/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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first for best gem

2nd for Cluster Resolution was sorta underwhelming

Peridot and steven are the cutest when interacting together

>>82718828
WTF WHERE IS MY NEW EPISODE

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4th for best gem

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It's SUPER-heated Peridotite.

>>82718864
Seriously. I thought this was gonna be this season's villain, and they take care of it in two episodes?

Believe in steve, I guess. Jasper fell into the ground, maybe she'll make her way down and try to fuse with them.

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>>82718828
>I LOVE YOU PERIDOT
I smiled so hard at that scene

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5e anon here.

New episodes were so damn good. I'm inspired. Working on some monsters.

>>82718887
This is actually true, incidentally. You can find a ton of peridotite in the Earth's mantle.

https://mega.nz/#!q4kxFChY!49_2nSh6SVyBrlCdwgVqSHZygaw-dlxr_-FPEAInyvA

>>82718916
Neato. Got any more?

>>82718888

I never thought it would be a true villain; SU has always been the kind of show where I expected the resolution to turn out being acceptance or understanding or something like that.

I just didn't think it'd be wrapped up in two episodes. Figured there'd be more buildup to it than that.

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Why didn't the gems just shoot Malachite with the laser light cannons? If it can punch through armed capable of withstanding faster than light travel, it can get through an ice barrier.

I wonder what peridot's gonna do now she doesn't have the drill/the cluster to focus on?

>>82718972
Making Lapidot canon.

links when

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>>82718972
All that work containing the cluster is gonna leave her awfully...

Parched.

>>82718957
Only Steven can activate the light cannons and he was to stay at the drill site.

https://mega.nz/#!q4kxFChY!49_2nSh6SVyBrlCdwgVqSHZygaw-dlxr_-FPEAInyvA

Did anyone feel peridot was i dunno slightly out of character in gem drill? She seemed way more concerned about Steven than she mormally does.

>>82719002
I hope peridot fucks steven

Just 4u
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
https://mega.nz/#!q4kxFChY!49_2nSh6SVyBrlCdwgVqSHZygaw-dlxr_-FPEAInyvA

>>82719047
Well she probably was already growing on Steven last season (and whatever time happened in between seasons) they just could not show it as much so there could be the YellowD drama.

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>>82718888
It's just the 5 month hiatus getting to you. It's really hampering the show as a whole, really. It forces viewers to look at new episodes and how the story progresses through an unfair lens. It's like treating every new episode as a season finale. Sometimes we get slice of lifes like log date that, while are still amazing, just don't feel good as a last episode before a break in progress.

This arc is definitely not over, this show has proven before that its continuity bible is fuckin on spot and that everything we see and hear matters towards some greater plot thread. It's just the hiatus gettin ya down. Waiting 5 months for 20 minutes of episode really isn't that satisfying, especially since we've built it up so much.

This is just speculation but I bet the cluster will still play a big role later. Bubbling it is a bandaid fix and there's way more to it now than we knew before. It's full of gems, people, conscious souls yearning for their last shreds of humanity, many of which were probably PoW's from the rebellion on earth. Maybe the cluster can safely emerge and help out in a conflict with the Homeworld, who knows. I trust in the Crewniverse to not let us down with this one, this show has been way too good way too consistently.

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>>82718828

No man should have to bury his waifu

it hurts, /co/

Finally Jasper is fucking dead, good riddance! I hope she is shattered in there

>>82719047
Peridot was also really desperate, in a dangerous situation, and trapped with the only person she called friend. People get emotional when they're in that sort of spot.

Oh boy I sure do love how all the antagonists are defeated by Steven politely asking them to stop being meaners.

>>82719091
I like to wonder how much deadjasperposting is genuine and how much is trolling.

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>>82718828

Fuck, Jasper went out like a punk

Also

>I LOVE YOU PERIDOT

>malachite and the cluster both resolved in one episode each

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>>82719079
Rest in shards, swole lady.

>>82718860
>>82718883
Why do you keep spamming some random ass dog?

>>82719133
pearl isn't just some random ass dog. rude

The Evangelion vibes were strong in this one but they really needed to go all the way and give the scene inside the cluster an entire episode to itself to shamelessly rip off the finale. Characterization felt super rushed and ineffective.

>>82719150
Well stop it.

hey /sug/ could you redpill me on the episodes? just got home from uni tbqh

>>82719179
pearl kills jasper

>>82719179
Orgy happened

>>82719108
I don't understand how you could get this far into the show and not know what you're in for.

Love conquers all. That's the whole series. If you can't dig that then this isn't a show you should watch.

>>82719034
I'm not a Jasper lover but damn that must've been a sucker punch to the gut. Prayers go out to all you Jasperlovers, lets hope both of you make it out alive

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>>82719079
>>82719126
There's no way Jasper is out of the picture for good. If the writer's resolution to that problem was to have Jasper fall in a hole then I am never watching this show again, that would be beyond lazy.

>>82719179
Jasper falls in a hole, Steven talks to the gems and Stevidot is OTP.

>>82719179
Super Watermelon Island: The melon people are growing themselves on that tropical island, and Malachite comes to fuck shit up. Steven possesses the melons in his sleep to help Alexandrite wreck shit. Jasper pulls a Vegeta while unconscious and fucks off.

Gem Drill: Steven and Peridot face the cluster alone. OTP is forced. Steven ends up talking to the cluster and it's a lot like the tv finale to Eva. Cluster calms the fuck down and bubbles itself. Who the fuck knows if it will last.

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>>82719179
Pearl rapes again, will she ever be stoped?

>>82719247
Steven, Connie, Peridot love triangle is canon now.

>>82719264
Only the second one needs a forward slash anon.

/sug/ is back! Oh, thank goodness! I missed you guys. ^_^

Were the episodes any good?

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More Pearl!

>>82719191
A C C I D E N T

it's not like amethyst was doing anything important when jasper was sliding off

Ronaldo when?

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Anyone else think that Peridot and Jasper's relationship could be like Pearl and Amethyst's?

>just being on a ship with her made me tired
That sounds like something Ame/Pearl would say back in the early days of the show. Jasper and Peridot seemed pretty fresh with each other on the ship, no harmony but at the same time not abusive.

Why is there no storyboard promo for SWI/Gem Drill on the crewniverse tumblr?

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goodbye Jasper, I'm sure we'll be seeing you soon

>>82719125
Eh. I'm kinda glad the show decided to just get to the point for once.

>"The network keeps sabotaging us at every turn. We should probably stop screwing around and tell our story before it's too late."

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But NO ONE can even hope to survive in lava! NO ONE!

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Alex is cutest fusionfu

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man, I thought the cluster was going to look ugly, foul and down right creepy
but they made it look beautiful as fuck

>>82719300
yeah, they were fine. some people were pretty disappointed with the ending. I guess they were expecting some big showdown because of all that buildup in previous episodes.

I imagine that if Steven is going to redeem Jasper, the show's going to have him finally sack up and be assertive with someone other than the gems, giving her a choice to either fight and be bubbled, join them, or get out of the way, because that is the only way they can convincingly write her as joining the gems.

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Cluster Superweapons Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Evangelion Episode 26 It Like Nigga Bubble It Haha

>NEW EPISODES on 12 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4


Needs to be replaced with

>HQ DL Link for Watermelon Island/Gem Drill
https://mega.nz/#!q4kxFChY!49_2nSh6SVyBrlCdwgVqSHZygaw-dlxr_-FPEAInyvA


In the next OP.

NO!

JASPER IS OK!!!

>>82719315
pearl is so fucking cute

>>82719377
What are you talking about, Garnet walks through it like it's nothing

>people actually think that Jasper died just like that

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>>82718913
Legit got a stupid big grin, it was wonderful
the whole scene was nice

>>82719389
I wanna eat it

>>82718957
>>82719004
besides that, do you really think they had time to get the cannons and bring them to the island? They were in a pretty big hurry

>>82719369
Anyone else think it's kinda weird that they never once showed Jasper's face?

>>82719385
Huh. I did not notice that her first mouth puffed up like that. That's adorable.

>>82719422
They state that garnet can walk through lava like it's an extraordinary thing for gems.

>>82719223
If there's one thing that I'm loving about Jasper's fall down a hole, it's the absolute asshurt of the Jasperfags. Sorry the Gems didn't go out of the way to save your waifu immediately after she tried to murder them. The fact is, if she hadn't slipped off, she'd be bubbled, imprisoned, or broken.

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>>82719402
>HQ

That looks like shit.

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>>82719444

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Post cute.

What times it it where you live? It's currently 3:11 AM here.

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>>82719474

>>82719072
i'm with this guy. something as major as the cluster won't be forgotten so quickly.

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>>82719369
>Lapis gets rescued and princess carreied by Garnet
>Jasper gets left to fucking die in an earthquake fissure.

JUSTICE

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Why are all the Clusters so cute? Look at this guy, he's like a clover I love it.

Let's call him Clover.

>>82719460
if someone paypals me $3 i'll post the itunes release

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>>82718916
what is this
are you working on something
share it with me please
i really want to start something new with my group

>>82719442
People are saying that Jasper's gem is cracked and Steven will have to decide to heal her or not.

>>82719459
>bubbled
Alex gently caught both lapis and Jasper, and Pearl tried to catch her as she was slipping. They would have to to major damage just to poof her to be able to bubble her - she is extremely robust and hearty (survived a spaceship crash and explosion)
>shattered
Why in god's name would they do that

>>82719496
>him

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>>82719497
>Paypal

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sweet paddles

>>82719442
Are you suggesting that the real Jasper escaped and left a bag of oranges there to trick them?

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>>82719486
The first and only human interpretation I have ever liked of the crystal gems. Good job for finally finding a good one, anon. Any more?

>>82719422
I'd imagine the mantle heat is much hotter than anything on the earth's surface

>>82719496
you keep trying to force this

you are not subtle

I keep on forgetting that the gems do the fighting while Steven does the talking

Steven needs a rival who can go toe to toe with the Talk no Jutsu

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Choose your home
Gonna miss barn actually

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>>82719503

Working on a proper page for two kinds of gem mutants at the moment.

I've got some old player options from two hiatuses ago if you want those.

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>>82719474

>>82719546
everything is too tumblr to you, you meme loving fuck

>>82719353
Nah, sounds pretty accurate. Peridot was complaining constantly, and Jasper ignored everything she said and routinely threatened her (including scrubbing the actual mission). Peridot's not one to make friends anyway.

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>>82719527
Nah, that's all + >>82719444

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>>82719535
bay cave

>>82719427
>not drawing peridot with cute perky gem titties
I am legit mad right now

>>82719486
But why did Rose's coven of war veteran lesbian get custody over Greg?

>>82719535
Wouldn't mind living in one of those houses with that forest in their back yard.

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>>82719474
She's back and sadder then ever!

>>82719377
CLOVER A CUTE! CUUUUTE!

>>82719517
Are pearls just the Eve's of Gems?

>>82719422
ESPECIALLY not the rando mutants in that picture!

So when's the next episode? Today? Next week?

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did anyone hear male voices coming from the cluster?

I hope someone makes cool fanart of the ghost hands

>>82719504
I suppose that would make sense. Jasper did seem to be coming around to the whole fusion thing, so maybe this was hint dropping at a possible face turn.

Though personally, I'd rather she became the rival character. The CGs' Seto Kaiba of sorts. Or, Pantyhose Taro, to be more accurate?

>>82719520
No? It's just weird is all.

Woke up over an hour ago and watched the episodes, I thought they were pretty good. I'm disappointed that Steven didn't fuse with Peridot, but hopefully that's for a future episode.

>>82719593
>Rando mutants

Lapis eating an entire bottle of Joy when

>>82719566
>threatened her
I don't remember anything more severe than pointing a finger near her face, pretty sure she's always gruff

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>>82719576
Kinda afraid of forests behind my house

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>>82719377
"Lava?"
SUPER
HEATED
PERIDOTITE

>>82719529
Cloverfags don't need to be.

>>82719535
Man the lack of the Gym is kind of triggering me.

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>>82719577
Will Lapis' tears be able to quench Pearl's 14 years of intense thirst? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

heres the discord link guys:

https://discord.gg/010FWasi9J79wjst4
be forewarned, it's originally a /trashsug/ discord, but /co/ is welcome here

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>>82719585
eh?

>>82719505
Yeah, I was exaggerating a fair bit, but the fact is, Jasper's done nothing but go out of her way to hurt them and showed no signs of ever wanting to do anything else. I can't imagine she'd be given a warm reception.

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>>82719625

>>82719616
Why? Skinwalker don't really exist. Keeping all your doors and windows locked at night is silly.

>>82719604
I personally hope he fuses with one of the CG first

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>>82719635

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>>82719535
>that "???" on the pier

>>82719617
she was so proud of that fact it was precious

Can we discuss the temple for a second? Now that Peri is a crystal gem and Lapis is soon to be, will they get their own gem on the door? Will the temple be magically remodeled? How was the temple created in the first place?

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>>82719632

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>>82719664

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>>82719385
I love Alexandrite, but with Malachite gone there isn't that big of a chance she'll come back and it makes me sad.

>>82719694
>titties
REEEEEEEE

>>82719679
Peridot is staying in the barn. Lapis is going through a Vegeta arc and where she winds up will be the plot of next episode.

>>82719679
Peridot already has dibs on the bathroom, and Lapis may get the lighthouse or barn
cant see them swapping and making new rooms
The temple also had a huge crystal heart, so that could mean the 'rooms' or temple is actually alive

>>82719697
God I hope her stay is dysfunctional and stressful in ways that make the gems realize just how goddamn happy they actually are with each other

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>>82719683
Well you misspelled it you dingus it's Eevee not eve.

Why did Amethyst seem so much more jacked up by being alexandrite than the other two did? Did she take the brunt of most of the damage or something?

>>82719604
I don't really care if Peridot fuses with someone but I would love to see her weapon/ unique skills.

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EVERYONE'S FLIPPING OUT ABOUT "I LOVE YOU PERIDOT", BUT EVERYONE MISSED THE:

>Peridot: I have something different now.
>Steven: What?
>Peridot: You know. You...
PAUSE, FUCKING PAUSE
>Peridot: guys..

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So, Lapis is back. Finally, it's about time that plot thread was resolved.

Who's still pulling for Dick Squad?

>>82719740
she landed on her face, it's the Classic Amethyst joke

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>>82719459
It's funny, that they are purposefully getting mad too, because she didn't die onscreen or anything, she just fell in a crack. All the orifice obliteration isn't necessary, but Jasperlovers are acting like she got killed and they know it. They're pissing themselves off.

>>82719740
I think she was just being dramatic. She was screaming an awful lot as the mouth part.

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>>82719600
Shh... Don't mention the idea of male gems, it triggers /sug/ they hate the idea of males being gems and never really acknowledges Steven as such.

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>>82719712
>That image
Please, I need a sauce for that, Anon.

>>82719756
im happy we even got to see her unconscious, i was expecting the gems.

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>>82719764

>>82719740
Just tired
The other two keep up appearances to make themselves look like they're okay when they're fucked up, but Amethyst doesn't give a shit about that unless you call her out on it and make her feel bad about herself

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>>82719754
No. Dick squad is too overt. It needs to be more passive aggressive.

>>82719756
She... clearly didn't die. She just had an exit until the future, giving her some time to be alone and raise a ruckus for a future plot.

>>82719749
That, and the:

>"I'm sorry I couldn't save the billions of lifeforms on this planet that I care about much less than you!"

I figured that line would've been the big shipping fuel of the ep, but then the "I love you" happened.

Dropped the show around when it was getting preachy about fusion aka tranny acceptance. Has it picked up?

>>82719660
Same here, but at this point I'm begging for a Steven/Gem fusions, and beggars can't be choosers.

>>82719546
>clearly white girl is white
>clearly black girl is black
>wrestling nerd is mexican

Seems pretty accurate desu.

>>82719377
you can only die in lava

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>>82719793
Just turn around and leave.

>>82719740

She's not 100% formed, so it must take a lot of her to stay as Alexandrite

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>>82719277
Peridot is already love triangle all by herself, anon

>>82719790
Dude it was

>matter less then me

>>82719793
>Fusion
>tranny acceptance
What in the world are you smoking?

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>>82719793
nope, you probably shouldn't bother

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>>82719790
I KNOW RIGHT. I'M NOT EVEN A SHIPPER AND I CAN SEE THEY'RE LAYING THE STEVIDOT ON THICK.

>>82719595
Every Thursday until June 2 I think.

How long until Pearl and Peridot fuse to create the perfect waifu?

>>82719749
He's bringing gems together just like Rose did. We saw how Pearl reacted to Garnet initially, and I bet both Garnet and Pearl didn't like/trust Amethyst at all when they first met.

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>>82719811

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everybody said, this is like evangelion but, i tink in doctor who, when the solution to save a planet is killing, we not need a warrior or a hero. We need somebody diferent, peridot and the other want destroy the clubster (kill), but steven only want stop them

>>82719814
>not noticing the gender bending
Shouldn't u bet at school now? /su/ threads are for men only.

Why are there so many edgy pessimists here? Do they really hate the concept of love and friends that much?

>>82719762
lots of people love Jasper

also that twitter post was from like a year ago. I'm surprised people are still posting it now like it's a big deal.

>>82719831
>Mikey Butders
That man has an unfortunate name, and there's no way it's a porn name, because nobody would use that for a porn name

>>82719812
I was paraphrasing, it's exactly:

>"Steven, I'm sorry I couldn't save you, or the billions of other lifeforms who matter FAR FAR less to me! Do you have any last words?"

>>82719827
He gets it.

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connie best waifu

>>82719847
slow down there jethro, look at the keys while you type your hot memes

>>82719812
>>82719790
No no, it was: "who matter far far less to me"

just watched the episode again. So yes. More fuel for the fire.

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Be honest, would you fuse with me?

>>82719850
I hate the concept of you, and yet you are here.

>>82719847
Are you talking about Stevonnie? That's a fusion and they're their own being.

>>82719864
She said
>THAN me

>>82719847
What, you mean Stevonnie? Who's been in two episodes and played a role in one of them? Because it's more like a weird literal take on relationships that also happens to be a powerup.

>>82719882
http://doafhat.tumblr.com/post/144270731223

idk if these are accurate though

>>82719789
Yeah, a death like that would be incredibly underhanded, since no one cared after it happened, and her face wasn't even shown throughout the episode. I'm just saying a lot of people are latching onto bait to defend their "dead" waifu. or they're being ironic, in which case I'm denser than lead

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>>82719754
>>82719787
I'm down for either

>>82719787
Either way, the obvious comedy of Lapis being a snarky bitch to the others is too good to pass up.

>>82719844
Doctor Who crossover when? I think either 9 or 10 would work really well for it.

>>82719882
To be fair, it means the same thing, it's just one is more egotistical than the other

>>82719486
>Pearl picking off the olives
well so much for "best gem"

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RIP Malachite

Taken before her time

Or any character development happened

>>82719871
>implying you don't bet at school
>Implying I need to hook at keys
>implying I cany do what i want.

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>>82719882
Nigga, it's "to me". I replayed it a few times to make sure I got it right.

Go watch it.

>>82719873
Cosmo?

>>82719779
>steven walks in
>c-connie.. what are you doing with my d-dad

>>82719898
No, they're being ironic, just really obnoxious and not funny about it at all. It's so fucking low effort these days.

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>>82719850
I think they spent too much time in /trash/

I don't remember /sug/ being this shitty until after the image limit is filled up.

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>>82719764
Are we doing this or what?

>>82719901
This please, don't let her get Steven'd too hard and lose out on the bitchness

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>>82719925
What?

Anyone else think Jasper is gonna fuck with the cluster bubble? I mean, that would explain why the writer chose to not have Garnet use her already-displayed Gum-Gum fruit powers to just reach over and grab Jasper before she fell

>>82719888
checked. And trans gender jail bait gender bend is a real hot button topic. You pleb.

>>82719935
I don't get what anti-liberals or right-leaning people were expecting with this show, honestly.

I don't get it. So the great big threat to the world was just lonely and that's it? Crisis averted?

>>82719914
That was the only real downside of the quick resolution. We didn't really get much of a personality out of her, and it was clearly still just Jasper and Lapis talking.

On the other hand, it's nice for it to finally be done so we can move on with the damn story.

>>82719637
"What's a skinwalker gonna do, they don't exist"
Quote from skinwalker found skinwalking

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Somebody knows what the deal with the russian words on buttons in the drill?

>>82719762
I thought having characters your audience could identify with made for good storytelling.

>>82719964
Now that you mention it, this further confirms Pearl can't shapeshift.

She could've saved Jasper easily

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>>82719850
To be dead fucking honest I think SU is a backlash of its own against the rock-hard-stale irony culture that's oiled up everything over the last decade, and a lot of people are dead sick of it and want some sincerity and more genuine human behavior, and in turn with the feminine leanings of the show it make a whole hell of a lot of internet addicts *incredibly* angry

What is the best Steven Universe episode?

I just watched the new episodes.
p good.

>>82719964
There's a rather large difference between slipping into a chasm and falling deep inside the Earth's mantle to collide with an object that looked less than a kilometer wide.

>>82719975
over 100 years of being a def dumb mute at the center of the world would make anyone lonely. It also means shattered gems can come back to life.

>>82720000
GETTTTTTTTTT.

>>82720000
Uncle Grandpa

Also checked.

>>82719992
The drill was cobbled together from whatever they could find, which included the contents of the barn. Presumably, Greg's family had parts from a Russian plane in there. Remember the piano controller from Space Race?

>>82719992
цифpы - digits

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>pearl gets less and less pointy every episode

>>82719694
>that Cheshire grin
nice

>>82720000
WITNESSED
>best episode
Jailbreak

>>82719992
Do slavs drink tea?

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>>82719762
Wow he sure has a stick up his butt about it. It's like he doesn't know who Black Widow is or Ms Marvel or Wasp or Mockingbird or that Thor's a chick for muh diversity or etc. It's like he hates the very possibility that there could possibly even exist a male gem that isn't Steven.

>>82720010
Well yeah, you might have a point, provided that said kilometer-wide object wasn't the one creating said chasm in the first place

>>82719997
Could you reword that a little? I think I agree with you but I'm not sure.

>>82719975
more like unable to find the sweet release of death and trying to desperately trying to put themselves back together. until steven gave them a bit of relief in their new form of existence

when's Jasper gonna fuse with the cluster

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>>82719952
Exactly. Peridot got a whole long arc to turn face, surely Lapis will get the same. Also, she'll have some tension with Greg, since, you know, she kinda tried to drown his kid.

So, Barn Mates is almost certainly going to actually explain what the hell her deal is.

How did she get in the mirror?

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>>82720037
numbers cyкa блять

>>82720070
After #towniebomb and they need a villain to fight.

>>82719964
>Garnet, why didn't you use your shapeshifting to save Jasper?
>Because I really want her dead, but don't want you to change your opinion of me by seeing me kill her.
>*starts tearing up*
>I'm sorry, Steven, I probably should have lied to you just now.

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I hope Steven finds Jasper alone and tries to talk with her. I'd really like to see what she thinks of Steven's hybrid nature.

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>>82720081

>>82719931
like Pearl's attempt to grab Jasper

>>82720050
Black tea, I'd presume. Maybe with lemon rind.

When's steven gonna fuse with the cluster to become super saiyan steven

>>82719535
Steven Sugar really does draw great scenery.
I'd go with one of the houses on Thayer St. Close to the action, onlooking a beautiful grassy hill.

>>82720000
Jailbreak

Runners up: Any Greg backstory episode.

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This confirms the gems have vaginas.

Why no male gems? Steven doesn't count cause he is a pieball.

>>82719114
Eh... Garnet can survive magma. I can argue Jasper can survive a fall to the center of the earth.

Plus it puts her right wherever the Cluster is. Ready to fuck shit up.

>>82720131
I genuinely thought when his gem was glowing that the cluster was trying to force him into a fusion with it and he'd end up becoming part of the nightmare and fighting to control it as the only whole gem in the mass. Which he sort of did.

>>82719422
Not just garnet. But the Cluster Mutants too. >>82719377

>>82720120
god dammit Pearl

How do you just fail to notice a 400 pound war criminal slowly sliding away?

Just another thing you screwed up that we are gonna have to spend months dealing with.

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>>82718947
>>82719503

It's done!

>>82720144
Why did Malachite just let them swarm all over her instead of just taking off or washing them out to sea?

Why is everyone so fucking awful at fighting?

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>>82719754
I'm 100% in on Dick Squad Lapis. Total snark-hole to everyone except steven.

>>82720147
http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/113794156834/i-know-that-the-gems-are-sexless-agendered-etc
Something tells me I'm gonna have a lot of use for this.

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Gosh. That fusion vs. fusion fight was full on Evangelion.

>>82720169
Hoping Lapis will be the mentally destroyed psychopath character.

>>82720182
>400 pounds
Do you think Jasper would really weigh that much?

>>82720056
It was pretty clearly creating them all around the Earth. Earthquakes make chasms with reasonable frequency, and they usually aren't very deep. If it was actually cracking it open to the mantle, then we'd instead be seeing massive lava flows and the barn would have been destroyed in seconds.

More likely? She fell in the water.

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>>82720197
I figure she's going to be a fucking MESS for the rest of the season, at least. Violent paranoid-schizophrenic levels of dicksquad.

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>"I don't think it knows what it's doing"
>"It doesn't matter that it knows what it's doing, it's still going to do it"
>Steven having major headaches from the simultaneous inpour of voices from the Cluster.
>Cluster is an absolutely powerful force that cannot be stopped by force, and threatens the Earth.

I SWEAR TO GOD REBECCA, IF THIS ISN'T A REFERENCE TO GUNDAM 00, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS.

>CLUSTER = ELS
>STEVEN = INNOVATOR
>FLOATY DISEMBODIED COMMUNICATION = NEWTYPE TELEPATHY/INNOVATOR QUANTUM BRAIN COMMUNICATION
>CLUSTER BUBBLE = ELS FLOWER

>>82720185
>unaligned
Wouldn't they be considered undead?

>>82720169
I really do hope they bring that up. Again, Greg is gonna be fucking pissed that she's around now. Before it was cool because she fucked off back to Homeworld, but now...

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/sug/... I feel as if I'm gonna die soon... but I'd rather finish SU before I go...

>>82720198
If the show was actually adult oriented exclusively, do you think they'd explicitly be female? Would there also be male gems? Would fusion's process change?

>>82719226
We're gonna see her again in Alone at sea

I absolutely hate it when people take things that Steven has done and then attributes it to Rose. Steven is how own person, he has his own feelings, thoughts, and he's responsible for his own actions.
What he did, bubbling the Cluster, that was a combined effort of Steven and the Cluster, it wasn't thanks to Rose.

>>82720198
I stopped reading when they talked about fucking pronouns. Whats it say?

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>>82719494
When is Jasper going to get her turn in garnet's strong, loving arms?

>>82720221
Maybe not violent, but the rest is plausible and would be refreshing as well

>>82720195
It was pretty clear she didn't see them as an actual threat. At first it was "aw that's cute they think their pointy rocks are actually a threat", then it was "gah fuck you I hate you I'm going to have fun squishing your stupid melon faces."

>>82719976
That was the whole point of her, though. Malachite doesn't have a personality of her own because she's two selfish people vying for control of a single body.

>>82720223
They run on the same energy as normal gems, rather than negative energy. They're definitely not undead.

It's less like raising a zombie, more like casting a proper resurrection spell on frankenstein's monster.

>>82720230
Is this technically an orgy?

>>82720242
Gems are Gems. They aren't women, they aren't men, they're Gems.

>>82720242
>I stopped reading.
>What's it say?

Fucking A+ star student material here, folks

apology for english i am russia

when were you when jasper dies

i was seeing computer seeing livestream when steven call

'jasper is kill'

'no'

>>82720197
then I'll hate her even more

>>82719997

>steven_squeezes_around_a_fat_cock.jpg

>>82720212
Meh honestly have no clue, particularly because I have no clue how much Gem bodies actually weigh, and based on what happened on the Moon it seems that their weight is always the same no matter the gravity effecting them, so its possible all gems actually weigh the exact same amount no matter where they are relative to gravitational forces

Point is Jasper is huge, how do you not notice her slowly sliding away?

>>82720250
I hope someday, I want to see their juicy asses and wide hips in close proximity

>>82720253
Well, not actively violent, but I could see her still giving off some lingering Jasper/Malachite and just being really easy to set off and get throwing shit around and yelling.

>>82720250
in a suplex

>>82720266
Fuck outta here, Vlad.

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>cluster resolved in five fucking seconds

Was this the most unneeded side-story yet?

>>82720266
cыпaлcя нa cocaчь co cвoeй хyeвoй пacтoй cyкa блять

>>82720266
>in russia
>at computer
i am having doubts, comrade

>>82720264
Why is all the race female looking then?
>>82720265
I'm a recovering bookaholic. And I thank you to be more sensitive on the matter.

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>>82719762
The west doesn't have many good Male adult role models if you think about it.
They're all either hardened badasses or idiots. That's cool and all (cept for the latter), but hardly role model material.
And the Males who aren't, aren't the protagonists usually.

Am I wrong? Maybe I just don't watch enough TV.

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>>82719827

>yfw crewniverse was only telling us it was strictly platonic to throw us off the scent

>>82720230
What's goin' on?

>>82720305
>looking for role models on TV
Oh shit what are you doing

>>82720305
Hank Hill disagrees.

>>82719740
Pearl was on a fusion high, Garnet is used to it, Amethyst was being dramatic

>>82720292
>resolved
I highly doubt it, the Giraffe Queen is gonna come looking for her Geo-Weapon and she wont be happy.

>yfw when the 5 Rubies join the Crystal Gems

>>82720321
And?

Mr.Robot is currently my role model. It's been him for months now.

>>82720223
An unaligned creature is a creature that's too feral, stupid, or mindless to have any kind of morality. That describes gem mutants pretty well - they just want to find their better halves, and they can't really sense anything else.

Remember Nightmare Hospital? Remember how the mutants there seemed content to lie down and occasionally wriggle, then when Steven showed up, they went apeshit? That's why. When a gem mutant doesn't have other gems around to try to mash into itself, it just kind of wanders around wheezing and moaning to itself.

>>82720303
>Why is all the race female looking then?
You know Namekians from DBZ? They're aliens with only one gender, the same applies to Gems. Gems, however, are not women or men no matter what they look like, they are Gems.
But they can choose to identify as women or men if they really want to.

>>82720292
not really, I think the long hiatus just hurt this narrative a lot

We should have had these two episodes before going on break since its pretty much what everything before it was building up to. The break messed things up since it made these episodes feel less connected with what was happening before them

Although honestly I wish we could have had a full hour for these 2 episodes instead of just 30 minutes, because both episodes felt rushed

>>82720292
Ya, I didn't like that at all. Even if it's brought back up with Jasper or a springboard into Steven's maturation as a cleric, it's real underwhelming.

>>82720318
Just a horrible feeling in my gut. Like something terrible is gonna happen.

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>>82720292
It lasted for months as they had to learn about it, understand what it was, devise a plan to deal with it, make the drill, deal with Peridot's shit on the side, and then finally make it down there, where Steven understood that force was gonna do jack SHIT to it, and instead chose to fight with empathy and convince the Cluster into enough cognizance of its situation (since literally nobody had talked to it for thousands of years) to understand what was happening, and choose the peaceful solution of bubbling itself and speaking to one another, thus bringing Peridot closer, the gems closer, and helping Steven develop his way of doing things with REAL big threats and the human touch.

Fuck's sake man wasn't Malachite enough for your action-fried brain

>>82720284
>malachite represented a mutually abusive relationship
So, Lapis is the dish-throwing, bottle cracking housewife type, while Jasper fills in as the "to the moon" black-eye giving other half

Steven can't fix this mess

>>82719762
> because all non-straight males identify with girls
> because there's no such thing as female-to-male transitioning
> because girls of all persuasions can't identify with male characters

There's a lot of problematic stuff to unpack from this tweet.

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The Jasper memeing is probably my favorite thing to come out of these episodes

Her body falling in the background and then unceremoniously slipping into a fucking chasm while the CG's are looking at Lapis is the most hilarious thing oh my god

>>82720335
>5 rubies

You mean the 4 that died?

>>82720296
You clearly have never tried your hand at competitive games.

>>82720314
oh please

I suppose I should assume that Garnet wants Steven romantically because she said she loves him in this and earlier episodes?

>>82719997
I can believe it, if only because I'm kinda fucking tired of that shit myself. Easy enough to ignore text, but hanging out with irl human beings who can't do or enjoy anything without a thick layer of ironic shittiness on top grates my nerves.
>stevenholdshiscockwithtwohands.png

>>82720335
>all voiced by Charlyne Yi

nope nope nope

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>>82720335
>Five rubies
That's a horrible idea, we can't just redeem every fucking villain or antagonist in the show

And the Cluster is basically done. The threat is eliminated, now they are just talking about the ramifications.

>>82720363
>months
You only think this because of the hiatus. The things your describing happened, but the actual RESOLUTION took an episode. Hence underwhelming.

>>82720351
cool got it.

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>>82720373
Leaks, anon

>>82720382
That's disgusting. She's a mother figure to him.

>>82720392
Sugar did say there are "no true antagonists" in this show. Even if they're not redeemed explicitly, nobody is all bad.

>>82720372
I love the pic and your description very much. Like another anon said, Lapis gets the bridal style treatment.

She fell so quietly too

>>82720373
>>82720384
>>82720392
You guys didn't see the Synopsis for hit the Diamond?

>>82720392
No, I'm pretty sure everything to do with the Cluster arc, from Peridot first being introduced, to the conclusion now, took a few months in the show.

>>82720392
to be fair Ruby Soldiers are hardly villains

I kinda expect them to be like Banana Guards from Adventure Time

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>>82719935
All the good people stayed in /trash/, that's why /sug/ here is so shittu.

>>82720305
SU is full of good male adult role models. All but two of them are parents that provide for and are active in their kid's lives, they're all gainfully employed, and most of them are small business owners. Greg's personal life is kind of a mess, but even then that's implied to be a mix of unresolved issues and desire to be a beach bum.

>>82720323
That's one show and it ended a long while ago.
Definitely agreed though. Hank is a great role model.

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>>82718950

Because humans have heart, motherfucker. Don't you know halfbreeds get shit done?

>>82720414
I'm talking about the Rubies joining the CG. One eternally frustrated midget is just fine, thank you.

>>82720421
Hence my addition that they aren't protagonists.
For what it's worth, I think the adults in SU are great.

>>82720282
>little peridot "weighs" as much as the hulking Jasper
Man, that would be so weird. But plausible as far as it can be seen

>>82720362
Are these fears for a specific reason, or just a super severe gut feeling you can't shake? Don't want to lose a /sug/ member

anyone else feel like Jasper is going to fall into the core and start fucking with the cluster?

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ARE YOU CN WHAT WE'RE LEAKIN'

>>82720410
Exactly, and Peridot is like his little sister now.

Also Pearl is a mother figure to him, not Garnet, go rewatch Chille Tid, Steven sees Amethyst as his older sister, Pearl as his mother and Garnet as his cool older friend

>>82720421
Greg is an amazing fucking dad from all the dads I've seen throughout my life. Dude sees his kid often, gives him good honest advice, keeps his door and heart open, is funny and sincere with him, and acts like an actual human being with his personal failings. Still holds down a goddamn job and provides for his kid.

Greg is a realistic role model, and something that reminds a lot of people of their childhood dads, instead of an impossible standard.

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>People wanted Jasper to be saved
You lot are the kind of assholes who talk big on helping other but won't give a hobo a dollar

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>>82720038
I hate it.
She used to look so elegant and dignified.

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>>82720426
>"in the end, we are all satisfied"
but yeah, the heart of a human and the power of a gem, hes getting shit done

>>82720418
My personal bet is that the Rubies were just the closest ones to Earth at the time and went "Renegade Peridot? Oh, yeah, we could totally kick a Peridot's ass! Let's roll! Wait a minute, what's that blue ge-"

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>>82720418
>>82720410
Spoiler that shit yoAnd yes they are more goody idiots then antagonists. But then again I fucking hate their inclusion to begin with, so.

>>82720414
Yes. They aren't going to be redeemed as a matter of course, so far as I can determine

>>82720415
The Cluster thing was really secondary, Peridot was the prime focus.

>>82720446
>she was mad cause she was single
>now the pent up tension reached critical mass
>so Jasper just starts fucking the cluster

>>82720369
Malachite represented a murder-suicide. She was intentionally trying to destroy her personality by subsuming it in Malachite.

>>82720446
That's retarded. Do you know how deep the Earth's core is?