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Civil War Spoiler Thread #8

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>>82556433
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>>82562410
Lead, Tenor, Baritone, Bass, who's who?
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xth for no one was right, except Olsen's thighs
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>>82562410
First for GiANTS
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Do you think Anthony Mackie and Daniel Bruhl licked each other's teeth gaps?
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>I believe this belongs to you, Captain America!

how can man man be so based
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>warmachine got the least screentime and had no cool scenes
>warmachine the only casualty
>breaking up tony and pepper, the only couple in the mcu with any chemistry

0/10, demanded a refund
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>>82562490
The price you pay for being Tony's friend, m8.
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>>82562490
>the only couple in the mcu with any chemistry
>Tony and Pepper
That's a funny way to spell Steve, Sam, and Bucky. At the same time
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>>82562486

Computer, load up Ant-Man, please.
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>>82562485
Are German's usually that lewd?
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>Computer, hack the Avengers HQ main computer please.
What did he mean by this?
Why did he do this?
Who was he talking to?
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>>82562490
Warmachine had a lot of cool parts, he had equal screentime with the others until he was wounded.
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>>82562474
Still waiting for a webm of Hawkeye's blade bow, here. I don't want to have to pirate the whole movie for it.
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>>82562490
>breaking up tony and pepper
Blame that on Gwyneth.
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Daughterfu vs waifu fight.
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>>82562515
I'm not sure which is hotter - Steve getting spit roasted or Bucky getting spit roasted?
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What could have beens

>Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely's original approach was Captain America and Falcon searching for Bucky while Zemo is orchestrating global turmoil. The "Civil War" element was added later on, partially in response to BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE.

>Early drafts written before ANT-MAN's release placed Scott Lang on Iron Man's team.

>In early drafts, T'Challa was just a diplomat advocating for superhero accountability on behalf of Wakanda, and Spider-Man was the outsider who provided a different viewpoint than Captain America's and his followers and Iron Man's and his followers. When negotiations with Sony nearly fell through, Black Panther got propped up, and then Spider-Man became available anyway.

>The Wasp was in earlier drafts, and there was also an extended sequence about Scott Lang's life in San Francisco that got scrapped and never filmed.

>The Russos cut a scene between Black Widow and Black Panther at the German base after the battle in Romania because they felt it was redundant. Overall, roughly 12 minutes have been deleted from their assembly cut.
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>>82562582
Blame that on Tony blowing up his suits for her in IM3 and then building an army of robots that tries to destroy the world in AOU. I'd leave too.
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>>82562490
>>82562582
>tfw Tony Stark and Pepper Potts are me and my ex right now
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>mfw they interrupted a quip with Rhodey falling over because of his injury, the music even stops
Shit got too real, and that was actually quite refreshing.
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>>82562623
based
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>>82562561

The only parts when he did anything was punching out Giant Man with Tony and the part where he says that he still supports the accords regardless of what happened. He wasnt even in the opening fight againts Crossbones.
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>>82562593
I love you, Clint. No homo.

Okay, maybe a little.
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I kinda hope they stop shitting on Ironman in future films. They've taken everything from him and made it to where everyone hates him, forever.

No pepper
Best friend cripple
No team
No freedom
A bad guy for wanting to kill his parents murderer.

I'd really like the last movie to be "how tony stark made his life somewhat bearable" staring an iron man suit that doesn't get treated like paper.
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>>82562639
>tfw when everyone gasped when he hit the ground
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>>82562623
I figured it's because he was a piolet or something and could handle himself having to look at all the display shit and notifications on his HUD or whatever
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>>82562629

Are you a member of Coldplay and/or created an evil AI hell bend on world domination?
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>>82562623

>Tony makes Rhodey's voice a stereotypical fat sassy black woman.
>"DON'T GO IN THERE, MR. RHODES, THERE'RE TERRORISTS ALL UP IN THAT BITCH!"
>"...Thank you, RHONDA."
>"You welcome, baby."
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I wanted more damage. Hawkeye going deaf, Scarlet Witch getting her leg broken or something, Vision's hand being blown off, Falcon needing hospitalization, etc.
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>>82562474
I wonder what'll be Thor and Banner's reaction when they see this.
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>>82562593
>Vision looks sweaty as fuck
>Wanda does a random hip thrust
Where they banging?
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Post yfw Giant-Man
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>>82562709
*pilot
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>>82562714
I'm a handsome manlet with stunning facial hair, does that count?
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>>82562474
Was this a shock to a lot of people? I can imagine they didn't know he could do it.
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>>82562718
Ow the edge
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>>82562731
no bullshit, I gasped when that happened
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>>82562731
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>>82562547
>Are German's usually that lewd?
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>>82562763

Its close enough. I hope it will work out between you guys.
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>>82562623
Jesus, what the hell is his problem?
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>>82562791

Casuals usually bone up on these things using Wikipedia so they can look like comic fans in front of other casuals these days.
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>>82562718
I would rather have seen Black Widow, Scarlet Witch and/or Sharon Carter end up paralyzed from the waist down instead of Rhodey.
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>>82562689
Pietro, is that you?
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>>82562731
OOOHHHHHOHOHO
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>>82562410

That moment when Spidey just nonchalantly grabs Buckys metal arm was so good after the whole movie of everyone struggling with it.
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>>82562717
hearty kek
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>>82562819

If you've seen him in interviews and talk shows before, you'll know that he has a deadpan sense of humour
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>>82562731
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>>82562717
>"You ever wonder why that little bitch Hammer painted your suit BLACK in the first place? That shit's hella racist, Mr. Rhodes."
>"RHONDA, I'm gonna need you to stop talking now, please."
>"B'SCUSE ME!?"
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>>82562819
Nothing? Claiming racism when there clearly isn't any is one of his shticks.
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>>82562693
No. I want Spoodey's villains to have their origins beginning with Stark funding all those MIT students, and I want him to turn to alcohol.
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>>82562819
It was a joke
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>>82562796
Nah, he's right. That all would've been great
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>>82562819
>no fun allowed
Tom, C'mon
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>>82562593
Have Visions mass altering powers been explicitly stated at any time?
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>>82562731
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>>82562879
>>82562717

>Rhodey gets RHONDA installed into his suit for Infinity War.
>Voiced by Yvette Nicole Brown
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>>82562726
>yfw Vision intentionally hit Rhodey because of what he did to Wanda
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Two Quicksilver questions:

1. If he had survived, what kind of role do you think he would have had? Would his presence have affected Scarlet's stance on the matter?

2. Why the fuck was he not even referenced in this movie?
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>>82562731
A god damn LEGO SET spoiled it for me, so I sort of saw it coming.

Damn Denmark to hell.
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>>82562965
Is that what happened? I really couldn't tell if he missed because he was worried about her, or he 'missed' because Rhodey hurt his waifu.
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>>82562884
>The students in that MIT class
>Herman Shultz
>Jackson Weele
>Johnathon Ohnn
>Peter Petruski
Thanks Mr. Stark!
>>82562955
Yes please
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>>82562639
>That part where Tony just straight up shoots Falcon without a joke
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>>82562965
>>82563005

Hell no. WM getting grounded was because Sam decided to do a callback to Winter Soldier.
And also, Rhodey decided to stay in the line of fire
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>>82562979
He'd be team Cap, and probably just give Spider-Man a lot of trouble in the airport battle before someone broke his leg or something.
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>>82562979
>''Haha, hey Wanda, remember the last member of your family and the only person you had for years that died a year ago? It was fun how fast he was haha, right?''
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>>82562731
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>>82562624
>>82562490
I'm teamCap, but ironman's suffering really carried the film's emotional impact.

Civil war is probably the best ironman film since im1
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>>82562606
>>Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely's original approach was Captain America and Falcon searching for Bucky while Zemo is orchestrating global turmoil. The "Civil War" element was added later on, partially in response to BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE.
This would've been a the Winter Soldier sequel we deserved.
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You can change five things about the movie, /co/.

Only five, no cheating.

What do you change?
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>>82563031
That's what he wants you to think.

Never trust robots, anon.
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>>82563046
>Pic
That movie had such a fucked up ending
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>>82562003
Because of his dubious past with Hydra and their ability to make him do whatever they wanted.
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>>82562731
>tfw he starts screaming BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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>>82563077
What movie and what happened?
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>>82562539
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>>82563077
Which one is it? Silent House or May Marlene?
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>>82562979
He would be Team Cap because Wanda and harass Clint.

Also, he would've mouthed off to Ross during that meeting.

Seriously fuck you, Whedon
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>>82562731
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>>82563067
I loved CW as an Avengers movie, but I did feel robbed from a proper Cap sequel. Luckily it seems like they plan on continuing the Steve-Bucky-Sam plotline into IW, so I mind less.
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>>82563099
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>>82563099
kek
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Just got back home from the theatre. That was fucking great.

Ant-Man was the shit.
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>>82563080
I just want to comfort him after he gets wrecked by Hydra thugs or Zemo.
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>>82563124
Seriously, fuck him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYt-31JkKvY

Was I the only one who noticed that they set the board up the wrong way?
It really annoys me when they put a chess board in a scene to try to make characters seem more intelligent by association, but fail spectacularly.
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>>82562697
That was your theater too?
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>>82562979
Oh he was, when Hawkeye said that he owed a debt to Wanda.
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>>82563124
But one of the reasons Clint even agreed to come back was because he feel indebted to Wanda for getting her brother killed. If he hadn't died, I'm not sure Hawkeye would be in the movie at all.

Although, they probably would have found some other excuse.
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I don't know if it's the novelty of it but I want to say this is my favorite Marvel Studios movie. The Civil War element was obviously tacked on to the Zemo plot along with Spider-Man, but damn I had so much fun watching it. I couldn't stop smiling throughout the entire airport scene.
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>>82562731
>Grabs a truck
>Tries swinging it at Rhodey
>He turns it to scrap during the slow ass swing
>Spidey climbing on his face
>Kicking BP
Shit was so cash
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>>82563070
Crossbones fight not in shakycam vision.

Some acknowledgement of The Incredible Hulk so Ross didn't feel like an OC.

The civilian death counts for New York and Sokovia being way higher.

Some mention of Quicksilver.

Rhodes dies.
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>>82563133
I feel it'll come up in BP.
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>>82563175
You already know that 5 man team Hydra was grooming made his asshole pop after dark.

>I remember everything
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>>82562996
I spent $90 on that shitty airport playset with the shitty gimped Quinjet even though it's missing half the actual characters from that scene just for an ANTS sized Ant Man and GI-ANTS Man. I have the three of them lined up on my bookshelf right now next to each other by size, its great.
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>>82562485
Zemo x Beautiful Son is gap OTP
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>>82563210
He has a kindship to the Twins and wants to protect them.
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>>82562731
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>>82563124
Me and my brother knew it wouldn't happen but we were hoping he would be secretly back in Civil War and healed using that machine from Age of Ultron, at least bedridden the entire movie but alive.
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>>82563099
>>82563179
These are fucking killing me
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>>82562719
>Why the fuck did they paint Tony as a villain?
>They didn't.

They didn't do Tony many favors in this movie. The worst part for Tony was how he used Spider-Man. He threw an untrained kid in against the big boys and girls. Steve called him out on Wanda how she was just a kid and they were treating her like a criminal, or worse like a weapon rather than a person. And then he taps a high school kid for his civil war. I don't think Tony even realized what he was doing until Rhodey asked how old Peter was. Tony sees potentiality, uses. He has a mechanists view of the world, parts to get the job done, He tries to see the potential in people, which is good, but he sometimes has trouble seeing the reality of who they are while blinded by what he thinks they could or should be.

Seems Tony came to his senses when the kid nearly got killed. Then later when he saw how they were treating Wanda on the raft.

Of course the fact that Tony then had his breakdown didn't help.
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I loved how they kept Zemo's kinda gay/hate obsession with Cap in the movie by making him notice the green in his eyes as a flaw.
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>>82563295
Stop making me dream
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>>82563281

Dutiful.
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>>82563190
Yep
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>>82563220
>Some mention of Quicksilver.
There was definitely reference to it. But you're right, it wasn't technically mentioned.
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the quips were out of control!
Will DC ever be able to compete in quip count, or should they go full grim-dark?
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>>82563288
Hawkdad convinces the twins to become Avengers.
Pietro dies protecting him
Wanda gets grounded by Tony.
Hawkdad mad.
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>>82563302

RICH KID

ASSHOLE

PAINT ME AS A VILLAIN
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>>82563323
B E A U T I F U L

S O N
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>>82563315
He probably popped a boner when Steve grabbed him and slammed him against the wall.
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>>82563341
They decided to take Suicide Squad BACK TO FORMULA because they were afraid it didn't have enough quips.
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>>82562955
That's nice.
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>>82563070
>Give Zemo a purple balaclava and fur-collar coat when he goes to Siberia
>More spider-sense
>More damage to each other caused in the airport scene
I'd like to include Tony accidentally killing Cap when trying to go for Bucky, but I don't know how to tie the remainder of the film up from there.
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>>82563188
>Was I the only one who noticed that they set the board up the wrong way?
No, all the other kids diagnosed with severe autism also noticed it.
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>WS using his hand as a shield to stop bullets
Too fucking cool. I thought his arm would make a shitty shield, but he made that thing work for him.
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>>82563355

Damn you and your gay eardrums.
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>>82563338
>There was definitely reference to it.

What was it?
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>>82562718
>>82562907
Samefag

>>82562979
I'm willing to bet they would've found a way to put Pietro on Tony's side, and made a fight scene between the twins
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>>82563302
They still didn't though. Tony keeping Wanda locked down was called for, and him getting Peter was fine, too. The kid held his own against Winter Soldier and Falcon (granted the latter wasn't activated). He wasn't painted as a villain, just an antagonist with agreeable motivations. They did shit on him pretty hard at the end. It'll be interesting to see how Team Cap reacts to WS killing Stark's parents
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>>82563220
I agree with everything but Rhodes dying.
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>>82563438

>>82563191
>>82563210
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>>82562791
it's not about whether or not he could. it was always about whether or not they would.
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>>82563446
Like they'll care after this. I honestly wonder how they'll get alone after this.
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>>82563404
I enjoyed all of Bucky's fights in this. Too bad he didn't get a hold of a knife this time around.

Those knife flips in TWS was GOAT as fuck.
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>>82563315
I thought he's implying that Cap's personality isn't as perfect as everyone thought.
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>>82562884
This is an amazing idea.
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>>82562791
Probably for casuals, and comic fans weren't 100% sure it was going to happen.
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>>82563438
When Hawkeye goes to get Wanda he mentions something about having a debt to pay to her. Implying his involvement in Quick's death.

I do like how subtle this movie was with passing conversation like how. Like when Peter basically entirely conveys his backstory and even hints at Uncle Ben without the movie having the blatantly brief us on Spiderman's origin story for the 15th time.
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>>82563485
See, that would piss me off, because they did the same thing in AoU. Didn't even care about the wormhole or his mental state. Only ones that care are Rhodes, and Natasha, maybe.
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>>82563442
>I'm willing to bet they would've found a way to put Pietro on Tony's side, and made a fight scene between the twins

I doubt it. They were stuck together like glue and the clash of egos wouldn't work between him and Pietro.

Not to mention Pietro was still salty about his family being blown up by Stark tech.
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>>82562717
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>>82563489
>picking up a battering ram
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>>82562731
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>>82563502
No it's a ultimate___ idea.
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I noticed several of Tony's lines were different takes than the ones in the trailers. Notably 'kick you in your perfect teeth' and 'So was I'. He was generally more angry sounding in the movie.
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>>82562955
I always wanted YNB to play Agent Preston in a Deadpool movie.
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>>82563593
the so was i line we a lot better in the movie.
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>>82562474
>Holy shit!
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>>82563575
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>>82563575
>Aaron hoverhanding Wanda

>>82563593
>he never says "You just started a war!"
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>>82563070

>War Machine and Vision operating in some capacity in the Lagos scene.
>General Ross venomously refers to Banner as "that monster" or something else that hints to their past.
>Some reference to Quicksilver, even if it's just Wanda having a picture of him in her room.
>In the scene where Tony asks Pete what makes he do what he does, Pete at some point says "with great power comes great responsibility" and the camera focuses on Tony's reaction to the phrase.
>Zemo gets put in the Raft at the end to set up Thunderbolts better.
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>>82563446
I wasn't the one calling him a villain, I'm merely pointing out how his character wasn't shown as particularly stable and what he felt were his solutions, his attempts to solve problems, were instead making things worse.

Peter held his own through most of the fight, but you still don't chuck that kid in the deep end. Web slinging some criminals or stopping a speeding car hardly compares with going against Captain America, or the Winter Soldier who Tony has no reason to believe isn't still in full-on assassin mode. The guy nearly shot him in the face! He had no way to know Bucky wouldn't go full lethal weapon on the kid.

Someone might say Tony knew his friend's power levels so he felt Spider-Man was good go to. He'd crunched the numbers or whatever. But this whole situation was about how shit happens in battle that nobody wants. They can't stop everything. They can't foresee everything. And what happened in this fight? Rhodes nearly died. He may never be able to walk without robotic assistance again. That could have happened to the kid. That almost did. What would he have told Peter's unusually hot aunt then?
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>>82563542
Natasha really seems to just fall in line with whoever she needs to, huh? She's kinda like the support for whoever needs it at the moment.
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>>82563665
>Zemo gets put in the Raft at the end to set up Thunderbolts better.
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>>82563572
>dat desk flip
>busting through the door like the Kool-Aid man
>when he grabbed T'Challa out of the air with one hand while riding the motorcycle
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>>82563665
>>In the scene where Tony asks Pete what makes he do what he does, Pete at some point says "with great power comes great responsibility" and the camera focuses on Tony's reaction to the phrase.
The writers deliberately didn't do that because Peter at his age wouldn't use the words that way.
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>>82563489
I liked that Bucky's fighting style was consistent with the comics, where he just uses anything in reach as a weapon. Even without powers, he's one of the most entertaining fighters.
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>>82563653
>>Aaron hoverhanding Wanda
He probably didn't want his old hag, cradle robbing wife to get pissed at him.
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>>82563632
Agreed. Instead of 'why won't you be my friend? *sniff*' he seemed bitter and betrayed.
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>>82563665
Never write.
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>>82563070
Crossbones survives

That's all I'd change.
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>>82563665
>>In the scene where Tony asks Pete what makes he do what he does, Pete at some point says "with great power comes great responsibility" and the camera focuses on Tony's reaction to the phrase.
No thank you
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>>82563653
>Aaron hoverhanding Wanda
Seems like his forearm is resting on her shoulder so his hand is just in front of her.
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>>82563188
One thing I really, liked about this was the different philosophies Tony and Steve had towards signing. Steve refuses to sign because he disagrees with it and is too honest to just give lip service to it. If Steve is going to go along with the accords then he's going to abide by them.

For Tony it's a pragmatic thing, this will happen so it's best to "play along" even if you intend on cheating later (having the document amended or just straight up cheating it like when he ducks out to join up with Cap and Bucky at the end).
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>>82563749
>>82563773

MY OPINION, I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT REDDIT OR TUMBLR RANKS THESE FILMS, IN TERMS OF KINO THIS IS MY LIST SO FUCK YOU!!!
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>>82563653
>he never says "You just started a war!"
Neither 'I was wrong about you, the whole world was wrong about you', but I like to imagine that was what he was thinking in pic related.
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>>82563686
Natasha was doing the best she could to keep the Avengers together and mediating between them, because it was the first time in her life she felt she was working for good.

At the airport scene she realized that the Avengers had cracked beyond repair and cut her losses.

I felt sorry for her. She was willing to go legit and instead is now on the run again.
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>>82563747
JFC
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>>82563771
I'm sure he's fine. The whole thing was pre-planned and it was just another of Zemo's stooges wearing a Crossbones facemask like the guy who wore the Bucky mask to the bombing.
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>>82563771
>Crossbones survives
>That's all I'd change
Changing that would mean Wanda would not be blamed for the explosion.
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>>82563681
Yeah, Tony wasn't stable, but his solutions were viable, especially when Cap decides to harbor Bucky. Capture Bucky? Yes. Keep Wanda lockdown because she isn't a U.S. citizen and she, in the eye of the public, is responsible for them dead African people? Yes.
And it's not like he was the sole person making things worse. Cap screws things up as well.

I think when Tony saw WS with Cap, he could have deduced WS wasn't in killmode, And yeah Peter could have died, that's why Tony told him to "keep his distance, web him up". Also the reason why Tony sidelined him when Peter took a giant hand to the body.

>>82563686
Yeah, it's a bit jarring. I get the feeling she really doesn't like Stark at all. Hell she recommended Iron Man but not Tony for the Avengers
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>>82563828
It made Tony come off a bit hypocritical that he was willing to chase down and arrest the rogue Avengers for doing the same thing he would have done if he thought it was convenient or necessary. He gladly went against it at the end when he thought he was going to help Cap and Bucky stop the assassins.
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>>82563686

It's almost like she's a spy or something who's used to siding with whoever on a whim.
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>they're considering giving Black Widow a movie

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>>82563843
>Slowly and casually tasing the shit out of Black Panther
>Cap and Buck get away
>His face when
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>>82563830
Consider sucide my man
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>>82563908
>It made Tony come off a bit hypocritical that he was willing to chase down and arrest the rogue Avengers for doing the same thing he would have done if he thought it was convenient or necessary.
Tony outright said the Accords was suppose to be lip service and that he never intended to obey it. Steve refuse to sign because Steve only sign what he was willing to obey.
But then Ross started going megalomaniac and now Tony can't break the Accords as easily as he planned to.
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>>82563847
Proof that anyone can get a top tier husbando, even if you're old and busted.
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>>82563890
She would be blamed for throwing the blast into a hospital I surmise. The whole thing could still happen I think
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>>82563446
>It'll be interesting to see how Team Cap reacts to WS killing Stark's parents

They won't. I mean it's meaningful to Tony because it's HIS parents but for everyone else it's just another pair of bodies that he racked up while he was brainwashed by hydra.
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>>82563908
>He gladly went against it at the end
He straight up told Steve that he could have the accords amended later on, and talks shit to Ross, so the accords to Tony were probably just something that could be used to assuage the current situation til later
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>>82563985
Doesn't that basically illustrate that Tony was wrong and that the Accords were bullshit?
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>>82563847
>>82563747
>>82563992
>old enough to be his mom
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>>82564041
Yes.
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>>82564000
>She would be blamed for throwing the blast into a hospital I surmise. The whole thing could still happen I think
The bomber still at large would mean he would be to blame.
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>>82563891
Tony is the MCU king of bad ideas. Sometimes it's played for laughs, like buying strawberries with your expensive watch as a peace offering to someone who is allergic to strawberries.

This time it was sending a high school kid to war.

The whole bit about Wanda not being a US citizen and therefore her mistakes must count against her is pretty bullshit when you consider Tony created Ultron which nearly ended in an extinction level event, but hey he's a US citizen so it's perfectly fine. He'll just give some grad students unlimited funding for their projects. I'm sure none of them will end up creating something that can be used as a weapon or get involved in a lab accident that turns them into a super villain.

Vision was right, this all started going down when Tony revealed he was Iron Man. He's created a villain or a threat in every movie he's been in.
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>>82564041
Yes.

The point of this movie is Tony is wrong and he is only driven by his ego to cover his own ass.
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>>82564059
So how is #TeamStark a thing, again? Especially when two members left him in the end, one was a robot programmed to agree with him anyway, one is a kid who had no idea what the issue was and just wanted to impress Stark, and the other was his bestie military friend who just does what the government tells him anyway Accords or no.
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>>82564053
>they have two kids
>he's impregnated her twice
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>>82564014
Why are people getting in Buckys ass for what he did when he was mind controlled for over a decade? Did Hawkeye serve time because of all those SHIELD agents he killed in Avengers?
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>>82564053
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>>82564130
>So how is #TeamStark a thing, again? Especially when two members left him in the end, one was a robot programmed to agree with him anyway, one is a kid who had no idea what the issue was and just wanted to impress Stark, and the other was his bestie military friend who just does what the government tells him anyway Accords or no.
It is still a thing because it still has the backing of the US government. And that is still meaningful and a great force.
This also means Ross is free to build his Thunderbolts team now.
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>>82564095
>he is only driven by his ego to cover his own ass.

You mean guilt. One could say that is 'egotistical' too, but all he is doing in CW is trying to make up for his fuckups.
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>>82564141
The same reason why Natasha's red ledger is washed clean and Tony isn't in jail for building Ultron.

Oh wait
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>>82564093
Tony was protecting Wanda from the US Government.

Being grounded and locked in your room is the superior alternative to being locked up in a cell. Tony believed that his actions were the lesser of two evils.

So if Tony didn't do anything, if he didn't lock Wanda in her room. Then what? The government would just go ahead and come for her instead. Either she complies and is placed in a containment facility because the government's composed of a bunch of paranoid assholes, or she refuses and is labeled a criminal. Tony saw no better alternatives.
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>>82564130
That's why Tony is so sad in the end. Steve gave him the Avengers but he barely has any Avengers anymore. He has become Tony Stank, now and forever.
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>>82564141
Did Hulk serve time for Hulking everywhere?
Did Black Widow serve time for her KGB days?
Did Wanda serve time for being Hydra?
Did Tony serve time for fucking the world with Ultron?

But nah, because it was Stark's parents specifically, Bucky's the only one that deserves to be murdered. Because sad is more justification for murder than legitimate mind control.
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462129416731.webm

>When the two sides line up
>When they start to walk to each other
>They then run at full speed
>They fight
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>>82564130
Because people who watched it ended up sympathizing with stark. He kind of has the moral highground, since he's trying to do what the public wants and Cap forgot to mention his parents' assassination.
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>>82564130
Vision isn't programmed to agree with Tony.

>>82564187
I think he'll be okay with Vision and Spidey.
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>>82564186
>Tony believed that his actions were the lesser of two evils.
No they weren't, because for man as intelligent as he is he should have been able to see more than two solutions that were actually the same solution. Wanda is locked up, by him or the gov it didn't matter. But that wasn't the only choice.

Steve was ready to plant himself by the river of truth and tell them, "No, you move." Tony was busy being drunk and pissing in that river.
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>>82562849
>mfw that happened

Just needed more casual displays of dodging shit with spidy sense and it'd of been perfect.
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>>82564167
Yeah nothing can possibly go wrong there.

>>82564187
I straight up laughed at that. "The Avengers are yours." You know, the two that are left. I freed the rest that you allowed to be imprisoned for trying to save the world. Peace out, we'll still be around to save the world if you and your team of two can't do it yourselves.
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>>82564237
Tony had more pressing matters to deal with than babysitting Wanda. And if she was left to her own devices, the government would have probably tried to contain her, which would inevitably result in her being labeled a criminal. I would like to note that the entirety of the film takes place in the course of approximately 48 hours.
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>>82564041
Yes, that's kind of the point.

>Rogers was morally compromised by Bucky's presence. His blind spot was loneliness. His misguided outlet was protecting Bucky at all costs, sacrificing friends in the process.

>Stark was morally compromised by having created Ultron. His blind spot was guilty. His misguided outlet was supporting the Accords even though he didn't believe in them.
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>>82564235
>Vision isn't programmed to agree with Tony
No but he's part Jarvis and seems compelled to do everything Tony tells him. Even refers to him as Mr. Stark.
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>>82564235
Part of Vision's basis is JARVIS which was an AI programmed to serve Tony. Just like Ultron retained a lot of Tony's traits and thinking patterns. He's not straight up confined to it, but it is the encoding of his personality to think like Stark.
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>>82564225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyiS1nXlqJE
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>>82564281
>sacrificing friends in the process.

He didn't really sacrifice any friends though. Out of everyone, Steve was the closest with Sam and Nat, who were for the most part right by his side.
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>>82563070
Quick slav comes back alive in stinger because fuck you.
More casual spidy-sense
Some villeins are shown off in the background of the prison (leader, abomination, D-listers< they own)

After that no real complaints.
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>>82564303
Handsome Vibranium Jarvis is right, by definition.

He is a benevolent being wielding the Mind Gem.

He did the equations, for Christ's sake.
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>>82564235
>Vision isn't programmed to agree with Tony.
Actually Vision made it very clear that he is intentionally obeying Tony's every word, because he wanted to look non-threatening. He is just as dangerous as Wanda and has a mysterious stone that he doesn't have full control over, and he was designed by a killer robot. By all accounts he should be locked up too. But by being a good little root slave, Vision was able to dodge the accuations.

And Vision even asked Wanda to follow his example, not knowing that most humans couldn't do that sort of thing to themselves.
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>that feel when Avengers vs X-Men never
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>>82564334
You mean the equations that basically said it's all Tony's fault?
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>>82564334
But he didn't input the human factor into the formula.
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>>82564378
Good. The X-Men continuity is a mess right now.
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>>82563220
Wanda has a shrine to Pietro in her room
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>>82564292
Vision's actions were dictated by logic, except when it came to Wanda in which case they were dictated by emotion. After running calculations, he came to the conclusion that signing the Accords was the logical thing to do.

And you don't NEED to be a super fighting robot with a supercomputer brain to understand that, yes, enforced accountability on the actions of super-people is the logical thing to do.
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>>82564207
>Did Wanda serve time for being Hydra?
Fucking christ, Imagine being her
>Ally yourself with Hydra alongside with your brother in hopes of avenging your family against Tony Stark and those who waged war in her country
>Get crazy powers, ally yourself with a robot
>Unleash the fucking Hulk on Africa
>Realise that the robot with lips you allyed yourself with was planning to kill all humans, not just Tony Stark
>switch sides, find out the robot is going to use your city to destroy the planet
>know your home is doomed no matter what you and the Avengers do
>brother dies
>throw a bong into a hospital
How hasnt she killed herself yet? You think they ever told her that Ultrons existance was partially her fault?
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>>82564334
>Handsome Vibranium Jarvis is right, by definition.
>He is a benevolent being wielding the Mind Gem.
>He did the equations, for Christ's sake.
Civil War writers argue that Vision might not be "worthy" anymore. That him no longer being a newborn meant that he could be corrupted by his own experiences and decision, and that he just might need to learn to earn his worthiness from scratch.
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>>82564280
The government was after them in AOU and Tony was perfectly fine running when HE was the one responsible for creating the murderbot. Suddenly one tiny corner of a building being blown up was one tragedy too much. He just jumped at the opportunity because for once he had no part in the event so technically his hands were totally clean in Lagos.

The government is fully capable of doing screwy and unethical shit, all the time. Would Tony be fine rounding up Commies for McCarthy? Or flying over Mexico blasting ACDC from his armor until they agree to build President Trump's wall? Would he have been fine confining Rosa Parks to her house because better he's making her stay there than the government rounding her up?

And it's not like we need another thread where people point out all the corrupt or evil government officials we've seen in the MCU so far.
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>>82564356
That doesn't mean he's programmed to, anon. Intentionally doesn't mean programmed.

>>82564387
It's both of their faults really
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Just finished watching it. Loved it.

I felt really bad for Tony up until he went into pure revenge mode in the finale. I wanted to slap Hawkeye and Falcon for how they talked to him on the Raft.
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>>82564409
>signing the Accords was the logical thing to do
Not with Ross leading the show. He's a fucking villain.
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>>82564418
Tony no longer believes that he is capable of making good judgment calls. That's why he was so quick to sign the Accords. He believes that the government clearly knows better than he does, because every time he decides something on his own, people tend to die.
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>>82564445
>I wanted to slap Hawkeye and Falcon for how they talked to him on the Raft.

Why? Falcon literally did nothing wrong.
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>>82564418
The movie spells it out - He wants to cooperate so that the government doesn't just declare open season on all of them.
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>MUH DEAD SON
>HE DINDU NUTHIN
>I'M GOING TO SEND THE SUPER HERO INTO AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
I realize there has to be conflict in a movie but these arguments are quite frankly retarded.

Sorry about your son but if the team of super humans didn't stop the floating city from crashing into the Earth's surface then literally everyone on the planet would have died.
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>>82564417
>Babies are worthy of the title of Thor
kek
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>>82564378
I had a hunch that general audience were getting tired of superheroes beating each other, they just them to be heroes.
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>>82564445
>I felt really bad for Tony up until he went into pure revenge mode in the finale.
Basically how I felt. I totally sympathized with his ideals until he went batshit on Bucky. Like, I totally understand why he did it, but still.
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>>82564457
Fair point. If I were Tony, at the very least, I'd have demanded that literally anyone other than Ross be in charge of this shit before I signed anything.
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>>82564457
Ross isn't leading the show.
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>>82564445
He deserved it
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>War Machine tearing that truck to shreds
>"I thought it was a water truck!"
>Tic-Tac
>"Oh this isn't good. Uuhh you're gonna have to take this into the shop"
>Spider-Man crawling on Giant-Mans face
>Widow getting rekted by Ant-Man


Lang really stood out for the 20 minutes he got of screen time
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>>82564445
>risk your life multiple times to save the world
>a few people die
>you're to blame! listen to us, the villain of the hulk movie
>retire because fuck this bullshit
>world under threat again, please help us hawkdad
>sure fine i'll help you stop these crazy russian assassins
>get stopped by stark and his crew
>thrown into crazy fucking underwater prison
>teach you to try to save the world!
>stark, creator of ultron, walks free
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>breakout at the raft
>new avengers get set up
>Cap, Falcon, maybe Bucky, and all 4 netflix heroes

it will never happen but
I can dream
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>>82564508
I felt for him. If I were in his shoes, I don't think I'd be able to hold back from murdering Bucky immediately.
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>>82563070
More prisoners on The Raft
Ant-Man actually using ants.
Ross having beef with the Avengers for letting Hulk roam free.
Sam catching up to Rhodey before Tony and actually trying to help Rhodes, before Tony blasts him.
Just like >>82563220 , higher death count and disaster on New York and Sokovia
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>>82564445
Hawkeye was being a bit too much of a cunt. He was talking to Tony like he always hated his guts, and Stark was right when he mentioned Clint knew the consequences and could just have stayed home.

Falcon was justified though. He tried to catch Rhodey, genuinely told Tony he was sorry, and got blasted for it.
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>>82564464
It felt like they were being excessively hostile, treating Tony like he was their enemy for selfish reasons instead of trying to do the right thing.
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>>82564482
If she had pulled this shit on steve you would of had a point but she pulled on the guy who made the danm murderbot
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>>82564547
I would probably break down crying, but I'm not really a ptsd violent trigger happy nutcase like Stark.
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>>82564547
I think he was trying to do just that. Cap getting in his way was all that kept Bucky alive.
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So I looked around for the references from the keywords, because, you know, the russos.

one, nine, seventeen - 1917 the year of Bucky's bearth
freight car - the thing he fell out of
homecoming - spidey's title
daybreak - this song from Community: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09InPHAKJko

Anything else that is escaping me?
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>>82564508
I'm the opposite, i get why he was pro reg but didn't agree and felt allot of this was more "tony knows best"

But he was justified in trying to kill bucky.
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>>82564513
>Ross isn't leading the show.
He is the only one who is. The UN doesn't lead anything, when you say "let the UN decide", it generally means it was already decided by a major power and the UN rubberstamps. In this case, Ross is the major power.
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>>82564558

>More prisoners on the Raft
>Your face when one of them has Justin Hammer in it
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>>82564586
It's all that kept Tony from finding his villain origin story, too. Steve spared Bucky and Tony with his interference.
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no one said anything about tony bringing a literal baby to the fight
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>>82564567
>you would of had a point
It's time to go to bed, Anon.
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>>82564563
You wouldn't be mad at the guy that put you in jail while your best friend is out trying to stop 5 super soldiers from wrecking the world?
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>>82564400
Not really.

It's First Class > Days of Future Past > Apocalypse > Deadpool.
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>>82564582
When you see someone crush your dad's face and strangle the life out of your mom, it tends to bring up certain emotions in you. Emotions that may be out of your ability to keep under control.

I swear to God if I saw anything like that happen to my parents, there's a good chance I'd be incarcerated and sentenced to at least two-to-ten years in jail by the end of the day.
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>>82564612
Yeah, that struck me as odd when everyone was like "You've got moxy, sport." and not "I don't want to shoot/punch a 15 year old."
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>>82564608
Why don't they make one-shots any more? I miss them.
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>>82564612
That baby was super OP and only supposed to 'web them in'. Spiderlinger chose to rush into battle himself.
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>People complaining that Clint was too much of a jerk.

He's just being written as Clint for the first time in the MCU -- a hotheaded, sarcastic, cocky jerk.
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>>82564655
They're money sinks. They turn in zero profit.
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>>82564608
How hasnt he escaped from Seagate yet?
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>>82564582
You'd cry right in front of your parents' murderer?

>>82564586
>>82564609
I don't want to start any versus arguments (though I may just have), but yeah Iron Man v Cap is was too much of an obvious answer.

Also, what did FRIDAY do to give Tony that edge at the end?

>>82564654
>>82564664

I think anon was making a joke about Vision being days(?) old, guys
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>>82564459
>Tony no longer believes that he is capable of making good judgment calls.
If that were true it would be a good idea for him to stop judging other people.

Steve was right. Tony wants someone else to blame so he stops blaming himself. Stopping the Chitauri invasion, stopping Ultron, stopping Hydra's death machines over Washington - if they'd HAD the Accords they'd still have gone in, assuming Hydra hadn't infiltrated the UN panel and couldn't be trusted. (so again we apparently need it pointed out that the previous MCU movies had an evil senator (Garry Shandling), an evil Secretary of Defense/World Security Council Member in Alexander Pierce, and the vice president of the US was working with Killian. Politics is NOT the answer.) There still would have been fights, there still would have been collateral damage, but that's okay because Tony would sleep better since he can just blame 117 signatory countries instead of himself.

That's bullshit.
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>>82564654
They didn't know how old or who Peter was. Only TeamIM had some idea.
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>>82564672
He wasn't just sarcastic. He was full of spite. As if Tony was a literal Judas like in the comic.
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>>82564701
true but the high pitched voice and his size were some indication. just sayin
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>>82564701
They heard him speak. They knew how old he was.
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>>82564713
He did lock up his daughterfu.
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>>82564480
No, that's what Tony claimed. Ross threatened. What would they do, try to shut them down? Did that work in Age of Ultron? Was Ross ever able to stop the Hulk until Banner thought he'd cured himself?

And now Steve and the others are in a different country. Yeah, that really worked out well for the US and Tony.
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>>82564692
>Also, what did FRIDAY do to give Tony that edge at the end?
Analyzed Steves fighting pattern and predicted his next hit or something
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>>82564535
Giving anyone free reign to do whatever they want is never a good idea.

Cops stop crime but we still don't let them make whatever judgement call they deem necessary.

Checks and balances are what separate protectors from fascist overlords.
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>82564692
>I think anon was making a joke about Vision being days(?) old, guys

no they were right I meant Spidey
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>>82562819

he likes to fuck with people. So when you see racism everywhere, he just adds it in to be funny even though he knows people will always take it seriously. Its just deadpan
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>>82564716
Tom Holland is the same height as RDJ.
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I think it's funny how people were comparing the end of this movie to Empire Strikes Back, where it ends on kind of a downer note and Bucky is frozen in carbonite...

...when Spiderman directly references Empire during the movie.

OH, DISNEY.
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>>82564695
So do you actually believe that this group of the most powerful individuals on the planet should be completely free to do what they want with unlimited freedom? Because as a human being living in human society, I can only come to the conclusion that that is complete bullshit.

Superheroes are cool on paper, but they should NOT have the right to do whatever the fuck they want with zero accountability.
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>>82564692
> what did FRIDAY do to give Tony that edge at the end?

She takes full control of the suit, since Tony can't keep up with hand to hand combat with Cap.
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>I'm your conscience
>we don't talk much
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>>82564606
They said there was a coumcil of UN members running things.

And the Accords don't compel any action. They only can prevent it.
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>>82564713

Tony threw him in jail -- he was just dropping some truth bombs. Nothing he said was wrong: Tony is an arrogant futuristl who thinks he knows what's best for everyone and constantly tries to push it on them. He did know that his friends would be sent somewhere and labelled criminals. He just wanted Tony to realise that he wasn't the altruistic good guy here.
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>>82563949
While I'm not that interested in just a Black Widow movie, I'd totally be down for a Black Widow and Hawkeye movie.
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>>82564741
>we still don't let them make whatever judgement call they deem necessary

Chicago would have a word with you.
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RDJ is taller in universe than he is IRL, not to mention Iron Man suits must add inches
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>Cap banging his ex's grand niece or something

fucking pimp
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>>82564751
they hide it pretty well.
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>>82564756
>She takes full control of the suit, since Tony can't keep up with hand to hand combat with Cap.
And Tony would only do this when he was truly desperate, because it must be scary to let and AI control the suit while you are inside it. This would likely be a plotpoint in future films.
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>>82564754
You would trust a COMMITTEE with that kind of power? As someone in the real world I come to the conclusion that that is complete bullshit.

If superheroes existed then making them subordinate to political powers that are notoriously corruptible is the worst thing you could do.
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>>82564639
I would fucking tell him about the super soldiers.
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>>82564818
Can it get any better than that?
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Aunt May keeps getting hotter and hotter with each reboot
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>>82564782
I'd be more interested in JUST a Hawkeye movie.
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>>82564847
Oh, I see. You're an anarchist, aren't you?
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>>82564857
Like they tried to at the airport?
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>tells SHIELD not to fuck around with the Tesseract
>they do and let it fall into the hands of Loki who then uses it to open a portal to Thanos's realm
>tells Iron Man and Cap America to let him take Loki back to Asgard
>they refuse, resulting in alien invasion
>tells Odin not to freak the fuck out and sacrifice tons of lives pointlessly to defeat the Dark Elves
>Odin ignores him so he has to solve everything basically by himself
>tells Tony and Bruce not to fuck around with Loki's scepter before he takes it back to Asgard
>they do and create Ultron
>tells Steve and Tony not to fuck everything up while he goes away and saves the universe for the third time
>they do and fuck everything up

Why won't everyone just listen to based Thor?
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Is Sokovia supposed to be a city or a country?

Is it a weird Eastern European city-state like they used to have back in Ancient Greece?
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>>82564847
And individuals are infallible and incorruptible? I'm not gonna let some random guy drive a tank he happened to find around with no restriction, just because he's shooting bad guys with it.
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>>82564881
Tony, go to bed. You're drunk.
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>Thunderbolts movies.

>Ross orders Zemo to put together a new team of Avengers, called the Thunderbolts.
>Brings in a bunch of powered individuals.
>Prisoners the Beetle, Fixer, Moonstone and Screaming Mimi become Mach 1, Techno, Meteorite and Songbird.
>Zemo is given the identity Citizen V. He's given the Super Soldier serum.
>They start doing missions, under threat of death by Ross.
>All but Zemo began to like being heroes, being looked up too. Feeling "Good".
>Zemo eventually hatches a scheme to free themselves.
>Ross slowly starts losing his shit.
>He takes radiation and becomes Red Hulk.
>Zemo then frees them and plans to escape. But the Thunderbolts refuse to follow him, seeing the danger that Red Hulk will bring.
>Thunderbolts sans Zemo fight Red Hulk, bringing him down.
>They become celebrated as new heroes.
>Zemo dons his costume.
>A new supervisor for the team is introduced. Norman Osborn.
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>>82564868

>next reboot she's in her 30s and works as a stripper to support Peter.
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>>82564781
Tony didn't order anyone to be thrown in jail. When he found out he opposed it, but backed down like a bitch because Ross threatened him. Clint was trash-talking him as if Tony was pleased and smug over them being locked up, when it was the direct opposite.
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>>82564754
>So do you actually believe that this group of the most powerful individuals on the planet should be completely free to do what they want with unlimited freedom? Because as a human being living in human society, I can only come to the conclusion that that is complete bullshit.

Is everyone ignoring the fact that the MCU government and police force is incompetent as shit.

They let SHIELD run around unopposed for years - the Chutari incident is on them for the fucking with the tessaract.

Also, they haven't done shit about the HYDRA sleeper cells in their own government. The Avengers were the one to clean that up without the governments assistance in AoU.

>Superheroes are cool on paper, but they should NOT have the right to do whatever the fuck they want with zero accountability.

Fuck that. If someone saved my life even if they broke the law, I would be grateful. Shit like this is why the Good Samaritan Law is in place today.
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>>82564847
Who else would you trust with it? An individual? A single nation?
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>>82562582

She'll probably be back in Infinity War. This movie was packed as it is with notable actors, and Gwenyth Paltrow doesn't come cheap.
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>>82564893
huh.
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>>82564783
And you see exactly why it's an awful idea.
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I agree that power must be checked and thats always a valid (and sometimes interesting) thing to do in super powered stories, but in the scene where Ross hands them the accords I couldn't help but think what would have happened in the situations of the footage he showed if the Avengers WEREN'T there
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>>82564935

As Clint said, he knew they'd put them somewhere, even if it wasn't the Raft. Tony knew they'd wind up locked up in some capacity and he brought them in anyway.
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>>82564608
Duuuuuuuuuude
We can get Zemo, Hammer, Abomination, Killgrave, Zola. Along with the villains from Black Panther, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Homecoming and Cage's shows, we can get some cool ass people up there.
Give Ross the gamma rays and the Thunderbolts are real.
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>>82564915

Zemo calls it a "failed state long before you blew it up", so it's a country. Probably a really tiny Balkan one with only one major city, like Kosovo.
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>>82563380
Was there any reference to spider-sense? I don't remember any and to be honest usually forget it's there with movie spidey
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>>82564826
I'd be desperate too if an anthropomorphic American flag was beating me into the wall with the people's Frisbee.

>>82564892
Only problem I had with the movie. Fucking don't stop trying Cap, fucking tell them,"look y'all there's Winter Soldiersx5 and we gotta stop them."
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>Chris Evans Captain America, Hugh Jackman Wolverine, and Ryan Reynolds Deadpool will never go on a mission together
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>>82562731
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>>82564733
The Avengers going to war with every government on the planet is something that would be horrible for everyone.
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>>82564923
I sure am glad you don't work for Marvel
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>>82564978
Bucky chucks a thing at Peter, who senses it and throws it back at him.
>OH GOD
>Hey, buddy, I think you dropped this!
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>>82564608
Lol Justin is happy in prison with his own prison bitch.
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>>82564973

If it's a country, why did Friday say "Sokovia is going for a ride" in Age of Ultron?

Makes it sound more like a city.
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>>82564990
fuck
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>>82564990

>live action The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
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>>82564937
If you're suggesting individuals then maybe the individuals with the powers? I mean that's what actually happens anyway, right down to Tony ignoring Ross to do what he wants. In other words he does exactly what Steve warned. What happens when we want to go somewhere and they won't let us? Tony had evidence, Ross was ignoring it. Tony took matters into his own hands.

The very movie undermines the premise of the Accords which Tony was meant to champion.
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>>82564978
Right before Ant-Man sucker punches him
>"Hey guys, there's something wron-
And again when Bucky threw that thing at him
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>>82564893
>>82564947
that's why he's wielding the hammer.
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>>82565017
Then tell me how you'd do the movie you fucking sperg?
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>>82565001
I don't think they would go to war with every nation. I also don't think many nations would look at the Hulk and say, "Okay chums, let's charge 'em!"

Ross was blowing hot air out his ass as usual. Even Tony undermined him constantly, ignored him, and eventually just put him on hold.
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>>82565032

I mean, that chunk wasn't even the whole city they were in. So unless it's like the Vatican, since Zemo explicitly calls it a state, that couldn't have been all of Sokovia.
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>>82565042
>then maybe the individuals with the powers?
That's a terrible idea, and I hope you can see why.
Self-policing never works.
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>>82564936
They nearly sparked international incidents and wars multiple times since their conception. Tony Stark created Ultron. Wanda performed multiple acts of terrorism and fucked with those very heroes' heads. Banner can't always control himself when transformed becomes an unstoppable monster when sufficiently enraged.

The Avengers are not perfect gods. If they fuck up (as they have multiple times), the ones to pay the price won't be them, but the civilians.
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>>82563070

>better look at Spider-Mans outfit pre Stark upgrade

>Tony looking for super powered people. Perfect set up for a Daredevil reference

>More Crossbones. Grillo brought that crazy fucker off the pages and to the screen perfectly. Punisher vs Crossbones would have been awesome to see

>reference to Zemos purple mask

>Red Wing look more bird and less drone
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>>82562791
Anyone who watched Ant-Man saw there were grow disks, and Scott grew out of the Quantum Realm, though only to regular size. I would be disappointed in people if they DIDN'T see it coming, comics notwithstanding.
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>>82564918
Isn't that current US policy? If we think there's a threat we send in the drones. Blow up an apartment or a funeral. You don't think they'd do this with the Avengers if they had the power to order them around?
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>>82564990
>we will never have a scene of Huge Actman and Evans bro-ing it up in WWII
>we will never have Cap learn of the Weapon project as he's sent into Canada with Wade to capture a rogue Wolverine
>we will never have Wade geek the fuck out over meeting his hero and Steve recognizing Logan who can't remember him

It hurts, anon, but we MIGHT have some slim hope of Cap and the Punisher meeting up sometime.
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>>82562693
>>82562884

We need Tony to keep fucking up everything and getting more and more depressed so he can turn to being a asshole drunk again and do Superior Iron Man
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>>82564847
We trust India and Pakistand with nukes. Well no not really but we've done a good job so far of talking them down from nuking each other.

A commite who would be able to dictate a couple of circus freaks isn't too scary by comparison.
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>Your Highness
This got me hard for some reason
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>>82565090
The movies are completely cut off from the TV shows.
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>>82563572
>that fucking "THUD" when he hit a guy with it
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>>82565090
>Tony looking for super powered people.
>Tony and Natasha enter a bar where Frank Castle is hunched over a plate of bacon and eggs.
>"Hi, I'm Tony Stark."
>"And I'm Natasha Romanov."
>"Go fuck yourselves, shitbags."
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>>82565127
>implying this is DC
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>>82562410
>Evans happy beard is spreading
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>>82565122
My friend didn't understand this and asked me:
>Is it because he's the king of all black people?
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>>82564990

>never getting the North Korean Arc where deadpool meets his family
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>>82565080
It's what's actually in the movie. Tony tried to play by the rules and it didn't work. Rhodes as Iron Patriot tried to be a good soldier already and that screwed him over too.

Maybe you should accept that there are no golden solutions that work perfectly 100% of the time but they know their powers and their limitations. They aren't nukes, Ross, they're people. Weapons don't care who you point them at, but people can.
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>>82565106

>it will never be a running joke for the main character to apprehend Deadpool at some point in almost every Marvel film
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>>82565028
Yeah see it went completely over my head, didn't realize it was spider-sense. Kinda makes me wish there was some way to show the tingling lines in film without it looking dumb
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>>82565112
>We trust India and Pakistand with nukes.
No people don't. It scares the hell out of them that they managed to create them. The US since creating The Bomb has tried to stop everyone else from doing it themselves. It's why Iran and North Korea want to develop the ability because once you have nukes the US starts worrying about screwing with you.
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>>82565165
I really want Ross to lose it.
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>>82562623

Goddamn it, Cheadle. You got me.
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>>82565163
>live action Best Korea knock off X-men
A man can dream
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>>82565088
>If they fuck up (as they have multiple times), the ones to pay the price won't be them, but the civilians.

Simple question: would you rather the Avengers squash the threat with a hundred or so casualties, or would you rather the whole planet be destroyed?

You do remember in The Avengers, the government's answer to the Chituri was to drop a fucking NUKE on NYC, right? How many more people would have died, plus the radiation after effects?

Ultron was going to destroy the entire PLANET but people are crying because one city fell, that Zemo confirmed was already fucked.
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>>82565062
>hurr durr he doesnt like my idea he's a sperg
It honestly seems like a convoluted mess
>Suddenly all these villains out of nowhere
>Ross giving Zemo a SSS, after it worked so well with Blonsky
>going around dressed as superheroes fighting crime
>Red Hulk out of nowhere
>Norman Osborn out of nowhere, as the head of a government led superteam project

>smug reaction image for a shit idea
fuck you
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>>82565090
>>Tony looking for super powered people. Perfect set up for a Daredevil reference
Daredevil's only superpowers are his senses, and he has trouble fighting normal thugs. He'd we way below Tony's interest.
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>>82565153
When have the movies EVER acknowledged the TV shows? Shit happens in Agents of Shield that should affect the movies constantly, but not once are they ever acknowledged. The movie people don't care about the shows at all. No matter how badly the shows want that acknowledgement, the movies will never give it.
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>>82565080
Neither does giving the reins to the government.

It sucks, but self-policing has a better track record than the US government.
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Pakistan has nukes.

Any concern about arc reactor tech being misused or being able to order around Scarlet Witch or whatever the fuck pales in comparison to that. Yet no one seems to care.
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>>82564929
The current actress played a stripper in "The Wrestler" where she gives a semi-nude lap dance to Whiplash.
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>>82565202
Same here. Just a "Fuck all you people, if you want something done right you do it yourself."
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>>82562819
https://youtu.be/hAjEg2AOsHU
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>>82565122

>"The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations, a mantle passed from warrior to warrior. Now because your friend murdered my father I also wear the mantle of King. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?"
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>>82562474
This is surprinsingly HD
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>>82565210
>It honestly seems like a convoluted mess

So, like comics?
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>>82565127
>>82565153
tv series is basically separate from the movie until Coulson show up
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>>82565196

that's not necessarily true, the intelligence agencies were pretty sure Iraq had them if you look at the documents and that is what they told Rumsfeld.

The ability to launch nukes far distances is more important than the weapons themselves since North Koreans already seem to have nukes but have shitty abilities to get them out of their own hemisphere.
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>>82565143
They made this same fucking joke in First Class. Same joke.
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>>82565106
But what if,
>Flashback to one of Caps war adventures
>We never get a good look at the canadian soldier who got seperated from his group
>Cap and his team stalking Nazis through the forest
>keep hearing "skint" throughout the scenes, find dead nazis on the ground
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>>82565225
Movies are really big productions with a lot riding on getting things right once. I just don't think sneaking in a reference to a tv show is necessarily on their plate
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>>82565105
They wouldn't have that power. The Accords say the UN can block action, but they can't compel it.
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>>82564970
Hammer is in some shitty prison along with Trevor.
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>>82565226
The US wasn't getting control of the Avengers though. It was a UN committee, which makes sense seeing as how the Avengers operate internationally.
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>>82565202
they might need to replace sam elliot if they are going to do a red hulk movie.
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>We don't usually talk during fights

HAHAHAHHA

There's no way the writer wasn't laughing to himself when he put that in.
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>>82565296
Thatls the joke he's making
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>>82565207
Have fun explaining that to the families of the those Wakandans who died.

>"Look, I get that you're upset, but it's better that it was ONLY your son and a couple dozen others that died. It could have been a lot worse, let me tell you. Really, ma'am, your son's only one person. In the grand scheme of things, he's not even a blip on the radar, so you shouldn't let it get to you."
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>>82565296
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>>82565234
>>82564868
RDJ fucked that acreses while they worked together on the set of Only You.
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>the raft

I want the new avengers

make ur team
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>>82562979
You can see pictures of him in wandas room.
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>>82565302

well they're projecting CW to have made 600 mil by end of the weekend so now it remains to be seen how they do in weekend 2.
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>>82565106
>scene where Wolverine visits Cap and talks to him while he's still frozen
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>>82565329
We say that about Pakistanis when we drone the shit out of them.
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>>82565196
Finish that post.

>>82564893
Clearly we should let Thor rule us then. Him and Asguard seem far above corruption.
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>>82564489
Babies did nuffin wrong
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>>82565309
Trevor was broken out by an agent of the REAL Mandarin. Why Hammer hasnt made his daring escape with his boytoy yet escapes and confuses me
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>>82565284
The ability to hit from a distance scares the people at home, sure. Nobody wants a rogue state blowing up their picnic. But the government fears destabilization in the region. They could hit Japan or a number of US military bases. Even a miss would be a disaster. Or the nukes could be smuggled to other nations, even terrorist groups. The US was incredibly worried about Pakistan's stability not just in terms of the fact that India and Pakistan hate each other and have come to fighting in the past, but if Pakistan succumbs to an ISIS level event and those people have nukes, well fuck.
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>>82565222
Not to mention, he hides the fact that he's blind, so from a distance you probably wouldn't even know he HAD super powers. Just that he's a damn good fighter.
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>>82565309

What kind of name for a supervillain is Trevor?

It's like if Bin Laden and Benny Hill had a baby
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>>82565309
He's in Seagate, where Luke Cage got his powers
What if...? Nah.
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>>82562979

Well, its been two years in universe.

Wanda has a wall full of memories of him, if that's any consolation.
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>>82562593
That's Clint Barton right there. He's just a guy with a zappy stick and a bow up against a guy who shoots lasers and controls his own molecular density. So what does he do? Starts swinging.
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>>82565367

We're not killing any paki's that paki government actually cares about. We're bombing the tribals on border that are supporting the taliban. These are the same assholes who Pakistan government is in a secret war with right now. Same tribals that just murdered a bunch of kids not even a month ago. That whole western region is a nightmare, which is why Bin laden was living near there.
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>>82565368
>Finish that post.
But anon, Ross is more scared of the Hulk running around than any Nuke.
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>>82565402
No no, go on.
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>>82565329
If I had to choose between saving 100 people on the ground vs 20 people in a building, fuck yo feelings.

Wanda made the right decision to try and move the blast and families who survived are grateful.
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>>82565360
>>captain rescuing a young magneto from Hydra's secret facility.
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>>82565207
>We're the only ones who can protect you, so bend over and let us do whatever we want
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>>82565337
Just give me Peter and Miles, so the two can hound Black Widow about making a spider-themed team called Web Warriors
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>>82565202
Rulk needs to happen, i can see him going mad and trying to join Thanos
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>>82565397

Then we will go in and lock down their nukes.
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Back when I figured that Bucky killed Howard and Maria Stark, I assumed he just made their car crash, or at the very worst, sniped them from a distance.

>mfw he actually caved Howard's skull in with his metal fist and choked Maria to death with his human hand

I wasn't expecting it to be that brutal.
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>>82565429
What are we even arguing about then?
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>>82565437
People aren't numbers. There's no such thing as "acceptable losses".
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>>82565335
Well that's kind of interesting.
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>>82562731
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>>82565401
But he's NOT a supervillain. That's the whole point. It's probably why they chose such a non-villainous sounding name.
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>>82565444
Which is literally what the government is doing in this film, too.

The reason even Tony said fuck this shit to Ross at the end.
>>
You know I think that the New Avengers actually have an inferior civilian k:d ratio than drones do. In Pakistan, where rules of engagement are the loosest, civilian deaths have been from 158 to 965. So let's say 500. Militant deaths have been 2,000 to 3,000. So let's say 2,500. That is five terrorists/militia killed for every 1 civilian. In Syria, Yemen, and Somalia, that ratio is better.

At the beginning of the movie the Avengers took down 10 bad guys yet also inadvertently killed 17 civilians.
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>>82564970
Killgrave is dead though.
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>>82565479

I'm not the same anon who started talking about it in the first place.

>>82565482

well mission doctrine says so
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>>82565482
>There's no such thing as "acceptable losses".
Said no military ever. I'm sure politicians say it all the time because it sounds great as a soundbite but every conflict involves calculating potential loses and risk analysis.
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>>82565482
At the same time, those people are dead. Done. Kaput. Why let them affect the future of the living to such a degree?
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>>82565437
That's not a decision the Avengers get to make though.
Foreign free agents come into a country and decide what losses are acceptable? Nah, that shit don't fly.
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>>82565504
No, the government is asking for limitations on power. Not expansions. The government gets to veto actions. That's it. They can't force Iron Man to go blast ISIS or North Korea.
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>>82565482
>There's no such thing as "acceptable losses".

It is literally impossible to save everyone during a crisis situation. If this is the case, every EMT on the planet right now would be in jail right now for every person they couldn't help.

The police were even standing there with their nuts in their hands until the Avenger coordinated an escape for the citizens.
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>>82565536
Because if you only see human beings as numbers, then the mission stops being "to save as many people as possible" but slowly becomes "kill the few to save the many".
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>>82565482
You'd make a terrible doctor.
>>
If the OG and New Avengers (all of them) emerged in the real world to combat a cosmic threat like the Chitauri, and Stark hasn't created Ultron, would you want them to be regulated?
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>>82565435
Well, the specifics of Lukes Origin escapes me but I recall a scientist being allowed to use the prisioners as test subjects for his experiment for whatever reason? The only options I think of are either
>Hammer convincing the Warden he can get rich and famous because he has a foolproof human enhancement idea that he was saving for a rainy day

or

>Lukes origin happens same as usual, excpet this time the guard was bribed by Hammer to fuck up the proccess as part of his escape plan
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>>82565550
>That's not a decision the Avengers get to make though.
That's exactly what they'd have to do once called into action. They aren't going to radio every single one of their decisions through Ross any more than any military unit is under constant comms with their superiors. At some point they have autonomy. They're trained for it.
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>>82565482
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>>82562410
Anyone else surprised about how Howard Stark drove such an ugly car?

On top of that, why did he not have a chauffeur or a bodyguard as one of the founders of SHIELD?
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>>82565471
That's a nightmare scenario they've been working to avoid.
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>>82565605
Absolutely. I don't want the Justice Lords.

I have no way of knowing if the Avengers are trustworthy. They may have even orchestrated the invasion.
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>>82565482
What lily white bubble do you live in? Every social construct weighs profit and loss/risk and reward.

It's all about numbers
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>>82565502
That's the joke Rhody made when they confronted Trevor I believe anon. Either way, chill
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>>82565513
The Pentagon so broadly defines enemy combatants in drone strike areas that I'm impressed they were able to find any civilian deaths at all.
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>>82563114

Silent House.
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>>82565618
But if they were operating under the UN committee then they would have sanction for the decision. They aren't just barging in and doing it because they feel like it, they're appointed by the powers that be (and most likely the permission of the country they're working in) to do so.
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>>82565605

The Chitauri aren't exactly a cosmic threat. From their displayed capabilities and numbers, they'd lose to the Taliban.

And that is not what this movie is about. Cap and the New Avengers were a private armed group operating against human criminals by flying to foreign countries and shooting up the place. No aliens involved.
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>>82565663

They weren't, those numbers come from various NGOs, not the US government.
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>>82565337
THE INEVITABLE NETFLIX/MCU CROSSOVER!

Captain America
Luke Cage
Daisy Johnson
Spider-Man
Captain Marvel

All working directly for SHIELD.
PLZ, Marvel.
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>>82565642
Inconspicuous. He was probably stealing the serums because he caught wind of what they were going to be used for.
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>>82565691
I'm not talking about the movie. And cosmic in the sense that we'd assumed they're aliens if they appeared irl.
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>>82565645

A few dying now is better than many dying later.
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If the government is so concerned about muh regulations, then why aren't they're getting their own forces up to snuff to stamp out these threats before the avengers even get there?

How is a 5 man team eliminating more threats worldwide than each country's own task forces?
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>>82565729
Not until Perlmutter and Feige learn to get along again.
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>>82565687
It's a point that's been gone over several times already. The Avengers would have been called in to stop an alien invasion (assuming they weren't ordered to hold back and then New York is nuked like the World Security Council wanted). They would have gone against Ultron. They would have tried to stop Hydra from using helicarriers to subjugate the planet.

And shit would still happen. Innocent lives would still be lost. The end result? Only a shift in the potential blame.

For every action they take in serious circumstances, the kinds of circumstances they'd be called in for, there will be unforeseen incidents. Collateral damage is something you can try to avoid but some things are unavoidable.

Nick Fury already dealt with this and he'd be pissed at Tony for starting it up against. You tell the World Security Council or the UN to fuck off. The Avengers will be there when the world needs them. They will be there because the world needs them to be there.
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Here's the biggest problem I see with the Avengers: They're not soldiers. Aside from Cap, Hawkeye and Black Widow they have no real training or discipline. They don't even seem to have any real internal system or protocols.

What the fuck is Wanda doing cooking when she should be training her ass off to make sure something like what happened with those Wakandans never happened again? Yes, ultimately, she prevented a worst-case scenario, but why was she on that mission in the first place? How the fuck do you take someone with unrefined, ill-understood powers with only minimum control to take out international terrorists? Again, ultimately, it could have been worse had she not been there, but logically speaking, she shouldn't be on any missions until she has more training.
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>>82565778
>Rhodey trying to use a billy club on the irishman

That's raysis
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>>82565810
This.

I love how Falcon even called out BW back pedaling on the subject. They've dealt with this before.
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>>82565879
I'd like to have a proper print of this and ask the Avengers cast to sign it at some con.
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>>82565813
And Rhodes and Falcon and Fury
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>>82565892
Dude. Put it on the bucket list.
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>>82565810
>Only a shift in the potential blame
That's the important part though. If the Avengers are operating under the UN or somesuch, they are Avenging with authority (and diplomatic circumstances taken into consideration) rather then acting on their own violation as free citizens.

They're being allowed to save the world/stop terrorists/whatever, rather than just doing it.
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>>82565813
But they did train.

Cap even said to her "Ok, just like we practiced."
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>>82565935
Assuming they get timely permission.
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>>82565879
I'm guessing Banner would opt to be counted as retired, would Thor agree to such rules as a representative of Asgard on Earth?
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I cant believe after this movie was announced, there was retards that literally said they wanted to see serpent society instead. I bet they feel like assholes right about now.
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>>82565892
But half of them wouldn't sign it.
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>>82565950
They didn't train enough then. Wanda's powers are still unrefined and unstable.
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This fucker right here. He was golden in the movie and now I'm in mood for some great Black Panther books, anyone care to recommend some?
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>>82565980
Because nobody knows exactly how her powers are controlled.
Plus I don't think they tested her ''explosion containment'' capabilities.
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>>82565967
This movie had its place but I still wouldn't mind a Cap 4 with the Serpent Society.

That shit would be dope.
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>>82565965
Yeah, probably, though don't you think Ross would pull some "our planet, our rules" bullshit?

>>82565991
People say his new ongoing is good. And he's good in the Ultimates as well.
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>>82565879
>Anthony
>But not Steven or Samuel or Clinton
Why?

Also:
>Vision
lol
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>>82565778
>http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462129654393.webm
Oh hey. I've been waiting for this one. Thanks.
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>>82565956
Assuming they did, yes. And even if they didn't (and some Galactic-level threat was approaching), they could act anyways and at least answer to the proper authorities later.
It's still a violation of proper protocol, but those responsible would be made to answer, which is better than nothing.
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>>82564893
Let's be fair here. Tony was the one fucking everything up for the movie as always.
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>>82565935
But now we're back to >>82564695 because many of the MCU movies have had corrupted government officials. Hell, even Ant-Man had that one dude who Hank punched as a Hydra agent all along. Even when you ignore how in the real world the UN vetoes are often deployed for arbitrary political BSing, or how slow they are to reach consensus which you CANNOT allow in the kinds of crises the Avengers would be needed to deal with, they are even more susceptible to corruption and infiltration than the Avengers are themselves.

Any governing authority you give control over the Avengers will automatically become the most important target for subversion by anyone who wants to fuck up the Avengers or the world in general.
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>>82566049
Yeah, and Cap. Gaining not only the U.S. but Wakanda and BP on his bad side until Zemo reveals his plans. And Cap not putting in enough effort to tell the GOVengers about the supposed Winter Soldiers threat
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>>82566051
To be fair, the corruption and HYDRA influence seems to be US/SHIELD/WSC centric, and all human things are corruptible. I would trust an international panel or committee before I trust an individual or single government.

It's not perfect, but it's preferable to the alternative.
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>>82566051
Even in the movie Zemo infiltrated the installation and freed Winter Soldier after triggering his conditioning again. These organizations that try to control the Avengers are the weakest link in every damn movie.
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>>82566051
As has been said before, the Accords can only forbid action. They can't compel it. While that could be abused, so could giving the team free reign.

You can't trust anyone completely, which is why checks and balances like the Accords exist.
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>>82565991

Check Don McGregor's BP series from the 70's.
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>>82562731
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>>82566150
Not that Anon, but when was that stated? I don't remember it from the movie.
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>>82566125
Is it? Because if we agree that the events Ross was showing are events the Avengers would be called in to deal with and people would still have died. Now we agree that the groups that are meant to keep the Avengers in check are themselves corruptible and vulnerable to infiltration and manipulation.

So we get none of the protection, people still die, and we don't even get any real checks because before the ink was dry on the Accords Zemo was already sneaking in and starting shit. You in essence get a dog and pony show meant to distract people and placate them but no actual benefit.
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>>82565991
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>>82562731
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>>82566207
And we call it 'government'.
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>>82566150
You apparently missed the part about Tony saying what if they are ordered to go somewhere they don't want to go. The Avengers aren't free agents but with a veto looming over them. Ross himself was ordering Tony around, or trying to. No clue where you get the idea that the Accords have no authority to order the Avengers. That's precisely why Cap and Falcon were arrested early on.
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I felt really angry when Tony went to recruit Pete, He's just a kid, god dammit, and he just wants to help people; what right does Tony have to make him fight Captain America? How dare he. Pete just wanted to help people and Tony put him on the front lines of a war.
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>>82566032
Wait. How the fuck did his bow transform like that? It goes from looking one way to something completely and entirely different in a single motion.

Where does the string go? Where do the blades come from? What the hell?
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>>82566265
Well Peter agreed so.
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>>82566265
I'm sure Tony realized that later when Peter got knocked the fuck out by GiAnt man.

That's why he dismissed him and he's gonna be like a creepy uncle in Homecoming.
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>>82566265
He was supposed to stay on the sidelines and web people in, and it was a no-kill fight. He was super excited about it. You act like he didn't want to be there.
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>>82566207
>Now we agree that the groups that are meant to keep the Avengers in check are themselves corruptible and vulnerable to infiltration and manipulation.
As are the Avengers (aside from maybe Vision). Acting like individuals are incorruptible is foolish.

>So we get none of the protection, people still die, and we don't even get any real checks because before the ink was dry on the Accords Zemo was already sneaking in and starting shit. You in essence get a dog and pony show meant to distract people and placate them but no actual benefit.
The Avengers would still operate in fairly the same way, but they'd have political and diplomatic accountability, which matters very much on the world stage.
No matter how much good they do, the Avengers can't violate international law because they're the "good guys".

And in all honesty, all Civil War proves is how stupid superheroes would be in real life.
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Why has she been absent lately? Was Gwyneth Paltrow's contract never renewed?
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>>82566308
>Child soldiers are ok because the children agree to do it
Nope
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>>82566217
>Panthers Prey
>Man Without Fear
These are both shit. Read Kirby's run issues 6-10 I believe
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>>82566353
She had a 4 picture deal. She's done
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>>82562410
If this film had come out 5 years ago? this would be 10/10 amazing incredible...
but for a Marvel Movie, in CURRENT YEAR? It's like, a 8/10? I loved it! but, it's not on the same level as Winter Soldier.
I don't know if anything will ever be.
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>>82566353
Not renewed. Supposedly she wants too much and Disney weren't that invested in keeping her in the franchise either way. it was RDJ who pushed for her role in Avengers.
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>>82566345
Avengers violate all sorts of laws all the time. It is ridiculous to try to hold them accountable for some while ignoring the slew of others they ignore.
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>>82566355
You're right but Peter, nor Tony are child soldiers. And you saw what he could do. Holding his own against Falcon, WS, and Cap, yeah, he was fine.
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>>82566419
All we can do as flawed humans is try our best. If they best we can do is have the team of super-powered people be held to international law while they operate, so be it.
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>>82566308
Tony did bribe him with the promise of money.
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>>82563070
1) Spider-man's webbing dissolves after an hour instead of Peter being able to remove it. I was disappointed when Peter didn't have to explain to Stark that his hand was stuck to the door for an hour.
2) BP shouldn't have been arrested. He's a king. Gotta strut that diplomatic immunity
3) Some sort of response should have been had to Ross being stupid enough to use Tony not knowing the exact location of Thor the Alien God-prince from another galaxy as some sort of proof of accountability like anyone on the planet remotely has the authority to tell him anything. I don't need any longwinded speech or anything. I just wanted at least RDJ descending into laughter.
Having trouble thinking of others off the top of my head.
>>82566124
The US (or at least Ross) were clearly the bad guys already from the moment the suggestion of a lawyer was laughed at. The governments were blatantly fascist leaning almost instantly and the lack of any sort of judicial process sealed it.
Cap also didn't have time to be able to tell BP about his theory and the only opportunity he had (after everyone is arrested the first time) would have been before he knew the proper story. TLDR Cap did nothing wrong. All clusterfucks stemmed from Stark and the various governments.
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>>82566345
Except they are immediately beholden to whoever has authority to tell them what to do, good or ill. Ross is someone who should have no place overseeing a group like the Avengers, but there he is mroe than able to tell them what to do.

And if they don't listen? Well they, or their friends can totally go to jail.

the Accords is entirely a 'You do what we say or else'
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>>82563665
Peter's reaction was perfect in the movie. He kind of mentally skips a beat on that line about "If you have the power and you don't stop the bad guys, then it is your fault", and I felt like Stark was guessing that Peter had a skeleton in his closet, or perhaps realizing a kinship because they both now feel that it would be their fault if they just stayed back and let bad things happen.
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>>82566345
>As are the Avengers (aside from maybe Vision). Acting like individuals are incorruptible is foolish.
As individuals they are. Tony created Ultron, after all. They'd all have to be compromised at the same time or go Justice Lord or they wouldn't be the Avengers going rogue, they'd just be Tony doing something stupid or Clint under mind control again or whatever. They'd all need to be compromised for the Avengers themselves to be evil.

>but they'd have political and diplomatic accountability

Would they? They'd just have an excuse is all that is. A way to shrug off the bad shit that would happen otherwise. Black Widow's idea was they should agree to meet the world half way and give people a sense of control but as we saw that control was never real, and neither was the security. Even when Tony learned the truth Ross ignored it, and so Tony ignored Ross and did what he felt was right. The movie undermined everything about the Accords. It never showed them working as Ross and the Accord signatories intended. Their intentions were good but the task was apparently insurmountable.
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>>82563446
>They did shit on him pretty hard at the end.

I thought it was fine. They established at the start that Tony never really dealt with his parents dying. Seeing their deaths happen on video and in the manner they did (Howard asking for help for his wife :( ), with the murderer (willing or not) standing feet away from him, on top of everything else, got to him.
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>>82564225
>That musical crescendo
It makes my dick hard. That theme in general hits just right.
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>mfw the Panther God at the end
Eat shit 'MCU magic is hyper science' fags
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>>82566471
>Spider-man's webbing dissolves after an hour instead of Peter being able to remove it.
It's not like it can't get cut off, though some exlanation when Tony asked about it the first time would have been good.
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>>82566471
Wanting to harbor a criminal is on Cap, I don't care if Bucky didn't know. And he had time to shout to the other team before the airport scene and before the charge.

>>82566510
Yeah I mean it works for the story and I liked that Tony kept the promise to Ross about the phone
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>Even Americans are eating this thing up.
It's not fair.
This movie isn't even good.
Marvel doesn't deserve this success.
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>>82566340

It's not really the circumstances but more the power dynamic I disagree with - naturally he wasn't ever truly in danger. And like >>82566313 says, I think it was played as a moral compromise made out of necessity, and that Tony regretted it. But when he asked Pete why he put the suit on and I was so sure that Pete was going to give him the line about power and responsibility it just seemed really clear that Tony was taking a kid who was already a hero and making him into a weapon.
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am i missing something? how did cap know bucky killed stark's parents?
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>>82565062

Jessica Drew and Cpt Carol buddy cop movie when
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>>82566473
Was Ross even going to be on the committee? I seemed to have forgotten his exact level of involvement.

And the exact reason the Avengers were gonna be controlled by committee rather than a single state was so no one nation could use them for ill. The chairmen would have to deliberate upon the best course of action for all involved, which seems better than leaving it up to individuals. And the whole "Do what we say or jail" thing is how most law works, so I see no problem with it.
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>>82566562
I think it's pretty good anon.
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>>82566577
It was implied in Winter Soldier when Cap was talking to Fury
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>>82566308
He blackmailed and bribed Peter.
>>82566451
>the person not remotely old enough to be a legal adult isn't a child
>>82566265
What is this? it looks like shit because the first time Peter hit Tony as hard as he could resulted in half of the armour no longer being there and tony suddenly on the top floor of a skyscraper.
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>>82566583
Man, how would they even tackle Jessica in the MCU?
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>>82566577
yeah how did he know?
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>>82566577
He didn't know, but he had a hunch, seeing as Bucky was their top assassin and he found out Howard was murdered by Hydra in WS.
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>>82566372
I just got it from the rec blog
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>>82566562
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Wait, I got it. How's this?

So Stark Industries is completely out of the weapons game, right? That's why Hammer tried to swoop in and fill the hole that Stark left behind by becoming the weapons superpower in the U.S. He failed, of course. So that hole is still there, waiting to be filled.

That's where Oscorp comes in. It would be a perfect way to fully integrate Spider-Man's role into the overall MCU.

The Goblin Serum could be a prototype for a new Super Soldier Serum. There are only a very small handful of living people in the world who would be capable of creating the Serum, like Tony Stark and Bruce Banner. Norman Osborn could be one of them. Ross could commission Osborn to create a new Super Soldier Serum.
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>>82566265
He was just trying to catch Cap's team, which I imagine Tony saw his webbing as the perfect substance for, and was sort of right.
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>>82566577
he know hydra killed papa and mama stark, but didn't know that it was bucky specifically.
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>>82564225
Spider-Man outrunning Black Widow amuses me for some reason.
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>>82564130
#TeamStark is actually narratively in the best position. The next few movies will probably see a lot of new recruits for his team. I think they deliberately stacked the deck so that Iron Man would have a lot more open slots on his team.
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>>82566577
I THINK in the movie Winter Soldier, Zola shows Cap and Natasha some clips with WS and the car crash, though it was edited weird and I could tell if it was meant to convey that Cap saw that WS killed the Starks.

>>82566603
He's not a soldier, dude, you know what I meant
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>>82566609

Easy.

Hydra experiment like the comics
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>>82566603
Ultimate Spider-Man. It's the filler arc that happens just before The Death of Spider-Man
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>>82566650
Shame it failed to be of any use. Both Falcon and Bucky broke free of the webbing offscreen.
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>>82566585
The Avengers who signed were beholden to Ross's rules, as seen by Ross being able to boss Stark around. Ross was also in charge of the new UN superjail, so yes, I would assume Ross is directly able to command the Avengers who signed as he sees fit, and considering he also controls the new superjail, he also entirely has the ability to back up the whole 'you do what I say or go to jail' threats.
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>>82566452

Yes, and the best options for us is to depend on enlightened individuals who take action. Nothing good has ever come out of committee.
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>>82566502
>As individuals they are
That's exactly the problem. What if Mr. Always Right (AKA Captain America) is corrupted and leads the team astray? Not in a glaringly obvious way, but subtly. In a situation like that, who watches the Watchmen?
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>>82566577
Zola basically tells him
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>>82566668
I thought she was a century old woman who was some experiment by the High Evolutionary?
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>>82566577
Considering all the stuff that was happening regarding Bucky in WS and learning from Zola that HYDRA killed Tony's dad, I guess he had a pretty good idea
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>>82566666
>not a soldier
You aren't fooling me Penta-Satan.
Tony Stark brought a teenage kid into a firefight to stop several actual veteran solders of the US military in an armed conflict. You're spouting nothing but blatant bullshit.
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>>82566682
It's good for temporary disables, supposed to dissolve or something naturally after a while as I recall, so he doesn't leave trails of webs across the city normally. I imagine the idea was he wraps them all up quickly and Tony comes in with his toys to properly cuff them or something.
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Seriously though, Peter took down Falcon. How the fuck is Vulture supposed to present a threat?
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>>82563070
Make Zemo Hydra (though, to be fair, how long can the MCU keep pushing Hydra at this point?).

Keep those five other Winter Soldiers alive (seriously, why did the writers just kill them off?) and have them be references to something in Marvel.

Got nothing else, I would want Crossbones to stay alive, but, if you don't see the body, he's not dead. Most important movie rule.
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>>82564232
>Moral high-ground
>Helping out the people that are blatantly ignoring all levels of the judiciary process without any moral qualms.
He didn't have the moral high ground at any point.
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>>82566688
>I would assume Ross is directly able to command the Avengers who signed as he sees fit
It's not Ross who's in charge though. According to the Sokovia Accords the Avengers would be commanded by UN committee. If Ross is on that committee, then he'd be tempered by other members of said group.

Anyhows, I gotta get some sleep. It's been fun discussing fictional politics with you all.
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>>82566833
Zemo despises HYDRA.
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>>82566821
>>gwen stacy get kidnapped by green gobblin
>>spidey got Tony on speed dial.

gwen still dies when vision shot her by accident
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>>82566821
Because Vulture is played by Batman.
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>>82562731
Literally "HOLY SHIT"
It just made Spidey's reaction that much better
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I can't believe those casualty numbers stayed in the movie.
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>>82566821
Better tech, more gadgets, his wings probably wont have exposed vents or what ever and be a anti-grav harness thing like in the comics. Spider-Mans movies are the perfect chance for the MCU to step up it's super science game imo
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>>82566748
Don't they watch each other? If someone steps out of line they tend to call that person out. They've always done that. The accords didn't create peace, the accords sent them into their civil war.
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>>82566895
But Falcon is a trained and experienced soldier in his prime (nevermind how the actor is fifty).

Vulture's an old man.
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>>82566773
I'm pretty sure when you're facing a bunch of super powered people, you don't care how old you're dudes are, as long as they can fight.

Why are people having a problem with this concept when this has been a staple in comics since whenever. Shit Peter originally got his powers and became Spider-Man at 15, and Miles, MAC, Kamala are a thing so why are you annoyed at this comic book character being recruited to fight?
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>>82566752

Jessica Drew is Spider Woman

She got her powers from being near uranium her whole life, and then used hydra to enhance her powers before fucking off to the avengers
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>>82566851
Ross himself seems to be in charge of enforcing the accord, not leading the avenger.

He's basically leading the MCU's equivalent of cadmus.
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>>82566894
Yeah kind of stupid, seeing as they were treating everything as if thousands died anyways.
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So does this mean Marvel will be announcing some form of MCU Thunderbolts to compete with Suicide Squad
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>>82564713

Tony sided with Ross, imprisoned Wanda, stopped their attempts and preventing a Winter Soldier army from activating because he got ordered to, brought them in only to be thrown in shitty cells in an underwater prison

I think he has legit reasons to be pissed.

Is he being rational about how much Tony is actually tp blame for all that? Not at all. He is being ruled by his emotions in the moment.

A lot of characters go through that in the movie.

You are just specially angry at him because you sympathize with Tony more.
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>>82566868
I thought he was with them? My bad, I don't know the Marvel comics very well.
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>>82566912
Not that Anon, but what if they're all tricked into thinking they're in the right? The shepherd leads the flock astray, so to speak.

I have no horse in this race, just throwing out some food for thought.
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>>82566773
Spidey alone could take on half of the Avengers if he had more experience and learned to focus in a fight. Clearly Stark knew his powerlevel
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>>82566972
In the movie, I mean. He hates HYDRA.
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>>82566968
There's no competition anon.
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>>82566292
I actually was sort of curious how Clint even got this tech. Who designed it for him when he was retired and Shield is basically non-existence from the movie perspective?
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>>82566930
You've definetly not been reading comics for long because this is the exact issue people had with recruiting Sam and Kamala on the avengers.
Plus that's the reason the Young Avengers got disbanded the first time and there was a mutant member of the Avengers that was kicked out when they realized he lied about his age and they were actually taking a child into dangerous battles.
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A question for anyone in this thread that didn't like civil war but saw the movie, worth seeing?
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>>82567004
Well he can do things that a lot of the other Avengers can't. In terms of instinct, reflexes, agility and dexterity, he's far above the Super Soldier, God and robot powered by a mystic space gem. His strength and durability are upper mid-tier, above the Super Soldier but below the god. His speed is probably Panther-level.
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>>82567008
When does he say that?

I know he drowns that Hydra colonel, but I don't remember anything else.
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>>82567004
That doesn't stop it from being Stark recruiting a child soldier.
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>>82564857

They did. He didn't listen.
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>>82566009
Would be nice if the main characters would be the Kooky quartet, with Falcon and Bucky replacing QS.
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>>82567008
I think he was more disappointed in it than anything.
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>>82567107
Child soldiers are for killing.
No one was supposed to be seriously injured in that fight.
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>>82566985
Already happened. Cap and Black Widow have worked with Hydra. The World Security Council was happy to nuke them along with the alien portal despite not knowing that nuking the portal would work.

If Ross got his way all along and they all signed off, no Winter Soldier mess, no Zemo schemes, I bet the first thing he'd order them to do is hunt down the Hulk. Hulk is his old project, after all. Can't have those nukes running around, right? Not only will it not sit well with most of the Avengers it won't sit well with Banner. The inevitable Hulkout will end spectacularly well for everyone, I'm sure.

No clue why Tony doesn't point out how Ross was partly responsible for Hulk AND Abomination. He wanted the secret of Hulk to make his own weapons. This isn't the sort of guy you want to give his own team. He's only a few bad days away from just saying, "Fuck it" and turning himself into Rulk.
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>>82567107
No, but it makes him more eligible to quickly capture Cap, who had absolutely no idea of his existence. Stark never gave him instructions to fight, and Peter even explicitly states that his job is to web shit up
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>>82567062
No, anon, why do people have a problem with kid supers fighting. And yeah, I have been reading. I assume you're talking about ANAD Avengers? Because they were chastised for being experienced, not because someone thought it was child soldier-y. And the Ultimates and the ANAD Avengers don't mind having MAC or Miles, MM, or Nova. Hell man this >>82567192. Let's just take a definition of child soldier from wiki:

>The military use of children takes three distinct forms: children can take direct part in hostilities (child soldiers); they can be used in support roles such as porters, spies, messengers, lookouts; or they can be used for political advantage [either] as human shields and/or in propaganda.

Did Peter do any of this? All I'm saying is spouting the child soldier thing is inaccurate. Peter was just some extra muscle to tip the scales
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>>82564141
Hawkeye didn't kill any characters with names
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>>82567369
> they can be used in support roles
Even stretching the truth of what's happening to the furthest degree shows you are full of bullshit and don't even understand your own arguments.
You literally just posted a definition of exactly what Stark brought Peter in to do.
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>>82563026
>Falcon limply rolling back
That made me laugh
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>>82564445
>I felt really bad for Tony up until he went into pure revenge mode in the finale.
I thought that was where he was the most sympathetic.
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>>82565202

I rather see Betty become Red Shulk first.
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MCU DOOM when?
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>>82567548
not until Fox concedes that the F4 is a broken franchise for them and sells back to Marvel. Not likely to happen
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>>82567451
But who the fuck cares that the kid is 15 when he can stop a car moving at 40 mph?
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>>82567539
Split the difference. He turns himself into Rulk, goes total retard on Hulk, and Betty ends up injecting herself with Ross' formula to stop them both.
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>>82567627
His sole living legal guardian and relative as well as any legal/governmental authorities concerning this that wouldn't fail an ethics test about doing their job properly?
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>>82567451
You keep failing to acknowledge that Peter is not just an ordinary kid. Would you think it was okay for a kid to run in an try to stop armed robbers? Probably not, but a 15 year old Spiderman with OP strength and agility, yes.
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>>82567791
>He's talented so that makes it ok to recruit him for stuff that could easily result in his accidental death.
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>>82567695
His sole living guardian probably wouldn't be happy if she knew he was jumping around town being a vigilante either, but he does that in his own time anyways.
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>>82567695
But why should YOU care? Why do you have the problem as the audience? If you know what Spider-Man can do, why would someone have a problem with this guy being in a brawl? Why is Tony recruiting this guy such a deplorable thing when it's been told and showed to us that Peter is strong?

>>82567842
Now you're just being silly, man. Peter should have died when Falcon sicced Redwing on him, his arm should have broken when he caught WS's punch, should have be decapitated when WS hurled that thing at his head, and damn sure have been dead when Giant Man smacked him. But he didn't. Cuz he's strong. Which is why Tony got him.
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>>82567791
But isn't there a huge difference between stopping armed robbers (which is something he's decided to do on his own and Tony can try to stop him) and sending him after a Hydra programmed super assassin with a cyborg arm? Also Captain America, Scarlett Witch, Hawkeye and Falcon. Hang back and tying them up didn't exactly work. He couldn't even protect Rhodes in the end.

Hell, Tony would have been better off building a better suit of armor. Or just going full retard again and deciding, fuck the Avengers, he'll just build an army of Super Adaptoids that can copy their powers and thus foil them with their own abilities! And there is absolutely no way it could ever go wrong and bite him on the ass.
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>>82567611
I would think they have to know they could rake in the cash by the trainloads if they tried to merge into the MCU to some degree. Deadpool driving the Avengers and Thanos fucking crazy?
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>>82567893
>>82567842
Actually, according to you, Tony should have told on him to Aunt May. That would be the most responsible thing as an adult to do.
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So let's recap:

>Captain America
Now hiding in Wakanda under Panther's protection, relinquished his shield.
>Winter Soldier
In hiding at Wakanda with Cap, currently in cryogen, missing an arm
>Sharon Carter
On the run, location currently unknown
>Falcon, Scarlet Witch, Hawkeye, Ant-Man
Rescued from the Raft by Cap, presumably hiding with him in Wakanda
>Black Panther
Returned to Wakanda, giving refuge to Cap and his allies
>Iron Man
Returned to the Avengers building, has Cap's shield
>War Machine
At the Avengers building, currently going through therapy for his paralysis
>Vision
At the Avengers building
>Black Widow
On the run, location currently unknown
>Spider-Man
Returned to Queens
>Helmut Zemo
In custody, technically won

I think I got everyone important. Anybody have any amendments or additions?
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>>82567962
Yes there is a difference of course, but that is why Iron Man was keeping an eye out for him and telling him to stay on the sidelines. Spidey just disregarded that and went straight in.
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>>82567965
At this point I don't want the X-Men in their current state to ever touch the MCU. They're fucking all over the place. If they're smart they'll go the route of Sony and lease the F4 to Marvel. Restarting the franchise for the fourth time is just begging to lose more money
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>>82568026
>Thor
>Asgard

>Hulk
>Unknown
Looks good. Keep for further reference, when Strange comes out
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>>82568015
Yes, And? What exactly is your point with that other than showing that Tony did not follow proper ethical behavior?
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This was the best villain the MCU has ever had, and he didn't even fucking meet the heroes until the very end. Based fucking Zemo. BASED FUCKING ZEMO
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>>82568100
So basically, Tony is a shithead unless he forces Peter to stop being Spiderman.
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>>82568090
>Spidey just disregarded that and went straight in.
Because he was a kid. You think Tony of all people would be smart enough to have foreseen something like that.
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>>82565980

Any more training was unlikely to prevent that accident from happening anyway.

Shit happena when trying to stop terrorists from stealing bio weapons.
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>Infinity War
>Tony creates a new suit that's based off his current suit in the comics, the high tech bulletproof one with a glowing Spider emblem

How would you react?
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>>82568172
It does seem curious that the original point of the Civil War in the comics was to train the young heroes to make sure they are ready for the world in addition to accountability. With Great Power comes a great need to learn how to control your power and properly use it.

But in this version Tony just chucked the kid into the meat grinder against some heavy duty hitters and felt telling him to keep back and web from a distance was good enough in terms of strategy.
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>>82568172
No. Basically, Tony Stank was ethically in the wrong the entire time. You and whatever others are the ones getting all flustered over it being pointed out that Tony Stark is recruiting child soldiers and/or enabling fascism It's a simple statement of fact. You act like it's anything remotely new for Tony Stark to be unethical as fuck.
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>>82568297
The movie itself didn't present it as a serious issue, neither did any of the characters, so why should I see it as such?
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>>82566125

We know in this movie that they operated in Russia. We saw in AOU thatbthey had support from the fucked up state that was Sokovia.

And we know they are still out there.

The world will never get rid of HYDRA.
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>>82568288
I think it was just Tony underestimating just how serious the situation might get. Seeing Peter get smacked into those boxes and not moving probably gave him a massive reality check.
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>>82568362
They didn't present Ross laughing at the idea of a lawyer,The fact that there's a super Secret Gulag where people get shoved into without trial or a million other things that could totally be nitpicked as serious issues but that doesn't stop them from actually being serious issues once you think about it for half a second.
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>>82568285
The one for Peter, you mean? Eh, too soon for that.

>>82568288
this,>>82568297, although that anon may agree to this: the heavy hitters weren't that heavy hitting, compared to Spidey. Hell, when they clashed Spidey went up against Scarlet Witch (ok, and Hawkeye) for a bit. And he matched Cap until he made a mistake, and I'm sure Tony thought Team Cap wasn't going to try anything to drastic, until Ant-Man upped the anty
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>>82568219
Minus Bucky I think Stark was assuming they would not use lethal force on each other, which they mostly didn't, so it was sort of an ideal mission to see how a new recruit might handle themself. I suppose my question would be, if Vision was only aiming to disable Falcon's thruster, how much fucking power did he put in that shot that took out Rhode's arc reactor? I suppose he fired his shot with the mind stone so maybe he's still not able to control how strong those shots are. I think he would have killed Falcon if the shot had landed.
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>>82568285
I'm sort of expecting to see Iron Spider in Infinity War.
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>>82567548
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>>82568463
Considering how he reacted to Peter getting thwapped by Giant Man, I think Stark would be a little hesitant to have Peter help fight fucking Thanos in just spandex. The Iron Spider suit isn't exactly Peter's most iconic look either.
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>>82568555
>Tom Hardy as Doctor Doom
My god. That would be the point of no return. The memes would NEVER end!
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>>82568427
I still don't think Tony even thought of Peter's age as a problem until Rhodes said, "Jesus, Tony, how young is this guy?" then Tony started thinking, "Oh shit, I really did send in a kid." After Pete gets smacked down he immediately tells him to go home.
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>>82566353

She doesn't want to play just Tony's love interest. She wants to Have Pepper participate in plots if she is going to stick around.

So Marvel doesn't know where to take her and she isn't interested in returning until they do.
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>>82568604
You know I fucking forgot that's what we were heading towards. Hell, maybe Spidey ends up being the hero of it all and goes Captain Universe
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>>82568467
>Stark was assuming they would not use lethal force on each other
Yeah but the whole part of the Accords was because shit happens. Nobody wanted any of those other deaths either. Nobody wanted Rhodey shot out of the sky.
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>>82566471

The first is a dumb thing ro worry about.

And they never arrested T'Challa. He abused his immunity for all its worth.
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I can imagine Tony being insanely overprotective of Peter in future films, to the point of preparing the Iron Spider suit for him, which grants him greater protection, but also kind of restricts him and doesn't let him fight properly.

The thing about the Iron Spider suit is that I don't think Tony's tech has advanced enough to create fluid metal yet. Also, the Iron Spider suit would look stupid in a live action film. It's a suit made out of fluid metal. That shit would be straight up CGI and look terrible.
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>>82568694
>Nobody wanted Rhodey shot out of the sky.
Imagine how much worse things would have looked if that had been Peter.
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>>82568755
>It's a suit made out of fluid metal.
But it doesn't HAVE to be in the MCU.
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>>82568749
It looked like Cap and T'Challa were arrested when they were being taken away in the back of (police?) car. After the earlier scene the most logical assumption upon seeing them in a similar situation is that they both got and were being arrested and were merely let out when or shortly after they arrived.
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>>82568832
But it wouldn't have been. Because Peter can't fly. And an accident like that wouldn't have happened in the midst of the airport because nobody involved was shooting to kill.
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>>82568914
I don't think T'Challa was ever being arrested the police or whoever even acknowledged him as "your majesty." I figured he was totally off the hook because of his position. He was just in the same car as Cap... for some reason.
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>>82568930
If any accident involving Peter was going to happen it probably would involve him killing somebody. Tony has absolutely no idea what the upper limit of Peter's strength is nor the mechanics of his powers and Peter doesn't have the experience to hold back his punches enough in a major (powered) fight yet.
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New thread?
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>>82569024
Fair enough.
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>>82569017
Eh The same car thing is the main source of confusion if you're right really.
Cap (and Falcon) blatantly were considered under arrest and they took their gear. Only a fucking idiot leaves a member of royalty (that isn't under arrest) in the same room/vehicle as an arrested individual capable of defeating multiple armed battalions with only hand to hand combat that was just doing battle with him on the streets. It's just so incompetent that it never comes up as a scenario to me.

Plus that Panther suit is a national, religious, and military treasure so it just boggles my mind that anyone else would be allowed to touch it.
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>>82569238
Well maybe T'Challa WANTED to be in the same car as Steve? That his supervisors weren't going to let him for his own safety, but he sort of knew Cap wouldn't hurt him and insisted on saying a few words in person inside the car.

It's possible.
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>>82569531
That would be a viable option, but they didn't give any indication of that to me. It merely showed me a scene where the most logical train of thought (for me at least) is that T'Challa got arrested and it's unfair to expect the audience or anyone else to not think the same as well.
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>>82562717

>Power systems failing
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>>82569722

>Can I get you anything else while I'm here? Weapons, emergency systems, head, navigation
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Wanda is cute!

C U T E

U

T

E
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>>82569687
It's been a day or two since I saw it last, but are you sure he wasn't in the front passenger seat while Steve was in the back on the police car behind protective glass or whatever?
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>>82569800

>Did you just say head?
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>>82569808
I'd give her a cuddle.
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>>82569826

>Yeah, you aint never got no head from no armored suit before?
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>>82569869

>It just feels like a lot right now, what kind of emergency systems do you have?
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>>82569814
Didn't get enough sleep last night but I swear he was in the back seat with Steve which is why I thought he got arrested too. I wasn't expecting T'challa to actually be there with Steve
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What would R.H.O.N.D.A. be an acronym for?
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>>82569906

>We got retro boosters, emergency parachutes, gyrostabilizers...
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>>82569951

>Actually, I'll take head
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>>82569973

>I knew your avenging ass wanted some head
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>>82570005
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>>82570062
Worth it.
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>>82568467

An arc reactor is just a thing, no less succeptible to damage than Falcon's thrusters.
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>>82569808

>Dat short skirt she was wearing for almost the entire movie
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>>82568914

They took them in the same armored vehicle, but Steve and Sam were on the back, T'Challa on the front, and the moment they arrived to thE CTU building they let T'Challa walk away.
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If you combined Captain America and Iron Man, you'd have a pretty perfect hero. Captain America's focus, heart and ethical fortitude, Iron Man's brains and logic.
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>>82570268
Ah. My bad then. I guess I blinked and missed it or something? I knew he walked out free when they got to the CTU but somehow thought he was detained with them for the rid at least.
>>82570152
Did you see how that suit melted and the beam didn't stop? Falcon would have been dead just from being hit or simply from landing.
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>>82569919
Reactive
Heuristic
and
Ongoing
Network
Diagnostic
Automation
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>>82570526
That doesn't sound like Tony at all. I mean, J.A.R.V.I.S. was "Just A Rather Very Intelligent System".
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I watched a second time and my mind still completely blew when Spidey lined up with the others for the clash

I completely don't care about MUH CHILD SOLDIER

This right there made sure that Spider-man is now Marvel's
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>>82570393
>logic
Eeeehh...
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>>82570605
Does F.R.I.D.A.Y even have an official acronym?
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>"He's perhaps the most powerful child soldier in the world, but uh... [...] There's a certain narcissism to the character, and Tony doesn't want to lose this fight. At the same time, he also sees Spider-Man as the greatest living non-lethal weapon. If you're going out to capture a bunch of people who you don't necessarily want to hurt, you couldn't ask for a better character than Spider-Man to take with you. He does show up and illustrate that Spider-Man, he knows how powerful he is in a video where we see Spider-Man stopping a car moving 40 mph, where he catches it and puts it back on the ground, so, I think he believes that he's taking with him perhaps one of the most powerful characters in the Marvel universe, and I think he feels like the kid will be well-protected under his tutelage. We also find out in that sequence, when things go wrong, the kid says "What do I do", and Tony says "keep your distance, web 'em up", so he's obvious mentored the kid for what's about to go down."
>"But it's still very irresponsible."
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>>82570704
It's not an acronym, it's a Robinson Crusoe reference.
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>>82570908
So Tony Stark explicitly planned for Peter to web them up and didn't bother telling Peter that was the plan beforehand while Peter was changing continents?
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>>82571000
>"What we discussed, keep your distance and web them up"

They discussed it. Peter just asked anyway for extra confirmation. What's interesting is that Tony rarely discusses much with others. Stuff like battle plans and such. This is the first time he really went the extra mile to help prepare someone, giving Peter a new suit, going over the strategy beforehand. He's more cautious with Peter and his wellbeing.
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New thread maybe?
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>>82571717
Go ahead.
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>>82565102
I didn't see it was coming and I only knew because of the giant-man figurines they already had out before civil war.
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