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JSA Storytime: Captain Atom

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Good evening owls of /co/,

fucking millennium
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>>82617776
we are not reading Millennium proper
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>>82617776
>>82617829
Who the fuck is thinking about the millennium in '88, Prince?
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>>82617860
Yeats was thinking about the millennium in 1919.
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>>82617776
They had to have been deliberately trying to make this event shitty right? Like, you can't make something this bad on accident.
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>>82617829
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>>82617776
Hello Storyteller.

>Millennium
>Invasion
The first two Post-Crisis events were really dull.

>Firestorm
Oh goody, more rival antics!
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Y'all want to pay attention to this Ostrander/Duursema SF witch police thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZS8S4nmJP4
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>>82617935
so sleeepy....

dat reactionface bottom right

>>82617923
Bendis?
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kik events
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OH BOY MORE CW2 TIE INS

>>82612366

Ewing may make it readable but damn how are people not sick of events. Why do they keep selling. Why haven't retailers learned if they actually aren't selling to the people.
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>>82617985
Bendis wrote Millennium?
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>>82617985
I think Bendis legitimately thinks highly of what he does. Which is unfortunate.
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>>82617944
Invasion gave us Vril, and as a concept, "Oh shit, aliens!" is much easier to work with than "One of your cast members is going to turn out to be an evil robot, I don't care how little sense it makes."
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>>82617966
looks pretty sweet!

>>82617995
>Why haven't retailers learned if they actually aren't selling to the people.
they probably are selling to people, though
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>>82617944

I'll go to bat for Invasion despite knowing it's not great

>>82617995

it's a freaking digital first thing. can't be too vital.

it's freaking me out how it seems like the actual Civil War isn't starting until like issues in
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>>82617995
>but damn how are people not sick of the Inhumans. Why do they keep not selling. Why haven't retailers learned if they actually aren't selling to the people
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>>82617995
>Civil War 2 puts Ewing on their new Inhuman character's mini with a promise to address the divide between established Inhuman society and new Inhumans
Sasuga, Marvel
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>>82618026
The pacing of 2016 will make the pacing complaints of 2006 seem petty
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>>82617985
>>82618008
It makes one weep
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>>82618045
Time itself will break in 2026.
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>>82618068
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>>82617995
Am I the only one who hates how the "Civil War II" banner looks? The words being askew and not lining up right and the numerals being bigger annoy me.

Also does googling askew make the page askew for anyone else
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>>82618073
>Tine Runs Out...Again
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>>82617776
Didn't Weismann write a Captain Atom series published around the same time as this volume?
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>>82618106
He's the editor then co-writer on this book
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>>82618089
>Also does googling askew make the page askew for anyone else
yes

that's pretty rad
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>>82618089
Yes. It used to do that for 'tilt' too.
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>>82618026
>it's a freaking digital first thing. can't be too vital.
Yeah that's pretty nice, but it is just a prequel

>it's freaking me out how it seems like the actual Civil War isn't starting until like issues in
Yep. #0-#7 and from solicits it seems like people finally pick their teams like 3-4 issues in.

I'm expecting everything to get wrapped up in #7. Or for #7 to get split into two issues.
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>>82618089
The V and W reflect each other.
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Is it just me, or are the Manhunters one of those concepts that writers fail at? You'd think a horde of robots who were the GLs' predecessors would be cool, but what really have they done of note?

>>82618012
>>82618026
That's fair. At the very least, Invasion resulted in L.E.G.I.O.N.
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>>82618132
tell me I'm not the only one who now wants to see that whole "You've never flown with me!" Hal thing with the Captain
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>>82617944
No Legends was before them and it was pretty good.
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>>82618193
>hal jordan has one pickup line
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>>82618159
and it's all $5.99/$4.99 bullshit

apparently Miles' book is going to have to ship less often because otherwise Pichelli can't keep up, which is a perfectly cromulent excuse
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>>82618068
I realize those are supposed to look like atoms or molecules or whatever, but for the life of me they look like jacks or snowflakes.
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>>82618219
If only Hal loved Carol like Hal loved Kyle
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>>82618089
FUCKER
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>>82618188
They were in the Sinestro Corps War and they kind of deified Cyborg Supoerman
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>>82618188
>but what really have they done of note?
that scene of Hal charging his ring with a Manhunter head was pretty cool

the Manhunters are kind of lame most of the time

>>82618193
>tell me I'm not the only one who now wants to see that whole "You've never flown with me!" Hal thing with the Captain
I wish to see Hal using that line on any and everyone
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>>82618012
>evil robot
Some of them were just part of a cult called the Manhunters, like Wally West's dad
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>>82618251
I think that line doesn't work when your boss makes your planes
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>>82618288
>Hal chases away pigeons shouting "You've never flown with me!"
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>>82618288
it's a pity I can't think of him and Hal having pilot-related bonding activities
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>>82618251
>if only Carol was allowed to be written well more than once a decade

>>82618298
worked well enough at the time
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>>82618291
I think a cult based around evil robots from space is even more ridiculous.
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>>82618356
Damn, that's like #4
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>>82618364
I mean it's a lot better than 'GOD HATES FAGS'
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>>82618356
man, why can't we get that kind of Hal/Carol hotness right the fuck now
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>>82618386
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>>82618325
I can only remember them interacting once (although Hal did get half his uniform blasted off) but they didn't do pilot stuff at all
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>>82618409
Yo, topical
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Hey Storyteller, I meant to ask. Why Captain Atom of all things? Not that I'm complaining, just curious.

Is it because of Harvest?

>>82618251
If only Carol still made airplanes. Does anyone but us even remember that she runs an aeronautics company?
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>>82618239
>and it's all $5.99/$4.99 bullshit

How much money do you guys think Marvel will make from Civil war #0 and #1?
Because ~500k for a 4.99 book will be a lot.
I wouldn't be surprised if it sold even more than that due to the movie coming out the same month
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>>82618386
I don't know but I want it

when will Venditti leave so muh Lanterns can be written well and Carol can have a purpose other than "complete bitch" again
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>>82618385
But God does hate fags.
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>>82618461
And evil robots do come from space
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>>82618439
>two mature adults

>>82618441
I remember seeing it going up digitally, it's a big long 1980s run that I hadn't read any of, and he's one of the Charlton characters
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>>82618356
Those lips in the last panel though

>>82618425
That's a good look for Hal
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>>82618461
Not according to The Spectre. The Archangel Micheal reveals God's official stance, he doesn't care
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>>82618453
I don't think it's gonna sell 500k. Is that really what's expected?
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>>82618509
it's an event #1 and it's ostensibly riding on the movie title, it's going to do 300k+ at least. 500k doesn't sound that farfetched
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>>82618509
I think it will. I don't see "news" engines criticizing FCBD, or caring about missilegate.
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>>82618509
I don't think it's expected but I can easily see it. They've been hyping it for months, and retailers always over order events and #1s. Also the movie came out and retailers over order on those months too.
Now if it can sustain the usual event numbers is the question because I haven't seen very many people actually wanting to read it. Even the ones I've seen saying they will read it are very cautious and don't have many expectations.
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>>82618488
>I remember seeing it going up digitally, it's a big long 1980s run that I hadn't read any of, and he's one of the Charlton characters
>"Because why not?"
Reasonable. Being a convenient palette cleanser for Harvest fuckery is a nice bonus for me though. They really tried to do the Monarch thing, AGAIN. Goddammit.
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>>82618588
Right, retailers tend to order big but I've seen a lot of people really turned off by the FCBD issue, so maybe we'll get lucky and it will crash

>>82618595
Also, he's a goddamn adult, and I'm in the mood for stories about grownup people.
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>>82618657
that top left panel is oh exploitable

OH! So, the bees were scouts, not a hive in the wall, so got the bee guy to do some sealing up work, and they left
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>>82618548
CBR at least only reported on the deaths, but they didn't review it (yet).
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>>82618703
>G. Gordon Liddy

>Liddy organized and directed the burglary of the Democratic National Committee headquarters in the Watergate building in May and June 1972.

for you kids

>>82618743
ohh, did they? I wonder what the forums say
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>>82618703
Damn, Firestorm. Back at it again with the molecular powers.
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>>82618774
Eiling's stone cold

>>82618780
Firestorm is Jan-levels of terrifyingly OP
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>>82618703
>tfw you're on the bees' shitlist now

>>82618743
fingers crossed someone just out and out calls it for the shit it is
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>>82618456
Poor Carol is a character who suffers from writers knowing absolutely nothing about her. This shit is why research should be mandatory.

>>82618657
>Also, he's a goddamn adult, and I'm in the mood for stories about grownup people.
I think I have an idea of why comic books have become so childish in recent years. It's a reflection of the attitudes of the "core" audience(read: manchildren). Hate to go there, but let's not lie to ourselves.
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>>82618780
If there's anything I've learned from LoT, Dr. Stein will roofie anybody who gets in his way.
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>>82618805
Firestorm is Wildfire+Element Lad. That is fucking ridiculously OP.
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>>82618805
I've never really been able to get into Firestorm because his design is really bad to me.
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>>82618805
so I went and re-read the Blue Beetle Convergence two-parter, and why can't Scott Lobdell write like that the rest of the fucking time?
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>>82618819
>Poor Carol is a character who suffers from writers knowing absolutely nothing about her. This shit is why research should be mandatory.
to be fair she has been misused by pretty much every other writer and no two people have written her the same, she's still kind of a blank slate despite being around for decades

you'd think Johns writing her for nearly a fucking decade would have helped set his portrayal in stone but nope!
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>>82618819

also i imagine nowadays you take that kinda storytelling to creator owned
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>Marvel Comics has announced the upcoming series of “Death of X” variant covers, tying into the still classified “Death of X” storyline.

>The series of 20 variant covers will hit stands this July, and will feature members of the X-Men, including Jean Grey, Colossus, Wolverine, and Nightcrawler meeting their maker.

>Marvel promises that “Death of X” will be a real tearjerker, and that it will feature the death of the X-Men’s dream. Look for it to kick off this July.

How do people still read X-books, because I don't read them and even I'm cringing at all this. I can't imagine still trying to look forward to them.
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>>82618869
Same, not gonna lie.
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>>82618873
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>>82618873
He made the same reverse-devil deal as Bendis. Sold his talent for longevity.
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>>82617776
>fucking millennium

We got stars directing our fate.
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>>82618805
>Firestorm is Jan-levels of terrifyingly OP
I think Ostrander takes it further. I heard an anon say be basically goes Saga of the Swamp Thing with it at some point in his run.
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>>82618886
Who the fuck thought "hey here's the X-men all dying!" would be a good variant theme?

Whoever is behind that and the shitty "beefcake" covers needs to find a new job
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>>82618873
Maybe he did better on that since it was just two issues long?

He didn't have to try and make half assed character developments or an entire arc of plot.
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>>82618886
The kind of people who literally have a compulsion to buy it. Like, they're in the mindset that it's mandatory for no reason.

You know those people, I know those people, it's sad. And that's why we get bad X-men stories, because there are too many core buyers who pick it up for its own sake.
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>>82617935
Wait, is this Elemental Stein Firestorm?

Where are we on the Firestorm meat components chart at this point?
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>>82618886
I don't think they look forward to them, they're just desperately hoping for some kind of closure.
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>>82618926
To be fair, Beefcake covers would be a good idea.
Problem is, 90% of the artists shit the bed with it. Go full Magic Mike, you fucks!
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>>82618886
X-fans are the battered spouse who stays despite any and all intervention attempts

>>82618918
It gets weird and elemental and the Yoruba deities show up

>>82618929
it's genuinely charming, even.
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>>82618890
My current gold standard fireguy design is Endeavor from MHA. Fire beard does work.
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>>82618918
Yeah, basically.
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>>82618886

I find the trolling funny. Lemire's Extraordinary has been pleasantly bland
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>>82618971
beefcake covers would be a good idea, but they made several bad decisions with the covers they are putting out (and at least one artist said the editor asked her to tone it down)
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>>82618955
Let me check, brb
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>>82618878
Even then, the basic idea of her is that she's a hard-nosed businesswoman who is a champion of the Power of Love, and also relatively new to all this cosmic shit. It ain't that hard to characterize her.
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>>82617995
Okay, so Inhumans straw poll: Who's Cool Ranch and who's Zesty Nacho Cheese?
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>>82618926
DC's random theme covers manage to be more beefcake than actual beefcake month. Looking at you, Movie Poster Month

Real talk: We missed our best window for DC beefcake month since Midnighter is donezo and there's 0% chance of Semi-Nude Kyle Abuse now that we've exited Omega Men. But beefcake (lean beefcake?) Kenan, y/y?
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>>82619010
I can't even remember most of them. IIRC the Deadpool one was pretty much the only decent one. Thor was a shitty Loki face. Hulk was cute and kinda-a-dick-joke. Uh, I remember Anka's being tame (and kinda young?) but serious muscle definition going on, and maybe a kind of rude graphic effect.
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>>82619010
>at least one artist said the editor asked her to tone it down
So it's not just the artists who fucked up, but everyone involved.
Fucking hell these people.
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>>82618068
C'mon Nate. Taking a nuke to the face didn't make you retarded, did it? Why would it do that to Firestorm?
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>>82619043
it SHOULDN'T be hard, no, but apparently it is

experienced, takes-no-shit businesswoman, kind of self centered and shut out, somewhat new to cosmic stuff but takes it in stride, kind of has fun with it even though she is very practical in general

it's not difficult! I don't know what the fuck they were thinking with the stupid shit they did with her after Johns left

>>82619059
>But beefcake (lean beefcake?) Kenan, y/y?
yyy
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>>82619032
Ostrander Firestorm, still Prof and Ronnie, but Stein's health was bad. Firestorm had just done his "I took all the nukes" and had Captain Atom sent after him accordingly. #63 or thereabouts.
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>>82619047
The new Inhumans are just an attempt to replicate the X-Men niche with Inhumans. That isn't actually a bad thing if you're willing to tackle ancient xenophobic traumatised sci-fi monarchy and worldwide biological terrorist attack alongside them. These are all parts that make up Inhuman as a thing.
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>>82618886
>>Marvel promises that “Death of X” will be a real tearjerker, and that it will feature the death of the X-Men’s dream.
The X-Men's dream died a long ass time ago. It honestly makes no sense that they haven't just thrown up their collective hands and fucked off to another planet by now. Just go live on a Shi'ar planet or something. Damn.
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>>82619101
Didn't Anka draw Miles Morales? I know they made some very strange artist/character pairings
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>>82619101
I am still so annoyed at that Thor one.

Like Jane Thor putting her boot on Thor's back while he's reaching for his new hammer and maybe he's a little beat up and sweaty? Just normal Thor beefcake?
No, because we get Loki facial pubes instead.
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>>82619101
DP was exactly on point, but you can make a DP cover like that any month. As evidenced by the strip club issue in the recent past.
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>>82619154
>>82619185
>tfw we'll never learn anything about Remender's X-pitch
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>>82619199
>Like Jane Thor putting her boot on Thor's back while he's reaching for his new hammer and maybe he's a little beat up and sweaty? Just normal Thor beefcake?
JaneThor/Odinson femdom is what I wanted, yeah. Some sort of play on being unable to lift the hammer.
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>>82619213
>>82619199
fuuuuuuuuuck that pubebeard Loki one, that was so bad
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>>82619233
Literally just Thor with slightly less clothes, straining to lift the hammer. There. Simple.
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>>82619213
Maybe we'll hear about it in five years once he swears off the big two for forever
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>>82619198
He did, yeah. I may just be being dirty-minded I see a venom blast anus symbol there too.
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I'm skimming CBR for CWII reactions and there is nothing too exciting so far, just general agreement that Bendis's T'Challa is bad, killing Rhodey is dumb and possibly racist, Bendis isn't good, why does Thanos has guns, basically the same stuff /co/ is bitching about

also this guy
>Loved this issue. Civil War II will be greater than the first. Also, amazing Carol moments beating Thanos down and crying holding Rhodey. Yes, they could prevent Thanos from taking the cosmic cub, so Ulysses power was SO useful! Rhodey and Jen fate came up due to in battle flaws. So, yes, they should keep using him.
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>>82619059
>not wanting the Dox family cheescake lineup
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>>82619059
I hope King/Janin produces some lewd Bruce
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>>82619198
Chulk is another weird one. Is Amadeus underaged still?

Shouldn't matter, the actual comic is sex comedy jokes with plenty of nudity, and I feel like they could have been more beef about it and kept the frog joke. Because the frog and strategically-placed telescope thing worked, the camera angle was just wrong.
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>>82619330
>Yes, they could prevent Thanos from taking the cosmic cub
Marvel cosmic takes a sudden shift into gay tribe subculture.
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>>82618819
>It's a reflection of the attitudes of the "core" audience(read: manchildren).

Kinda hard to pin that on manchild neckbeards when you have Hawkguy and Ms Tumblr running around.
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>>82618409
If only nukes in DC worked like in Marvel.

They coulda been HULKS!
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>>82619330
Sava of the AV Club tweeted specifically about T'Challa which really got that panel out there

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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>>82619213
You could maybe just ask him. I wish Yost would spill on his New Warriors too.
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>>82619158
>That isn't actually a bad thing
Yes it fucking is, we don't need two X-Men running around in the same universe.
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>>82618132
>Let me tell you about this kid who loved planes, but hated heights

Nate, is this another one of your jokes?
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>>82619285
I forget, was the Iron Man variant something other than a shirtless forging picture?
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>>82619410
ha ha he thinks they'll control Major Force
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>>82619475
spoogeman?
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>>82619430
Inhumans aren't X-Men though. That's kind of my point, you have to deal with the stuff that isn't the same about them too.
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>>82619342
Speaking of, Vril is apparently a woman in the Kingdom Come universe.

Yeah, probably not meant to be Vril, but still, the idea is too amusing to ignore.
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>>82619497
>literal semen demon
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>>82619447
Iron Man should have been Tony fresh out the shower in a little towel reflected in a polished Iron Man suit.

Cap should have been SO MUCH MORE BEAT UP than he was. Throw in a bloodied Bucky holding him up too.
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>>82619504
First you say the Inhumans being the X-Men-lite isn't a bad thing and then when I call you out on your idiocy you say they're totally not the X-Men-lite. Dipshit.
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>>82619497
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>>82619529
I assume that is meant to be Brainy 5 and Supergirl's daughter, given the S shield she's wearing
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>>82619529
Maybe just a reference to this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMGcaDYSrMM
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>>82619538
How did they not use Bucky properly? How? These out-of-touch lunatics, it's like they've never seen any of the Bucky covers from the original Winter Soldier era.
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>>82619557
>That isn't actually a bad thing if you're willing to tackle ancient xenophobic traumatised sci-fi monarchy and worldwide biological terrorist attack alongside them. These are all parts that make up Inhuman as a thing.
Keyword is the 'if' and what comes after, cranky.
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>>82619529
It's Brainy and Kara's kid, doofus. She's named after the Dukes of Stratosphear song.
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>>82619529
It's both of these:
>>82619590
>>82619593
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>>82619607
Cap and Bucky has to be the easiest beefcake pitch.
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>>82619625
So basically you're saying the Inhumans being the X-Men-lite isn't bad if you don't make them like the X-Men at all. Wow, that made no sense whatsoever.
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That Kamala thread is awful and evidence enough that this board is overcrowded with people who don't read comics at all.
>>82617776
Hi storyteller.
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>>82619559
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>>82619662
Next to Superman and Batman.

Nevermind that Marvel has Platonic Ideal Bara Man, Hercules, who does normally have beef covers. They didn't do anything more special than usual for him.
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>>82619497
Interesting trivia. There's a third party D&D supplement which adds all kinds of sexual content such as classes, skills, and magic. There is indeed a semen golem. Yeah.

>>82619590
Just how many different Brainiac 6s are there? I count at least three.
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>>82619708
nothing can go wrong here

>>82619676
do I even want to click?

>>82619664
I think anon is saying that there's overlap the Inhumans natively have with the X-Men, but they also have their own unique shit which is being unduly neglected
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>>82619727
>There's a third party D&D supplement which adds all kinds of sexual content such as classes, skills, and magic.
There's more than one, even.
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>>82619676
Is that the Max Landis one?
I'm very proud of my work
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>>82619762
DAMMIT here's page 6
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>>82619762
Ewing won't neglect though. I feel confident. The man is a canon addict.
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>>82619801
>tfw he solves the inhuman problem in one issue and no other comics acknowledges it
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>>82619185
>The X-Men's dream died a long ass time ago.

IMO, it basically died once House of M Bendised most of the Mutants into flatscans.

There was some good stuff after that, but reducing the number of mutants to Rap Posse numbers was a killing blow.
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>>82619410

i saw some tweets of the AVClub's Civil War take down and haven't gotten aroudn to it yet
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>>82619801
It's just a short digital story, I doubt it's enough to repair the damage hacks like Souless have done.
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>>82619676
You mean the one with the Landis tweet? Don't people realize by now that he's fucking trolling everyone at this point?

>>82619626
>It's Brainy and Kara's kid
>Coluan/Kryptonian hybrid
.... Hm. That could be trouble.
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>>82619263
Man, even that cover is more beefcakey than most of Marvel's Beefcake covers.

And it's just a standard flying shot!
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>>82619861
>.... Hm. That could be trouble.
Don't worry, she gets nuked at the end, along with most of the other cool background characters in the series.
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>>82619791
NOW, page 8

Also, a tweet I agree with

https://twitter.com/mercurialblonde/status/729236705325109248
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>>82619861
Maybe she doesn't have Kryptonian powers.
>THE MALE IS A NECESSARY EVIL. HE WILL DICTATE THE FORM.
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>>82619893
this comic is pretty full of quality Captain Atom beefcake

we already had my favorite "stuck in a cave", I'm sure we'll hit other high points
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>>82619762
Nope. Here's all the relevant information you'll need anon.
https://twitter.com/Uptomyknees/status/729784705109794817
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>>82619861
A 12th level intellect with Kryptonian powers. I'm both intrigued...and terrified by this.
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>>82619985
Yo, she'd probably be a special-needs child by Coluan standards
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>>82619975
By the way, Landis had an AMAZING Twitter session about the Harley Quinn orgy thing where he got lambasted by both SJWs AND /pol/tards!
And so help me god, I actually agreed with him
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>>82619475
Major Force is like what you'd get if you did this to Eiling himself.
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>>82619975
Ooh, the replies are hating on the male creative team's smugness about Spider-Woman

can't hate on that

wow, this is sick
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>>82619895
Well, that's kinda lame.

>>82619913
>>THE MALE IS A NECESSARY EVIL. HE WILL DICTATE THE FORM.
I miss Stealth.
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>>82619835
A while back somebody posted links to the Academy X series. I liked it up until M Day happened and I felt kind of dead inside at the end.
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>>82619899
I feel Whedon is kind of more unpopular than ever now. But I was never a Buffyfag.
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>>82618385
Given a choice between the Phelps clan and the Manhunters, I'd rather live with the Manhunters.

I mean yeah, the later might kill me, but at least they won't picket my funeral.
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>>82620033
wat
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>>82619762
>do I even want to click?
Nope. It's literally /pol/ the thread.
>>82619789
You're a horrible person anon.
It would've gotten posted regardless.
>>82619861
>You mean the one with the Landis tweet? Don't people realize by now that he's fucking trolling everyone at this point?
No she has shit opinions, tries to pander to his white male fanbase then tries to act progressive like this.
https://twitter.com/Uptomyknees/status/520795003790958593
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>>82620052
Yeah that page is great. that's some Procrustes shit
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>>82620092
>I feel Whedon is kind of more unpopular than ever now
A certain portion of the Internet already hated him because he self-identified as a feminist and now his feminist former followers hate him too after AoU.
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>>82620120
I still remember when Max Landis actually revealed himself on /tv/ and the thread was just John Landis is a murderer jokes from then on.
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>I was aware of what happened to Rhodey in the Civil War movie when we were putting this book together. The idea of an inciting incident that could equally affect both Tony and Carol very personally was something I wanted to do. I wanted them on equal emotional footing. And, oh my god, guess who is Tony’s best friend and Carol’s sometimes lover? Both Tony and Carol could say of their actions, “Rhodey would want this,” and they would both maybe be right. I didn’t want to do anything too close to the movie but at the same time there just was no other character that could represent something so meaningful to both leading characters.
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>>82619975
>pandering
I can't take anyone who uses the word 'pandering' that way seriously. Literally every work of fiction ever is technically pandering to someone. Complaining about it only makes you look like a little bitch.
>"WAAAAH, WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING MADE FOR MEEEEEEE?"
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>>82620037
No way. Major Force is a dumb thug, first and foremost.
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>>82620114
Basically, there's this Harley Quinn issue (not canon btw) where she goes to a con and fucks a room full of Joker cosplayers. Landis thought it was icky and out of character, and then the SJWs thought he was a mysoginist pig for hating on an "empowered" feminist icon (a label Landis disagrees with) and /pol/tards hated on him because anything that sexualizes women in comics should be allowed. Like I said, it was beautiful.
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>>82620114
oh, we're probably off tomorrow night, I got some non-negotiable shit to do
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I still love Whedon ;~;

Mostly cause Buffy yo
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>>82620164
Link?
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>>82620188
OH, that Harley Does Comicon thing

>>82620173
beeeeeendiiis
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>>82620259
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>>82620206
>>>confessions
I like his work too anon. I know /co/ turned on Avengers too but that's a fantastic move.
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>>82620319
sorry, owls, I'm kind of dead on my feet tonight
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>>82620188
>Harley Quinn
>empowered feminist icon
She. Is. A. Fucking. Psychopath. NOBODY should EVER look up to Harley fucking Quinn.

STOP LOOKING UP TO HARLEY QUINN.
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>>82619985
Not the first person to have that combo.

Is Composite Superman the most potentially broken villain ever?
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>>82620398
holy textbook autism rage, batman
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>>82620092
Angel was better anyway.
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>>82620369
I've been exhausted today and the past weekend and I'm worried a coworker who insisted on coming into work sick spread something
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>>82620404
Yes. It's easier to think of shit he can't do.
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>>82620369
No worries. That Soviet guy who repeated 'the ice has melted' three times is a fucking hero.
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>>82620444
he can't see stands
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>>82620369
I dislike Whedon's quippy writing and his action girl kinks, not to mention the shock value deaths
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>>82620461
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>>82620461
I liked Buffy a lot when I was a teen, I've been considering rewatching it to see how different my opinion is a decade later

then again it was like 7 seasons long and I have things I actually want to watch lined up already
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>>82620173
>didn’t want to do anything too close to the movie

Suuuurrreeee.
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>>82620500
You could probably just fast-track the Giles episodes, lord knows that was the only motivation I had
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>>82620458
He can still know about them from telepathy and raze the entire area with lasers, lightning, and fire.
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>>82620427
What, you're not mad that people prop her up as a role model? Because you fucking should be. That's fucking disgusting.
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>>82620173
>I didn’t want to do anything too close to the movie

Meanwhile Alonso or Brevoort admitted to shitting CW2 in time for the movie
I'm onto you Bendis and friends
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>>82620531
lazors is an action. GER reduces it to 0
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>>82620477
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>>82620120
Max Landis is a rich douchebag and essentially the face of Hollywood Privilege.

I don't get how even trying to mouth service progessiveness would endear him to people when he is what they profess to hate.
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>>82620348
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. It's a serviceable film, and I wouldn't change the channel when it comes on TV, but fantastic is pushing it.
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>>82620552
>Theory of mind (often abbreviated ToM) is the ability to attribute mental states—beliefs, intents, desires, pretending, knowledge, etc.—to oneself and others and to understand that others have beliefs, desires, intentions, and perspectives that are different from one's own. Deficits can occur in people with autism spectrum disorders, schizophrenia, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, as well as alcoholics who have suffered brain damage due to alcohol's neurotoxicity.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_mind
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>>82620589
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>>82620477
>>82620589
>don't try to kill me or my son ever again
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>>82620663
jesus fucking christ, nothing HERE will backfire
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>>82620612
I loved every second of it. I do realise its weaknesses but I still loved it.
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>>82618805
Wait wait...that's your plan? Walk in as a random ass fucking NOBODY and start talking about how the gubbermint is lying to people about Captain Atom?

Eiling barely had a need to even shoot this moron.
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>>82620747
I know they'd never get away with it but I'd love the alternate version where G. Gordon Liddy himself is a Manhunter plant.
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>>82620692
>the only suitable candidate to become a super-powered living weapon was the rapist murderer
... This is stupid.
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>>82620789
I approve of that, as well as approving of G. Glorious Godfrey
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>>82620800
It's the US Army. The only thing stupid about it is it's stupidly believable.
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>>82620663
Am I the only one seeing Frank here?

DC Frank apparently joined the Air Force and had a less morally ambiguous way of getting out his rage issues.
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>>82620825
Awww shit, lemme see if I have the Annual

digitalization often misses them
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>>82620825
Godfrey needs to make a comeback, for real.
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>>82620832
DC Frank joined the Legion
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>>82620692
Why are they using dishonoured criminals in the first place?

Captain Atom is essentially the goal here, right? Invulnerable supersoldiers?
Why are you using the dregs of the entire Air Force in an experiment to make unbulletable men?
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>>82620865
>that frank when you get so franked by giffen, your frank has to magic up a frank version of frankself to cope
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>>82620921
They're disposable and you won't get distraught family, I guess

And they think they've fail-safed Major Force
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>>82620865
... I need to read the Dillon-penned Scarlet Witch issue. I've got to see if she goes full Frankface.
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>>82620953
We old scans now, sorry
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>>82620969
dat dirt tho
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>>82620997
they're real!
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>>82621029
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>>82621051
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>>82620969
I'm fine with this. I like the texture of the newsprint.

Next best thing to having the issue proper, complete with old paper smell.
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>>82620206
It's ok to have your own opinions.
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>>82621067
>>82621074
I'm pretty cool with older scans except where the lettering has become hard to read

those old scans of the Golden Age, the fucking Manhunter bits were illegible
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>>82621029
Do they ever establish a species to whom these ships belong?

Is it anyone notable from anywhere else?
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>>82621110
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>>82621089
>having opinions
>on 4chan
Go back to Tumblr.
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>>82621143
Unsure.
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>>82620188
>Basically, there's this Harley Quinn issue (not canon btw) where she goes to a con and fucks a room full of Joker cosplayers.

No what she does is alternate between kissing and kicking the shit out of them off panel. Because of her lingering anger and attraction to the Joker.
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>>82621289
I'd forgotten, but we do see some of Eiling's far down the line fate in that Ostrander Suicide Squad eight-parter, remember it? With Faraday smacking Waller.
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>>82621397
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>>82621444
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>>82621397
Yes Eiling...congratulations. You've
successfully given a psychopath superpowers and sent him to attack the guy who will likely have to save your ass...
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>>82621463
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I can't get over Eiling destroying all pics of Adam after he died so he kids wouldn't know what he looked like
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>>82621484
Is this edging towards /d/?
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>>82621469
He really fucking hates Captain Adam.
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>>82621469
Fucking hell, this guy is like a combination between Thunderbolt Ross and J Jonah Jameson, only without any of their redeeming qualities.
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>>82621508
It's both petty and over the top.
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>>82621564
There's also this weird Captain Atom backup in close to New 52 reboot Action Comics

with some quality "that's metal skin, eh" shots
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>>82620552
>What, you're not mad that people prop her up as a role model?
No, because I live in a world where people looked up to John Dillenger, George "Babyface" Nelson and Jesse James.

Seriously, quit getting mad over a fictitious villainess having a fanbase. It ain't healthy.
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>>82621640
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>>82621512
"Dork-face"? Is this guy for real?

>>82621508
That was ridiculous. Zoom wishes he could be that petty.
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>>82621667
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>>82621680
I'm guessing he was saying something much stronger, but they couldn't print it.
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>>82621725
This guy is a great hype man.
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My thread died early today
>tfw nobody cares about Dazzler
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>>82621646
>stupid shit happens
>you should ignore it because similar stupid shit has happened before
Not how that works, dipshit.

>>82621735
I dunno, I think it kinda fits. Major Force probably is the kind of douchebag who thinks "dork-face" is a sick burn.
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>>82620953
Yeah because they aren't paying attention to the shit Nate can do.

Seriously, the very first thing Nate did was survive a goddamn explosion, and their brilliant plan is to put a bomb in this guy. Military Intelligence ladies and gentlemen.
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>>82621827
It happens. being a FF fan sucks

>>82619794
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>>82621827
90% sure that's why she ended up joining the X-Men in the first place.
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>>82620979
He may very well have the same haircut.
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>>82621867
>>82621887
>tfw I still have to run the other half of her series
Just shoot me now senpai
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>>82621725
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>>82621827
I know when I storytime, I try to have something interesting to say with every page, but I don't think anybody likes my quips...
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>>82621927
Dont give up anon
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>>82621932
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>>82621863
a mental health professional can assist you with your problems
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>>82621927
I'm still catching up to the last thread, sadly.
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>>82621827
Eh. I made a thread to have a serious discussion about decompression. Died almost immediately. I should've known better.

The only way to have a thread last is to be hostile, start off with "Hey, look at this tweet.", start off with a dumb joke, or post cheesecake. Ain't nobody wants to actually talk about stuff on this board anymore.
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>>82621957
But there's nothing interesting to say about Dazzler! Her comic is so... blah! You can't even pretend to be interesting.
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>>82621051
>Randy making dumb jokes when he's nervous.

Hee.
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>>82621995
My Captain Marvel threads were dead as fuck, so this is true. I assumed it was because I posted late at night like a twit.
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>>82621974
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>>82621995
>The only way to have a thread last is to be hostile, start off with "Hey, look at this tweet.", start off with a dumb joke, or post cheesecake. Ain't nobody wants to actually talk about stuff on this board anymore.
That's actually why I made the Max Landis thread, I wanted to put that theory to the test. Didn't even have to bump it or anything and it blew up. /co/ really is a shadow of its former self.
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>>82621995
Yeah if you started the thread with a tweet from a creator talking about how shitty decompression is, it probably would've lasted longer.
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>>82622015
Be a smartass then, that was my default. That said, FabNic Genis was so serious at times it was easy.

>that buttsticker
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>>82622059
>shock topics get lots of responses
I believe this is the phenomenon known as "clickbait" anon. Did you really have to test it as a hypothesis?
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>>82622042
I love Nate's awful jokes
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>>82622116
I don't even need to make jokes about that panel
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>>82622015
I'm finding myself fairly partial to the Springer art.

Just hitting the Wrastleladies issue now, tho.
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>>82621863
Fine. Get mad when it rains while you're at it too, asshole. Bitch about it on the internet.

People are dumb. Getting mad about that is a waste of energy.
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>>82622051
Most storytimes just don't seem to foster much discussion for some reason.
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>>82622137
Man, Eiling's one sadistic fuck
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Apparently, Gail's shade game is in the fucking stratosphere
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>>82622189
I liked her destroying Slott that one time
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>>82622189
her fucking twitter theme, I'm laughing just at it
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>>82621827
I would've bumped it, but I was out.
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>>82622183
To be honest with you, it's because few people read them (especially as they are ongoing). Compare Wednesday storytimes with any other one. These threads are kind of an aberration.
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>>82622183
Depends of the character too. thank god my pre flashpoint Supergirl storytime was a success
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>>82622183
SOPs do. When you're reading something good it's harder to think of stuff to say.
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>>82622247
>hawkeye
>star trek
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
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>>82622257
you crazy owls are willing to read almost anything with me <3
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>>82621508
And the best part is, every issue he appears in, he just gets worse and worse.

He just created a goddamn Supervillain, out of a rapist murderer. Where do you GO from there?
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>>82622305
trust me, you should have let him asphyxiate the motherfucker

oh, we'll be late tomorrow, like 8 PM or so, but on
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>>82622334
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>>82622305
I hope your meme magic works. it work for thunderbolts
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>>82622273
Thanks for slogging through that. I read a fair share of it (again, because that was right in my golden age of comics piracy)

I think the best pre-Gates parts were maybe the friendship with Boomer Jr? Which were mostly just ship teasing and ended up dropped just like Owen was.
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>>82622305
Having someone else pick the comics I'm reading at random works for me. I mean, I'd sign up to app that gave me 1 random comic to read a day (as long as it did series as series). These threads are like a surprise comic + bitch/vent + joke thread so it's neat, it works.
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>>82622015
I would've liked it better if it went full romance comic, but maybe that's just me.
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>>82622257
I have no idea what Storyteller did to get this kind of popularity, but I wish I could manage the same.
So far, I'm trying to read enough Luke Cage and Iron Fist to get a full history, after I realized that most people only know Bendis's Cage and Fraction's Iron Fist.

Would you believe Steel Serpent died in his first arc, and stayed dead for over a decade?
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>>82622350
The only thing i hate is the Cristal plot
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>>82622334
Some of the art in this is great. I really love those two first panels set against each other.
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>>82622381
Yeah, Fraction rewrote a lot of shit in IIF. K'un-Lun has some weird history.
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>>82622346
>>82622349
yeah, I have no explanation for that sigil
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>>82622306
No he's worse. He's creating a superhero out of a rapist-murderer, and making a movie production out of it.
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>>82622116
Yeah but there's something really sweet about Randy having the same habit. It's cliche af, but Bates makes it really sweet and endearing.
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>>82622428
Since you storytime thundebolts marvel announced reprints yeah and the new comic.
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>>82622389
It's dense but it's definitely more than serviceable

>>82622381
I think the early "completely fucking drunk" stuff had a charm to it, maybe
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>>82622383
Anon... Amazons Attack was a thing.
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>>82622463
Arena was a thing
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>>82622459
oh christ
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>>82622305
>>82622428
Having Major Allard "merge" with Zmeck as Major Force's cover story is just extra gross.
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>>82622504
this is hilarious in its awfulness
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>>82622463
>>82622479
Your moms were a thing heyooooo
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>>82622305
>you crazy owls are willing to read almost anything with me <3
And you'll run just about anything, so it balances This anon >>82622354 actually brings up a good point. It's easier to get into this stuff when it's just put in front of you.
out.

>>82622183
No idea. But I wish there were a way to change that by somehow encouraging discussion during storytimes.
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>>82622524
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>>82622564
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>>82622587
Aha, Major Force can't fly. Sucks to be him.
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>>82622564
The only thing that might make Eiling more dangerous...would be if he was actually competent...
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>>82622524
>>82622564
So how many pages until Eiling calls Major Force his kind of superhero?
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>>82622611
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>>82622632
charming~
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>>82622518
>get the shit beat out of you so the military can make the guy who murdered your mom a superhero
Allard is about the only person who can contend with Captain Atom in a "who has the worst life" competition.
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>>82622423
I know the conflict with Yu-Ti was in the works since the 70s though.

Yeah, the idea that he let Mrs. Rand get eaten by those wolves was something that was alleged before he and Misty were even an item.
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>>82622677
Yeah, wrong button
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>>82622677
come on, 4chan, update
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>>82622719
Shoulda done the neck button.
Kyle wouldn't have ended up with so many leftovers.
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>>82622810
tomorrow: SHIT GETS EVEN REALER

THANKS FOR READING
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>>82622810
>that toss
Nate has no fucks left to give. None whatsoever.
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>>82622877
Thanks OP, Captain Atom is great.
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>>82622877
cheers OP, this is pretty great
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>>82622877
Thanks OP!
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>>82622877
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.

>laser carving "I QUIT" in Major Force's chest
Seriously. No fucks left. I think I'm gonna like this series.
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>>82622423
See, in every Iron Fist thread I've been in, it's always "who steel serpent?"

>>82622716
Yu-Ti was at best, a dick back then, but he worked for another guy when he went full supervillain. See, Yu-Ti was the ruler/King of K'un L'un, but not its God.
The "God" of K'un L'un was an immortal sorcerer known as Master Khan.
There was also the Dragon Kings (literal shapeshifting dragons) who lived below the water (although, with the exception of Chiantang, who is only pissed because a Commoner, who was later cursed to be Shou Lou the Undying, banged his sister and left her, they don't care about anyone up above), and the Plantmen, called the H'ylthri.
Maybe they can't use Master Khan because some legal bullshit counts him as a Namor villain (Namor killed him).
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>>82622877
>SHIT GETS EVEN REALER

I take this to mean "Eiling gets even dickier."
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>>82622716
>>82623065
Also, the wolves that attacked Danny's mother can transform into humanoids, and answer to Master Khan. Danny actually fought a wolfwoman who claimed to be the wolf that lead the pack that ate his mom.
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>>82622877
(reminder: late start tomorrow, but we're on)
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>>82623304
dat shiny ass
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>>82623304
New Krypton was not super consistent thoughout, but I genuinely love a lot of what it did, like unifying all the Kryptons into one with different guild castes.
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>>82623346
as quality lewd, it's the page of that story I remembered the best
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>>82623112
I love comics.
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>>82623542
And people wonder why I like Danny more than Luke.
HAS LUKE EVER PUNCHED A TALKING WOLFWOMAN IN THE FACE? NO, HE HAS NOT!
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>>82624041
Luke has managed to defeat a vampire with garlic bread though.
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>>82622305
Jesus, I only knew Eiling as that colossal asshole from JLU before this, but the scope of his assholitude is amazing.
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>>82625754
Eiling might be the single meanest, pettiest asshole in comics.
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>>82625806
Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z834x4Qk_pM
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>>82625754
You know now that I think of it Eiling and his alter ego The General are just the DC equivalent of Ross and Red Hulk
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>>82627257
Giving Eiling superpowers seems so unnecessary though. I mean, he's already a monster.
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>>82623112
That's pretty great. I mean you can't do much better for a recurring comics villain IMO.
>kung fu werewolf who ate mom
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