Storytime of CUTE - The Unbelievable Gwenpool #002

>>82663413
Wait a second, werent there 2 artist on this ?

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>>82663439
Gurihiru is two artists. But for the Howard The Duck backups and the prologue in #1 there was someone else.

>Eating my captchas

>>82663380
I'm going to marry Gwen Poole!

>>82663413
>We're not touchin' it.

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>>82663500
Not if I marry her first!

>>82663497
no in the last issue, in the bank i remember there was another artist, before she put her gear

>>82663531
Is Polygamy legal?

Wow, this is bad.

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>>82663544
Yeah, that's who I was talking about. Beyruth was his name.

>>82663516
>Please.

>Le Batroc is going to give her the Leapair

>>82663579
Oh well thanks for letting me know

>>82663429
>don't get it twisted!
This rap shit, is MODOK's!

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>>82663380

This comic is such a piece of shit and you are worse piece of shit for liking it!

>>82663516
I know her speech will get so mangled once another author tries to use her.

>>82663666
Aw shit.

>>82663666

Oh shit

also those Satan trips

>>82663666

The Joke is that Gwenpool is stupid as fuck.

>>82663693
So this thor is a human right? What's with the accent?

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>>82663579
>Whor

>>82663693
LAUGH AT HER FOR HAVING CANCER BUT BEING TOO STUPID TO GET IT CURED

>>82663661
no the only bad people people are the waifu faggots they ruin everything like the /co/ drawthreads

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>>82663745

>>82663693
Is this a sex thing?

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>>82663782
Why would it be a sex thing?

>>82663726

>draw a rocket launcher with a regular gun trigger.
>the rocket gets shot by putting her foot on top of it.

Great artwork

>>82663780
Good to see Cecil will be a recurring character.

>>82663780

That lazy writing... that's the worse part, all the exposition ''muh comic book cliches'' and not doing anything cool or new with it.

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And that's a wrap, aparently

>>82663825
A fellow of infinite jest.

>>82663830
How cute.

Much thanks.

>>82663812

Inbefore they become friend and he trains her because this comic is already too predictable

>>82663792
Giant Norse goddess and tiny cute little girl

>>82663830
Good.

Please stop storytiming shit comics designed to appeal to cancer, you are ruining the shreds left of /co/

>>82663497
The Terrible Eye a qt.

>>82663830
That's an insult to Totoro.

>>82663830
I enjoyed it. Thank you.

>>82663812
She gonna blackmail Batroc since he's too powerful as a plotpiece to ever die

>>82663856
>>82663852

Are you virgins IRL?

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>>82663780
>Alas, poor Cecil

>>82663941
She is cute, makes funny faces, and can't fight for shit!

>>82663941
Only a month away until Storytime of CUTE, Gwen Poole edition returns

>>82663994
Thanks for proving my point, man.

If you would be kind enough to call all you retarded friends and confirm to everyone else that you're cancer, I'll greatly appreciate it.

Thanks Op

she should have known to never use the name pool all it does is lead to suffering

>>82663497
>Who's your tank?

You are Gwen!

>>82663616
Did Batroc just kick Whor?

>>82663600
Marvel has fallen a little too in love with the fact they can rape disney now

>>82663830
This was great, thanks, man.

>>82664046
That's right, though.
She has plot armor.

>>82664098
Yes, he did. She is still holding back the entire fight because she doesn't want to kill this little goonsquad of obviously inept rabble, and Batroc.

>>82664121
I am relatively certain that "bibbidi bobbidi" is not a registered trademark.

>>82663497
Widowmaker?

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>>82663531

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>>82664158
I hope we see more Batroc in the MCU

>>82663600

Hellcat, Gwenpool and Squirrel girl.

Whenever you get alternative looking artwork, the backgrounds suck fucking balls!

No deph, no detail, nothing!

>>82663941
Oh my god, did you not actually read it. This has easily become Marvel's best comic

>>82664275

>le I'm a stupid retarded asshole with shit taste.


Are you a virgin kissless IRL or just a virgin?

Are you fat? Do you own mostly super heroe t-shirts?

>>82664316
Oh, it's you again. Hello.

>>82663693
How can one Poole in distress be this cute?

>>82664328
Stop responding to him. He literally wants you to respond.

Contest:
anyone in this thread who kills himself will get a signed copy of Gwenpool #3!

So in #3, Batroc tells on Gwen, but then has to point out that Gwen is the one who distracted Whor, then killed the target, so she remains on the team

>>82664371
Wait a minute. Signed by who?

>>82664360
Some people are content simply to rage endlessly, audience or not, but fine, I'll leave it be and time will tell whether or not this is the case.

>>82664360

Seriously, are you virgin?

Of course you are a dude

>>82664388
Guruhiru of course!

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>>82663830
Thank you. Admittedly not as cute as the first one but still a reader.

>>82664316
I have Kissed a girl

Yeah i'm about 30 pounds over weight

i only own two super hero shirts, both batman

>>82664391
Yes, I'm a fat, kissless virgin. We are all fat, kissless virgins.
If you are not one of us, you don't belong here. Get out.

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>>82664419
A tempting contest
To be completely honest
But I'll have to pass

>>82663780
This is what I like about this, besides the metric fuck-ton of cute, the writing is taking the kinda done ''character knows cliches and lampshades them'' and doing this things differently, instead of making it tongue-in-cheek and going ''COMIC BOOKS AMIRITE'', it plays that shit straight, Gwen's survival and importance in the world is completely dependant on the fact that she's an outsider that knows she's in a comic, that shit takes center in how the story progresses. Of course, it still uses that to make jokes.

But for real, it's the cute that keeps bringing me back

>>82664371
Am i allowed to be resuscitated?

>>82664446
You drive a hard bargain.
What about a keylock in the shape of Gwenpool
and a t-shirt (with Gwenpool of course)?

>>82664454
Sure! (he he)

>>82664438

Thank god I'm not one of you.

Are you for real? not even a kiss? How old are you ?

>>82664471
Anon that's just sad
That's not even a Haiku
Like, come on my dude

>>82664451
>doing this things differently

no they don't, its the same generic shit that you see in this kind of stories

Literally going ''I can survive this because comic books!!''

Talking about reading too much in between line, are you a zootopia fan?

>>82664504
DEAL!!

>>82663395
Way to rip off Empowered.

>>82664551
Wow, an actual hipster. I feel like i should take a picture or something

>>82664556
Yay! Hurry up, though

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I can't take this shit anymore. I just can't. This shit's more contrived than Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain. Why is this a thing?

>>82664557
I wish she was curvy like Emp

>>82664609
frankly, it seems like Hastings doesn't like it either

>>82663830
This was fun, thanks

>>82664512
Yes. I'm 35. And I live in my mom's basement and work at Walmart where I abuse the little bit of power I have to trample on the feelings of others.

>>82664631
Emp's ass is too big

>>82664635
where did you get that from

>>82664551
>>82664512
I'm starting to worry about you. You're either in severe denial and posting loudly to further blind yourself to your true beliefs, or you just want to feel superior to others. There's literally no reason to be so upset that you'd take time to stir the pot in seemingly every thread tangentially related to Gwenpool, and frankly it's just as(if not more) unhealthy than the very waifufags you rail against.

That wasn't as gay as I wanted it to be.

>>82664659
>Emp's ass is too big
Are you her? Only person that thinks that.

>>82664607
....................

>>82664659
>where did you get that from
there is complete turn of the tone of the comic, it feels like a creepypasta comic

>>82664551
>no they don't, its the same generic shit that you see in this kind of stories
>Literally going ''I can survive this because comic books!!''

But that's on the surface level, man. While it does that, it also goes beyond and makes tha important to how shit is going.
Gwen is in trouble now literally because she's useless and only has the fact that she can survive anything. That can lead to some interesting stuff.

>Talking about reading too much in between line, are you a zootopia fan?
Haven't seen it yet.

>>82664698
Comic sent

>>82664694
Her ass is too big to fap too. I can fap to jette and every other person in the comic but not emp and her huge ass

>>82664702
it was always supposed to take this turn. in the interviews about this comic he said that the universe would start fighting back against her because it doesn't like being made a plaything

>>82664609
Its really not all that contrived.

Fags like Deadpool
Fags love their waifus

What happens you mix those two together? $$$$$$$$$$$$

>>82664702
>creepypasta comic

I have no idea what that is, though if i had to say this feels very manga like, weird funny shit right next to weird self-reflection and sadness

>>82663413
so where did this MODOK come from?

>>82664749
it feels creepy

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>>82664683
We had a girl blushing at Thor's kabedon.
After Gwen called Jane's name, making her go full tsun-mode.
That is pretty gay.

>>82664778
From retirement. He literally said so.

>>82664778
Apparently the same M.O.D.O.K. as usual, re-inventing himself after finding boredom in peace

>>82663979
Are you really trying to use virgin as an insult?

So why hasn't Gewn captialised on her ability to know why is who?

I mean, she could fucking blackmail every hero that doesn't want their shit to be known.
Easily.

I mean, she's so shit she needs some tutoring.
One of the more kill-y heroes would probably be happy to help her out.

>>82664787
That was just fangirling, that wasn't lusting after Whor vagina.

>>82664671

all your post is wrong and you are also gay as fuck.

>>82664722

>>82664722
>Gwen is in trouble now literally because she's useless and only has the fact that she can survive anything. That can lead to some interesting stuff.

No, is going to lead to some generic training ''I have to be my own character and believe on myself!!!'' generic arc to turn her into a badass in a really forced way.


I bet that her whole deal is going to be that shit, that she doesn't like herself because she lacks self-confidence so they can appeal more to the beta faggots that read this shit.

So far everything has been soooo by the numbers that I can already predict that generic shit happening.

That's what pisses me off about this fandom, is the pretence that comic is good beyond the anime faces, everything else otuside that is mediocre as fuck.

Literally Squirrel Girl, Hellcat levels of bad writing.

>>82664848

of course. Specially when it comes to waifu posting

>>82664855
Chances are that's gonna happen with Batroc.
He's going to teach her the way of the leaping or she'll reveal his terrible secret. He can speak without an accent.

>>82664855
This comic showed that that isn't a good idea. Why would you purposely put a target on your back for every hero in the world to come after.

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>>82664848
I bet you are such a big virgin, you would still be a virgin after giving birth!

>>82663812
>dobbing on your teammates
bad form, batroc

>>82664862
>Literally Squirrel Girl, Hellcat levels of bad writing.
stuff actually happens here. more than hurt fee fees or lost tickets

>>82664855
see
>>82663780

>>82663941
Get better tastes.

>>82664438
you forgot the 'REEEE'. that part's important these days

>>82663967
seconded

>>82664838
>>82664846
last time I remember seeing MODOK he was dying of organ failure, his son blew him up and made it look like a suicide bombing. how did he come back from that? and why the mohawk?

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>>82665026
Oh, sorry. You are absolutely right, sir.
Have a good one, and a good day to the family as well.

>>82664438
NORMIE GET OUT OF HERE!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>82665085
>How did he come back from that
people forgot he died. See: Superior Foes

>>82665085
He off-paneled it

>>82664388
I want Gwen to confirm if Batroc's daughter died in Superior Foes, and if he even knew he had one

>>82664862
>Gwen's main character dilemma will be that she lacks self-confidence

Fucking what? How can you even get that idea? It's been established that Gwen's main problem is the complete lack of care for people in this world, which is what's the writing is working on.

You're getting into projection territory

>>82664098
he just leapt at her, feet first

>>82663636
>FAP
They know...

>>82664992

Just because they killed one character that was introduced like 4 pages ago doesn't mean that the comic is good.

>>82665157

Yeah but the whole point about her wanting to go to the marvel universe and wanting to be something pool instead of someone original, etc.

its going to end up having a generic ''confidence'' arc, just wait and see.

>>82665230
>One
>She's directly responsible for the death of 3 people so far.

How is that not more than fucking either of those comics who don't even show a decent fight?

>>82665269
>wanting to be something pool
that was the costume shop lady's idea. Gwen Pool just wrote her real name down and the lady mistook it for a gimmick

>>82663726
Whor looks cute with those bug eyes

>>82665134
>>82665142
sly son of a bitch

>>82665302


She also killed a bunch of guys on the bank opening scene, but those don't matter, whatever.

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>>82665323
agreed. one of the best aspects about her costume.

>>82665392
It's a pretty good costume overall.

>>82663830

This was really great, thanks OP!

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time for new reaction images!

>>82663968
You're an insult to Totoro.

>>82663941

On the one hand you're a faggot, on the other hand I love reading your impotent faggotry

carry on

>>82665409
shame she's little more than a seat warmer. she's gonna break whatever Mind Control the Serpent used to make Odin a dick, rescue Odinson, have a little scene where he says they can both be Thor since he found one of the spare hammers floating around 616, and then the writers realize they have nothing else to use her for so kill her off in Civil War II for shock value. Either Odinson gets two hammers or some teenage girl gets her hammer.

born as clickbait, died as clickbait.

>>82663812
>And I'm going to tell on you
What are you? 7?

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>>82665568
possibly

>>82665568
He's French.

>>82663568
Here's your (you).

>>82663723
She's hiding her identity. The easiest way to do this is if humanity just assumes she is a magic alien god.

>>82664749
>Her ass is too big to fap too. I can fap to jette and every other person in the comic but not emp and her huge ass
You're obviously not trying hard enough.

>>82663666
MARTHA!

Until I read this, I didn't even know Jane Foster was Whor.

That's kind of dumb. Is there a good reason for it? In what way is she "worthy"?

>>82665921
she is a strong independent woman that needs no chemotherapy

like really, thats the only reason

>>82665990
What. Does she have cancer or what

>>82663723
it comes with the hammer. even when Loki gave Deadpool a bootleg hammer he spoke with the accent. I'm pretty sure every AU where someone else takes up the hammer they get it too.

>>82665921
Mjolnir is making its own rules now.

she heard it laughing while she was fighting in her ongoing, I'm pretty sure its gained sentience.

>>82666038
yes

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>>82666038
whoops forgot my image

>>82666038
she has cancer, but because chemo poisons your body as a side effect everytime she transforms it flushes all the radiation out of her body. but because cancer is your own cells multiplying, it fails to recognize it as something that needs to be flushed away. That or it can cure her cancer but chooses not to because she's more useful to Mjolnir if she's completely dependent on it.

>>82666121
>>82666137
>>82666143
That hammer got to have sentience to pull something like that at this point then. Might even make it interesting and put a twist on the else boring genderbend concept. Doubt they'd ever expand on such a bizarre concept.

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>>82666143
>magic hammer that can transform you into a goddess and flushes toxins and radiation from your body can't also get rid of cancer because reasons

>>82666194
it's one of those things where even if the current writer doesn't, the next one might

>>82666143
>>82666238

Welcome to /co/mblr, enjoy your stay

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>>82663812

>>82665445
It could work as a banner.

>>82664855

"Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person?"

"...Good luck."

>>82666376
and for the alternative option, why doesn't she pick one of the more charitable heroes and just stick with them?
well, you know the track record for sidekick survival rates.

i need crops, crops of gwen poole looking cute

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>>82666529
Too bad, here's Batroc.

>>82663812

Unless you do things to me. Weird French sex things.

>>82666591

Batroc is also cute

It wasn't as good as the first issue but it was okay. I'm considering buying the trade just to piss off all the trolls that hate this book without even bothering to read it.

>>82663657
Its Not! A Fucking! Game!

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>>82666655
Gurihiru can make anything cute even you and me.

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>>82666682
Anon you should base your purchase off how many angry faceless chumps on the internet, just do it because you like it.

>>82666795
>should

Should not*

>>82663792
Golly he is French.

>>82665568
It may have something to do with him calling everyone else children from time to time. He may have a fixation on childhood.

>>82664557
She's actually ripping off Deadpool (who's Duggan run does this). If she appeared multiple times an issue, doing this, THEN she'd be ripping off Empowered.

>>82663780

Why does she think Thor would flat out murder a defenseless person?

>>82666238
Except that makes sense though. It doesn't get rid of cells that have her own DNA. Asgardians may not get cancer.

>>82667028
she didn't seem to care that they just bazooka'd a guy so long as she was able to still solve the vine problem

>>82666238

Probably because what you mentioned are foreign agents. Stuff that shouldn't be there.

Cancer is just your own cells multiplying out of control. That's the hard part of treating cancer, because most things that affect it are going to affect the rest of you.

>>82667028
She said herself. "Normal people bodies don't stay put together against that hammer".

>>82667036
Asgardians have a cure for cancer, but I'm not sure if it was a specifically a cure for cancer, or just something that could cure many things including cancer.

either way Jane refused to take it on some half-baked thing that there were other humans that needed it more and it wouldn't be fair unless they all got to take it or something.

basically she wants to die. there's no room to pretend she doesn't. she just wants to die in battle specifically after being Thor's damsel for years only to be unceremoniously forgotten about for more years.

>>82667060

Yeah, but that guy was a psycho black druid.

>>82666238
>>82667036

I always assumed it worked like the Magical Girl transformations in Magical Girl Neill, where you've got your kickass celestial body and your dumpy regular body, and you just sort of switch between the two. Anything that was wrong with your regular body doesn't get "fixed" when you shift over to the new body, and when you shift back you still gotta deal with that shit.

>>82667119

>Jane refused to take it on some half-baked thing that there were other humans that needed it more and it wouldn't be fair unless they all got to take it or something.

That's the same stupid reasoning that kept Babs in a wheelchair for years, despite having friend connections in magic and super-science that could fix her. It's dumb logic.

If your job is to save lives, then curing your illnesses makes you BETTER ABLE TO SAVE LIVES. This martyr mentality bullshit harms more than it helps.

>>82667119
So she's angry at the world for having cancer and prefers taking it out on the closest thing to a god she can get her hands on than trying for a cure? Sounds reasonable enough, that is by emotional/human standards. It's not really logical, but emotions can make people do stupid shit.

>>82667203

Especially when Batman had his spine broken and fixed it.

I want to Impregnate Gwen and raise our children together!

Is a cute girl all it takes to sell a comic? shit i should pick up drawing.

>>82663380
>cover shows off a giant cartoon mallet
They're not even pretending, are they?

>>82667343
A) You don't have the skill.
B) This comic is fun.

>>82667145

I mean, remember when Thor used to transform between Donald Blake and Thor? His lame-ass leg in his mortal form didn't ever heal itself via transforming. Why would cancer be different?

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>>82667145
>>82667108
>>82667036

What I meant was "why is this magical hammer powerful and cognizant enough to remove radiation but not cancer?", as in, yeah, there's a reason, but that reason isn't logical

>>82663666
>>82663693
Meta-powers used in the world possible way.

>>82663745
A paladin reference? In MY marvel comics?

>>82667467
It is logical though. Just because something has some abilities doesn't mean it has all abilities.

Human medicine is pretty good at hunting down biological markers too, but that is useless against cancer. It blends in with other cells in the body because the ARE the body. There is no way to discern them. The only way to fight is to determine roughly where they originated and then kill the entire area and hope it hasn't metastasized, because if it does you are dead no matter what.

>>82663693
NOW KISS

>>82667378
Okay, so a cute girl is all it takes to sell shitty comics?.

>>82664275
>better than the Vision
I think not.

>>82663661
>come into thread expecting Megafag to show up with his trademark shitposting
>not even in the thread for 5 seconds and already found him
Stay classy, Megafag.

>>82667806
i mean i like how you didn't straight out say no either.

Guys, guys! Shut the fuck up and just enjoy it for what it is. Not everything has to be ground breaking or deep.

>>82667817

I've never seen the Vision comic storytimed here so I can't agree or disagree.

>>82667937
#7 is literally up right now and the other issues are in the archive

>>82663941
wew

>>82667933
I'm pretty sure it's just one guy.

>>82667937
Every single issue has been storytimed the day it came out.

>>82667937
>I've never seen the Vision comic storytimed here

Thats some poor vision you got there.

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>>82663855
>they become friend and he trains her because this comic is already too predictable
Le non, anon... you must be thinking of another comic...

>>82667806
cute guys also work but those are even rarer

>>82667806
pretty much. Same goes for anime as well. nerds are THIRSTY for toon coon. they ruin franchises with their hungry asses.

>>82667969
Yeah you wish. But no.

That was pretty enjoyable. I'm enjoying boss MODOK and the fact that Gwen is still freaking out about her place in the comic universe.

>>82668102
Honestly I know nothing of MODOK.
Was he always like this?

>>82665560
Nah, they'll kill her off in a big Ragnarok-inspired Thor event next year timed to happen right at the same time as the movie.

Otherwise, you're 100% right.

>>82668162
I mean, like most characters he varies depending on the comic. But the fact that he's looking to be a mercenary fighting evil is a new angle for him (as far as I know.)

>>82663380
to be honest, i would care much much less if it was any of those ugly (but cheap) artists Marvel loves to put in their comics.

>>82663979
yes but I'm a total ladiesman alpha gentleman online

>>82663497
>She

THATS A LADY

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>>82663725

>>82663830
Gwenpool continues to deliver. Hopefully the sales are high enough that it doesn't get cancelled prematurely.

Remember anons, if Gwenpool gets cancelled then she'll probably get killed off and it'll be OUR FAULT.

>>82667562
YES, I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE

#HearthstoneForLife

>>82668397
Wow that is some high pressure, but i already read it, why should i buy it.

>>82668397
but that'd be awesome.

>>82668397
Let's be real, this is very much a stealth mini.

>>82666194
When Mjolnir was reforged in the earl-00s, Thor put a portion of his own soul into Mjolnir to do it. So, yeah, Mjolnir having a bit of a mind of its own isn't that farfetched.

>>82666238
It's pretty much the same reason that Captain Marvel died of cancer. They couldn't treat it because of the nega-bands but removing the nega-bands so they could treat it would cause him to die.

>>82667119
>basically she wants to die. there's no room to pretend she doesn't.
Sam Wilson even calls her out on this in ANAD Avengers saying how he thinks she's just using Mjolnir to die a warriors death and its just her giving up and essentially committing suicide.

>>82664226
Thunderbolts

>>82664158
>I am relatively certain that "bibbidi bobbidi" is not a registered trademark.

As long as you don't say the whole thing you're fine. It's like the happy birthday song. You can sing part of it but you have to hum the rest.

>>82668070
I mean, most of it is just Megafag. Not all of them, but you can clearly tell which ones are his posts.

>>82668517
Is it? Hastings was pretty upfront on his site that Vote Loki is just a stealth mini. He even referred to it as a mini despite Marvel advertising it as an ongoing, but he called Gwenpool an ongoing.

That said, I can't think of a time where Gurihiru stayed on a book longterm. Usually they just do minis and one-shots.

>>82668715
Most places I've seen just make up a rhyming version

>>82668715
Babebibobu

>>82663830
I liked it.

>>82663497
>Who's your tank
I love this book

>>82668009
>loli emp
Oh man. This isn't good. I've got to go to work soon. It's gonna be pretty awkward to work with a boner.

>>82663549
Gwen is too cute

>>82668373
A cute lady.

>>82663693
Pls make out

>>82663429
why does she even care? she literally started this comic by killing people withour remorse; one of his parents, actually.

>>82663444
>>82669582
Hell, she is already thinking of killing again!

>>82669582
>why does she even care?
Bad writing.

>>82663812
>You compromised our mission

It was science dude who nearly cost you the goddamn mission you baguette.

>>82663941
Lel half the appeal of gwenpool threads is the irrational autist buttmad they cause.

>>82663792
>can't shoot
she killed plenty of bad guys in the first issue. Why is it so inconsistent?

>>82669888
she stopped leveling luck

>>82669582

Because she actually got to know Cecil as a person and not a random background character.

I'm not going to get into a whole thing with you on how writing works.

>>82669888
Unlike those z-list badguys, batroc has legit plot armor.

>>82669888

She was mainly spraying the area, she's not much of a marksman.

>>82669888
Have a variety of reasons that you can easily dismiss, should you so choose
>Batroc has plot armor, those generic bank robbers didn't
>Against the robbers she was firing an AR-15, much easier to control than firing a hand gun one handed
>She was full of joy in the bank, ready to show the world who she is and that she's a hero! When shooting Batroc she's an emotional wreck.
>She has a secret crush on Batroc, and hoped that by not killing him, he'd fall in love with her

>>82669977
>Z list
>Not ╓ list

>>82670120
>She has a secret crush on Batroc, and hoped that by not killing him, he'd fall in love with her

ZUT ALORS

>>82669578
No Gwen belongs to Kamala, their baby will be so cute people will literally die to look upon it

>>82669582
She cares about people the same way a comic reader would. No name, first issue, might as well be a blow up doll.

>>82663812

>You compromised our mission

Uhh no? I'm pretty sure she accomplished the mission by killing the dude when the rest of them wanted to run as soon as Thor showed up.

>>82663745
>>82663760
What
So she just decided to let them go just like that, they just fucking killed that fucking guy
Why does this always happens in comics as a shitty excuse to make the same shitty characters keep appearing over and over and over, this is so dumb

>>82665614
heh

while we are at this can someone storytime the first one

>>82670555
I'm far too lazy, anon. Sorry

Would Gwenpool be allowed to bring up DC superheroes?

Why didn't Gwen just explain the situation to Thor and have the Avengers save her from MODOK?

>>82663558
It doesn't count if it's across dimensions.

>>82670376
Well, she had more important things to deal with then fight some c-listers. Plus they did help her infact they probably made her job a heck of a lot easier..

>>82670623
Maybe, they bring them up a few times in other comics, like Spiderman calling himself Batman. And deadpool actually showed up in a Batman/Superman crossover as Deathstroke from another dimension.

>>82670625
Her plan is to become a hero such that she can't be killed off. Her chance of dying goes up if she is just some side character running to the superheroes for help.

>>82664528
Hehehehehe.

>>82663792
I dunno. I think we should ask /aco/.

>>82664158
And I'm sure that Disney has thrown brushback pitches of lawyers at people for less references than that.


>>82666725
She made a literal fat ass neckbeard look cute. That's some fucking magic there.

>>82670623
Double meta: She's savvy enough to know that if she brings up DC stuff, and it's not a marvel vs DC crossover, her comic gets sued into oblivion.

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>>82669888
She can only hit when it's plot convenient.

>>82670906
Ah so like every Hero, bad guy and goon with a gun.

>>82670906
>only hit when it's plot convenient.

Isn't that everyone?

>>82669888
Automatic weapons verses semi-auto.

>>82663780
Messy hair Gwen a cuter!

>>82663780
I really hope she gets even more obsessive and worried about how her comic is unfolding.

>>82670763
Hence her worrying about kicking off a story Arc in Thor where she's tracking down this Mysterious Assassin that knows who she really is...

>>82663497
The Terrible Eye is looking at the panel border when talking about the thin wall of reality.

>>82666622
Tickle Tickle

>>82671186
Holy shit that's fucking genius

>>82663497
Mega Tony? Seriously?

>>82663830
Genuinely curious as to what happens next.
Thanks for the dump.

>>82671364
Yeah it sure was a dump alright.

>>82671306
>The terrible eye

Terrible name, at least.

>>82663709
>janethor nees this death wizard to destroy an "aggressive growth"

heh. clever

>>82672725
I don't get it.

>>82672845
Cancer.

>>82672878
I thought that might be what you were getting at, but I don't see a real joke there or anything clever.

>>82665614
dohohoho

>>82668397
That's fuckin deep man

>>82672147
They can't all be winners, still I assume she will be the one Gwenpool consorts too since a magic user would accept a crazy origin like Gwens.

>>82676027
Gwen's life is suffering, slowly all her fellow agents will die, except fake french frog.

>>82676139
Oh please, she knows who has lasting capabilities and who doesn't, she just hasn't excepted it yet. Soon she will realize that she couldn't kill the Leaper cause he's a main stay.

Cute is Justice!

>>82663812
>And I'm going to tell on you.
It's not quite been as wacky and full of people acting amusingly like this was written for a really young audience, but little things like this make it pretty obvious the Dr. McNinja guy is writing it.

>>82663780
i love that we're keeping cecil around

>>82672725
>janethor
it's Whor, get it right

>>82679813

>guies pls use my ebbin meme pls guies y wont u use my ebbin meme

Well, it's far from the worst thing Marvel's been putting out there lately. The art is much better than the standard fare and the character faces real world consequences for her actions.

But it's not that great.

>>82669646

No, she is called out on it. It's called hypocrisy. People need to learn a character is not meant to be perfect, hypocrisy is totally normal on humans, especially teens, and worst if they have a justification.

A bad person doesn't mean a bad character.

>>82663941

Do you not know there is an option to hide thread, or are you completely positive than 1 thread out of 50 being not to your liking means the board is going to shit?

It might also be your inability apparent to enjoy anything if you are not supposed to enjoy it.

I mean, Christopher Hastings is a fun guy. /co/ used to really like his stuff.

What's the deal? Just because it's called Gweenpool?

That's kind of the joke.

>>82681050
Cute. CUTE!

>>82664609

It's just about a character going onto a fictional universe and finding out "IT'S MORE REAL THAT WHAT HE BARGAINED FOR"
She literally made up her name to be popular, so that she would have plot armour.

If anything I though people would say it has been done to death.

Contrived? Really?

So this is what it feels like when you are doing something and other people complain about that something without even knowing the damn thing. I will try not to do that on the future.

>>82681642
>/co/ used to really like his stuff.
/co/ still does, it's just that /co/ is in the minority nowadays. This is just a /tv/ subboard at this point.

>>82681642
>What's the deal? Just because it's called Gweenpool?
That is 100% the deal, yes. For whatever reason, it triggers the fuck out of a handful of our resident autists.

>>82681759
>She literally made up her name to be popular.

Actually her Tailor was the one who named her Gwenpool because of the last name.

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Terrible Eye is cute

>>82681642
it's just a squirrel girl fan who gets triggered that everybody likes this and not that

>>82666682

You know, you could save the twenty bucks and SAY you did that.

>>82682367
Yeah, but that'd be dishonest and thus less satisfying.

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>>82668983

The Babebibobu?! How is that possible?

>>82670330

I figure he blames her for not "finishing Thor off" after he kicked her.

Even if that had worked, I don't know how long Batroc expects himself or the team to last after killing an Avenger. But I guess Batroc wouldn't still be in this business, picking fights with the power levels he picks fights with, if he thought about things like that.

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>>82671186

M...maybe it's just a coincidence.

>>82663830
Its stupid but I am mildly amused

>>82682295

This still bugs me. It would fit with her "I gotta get popular so I can get plot armour" plan a lot better if she deliberately chose a gimmicky name to cash in on current trends.

But then, I guess that would 1) stop being relevant before the character does, or so the writer would hope, and 2) be a little too ugly a self-reflection for Marvel to publish.

>>82682608
It's pretty funny that Batroc is really the only actual villain on that team, besides M.O.H.A.W.K.

>>82669650

Batroc was referring to when he told Gwen to shoot Whor?

>>82683365
Would bullets even hurt her?

So Gwenpool is technically reverse Superboy Prime?

>>82663780
I'm not sure if it's touching or creepy that she kept his skull

>>82665614
SokoviaAccords.jpg

>>82663975
Or MODOK won't give a shit since Gwen has hyper reality awareness, plot armor, and results, so who cares if her fundamentals are garbage?

>>82665921
From what I gather: Thor left Mjolnir on the moon, Jane happened to be on the moon, she picked it up, and then she was Thor.
>>82666238
The real retardation isn't that Mjolnir can't fix her, it's that she knows that other magical means can, but she refuses to take them.

>>82683678
Essentially, yeah.

>>82683693
Why not both?

>>82684352
Pretty much. He seems to care more about her mysterious knowledge and the fact that she can get shit done.

>>82684390
>she refuses to take them

To be fair she is right that magick has a price. She cures her cancer, but now she owes a demon. Or the cancer is removed but it has to go somewhere else either into some other living thing or maybe a jar were it eventually becomes a bio-weapon of sorts.

>>82684390
That's pretty much the base suspension of disbelief you have to go into both big comic verses though, since mankind should have cured all diseases and be living in space by now with the advances they've had access to for a very long time.

>>82684850
Pretty sure that the Aesir could just give Jane a fruit to clear that shit right up. IIRC, Thor believed that would work.

>>82684850
But she doesn't reject it because it has a price, she rejects it because not everybody can get the same treatment.
Which, in a way, is fair because if you give a character a real world disability or illness that a lot of people have and then magick it out of them, it diminishes the point of the character having the illness and the illness, itself, but it has to get to a point where she just needs to cure herself.

>>82684994
Lots of people in the 3rd World don't have access to Western medicine, but that doesn't mean a sane person should refuse treatment that is available to them.

>>82663429
D.E.X.T.E.R.

>>82663830
thanks for the storytime

I wonder if she misses her parents.

>>82684854
>mankind should have cured all diseases and be living in space by now
they kind of are? Cancer, M-Pox, the Flue, and stuff cooked up by supervillains seem to be the only illnesses that crop out these days. and Humans are members of the galactic community with several impressive space stations and a few colonies throughout the solar system.

>>82663830
not entertaining at all

>>82663600
>girl, how do you get that hair?!
cancer
thats how

I only read it because the cute art.

>>82685987
Thanks for the kek, how many (you)'s do I oh ya?

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>>82685987
That made me smile.

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>>82663380
I don't even read comics normally and I like everything about this.

>>82663429

If Gwen stays around in Marvel verse for too long, does her secret power of knowing stuff from the comics start to go awry due to retcons?

I mean, a few years and big events down the road and everything she knows now might be completely untrue.

>>82686779
thanks for the idea ;)

>>82663666

I'm confused that Gwen has read Secret Warriors enough to know where MODOK retired to, but couldn't remember Jane's name until she remembered Natalie Portman?

>>82686907
In one, she's casually sitting at a table, in the other, she's in a frantic battle against a mighty warrior

>>82686907


It depends on her fan priorities, I mean not every comic fan is going to remember a specific piece of random comic knowledge right away if you're not focusing on it.

For all we know she read Secret Warriors more recently making it more relevant.

>>82687223
Also its Jane. She'd been a zero on the Thor radar for years until that whole "Who's Lady Thor" nonsense.