I need Steve to become a woman superbad, /co/.

>>82705181
you mean like, a female Jonah Hill or a female Michael Cera?

>>82705338
>Michael Cera?
He would be cute as a girl.

>>82706780
I don't know about that... what would that even look like?

>>82706900
This thread has taken a weird turn.

Honestly, a rule 63 ( it is rule 63 right?) of Tony and Steve where there is a love/hate sexual tension between them and I can die happy.

Why is it always Steve and not Bucky that gets turned into a girl?

>>82705181

So was she tiny with a flat ass and chest before the super soldier serum?

>>82708575

He is kind, warm, and loyal to this friends?

>>82708575
Perfect pure waifu.
>No Bucky, no before marriage!

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that would be a weird sequel to civil war

>>82708575
because steve is pure

>>82708575
Because "The First Avenger" makes even MORE sense when Cap is a girl. Though as "Stephanie" might have gotten Tommy Lee Jones might have still been set in his old ways to approve sending her to the field. She doesn't have Agent Carter's training to be of use and he doesn't have the means to train her.

Hell, he wasn't even willing to use Cap as he was.

So of course the Senator sees this amazing opportunity to use "Stephanie" as a propaganda tool.

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>>82705181
GET OUT BITCH!

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>>82708495
That's not how Tony operates. They'd bang, and either stay together or move on.

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I prefer FemBucky

Stephanie would never have become Captain America because she's a woman and the army would never have even entertained the thought in the 1940s.

>>82713127
The army not accepting Steve is often extremelly important for his character

>>82713127
when they tested the super serum they didn't know she was a woman considering how flat and skinny she was. when the juice got through and she 'grew' they had no choice but to use her because the nazi's were already winning.

>>82713182
Women do not serve in the army in 1940s and she would never have had delusions of joining anyway. She would likely be at work in a factory or something doing her part for the war effort making bombs and shit. There is honor in that role, and its not one a war-time woman would have been opposed to.

>>82713380
that never stopped Joan of Arc

>>82713409
That's an entirely different situation and she was also killed horribly.

>>82713350
please stop

>>82713469
Cap got stuck in ice.

>>82713380
>be a nurse on the war
>get noticed by german scientist for your kindness
>shows courage by standing up against a enemy spy attacking german Doctor, showing that she would be willing to give her life for others
>heer Doctor decides "fuck it she is perfect for my formula".
>becomes pin up girl because wasn't take seriously
>go out and take some Hydras by herself and got the respect.

Done.

>>82713585
>herr Doctor decides "fuck it she is perfect for my formula".

He doesn't just carry the formula on him retard. The army has it, and even if he said "try this woman" they would be like "lol no".

>>82713723
Why? I ask you.

Steven was already not suited and full of sickness. As it was just a test, it is possible that the higher uns would think that is better to test on a non combatent than on a soldier.

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>Japs never make fan art of Black Panther, the black guy with bird wings or War Machine especially not flirting with the female teammembers and if they do, then your probably on a hentai site

>>82713585
where would she get any combat experience, being a nurse?

>>82713875
In the same way that Steve, but after taking the serum.

Or she could have praticed by herself because she knows that she couldn't always depend on the army if they were attacked. Its not lie pre Steve serum was actually effective on combat anyway.

Its easy as hell, and on Marvel there was women and heroines fighting on WW2 anyway.

>>82713871
Japanese don't like blacks, I thought this was well documented. Hell, Japanese don't like anyone who isn't Japanese.

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>>82713380
Marvel already has a character like this though.

Adriana Soriana's backstory is literally Evil Fem Cap
>Join WAC in '43
>be selected for black ops Super Soldier program
>Go crazy from the process while gaining Spider-Man type powers
>have grudge against your super ex boyfriend and lustful for Spider ass

>>82713875
Which is funny know that I think about it because where did Steve learn to fight? Did he ever even finish basic? And it's not like basic even really teaches you enough to be a super savant at hand to hand anyway.

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>>82708575
Because Steve would be the perfect waifu.

She also comes as both a DFC and tittymonster.

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>>82715416
Would there be arguments over which Stephanie is better?

Flat chested Stephanie a best btw

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>>82713871
Actually they do. They think he's moe because of the cat theme.

>>82713871
There's a lot of Black Panther already though. Have you missed the cute threads?

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>>82713871
There's actually lots of BP art. Japs can't resist cat boys, even when they're black.

>>82713871
Both Black Panther and Falcon have good fanart out now, m8. By Japanese, Chinese and Korean arts too

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>>82713033
>Cap's qt childhood friend who gets killed protecting him and turned into a brainwashed cyborg soldier by the bad guys, but is eventually saved by the power of love
It's too good

>>82705181
FemCap would be even bustier than Powergirl.

>>82705181
He almost did in the comics, I am not joking, Superia wanted to turn him into one she had him strapped and everything and had turned on her machine but he got saved at the last minute

>>82715242
>ex boyfriend
Oh yeah Spider-Queen and Cap dated.

>>82716874
Is that from Remender's run?

Stephanie will end up getting blacked, T'challa is suave as fuck and has that Prince thing going on and once he has his sights on someone there's no stopping him.

Of course, Panther is a gentleman so he will make her his queen first.

>>82716987
No it was Gruenwald's, Cap disguises himself as a woman with Paladdin I believe and the infiltrate Superia's female army, she catches them (because they aren't that girly looking) and tries to turn them into women because her plan is to turn all the men in the world to women, I dunno.

I think Diamondback and her snake gal pals save them, or something.

>>82716994
>implying a woman from the 30's would touch a black man, let alone a foreign black man

>>82716994
>dat feel when you want a gender swapped T'challa to get WHITEWASHED by Steve

>>82716994
It would take every ounce of self control for her not to call him a nigger.

>>82705181
>FemSteve shorter than Bucky
I'm triggered.

>>82717039
>her plan is to turn all the men in the world to wome

This is why female supervillains never work, their plans are always retarded.

>>82717099
Steve isn't racist though so why would girl Steve be?

>>82717099
>Greetings Ms. Rogers, welcome to the UN, I am T'Challa of Wak-
>Who let a negro into the League of Nations?

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>>82717300
perfect
>>82717239
you dont have to announce or act like a racist to be a racist
Like I hate mexicans. THeyre awful fucking people that should be strung up and executed en masse. That doesnt mean Im going to treat them any different, just that I loathe them

>>82710758

That picture makes me feel funny....

>>82710758
Ok, WHERE do people go for Super Best Friends fan art?
NOTICE ME SENPAI!

>>82713723
Well THAT'S an easy fix.
"Ze serum vill only work mit ein woman. It bonds to the female..." Blah Blah Blah German Science.

>>82717357
subconsciously (or still consciously?) you'll give non Mexicans preferential treatment, as well as go out of your war to avoid Mexicans. Your still racist

>>82717559
Red Skull makes more sense too. It didn't fail and turn him evil because he was a huge dick, that's just what happens when you give it to a dude.

>>82717559
But they already know that's not true since they already have the serum. The army wouldn't take the serum and say "Thanks for the literal key to super soldiers doc. Oh no, don't bother explaining the basics of how it works." There's a fucking war on, you bet your ass they'd know as much about it as they could get from the doc.

>>82717634
>they'd know as much about it as they could get from the doc.
Then why couldn't they replicate it? He kept the formula and how it works VERY much in his pocket.
Besides, That doesn't even have to be a lie. That could be something a writer would use to justify a Fem Cap.

>>82717559
I swear to god, "super soldiers exist but they're all women" is the plot to at least three anime I've watched.

>>82717101
it's COLONIZED or BLEACHED my friend

>>82713723
>the army has the formula
Except they didn't. The formula died with the Doctor. That's why there was only ONE Cap, and not an army.

>>82717741
>I swear to god, "super soldiers exist but they're all women" is the plot to at least three anime I've watched.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here as assume they're all shit.

>>82717610
Man I know Im a racist, but I treat mexican customers the same as others. Their money is still American.

>>82713350
So they were just supposed to ignore her long hair, or her female features of her face, what about her voice, cmon at least try to be logical even if it's a fictional character

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>>82705181

There used to be some more of this rule 63 Steve.

>>82717099
Irish Americans hated black people because they compete for resources but there is also records of Irish-Americans race mixing with blacks.

Also Steve was poor and raised by a single mother among other things he was anything but the norm.

>>82717357
>>82717300
Steve enjoys Sam's presence and likes the guy, he also willingly went to Africa which is a nation full of black people, so he isn't racist.

T'challa is also handsome as fuck and rich, Stephanie is totally getting blacked.

>>82717849
> I'm white as fuck and people think I'm just American
>Their faces when they find out I'm also Mexican
>B-but you don't act or look Mexican, w-what's happening, t-the wall.

Feels good.

>>82719176
>implying Steve doesnt just tolerate Sam
>implying he wasnt forced to go to africa or else PR would have his head

>>82713127
Peggy Carter was fighting in TFA with the guys, the howling commandos were an integrated group, honestly Marvel WWII was pretty liberal, no one gave a fuck in comic book live action world where people can fly.

>>82719219
Nigga if you got a name like Lupe or Juan or Gringots then everyone knows youre a beaner
Then again I guess names arent really that big a tell. My best friend has the last name of Cruz, and the niggas from Asia.

>>82719232
He willingly goes to see Sam in TWS after the whole running thing, he likes him

Also Evans said Steve and T'challa share a deep respect for each other.

I'm sory /pol/ but your Cap likes them black.

>>82719250
Nope I don't have a Spanish name or last name so I guess that's why too.

>>82719260
>implying he went to see Sam
>implying that wasnt a Hydra agent disguised as Steve
WAKE UP SHEEPLE THE CAP IS STILL IN THE ICE

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>>82719285
BLACKED CAP

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>>82719285
Why would it be in Hydra's interests to make everyone think Captain America was a tolerant guy who believed in working together with all sorts of people to keep freedom alive?

Why would they sabotage their own plan at the cusp of completion?

wouldn't Hydra rather have a shithead who promoted cracking America along racelines instead of healing rifts?

>>82719260
The two people Steve has been mostly gay for in the comics are Falcon and Panther.

I mean he cries about Falcon being with his girlfriend and not him in one of the Cap comics and his first meeting with T'challa is practically Steve swooning over T'challa "Who is that dark mysterious man"

Cap has jungle fever.

>>82719356
No, you see, when everyone looks up to Cap, itll hurt all the more to see him die/get turned to evil
as for the sabotage, Hydra's many heads bite each other all the time. Working together on the same page is haaaaaaard maaaaaan

What if Peter was a little girl? Actually, I want that to happen, just to see how incredibly awkward it would be.

>Tony comes to recruit a twelve-year-old girl and is just utterly uncomfortable with the whole situation.
>Tony brings a twelve-year-old girl in spandex into battle. Everyone just gives him a look that says "What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?" Tony just looks down and doesn't say anything.
>Everyone tries to fight but they can't bring themselves to hit a little girl. Steve has no idea what to do. Dropping a jet bridge on a little girl seems way too mean.
>In the end, Team Steve is beaten and this little girl is standing triumphantly over them. Steve just. Has no more words. He quits being Iron Man and dedicates the rest of his life to drinking heavily.

>>82719376
that sounds like a good way to never win

also your retarded tinfoil is so retarded I think it might have lost a proton and become indium

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>>82719477
or its just a joke, anon

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Are you FUCKIN people STUPID or somethin'?

It's SO SIMPLE.
>Army doesn't want chicks, it's the 40's what do you want, so Stephanie becomes a military nurse
>Saves people, whatever, you could have a scene where she rushes into danger to help somebody if you really want to be a pandering schtob, but whatever
>Yada yada yada she ends up being the fuckin' nurse lady that helps the doctor
>They work for months on his formula in order to make the proper input machine, make sure it wouldn't kill anybody or burn their face off again, etc
>However her base understanding of everything he'd developed before coming to the states always remained a mystery to her (so she could never truly recreate it- though, that could be a cool arc where she tries to make it again but fucks it up)
>They're about to inject the serum into some muscular fucker (if you want it could be bucky- just another way for him to "die")
>BUT WAIT before it gets injected hydra fuckin shoots everybody down
>Stephanie is some cool-ass motherfucker so she's like "oh you got me i'm dead" but when they head out she injects herself with it to catch em.

or something like that you get the point but dude how was that not obvious to y'all

>>82705181
If so, Bucky also needs to become a woman. Supersoldier superlesbians!

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>>82720664
>>82720709
girl Bucky isn't as good for some reason, makes the rape fantasies less good I think

>>82720802
What about metal arm fisting is "less good"?

>>82720910
fisting isn't a gender-specific fetish

>>82719710
Can we not just say that America was training female soldiers secretly as spies and she ended in the project Super soldier by accident??

Sometimes reality quietly provides the exception you need to make a story.
Think about Violette Szabo,

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>>82719365
Shit is supergay.

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>>82710758
I seriously want a pun pun comic

>>82721271
Damn
Cap is gay as fuck

>>82705181
but that would be forbidden love

>>82717610
>you're still racist.
Yes, because racism is tied to belief*, not actions.
Whether or not he treats mexicans differently has no influence on the fact that he's racist ; it's discrimination, a different concept.

*the belief of inherent superiority/inferiority of a group that shares an arbitrary set of inheritable traits.

/anthropology