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OHOHOHO
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>>82590394
Avoiding that particular cliche?
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>>82590362
Why did he move so fucking slow?
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>>82590362

Give me back my Rhody
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>>82590438

It's the side effect of reverse Pym particles.
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>>82590433
I'm sorry about BvS.
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>>82590453
if it's reverse gym particles then why wasn't he weaker?
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>>82590394
I would've rather had that than Parker not knowing the name of Empire.

At the very worst, I would've welcomed Peter referencing Attack on Titan over the lack of Star Wars knowledge.
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>>82590394
>biblical
nice try Snyder
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>>82590438
Because nerve signals travel at a fixed speed and now have farther to travel. Same reason everything seems a bit slower when he's smaller.
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>>82590487

Fuck off with that attack on titan bollocks
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>>82590433
Do you get this mad about every joke you don't like?
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That laugh is exactly what I would have done.
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>>82590394
'sup Snyder
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>>82590487
>not knowing the name of Empire
do people just keep regurgitating shit they know nothing about?

Peter EXPLICITLY names Empire Strikes Back. What he doesn't name are AT-ATs and instead calls Giant-man a walker.
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>>82590484

You keep strength at the exchange of speed.
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>>82590438
Because the human mind can not perceive something that large moving fast.
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>>82590484
Pym Particles let you change strength, mass, and size independently of one another.
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>>82590592
> Giants cant run
what is Evangelion?
What is (relatively speaking) Gulliver and the lilliputian world.
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>>82590585
Yeah he said he was something out of a really old movie, Empire Strikes Back, one of those walker-things. Or something to that effect.
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It's an entertaining thought if you picture Scott having his normal strength when he's giant like that. If he can keep his mass when tiny, imagine him 4 stories tall and still can't move heavy things.
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MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!
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>>82590362
What cam rip is that from, looks really good
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>>82590656
what is Evangelion?
Zack Snyder's principle inspiration.>>82590656
>What is (relatively speaking) Gulliver and the lilliputian world.
Bad film with retarded effects?
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>>82590438
So he didn't fucking crush someone.
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>>82590681
To be fair empire strikes back came out nearly 40 years ago.
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>>82590438
If he moved the same as a normal sized human he'd be absurdly stong.

When he swung his arms his fingers would break the sound barrier. His punches would carry crazy amounts of kinetic energy.
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>>82590592
Kek is a spinosaurus bolting towards you it wouldnt look sluggish at all, it looks sluggish because human locomotion is shit at fast movement compared to other bipeds.
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>>82590585
I guess I didnt hear it because people thought "You ever seen that really old movie." part of the line was side splitting and didn't let him finish.
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>>82590656
But you see them moving fast because you see them in their full body scale. Now imagine, being human size looking up to see an Eva running. You'd see it for like a second as it jumps over you then it passes.
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Huge shit not running around at 300mph is an enshrined fictional trope, along with cars exploding at the drop of a hat and guns holding however much ammunition is required.
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>>82590362

I totally won't lie, he came within a hair of stealing the movie.

He was on-screen for maybe eight or nine minutes, totally awesome for every one of them.

Hell, he was as much fun as Spiderman, and they knocked that kid out of the park!
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>>82590592
The giant size of something makes it look like it's moving slower to us.
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>>82590724
Yeah I don't disagree, and I saw Star Wars opening night as an 8 yr old.

They are old fucking movies.
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>>82590438

Optical illusion. Larger things generally look like they're slower than they really are.
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>>82590724
>>>82590681
>To be fair empire strikes back came out nearly 40 years ago.

Fuck, now I feel super old.
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>>82590822
To Peter, Empire Strikes Back is one of his Aunt's old movies.
Let that sink in.
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>>82590790
>They are old fucking movies.

You know what made me feel old?

The flashback all the way back to 1991.

Fuck, man, 1991 was YESTERDAY....

Damn, I'm old.
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>>82590438
I like to think he could move faster, but moved in slomo to act like a kaiju.
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>>82590839
>To Peter, Empire Strikes Back is one of his Aunt's old movies.

Jesus, Marisa Tomei is playing AUNT MAY.

I remember when she was the cutest little hottie imaginable.

What's next, Pia Zadora as The Wicked Witch?
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>>82590362
ONTS
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>>82590433
MMM BOYS!
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>>82590822
>>82590862
I am only 22 and I am already starting to feel old. God help you guys.
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Let's not forget that Pym was easily keeping pace at giant size with combatants who were either car-outrunning Super Soldiers or jet-assisted.
He was moving pretty damn fast, nothing looks super fast in distant shots.
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>>82590862
That was the year I was born, and I've been shitposting here for seven years.
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>>82590906
Michael Douglas was only 36 when Empire Strikes Back released.

Pic related.
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>>82590438
same reason a plane in the sky looks like its moving slow
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>>82591045
Chemtrails?
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>>82590934
He held off spidy panther and 2 iron guys
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>>82591092
Exactly, he moved his arm fast enough to reach out and grab Rhodey, who was flying at high speed.
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>>82590438

I was wondering that myself. I don't buy the optical illusion argument.

Also does anyone have the rip of the airport fight? I want to watch it again.
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>>82590681
Plus they never called them AT-ATs in the movies even. If you don't read the books or buy the toys you won't know their names other than "walkers."
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>>82590906
You mean giANTS
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>>82590934
>Pym
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>>82591198
I never knew what the AT-AT's were. I only knew the AT-ST's were chickenwalkers.
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>>82590964
>That was the year I was born, and I've been shitposting here for seven years.

It just hit me that there's a whole generation of you little shits that grew up after the end of the Cold War.

No wonder you're such weaselly little pansies, you've lived your whole lives in an era where the USA has the world under its boot.

Enjoy it while it lasts, boys. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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>>82591109
The energy needed to accelerate an object is directly proportional to the object's mass, as we know. The mass grows as a cube of linear dimension but our intuition is tied to 2D projections of 3D objects (which Ben is also alluding to in his answer).

Our 2D-based intuition tells us that ship A that's twice as long as ship B should take 4 times the energy to accelerate to the same speed, while in fact it would need 8 times the energy. This discrepancy explains the perceived slowness of larger objects.
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>>82590438
I'm pretty sure it's because the gravity doesn't scale up.

Think of it like this: If you dropped a ball from a ten story building and you dropped another ball that was twice as heavy from twice as high, they wouldn't hit the ground at the same time. The distances and masses scaled up, but the gravity doesn't change.

Like, if Ant-man tripped while in supersized mode, it shouldn't look like a regular sized guy tripping "but bigger." It would look like a building collapsing on itself.

Also this >>82590731
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>>82591045
>>82591068
Because at a large scale, the same speed is going to look slow.

His punches are still going at the same X mph, but when his arm is 100X the size, the same distance per second looks like less.
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>>82591298
I got the name from video games. They are baller in empire at war.
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>>82591068

Things that are further away seem to be moving slower than they actually are. Big things cover the same space in a similar amount of time as smaller things, but since they're bigger, it looks like the amount of space they've covered is slower.

For example, a giant may be look slow as its making 1 stride a second, but if each stride is 30 feet, then it's walking twice as fast someone who is making 5 strides a second, but only covering 3 feet every step.
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On one hand, Peter is a faggot for not knowing they're called AT-ATs.

On the other, if he's 15 then he was 4 when Episode III came out

On the mutated third hand, fuck Disney's shitty cross-promotion.
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>>82591697
We could look at it that way, or we can just look at it as simple pop culture referencing.
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It's just wind resistance and optical illusions.

Wind resistance determines how fast he can move his now giant body with its much greater increased surface area. The optical illusion is rather simple and should be obvious even simply watching the scene. Your perception of him moving slowly is still faster than characters are able to outrun in the scene.
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>>82591697
>thousands of pieces of media including books, comics, tv shows and movies reference star wars in passing
>whatever
>movie made underneath disney makes 1 5 second reference
>SHITTY CROSS PROMOTION SHIT
Also not everybody knows what the fuck shit Star Wars machinery is called. They were called walkers in Episode 5 for the most part
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>>82591697

Not everyone gives a shit about Star Wars.
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>>82591366
Only acceleration is affected by mass. Terminal velocity of different sized objects are still equal. You have it backwards, gravity doesn't "scale" means the exact opposite.
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>>82590394
Synder stop posting.
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>>82590484
>gym particles
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>>82590362
How did zemo know about the 1991 mission or the winter soldier?
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>>82592001
He said he read the files BW released.
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>>82591995
Obviously gym particles keep him super strong when coupled with pym particles to make him giant. Fundamental science fact.
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>>82590438
Because he's an Ultraman
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>>82592042
makes sense, but now answer me this.

How did tony stark not know?
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>>82592134
Because he didn't read the files.
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>>82592134
They were encrypted. Zemo was a professional spy guy and spent years deciphering them.
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>>82592134

Tony doesn't give a shit about the HYDRA files and it took work for Zemo to find the video
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>>82590438
To convey a sense of scale.
If they made him move proportionally fast he'd look like a normal sized dude superimposed on the image instead of a giant.
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doesn't this practically make Antman the 3rd strongest good guy in MCU?
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>>82592158
Tony would have just had one of his AIs decrypt that shit if he cared (and he might have since she dumped SHIELD and Hydra's files online). Whether or not the AI would be able to recognize what was significant is a huge question mark.
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>>82590807
Is that why your mom's so slow?
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>>82592213
Maybe but not to a significant degree in that he lacks enhanced durability. Vision could knock him over. The Hulk would seriously fuck him up. It isn't helped by the fact that the larger he is the more of a target he presents. If he'd been in Age of Ultron, for instance, he could have easily been Gullivered by a bunch of Ultron drones.
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>>82592213
No, because if Iron Man and Rhodey used actual explosives and not flares/pepper shots he would have chunks missing.
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>>82592213
Giant-Man is really only useful for gathering attention, Ant-Man is still way more useful in actual combat
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>>82592230
He was too busy getting drunk, running his company or designing robot suits/genocidal A.I. robots
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Can Ant-Man grow infinitely the way he can shrink infinitely?
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>>82591248
>ANTS
>giANTS

The property has been fulfilled
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>>82591905
This is actually the correct answer.
It was for the audiences benefit. If they had him say "remember that scene when Luke wraps up the AT-AT's with his snowspeeder" general audiences wouldn't know what he's talking about. Even though most people recognize the imagery of Empire only nerds know what they are actually called. Keep in mind they are never even referred to AT-ATs in Empire, the only time they're spoken of on screen they're referred to as "Imperial Walkers".

It's also why he says "snow planet" instead of Hoth, because it's immediately accessible for the audience.

This stuff might seem like common knowledge to you but you are the sort of person who spends his time hanging out on a comic book image board discussing this sort of nerd minutia. Most people don't care that much about this stuff.
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>>82592427
Who else here is a big fan of starwars stuff in general but dont really care about the movies much?
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>>82592322
I don't know, he seems to maintain a background interest in various New York costumed heroes, at least enough he was able to figure out Peter Parker was Spider-Man. He probably knows Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Daredevil, etc (assuming they'd ever even get a mention in a movie, which is unlikely) but they didn't fit the criteria he needed.

Jessica: enhanced strength but a grave risk to his liquor cabinet.

Luke: unbreakable skin but kind of a shitty fighter, really needs some combat training. Potential shitty joke about affirmative action I won't bother to make.

Daredevil: fast but too much of a normie, can barely handle ninjas so probably not much help against a super soldier and super assassin let alone a Scarlett Witch.

Peter, on the other hand, is perfect. Strong, fast, able to help capture people. He's also young, impressionable, pathetically eager to please, ridiculously easy to manipulate, and he has a smoking hot aunt.
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>>82592352
>Can Ant-Man grow infinitely the way he can shrink infinitely?
At some point he would have to sacrifice either or bothphysical density and strength. And you need both of these to stay alive as a giant.
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Seemed like an odd thing to throw out during a Cap/Avengers 2.5 film. Like, I know everyone was already on full bombast mode anyway, but that seems like something they'd establish in a solo flick first.

I mean, I'm still glad it happened they way it did. Just strange, is all.
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>>82592723
So he can though? He'd just die?
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>>82592723
Note that being smaller is considered a negative, so Scott was able to have enhanced strength and speed by sacrificing his size. As you can see, he does gain some strength as a giant, but only proportional to his size and not enhanced like when he was small.
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>>82590362
I liked how well adjusted he seemed in prison, like if it was his natural habitat.
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>>82592770
Well he is supposed die if he gets too small as well.
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>>82592723
I'll assume not since it's still highly experimental and (hard to tell since Pym is a bit of a joker) may include ripping his internals apart. May also seriously fuck up his metabolism and even screw with his brain chemistry given he seemed a bit...high, almost, when he was big. Pym did say that the suit has certain adverse effects, after all. His body struggles to cope with being large and in charge. By comparison shrinking seems a breeze, but it is the application Pym spent most of his time working on.
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So, when do we have the movie where Scott goes nuts and kills everyone
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>>82592770
>So he can though? He'd just die?
Pym particles he carry on him are not infinite either, so obviously he can't just get to Celestial size or anything. In the Comics the tech allows Antman to become a giant but ONLY has the strength of a giant and no more. While shrunken he has both superspeed and superstrength. Hence why he prefers shrinking. Being Giant is only useful as a distraction.
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>>82591300
I told you to stay on your meds, grandpa.
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I feel like Scott's character wouldn't ask for Orange slices though. Aside from that, he was A+
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>>82592954
>orange slices
Someone explain this to me
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>>82592993
You ever donate blood, anon?
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>>82592993
>Someone explain this to me
It's what British and Commonwealth nations consume at half time of sports matchs, basically what you eat before sports drinks like Gatorade was invented.
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>>82592993
It's a reference to a common "hangover cure", that is, to eat orange slices because they contain electrolytes
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I feel bad for his daughter, her pet ant's gonna last like what? 2 years?
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>>82592822
Scott was so exhausted at the end of the airport fight he couldn't even put up a struggle when they took him in. Five minutes in Giant Form and he was wiped, if he had stayed that size any longer he'd have either ripped in half or had a cardiac arrest.
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>>82593041
>>82593033
>>82593055
>three entirely different answers
O-okay...
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>>82592352
I guess technically. He hits the quantum level at small, and going large he eventually hits the realm of abstract entities
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>>82592054
>>82591995
Basically. A Gym Particle will turn a man into cap. while a reverse Gym particle will turn him into pre serum steve rogers. if you abuse the Gym particle, you can become Swoleverine
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>>82593121
>had a cardiac arrest.
That is very likely a reason.

Being this big means his heart has to pump MUCH harder than it is designed to do, and it is likely that at his size he would need a much larger heart proportionally to his body.
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>>82593153
I thought they were going for a sports reference, athletes go through orange slices like a fat kid through screen doors. Scott probably just went through the physical exertion of a marathon in five minutes, he needed a recharge.
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>>82590822
It's OK Grandpa
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>>82593278
Spaniards everywhere
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>>82593105
They can just grow another one.
No way she could tell the difference.
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Doesn't Scott in this universe have a secret identity because of Cassie? What does that mean for when he got arrested? And doesn't Hank Pym hate the avengers? Why would he let Scott help Cap with the suit?
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>>82593221
>you can become Swoleverine
So he's slow because gym particles skip Leg Day?
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>>82593361
It gave him a few nights in the mansion of peaceful sleep where his daughter wasn't getting fucked.
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>>82593278
>here is your shield captain america
love it
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>>82593153

Orange slices/juice are/is given to people who are feeling weak. Fruit is good for you and most people will accept an orange when they wouldn't want an apple or banana and the sugar gives you a little boost.
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>>82593452
Hence why I used giving blood as a reference. they give you OJ and cookies, sometimes cash
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>>82593361
A secret identity known to the most talkative and socially flexible Mexican this side of the border. Half of Francisco knows Luiz is friends with Ant Man, doesn't take too much to connect the dots from there. Scott's screwed now but it's nothing a little subterfuge with Interpol's servers can't fix. He'll have to stay on the low down but at least his ex-wife's husband is a cop who trusts him enough to keep a secret for Cassie's sake.

Pym hates the Starks first and foremost. He was in the army himself and he has serious reservations with giving great power away to bureaucrats who could misuse it, he'd be Team Cap all the way. Anything that would piss Tony off he'd be in favour of. He'd have no qualms letting Scott help, provided he never let the suit fall into enemy hands. Which he totally did, so he'll probably get an earful when gets back to Frisco.

That and I honestly think Pym trusts him with the mantle now. He sent Scott on what was basically a suicide mission rather than risk his daughters life, Scott pulled it off and he made it out of the Microverse to boot. He proved himself worthy of being the new Ant Man, and I do think Hank trusts him enough to support him with that. Whether he trusts him with Hope, that's a very different story.
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>>82593523
>Hence why I used giving blood as a reference. they give you OJ and cookies, sometimes cash

And other people gave other examples. This left anon confused. The common theme behind all the answers is the using oranges as a "pick me up".
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>>82590764
Huge shit not being crushed under its own weight due to physics is also a trope.
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>>82592213
Ant Man + Yellow Jacket suit is where the power is.

Small size for increased strength and hard to hit.
Wings to fly under your own strength.
Lazers to scramble people.
Ant control
Shrink discs.
Size growth for o shit gtfo moments.

With the will to kill/ he could just murder everyone and then shrink those who can't die by lasers. Vision would probably be the most trouble.
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>>82594047
I always like heroes that can't really fly, and movement is defined by how well they jump. So I'd rather have Lang not fly, except maybe in a specific scene
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>>82590362
I desperately need to see a Giant Man movie now, watching him stomp around the airport like a big kid having a fucking blast being huge was fun as fuck.
>tfw he winds up fighting a superpowered giant woman at the climax in a big city
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>>82590903
No mila kunis
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>>82593278
>walking thingies
this was actually a lot more clear as a strategy than referring them as AT-ATs or Walkers

Like what if Tony or Rhodes didn't know what an AT-AT was? I wouldn't expect my dad to know.
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>>82592274
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>>82594218
If he doesn't go Giant for more than a minute in Ant-Man and the Wasp it'll be such a fucking letdown
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>>82596233
I could care less about that. They consulted Peyton Reed about what they want to do in Ant Man and Wasp. They wanted to get a feel for the character and his abilities. But they also cut Wasp from CW because that was too much to steal from a solo movie. So there is no biggy in that movie, none until IW. But you know why i dont give a shit? Cause it will be much smaler scale than the last one. Microverse shit. Reed wants to go there Fiege wants weird stuff if Strange does well. Get hype for microverse!
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Little disappointed Scott didn't shrink someone.
Imagine home shrinking Rhodey and Scott acting all tough "Welcome to my world."
But then Rhodey kicks his ass, then is regrown by Scott because he got scared
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>>82590438
He became Captain Slow, a new hero for a new age.
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>>82597809
Looks like Marvel is finally catering to their primary audience.
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>>82597809
>Captain Slow

There can be only one.
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>>82593356
Replacing pets without your kids knowing is harder than you think. Especially if they're smart enough to have a personality and/or learn tricks.
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>>82590681
>>82590585
Peter was just hiding his power level from the normies. He knew no one else would know what an AT-AT was so he tried talking like a normie would.
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>People getting pissed because Peter called Empire Strikes Back "really old"

News flash, guys: It was already old when you saw it for the first time. The movie is thirty-six years old now. I doubt there's anyone in this thread who's older than 29.
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>>82590438

In Story reason. It's a prototype mostly untested transformation that's not been properly synced up to the suit. He'll fix it in the future Im sure

Outside the story, for the writers. If he was as fast as normal, he'd have been really powerful. Yanking people out of the sky, could have just grabbed spidey off of him. Vision would have had to have killed him. Him being slow left him stationery and easier to animated and co-ordinate for the fight scene.
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>>82598569
Fuck you, it's not old, it's vintage.
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>>82598569
>implying I didn't see if as a kindergartener a few months after it was freshly out on VHS for the first time
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>>82590438
Wind resistance, greater distance to move.


Or I guess, look at a chihuahua, they casually (not responding to any stimuli) walk very fast, then a great dane, casually (not responding to a stimuli) walks very slowly
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>>82590613
>>82590484
>>82591995
Joke
Your heads
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>>82592213
Thor, Hulk, Vision, Sexy Witch, Quake and a lot are stronger, but Pym going all out would be almost unstoppable
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>>82592427
>>82592543

I consider myself a pretty huge nerd and I honestly can't stand Star Wars. I've played some games in the universe I enjoyed but I'd rather be waterboarded than ever watch the films again.
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>>82592664

You have to realize that were any of them to get a spot in a film they would have their powers increased dramatically.
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>>82598569
It's more weird that he described it like someone might not know what it is.

If he'd just said:
>"You guys ever see Empire Strikes Back?"
It would have sound much, MUCH more natural.
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>>82601530
15 year old nerds with little social life, and "Natural speaking" don't go together at all
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>>82598751
Broseph. Between that and my parents buying me comics in first grade, I never had a chance at being normal.
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>>82590906

>Mfw I finally just looked up what the deal was with ANTS

That was the funniest goddamn thing I've seen in a long time.

Here's ten straight minutes of ANTS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpdscsPV1yE
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>>82601779
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>>82601737
>Scott does the hambone in his cell during the film
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>>82591366
Actually as long as the heavier ball has the same area as the lighter ball it will fall "faster". What you're thinking of is falling in a vacuum, which we are not in. With air resistance, the denser object will have more inertia and therefore reach terminal velocity faster, ergo reaching the ground before the lighter object.
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>>82593823
Then how come buildings don't fall down?
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>>82601797
Building are made of much stronger material than human flesh.
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>>82590438
When you look at footage of the earth spinning, does it look like its spinning at 1,040 miles per hour?
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>>82590917
Pfft. Twice your age, buddy. I can look back and say things like "It was only a decade ago." without thinking about it and wincing.
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>>82601791
>>82601737
>>82590906
>>I am gotta have fun with this shit. I already got an oscar.
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>>82593278

I can't get enough of motherfucking Giant Man.
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>>82590438
Physical attributes of how nerves send signals to the rest of the body perhaps, also he was trying not to kill anyone just stall them, and I suspect things like his blood flow get altered at that size so he has to be rather careful, his heart would be the size of a car, his blood vessels like garden hoses, dunno if his body could compensate for how it takes in oxygen and shit at that size etc.
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>>82594047
>Shrink discs.
I read that as "Shrink dicks." and now I know how he can instantly end any fight.
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>>82593283
What is the comparison you're making there?

Is it implied the fat kid eats screen doors? Or does he charge through them?

And if it's the second one, how is that even related?
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>>82590484
It's not cardio particles
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>>82593278
>It's your conscience
o i'm still kekking
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>snyder "having them argue in costume is ridiculous, so i didnt want to do it too much"

>russo bros "lets put giant man right in middle of the action"
marvel with no fucks given come out on top because
it knows what it is
a comic book movie
10/10
i cant stop re watching that airport scene!
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Is Ant-Man your favorite MCU hero, /co/?
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>>82603157
No but he gets better and better. I would never have thought I'd need to see Antman 2 so bad now.
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>>82603157
He honestly is. I'm not sure what why, I do like regular comics Pym and Lang, but something about MCU Ant Man from his concept to execution makes him my absolute favorite screen superhero. The costume, the visual application of his powers, that sense of scale and mystery, the legacy hero aspect that comes from Hank being a visibly much older mentor. I can't get enough of him.
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>>82603157
Yeah, the ANTS family in the comics is something I've always enjoyed (And the current run is one of the few marvel ongoings I actually like) and the movie itself I thought was solid. I'm genuinely excited for the next one. Everyone that was casted in Ant-Man did a great job imo
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>>82593193
Living Tribunal cameo when?
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>>82601900
That's actually starting to be a real thing. Older, oscar winning actors doing comic movies since roles have been hard to come by.
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>>82604084
when She-Hulk gets a courtroom comedy show
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>>82604084
In Infinity War played by Stan Lee.

Or is he going to play The One Above All?
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>>82604331
That would actually make sense considering how many different characters are portrayed by Stan Lee.

>The One Above All shows up as a glowing cosmic spectacle
>After a bright flash of light, Stan Lee appears
>The Avengers all remark that they've met the guy somewhere, but can't place their finger on it.
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>>82603133
>it knows what it is
>a comic book movie

yep
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>>82604383
Was this before MoS 2 was announced?
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>>82604331
I'd rather Stan be Uatu
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>>82604383
Yet WW is still going to get a movie first.
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I think my absolute fave part of this fight was, NOBODY knows who anybody else is. They're just punching the other team because Cap or Tony tells them to. And in addition they had no prior intel on the other teams so they are basically going in blind. It was beautiful chaos, because that's exactly what would happen.

>SOMETHING JUST FLEW IN ME
>Little guy's big now! He's big now!
>Everybody has a gimmick

99% of the fun in this scene was superheroes basically meeting each other for the first time and going "nigga wut"
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>>82593153
It's the same answer three different ways
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>>82604502
>I'm Clint
>I don't care

Black Panther wasn't having none of that shit.
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>>82604581
Clearly they are eldar.
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>>82593278
>>82590362
>MFW Scott's touchscreen arm device turns blue
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>>82604428
You mean before Marvel makes a solo female character movie? They already have the distinction of making a movie starring a female character first though, such as it is.
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>>82598569
I'm 40 years old (yes, really) and I saw it as a small child in the theatre. My dad took me to a matinee. But it IS really old, I know damned well how long ago that was.
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>>82604621
Black Panther was pure anti-quip, he was amazing.
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>all this Giant Man hype
Do you guys think a hollywood made Ultraman movie could work?
>>82593193
Who's the bald white guy?
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>yfw you realize Spidey calling Empire an old movie means the quip won't become dated
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>>82604084
Me, I'm hoping we'll get Eon in the Captain Marvel movie. I kind of like how even when he's viewed by a mortal humanoid, who would naturally interpret what they're seeing as humanoid, like all of them do, Eon still looks strange and nonhuman.
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>>82598569
Fuck you man. No need to point out I should have graduated in life beyond /co/ by now.
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>>82605229
>Do you guys think a hollywood made Ultraman movie could work?

While I'd love to see what kind of things could be done with big budget American CGI compared to shitty Japanese CGI (at least in the case of the 2004 Ultraman movie), I wouldn't have too much confidence in an American adaptation of something that has repeatedly failed to garner any mainstream popularity in the U.S. aside from the cult status it attained in the '70s and '80s due to syndication. Japan would pander too hard for nostalgia or try to push an idol or idol group in it and America would just squander their chance to make something unique and different compared to the original and play it too safe a la 2014 Godzilla and come out meandering, mediocre and overall lackluster regarding the source material and expansive history of the series.

tl;dr: No.
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anyone got the stairs fight webm?
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Computer load up celery man please
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>>82591261
Seriously guys. Leave Ant Man 2 alone, he's doing the best he can.
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>>82605441
Lang was made to be bullied.
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>>82591300
Yeah, oh wow, muh ebul Soviets whose entire military-industrial complex was a paper bear, stockpiling nukes they were too afraid to use and upgrading jets they couldn't afford while the old ones sat and rusted and their population starved and grew bitter with the "revolution"! Muh innovations that you had no direct hand in creating or developing! Muh broken America that currently sits as one of the, if not THE driving economic, cultural, political, and military force behind the ENTIRETY OF HUMANITY!

Fuck boomers.
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>>82604383

Cause if you do Rocket wrong, not many people would care. You do WW wrong and tumblr will explode with feminazi warfare. WB is right to be cautious, but wrong to be as cautious as they have been.
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>>82590438

AFAIK, in media (movies, animation, etc) very big objects look moving slower to give the illusion of being (redundancy) big

just like Evas in Evangelion, or Titans in AoT, or Godzilla movies.
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>>82590438
Physics aside, that was probably super fucking disorienting. There's literally more to deal with, and he's suddenly got to keep control of arms the size of buses in an, ostensibly, non-lethal fight.
He said himself he'd only done it once before in a controlled environment and had passed out.
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>>82592993
It's what they give kids during football practice. Or a break in sports. Someone's mom is usually responsible for it.
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It was like the best part of the movie. Loved it
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>>82591697
for the first time i realized im older than spiderman

fuck that feels weird
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>>82601603
Spider-man is good at speaking though.
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>>82605888
You have boomers to thank for that, faggot.
:^)
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>>82590362
>mfw every one of his jokes were chuckleworthy

>mfw spiderman's jokes were cheezy and lame but obviously done on purpose because he has kid humor

this movie was gud
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>>82590735
>Spinosaurus
>bolting
Somehow I doubt they were very fast on land
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>>82610960
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>>82590362
BIG
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>>82590438
Square-Cube law?
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>>82610960
spino was basically just an overgrown fish eating crocodile so it could probably get to a decent speed in a straight line
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>>82590766
dude yelled "HOLY SHIT!" when he went giant in my theater
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>>82590903
>I remember when she was the cutest little hottie imaginable.
>Implying she isn't
>Implying I wouldn't be at that apartment daily giving her the D while Peter did his homework in his room, putting in earbuds doing his best not to hear her scream for it
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>>82591198
>Implying Pete doesn't
>implying he doesn't write self insert star wars fan fiction because he's such a goddamn nerd
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>>82612317
New headcanon.

Pete called Empire "that really old movie" and "those walker things" to hide his power level but it really just convinced Tony and Rhodey that he's too young to hang out with them.
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>>82612753
I can live with this

>Tony finds Pete's Leia bodypillow
>Followed by finding this one http://www.amazon.com/RZ1549-Anime-Dakimakura-hugging-pillow/dp/B00VK8Z61O
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>>82603157
Hawkeye still wins, after all this time and after his short cameo in Thor. I just love this guy, actor, and whatever people call quips these days.

But besides Hawkeye, yeah, I'd probably put Ant-Man at the top.
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>>82603157
ANTS
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>>82613100
I want a scene where Ant Man and Hawkeye are just chilling and drinking beer and shooting the shit on a porch while their kids are playing or something in the backyard...
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>>82613247
>Cassie introduces her giant pet ant to the Barton family
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>>82598569
>tfw 33
It's cool, you become numb after a while.
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>>82613247
>>82613279
Fuck, now I want this too. Both seem like they'd be best bros. And Cassie was one of the best kid actors I've seen in quite some time, so I'd buy some funny scenes with her and her pet ant.

Ant-Man on a giant building sized ant when?
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>I'm awesome, I'm awesome, I'm awesome
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>>82613337
31
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>>82605888
>that currently sits as one of the, if not THE driving economic, cultural, political, and military force behind the ENTIRETY OF HUMANITY

In a couple years, the interest alone on our national debt will exceed what the country makes in tax revenue per year, making it literally impossible to ever pay back.
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>>82613394
>>82613337
...29, I'm almost there...
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>>82613384
I thought he was saying "I'm the boss"
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>>82613100
I liked Hawkeye in all the others movies, but in this one he was a bit too dickish.
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>>82590438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCDJrMTLF80
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>>82590362
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>>82590362
While his name is lame indeed I find his powers very interesting and love his personality and background as an professional ex-con thief.
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>>82598330
Nah being a Millennial, Peter is probably more into anime, or something like that.
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>>82604084
you idiot why would they put Vivec in a Marvel movie
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>>82604246
Another reason is because their grand kids want to see them in superhero movies. At least, that was the case with Robert Redford, and why he chose to be in Captain America: Winter Soldier.
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>>82604380
Nah, Stan Lee just plays an odd fucker who can't hold down a job. That's why he's a janitor, or a doorman, or a Fedex guy. He's incompetent.
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>>82614037
>While his name is lame indeed
bitch, Ant-Man is a cool as fuck name. You know how awesome ants are?
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>>82614617
Ant-man

Something like Formicide sounds much cooler and its a reference to the taxonomic name of ants.
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>>82614349
Nigga died in Hulk though
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>>82601530
I know for a fact that there are kids who haven't seen the original trilogy. Very few kids in Peter's age group would have seen them. It's not like everyone goes out of their way to pirate old movies or anything.
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>>82612190
It was Spider-Man who yelled holy shit, anon.
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I love that part when he says he thought it was water tank and Cap is like "nigga, how dumb are you?"
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>>82590362
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>>82593193
>Abstract entities
>All very much humanoid
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>>82590438
http://irl.cs.ucla.edu/papers/right-size.html
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>>82614914
Not seeing them and thinking they're obscure are two different things.
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>>82615184
>not posting the original girl
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>>82615262
Thats not what they really look like thats what human minds perceive them ass, LT probably looks like something that is utterly impossible for us to ever imagine at all since hes beyond everything in the Marvel multiverse.
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Wow, I guess the reveal on this one was kinda big.
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>>82614209
I want to see the Sotha Sil vs Hank Pym fight
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>>82605229
Baldie is Absorbing Man. Thor villain, but really shuffles around the Marvel U, and has fought Hulk and others too. Power is gains the properties of whatever he touches.
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>>82615289
Mink is too good for /co/.
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>>82615403
Its a shame he's old or dead by now in the current MCU timeline. I like when he shows up in Spider-Man issues and gives Peter someone to really wail on.
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>>82601530
that's because no one gives a shit about star wars and doesn't remember it outside the force references and the yoda voice.
There's people on here sperging about how he didn't say AT-AT when in the actual fucking movie itself they are never called anything other than imperial walkers.
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>>82615050
no, I'm aware of that, but another guy yelled it too. It was great, everyone laughed.
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>>82593399
Oh sweet jesus, what the hell, Jackman?
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>>82615600

Absorbing Man is alive and well in the MCU. He pops up in Agents of SHIELD sometimes.
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>>82615737
>that's because no one gives a shit about star wars
Except for nerds and social outcasts. Now which character on either team best fits that bill?
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A guy at my screening lost his shit when this happened.
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>>82615984
Thats fucking dumb, in the netflix Daredevil the fight that leads to Jack Murdock getting killed is vs him. I dont watch AoS, is that Absorbing Man actually Crusher Creel?
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>>82616315
Yes. He's also in his 40s.

He would have been in his 20s when he fought Murdock.
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>>82592664

Been in and out of training for what 15 years compared to the ninjas that are born leaping like spider monkeys?

And he beats on hordes of them. Although his greatest superpower in the show is taking the beating. He'd at least compete with Clint and Nat.
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>>82616376
That could be explained with when ever he is in his mineral state he doesn't actually age. It is pretty established that in the show, various minerals are like a different drug to him, so he could be sitting in his den being high af.
So you could have the experiments that gave him his powers be further back
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>>82616495
But he has aged. The guy looks good for 37, but he's still 37.
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>>82590724
That's not true! It's impossible!
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>>82616495

Are you retarded? He wasn't 40 when he fought Murdock, he was a young man. Now he's 40. Use your fucking brain.
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>>82616831
Look into your heart Anon, you know it to be true.
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>>82617088
N-NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOAAAUUUGHH! *face contorts*
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>>82617156
>*action*
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>>82603133
They had to fight Marvel to put Giant Man in

>“Some people are like ‘What does Ant-Man do in a big fight? Well, he can become the most powerful thing,” Markus interjected. “It will be awesome and it is a literal escalation of the fight.”

>“It’s a comic book movie!” McFeely continued. “In the grounded Winter Soldier, it’s Three Days of the Condor except in the middle there’s a talking robot that tells you HYDRA has been there the whole time. And a lot of people went, ‘That’s a little much.’ No, it’s a comic book movie! That’s okay. Same thing here, except it’s Giant-Man.’

http://io9.gizmodo.com/how-did-that-big-ant-man-reveal-end-up-in-captain-ameri-1775319171
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>>82593278
Why didn't Vision just destroy the plane?
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>>82617822
That wasn't part of HIS plan
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>>82617637

Based Russos.
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>>82604415
>Was this before MoS 2 was announced?

It was three years ago right after SDCC where they showed the teaser for GotG. Meanwhile DC was downplaying the chances of a WW movie.
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If the suit has a button that makes him shrink and a button that makes him grow, why did he have to change some settings on his wrist thingy to get huge? Couldn't he have just held the grow button down, or punched it multiple times?
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>>82590756
EVAs can run at fucking Mach one and their size changes based on the shot. Helps that they can fuck with the laws of physics when they get pissed
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>>82593823
It does help explain why Godzilla and the like are so tough. They'd have to be just to live.
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>>82621475
he has a button that alters his size and a button that returns him to normal. its different, subtle, but distinct.
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>>82601797
Buildings don't move around and aren't made of flesh and living organs. At least not that I know of
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>>82601797
They don't move and they're designed to be structurally sound at their height.
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>>82621475
It's a safety feature. The old suit's regulator only had two settings, ant size and regular, you push shrink when you're already small and nothing happens. You don't want to double tap a button by mistake and end up three stories high when you're infiltrating an ant hive. There are serious consequences if you go too big or too small, Scott disabled the safety lock so his one button push to go big would send him straight to the max size.
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>>82621536
So when he went big in the lab and passed out, Hank had to climb him and kick the now-car-sized button a couple of times and fell like 3 meters on his ass.

>>82621475This way he just alternates between normal and not-normal, so his safety button is always the same. The "alright that's enough" button.
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>>82592283
>Vision could knock him over.
I believe that was an example of Vision changing his density.
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>>82617943
4u
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>>82590438
Air Resistance. At that size it feels like water to him.
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>>82614191
>yfw Peter likes SwordArt Online and has poster in his room.
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>>82601530
I thought it suited him and sounded natural. If anything he should have went a step further and said

>Hey you guys ever see that super, extremely, unbelievably, old, ancient movie Empire Strikes Back?

Because that's how kids these days feel about anything old. Most of them wont even play older games because the "graphics" are bad.
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>>82593434
Based Rudd improv that line.
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>>82604892
Wonder Woman won't even be their second try.

>A friend of mine actually liked the movie because of how catlike she moved and how "sexy" the actress was. It's ok, he was 15 at the time.
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>>82606883
Female heroes have been in shit movies for the longest time, including WW. It's not like it will be a travesty if it happens again because if anything it's expected to be shit.
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>>82625320
When I was 15, or a litle younger, I had much more Zack-Snyder like sensibilities in what I liked in a story, and I can never shake the feeling because of this, that Zack essentially has the stunted sensibilities of what's "cool" and "mature" that a 13-15 year old has.
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>>82625512
> It's not like it will be a travesty if it happens again because if anything it's expected to be shit.

They all came out pre SJW movement. The world is different now, there will be backlash and bullshit. Look at AoU.
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>>82625603
What was the SJW bullshit that happened in AoU? I wasnt aware of anything at all significantly triggering going on.
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>>82593278
Fuck, I love the music right befor Scott hits the trigger.
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>>82591338
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>>82598020
Off topic, but that's a fuckhuge picture of James May, why does such a thing exist?
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>>82625629
>Im a monster cause I cant have babies

People misunderstanding Widow, as well as

>Widow shipped with hulk? And banner saves her? Dasmel in distress! WHY WHEDDON!!!

one is justified, one is people being really fucking dumb.
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>>82590764
>and guns holding however much ammunition is required.
in addition to making random clicking noises whenever you move it
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>>82624974
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>>82622218
>Hank had to climb him and kick the now-car-sized button a couple of times and fell like 3 meters on his ass.

DRAWFAGS
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>>82593823
Yeah, elephants, whales, and dinosaurs. Fuck those real life tropes.
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>>82613100
>>82613247
>>82613906
So why the FUCK didn't they throw in a quip about how the original meeting of Hawkeye and Iron Man had Hawkeye defeat him during the part where Tony takes the time to talk to Clint at the airport?
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>>82593278
New spidey actor is too cute. Way better than the ones we had so far.
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>>82593121
Yea, I'd want Orange Slices after that ordeal too.
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>>82625905
>Now Lang I can get into
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i kinda want to see Scott and Hope fuck in the next movie.


Hope on top, she's a dom common.
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>>82625555
>Zack essentially has the stunted sensibilities of what's "cool" and "mature" that a 13-15 year old has.
>5555
Interstella quads confirm.
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>>82614002
first thing I thought of
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>>82614349
How'd he end up in space though?
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>>82614349
>>82627074
And how come he looked old back in WWII?
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>>82598569
>I doubt there's anyone in this thread who's older than 29.

51, faggot, and I saw Star Wars in the theater. Let me tell you, that movie was a REVELATION back then.
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>>82611850
>>>82590438
>Square-Cube law?

FUCKING FINALLY. An anon with a brain.

Learn some science, you fucking idiots.
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>>82627748

If the square cube law had any bearing on Giant Man he would just die as soon as he got huge.
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>>82627641
Don't you have a game of golf to be playing?
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>>82614670

But Formicide implies that his entire reason for being is to kill ants.

That's a name for a D-list villain.

Ant-Man is a hero name. It's too stupid not to be.
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>>82617637
>McFeely
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ANTS is on track to replace Cap as my favorite part of the MCU.

He's not there yet, but he can absolutely get there.
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>>82617822
Vision was paralysed with indecision for most of the fight. He's still a naive, young addition to the world. He believes the accords are the right course of action, dictated by logic. However he hasn't signed up for hero vs hero action. These people he called allies months even days ago are now fighting and he can't decide how to react.

His literally has the power of an infinity stone at his disposal. What would you do with it? Would you risk killing the only friends you've known all your life? Do you pull your punches? Is everyone else pulling punches or are they fighting for blood? Your love interest is fighting on the opposite side to you; with less than a year of experience in the world, what do you do? Incapacitate her? Protect her? Join her? She put you ten storeys below the ground to escape confinement, was that an act of war or the act of a desperate prisoner? This isn't black and white Ultron evil-bashing, these are flesh and blood humans who are your friends.

What would you do except passively move around the battle field taking weak potshots?

To top it off, when he's forced into direct action, he one-shots Rhodey and nearly kills a man. Although the movie didn't expand upon him, Vision will be consumed with guilt for what happened to war machine. Don't look for Vision to be getting thick and nasty with action any time in the future.
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>>82629229
>Your love interest is fighting on the opposite side to you
Who, Wanda? Is this shipping goggles or something because that's not what i got from their interactions at all.
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>>82598020
maybe for an ad but they accidently posted the original photo.

he has nice skin though.
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>>82629280
Nigga they are adorable.
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>>82629422
I saw it as more of a father-daughter kind of thing. Or a girl and a well intentioned child. Vision aint got the balls to feel for anyone.
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>>82629455
I feel more like she has the father-daughter thing with Cap and Hawkeye.
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>>82629462
Why not have it with everyone? Cause it's even kind of how it is with Tony.
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>>82621475
Why didn't Rhodey just press the giant button while he was in Lang's grasp?
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>>82625826
Who doesn't want a massive picture of James May
It's my desktop background now
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>>82629160
You need to spoof one of the ocean movie posters with picmin
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>>82629537
Why didn't Scott just rip off his arc reactor and put him down gently? If I had to make something up I'd say Pym reconfigured the suit so that only someone wearing it can make the size buttons work, microchip circuits in the thumbs or something.
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>>82603826
>that sense of scale
huehuehuehuehuehue
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tfw this didn't happen ;-;
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>>82632004
I was expecting him to at least hide in Wanda's socks.
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>>82598330
>>82614191
No, Peter just doesn't like Star Wars and thus doesn't really care what the walkers are called
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>>82632004

Is that Lang?
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>>82632213
No, Eric O'Grady. The Irredeemable Ant Man.
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>>82632358
why is he irredeemable?
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>>82632749
Because he uses his powers pretty much entirely for petty personal stuff like robbery or peeping on women.
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>>82632892
so what's the problem?
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>>82625976
Throwing out whales for obvious reasons, elephants are about as big as you can get and even with super padded feet still have a ton of joint problems. As for dinosaurs there is to much speculation to make a concise explanation but the biggest, long neck species, were believed to spend a good chunk of their time in the water, plus you know they are extinct, along with giant scorpions.
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>>82592274

underrated post
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So I haven't watched the movie, but I have watched the airport fight scene thanks to the anon who posted the webms.

Did they just forget about Spiderman's spider sense? I saw him get completely blindsided by a few things.
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>>82633170
He says earlier in the movie that it overwhelms him and that he can't ''get'' what it tells him very well yet.
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>>82633170
I feel like it only detects large objects like cars, not punches or quick slaps.
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>>82625875
It would have been slightly more in character if she had already lockpicked the cell and was just waiting for backup. But that's just a small nitpick for me.

Sensitive Josh Whedons are the worst.
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>>82590613
What? So pym particles can make you super strong while keeping your size and mass?

Why the hell does he never do that then?
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>>82614349
>Implying Stan Lee isn't The Watcher.
Implying he didn't break rules by misreading "Tony Stank's" name to bring some levity to Rhodes because he's become that much attatched to Earth.

>GotG Stan Lee is another watcher.
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>>82629229
I think he was cut for most of the Airport, because Wanda and Vision dissapear for a second and are mostly seen stopping people from killing each other, as if they had some sort of accord between them.

Maybe the scene where they agree to contain damage instead of escalating the fight didn't come out right.
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>>82631544
It probably works like Spiderman's webshooters, that they can't be activated accidentally or by someone else.
>>
fun fact:
>Joe Russo played as dead doctor cameo
>Zemo's wife voiced by Ann Russo, Anthony Russo's wife
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>>82590438
>wind resistance
>longer sensory and motor neurons (longer time to send message to the brain, then back into the limb)
>he was trying not to kill anyone
>Square-cube law
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>>82633170
He felt Lang's somersault coming, he just didn't understand how or why since there was no one around him.

When he was slapped away he was probably too caught up in his little victory that he didn't see that coming.
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>>82615931

It's a shoop, he legs are not that thin, look at x-men.
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>>82633450
wait, are you telling me it's Ann Russo and Anthony Russo?
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>>82601795
I don't care if this was over a day ago. You're wrong.
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>>82633283
Because that's boring.
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>>82590438
Ask you're mom.
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>>82634301
Because it wouldn't be safe right
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>>82629280
They're together in the comics. MCU has been hinting a bit about them since AoU

>>82629229
I like this post.
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>>82627074
Incompetent Skrull.
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>>82593153
But all three answers are for the same reason. They're given to you after donating blood, during halftime of sports games, and for hangover cures all because they give you electrolytes.
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>>82590362
I heard that in Ant-Man and the Wasp, Ultron will return as the main villain of that movie. Could you imagine? Scott and Hope vs Spaderbot?
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>>82632091
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>>82632091
>that light leg hair
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>>82632091
>You will never be trapped in Scarlet Witch's socks as she goes about her day.
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>>82633170
You can see his spider senses clearly kick in when he's fighting birdman and metal arm man.

It's the moment where he says "Hey i think you lost something". It helped him dodge the first time that thing was thrown at him.
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>>82637836
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>>82637836
She takes them off in Avengers HQ, so what's the point.
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>>82638075
And leaves you there to stew.
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>>82638075
You get stuck to the foot.
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>>82638075
Looks like Vision's cuck alarms went off.
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>>82590362
Im sad Scott didn't have ants with him. Can you imagine what would happen if he release those little electric ants on Rhodey and Stark?
OHOHOHO
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>>82632999
Well they were still a real thing at one time, so not outside of the realm of possibility.
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>>82638155
A cartoony stuck to, like this?

Sometimes I hate having this fetish ;-;
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>>82625976
Here. This can do a much better job explaining why comic science is comic science.

https://www.quora.com/How-biologically-plausible-are-giant-humans
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Finally they officially release a shot off Giant Man.

Sucks it's shitty resolution
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>>82638746
Of course it is, it's a picture for ants.
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>>82604246
>>82614244
shame Robert Redford was really underused even though he was the main villian.
Michael Douglas got a pretty sweet deal as Hank Pym.
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>>82632091
God, she's perfect
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>>82629280
Are you legally blind?
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>>82639187
Yes she is.
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>>82639209
No, just not much of a shipper. I mean nothing about their interactions have looked explicitly romantic. Which might be the point if it's supposed to just be hinted at.
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>>82632004
Source? Is it any good?
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>>82629160

I actually started disliking Cap as of CW. Paul Rudd will never be unlikable though.
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>>82639450
Ant-Man got the most reactions out of my audience. Him and Spidey.
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>>82639450
Funny, i only liked Cap more and more as CW went on.
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>my dick whenever Paul Rudd was on screen
Jesus Christ, that's an attractive man.

Not to company wars but no wonder Fox and DC have to scoop up 2/10s like Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, and Olivia Munn, Marvel's casting is fucking nailing it in the husbando and waifu game.
Fox has Michael Fassbender though so they won that one.
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>>82639710
I think Spidey will be quite popular as well. He nails that awkwardly adorable thing.
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>>82639710
Can you believe he's 47 years old? Paul looks like he hasn't aged a day since he first appeared on Friends 20 years ago.
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>>82639905

Rudd a small has i like to call "Chris Hardwick" syndrome. Looks like he's in his late 20s/early 30s their entire adult life
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>>82639905
He's 47?
Fuck, I didn't know that... Didn't know he was on Friends either.

Damn... I was guessing he couldn't be older than mid-30's. The man's aging like fine wine.

>>82639859
I had my doubts about him, but no he fucking nailed his part.
Truth be told when Marvel first announced acquiring Spidey, I immediately hoped they'd bring in Donald Glover as Miles Morales because I love Glover as an actor, but damn, that kid who played Spidey had this natural authenticity to him. Glover probably wouldn't beat that.
>>
>People freak out when Wanda kills a few people in an explosion.
No mention of her willingly making the Hulk attack a city, knowing full well what he could do?
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>>82640153
Pretty sure that's what Andy Milonakis has.
I'm not joking, Google it. He has a disease that makes him look young.
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>>82593278
None of this would have happened if he threw a water truck.
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>>82640265
Pretty sure no one outside of the Avengers knew that was her so the public blamed it on the Hulk being a danger to society which is a surprise to approximately zero people.
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>>82640265
The writers thought it was cruel to make her suffer even more.
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>>82640153
Keanu definitely has that, so does Seth Green.
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>>82640510
>Keanu definitely has that.
Keanu Reeves has fucking vampirism, dude.
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>>82638075

I thought Joss Whedon wasn't doing Marvel movies anymore
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>>82641024
He isn't.
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>>82641045

Then why is she barefoot
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>>82641192
Because she's the writers' waifu.
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>>82640727
Where is he hiding the stone mask. He is looking younger than in 2008
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>>82641242
Aging backwards?
Now THAT would be Sakurai syndrome.
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>>82641335
Fucking Sakurai. Kojima's got that too.
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>>82590438

Same reason every large animal moves slowly.

Nerve impulses take a lot longer to reach their target.
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>>82641403
One day I'll be able to see Kojima's name without reflexively shouting "HIDEOOOOO KOJIMA" in my worst Japanese accent.

Today is not that day.
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>>82617637

this made me Oww IRL. It's amazing how much love they're putting on these movies.
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>>82639710
>2/10s like Henry Cavill, Amy Adams
You're fucking crazy. I like Paul Rudd too but jesus christ, anon Henry Cavill 2/10??
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>>82590738
god, I didn't know going to the movies would be this insufferable. When did it get so bad?
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>>82641759
>Yes, anon. Defend my name from that evil ne'er-do-well who called me a 2/10. Would you like to pet my bald spot?

The dude's conventionally attractive, I'll give him that. Strong jaw, built, chest hair, and trust me, dark hair and blue eyes leave panties moist, but he just ain't my taste.
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>>82639710
What would you do if Paul Rudd walked up to you while you were eating in a restaurant and stuck a finger in your spaghetti?
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>>82641824
>Finish a med school final
>Bunch of people in my class invite me to go with them to see Civil War
>Get there... people arguing about the physics of things in the trailers/speculating about references
>applauding at the end of the movie
>one jackass claps during the movie

It got bad when hollywood realized social rejects still have money.

Imagine going to a room full of redditors and 4chan anons in real life. It's never pretty.
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>>82641995
ANTS
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>>82642046
Only ONE jackass clapped?

oh boy are you lucky. I missed almost half of the dailogue because people were laughing at literally EVERY WORD SAID REGARDLESS IF IT WAS JOKE OR NOT

People laughed at "I just noticed, There's a little green in your eyes"

How is that funny?
>>
>>82641995
Ask the waiter to take my plate back because there's ANTS in my food.
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>>82642132
>>82642046
I can one up that.
During my 3rd or 4th viewing of GotG I was sitting by a middle aged lady, by herself, singing along to every fucking song.

I felt so fucking annoyed and so sad for her throughout the entire movie.
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>>82642272
>watching a movie 3 or 4 times in a theater
you're no better man.
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>>82642317
I thought I was the only one to see SF
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>>82642046
>>82642132
>>82642272
>Cross Bones appears on screen
>hear fuckwits in the audience talking to each other
>"Punisher?"
>"Punisher's in this?"
>"Is that Punisher?"
>"I thought Punisher was a good guy?"
>"Wait did Punisher actually die?"
>mfw
This is why I hate seeing movies with a big crowd.
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>>82642132
>>82642046
>>82642272
>watching Civil War
>random thug dude comes into movie and sits next to me
>mumbles throughout the movie.
>"hmmmspidermanughh"
>"hahhhhecoool"
>go to use the bathroom
>he follows me and uses the stall next to me
>sit back down and he comes in a few minutes after me
>keeps nudging me during film accidentally
>end-credits scene with aunt may
>looks at me dead in the eyes
>"fucking hell she's hot."
>mfw
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>>82642317
Almost every viewing was with a different group of friends or the Mrs. and I or family members or something.
Saw it twice by myself because I had fuck all to do that day and it's a damned good movie.

Not really seeing the problem here.
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>>82642341
I loved SF and I'll never forget it.

>>82642394
>correct them
>who cares anon haha, it's just a movie hahaha

>>82642417
That sucks but that's also fucking hilarious

I actually bet my gf that people were going to applaud throughout the movie and it was the saddest bet I ever won.
>>
>>82642132
>>82642272
>>82642394
>>82642417

>The year is 22XX
>Artificial intelligence is widespread and cheap
>Humans are able to pursue personal hobbies or explore and better themselves on their own time, supported by the AI and robotic workforce.

>Mass media is completely CGI, but impossible to distinguish from real life.
>AI work to create artistically beautiful and entertaining films and works, each year improving upon themselves

>Movies are sent directly to homes, and you can even purchase personal AI who will make films for you to your specifications.

Fun fact: A large reason that movie theaters are so popular has to do with the fact that theaters had air conditioning (when it was still a new tech).

For about a decade now, while ticket revenue has gone up... the number of ticket sold is going down in the US
>>
>>82642670
Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy going to the movies. My theater has the seats the recline.
>>
"I've got something big, but i can't hold it for that long!"


..Hmmmmm
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>>82642607
>correct strangers because they misunderstood a part of a movie
Yea, nah I'm good.

Though something like that happened when I saw GotG for the first time.
>get to the post credits scene
>Howard the Duck appears in all his glory
>hear a lot of "Huh?" and "Who's that?" from the audience
>think, fuck it and yell "ITS HOWARD THE DUCK!"
>crowd, almost in unison, say "OOOOOOHHHHHH"
>mfw
Friends laughed, girlfriend was embarrassed, but I had fun so it all worked out.
>>
>>82642724
>Doesn't have a reclining chair at his house

Just get a home theater set up. If you torrent your stuff... well, it depends on what your lifestyle is, but if you watch 4 or more movies a year and have kinds/spouse/date that you are also paying for... after a few years it pays for itself as long as you don't go nuts.
>>
>>82642788
Oh, obviously I'm just referring to a moderate DIY set up.

Some idiots spend tens of thousands of dollars on it, fuck that.
>>
>>82642670
There's something you can't get at home that you can only get in theaters, some movies are just better on a giant screen with the sound blasted directly into your skull.
Like Mad Max, it was fucking made for theaters.

>>82642724
How is that?
I've always wanted to try one of those but... It's weird to explain, I have money, but I'm just uncomfortable with any kind of unnecessary luxury, y'know?
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>>82590438
Well that's what it looks like to flys when we move, which as well as having near 360 degree vision is why they are hard as fuck to swat

I'd imagine it's the same sort of principle as that
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>>82642890
they're fucking nice. take a buddy, eat a meal and drink a brew while watching a movie.
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>>82624974
RUDD THE BUDD
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>>82642937
Might do that in a few weeks when the crowds die down a bit.
The Mrs. has been wanting to go to one by our apartment.

Thanks, anon.
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>>82639450
I love Paul Rudd, but he sticks out so much in the MCU. It really is like they just lifted the actual Paul Rudd from the multiverse and put him in a super suit.
>>
>>82593278
>Be Warmachine
>literally be armed with guns
>use a bat.
>>
>>82643339
He's not trying to kill Cap. Same reason he shot at the truck Bugman was about to smack him with instead of Bugman.
>>
>>82639271
>"I want the whole world to look at you as I see you."
>Making her dinner
>Not romantic
>>
>>82633283
Because that's hard to do
>>
>>82643553
>"I want the whole world to look at you as I see you
Yeah as someone nice and not constantly killing people

And he made it to help her feel better because the whole world hates her and he was about to tell her she's under house arrest. Not explicitly romantic for sure.
>>
>>82642417
>>82642132
>>82642046
>>82642272

Reminds me of when I saw BvS. Not only was the movie a huge disappointment, but I sat next to this idiot who laughed at everything, especially during the final fight with Doomsday. I sat through hour long justice league trailer just for that, and the idiot laughs whenever a punch is landed like its the funniest thing ever. So I just lose it and tell him to shut the hell up. He does, and at the end of the movie, he tried to pick a fight with me in front of his girl.
>>
>>82640265
>No mention of her willingly making the Hulk attack a city, knowing full well what he could do?

The writers have simply ignored a lot of what happened in Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Especially with Wanda. They never mention the mind-control powers, the spending the first half of the movie working for HYDRA and Ultron.

They don't even mention her brother or her being from Sokovia. If you haven't seen AoU she's basically just a mutie who happens to be with the Avengers.

In short it's a case of the new writers looking at what the old writer did and saying "we'll use this and ignore that."
>>
>>82593278
Where's the Bluth Stair Car easter egg?
>>
>>82642046
>>82641824
TFA had the worst audience I've been at in a long time. People clapped, cheered, and yelled throughout the whole movie, and I could barely hear it. The title came on, and people jumped. They totally chewed up Rey's shit.
>>
>>82644263
18 seconds into 3rd video
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>>82644548
>There's our ride
>>
>a hero called ant-man doesn't control a single ant the entire movie
0/10
>>
>>82645898
He doesn't speak German.
>>
>>82590530
This desu
>>
>>82590362
You ever wonder why bugs can get away so fast when you try to squash them? Because the bigger something is, the slower it appears to move. You could be moving pretty fast, but as far a fly is concerned, you're moving in slow motion. The same is true for a giant. They could be moving fast, but because of your relative size, they will appear to be slow.
>>
>>82646410
Best antswer.
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>>82591697

He knew why were called AT-ATs. The "walker" thing was so that he made sure his teammates knew what he was talking about. I mean if I went up to my dad and asked him if remembered TESB, he'd say sure. But if I asked him what he thought of the AT-ATs he'd probably ask "Who were the AT-ATs?"
>>
I'm probably going to be shit on for this, but Ant-Man is favorite Avenger, as far as the Marvel movies are concerned.
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>>82649556
>probably gonna get shit on for this
Why?
Everyone has their own opinions and as far as you're goes is pretty good.
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>>82649620
Well, we're on /co/, so, ya know.
>>
>>82649556
That's a solid choice. Honestly i'm surprised how quick people were to embrace him. Like in a general public sense i thought Antman was going to get a lot of flack because his powers are just so unmarketable compared to the others.
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>>82649936
The general public thought that until his movie. The amount of normies who did a 180 on their opinion of Ant-Man due to that movie is staggering.
>>
>>82615303

and he died like a bitch.
>>
>>82593278
Is the whole movie like this? or just this scene?
>>
>>82649556
>Ant-Man
>not Melanin-enriched Panther
C'mon, man, it's 2016, you can't like white superheroes anymore, it's very problematic
>>
>>82651593
Like what? The airport scene is more lighthearted than most of the movie since no one is trying to kill each other, also has way more quips.
>>
>>82646410
Took me a moment but holy shit
>>
>>82611378
Refreshed me, have woolz and liam done a new metal slug play yet?
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>>82638312
Muh dick.
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