Problem Sleuth Thread

>>82682259
I said no homestuck allowed you fucker

>>82682216
If only he made that Problem Sleuth game instead of trying to make that other one that's never going to come out.

Madame Muriel > Nervous Broad > Hysterical Dame

We can all agree on this right?

>>82682328
demimonde semigoddess > all

>>82682412
Don't touch Fiesta Ace Dick's waifu, he'll beat you to pulp

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Remember when Spades Slick made that cameo appearance in one of Hussie's other comics? I think it was called Domestruck or something like that.

>>82682283
wow mods are really cracking down.

>>82682523
When did spades slick make his first appearance? It was on a donation page right? I could swear he existed before

>>82682525
yep
I've noticed that whenever a HS thread dies, there isn't a new one until like 30 minutes or an hour. I guess the mods want breaks between each ones. So that's the strategy, don't just spam threads like a general, because that's what they don't want.

But now they seem super pissed and are basically just supressing all sorts of HS discussion, so let's not do that

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>>82682412

>not beautiful, sweet WIFEHEARST

>>82682216
Why would we be allowed to talk about Problem Sleuth? That comics been over for years.

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What do you think this kid grew up to be like?

>>82682928
He became a moderator on a forum where he deleted all the content he didn't like because it stressed him out

>>82682854
Come on now, just because a work is older or well discussed doesn't mean we can't have fun taking about it. I mean, who would be against that? It's not like someone would seemingly randomly delete posts in the thread for whatever goddamn reason because they're new in their position. Of course not. So let's simply enjoy some good old Problem Sleuth discussion.

>>82682928
teleofluid transubstantial
smash the theological binary!

>>82683033
Even in jest your comment gave me cancer.
Remember don't do gender Kids, that shit will mess you up.

>>82683234
You are dicing with thread death, but the fact that the picture is very pleasing perhaps we might get away with it.

>>82683234
>Thanks for playing!

PS did it better.

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Best Character?
pic related

>>82683283
I hope the epilogue for HS is just like PS. No words, just scenes

>>82683331
It'd be more confusing and somehow less entertaining in the earlier parts, some of the pesterlogs were god tier

>>82683331
Dialogue is the primary reason homestuck is better than PS. Unfortunately homestuck didn't have character development either.

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>>82683234
Homestuck!

>>82683289
I'm sad this guy didn't directly appear in HS, he should be the link between universes in MSPA
>after getting killed, all the ghosts in dream bubbles go to the PS afterlife

>>82683479
Now I'll be disappointed if I don't see that in the epilogue. Thanks a lot.

>>82683386
>homestuck didn't have character development either

That's kind of a silly claim to make. Pretty much every major character had noticeable development.

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>>82683479
At least his face was in it.

>(Karkat) will never reunite with (Terezi)

>>82683570
was that ~ATH?

>>82683641
tilde ath
til death
FUCK

>>82683655
Congrats

>>82683655
you're slower than the nigga who just got that shipping = relationshipping last thread

>>82683655
But what did Hussie mean by it?

>>82683655
^CAKE
DIS*

>>82682643
what the hell is a HEARST anyway?

>>82683740
~ath was a coding language that involved infinite loops that only terminated on the death of something
so essentially everything in the codes ran "'til death"
it's what was used to release lord english (on the death of the universe)

>>82683661
thanks doc

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>>82683740
The death of the universe.

I wish I had a flask of whisky. I'm getting fired tomorrow from my job. Life is too hardboiled.

>>82683734
Nobody is that slow.

>>82683745
How would these have worked?

>>82683745
carrot cake?
disasterisk ?

>>82682928
If his mother is any indication, a fuckin' legend. Demimonde Semigoddess was awesome.

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Why doesn't homestuck have a cool map like PS does?

>>82683866
Disasterisk is like disaster risk, if you were confused.

>>82683899
Reminder that hussie hasn't updated the map in 3 years.

>>82683899
Black liquid sorrow is a great phrase.

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any of you all ever read wizardy herbert?

i have it downloaded on my computer but not sure if i should bother. i like hussie's writing but eh

>>82684006
I physically can't. His prose at that point was cringe-inducing.

>>82684006
You really should. It's ridiculous, but it's honestly very well written.

>>82684006
go for it. hussie once said it was proto-homestuck. it has kids running around in a dangerous fantasy situation, weird time shit, weird metafictional shit, and is actually good (if unfinished)

>>82684006
I'd say go for it. What do you have to lose?

>>82684006
The ending is about as good as Homestuck's.

>>82684087
so it sucks?

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>>82684087
There isnt one?

I can't believe I bought a PS hoodie years ago
Now my cat just sleeps on it

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>>82684228
they are a warlike people who conquer planets, and all the adults live offworld. They like giving movies very literal names that spoil the endings and they love in quadrants. They have a judicial system with a giant monster judge that will kill you, and a lot of them seem to act like pirates. Evil clowns telegraph nightmares into their heads every night so they have to drug themselves to get a good nights sleep. They also play a very dangerous type of larping as kids and have a more disgusting version of pokemon. Also about ten thousand other things. Where have you been?

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>>82684303
Why?

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>>82684358
homies keep moving, this is a problem sleuth thread

>>82684334
Yeah that's all fine, but I wish there was also some central explanation on their politics, what the 'brooding caverns' are, and how do they fucking work, etc etc.

>>82684358
this is pathetic. i'd say i can't believe the moderation on here, but it's always been this bad

i've been banned before for mistaking putting two W's next to each other in a post of mine, mods mistaking it for eridan's quirk

>>82684389
Hiveswap should have this shit. If it ever comes out.

>>82684006
that chick at the bottom loks like a mix of jade and the girl from the incredibles
>>82684358
Curiously enough only the troll-related ones were deleted. Mods and janitors work in mysterious ways

>>82684429
I think it was talking about buckets, but the first one was a legitimate question that just mentioned them, and the last didn't mention them at all.

>>82684228
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>>82684303
holy shit /co/ mods are like the internet stasi

Damnit /co/. Stop making me want to re-read Problem Sleuth. Stop it.

It was a really, really, REALLY long comic.

>>82684420
This. All I'm hoping for is some good alternia world-building. I don't even care it looks like shit made in flash
>>82684445
It has become decided that there will be no discussion about buckets then

>>82684472
You read fucking homestuck

>>82684358
Global Rule 3 covers this. :^)

>>82684506
Global rule 3 is the most ambiguous bullshit and can pretty much mean anything a mod or janitor wants it to.

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>>82684472
It's not that long; when I reread it I was going at a pretty slow pace and it only took a few days.

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>>82684527
They've been using global rule 1 a lot to try and delete content that they don't like, even if it's on topic.

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>>82684448
The really bizarre thing is that a few posts were left alone, even ones with images. Plus the Wizardy Herbert stuff, which is theoretically just as off-topic.

Still, it happens. Just gotta roll with it.

>>82684846
Well, just imagine what fun they'll be having later today.

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>>82684846
They're not smart

>>82684993
>we never got to see that act 6 flash that was ruined by glitches
fuck hussie tbrh

>>82682928
That child was the progenitor of the cherub race.
Literally.
You can see that exact castle in the background of [S] A6A5A2 with a bunch of cherubs floating in front of it

Makese sense considering he's a quarter goddess, a quarter deviless and half the strongest prospitian in the universe

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>>82684993
THICK

>>82685037
>at the end of each MSPA there's a new baby that ends up being the progenitor of the next MSPA's villains

>>82685075
Who's baby will that be in homestuck?

>>82685075
So who's going to be the source of all evil in the new universe? I'll put my money on John and Roxy's kid.

>>82685037
>prospitian

>>82685095
Next villain in the next MSPA will be part of a race of werewolves.

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>>82683887
>your parents will never be Demimonde Semigoddess and Fiesta Ace Dick

>>82685075
But I thought the villain of the next MSPA is going to be Trizza Tethis, Feferi's predecessor

>>82685095
rose and kanaya's daughter, pizzas pocket

>>82685098
Too boring, it'll be Dave and Jade unintentionally creating an army of dog monsters. Fast forward a trillion years and three universes and you've got God Dog for his new adventure, Stuckhome

>>82685095
All of them. The whole next generation is evil.

>>82685134
>it's a prequel story
>when we already know what's going to happen
>not even written by hussie himself
Literally what is even the point

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>>82685176
more trolls!

>>82685154
>the dogkin were a bizarre species of humans with bizarre, triangular ears, a tail, and most important of all, powerful space-time powers
>they were few compared to other humans, and thus were segregated from them due to their incredible power
>they were eventually exiled to another planet
blablabla
this shit writes itself honestly

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>>82684846
what about THIS

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>>82685154
I don't get the feeling Hussie likes dogs well enough to give them too big of a role. He's clearly a cat person.

Could you imagine the furry nightmare the next fandom would be if hussie's next work was full of dog people?

>>82685176
I don't know, everyone in it is as good as dead.

>>82685206
That sounds absolutely terrible and you should be ashamed of yourself for writing it.

>>82685226
I'm not a good writer, but I definitely wouldn't end my story by retconning all the characters for the sake of some bullshit plot-device character

>>82685154
>not lead by snoop god
One job you hack

>>82685223
no kidding, talk about setting yourself up to fail

>>82685242
But you would write a story about cute dog furries with reality breaking powers who were discriminated against by humanity for being better than them.

>>82685213
Who would ace dick and pickle inspected be the patron detective for?

>>82685223
Joey is too cute to die!

>>82685262
>>82685223
I think you guys are missing the point of what makes a story enjoyable.

>>82685215
there's already a furry nightmare in homestuck

>>82685282
So was Nepeta.

>>82685282
Joey is going to die in a fire, one way or another.

>>82685263
kek

>>82685287
>not caring about the destination
DUDE SHOUTING NAMES LMAO

>>82685287
I think you're missing the point Hussie has a solid track record now of making stories NOT enjoyable

Act 7, the endless delays, the fact it takes place on an already doomed and pointless planet with doomed and pointless people, who fucking cares

>>82685287
This. Hiveswap can be a good story even if we know all the characters in it will die ten years later.

>>82685303
Joey probably did a solo session, won, and is now drifting through the incisisphere or whatever its called as LORD(ess) JOEY

>>82685261
If they knew Snoop they wouldn't be evil

>>82685290
Yeah, just one, and her furry part was downplayed everywhere except here because we love talking about dog dicks more than the freaks who write alpha/omega smut. I'm talking undertale levels furfaggotry here. The fact we don't do that shit is one of the few positive things about the homestuck fandom, as much as the pawfeet fags have tried to ruin that in the past.

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Would naruto be a bard of blood or a heir of hope?

>>82685329
What about Jude?

>>82685364
who fucking gives a shit he can swallow a meteor for all I care

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>>82685271
They're only 10% furry

>>82685378
nice

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>>82685385

>>82685378
She's cute.

>>82685378
This is really good
Top notch steel

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>>82685378
>all that goddamn thigh

the fuck are you doing to me

>>82685378
Nice booty.

Nice barrel.

>>82685364
Who the fuck is Jude?

>>82685422
He made it bad.

>>82685378
>pharo noir
I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing's happening!

>>82685385
I want to see jade in more of that loose dress she's got on

So what exactly do you get when you win a solo session? I don't think it was very well explained, do you just become a godlike being like LE?

>>82685351
Heir of Hope, the guy just embodies belief in all things positive, to that mentally deficient degree that would ensure he's a fucking powerhouse.

>>82685478
you aren't supposed to win a solo session

otherwise you turn into something like LE

>>82685478
Well LE got access to a room with the Juju and his god clock, so he could eat the clockwork majyyks. I don't know if everyone gets the same Juju, or what.

>>82685378
Oh man, I can't get enough of this qt. Suppose it helps that anything ancient Egyptian themed is always great, it's like a rule.

>>82685488
Wouldn't that fit lee better?
Total powerhouse but completely irrelevant
Sauces would probably be a knight of doom

>>82685478
You get whatever your denizen gives you, I guess.

>>82685395
still a great pic

>>82685498
So basically solo is just a sick joke that involves you doing an impossible time trial, and caliborn actually did it the absolute madman. Well who could have foreseen that.

>>82685530
>So basically solo is just a sick joke that involves you doing an impossible time trial, and caliborn actually did it the absolute madman.
Exactly this

>Fiesta Ace Dick and Zombie Ace Dick are absorbed by Ace Dick
>They somehow are back for the epilogue
???

>>82685478
As with most things regarding Sburb, we can't be sure, because we rarely see the 'standard' version of things.

What we saw was Caliborn breaking his clock and then absorbing its powers, and he also got the house juju.

>>82685530
Yeah kinda. It was sort of a lame revelation.Oooooooo the game PUNISHES you with an impossible time trial! That you gave to the Lord of Time. Ok.

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>>82685530
They did say a solo session is basically punishment.

>>82685478
Would sole ownership of a universe be prize enough? An entire reality created to your exact desire without any other influence.
Hell what exactly would the 12 trolls of done had they actually won? What does ruling a universe even actually entail?

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>>82685563
whoooooooooooooooo knooooooooooooows

>>82685364
>incidentally Jude just happens to be down in the world's deepest mineshaft on the 13th of April

>>82685563
>Would sole ownership of a universe be prize enough?
Solo sessions don't make universes.

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>>82685563
Pretty sure you're not really meant to be gods, just live quiet lives and repopulate your species. if you're good enough to beat the game you more or less don't WANT to rule, just kind of watch over things.
It's like that idea where the kids try to blend in to society while warped versions of them are worshipped as gods.

>>82685591
could always leap sessions and steal someone else's
no one will ever know

>>82685563
Playing soccer, apparently.

>>82685563
>Would sole ownership of a universe be prize enough?
you can't make an universe in a dead session though
>What does ruling a universe even actually entail?
It probably involves morphing the universe to your own desire, blowing shit up, and just generally being treated as a god by the population.
The trolls would have probably made it a really shitty place because they're psychopaths.

>>82685608
A FROG
ILL GIVE IT CANCER
No one will ever know

>>82685603
>It's like that idea where the kids try to blend in to society while warped versions of them are worshipped as gods.

I'm getting this mental image of John awkwardly averting his eyes and trying not to show any reaction while walking past a temple dedicated to him

>>82685608
That'd be pretty cool. Too bad Hussie hated Sburb so much he did everything in his power to avoid it for his shitty story about teen romance and murder.

>>82685512
Pretty much all edgy badguys end up as Knights of Doom, it just fits too well.

It's a tough call, i like to view heirs as the embodiment of their Aspect, and Naruto is definitely the embodiment of Hope/belief in his universe. Lee's more self belief and hard work, so perhaps he'd fit better as some kind of Blood related thing given the vitality part to it, Knight of Blood perhaps.

>>82685631
I like that this is pretty much the entire reason why all the bullshit in homestuck happened

>>82685650
More like he's averting his eyes because there's MASSIVE nude statues of his sister, wife, mother, and Rose outside the temple

>>82685622
Imagine the shit show of them trying to decide on how their universe should work. It'd be a civil war, with those not caring about the previous Alternian society trying to have their own desires added in to the mix.

>>82685650
More that he walks through some town somewhere while they celebrate Gristmas and throw powder everywhere and celebrate that time that the God Egbert killed a snake by fucking it.

>>82685713
>all the classical paintings redone with the kids

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>>82685740
It's basically be "Vriska murders the *entire universe* and they all die screaming within a year because none of them were gods, and not much later Vriska dies a just death pretty much instantly"

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>>82685807
how much

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>>82685763
>all the kids get horrific Greek God style stories made up about them
>turns out all Greek God stories were just massive shitposting fanfic wars in a race to the bottom

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>>82685803
I'd like to imagine she goes along with the eventual planned makeup of the universe, then turns into the god pirate lord and ruins everything for everyone. That's pretty inkeeping with her usual contributions to the story at least.

>>82685713
>meanwhile dave has carefully altered all records to convince the world that the time god is actually captain snoop
>doesn't even have to disguise himself

>>82685807
How much money have you made as a direct result of hst

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>>82685824
>all ancient mythology is just skewed versions of Sburb players winning

>>82685824
>the carapacians/consorts/early-humans discover Rose's hotpocket incident
>AND SO THE GODLY SEER OF LIGHT WEPT FOR AEONS, AS SHE COULD NOT PREPARE THE HOLY AMBROSIA FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF HER AND HER DEAREST LOVER, THUS PROVING HER THE LESSER OF THE GODS, WORTHLESS IN KNOWLEDGE

>>82685848
or steps outside and immediately gets run over by a japanese truck

>>82685854
>not rolling with the original and using his "similarities" to become a successful TV preacher

>>82685823
sketches 8, or 3 for 20 for this since its simple
line art 10, full color 30

>>82685863
uh, recently or over the 5 years ive been here

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>>82685869
>Somewhere, Karkat, dying of old age and actual cancer this time, manages a wheezing and mocking laugh

>>82685868
The trolls work best for that, each of them has some crazy deadly thing associated with them that could be blown up into some crazy story or idea they act as the patron god for. Just imagine, Summer Funtime God of War Eri.

>>82685890
>Dave sets up time loops to convince the populace that he's blessed by the time god
>Attracts a congregation of millions
>All his religious iconography consists of poorly-drawn badly-compressed jpgs
>The 2004 Starsky & Hutch movie is a sacred text

>>82685922
I don't actually care about the exact number, I was just curious if it was along the lines of "a bit" or "I am literally the Bill Gates of Homestuck fanart"

>>82685868
>the tales of the gods on the new earth aren't even tales of their victory
>they just adapted their day-to-day lives
>five fucking hours of Dave channel surfing turned into some epic about the god of time's quest for enlightenment

>>82685963
>meanwhile, Jade is depicted as goddess of fertility
>people begin selling idols depicting her as fat
>gets angry and destroys cities because of it
>gets changed into the goddess of destruction

>>82685824
Tbh that's not far gone from the truth

>>82685999
Nah, by the time she realizes that she's the goddess of fertility it's too late
So she has to deal with her mexico vacation punctuated by street sellers trying to sell her fat wooden figurines of herself, claiming they'll bring her healthy kids

>>82683017
Is that what happened to the forums?

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>every single deific depiction of Rose is of her doing something stupid, crying, her hood over her eyes and being blind as an idiot, dying, messing up, breeding with horrible things, being annoyed by her 'evil' cat doppelganger, and basically being Loki with none of the charm or the clever ruses

>>82685999
>the obese goddess of gluttonous destruction

>>82686048
So it's accurate then

>>82686036
No, it's jjust a joke poking fun of recent events

>>82686048
that's what she deserves tbf.

>>82686030
>the kids getting heavily religious strangers criticizing them sometimes

>>82686005
I'm losing my shit at the thought of this
Thanks anon

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>>82685963
ohhh
pretty decent i think, ive had more commissions this month than like the last two-three years combined
its around 500-600 including a couple commissions gained from tumblr because of homestuck stuff drawn for here
im not swimming in cash though

>>82686083
>atheism becomes popular, people begin doubting kids
>the kids don't even give half a shit and in all honestly prefer that people stop giving them attention

>>82686048
>the tale of the seer and the turtle demon is her most well-known legend

>Mindfang kidnaps young troll shotas and sells them to Condy

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>>82686103
>It ain't Zeus and his golden rain, but my GOD does it get retold about a thousand times as often

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>>82686100
>still have to deal with accidental use of their powers every few decades leading to a resurgence of religious fervor

>>82686100
tell me this mr. smart guy
if the gods don't exist, how come 30% of the population has dog ears?

>>82686119
Condy is the fucking EMPRESS, she does not need to accept no used shotas.

>>82686160
>if humens is descendeded from dogs, WHY THERE STILL DOGS?
>CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

>>82686160
Why shouldn't they? It's just what humans are naturally like. Evolution and all that shit.

>>82686091
you ever do anything with that writefag?

>>82686103
the turtles or LOLAR eagerly await the return of the fabled seer

>>82686129
Plus, like, it's already ingrained into the very soul of the universe. The trolls had constellations and signs that seemed to just be KNOWN by humans, and presumably other species. So presumably everyone on that platform right as the door opens is somehow placed into the very subconscious of the new universe to some deific or mythological degree.

>>82686184
we have some plans but for now i have a freelance job, commissions and a shirt design to finish
no time

>>82686176
>Jade's uterus screwing up decades of scientific research and confusing archaeologists and anthropologists for years to come
>all so Jade can blend in with the crowd without having to wear a fucking hat

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>>82686185
>the return of the fabled seer
>She left those turtles to die, alone and godless.

>>82686197
Ah yeah dude I was born under the squid
Nah man where my ghost bros at
Dammit I was born under cancer this sucks

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1001 Nights arabesque stuff is so colorful and hot looking on the girls.

>>82686225
they didn't care about her as a god, they just knew she'd fuck them.
where's that panel with the bearded turtle?

>>82686237
>not being a nervous investor
>2013

>>82686209
>dave lives out his pipe dream of being a paleontologist
>has to subtly place evidence throughout history of dog people skeletons so his coworkers don't get suspicious at the lack of any dog-eared beings prior to like, a few centuries ago

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>>82686253

>Rose's only real power as Seer of Light is that she's able to see through the Cueball
>but Vriska can also do that despite not being a Seer

>>82686274
Unga bunga where hotpocket

>roxy can go out in public using her real name and wearing god tier duds and nobody bats an eye
>meanwhile, rose's cover is always being blown for some reason, even when she's pretending to be someone completely different

Rose got what she deserved by being transformed into Rorb Lalonde.

Or that her character basically became "the girl in love with the hot alien chick"?

>>82686269
Now there's a turtle who looks like he's packing some big, hot, hard knowledge.

>>82686274
Rose literally does not know what powers she has or how to use them

Maybe if she had DONE HER LAND she'd fucking get it, instead all she can do is bumble around like a retard and cry at the microwave while Kanaya wonders who to fuck behind her back next

God damn if it wasn't for Roxy she'd have died in a hole by now

>>82686260
Do you think Dave faces prejudice in his life for marrying one of those filthy dog people?

>>82686274
they're both light players, though.

>>82686322
>Go on /pol/, endless shitposting about how the hounds or whatever they're called are always behind everything

>>82686320
the closest to her powers we got to see was seeing her channel light powers through her science sticks
which she originally used to channel Grimdark powers

>>82686336
thats really cute actually

>>82685095
The baby is you

>>82686336
I'm glad he didn't taint his one decent work by including them in Homestuck.

what is the difference between Void and Grimdark powers?

>>82686323
i think the point is vriska isn't a seer
i still say aranea healing jakes brain is the most bullshiting of any aspect powers

>>82686359
Didn't three Prospitians who looked similar to PS, AD, and PI show up during Meenahquest as a tease?

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>>82686336
there's a problem with this

>>82686320
>Maybe if she had DONE HER LAND
Hot

>>82685869
>>82685141
>>82686283
I must have missed a dank-ass-meme, huh?

>>82686336
How would a sburb session between PS, AD and PI go?

I'm too curious to see this now

>>82686359
epilogue :)

>>82686353
Yeah but... those were just Echidna's Quills. She was just pooping out plain old Light power from an endgame weapon. She wasn't even providing it.

Holy SHIT Rose is the weakest goddamn god ever. What else did she do? Guide them through the void for 3 years? Or was that someone else I honestly can't recall or care to

>>82686375
kek

>>82686359
they were in the Intermission flash

>>82686375
Reminder that Ace Dick is literally the emblem for Rage.

>>82686375
You. I like you.

>>82686390
hell Echidna is also a Space player Denizen, can Rose not even get shit from her own Denizen?

>>82686374
They didn't even look anything like PS, AD, or PI.

>>82686418
That would require her to visit Cetus, which would require her to maybe pay attention to her quest for five minutes. She'd never consider it.

>>82686425
Cetus' quest probably was cooking a hotpocket.

>>82686418
She'd have to actually meet Cetus, and Cetus would just have some kind of Light/Rain element gun for Jade to use, like Echidna had space quills. Presumably. It was sort of a dropped detail. Much like Rose's life.

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>>82686390
She pointed once.

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>>82686437
We'd hear her screams, cries, and tantrums as far as the Green fucking Sun

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I forgot I played around with this ancient fan edit in AGS.

>>82686421
Hence similar looking, and the text when examining them teases you about the possibility about them being them.

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how come only Echidna and Yaldabaoth really mattered as as Denizens?
guess Typheus too sorta, but not really since all he does with John is kill him or not kill him
Couldn't we see more of what Hephaestus is suppose to be at least?

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>>82686460
Oh. Wow. She really was useless. Holy shit. Rose is only good for turtle breeding and being Kanaya's talking fleshlight. And I guess something to make Roxy proud, since she's too goddamn nice about her shitfuck of a daughtermother.

REMEMBER WHEN ROSE WANTED DAVE TO TELL JOHN SOMETHING
WHAT WAS THAT?

>>82686334
>FACT: Dogs make up less than 10% of the US population but are responsible for more than 50% of violent crime

>>82686479
It's supposed to be an atypical session. That doesn't make the gaps in any way satisfying though.

>>82686479
Hussie fucking hated writing anything to do with the game, the one thing most of the fandom was actually interested in as it related to the characters.

>>82686505
God that excuse is so weak and watery now.

>>82686496
"Remember to sell your stocks at the first sign of trouble"

>>82686501
>Jade's kids coming home from school in tears because they were bullied by the redneck's kids

>>82686496
"im gay"

>>82686496
"Oh please oh PLEASE don't revive me in my Land."

>>82686513
I think he wanted to be subversive by not fulfilling expectations or a formula that all the kids meeting their denizen.

Instead of being clever and just have them meet them all in unusual ways, and not just as a plot backup device like with John learning how to control his retcon powers.

>>82686543
Turns out Hussie is pretty bad at actually delivering on anything interesting after your expectations are subverted. Maybe if he didn't waste so much time with spider, clown, and teen romance.

Oh wait. Then he'd have to write an actual interesting story without subverting everything, like he was when the kids actually had shit to do in their Lands and we got cool moments, like, "Davesprite stole an endgame weapon from his Denizen"

>>82686521
>Jade goes to have a... "talk" with their father
>long story short, once again they're going to have to find a new city to live in
>in other news religious fervor in the southern united states reaches an all time high, particularly towards the god of space

>>82684358
Problem Sleuth was inspired by retro games, so we can expect to enjoy the kind of moderation you would get in /vr/.

>>82686587
I keep forgetting the kids and trolls are literally living on Earth 2 now. Feels weird. Like... there's Karkat, in the ruins of downtown Detroit, which is actually just perfectly preserved 2009 Detroit. And looky there, John just climbed Everest.

>>82684358
no why

>>82686620
>Karkat opts to stays in detroit
>I'M USED TO GROWING UP IN A MURDER WORLD, THIS IS AS CLOSE TO HOME AS A I GET

>>82686620
was it ever explained why there wasn't a new alien race?

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>>82686641
>Detroit suddenly improved by 800% by his mere presence
>Karkat fucks up again, folks!
>*laugh track*
>*laugh track*
>*laugh track*
>*laugh track*
>*deafening ear-ringing laugh track*

>>82686274
All the classes and aspects are connected, so there's no real point in trying to separate who gets which abilities :^)

>>82686660
I think alien races just grow organically on other planets. There's no rule saying there can only be one race per universe, is there?

>>82682216
I didn't like PS very much after the first few hundred pages. I thought the multiple versions of the characters got tedious and dragged the pace down. The fight with DK went on too long.

>>82686708
The trolls had to be conquering something.

>>82686660
There was though.

>>82686708
I was under the assumption from what's said in the comic that there are literally countless games happening in every universe, because any planet with intelligent life is destined (read: doomed and thoroughly damned) to play eventually, and be destroyed, reseeded, and played again. And most games, a massive majority, are all doomed and die pointlessly, so not many universes get made per universe, presumably.

But since Homestuck exists in a lifeless dull void, we never really see or feel that.

>>82686744
No there wasn't. Just chess people, who were supposed to be rebuilding old earth. Which I guess they were doing? Actually, how did Jade smuggle earth into the new universe? How did she get her hands on it?

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>>82686778
You're forgetting about these guys.

>>82686806
Were they on an earth left back in B2, or were they on the earth from act 7 with can town. That was supposed to be earth, right? I'm so confused.

>>82686808
Romantic tale to surpass the work of shakespeare. publish it to the world

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>>82686808
It sucks.

>>82686808
Couldn't Kanaya just break through the door at that point?

>>82686808
the ending got me

>>82686808
jade would NEVER...

>>82686808
>mods deleting new original content

LITERALLY
HITLER

>>82686935
I know, Jade would fuck Dave straight, not kill him

>>82682216
Thread theme:

http://tenseimusic.tumblr.com/post/143225909055/ill-have-to-do-some-explaining-for-this-one-ive

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>HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!

What did she mean by this?

>>82687029
Oh right there were two Nannasprites at some point I guess.

Whatever became of them I wonder.

>>82686969
will dave leave karkat for the sake of his unborn children

>>82687049
>implying he wouldn't just let karkat be the awkward third wheel babysitter

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>>82687029
It means we didn't get to see two Nannasprites go full old witch mode and torment the HELL out of Jane into a laughing oblivion for being such a boring fucking failure.

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>>82687066

>>82687081
why are cybernetics so cool

>>82687081
It also meant no Nannasprites commenting on how Jake is even hotter than they remember. Perhaps groping his buttocks for comedic effect.

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>>82687004
This looks promising

>>82687115
>penumbra phantasm
excuse me

>>82687115
oo nice

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>>82683655

>>82687109
>literal blue ladies

how does hussie miss all these opportunities

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>>82687162
"missed opportunities" is pretty much Homestuck's tagline

>>82687209
i hate u

>>82687161
ugh

>>82687214
rude

also why do trolls grow wings when they're god tiers if they don't even grow them naturally

i mean humans don't grow tails

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>>82687109
But Nanna and Grampa were raised as siblings.

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>>82687228
some myth thing who knows

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>>82687228
Trolls idealize bug wings as an aspect of godhood

>>82687228
Why didn't doomed godtier karkat have wings? Why did the summoner?

>>82687243
Nanna found out that he isn't actually blood related.

Although I can't remember whether she knew that before she became a sprite.

>>82687180
HOT
DOG

>>82687243
Sometime in adulthood she suddenly started wanting to fuck him. It was weird.

>>82687228
They use cocoons instead of beds so it's only fitting.

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>>82687254
glub glub SHRUG

>>82687259
It doesn't matter man, you imprint that shit. You don't just suddenly find your brother sexy once you find out you didn't come from the same vagina.

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>>82683655
Fuck that was the wrong one.

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>>82687161
Oh damn, does somebody have that picture of aradia hanging from a telephone wire?

>>82687259
Condy told her.

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>>82687336
I had no idea this was based on something. Now I know.

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>>82687358
Thank you. And you're welcome.

Any good showtime remixes

>>82687302
Where did she even get all those puppies
Pretty sure actual dogs went extinct with the rest of the world

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>>82687365
>Where did she even get all those puppies

>>82687365
Ectobiology, Roxy's powers, John's powers, take your pick.

>>82687247
SEX

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>>82687363
Why... why did it happen a se- no I want the mystery. Nevermind.

>>82687390
Can Roxy create living being? I guess an egg is a gamete, which is a cell, so it's alive. Can she just create life as she pleases? What are the limits to her power?

>>82687390
She pulled an Angua.

>>82687404
Something about doing it for others.

Which I guess makes a Rouge of Doom unwanted?

>>82687404
Well consider this:
salamanders were captchalogued, which means they have a code

which means you can clone salamanders with grist

so roxy can create salamanders at the very least

also you know.
Pumpkins.

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>>82687404
She can make the orange fruits of disappearance

>>82687442
>Making pumpkins
Literally the most overpowered god tier.

>>82687442
Yeah, but the pumpkins are dead. Could she just like creates an army of puppet soldiers to do her bidding? Could she pull all the characters from the dream bubbles out of non-existance as they were?

>>82687432
I wonder if you could captchalogue like a Rose or something.

>>82687484
she'd probably captchalogue herself and had to get kanaya to free her

>>82687429
I thought doom had to do with systems, futility and sacrifice?

john
roxy
aradia
mituna

one arena
who would win:
the battle
the glory
the fame
our hearts

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>>82687484
I forgot about that shit

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>>82687442
Can't tell if she's channeling power from the PS afterlife or the weed dimension.

>>82687517
what a goddess

>>82687513
john
probably also john
still john
mituna

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>>82687517

is the janitor done throwing a tantrum?

>spend like 3 hours building fluff in an rp until the smutty stuff begins
>lasts 10 minutes and then they disconnect

shit. really wanted a long term thing.

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what did she mean by this?

do trolls have dongs?

>>82687648
she is brushing her teeth

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>>82687663
oh.
which one would you help brush their teeth first?

>>82683655
~ATH is the only programming language I can use, and it's an esotreric piece of shit that can never be compiled in any way other than fucking up your computer momentarily.

>>82687669
aradia, but only if she asked.

>>82687669
>Equius will never fuck both of them at the same time