Heathcliff is stickfighting with a beaver.

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>>82543072

>>82543072

The beaver is a tough fighter.

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>>82543081

>>82543072
what the fuck how is this the real comic

Why the hell would he be fighting a beaver?

>>82543343
Because.

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>>82543343

>>82543281
Heathcliff needs to prove that he's bad news.

These comics are just so damn consistent, it's amazing. I think I'm coming around the bend and starting to unironically enjoy them.

>>82543072
Can we see an anime fight scene of this?

>>82543718
>starting to unironically enjoy them
That happened to me sometime last year. It's like finally becoming enlightened.

>>82543072
Isn't "beating the beaver" slang for female masturbation? Because it sounds like it.

>>82543072
>YOU WERE MY BROTHER, HEATHCLIFF

>>82543281
There can be only one

>>82543343
>>82543812
>IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE GARBAGE APE, NOT JOIN HIM

>>82543812
>>82543884
You ever hear about the tragedy of Darth Lasagna, the Lazy?

>>82543980
>it's a Universal Press Legend

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>>82544003
>He became so lazy that the only thing he was afraid of was mondays. Which eventually of course, they came. Unfortunatelly, he taught his apprentice how to be bad news, then his apprentice kicked him from a table in his sleep.

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>>82544310

>>82543343
Pussys and Beavers have a long complicated history.

>>82543072
Man this is a really weird Usagi Yojimbo arc

>>82544627
Usacliff Heathjimbo

>>82544545
I kek'd to this. I need to go to bed

>>82543072
And when I think Heathcliff doesn't find new ways to puzzle me.
That is what I like about it, always something different.

>>82543718
>>82543783
Now you know why it's popular.

All the simple, wearied pensioners just want something utterly bland, consistent and ever-present. Heathcliff will always be in the funnies, he'll never hurt their feelings and he'll never change.

>>82544642
>the ham helmet is the soul of a warrior, Usacliff

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>>82543281
Only people with advanced tastes can understand the marvel that is Heathcliff..

>>82544310
grandma has unsettlingly-shapely legs.

Where's this kid's actual parents, speaking of?

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>>82544690
It really is something amazing.

>>82544764
They were sacrificed to appease the garbage ape.

>>82543072
>Dark Spirit Heathcliff has invaded!

>>82544310
the kitty korners are the best part, it's a bleak window into the type of people who are taking these at face value

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>>82544851
I wonder how many of those are bullshit. Some of these just sound incredibly far-fetched, but then again, animals can be fucking weird some times.

>>82544799
Wait, is that an edit or real?

>>82545358
That's an edit.

>>82543644
https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M?t=40s

>>82544738
Love it

>>82543081
https://youtu.be/MpaQ6xaQ4k4

>>82548223
>not using the transparent PNG version of the faces (just below OP)
ONE
FUCKING
JOB

>>82544310
>>82544851
That hunter's instinct though. It understands the dustbuster is part of the vaccuum family, but it's the smaller and weaker of the herd.

>>82543072
>A pussy and Beaver

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>>82544738
A+++

>>82545242
"Puss"

Anyone who names their cat one of the ugliest slang terms for vagina has to be insane no matter what the answer is.

>>82544663
I haven't slept in 19 hours, Heathcliff is hilarious right now.

This is an actual joke, I think. A dirty one at that. A pussy and a beaver is fighting each other using a phallic symbol. There are two birds (possibly Tits) observing the event. "It's hard to beat a beaver" implies you need practice in order to fully satisfy a woman.

Good one, Gallagher. Looking forward to the next one.

>>82543072
>>82543081
This so fucking surreal

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>>82550394
Same here. I've been up for almost 26 hours. The more sleep deprivation takes a toll on my sanity, the more heathcliff starts to make sense. Alternatively, you could just squint your eyes and shoot yourself. That works too.

>>82543072
>>82543081
Old Snake vs Ocelot edit when

>>82552586
>snake eater starts playing

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Heathcliff is the only media that can make me feel emotions in the current year. I check every day to see if there will be a Heathcliff thread.

>>82550933
Hey that's my post! I'm on a Mac, so it truncated the file name and I lost the joke part of it. Honestly it works better that way.

>>82553391
Do you usually feel emotions in past and future years?

>>82553757
When you read Heathcliff daily, everything is possible.

>>82555403
OH COME ON
YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO MAKE A JOKE GATELY

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>>82555550
life is a joke

>>82550394
>denoting an amount of time you've been awake that is under 24 hours
You are a gigantic pussy

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>>82544310
>bib
>not a helmet

Could someone hand me an isolated Garbage Ape and the colorized Bad News please?

You know that idea that Jon from Garfield writes the Heathcliff comic actually would make a lot of sense I think

>>82557482
nvmd, got bad news, still need garbage ape tho

>>82543081
jedi vs sith

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Friendly reminder that Heathcliff is better than Garfield

https://youtu.be/T0nS1wRaA64

>>82555550
>Gately
This one is by Gallagher, his nephew. Gately's comics were mostly just black and white rather than colored.

Is Heathcliff some sort of meta anti-humor? Is that the joke?

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suggestions?

>>82558466
It's a bit too airtight as a straightfaced irony gag going for like 40 years or whatever. How do you go that long without even a hint that you're joking about being awful?

>>82558662

>>82552586

>>82558681
>>82557972
I think the joke is supposed to be the audience that likes this kind of dry, unfunny, cutesy PC humor, and are comically unaware that they are the butt of the joke. See >>82544851

>>82558801
meant for
>>82558466

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>>82558662
>Garbage Ape is throwing the garbage into Heathcliff Poster
10/10, as a professional Heathcliffologist, I approve.

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>>82558466
It's just nonsense. It wasn't this absurd before the creator died, but it wasn't exactly by the numbers either. It was like a poor man's Garfield.

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>>82558979
This is the greatest of honors.

Touched it up a little bit

>>82559025
Wow, it's bizarre seeing Heathcliff with detailed facial expressions.

>>82543805

Dunno, but Urban dictionary claims it to mean: "As a male to pound the vagina like a jackhammer."

>>82559141
Nicely done

>>82556922
Well its 26 hours now, if it makes you happy. Help me

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>>82559699
Thanks :-DDDD

Heathcliff shoops are fun to do

>>82543644
the real mvp

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The real cause behind the sjw calarts toon rampage impacting the industry negatively nowadays is the fact Heathcliff was denied the movie he deserved a few years ago which halted the development of a new golden age of animation.

>>82561418
I can only picture Heathcliff films as being old style silent films with captions.

>>82561638
I can only imagine it as surreal stop motion movie using paper Heathcliffs cut from the strip itself. Probably directed by Svankmajer.

>>82561418
I wonder what happened to that project. It would be so fucking bizarre to see Heathcliff among all the psuedo-edgy self-referential CalArts type shit that's in-vogue nowadays. A rare gem of sincerity.

>>82561785
there was a single press release in 2009, or so google claims, then nothing

it had the guy who did that weaboo singer cartoon attached to it

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The comic is anti-funny but what do you guys feel about the cartoon? It's not great but I find it mildly enjoyable.

>>82561901
>none of the original gnostic charm
>no garbage ape
>casual bait catillac segments with humor unworthy of Heathcliff and a waifu, a commodity pious scholars of Heathcliff lore dismiss

It's shit

>>82561901
Is there a beaver villain? Please let there be a beaver villain.

>>82561855
That's a shame, I would have gone to see it. I hate live action adaptations of family cartoons, though. Never seems to translate well.

I wonder if this week's sunday strip is going to have a joke in it; last week's was really cute. Actual jokes remove what makes Heathcliff so distinct, though.

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>>82556777
Says the man with lucky seven trips.
checked, checked and checked.
Also I won't judge heatcliff relationship with a cupcake, its current year for fucksake, if heathcliff wants to date/fuck a cupcake it's none of my business.

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>>82562000
>>82556777
7 AND 7 AND 7 AND AN EMPTY WORLD OF ZEROES, THE DEMICLIFF CAN NOW MANIFEST TO REMAKE IT IN HIS IMAGE

The Garbage Ape is, as his name might imply, an ape preoccupied with garbage. The Garbage Ape appears to be based on the phenomenon of garbage cans that are overturned during the night: the Garbage Ape is most often shown at night, and when shown is generally depicted as flipping over the garbage cans of humans (or occassionally even stealing them).

The Garbage Ape is relatively unique in the Heathcliff universe as a character that receives Heathcliff's unconditional love and respect. The Garbage Ape is never attacked or mauled by Heathcliff as other characters might be, and is never a victim for the sake of a punchline. Heathcliff's love of the Garbage Ape is well-documented, and repeated often within the strip.

The Garbage Ape's color is extremely varied, ranging from black to brown to even pink in some strips. Whether this change in color is canon (perhaps a result of the Garbage Ape's fur being staind from the garbage that gives it its name) or simply a stylistic decision is unknown. The existence of the Garbage Ape's sidekick, Trash Chimp, gives rise to the possibility that there may even be multiple Garbage Apes in the Heathcliff universe. Aside from the Trash Chimp, nothing is known of the Garbage Ape's family or home life.

>>82561901
The fact that the Catillac Cats' designs didn't look remotely like Heathcliff's always bothered me.

>>82562368
it's just casual bait

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>>82562204
He still shouldn't b cheating on his girlfriend though

>>82562261
So continues saṃsāra beneath the Demicliff. Praise be to the Demicliff.

>>82562300
Whatever the garbage ape is, he/they have some pretty expensive transportation equipment.

>>82555550
it's not that as much as it is he blatantly plagarized that Calvin and Hobbes sunday strip where they're dancing

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>>82543072
>>82543081

>>82564055
Beautiful

>>82564055
Those fucking "come and get me" poses are begging for a more climactic scene.

When does the Heathcliff netflix series begin, and when does the beaver spin-off start filming?

>>82564256
Like,a planet of lava factories, perhaps?

>>82564332
Yeah, or in a throne room, or the peak of a mountain, or on top of Outer Haven, or on a bridge above lava, etc.

>>82564055
>IT'S OVER HEATHCLIFF
>I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

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>>82564055
magnifique