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Mom day, post Mom.
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baby mom
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dawww
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>>82589181
Why are these babies born with glasses. this makes no sense
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>>82589091
Alien mom
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Did liveblogger die?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hai8r6SGKV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wzo4G3iwD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV-GpkaMADg
Best songs.
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>>82589202
It's genetics
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>>82589197
>dave staring intensely at Jade
CONFIRMED
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>>82589383
>Its a John/Roxy/Terezi threesome commission
>Terezi has a tentabulge
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>>82589346
Yes.
The trolls killed them.
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>>82589346
They were literally in the last thread
Closing in Cascade
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>>82589091
>>82589236
The proper way for us to celebrate today is for someone gracious to draw us some Mom/Dolorosa smut.
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>>82589383
best mom
somebody has the SBaHJ version?
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>>82589488
nahh they were closing in on doc scratch's bit, thats still a long way from cascade
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>>82589533
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>Its a John/Roxy/Terezi threesome commission
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cat mom
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>>82589091
Do you think Roxy will make any cats in the new universe? I'd have thought she'd make them the dominant species of the planet within a few days of being there.
>>82589419
Hey I think it's hot too. Maybe you're just behind the times grandpa.
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>>82589383
Will Jade be a good mom? We never really got to see grandma in action.
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>>82589419
>>82589578
Tentabulges are in poor taste and it's hard to imagine a person from HSG who likes that shit but the rest of the comic is looking damn fine and I appreciate someone paying Angel to draw it.
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>>82589614
>Tentabulges are in poor taste
When the fuck did this drastic change of opinion come over hsg?
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>>82589614
I like hentai fetish genitals. Tentabulges, cloacas, ovipositors, etc. They're all great.
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>>82589609
She'll be a better mom than Rose.
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>>82589609
+Her son survived without her when she died
+Her son didn't do anything *completely* fucked up with the body
-Became the target of an alien empress she knew about
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>>82589656
>hsg
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>>82589732
Rose would get into a passive-aggressive war with her child long before birth.
Can you imagine how she'd take morning sickness, kicking and contractions?
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>>82589732
anybody would. Rose is a terrible person
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>>82589784
Clearly it was fortuitous destiny that she became a lesbian.
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Which kid has the most broken power?
Picture very much related
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>>82589609
She's enthusiastic and likes puppies.
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>>82589656
When has HSG ever approved of the lazy, boring, unoriginal genitals of Tumblr? They are literally just sea slugs.
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>>82589881
"Who has the best powers" USED to be a good topic of discussion until John fucked everything up.
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>>82589951
Fucking sea slugs sounds like something HSG would do.
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>>82589881
jake is canonically the most broken. no one even knows what he really does, but fact is he's op and that's all that can be said
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>>82589609
Jade would be a supreme helicopter parent, because she's so paranoid her kid will be left as alone and unloved as she was.
Meanwhile Dave spoils them rotten and between the two of them the kid ends up pretty fucked.
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Reminder that Gamzee has touched Terezi's bare feet at one point.
Therefore she is officially a slut.
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Truly the superior Roxy.
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Why does everyone like Roxy so much?
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>>82589951
Let's solve this shit:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165109
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>>82589952
>john gets the best powers
.doesn othing with them
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>>82590189
She's very nice
She's a huge nerd
She'slonely and vulnerable
She's entertaining like a Dave that doesn't give a fuck about saying embarrassing shit
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>>82590189
because she has slutty feet
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>>82590096
>kid
>singular
nigga jades half dog, shes gonna shit out at bare minimum 4
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>>82590189
She's my wife.
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I find it hilarious that the pig stopped posting once the ending was out.
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>>82590189
She's the most waifubait of the female characters
Nerdy but outgoing with a generic 'nice' personality when she's sober and a vulnerable, lonely side that makes you want to comfort her
Literally designed to be the internet's favorite waifu
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>>82590189
so roxy is the mother...?
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>>82590284
She'd be skinned alive.
>4chan is le horrible place but I can't stop hanging out with you terrible people, like myself
what a cunt
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>>82589569
The one without pants kills me everytime
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>>82590189
She tried so hard
And got so farBut in the end it doesn't even matter
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>>82590284
almost instantly too, it was amazing
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>>82590257
All Jade got were the dog ears. At most she'll get two.
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>>82590361
she'd be all over you if you were funny.
If she can tolerate a version of john, icp and guy fieri, she can probably tolerate you.
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>>82590257
She'll get twins at best, it runs in the family anyway
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>>82590389
I feel like one would need to be as smooth as DD to pull off being an augmented human under her regime. Not get in her way, but make shit happen. Light her up a smoke, that kind of thing.
Actually, any drawfags on? I kinda want to see a smoking HIC, lit up by DD?
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>>82590447
We're not THAT far from artificial wombs. The being raised by monsters bit is problematic. Still, since humans didn't get wiped out in one generation, presumably there was some kind of breeding going on.I just want to be the Scientist Supreme of HIC's regime, is that so much to ask for? Hell, I would HELP her experiment.
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>>82590577
>I would help her experiment
You'd be the guinea pig, anon
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>>82589656
hsg never liked tentabulges, we were more into cockanaya and twin dicks sollux
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What was Condy even doing raising the grandparent kids in B1 and B2? Like, why? What did she get out of it? Let's assume she isn't a child molester, how does this advance her master plan?
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A lot of people are upset that Roxy got the kill against HIC, but I think it's fair. She used actual Sburb powers to win most of that fight
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>>82590888
playing human mom is part of how she gets her sick kicks
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>>82590888
she was just dealing with the side-effects of marrying sassacre for his amazing fish puns
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>>82590888
>Let's assume she isn't a child molester
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>>82590863
I'm into weird alien vaginas, but that's a lot rarer than the stuff you mentioned.
>>82590888
She waned Nanna/Jane to be her heiress to continue the Alternian Empire after her deal with Lord English ended. No idea why she raised Grandpa/Jake
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>>82590048
Not really. Hope might be stronger than first guardian powers and clockwork majykks but it's not exactly versatile outside of a fight.
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>>82590977
It can bring imaginary friends into reality.
Imagine if Jake learned how to harness that.
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>>82590944
Sorry that was unclear; I'm not talking about any of the kids who played SBurb, just the grandparent kids in each universe - Jane+Jake in B1 and John+Jade in B2.
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>>82591061
It's not that hard to imagine, it's basically what butters did in the imaginationland trilogy on south park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hTWAaj1NBg
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>>82590888
She was under orders, since they were necessary to English's creation they had to survive and make it into the game.
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Yo, I fixed the thing I made in the last thread
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listened to Black again for the first time in forever and i feel five years younger
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>>82591157
Are you saying the edit was planned?
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>>82590351
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
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>>82591157
what the fuck
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>>82591157
Does this mean he wrote in the additional epilogue bit in advance and not in response to the backlash?
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>>82591209
>>82591325
Seems likely.
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>>82591157
Huss an autist confirmed
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>>82591157
Okay. So. How likely is is that this was accidental?
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>>82591370
This makes me feel like he knew the end would be disappointing and cause everyone to be pissed, and that increases the changes that this really was a ruse. It never ends.
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>>82591157
God damn
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>>82591325
Maybe the last paragraph was supposed to be there from the beginning, and he forgot and added it in later. If you remove "Edit:", you can count "[S]" as a word and still reach 413.
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>>82591416
This is Huss Bus Big Lips Mcgee were talking about
0%
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cat mom
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>>82591157
How is this meaningful? Other than Hussie having a mental disorder.
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>>82591524
because it means the epilogue announcement wasn't made in response to fan backlash
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>>82591579
What does that change?
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>>82591524
Is Hussie that autistic that he'd make the 4/13 update 413 words long?
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>>82591602
He knew the response was going to be negative. >>82591420
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>>82591157
what the fuck
SO
HUSSIE
ISN'T
A
HACK?
HAS HE PLAYED US FOR A FOOL
-AGAIN-
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Grub Mom
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>>82590427
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>>82591692
no no no
he's still a hack
he's just also a troll
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>>82591714
my god
with horns and everything?
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>>82591157
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Cat close relative which is perhaps analogous to a sister on the genetic level? I guess? Anyway she's kind of acting like a mom.
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>>82591763
were the beforus trolls genetic mixtures or clones from themselves?
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oh cool were at that point in the fandom where in complete denial of a disappointing ending we start combing through the code to find vague correlations that we mispercieve as confirmation of a TRUE ending
i think we need to beat Hiveswap and have everyone in multiplayer disarm their nukes
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>>82591712
canon
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>>82591750
u know it brah
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>>82591817
>were at that point in the fandom where in complete denial of a disappointing ending we start combing through the code to find vague correlations that we mispercieve as confirmation of a TRUE ending
we've been at that point several times already
it's a cycle
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>>82591750
>Andrew Hussie
>Six letters each in his first and last name
YOU'D BEST BELIEVE
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>>82591824
it wasn't gray paint that was washing off
IT WAS PEOPLE PAINT
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>>82591325
>>82591370
>>82591579
Why is it impossible for Hussie to have just seen that he was close to 413 words and decided to word himself in a way that would make it fit?
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>>82591910
That seems unlikely if he added the epilogue announcement separately.
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>>82591910
because of the highlighted text that is BEFORE the edit
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>>82591863
>Andrew Hussie
>6
>6
But we don't know Andrew Hussie's middle name - if he even HAS a middle name
UNLESS
>Andrew
>VRISKA
>Hussie
Oh- oh god
>6
>6
>6
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>>82591157
Yeah, this is all a ruse by Hussie. Kojima will release the rest soon, right?
Right?
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>>82590148
What a slut.....please marry me
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>>82591910
If it were anybody else I'd be 100% sure that's what happened.
But Hussie is a madman, and Homestuck is not a normal story. Like, hell, with all the Peter Pan references, maybe we all just need to clap our hands and wish the story back into existence?
WAKE UP HUSSIE WE STILL BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>82591992
truly we are...
constricted residents
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I like how the fact that Condy hated English was a point completely dropped
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>>82591964
So he changed his mind? If anything the fact that he wrote that makes it seem even more like the edit wasn't planned, but that shouldn't stop Hussie from getting off his numerology boner.
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>>82592036
entrapped in an abode
from hell
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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't think hussie isn't curled in the fetal position in his bedroom after having a nervous breakdown following act 7
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HUSSIE IS ALIVE
HE
IS
ALIVE
HE IS HAND DRAWING AND WRITING ACT 8
PREPARE FOR A "PSYCHE"
SCREENCAP THIS SHEEPLE
HUSSIE LIVES
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>>82592115
Wrong
Hussie does not care
GIVE UP
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guys Hussie is in my room right now and he says you're wrong about the newspost, you're supposed to count the [S] and it's actually 414 words to symbolize incrementing beyond homestuck to the next great thing
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>>82592179
I read that as
>guys Hussie is my mom right now
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>>82592305
well that too
he forced his way into my house, yelling "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!" then opened the kitchen cabinet and knocked all of the baking ingredients onto the floor
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>>82591982
It's Francis, I think. It was his dad's middle name at least.
On a related note, Googling "Andrew Francis Hussie" led me to an ebook with a section about his dad, with these little tidbits:
>Hussie works at one speed, slow.
>He detested editors. His favorite times at The Trentonian are when the editor position is vacant. That means, nobody will be there to pressure him, ride him and put his life through misery with standards. He goes in, smoothly does his job and hits the bar at 12:45 a.m.
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Reminder the True End will be released on 6/12
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>>82592515
like father like son
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did hussie ever draw a nipple in the comic
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>>82592601
Yeah, there's a secret Jade and Jane bathhouse scene in act 6 if you input the right code.
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>>82592601
he showed one on one of droog's dirty pics
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>>82592601
I don't think so, but if he did it was probably drawn on either Rufioh, himself, LE, Equius, or Arquius.
>>82592646
That one wasn't drawn.
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>>82592030
>WAKE UP HUSSIE WE STILL BELIEVE IN YOU
cringe
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>>82592691
He definitely drew them on Aurthour.
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>>82591712
wanted to fill the white spaces
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>>82592601
Whose nipples should he draw though
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>>82592416
>then opened the kitchen cabinet and knocked all of the baking ingredients onto the floor
It's Betty Crocker time, bitch.
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>>82592717
Oh shit I forgot all about Arthur.
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>>82591982
>>82592515
His middle name is Fauntleroy, actually. We only had the middle initial for a while.
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remember when Hussie gave Mindfang tits and the fanbase collectively shit its pants
then later he gave Vriska huge tits and the fanbase collectively shit its pants again
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>>82592775
NIPPLE
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>>82592801
>Bug aliens
I never appreciated this, and Hussie didn't either. They are nothing more than gray humans with horns that happen to metamorphose from bug aliens.
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>>82592889
How many mankeys did your metapods evolve into motherfucker?
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>>82592889
more like they were initially bug aliens but andrew pussied out of having alien aliens
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>>82592889
And that's how they should be kept.
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>>82592937
didn't the really early troll dialogue just use normal human words for things?
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>>82592946
i wish my girlfriend was a vampire
and also had a penis
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>>82592946
go on
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>>82592946
of all the characters to make a doujin for
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>>82593000
The correct hot mom and the correct shota?
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>>82592946
Link the source, it's a good mother's day fap
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>>82592946
Sauce me up, famio.
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>>82593000
I can't believe it took us until Homestuck was nearly over to start getting some fucking comics
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>no protagonist died in collide or act 7, not even the more expandable ones like meenah, the sprites or tavros
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How do you guys feel about Bendy Kanaya?
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>>82591420
a
..........DISTACTION PERHAPS???
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>>82593139
>main characters need to die in order for a story to be good
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>>82593139
Zach Snyder, is that you?
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>>82593053
Oh hey another mother's day appropriate comic.
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>>82593199
good?
How about not "fucking boring to watch"
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>>82593224
best ship, best mom
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>>82593199
no but it felt way too convenient
those midbosses were nerfed hard
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>>82593139
>not only did no one die, but calliope was revived
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>>82593262
>midbosses
>literally in the last twenty pages of the comic
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>>82593139
Lots of people died in Collide. Dirk alone died three times.
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>>82593284
don't even get me started on homestuck's structural and pacing issues
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>>82593199
>tavros, meenah, davepeta, aradia get plot armor in the face of English
>English goes from blowing up bubbles without effort to being a beat-em-up boss
>Jack English was previously able to kill with a single laser blast
>dirk and dave survive one
collide was basically the same thing as the early john vs imp flashes
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Today's the first Mom's Day that my mom has without her own mom. Feels sad, man.
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>>82593256
indeed
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>>82589091
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>>82593053
>>82593224
Got any links to this?
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>>82593413
Did you at least get to say goodbye?
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>>82593405
>wanting minutes of collide dedicated to the deaths of tavros and the sprites
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>>82593476
>wanting the strongest characters within the homestuck universe to job to a bunch of kids who haven't even finished their respective games
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>>82593461
I do
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>>82593527
>wanting another 4 years of this comic including more power level shit
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>>82593246
Shit ship.
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>>82593181
I love everything except for the nose
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>>82593461
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/22201840/Docs/longdistancerelationship.pdf
here, sweet summer child
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>>82593576
thanks for the virus asshole
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>>82593544
>implying I want 4 MORE years, when it's the last 4 years of the comic which should have focused on writing a proper-fucking-ending
act 6 is time and effort wasted
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>>82593447
S-source?
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>>82593576
virus
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>>82593586
power level shit is stupid and so are you
go watch dbz
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>>82593585
>>82593601
A virus you say?
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>>82593666
DELETE THIS FUCK
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>>82593624
fuck off retard.
If it doesn't matter how strong characters are in the end. Don't introduce them as "MUSCLE-BOUND GANGSTER ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH KILLABLE BY A SERIES OF GLITCH EXPLOITATIONS" and "THE EMPRESS OF TROLLKIND, THE HIGHEST BLOOD CASTE, MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD, HAVING INFUSED HERSELF THROUGH GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION ALL THE PSYCHIC POWERS KNOWN TO TROLLS"
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>>82593447
sauce?
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>>82593529
Jade and Dave waking the kids up with their "shenanigans"
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>>82593638
No, no it isn't.
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>>82593715
>favorite tripfag
Does not compute
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>>82593752
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>>82593826
>this pairing
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>>82593773
Hopefully LE killed all of them.
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>>82593715
I will never, ever forget Captain Eridan's samefagging slipup. Other than that, they were all pretty funny. I also miss late-night Oregon Trail with Feferi and Froggy.
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Let's solve this shit lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165818
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165818
pic related: the best choice
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this page looks a little different than i remember
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>>82593856
just change rose's hairstyle to be pretty much roxy and boom, its canon
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>>82593893
its still very rose-y
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>>82593882
>2 janes
>no jade, obvious option
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT
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>>82593889
Gross.
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>>82593917
shit senpai will fix immediatly
just imagine bottom jane is supposed to be jade k
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>>82593882
john is best girl
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>>82593882
>jane twice
>no option for Jade
Fuck you
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>>82593882
is there any doubt
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>>82593882
I remember having a sticky note with a strawpoll on my laptop for like a month last semester that I would drop into every /hst/ thread with a poll on who the best adult woman in Homestuck was. Snowman and Condy were tied victors when I finally quit, iirc.
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>>82593882
this shit is already solved pal
roxy is factually the best girl and will always be proven to be so no matter how you try and measure it
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>>82593856
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>>82593992
it would honestly be more fun to have polls about the second best girl
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>>82593882
>no Condy
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>>82593882
>overwhelming Roxy
Good taste, lads. Chill personality, cool, fun typing quirk, funny, and had great character development.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10165861
fixed poll
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>>82593969
This is an entirely new level of fucking horrible.
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>>82594044
Who the fuck was mierfa again?
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>>82593963
Fuck off Roxy is leagues better
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>>82594053
sports
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>>82593962
>and who knows what this merge has done with my
With her what?
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>>82594032
off yourself condy sucks ass
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>>82594053
fantroll
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>>82594044
literally MIERFA and no condesce what the fuck are you DOING
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>>82593576
Thanks friendo
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>>82594070
you first autist
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>>82594077
condy sucks ass consider the noose faggot
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>>82594032NO MORE HUGS WILL
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>>82594061
riight ;)
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>John didn't end up with Liv Tyler
What the fuck, Hussie?
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>>82594077
meenah is right there what are you talking about
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>>82594093
>not including condy but including shit like nepeta and rose
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>>82594094
YOU OWE ME
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>>82594083
Go wipe your hard drive, this is shit.
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>>82594093
if only the condesce did suck ass
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>>82594137
Fesh pince alchemized with SBaHJ when?
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>>82594069
Her heaving fertile uterus
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>>82594093
At least she no cheap ass ho like sheepcunt here
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It's hard to find mom stuff of non-mom characters so far. All the fankid stuff focuses on the male characters.
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>>82594210
Look at you talking like being economical is a downside.
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So for nostalgia's sake, I went and opened up my little box of pins and stickers I got from the Kickstarter way back when.
One of the things you got was a random pair of embroidered patches, which were supposed to be your designated OTP.
Turns out I got Scorpio and Pisces. At the time, that must have seemed like a crack ship. If only I had listened.
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>>82594265
>that nepeta
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>>82594265
Why is Nepeta the only one DEAD?
Is this one of those people who are really into a character like Karkat that they hate anybody else who shows romantic attraction to that character?
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>>82593917
>>82593962
>implying switching up two of the least developed and irrelevant characters have an impact somehow.
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>>82594265
what's with this self insert trash
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>>82594265
>someone making a group shot and NOT having any conspicuous shippy positioning
First time ever?
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>>82594295
Economical is a funny word for a ho
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>>82594295
at half the price you can get two for one
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>>82594341
Jade had SOME development. Little, but some. Jane is zero. Null
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>>82594368
Disgusting.
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>>82594373
All ready to the take the morning bundle of donkey dicks in tha chocolate highway. Don't miss out!
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>>82594380
really?
Let me get my magnifier out for that.
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>>82594360
Is that Jake or a fankid?
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>>82594380
Yes she did, it just got erased by a retcon. Becoming the evil entitled witch she was raised to become is a more interesting development than anything Jade ever got.
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>>82594227
I hope we get to see the characters as parents in the epilogue. It'd be cute
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Remember when Mom/Bro was a thing?
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>>82594462
Jake with Grandma
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>>82594360
Thanks doc.
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>>82594429
Out of character as fuck, Karkat would never kiss Nepeta nor would he not be flipping his shit if he did.
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>>82594462
jake
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>>82594487
Nah, he spends most of his time in the /sug/ threads now.
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>>82594146
I bet she'd be a champ at it, her tongue must be really long
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>>82594473
That sounds like work. Like someone writing their characters cares what happens with them anymore. Does that sound like Hussie would be interested?
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>>82594429
Wow katnep anon great moves. Keep it up, proud of you.
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>>82594560
He still jumps on people for it though. Feels good.
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>>82594589
land of hills and prices
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>>82594589
Land of Weather and Depression
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>>82594589
Land of Corn and Construction
The entire planet is rolling fields of corn intersected by roads which are perpetually being worked on by the consorts.
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>>82594589
Land of Houses and Roads, like everyone else.
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>>82594589
Land of Fields and Emptyness
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>>82594589
land of fried chicken and tower blocks
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>>82594589
Land Of Hills And Hispanics
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>>82594589
land of screens and cold
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>>82594589
Land of Cows and Snow
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>>82594558
Worst ship.
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>>82594589
Land of Cathedrals and Rhythm
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>>82594589
Land of Meth and Crack
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>>82594565
Then Hussie better put the fucking work in.
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>>82594589
Land of Arches and Rivers
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>>82594589
Land of Walls and Greatness
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>>82594702
I'm glad Gamzee killed Nepeta so this never happened.
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>>82594565
Ship-result children are the one thing Hussie can and should be able to get away with outsourcing. Homestuck artists are BORN for this task.
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>>82594651
woah son that's a fuckin eyesore
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>>82594776
Nah, he himself should do it. he's better at recognizable character design than any of them
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>>82594589
land of dirt and firearms
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>>82594776
theres acceptable fanservice and thats not it
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>>82594739
Maybe posting fanart of Gamzee with Nepeta could cancel him out.
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I used to think Porrim looked great but now I realize the truth, which is that cute > sexy and Porrim looks like a nasty slut
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>>82594798
>>82594803
Well he wouldn't give enough of a fuck to do it himself; fan-drawn kids are the only alternative to no kids at all.
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>>82594859
Sexy is better.
Only gross trannies want to look cute over sexy
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>>82594818
That would just clog the thread even more.
>>82594848
I'm glad John didn't use his retcon powers to bring Nepeta back to life so this couldn't happen.
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>>82594386
thanks anon
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>>82594873
why the fuck would you want to see kids
are we supposed to tear up when we find out john and roxy called their children kakt and vrsk
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>>82594897
But hons, the grossest trannies, are infamous for dressing how they think a sexy woman dresses and looking terrible as a result. Cute trannies are far superior.
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>>82594859
What about that rare combination of cute and sexy that doesn't look like pedobait?
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>>82594918
She really is autistic, isn't she?
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>>82594787
I like it. You can never have too many Aradias
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Homestuck is deceptive, cause while it seems like one massive story it's actually just a fuckton of short stories that never get any adequate resolution
You could even argue that the there's three thirds of Homestuck, the first with John as the Protag, the second with Vriska, and the third with Roxy
Incidentally, those are the only characters who get relatively complete character arcs, with Vriska being a baffling example of a character developing, and then the story going out of its way to undo the develop
I won't get into Caliborn because I'm convinced Caliborn is the result of Hussie having Adderall delusions
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So why did Hussie decide to make everyone in the Alpha universe attracted to Jake? Why did he even include relationship drama in the first place?
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>>82595017
are you missing dave somehow?
homestuck is pretty clearly divided into 4 parts anyway
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>>82595024
>nepeta's child is a clone of nepeta
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>>82595045
An easy way to have both Homosexual Pandering and Relationshit drama
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>>82595017
did john even have a character arc also what the fuck google how are these street signs
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>>82594904
If you ever get a girlfriend, be sure to do that with her. It feels great and will turn her crotch to Niagara Falls
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>>82595017
If Hussie was abusing adderall then why was his update schedule so slow during act 6?
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>>82595045
jake is both the most hot character and the most brokenly op character. we as the audience dont get to see why either of those things are true, they just are and we have to accept it.
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>>82594859
Only characters that can be put on the left side of this chart are at all waifuable.
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>>82594979
Only mtfs call people hons in that fashion. Caught you, slut.
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>>82595100
Crash and burn
Also busy making his """game"""
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Post Rose-mum lewd plz
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>>82595089
I think we are being deceived.
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Karkat's tragic transformation to a Page in Act 6
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>>82595078
Google really needs to fix its shit.
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>>82595130
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>>82595127
>mtf on 4chan
>getting laid ever:( senpai
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>>82594979
Hons dress poorly, but it's because they're dowdy while trying to look dainty. "Cute" Hons wear really faggy things like sun dresses, graphic tees, and long stockings.
Pretty trannies like Carmen Carrerra actually dress like women
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>>82595109
What, you don't find pure autism to be charming? What kind of Homestuck reader would think that?
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>>82594968
You mean they called their daughter Rose
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Jake will have his shit together by the time he's 30 and had a good few capers under his belt.
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>>82595165
go back to your erp threads
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>>82595078
>>82595156
Still better than "click every occurance of X, whereupon the image will randomly be replaced with more of X and you have to keep clicking until the RNG likes you". Those should only ever be refreshed, never solve that garbage for them.
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>>82595149
nah
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Jake's HOPU is OP in theory
In practice it just let him beat up the Felt, a bunch of baddies we saw some smuck with a gun deal with in an intermission
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>>82595045
Roxy and Jane liked him because he was earnest and nice to them while still being rugged and masculine (before his self-esteem got destroyed)
Dirk liked him because he's gay and the only other males Dirk had talked to in his entire life at that point were Jake and Caliborn
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>>82595133
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>>82595149
Wasn't that one with John and not Dave?
Or was that a different fic with the same premise?
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>>82595105
always my favorite pregnant jade image, dunno why
she just looks happy
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>>82595256
THICKER
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>>82595232
Jake's powers don't amount to anything because of Jake as a person - his imagination is not good enough. In fact even the unbeatable hopesphere only achieves results in the comic because two retarded opponents were just dead-set on trying to overpower it for no real reason - they can just wait it out at a safe distance.
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JUST
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>>82595017
By the time Roxy took over, Vriska wasn't any more of a main character than Karkat. You're just saying that because she got the killshot on English.
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>>82595232
he fucks up clockwork majyyks caliborn with it later somehow. thats unironically a pretty big fucking deal even if we only see it in claymation
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>>82595287
I think you're thinking of the John/Vriska happily married strapon one
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So WHY exactly do the kids end up teleporting to the masterpiece? They have no reason to go there since they won the game.
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>>82595338
Karkat is too pathetic to be a protag
As much as I HATE Vriska - and lordly lord do I HATE her - she actually drives the plot. Karkat just watches his friends kill each other and yells angry at John
Oddly enough I think he has the most dialog in the comic but it doesn't amount to much
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>>82595302
She is happy. She's got a Dave that loves her, a close circle of friends who won't abandon her, and cute dog-eared babies on the way. If she was a cat she'd be purring up a storm.
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Caliborn is better at art than me
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>>82595397
Stable time loop.
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>>82595397
They are dumb.
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>>82595401
In most stories villains are proactive and heroes are reactive. Vriska doing a ton of shit doesn't really paint her has a protagonist so much as an antagonist. Believe me, I'm the biggest vriskafag there is, but she's an anti-hero at best.
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>>82595401
Agreed. Karkat is only good to be the scapegoat and getting all the anti-luck shoved down through his throat.
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>>82595482
You can be an anti-hero and a protagonist, to be fair.
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When did you realize the Hussie x Vriska gag wasn't a gag but in fact reality, that this man, this """"artist"""" had truly fallen in love with his own shitty creation?
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>>82595397
We can only speculate why. "Stable time loop" doesn't really apply since none of them know about the loop and retcon powers are supposed to be a "get out of jail free" card for that anyway.
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>>82595426
Doesn't John's retcon magic make it so that they don't have to follow any loops?
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what if
what if all the characters DON'T develop porn star bodies sometime during their teenage years and end up with the faults most normal people do as they age or happen to be unfortunately unattractive
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>>82595537
... Oh. Yeah. I keep forgetting how those work. I got nothing. Sorry, Anon. My bad.
>>82595552
Where's the fun in that?
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>you will never get to brand genderswapped tavros with your mark
>>82595552
fuck off with that
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>>82595552
God tier gives everyone a porn star body
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>>82595552
Can they even age? Aren't they stuck in teen god tier bodies?
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>>82595537
John's too much of a pussy to change anything important unless Terezi tells him to
He's afraid of changing things TOO much
Presumably that's why he goes back to participate in the creation of Lord English
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>>82595552
Get out.
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>>82595552
Yeah man I'm sure literal gods are gonna pick ugly bodies, let's have Roxy turn out to be an ugly fucking transwoman of color while we're at it
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>>82595588
Rose grew boobs.
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>>82595170
honestly i find it totally hilarious. i think jake being super-strong and super-hot but neither of those things coming across to the audience is a fucking great joke. same for the whole thing about never talking to dirk once. its just really funny to me from a storytelling standpoint and it totally wouldnt be worth ruining any of this stuff for a cheap emotional wrap-up
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>>82595616
they don't get to pick their bodies
they're minor gods, not omnipotent gods
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post porn star bodies
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>>82589365
>not posting the kinetic typography version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT_IKuy8ukc
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>>82595654
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>>82595552
SBURB picks out the best people for it, and it rates attractiveness too
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>>82595625
>same for the whole thing about never talking to dirk once.
what do you mean, Jake and Dirk have at least one face-to-face conversation during the Trickster arc
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>>82595637
Go eat another cake tumblr, Roxy is destined to grow up HOT
AS
FUCK
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>>82595537
theres at least one stable retcon loop in the comic, when john pushes himself out of the way above daves house. they could easily travel to caliborn's place thinking theyre gonna prevent everything without realising this was part of the expected series of events
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>>82595695
>SBURB picks out the best people for it
and it seems to prefer psychopaths
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>>82595513
what's the source on this?
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>>82595695
explain Jane
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>>82595742
Yeah if Sburb picked an old WoW guild like Nihilium the universe would probably be made relatively easily
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>>82595397
Relative to them Caliborn/Lord English hasn't really been fought and they need to tackle him to truly satisfy the time loop.
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>>82594589
Land of Wind and Towers
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>>82595702
yeah that definitely does not fucking count
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>>82595742
well hey, that's why most of the sessions we see are doomed, aren't they?
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>>82591279
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>>82595776
tits
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>>82595811
well psychopaths also tend to be the most successful players
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>>82595684
>jade being a tease
I like this
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>>82595813
those are actually some pretty damn large bazoomas
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>the scratch was four fucking years ago
What did we do since then
What have we accomplished
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>>82595875
you clearly need john-type sociopaths who are only capable of caring for a small amount of people
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reminder that this is vriska's canonical breast size
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>>82595776
There have been multiple mentions and a whole multi-party conversation now about how hot Jane is.
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jane's mega milks
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>>82595989
>who needs tits with this ASS
>Jane has bigger tits AND ass
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>>82595878
>implying it isn't a seductive dance number
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>>82595423
that's impressive
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>>82593139
Plenty of people died, it's just that death has no meaning in homestuck because Hussie put fucking with the audience over having any kind of tension in the story.
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>>82596025
yeah but jane is canonically hideous
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>>82596026
Which girl is the best at strip teases
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>>82596161
roxy on accounting of invisibility and vanishing acts and such
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>>82593139
How the fuck did no one mention that Slick died
He was the protagonist of the intermission
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>>82596146
Dave thought she was hot
Caliborn thought she was hot which may or may not count because he has a fat fetish
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>>82596205
neo-homestuck fans don't care about the midnight crew.
all they care about is karkat, dave and jade
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>>82596161
Jade
All alone for three years she ended up practicing a lot.
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>>82596205
if you told me to come up with the least satisfying thing that could happen at the end of the comic, i still probably wouldn't have come up with something as bad as slick dying and jack living
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>>82596161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6PKzrrkbP8
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>>82596256
> jack living
>hurr durrf villains need to be punished
go read some fucking fairy tales then
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>>82596231
Dave is gay, he was saying she looks like a man.
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>>82596080
Mother of god, how tall is she?
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>>82595895
Got some backstory on the Alphas. Got some backstory on the Beforus trolls. Got some vaguely slice of life stuff with the Beta kids and surviving trolls. Learned about Caliborn's quest. Saw the Betas arrive and everyone get played for suckas and then die. Saw John """""fix""""" things. Saw the final battle. [SCENE MISSING] Thanks for playing.
>>
IDE/Theory: Hussie will revive Slick, but since he only has Slick's head, he attaches it to a robotic horse body like Rufioh.
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>>82596302
you know bad guys win all the time in actual fairy tales right
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>>82596313
Dave's into milfs though
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>>82596318
6'0"
the rose is 5'11"
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>>82596329
What does IDE stand for?
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>>82596329
>IDE/Theory
i lurked the mspa forums since 2009 and i still don't know what this means
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Why is everyone posting fatties
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>>82596361
Like Karkat?
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>>82596361
You mean 7'0"?
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>>82596302
you keep saying this like Homestuck's ending isn't less satisfying than your typical fairy tale
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>>82596358
hoshime has really corrupted me
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>>82596368
>>82596372
misspelling of idea
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>>82596368
>>82596372
it's just a typo of IDEA that became a meme
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>>82596302
I just don't get why PM didn't kill Jack when she could have and had every reason to given what he did to the other Exiles.
>>82596368
Integrated Development Environment.
Examples include Microsoft Visual Studio, XCode, Eclipse, and Code::Blocks.I have no idea.
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So of all the characters who make it into the new universe at the end of the story (lets include Aradia/Sollux/Vriska for fun), who is the most likely one to go rogue and turn on the rest?
HARD MODE: no Vriska
NIGHTMARE MODE: no Karkat
DANTE MUST DIE MODE: no John "Slay the Gay" Egbert
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>>82596361
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>>82596472
Rose
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>>82596436
>>82596438
it's weird just how entrenched it became though
there were literally numbered "IDE/Theory Thread"s, 24/7
did they still keep it up in act 6? i didn't check very often and i didn't want to be disappointed
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>>82596439
I don't get why Jade was so emphatic about her not getting the kill in. It seemed really out of nowhere given that he at the VERY least killed the guardians of her three childhood friends. She dealt with him for a while because he followed her and he was too difficult to kill but I didn't assume she had any reason to tolerate him still being around.
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>>82596439
Maybe Prospit doesn't have capital punishment?
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>>82596423
Oh?
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>>82596524
I think Jade was just trying to keep them from causing large-scale destruction due to their Green Sun powers.
>>82596535
This works for me. Too bad AR isn't still around to put Jack Noir in the slammer in the new universe.
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>>82596535
This is true though
the alpha kids jack notes the difference between prospit and derse crime punishment system when hes in jail
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>>82596559
yes. i wish she drew rose more often and maybe did a footjob piece.
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>>82596535
Ms. Paint patching up his arm stump was really too much, even considering that.
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>>82596559
Jade would NEVER do any of the things in those drawings at that age...
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>>82596559
>>82596358
>milf
>clearly a loli
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>>82596610
you're sick
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>>82596677
i know
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Would Jade ever attempt to /ss/ her kids? Surely Dave's oedipus complex must be herditary
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wait why did PM know to drop the rings in the volcano
was that ever explained
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>>82596060
Motherfucking Saved.
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>>82596730
Her head is an all-knowing cue ball, dummy
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>>82596730
pretty sure the white queen told her
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>>82596730
I'm sure all prospitans are taught how to make a new universe so they can assist
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>>82596716
Westermarck effect says no
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>tried writing the next homestuck
>create a complex setting setting with denizen-like gods, classpect-like roles, goof characters, and a functional multiverse with consistent time travel
>no plot
>everything I try writing is shit
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>>82596749
save this one instead
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oh man oh man
did these MSPAF posters call the ending or what?
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>>82596535
It would have been satisfying if she went and stood over him ominously before sparing his worthless life or something at LEASt. She just punched him and forgot about him.
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>>82596791
The forums have been "temporarily offline for maintenance" for over 2 weeks now, haven't they?
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>>82596791
I think just about anyone could have called the ending provided they were honest with themselves
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>>82596791
>MSPAF posters
>April 2016
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>>82596862
>>82596868
they migrated here after the forums went down:
http://omegaupdate.freeforums.net/
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>>82596716
Jade loves her kids in a maternal, non-sexual way you freak.
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>>82596863
I hate the fact that I had hope
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>>82596780
What do your good characters want? What are their living situations and relations to one another? What major event could shake them into action?
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>>82596890
>freeforums.net
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>>82596863
Even those predictions are still better than what we got.
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>>82596783
You're doing god's work.
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>>82596890
how would the word of this place even spread if the orignal place was daoots
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>>82596780
What specifically are you having trouble with?
If all else fails just rip off the hero's journey or something.
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>>82596969
probably through personal contacts and reddit
I mean it's not like those people are just going to stop talking about homestuck, they're probably going to go to reddit
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Anyone have that one picture of Vriska and Meenah whipping Tavros and (Vriska) while they pick cotton?
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>>82596863
>something happening to LE
Andrew outdid even this guy.
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>>82597022
>paying for a dogshit commission
beta as fuck
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>>82597022
All they care about is the money you blew on them for some reason.
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>>82594589
The Land of Trees and ChurchesI live in the middle of the woods in small New England town
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>>82596890
This place is a goldmine.
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>>82597022
I don't even have a Tumblr, are you saying people might assume you don't like them if you don't reblog them?
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>>82597022
story, faggot
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>>82597080
AT LEAST NARUTO HAD AN ENDING
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>>82594589
Land of Hills and Walmart.
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>>82597022the only way we really know is if you tell us
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>>82597080
>at least naruto had an ending
Oh man the irony
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>>82597080
What if Homestuck's epilogue is like Naruto's
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>>82597127
>>82597123
>>82597112
oh god did it start up again?
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>>82597127
That would be great.
>nothing but straight ships
>all the butthurt fujoshits
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>>82597022
What went wrong with it? You can tell us without identifying it.
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>>82597112
I don't know Naruto, did it not have one?
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>>82597220
its your money
dont be acuck
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>>82597220
don't be a fucking pussy, it's your money. tell them how to make it your commission
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>>82597220
i personally never keep track of the tumblrs of people commissioning things
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>>82597080
>bnf
What does this mean?
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>>82597272
big nasty fart
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>>82597315
>cost me over a hundred dollars
all i can figure is that you're a furry
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>>82597343
post it you faggot
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>>82597343
why would you ever commission something that wasn't porn
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>>82597367
I can't look at it without feeling terrible.
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>>82597343
Was it even good art? Cause I can only imagine paying something like that from a fucking reneissance style painting
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>>82597392
>>82597392
DO IT
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>>82597392
That only makes me more curious about it
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>>82597392
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>82597376
ara-ara~
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>>82597392
post it man, it'll make you feel better
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>>82597392
Somebody here will like it unironically.
Don't you feel better already knowing that?
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>>82597430
>>82597376
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>>82597499
I said it wasn't porn, dunkass. You can't commandeer someone's posts with contradictions.
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>>82597546
well don't let fakers like that guy override and post it nigga
>>
Characters who deserve to enter the new universe:
John
Rose
Dave
Jade
Casey
WV
PM
Terezi
Kanaya
Aradia
Sollux
Jane
Roxy
Dirk
Jake
Dad
The Felt
Calliope
Ms Paint
Authour
Honorable mention: Aimless Renegade, Spades Slick
Anyone I forgot?
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>>82597546
that image isn't porn either, nobody could ever jerk off to it
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>>82597577
I couldif it didn't have a dick.
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>>82597568
who gives a fuck about the new universe
it's just like the old one
you know what would have made a better ending than a new universe?
John taking his friends on a road trip through time and space in the old ones
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>>82597577
You've got me there, Jade is a real boner killer.
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>>82597623
I want this ending now.
We live in a doomed timeline where the ending was one of the worse ones Hussie chose.
If only we lived in one of the upper echelons of universes where Homestuck exists.
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>>82597376
No, jade
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post the oldest image in your hsg folder
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>>82597782
>implying you can't be BOTH
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>>82597666
nah, satan, even worse would be if we were the alpha, meaning causality itself demanded homestuck's ending be garbage, and we'd be in a doomed timeline if it was good
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Wait, did anon post and then delete his commission?
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>>82597791
I deleted my folder a while ago.
The only picture I have now is this.
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>>82597782
crappy overrated character who was literally told by the author that she did nothing, and then got punched in the face for her badass moment
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>>82597033
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>>82597873
>crappy overrated character
But that's Karkat
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>>82597832
I'm not posting it because I'm not selling the artist as below-standard. I just hate myself for paying so much for a Homestuck drawing. It was a little sloppy and had some minor but prominent errors the price shouldn't have allowed in, but I didn't want to be a dick about it.
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>>82597791
Oh cool I drew that
Here's mine, probably.
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>>82597873
>then got punched in the face for her badass moment
her 'badass' moment wasn't supposed to be in collide, she was supposed to remain asleep
her badass moment was reviving earth
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>>82594589
Land of Valley's and Bogans
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>>82597930
>her badass moment was reviving earth
that was dumb and stupid
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this was the anon's comm
the error: john is not black
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>>82597965
Can confirm, that's my commission. How did you get it?
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>>82597957
dumb and stupid sums up 99% of homestuck
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>>82597877
Thanks
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Anyone in here looking for a 4750x6400 picture of Eridan?
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>>82597980
It
Wasn't
Porn
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>>82598109
Yes Thank You
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>>82598109
>4175
>are_you_trying_to_cheat_me.jpg
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>>82598171
aw FUCK
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>>82597791
looks like it's this one
I had to do a bit of digging for it
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>>82597791
and here's the first 29 homestuck images I downloaded (afaik)
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>>82598257
Kanaya looks better in black.
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>>82598134
Unless you prove otherwise we will assume it's porn.
>>
can anyone post the cap of the time-traveling gay leprechauns and autistic manchild post?
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>>82598361
What if it wasn't technically porn but involved some really innocuous fetish like sneezing or balloons?
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>>82598257
>Terezi being actually blind
Her "blindness" in the comic was fucking stupid.
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>>82597791
I miss old pancake
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>>82598379
Orhand holding?
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>>82597965
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>>82597791
This is the earliest I have atm. I saved this YEARS ago and have never reposted it.
I have older stuff but I lost most of it.
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>>82598430
Now erase Vriska.
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>>82597791
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Was somebody looking for a 6513x10000 image of Eridan? This is one of my last orders of the night and I'm just making sure this is the right place. I need to make a living, you know.
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>>82590361
goddammit when i saw "hic" i immediately thought you meant hilary clinton and thought the "i" was a middle initial or some shit
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>>82590218
he just uses them to go around punching people in the face.
like bat man.
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>>82598635
Thank you sir. Absolutely scrumptious order. I look forward to sampling your next one.
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>>82598586
is hillary vriska?
>>
when's Hussie gonna put Minami in Homestuck?
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>>82598635
You cad!
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>>82598681
who
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>>82598665
I can't believe John punched a queer, disabled, neuroatypical trans person of color
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>>82598669
>implying Jade doesn't teach preschool
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>>82598684
Please sir, do settle down. I'm just trying to make a living on Eridans. My wife and thirteen kids haven't eaten in weeks.
I'm sure you have some empathy in your heart, good sir. Spare me some humanity in exchange for Eridans.
Please.
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>>82598764
I'll need you to boost the size of that Eridan twelvefold, on my desk.
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>>82598764
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>>82598727
Jade would have no patience with toddlers. That's Kanaya's job.
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>>82598703
Minami Rischa
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>>82598681
>not nanami kiryuu
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>>82598795
MORE
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>>82598790
Sir, I can only handle so much. This may kill me.
P-please, help me.
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>>82598681
>>82598832
lmao is that who I think it is? The super-hairy and twiggy fantroll girl I used to fap to all the time?
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>>82598968
yes
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>>82598968
You and me both.
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>>82598967
you better get those eridans cookin', boy
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>>82599059
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>>82598906
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>>82599085
jade is the cutest dog
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>>82599085
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>>82599176
jane's rosy, rosy cheeks
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>>82599176
is this porn
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>>82599161
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>>82599176
This is some fetish shit
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>>82599223
it's chaz so yes
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>>82599223
Roxykitten is not sexual
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>>82599176
>>82599249
That little bow is adorable
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>>82599232
>gary busey
man that just reminded me of how life must suck on new earth for the kids, having to start cinema, sports, politics, the internet, etc. from scratch, based on their shitty teen knowledge
>>
I mis all the ancestror like "Surfer", "HRT", "Dollar Rose" an "Condensation""/"Sonic Yellow"
ancestor old stories was best of parts, lot words no nil pictures
an INCREDBLE "Duel Ska", the SEUXAL COMMODORE....
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>>82589488
>>82589541
man, hotpockets must have deleted the thread, its not in the archive.
i wanted to see the reaction to the emotional 2x reunion
>>
>>82597257
Speaking of commissions do you have any more of that one anons commish?
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>>82599366
Enjoy
http://fuckingletmehaveaname.tumblr.com/tagged/Homestuck/chrono
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>>82599325
It looks like they've hopped in after thousands of years of carapace culture, actually.
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>>82599325
They're all creative types, they probably would love the chance to shape future humanity's cultural roots.
Though of course we'll never see that, even in fanfic because it's not a non-Sburb Highschool AU.
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>>82599369
which one
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>>82599413
>tentabulge
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>>82599410
>non-Sburb Highschool AU.
god that pisses me off so much
thousandths of ideas for world building but no let's go anime with it even though school was never mentioned in the comic whooo
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>>82599325
i'm imagining dave entering a tech-hop competition with a barack obama mech and why can't i chill in the new universe
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posting so last post isn't katnep
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I hope we can have a new thread.
>>
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>>82599517
I'm tired man. can it be tommorow?2
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>>82598472
replaced her with best girl
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>>82599612
holy shit
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>>82599612
PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
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>>82599612
That's not Jade.
Good thing it isn't though.
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>>82599612
B
A
S
E
D
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>>82599612
knowing tavros he probably got both
>uH WELL AT LEAST I HAVE MY TEAM CHARGE
>dAMN
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>>82599612
Rare Arajohn. The rarest pair. There's like 3 total.
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>>82599767
they had some chemistry before they went to get the juju
I'd be surprised if there wasn't a fair amount for them together
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>>82599831
The kind of chemistry that leaves a black stain permanently on the lab counter, sure. John didn't like her by the end and was really confused by her for most of it.
>>
http://www.livestream.com/icecreamsocial
Streaming Little Miss Sunshine, if anyone's interested.
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>>82597791
my hsg folder is a subdir of my homestuck folder, and it's mixed with metastuck stuff.
This is from 2010 October 31
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>>82599996
aw yeah streamstuck
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>>82599970
well you know what they say
differences make good sparks
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>>82600089
>>82599413
I meant the john roxy terezi thing you posted earlier today
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>>82600199
oh, no progress to show yet
>>
Are these threads clowns?
Everytime they get to page 10 they just take forever to die off, and I'm just waiting so I can move on and do something else, but they won't die
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>>82600378
le co is a fast board we're shitting up face
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>>82600378
They usually get to page 10 at not-peak hours.
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>>82600399
More artists need to acknowledge just how freakishly long jade's hair is
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Eri
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>>82600584
Finally someone with taste
How aboutRose?
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>>82600584
At least she's not fucking a girl
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>>82600584
yes... YES!!!
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>>82600584
Now turn John into a chicken burrito
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>>82600584
my ship
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