What /co/girl resembles your __mom__ the most?

>>82581926
Your mom looks like Mrs. Diaz?

>>82581926
Physically or personality wise?

>>82581926
My mom actually does look like Mrs. Diaz.

>>82582323
post your mom m8

>>82582334
>posting pictures of your mother on 4chan
What kind of asshole would even do that shit?

>>82582358
Your mom would.

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She's the "large and in charge" type.

>>82582358
You clearly haven't been at /b/
But that's probably a good thing

>>82582255
If she was a divorcee that went around dating rich old white guys, yeah. Same personality too.

Anyone know of a /co/-related short (~5 ft 2) light skinned black woman in her 50s?

>long greying hair back in a ponytail
>5'6/5'7
>worrisome
>glasses
Anything /co/?

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>>82582553
Finally a fellow black guy on /co/

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>>82582735
Out of my board

My mum was a playboy bunny in the 80's, but I can't think of any /co/ girls who look like she did. Curvy, big waved blonde Ferrah Fawcett hair.

>>82582735
>berenstein

>>82582791
>my board

>>82582358
I did once but no one new she was mom mom because she's famous. I came here to promote her.

>>82582553
The mom on the Proud Family? I don't think she's that old

I dunno about looks, but in personality she's the exact duplicate of Nicole Watterson.

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>>82582735
What are you gonna do now? Invite him to your house and try to show him how great you are at Smash?

>>82582864
Niggers get out reeeeeeeee

Mrs. Parr, looks and personality

>>82582735
Lots of black cruse here, comics and cartoons are kind of a /black/ thing

>>82582735
Lots of us on here man we just prefer to appear racially neutral cuz the white boys from /pol/ start their shit.

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Except older, obviously. I just couldn't find any older /co/ girls with that nose/skin tone who didn't have exaggerated milf proportions.

>>82582826

Dude I wanna see what your mom looks like

>>82582991
daaaang.

My first mom crush was my Indian friend's mother in elementary school. She must have only been about thirty. fit as fuuuuuuuck

>>82583050
I grew up with some of her old pictures framed on the walls in my house, and when I'd bring friends over they'd be like "What the fuck thats your MUM?!"

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>>82582975
>>82582955
Great to see us sticking together

>>82581926
Personality? Minh
Looks? Minh

>>82582934
My mom's like Helen Parr from Earth-3.

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>>82583052

>My first mom crush was my Indian friend's mother in elementary school.

>>82583182
Hello Bruce.

>>82583182
S-sorry, Anon.

>>82582735
/co/ is one of the blackest boards for some reason, go to any "/co/ related characters that look like you thread and a ton of them are black dudes."

>>82583182

Bruce, get off /co/.

>>82583216
What the fuck did I do to that sentence.

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>>82583216
Great. For that, have a random lewd that reminds me if my friends mom

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Well, this is distantly related to the topic so I'm going to post it.

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>>82583359

Also this.

>>82583225
You get off first, Boco.

>>82583359
>futa on male
I can never really get into that kind of stuff.
Like the MOST I can go is futa on trap but it's gotta be the sissiest traps out there for me to get going.

>>82583375
I'm so glad I've never been caught with any weird shit. Like I got caught once looking at some run of the mill hentai when I was like 14 but since then nothing.

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>>82583184
Dr. Maheswaran is severely underrated as fuck.

>>82583071

Post em

>>82583416

Nah, I'm not really horny right now.

Personality wise, Nicole Watterson

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I'm not sure I like the intent behind this thread

>>82582432
That's pretty hot dude.
>>82583375
>>82583359
These moms sound great.

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>>82583359

Read that one

>>82583375

Haven't read that one

I'm glad I never got caught

My mom discovered internet history and saw nude sailor moon pics in the browser

I learned my lesson after that

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>>82582826
oh wait, of course there's a /co/ who looks like her. Blonde moment.

>the mom from el tigré

I don't know her name but dead on.

>>82583184
She was tall, elegant, beautiful, and I got to see her bush once, so all was right in the world at that time.

>>82583184
You just know she cucks the shit out of her husband

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>>82584031

>tfw you will never have a tawdy affair with Mrs M

>>82581926
the living-in-Japanese English teacher from that webcomic.

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>>82581926

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>>82581926

>>82584225
Your mom looks like Maggie from the Walking Dead?

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>>82581926

>>82584494
I want to rail your mom, anon

>>82582515
Is this a thing? If I make enough shekels I can get a bubbly latina MILF to massage my wrinkly old scrotum?

>>82584188
I'd love to be banged by your mom, anon.

>>82583725
Nice. That's one of those looks that are very "classic" when done right.
What year was she in?

>>82584579

>do old rich men ever hook up with women much younger then them?

No don't be silly, that has never ever happened in human history.

>>82584521
but alcoholism

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>>82581926
>his mom looks like mrs. diaz

>>82584664
latina MILF is a very different than 20something gold digger

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>>82581926
Sadly true

>>82584494
Personality-wise, my mom is a lot like Miriam too, minus the alcoholism. In terms of looks, though, I'd say she's more like a whiter Linda Belcher.

>>82582826
POST MOM

>>82584681
bruh...

Velma with the personality of Linda Belcher

>>82583216
I wonder how many are real vs how many are fishing for racially insensitive (you)s

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>>82584642
Led plz

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>>82581926
Obviously not in looks but in personality Nicole is a milder version of my mother.

>>82586018

Seems a lot of us have Nicoles...

>>82586090
Usually people see Nicole as an extreme version. but with me it is the other way around.

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>>82581926
Basically this, minus some of the exaggerated features.

>>82586090
Nicole is the stereotypical always busy overprotective mother.

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>>82584681
m8...

>>82584188
This with gray hair, just about as much of a bitch too. Not nearly as competent.

>>82586411
My mother is the overcompetitive, overprotective and overviolent. Like a flanderized Nicole.

>>82585283
I'm not posting my mum naked on 4chan on mothers day

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>>82582553
...Are you the brother I never knew I had? Or does my sister post on /co/ now?
>>82583216
I know, pic related is literally me.

>>82586529
How about tomorrow?

>>82584681
bullhonkey

>>82581926
Maleficient

>>82586543
Any blacks on /x/?

>>82587249
no, white boys in basements only.

>>82587249
At least 2

>>82584579
It's been a thing in the latino community for over 20 years, half wife half nurse.

Martha

Any /co/ characters that are short plump stereotypically Italian-American women in their late 50s that gesticulate like crazy and constantly talk all the time? Because that's my mom.

Well she looks like Chaka Khan.

So Trudy Proud I guess.

>>82588967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mTtJlBkack

>>82583749
>and I got to see her bush once
You have to tell us the story. Be detailed where it counts, please.

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>>82581926

>>82583309
So your friends mom is just Ryuko from KLK

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>>82581926

>>82583359
I wanna be this kind of parent.

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>>82581926
looks like my friend's mom quite a bit.

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But with slightly darker hair.

That old teacher from Recess

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appearance wise only

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>>82592125
Best teacher.

I'm amazed nobody mentioned Invisible Woman, thought it'd be the most obvious joke. Huh.

>>82592280
>that episode where it was strongly implied she killed a man

>>82592338

That's because this is a thread about /co/girls that resemble our mothers, not our girlfriends.

>>82592395
W-what?

>>82583749
>bush

You mean blush, right? Right?

>>82583375
Those last three lines just kill me.

>>82583182
Why doesn't he ____ the joker?

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looks wise she's like a freckly brown haired rose quartz. personality wise she's like amethyst

onion's mom but with her younger hairstyle.

>>82583375
>You're bigger than your father
>don't waste it
She want the D

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>>82583359
Man, I'd be lucky to get that positive of a reaction outta my parents. My mom fucking hated porn, she's was very much a sex negative feminist. Gave my Dad no end of shit about it whenever she caught him watching, or if she caught me she'd sick him on me just to shirk the responsibility.

...my mom never liked me very much, /co/.

>>82594150
Rape?

>>82594843
Because you can't rape the willing.

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>>82594920
Laurie, it's late, please go to bed.

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>>82595013
o-okay

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just add some glasses and black hair
but personality match 100%

>>82595112
that image is too dank

>>82594480
That reminds me, I saw a tumblr post a ways back where someone was talking about how their mom was just like Vidalia, and posted pics of their mom from the 80s.
Wish I could find it again.

>>82595453
4u

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Depending on how her day went, and what pills she took, my mother could be any of the three.

>>82596354
which pills give super powers?

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not /co/ but she is exactly like her the only difference is that my mom is blonde

>>82596464
ambien

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A black Dr. Girlfriend t b h
she has a normal voice tho

>>82596547
>A black Dr. Girlfriend t b h
Bone up!
>she has a normal voice tho
Boner down...

>>82581926
Marten's mom from QC
I don't have a picture because I hate that comics and am only aware of it through the edits.
Only difference is that my mom has since gone completely grey and cut her hair short recently.

>>82582975
>implying blacks don't browse /pol/
Everyone hates the jews m8 it's not a white thing

>>82596474
American Dragon?

>>82596775
Boku no Hero Academia

Not /co/ related, but Amanda Tapping always reminded me of my mom, specifically when she was on Stargate. My mom is the smart one of the family.

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>>82596474
Oh my!

My mom is considered the hot one among my younger brother's friends. Can't really think of any characters that look like her. She's tall for a women, slim, chubby cheeks, shoulder length brown hair.

>>82583359
>I'm making you favorite, sausage.
That woman deserves an award.

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>>82584681
This is probably the closest one to mine, except with wavy hair and freckles.
But... personality wise, it's between >>82586018 and pic related.

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Both my parents kind of look like them, funnily enough.

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>>82583375
That never happened to me. Yet.
She knows I draw porn tho... of all kinds but she doesn't mind it because I always gave her the excuse of them being commissions, "sex sells" and all that shit.
So yeah, no porn to hide, luckily.

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>>82596474
i wanna hug her

>>82581926
>>82582515
i want to fuck your mom

>>82581926
My mom looks like Linda Carter so Wonder Woman has been rendered unfappable to me.

>>82599658
My mom has looked like all versions of Lois Lane except for the black and brown ones. INTFB.

>>82599497
I hear that's been going around lately.

We oughta just meet up. Have everyone bring their moms, let everyone get it out of their system.

>>82599658
Reminds me, my Dad actually used to live down the street from Linda Carter. And he met Julie Newmar at a Vietnam War protest.

>>82599777
Really? Do you have any hot sisters too? I havent fucked in over a year, and am very sucicidal at the moment. If you could hook a fellow anon up, thatd be great.

>>82599812
Hey, I never said MY mom was hot.

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Literally has the hairstyle and divorcee status down to a T. Her personality is kinda like hers.

>>82600001
nice 1

>>82599812
>one year
>suicidal
fucking manchild
try 20 years you fucking retard

>>82600160
people who have never had hot sauce can never crave hot sauce, faggot

>>82585038
Glad Im not the only one who ruined their mom's life

>>82600160
Fucking retard cuck, its more about the sex. Im alone as fucking hell.

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>>82599892
But i thought u said she was exactly like mr diaz, right down to her bubbely personality?

>>82586543
Post my selfie one more time motherfucker

>>82600300
You seem to have me confused with someone else.

i dont wanna think about it

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>>82596547
Ssssoooo Lana Kane?

My ex's mom was exactly like the mom from phineas and ferb. My ex even yelled out to her mom like Candice does when she wanted her attention.

>>82581926
Rosario Dawson version of Night Nurse I guess. Except 4'11" and really good at throwing a punch.

>>82581926
Martha Wayne

Batmans mom

>>82583359
Literally the best mom of all time.

>>82583184
>Dr. Maheswaran

She's pretty close to my mom, although my mother is a mix of Indian and Finnish.

>>82600544
Sorry anon

>>82600922
I want to fuck your moms brains put.

>>82600495
Lana isn't really black tho

>>82600922
So your mom is Asian and Asian?

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>>82582975
Pretty much, wait now that I think about it are most of us Black or at least half?

>>82582873
Are you that cuck from a year back that promoted his 'mom' while saying that a pornstar (black male) was his hero?

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Mallory, but without the money (and thus, refinement).

>>82604864
Mallory is really crass tho