>>82730740
>they don't "grow up", they just "change"
What do you think "growing up" is?
>steven is not a human adult
Neither is Amethyst, and saying that because she's never physically developed she qualifies as an "adult" is also pretty silly.
>but they are no less adults for it, are they?
Sure, there are tons of adults that act like children. Without the guidelines of age or physical and maturity, there's nothing to say that a child acting like a child is any different from an full-grown adult acting like a child.
>so, easy shorthand is to just say that they're always adults
Where are you getting that from? In the sense that they've reached their maximum physical development, sure, but nobody can say for sure whether they're emotionally or mentally on par with humans.
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>>82730902
It is extremely canon.
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>>82730887
>why would you want to ship any Gem with Steven
Because he's my favourite character, he's my best Gem, and I like his relationship with the Gems so it's fun to put a romantic spin on it and see how it could work out.
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>>82730461
Saved
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>>82730958
For you
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>>82730622
>powers are water based
>swimming: F

more like this picture is stupid
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>>82730887

no man, i wanna see that boy fuck those aliens
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>>82730958
It really isn't.
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>>82730921
>not being a lesbianfag
out
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>>82730968
>shipping him with the kuudere instead of the tsundere.
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>>82730390
VHS Scrooge
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>>82730593
>Oh this will be fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KugBfqFNBGI
It;s be like this but with Peridot instead of Crocker and "HUMAN WAR MACHINES!" instead of "FAIRY GOD PARENTS!"
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>>82731010
tsundere is shit mane
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>>82731001
More like you are stupid.

If you had the ability to move entire oceans and fly then you wouldn't need to know how to swim.
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>>82730984
Was derailing this thread part of your plan?
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>>82731010
I ship him with both.

I also ship him with Amethyst, Garnet, Jasper, Opal, and Pearl.
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>>82730622
>>82730694
Yeah this, wtf is this? I just took a women's studies course this semester. Is it something like that? Fuck I hated that class. It's all the patriarchies fault apparently.
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>>82731045
Maybe to a person with shit opinions.
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>>82731001
That's the joke.
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>>82730921
what the fuck is wrong with lesbians, man

>>82730943
>What do you think "growing up" is?
growing up in humans involves an actual progression of constant changes towards an end goal of "mature human adult"
hormones, brain change, skeletal growth, etc
that's a linear progression

gem maturity is instant from birth, so their changes aren't linear or directed
they change depending on their actions, experiences, etc

>Neither is Amethyst, and saying that because she's never physically developed she qualifies as an "adult" is also pretty silly.
by that logic all gems are children
which is dumb

basically what i'm saying is regardless of physical growth, they're considered mature adults of their species from birth

regardless of what you think 'maturity" looks like, they're mature

and in any case, peridot is still hundreds of years older than steven and that's gross
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>>82730887
you could at least post a non-garbage gem ship to illustrate your point
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>>82727603
>>82727629
>>82728024
>>82728049
My man
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>>82730887
Lapidotfags are the worst.
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>>82731001
>that'sthejoke.jpg
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>>82730968
his relationship with the gems is awesome
it's a great, supportive, loving, platonic relationship
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>she just holds this fucking face for like five seconds
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>>82731056
HAREM ENDING
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>>82731103
>>82731098
i'm a multishipper
it's all awesome to me
what flavor ship would you prefer
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>>82731131
Shit fetish tbqh family
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>>82731010
lapis is the yandere
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>>82731166
no, connie is the yandere
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>>82730926
A short clip from old world promo is in this btw
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>>82730887
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>>82731125
And I like to make it romantic.
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>>82731224
meant to be
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>>82731010
>>82731045
>>82731166
>>82731183
>weeaboo speak
Kill your fucking selves
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i honestly don't think there's a bad gem ship

except lapis/jasper
fuck lapis/jasper

and lapis/pearl would need a lot of time and change because yeah nah fuck that

actually i think i just ship lapis with chilling and being alone and making fart jokes with steven

>>82731236
that's weird though
i get where you're coming from but still
he's a kid
they're thousands of years old
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>>82731094
>actual progression of constant changes towards an end goal
Those changes continue up until death in humans. Mental development continues up until you kick the bucket.
Gems are in no way in a state of emotional or mental stasis, and physical is debatable seeing as how they can shapeshift at will depending on their mental state.
>they change depending on their actions, experiences, etc
So do humans, age counts as an environmental factor which spurs human development.
>which is dumb
No you.
>they're considered mature adults of their species from birth
Of their own unique species, which we've already established doesn't directly translate to human maturity in any way other than physique.
>peridot is still hundreds of years older than steven and that's gross
Timeless classic senpai
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https://vine.co/v/i2H9Mr6ewPq
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I wonder how people will react when Peridot inevitably turns on Steven?
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>>82731272
>that's weird though
>i get where you're coming from but still
>he's a kid
>they're thousands of years old
That's why I usually make him an adult.
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>>82731267
the terminology is valid in the context that everyone is using it in, there is no succinct english term
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>>82731308
and that's far better than the shippers who leave him a kid

imagining how his relationship with the gems grows and changes as he does would be interesting
especially vis a vis pearl and if he becomes more like rose, idk
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>>82730020

i believe in Steven.
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>>82730080
>STEVIDOT IS PEDOPHILIA
>>82730080

fuck off tumblr

don't you have some children to go bully into killing themselves or a demisexual turtlekin rally to sttend
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>>82731302
I wonder how people will react when you finally kill yourself?
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>>82731302
I wonder how people will react when Peridot inevitably turns Steven on.
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>>82727139
I will patron the shit out of it. 25 a month to keep su alive
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>>82731361
strawmanning doesn't distract from the fact that you're a creep lol
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>>82731348
But bird mom is his mom
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Not a drawthread, but requesting Steven with Takashi Tezuka's face.

Please use the attached pic for reference.
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>>82730065
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>>82731361
>JUST FRIENDS
>STEVEN IS A KID
>PERIDOT IS A GROWN GEM
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>>82731302
that bait and switch already happened, when she called YD

everyone thought she was finally turning, but she didn't
peridot's a crystal gem, man
they just saved the earth together
they're in it for the long haul now
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>>82731399
Requesting you to fuck off.
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NEW THREAD WHEN
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>>82731416
>Trusting the twittering Jew.
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>>82730631

are those in a real language? if so, what do they say?
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>>82731416
Based matt
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>>82731094
>peridot is still hundreds of years older than steven and that's gross
>and that's gross
This is what is wrong with lesbianfags
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>>82731390
>strawmanning doesn't distract from the fact that you're a creep lol

- unlike the kids tumblrtards sent to the hospital they don't even exist, they're drawins

- age steven up and then there's no fucking problems for anyone who is not a psychopath or an idiot

but you're probaly trolling/b8ing so eh

ship what you want or don't ship at all, no sane non-asshole person gives a fuck
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>>82731464
HE IS A CHILD

SHE IS HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD, AND AN ADULT

SHIPPING A CHILD WITH AN ADULT
IS GROSS

this is what's wrong with pedofags
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>>82731348
>especially vis a vis pearl and if he becomes more like rose, idk
I imagine that it's his similarity to Rose that draws her towards him at first, and then she discovers that he's very different from Rose, but that it's better than it was with Rose.
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>>82727139
then they need to put out a fucking Blu-Ray set, for at least the first season
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>>82731419
lol
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>>82731479
>- unlike the kids tumblrtards sent to the hospital they don't even exist, they're drawins
>it's okay cuz it's not real
lol okay sure and grooming isn't a thing

>- age steven up and then there's no fucking problems for anyone
but you don't do this
you deliberately are not aging him up
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>>82731489
She's not a child, she's a rock. She's actually not even a rock, she's a cartoon.
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>>82731512
>>82731512
>>82731512
NEW THREAD
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>>82731376
>>82731384
>>82731417
Then why is she on the homeworld side in the video for the extended theme song?
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>>82731479
Shipping in all it's forms is cancer.
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>>82731479
>ship what you want or don't ship at all, no sane non-asshole person gives a fuck
You stevidotfags need to just shut the fuck up and quit being so god damn annoying about it
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>>82731526
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>>82730926
>doesn't even show lapis
Fuck off CN
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>>82731416

and he had to delete that tweet and call people bitching about stevidot shippers "morons" because they were being vile retarded filth as usual

But assuming you're for real and this isn't b8:

so write a fanfiction where Steven is 30 before they get together so now both are adults

tell me in a non-crazy way why there's a problem with that you fucking landwhale

also

>giving a shit whether ships of imaginary characters are "canon"

who gives a fuck, that kind of shipping is retarded. shipping for shits and giggles is fine.
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>>82731411
For a moment, I thought this was a screencap from the actual show.
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>>82731593
Peridot was never an adult though, she's a rock. You know, a cartoon of a rock.
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>>82731593
I want peridot to sacrifice herself for steven and steven to name a daughter after her
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>>82731522
>lol okay sure and grooming isn't a thing

I'm betting that this is bait, but:

Kid, I've worked with abused children (and war refugee children) for years.

I can assure you the horrible shit and suffering that happens in the real world, to these actual people, has absolutely nothing to do with some silly cartoons or "shipping."

Stop minimalizing the suffering of actual victims with your selfish, shallow bullshit and using it an an excuse to bully and harass real innocent children.

This isn't the place for this (and I suspect you're a troll anyway) so I'll stop here. I just needed to vent. Some of the shit I've seen is unreal so when I see shit like the 'anti-shippers" it makes me so angry.
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>>82731492
This is like the plot of some new, unreleased Pixar movie.
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>>82731593
>who gives a fuck, that kind of shipping is retarded. shipping for shits and giggles is fine.
>shipping for shits and giggles
>LOL HE LOVES HERE CONNIVERSE BTFO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XDDDD
>STEVIDOT IS LIFE X)))
>WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE US I DON'T UNDERSTAND :'''(((((((
Please just shut the fuck up
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>>82731685
>steven gives his daughter a gold necklace with a green stone embedded in it
>"dad, why is it cracked?"
>he tears up
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>>82731772
...Is that good or bad?
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>>82731774
>Steven proceeds to cry as he fucks his daughter
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>>82731766
are you a woman?
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http://chefpyro.tumblr.com/post/144294384139/katara-voice
First tumblr post that has ever made me laugh
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>>82731804
>his healing fluids leave no physical evidence
>she grows up mentally broken
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>>82731774
that's stupid, if it was cracked he could lick it like he did with lapis and fix it
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>>82731786
Definitely good. Pixar and Sugar's team should collaborate and make that gif a real thing. I'd watch it!
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>>82731859
I'm applying a rule that he can't bring them back if they're fully dead and let's say it was some sort of soul-sucking monster that did her in
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>>82731492
fuck that gif looked gross
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