Homestuck: Will the epilogue be a comic, a walkaround, another

STOP BEING A HERO

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Whatever it is, it'll be bad.

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someone requested nepeta in a sports bra but the thread went down before I could post

>>82655685
good nep

Draw bowman

>>82655685
Nice!

neither. the epilogue will not exist

one extremely long and cryptic SBaHJ page that will leave us decoding its messages for at least a year

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>>82655639
daily reminder that lord english wins and kills everybody

>>82655639
It'll never happen

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>>82655639
Well, I'd like to be optimistic about the epilogue, I really would. But it doesn't seem like Hussie really was planning to do one, at least not to any great extent. So I would imagine it'll be some normal updates in the same fashion as later Act 6 pages, so text dumps with the characters standing about.

>>82655685
That was me a couple threads back. Thanks for doing it, looks great, you're a diamond. There's never enough action ready Nep, good way to start the thread that totally will be left alone from now on.

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I really chegged up the whole "qt fantroll girl" idea

>>82655639
I hope to GOD it's part walkaround, because that's the only thing that can satisfy the audience in content, and is a fitting way to go out all things considered. Hussie better realize this.

>>82655759
>Juggalo Fuzzy Lumpkins
I am sufficiently horrified. Well done.

>>82655759
I like this guy

>Kids trying to live a normal life in a world where they're worshipped as gods
We came up with that a few threads back and I still fucking love it

>>82655762
why do people continue telling fairy tales about this "epilogue"
it's less real than the videogame, and the videogame is two million dollars' worth of not being real

>>82655759
I'd love to see an MC Ride troll in your style

>>82655762
I was absolutely convinced Act 7 would involve a massive walkaround, given the 2 page reveal when the updates started back up. I don't think I can take the disappointment of looking forward to one again.

The epilogue is not going to happen. It will never happen. Dont let Hussie lie to you.

>>82655759
>zillyg'toff-milon
oh lawd that just hit me

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>>82655639
Epilogue will be the conclusion and not the epilogue, just like intermissions have been the main acts since Caliborn took over.

The epilogue was contained within Act 7, remember? I doubt we'll get anything later than than that into the characters' lives, chronologically. No, it doesn't contain babies or ship confirmations, because Hussie is a hack and doesn't yet understand how incredibly unsatisfying and lazy "it's up to interpretation" is. He thinks it's a clever way to satisfy everyone, and will go on thinking that.

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>>82655788
It is a good one.

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>>82655774
That's kind of funny because I didn't make that connection drawing him

I pulled influences from
>the makaras (obviously)
>wario
>john wayne gacy /pogo the clown
>the people eater from mad max fury road
>lanky kong
>Mr. Bungle's S/T album cover
>rednecks & rodeo clowns
>the trickster from Thief
>the rapists from Deliverance
>ringmaster pendlecoat ( the shotgun is a direct lift from whistles)
>boars (also obvious)
>pigma dengar

Jade and Dave making out with each other while they visit Karkat's funeral!

>>82655934
she just realized someone came in her shoes

>>82655948
They're just doing it to honor his memory.
Dave will name one of his firstborns Karkat.

>>82655907
You're a fuckin' wizard, man. I'm impressed.

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>>82655639
:^)

>>82655956
But
It's normal jade. That means she's not even playing the game. Who else would...?

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>>82655985
That poor doomed timeline Karkat, he doesn't even realize he's dead yet.

>>82655948
>making out with your wife during a funeral, rather than just opting for a comforting hug

That's fucking rude man. If they want to fuck they have to do it in the hallway like normal people.

http://sometipsygnostalgic.tumblr.com/post/144175556346/sometipsygnostalgic-as-a-peace-offering-i-fixed

Dave, Karkat and Jade will just forever be thrown into the bottomless pit of an ambiguous ending. They do not have canon ships, and will stay this way for all time.

>>82655999
Sure, he was dead, but John zapped him to his quest bed.

>>82656053
I feel so sorry for these poor bastards.
Are they still going to be drawing that stuff even when Dave is bouncing some dog-eared blonde baby on his knee

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>>82656053

>>82656053
no fucking way

>>82656064
>John helping Dave remain prison gay
>and giving up a chance to have his bro and his sister hook up

What a stupid thing

>>82656077
Dave will still support Dirk even if he had one drunk night where he confused Jade with a man. It's an easy mistake to make.

>>82656064
John has to realize the ending sucked (and that Davepetasprite exists) to even do anymore zips. No sign of him realizing that.

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>>82656053
>davekat shippers as usual are smug passive-aggressive cunts

Yeah what else is new

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>>82656105
The homos ultimately became irrelevant, I think he's satisfied with the ending. He's given up on Rosemary after Kanaya pointed out that she has a degree in caregiving and is qualified to take care of poor mentally retarded Rose.
He doesn't care that a bunch of trolls died and he's happy to keep Karkat around as a babysitter

>>82656138
When did Kanaya get a nursing degree

So I'm wondering if the reason this thread didn't get deleted could be because I put Homestuck in the description instead of the subject field (I tried to make two threads earlier, filled in the subject field, and they were deleted almost instantly) but I can't figure out what difference that would make. A janitor looking up Homestuck threads to delete them would still see this one.

What kind of mom would Terezi be?

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>>82656173
>Well Some Of Us Actually Spent The Three Years On The Meteor Fucking Doing Something

>>82656199
i love her

i want to corrupt her

>>82656199
kanaya's naive
rose is the dumb one

>>82656053
it's hilarious that that comic is essentially a perma-WIP and it's still causing asspain

>>82656197
She'd be the really fun type of mom that seems like she has it all under control, but then when the kid reaches their early teens they realize she's falling apart under the guise of a smile.

She'd probably end up an hero.

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>>82656218
God bless steelcorridor, really.

>>82656092
Why would John give a shit? He already saw that pairing end up in disaster first-hand. He was willing to give his bro advice not to date Terezi, and he'll do it again.

>>82656176
I really hope this thread gets deleted now

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>>82656197
I'd post that one fic of her smelling Dave's newborn and going all weird but I can't FIND it.
My folder's become too big.

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>>82656197
Probably a cool one, very supporting of free expression but with some golden clad rules she'd enforce strictly. Overall, pretty fucking good, depending on if she still has issues with dependency on others for happiness, toxic relationships and issues with being open with her actual feelings.

>>82656176
He's probably trying to stay under some quota for threads deleted in one night that would auto-alert actual mods to his shady business. Staying out of radar is probably important if you're a super-cool janitor who operates outside the rules.

>>82656229
That's davesprite, not dave.

>>82656262
Ultimate selves, bitch.

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>>82655732
The eight balls were symbolic of the fact that LE was the final boss. The juju was a cue ball and the black hole a pocket. Game over.

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>>82656197
None of the trolls, save Kanaya, are cut out for raising kids. If it ever existed it was long bred out of them.

>>82656265
By that logic because Davesprite kisses Jade and all the Daves who die trying to save Jade, that Dave and Jade's ultimate selves involve them destined to be together.
That's kind of cute.

>>82656255
There was a night where I very aggressively kept making thread after thread after thread until he finally got me banned for three days and he deleted every one of them, plus threads made by others. I don't think there's a quota.

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Anon Are You Sure This Outfit Is Considered Normal For Your Species To Wear In Public
I Dont Feel Very Fashionable

>Download Homestuck Sound Test
>Non Compos Mentis is on there
Literally how

>>82656297
hnngh

>>82656297
Where's her cock?

>>82656289
That was Nepeta, and it was a pity kiss. Jade might die a virgin, but at least she won't be a kissless virgin.

Why didn't Roxy just, like, conjure up some sacrificial slabs at the end of the game for Karkat, Terezi and Kanya? Why didn't John use his powers to zap Aradia and Sollux to the prize so that they could join them? Those two certainly did enough to deserve entry into the new universe?

>>82656300
What? What are either of those things?

>>82656315
>implying there was the slightest hint of nepeta in davepeta's personality after his introduction

>>82656315
>was Nepeta
Not according to Jade. Ultimate selves, remember.

>>82656326
Little Lord Fauntleroy

>>82656329
Why do you think s/he was so happy?

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>>82656245
Man, I had to do some digging for it, but I found it in the end. I imagine we had much the same issue.

>>82656327
Homestuck Sound Test is a collection of removed and unreleased Hometuuck songs. Non Compos Mentis is an unreleased song by Bill Bolin.

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>>82656326
Because the trolls don't deserve to live forever.
You really think THEY could compare to the gods? They're lucky that they're allowed to live on their planet and Karkat's lucky he's even allowed the spare bedroom.

>>82656335
That just goes to show how retarded Jade is. When Dave kisses Karkat after John helps him go god tier I wonder how hard she'll cry, or if she'll an hero.

>>82656326
They are stupid and it doesn't occur to any of them somehow (hack).

John has no idea where the missing trolls are or what they're doing (not hack). Last he saw them, they were happy going through the afterlife.

>>82656351
happy dave =/= davepeta

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>>82656354
I really got start sorting things out.

>>82656394
Eh, keep it simple but not too simple. It's fun to look over other artwork or comics whilst looking for something. Couldn't remember how long it was so I likely went past it a couple times.

>>82656403
Indexer moved to /sug/, sug

>>82656414
Boy I tell you, I hate Nancy. It's a beautiful day, yay.

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>>82656414
Bloodtraitor. He's dead to me.

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>>82656410
Yeah but I at least need to split things into comics, ships, nsfw, etc

>Penumbra Phantasm gets released
>It's part of the Undertale 2 soundtrack

>>82656356
more gods

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>>82656500
There really ain't much and that fic is coming along slowly

>>82655987
me

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>>82656513
It astounds me that with the whole rich world built all the stupid fangirls do is make eighty million god damned high school AUs

>>82655639
tobyfox really did a better job with Undertale. I can't wait until he makes the Homestuck game, he's improved so much since making the webcomic.

>>82656446
But what do you do when you have a picture of two characters together, but not in a shippy sort of way? Like, a picture of rose and mom or something. And what do you do when you have a group picture? Do you put all group picture together regardless of whether there are 3 people or the whole fucking cast? What do you do with comics that ship? Do you put them in the ship folder or the comic folder?

Why is Caliborn so perfect?

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>>82656557
oh i have a whole "parents" subfolder anyway

Kl82656255Q

Mll
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Llmp

>>82656551
I wouldn't mind if the homestuck game was a made in a retro rpg style a la earthbound from the start, but at this point too much as been promised and teased for them to ever go back to that.

>>82656569
because he finished his quests

>>82656571
But what if you have like a picture of fucking karkat and the mayor? that's not a ship. Or maybe a picture of jake and jake just kind of palling around.

>>82656575
what did he mean by this?

>>82656598
John and Jade finished their quests and they aren't perfect.

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>>82656603
Why would I save a picture of Karkat?

>>82656605
It's Hussie. This is the first part of the epilogue ARG. Use the codes!

>>82656623
I have a homestuck folder with fucking 40,000 files in it i'm just trying to figure out how other people get by.

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Why is she so perfect?

>>82656654
ASS
KNEE

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>>82656641
>get by
Oh that's easy, I don't.

>>82656621
John's quest didn't happen properly. Jade's was just to create the new world. It didn't have any effect on her character.

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>>82655807
I've drawn MC Ride before.
Maybe I'll come back to him.

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fixed (?)

>>82656683
It should end with John being covered in cherry red blood

>>82656450
I wouldn't like it, but I'd accept it to get an official release.

>>82656683
Cut out the "John: Are you..." part, then have dave and Karkat on the floor bloody instead.

>>82656663
Just how many pics of jade surrounding by puppies are there

>>82656719
My dream OT3. Very nicely done.

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>>82656742
not enough

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>>82656683
I made this a while ago.

>>82656668
A+

Did I miss the Liveblogger?

Watching them re-read it was entertaining and therapeutic for some reason.

>>82656719
Take it back.

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>>82656742
enough for me to have a folder

>>82656719
noice

>>82656759
>>82656663
Combine the two
Just imagine how so beyond happy Jade is with all her little dogbabies surrounding her, climbing on her, pulling on her pant legs while she picks one up and babbles in babytalk about how they're a good boy, yes they are.

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when the fuck is he coming back

>>82656775
>jade raises her kids like dogs instead of actual kids

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>>82656792
Probably not. But you not being part dog would just fill her with untold glee, the fucking furry.

>>82656803
Them being part dog*

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>>82656695
>>82656695
meh

>>82656848
>johnkat

sickening

Do we know if Dave's red blood is weird for a Homestuck human the way Karkat's is? Since all the kids' blood colors are the same as their text colors too (their eyes)

>>82656848
The flow of this doesn't make sense. There needs to be some sort of indication that time has passed between the second and third panal or else it looks like John just sloppily ate some toast with jam while Dave and Karkat were looking at each other.

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>>82656866
>Since all the kids' blood colors are the same as their text colors too (their eyes)

>>82656866
I Wish Our Eyes Were The Color Of Our Blood
Wait

Are They

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>>82656866

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>>82656866

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happy jade

>>82656866
I would assume it is since him and his bro are so Adamant to cover their eyes. Rose was raised possibly in isolation so I doubt she would have to worry too much about it. Mom growing up might have had a rough time.

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>>82656866
First of all: no

>>82656787
>we thought we were Mituna
>but then the ending happened
>we were Erisol all along

>>82656866
>>82656912
Wait, I just assumed you meant eyes. You meant eyes right?

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>>82656866

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>unironic shipping discussion
>unironic Davekat vs Davejade

I want to bully Rose!

>>82656912
>>82656921
I did, and oh shit, that's a really good point about the shades. Another plot point Hussie dropped, I guess.

>>82656924
This is just the color Caliborn sees their blood as because he's colorblind, right? Didn't he say he was?

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>>82656914

>>82656948
this would be better with kanaya desu

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>>82656944

>>82656948
What happened to aras lip?

>>82656944
He has a learning disability, not colorblindness

>>82656954
she wasn't there until later i think

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>>82656944

>>82656958
tongue (i'm fucking hoping)

>>82656958
shes licking her lips

>>82656959
But we know Rose's blood isn't red because that picture of her dying is a fake taken from the Tavros death panel

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I'll get the hang of this yet

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>>82656981
what are you even saying anymore??

>>82656981
Son you need to lay off the drugs

>>82656995
thank you hungry skeleton

>>82656719
I now demand Caliborn edits.

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>>82656981
anon are you high? its ok if you are but you should stop posting

>>82656995
Did you see >>82656053

>>82656995
was that a limey?

good on her

>>82656937
>Another plot point Hussie dropped, I guess
Not really? What was there to say about it? Dave wears shades because they help maintain his image and also maybe hide his horrifying blood red peepers from the masses.

>>82657016
ye

>>82657009
:(

>>82656981
i think he's saying that's just a flipped doc image from the scene where tavros died

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>>82657013
you know what to do

>>82657030
My only weakness! Financial stability!

>>82657026
ur next troll better be thick

don't let me down

>>82657016
Every time I see a davekat shippers world get chipped away a little more it makes me happy. Can't wait for the how I be came yours of homestuck but with karkat and Dave instead

>>82657046
this one is pretty thicc >>82655759

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>>82656995
>tfw you see your fantroll's horns everywhere

>>82656995
I love her. Do porn.

>>82657059
THICKER

>>82657046
thick?
I don't think I've ever drawn thick women

>>82657060
it's a nice basic shape.

>>82657030
How much to turn everyone into Caliborn?

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>>82657037
if i was maid of time id do it for free

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OOPS

I JUST CREATED ANOTHER ABOMINATION

No guys you don't understand

Bleeding Rose broken violin isn't real, it's a Tavros edit, the red blood isn't canon. She has lavender eyes like her text.

>>82657084
*stomp*

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>>82657088
stop baiting god damn it

>>82657095
That wasn't canon either, Game Over was retconned away

>>82657050
>Jade dying as karkat manipulates her blood
>"KANAYA FORGIVE ME"

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>>82656995
Egyptian girls with horns are my fetish, nice.

>>82656981
but tavros' blood is red you dumbass, terezi just thought it was brown in that scene with his corpse because she's blind

>>82657107
this guy is a genius

but what about the part where jade shoots dave on the banner and she bleeds
that part wasnt an edit

>>82657113
No, she smells chocolate, he's a brown blood

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>>82657113

>>82657013
Anon you can do those yourself, just turn the green parts red

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>>82657107
retcon blood fuck you

>>82656944
Yeah, and remember that glowing horse?
Weird how it was never relevant after granting Kanaya her powers.

>>82657134
What banner do you mean?

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>>82657112
cute egyptian girls always give me boners, regardless of horn presence

>>82657120
TRIGGERED
DELETE
THIS

>>82657120
>johns backwards hand
>roxys missing fingers in said hand
the faces are cute at least

>>82657147
This wasn't drawn by Hussie, it doesn't matter

>>82657151
damn

>>82657167
ree

>>82657148
You're trying to trick me? No

>>82657147
>rose was okay with this after learning there would be another roxy
>didn't care that they could have brought this one back easily

Rose is fucked up.

>>82657136
Red blood dries brown dude

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why didn't she get prototyped?

it could have been the ultimate waifu

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>>82657165
How about the art on this one?

>>82657180
She's been traumatized into insanity by all the hot pockets she's watched die

>>82657204
only sprites etc., it doesn't even matter. remember john in act 1? that was viable, this isn't tho. sorry

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>>82656866
>Since all the kids' blood colors are the same as their text colors too (their eyes)

>>82657204
because she was already double prototyped, rose sprite was only single prototyped so thats why she prototyped with jaspersprite

>>82657204
Jaspers was already prototyped twice.

>>82657198
He is a brown blood in the comic, you're messing with me

I was just trying to show you new colors I found and you're trolling

>>82657225
oh yeah!
when john dies he bleeds red blood

>>82657156
Yeah I guess you're right. Asterix and Obelix Cleopatra is patrician taste too.

>>82657147
>This is how Homestuck ended up

>>82657211
well thats canon
also the hands are correct

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What could have been...

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>>82657267

>>82656112
Every sentence I read of this is reducing my IQ by 3 points.

>>82657242
As seen by a dog wearing sunglasses.

>>82657287
actually as seen by WV
you trust the mayor don't you
DON'T YOU

>>82657294
that was through a grainy ass sburb monitor right?
that plus carapacian intelligence? naahh

>>82657283
The author later tried to claim the people who called him retarded just "didn't get it"

>>82657267
I demand porn of Lalondesprite

>35 posters
oh no

we won't be able to sustain ourselves for much longer

>>82657294
>the mayor
Suspicious.

With all this blood talk, always had to wonder how the girls reacted to menstruation

>>82657312
we're running on europosters

the least efficient form of energy consumption

>>82657312
I just popped in for the two cool fantrolls posted in this thread.

>>82657312
We pulled in over 100 posters last thread, it's just late where most of us live.

>>82656998
why is dead rose so pretty

>>82657340
see >>82656932

the thought resides deep within all of us

let's play a game

how would your favorite character react to:

kanaya being caught vandalizing the mayor's statue

>>82657318
Jade just goes into heat and slams her butt against a wall for a week.

>>82657359
They'd quietly nod in respect for such a delirous feat of courage before fucking off to god know's where for another 4 years.

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great lusus or greatest lusus?

>>82657390
does it store other troll's organs in order to regurgitate them as food for ankhtroll?

>>82657369
But she has Dave for that

>>82657390
Horus, Osiris, and Anubis amalgamation? Is there another face in the very back?

>>82657083
>>82657084
how much doller for a vriska-grub-as-fleshlight comic

>>82657424
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canopic_jar
>>82657413
I was thinking about something like that.

Like it eats bodies but doesn't actually eat them, just preserve them, I guess.

Theory: Andrew Hussie Sr. is actually the genius behind MSPA, and just used his son as a younger face that was more relatable to the Internet masses. The Gigapause started when he realized he was dying, where he decided to draw as much as possible before we went. This is also why it stopped making sense and devolved to fast and loose near the end, due to his heavy medication. He ultimately never finished it, meaning our Hussie had to outsource everything for the ending, since he only has computer science skills and in reality knows nothing about art. The reason many things go unresolved is because Hussie didn't know how his dad wanted to end things, only how the kids would create the universe. He didn't want to deliberately go against his father's vision, so he left it ambiguous.

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>>82657432
no grubporn anon

>>82657449
fucking heresy

>>82657447
This would actually make me okay with everything

>>82657415
Now she does. So these days she just is more or less welded at the hip to him for a solid week, spending every chance she gets holding him down and milking his dick dry, then cuddling up to him afterwards and planting sloppy kisses on him, drunk from sheer sexual exhaustion and the aching feeling of every cell in her body telling her to have lots of puppies

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>>82657449
we all have a price

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>>82657452

>>82657449
Good. Babies should be raised not raped

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Friendly reminder that fauxmonstur hasn't drawn any other homestuck shit after 2012, maybe later

Speaking of equius, anyone have any older plctures of this fucker?

>>82657463
There needs to be more creampie homestuck stuff

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>>82657490
older in general?

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>that moment when bowman is the true mastermind behind homestuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTJHsNF6Tic

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>>82657490

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>>82657504
Shit, that's bringing me back, and i hate it

>Arquiusprite never reunited with the Aurthour that Slick brought over in the oven

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>>82657519

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANOZouxJMmo
Have Undertale fans found this rare Megalovania remix yet?

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>>82657519
>>82657584
I dont know why, but i like equius with this type of eye, that and when artists used to draw him with black scleras or whatever

>>82657585
hopefully they never will

>thinking of strong
>"fiesta equius" pops into my head
this doesn't exist yet, does it

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>>82657620
it might

>>82657620
how often do you think of strong

Andrew's going to bank on characters for the rest of his career now isn't he? He gave up on writing half the characters in HS god damn.

>>82657120
Nice and original work, good job/find anon

People think Hussie is talking to TV producers for a Homestuck show, when in reality, he's talking to them for a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff show.

Think about it, it would fit on Adult Swim.

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>>82657651
every time

What do you hope to be on Homestuck Vol. 10?

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>>82657636

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>>82657695
Who Isn't thinking about the strong boi?

>>82657696
Penumbra Phantasm and a surprise return from Bill Bolin

Daily reminder that Steelcorridor is Caliborn.

>>82657715
Who?

>>82657715
Sorry, i couldn't hear you over the STRONK

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>Characters who don't deserve to enter the new universe:

>>82657809
Every single one of them for wasting my time.

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>>82657809
you're full of shit, anon

Only 90's kids remember dave_ebubbles.

>>82657831
Karkat is full of shit, anon. He even admits it!

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>>82657875

>>82657809
Karkat
Jack Noir
Vriska
Gamzee
Jane
Every dreambubble ghost
The Felt

>>82657922
The Felt did nothing wrong

>>82657809
Man that frame was so jarring

close to "rose's first hussnasty" jarring. Why's he so fucking ugly in that panel?

>>82657938
Because a guest artist drew it

>>82657938
Outsourced art to someone who doesn't know how to do the MSPA style.

>>82656787
If my neither-evidenced-nor-disproven-yet-highly-thematic spec that the sprites are absorbed into Skaia during the ultimate alchemy is true, then Erisol is a constellation in the new universe. Always watching.

>>82657997
Too bad he was retconned out of existence

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>>82657147
Roxy... had a hard life

>>82657147
I hate Calliope's art. Her brother's art was less offensive.

>There will never be an experience like Homestuck was from 2009-2012 ever again

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>>82657922
>The Felt
hold the fuck up

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>>82658017
why roxy shed tears for rose

i no shed tears for stool before flush down toilet

>>82658072
she didn't know rose was tarded

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>>82658030

>>82658011
Proof?

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>>82658062
I wish the artist did more of these, it's some of the best Felt fanart I've seen

>>82657147
>it's okay these individuals were all the same person in the end, ultimate self and all
>Will this matter for the ending?
>No.

>>82657922
>The Felt
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>82656537
lets be fair now, hussie fucked up that rich world too

>>82658170
Frankly, in an ideal version of the ending sequence we'd have seen a ton of Carapacians and Consorts on the platform along with the kids, and the fourteen Felt members lined up and being drilled by Jake. Then in Act 7 we'd have seen the Felt acting like a police force, delivery men and so on, with Jake as their new, decent boss. Would've been boss.

>>82658209
its gotta be 13 people on the lilypad though thats just how it is

>>82658225
Why is this? You can have a load of people round the edges and have the main 12 or thirteen or whatever prominent in the middle, or have the others hovering in Prospitian shuttles nearby. The theme, assuming it matters, isn't even in danger.

>>82656513
>>82656537
What fic?

Troll canon ethnics:

Aradia: Asian
Tavros: Filipino
Sollux: Korean
Karkat: Swedish
Nepeta: Russian
Kanaya: Transylvanian
Terezi: Jewish
Vriska: Australian
Equius: German
Gamzee: Texan
Eridan: British
Feferi: Black

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>>82658273
Stronk german equius

I can believe in this

>I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay. It tried to eat my cell phone. He ran away.
What did they mean by this?

>>82658273
Gamzee needs to be from Michigan

>>82658319
He fed it a fish, it flew at him and went for his cell phone, then it flew away

>>82658273
Aww snap, I missed this the first time it made it through threads. Now I get to post mine which are rad:

Megido Japanese
Nitram Phillipino
Captor French*
Vantas Irish*
Leijon Swedish
Maryam Italian
Pyrope Jewish
Serket Celto-Egyptian
Zahhak Iranian
Makara Ghetto-Turkish
Ampora Greek
Peixes Latino-Mulatto

*Part or Whole Indian?

Bonus: Descents of kids (all are American) and Cherubs

Jane German
Jake English-Hong Kong
Roxy Norman
Dirk Dutch

CalMo Quaker English
CalFa Cavalier English

I had a fever dream last night and ended up with names for alt-gender counterparts for the Felt members to act as their girlfriends or whatever.

Itchy - Derma
Doze - Nap
Trace - Sketch
Clover - Pasture
Fin - Dor
Die - Demi
Crowbar - Tireiron
Snowman - Omen
Stitch - Ache
Sawbuck - Pinvice
Matchsticks - Cocktails
Eggs - Cheese
Biscuits - Crackers
Quarters - Shillings
Cans - Tins

Doc Scratch - Nurse Hack

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>>82658393
good stuff

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>>82658393
Is it strange that I'm more emotionally attached to how the Felt are handled than anything else in the comic barr maybe sylladexes?

>>82658407
lewd

>>82658273
>Gamzee: Texan
>implying he isn't very clearly from Detroit

>>82658461
angel, you ever done any serious fanart of the felt?

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>>82658407
The power of not eating anything for you, folks. Your brain just turns out the goods.

>>82658425
It's a bit like the TF2 Mercenaries. People often make characters neutral in physique and attitude so that people can project onto them more easily, but as Pixar rightly assert, neutrality/malleability in a character is often poison.

Before the Meet the Team series and extended comic franchise entered the picture, people were attached to the Mercs. Each has a distinctive physical profile and outline from all angles, differing traits and abilities, attitudes. They complement and clash with each other in varying combinations, and they make an excellent and fun team. The Felt are exactly the same, except even more physically diverse and with actual superpowers thrown into the mix.

All the Felt are missing is their Meet the Team series.

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>>82658500
that's actually a good analysis

pxs' Mister Seven was a godsend, they really should have their own miniseries.

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>>82658466
i just looked and no
the closest ive done is scratch and LE

>>82658512
Honestly, I need to ask the thread now: Should I start a tumblr for all the analysis and content I do in these threads? I get good feedback pretty much everytime I type up a moderate-to-long post and most images I make get reposted. I've no familiarity with tumblr and have no plans to update anything frequently, but I can recognise a trend and wonder if it's worth collecting and presenting it all.

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>>82658425
>>82658500
>>82658512
everyone, post Felt you most relate with

>>82658526
>3am
>413
wew. cute pic though

>>82658541
sure, I don't see why not!

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>>82658547
This gnarly nigga has to do it for me. Something about being efficient and resourceful by the standards of a Felt member, managing all dem coins and not fucking about with his weapon.

>>82658558
Well that's not a bad reason, but I know that tumblr content bloggers have a certain reputation, which I wouldn't want to precede my own work if someone is seeing it for the first time. I also don't want to be defined just by that content, or gain some weird reputation. I'm able to swallow those things if I reckon it's worth it. It's just more than a "why not" thing.

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TFW even Plebbit thinks Act 7 was bad

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FUCK THE FELT

MIDNIGHT CREW 4 EVER

>>82658651
jesus christ this is hysterical

>>82658547
anyone remember 'livin it up'? what a song.

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Why did Trickster Mode sound fucking awesome in theory but was the most cringe worthy awful thing in practice?

>>82658770
It was basically Yandere with too much dere, not enough yan, and everyone is Yandere for eachother so it isn't even creepy or hot

>>82658681
I
WANT THIS
IN
A SHIRT

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>>82657490
The oldest ones I have are from July 2010. I'd imagine Lexxy got a real job at an animation studio or something.

>>82658863
theres like a million an one places you can get a custom shirt printed man
do it
follow your dreams

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>>82658940

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>>82658955

Why do trolls have tits? They don't nurse their young.

>>82658770
secret joke things taken seriously rarely go well