He's going to run out of souls to steal eventually.
Not as long as Asia is mass marketing them.
hell be fine
>>82541418
That's why we're offering him yours, next
Fuck you, fraudulent fanboy!
Excelsior!
>>82541418
So long as Spider-Man is successful he will still have his lich mode.
>>82541542
nay he will be defeated! And a new lich will arise.
>>82541418
As long as there are humans to feed on, there will be Stan lee.
He's having to cancel further con appearances because his hearing and eyesight are going.
>>82541607
>Man Sacrificing Whores: "I Am Growing Stronger"
>>82541653
That sucks.
If 6 he dies TONIGHT
>>82541798
He died a long time ago.
>>82541653
Yeah it was mentioned on some site I read. Stan was saying it's sad because his eyesight is getting weak and he can't read comic books anymore. He said (paraphrasing) "I still pitch story ideas sometimes, but I can't see what our artists draw with them. My hearing is kind of the same now. I feel like I'm 100,000 years old."
>>82541798
If 5 he swallows your moms soul.
>>82541887
Usually when that starts to happen, it means the end is approaching. This is a phenomenon known as "terminal drop" when the body starts to shut itself down prior to death.
>>82541887
So why do people seem to hate him so much? Because he made Batman?
>>82541798
If 7 YOU die tonight by his hands
>>82542017
what have you done
>>82542017
RIP Anon
>>82542017
RIP
>>82541887
>I feel like I'm 100,000 years old."
So, he finally revealed his real age.
>>82542017
Anon. No!
>>82542017
>>82542017
>>82541960
No, it is a sign that he is transcending the flesh and will become a lich soon. He hasn't figured out how to make his new magic eyes and ears work yet.
>>82541418
He already amassed enough money to turn himself into a robot
>>82542017
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
>>82542017
Another has been claimed, the harvest continues.
>>82542017
Delicious Virgin Soul.
EXCELSIOR!!!
>>82542017
The deed is done.
>your face when eventually there'll be a Marvel movie that he doesn't make a cameo in
>whichever one is his last will inevitably be dedicated to him
>>82542017
>letting Stan suck another persons soul
What have you done
tell me, How has he managed avoiding the lich kings soul sucking powers
>>82542226
He is providing a service. He brings the souls to him. He could be this anon >>82542017
Stan Lee explained:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYGrQaReIL8
>>82542226
It seems aligning your faith with the House of the Mouse and donning the mark of his icon provides partial immunity or exemption from the sacrificial ritual.
For now.
>>82541418
Not as long as the deal stands
>>82542271
>my face when Xavier quoted Shang Tsung at the Royal Rumble during their match against Left and Right Uso
>>82542017
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>82541993
Bob Kane was legitimately a massive asshole.
Stan Lee has been pretty honest that he's mostly just an idea guy and public face of Marvel. Most people don't really hate him.
If 0. He has a stroke next week and spends the rest of his life in a a catatonic state.
>>82541418
He is literally the Demiurge.
Can Stan finally defeat him?
>>82542017
1 anon amounts to how many years added to Stan's life?
>>82542017
If 52 I bring the Lich King's reign to an end.
>>82542900
Oh, snake eyes, sorry Grant.
>>82542017
OP here
FUUUUUCK YOUUUU
>>82542900
Always bet on dubs.
>>82542900
>>82542911
>>82542922
Triple sequential dubs, true magic at work.
>>82541418
SATAN LEE WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!
Have you noticed how many souls he has taken this year alone?
Stan Lee is probably Thanos.
>>82542893
Merely a trifle. He needs well-known people to absorb real energy. Presumably each year he ages he needs more souls. So get ready for a "great" year.
>>82542017
Shit son
>>82544433
>This is why the past couple years have been so celeb death heavy
>>82541418
the eating has been good this year
>>82541887
man i dont know if i should be sad for him for his health or proud of him for continuing to work
>>82545857
The movie cameos alone are more work than over 90% of men his age.
>>82542017
I will miss you anon.
I truly believe that he is keeping himself going solely that he can make it to Infinity War. He can't die before that ends
>>82546169
They probably already filmed his scenes for Infinity War.
>>82542226
He's the one who bring virgin souls to Lee.
>>82542017
No! I won't let it happen!
If 3 he takes me instead!
>>82546243
>Taking the bullet for another anon
F
>>82546243
Your offer has been accepted.
>>82541418
He has feast well this year. A lot of quality souls lost. He'll be fine.
>>82541418
Isn't that the final sign of Ragnarok?
>>82546243
How kind of you, anon. F
>>82546243
>you will never be this heroic
godspeed anon
>>82546293
>>82546523
>>82546473
>3 out of 4 relies end in 3
HYPERCRISIS
>>82542017
>>82546243
OH SHIT
>>82546243
You'll live on in our hearts you hero.
>>82546538
shame your post did not end in 52
>>82546243
NO! By the power of dubs, none shall die tonight!
>yfw he shows up in Infinity War as the One Above All, giving everyone a dramatic speech about his adventures throughout all Marvel movies (MCU, Fox, Sony ect.)
>yfw he dies shortly after the movie's release, making it his final message to all true believers
>>82548306
>yfw he was watching over them and fixing events behind the scenes in all those previous cameos
STANLEE=BASEDGOD
>>82546243
This one's for you.
>>82548306
He never interferes with what's going on, but he's in every movie, whether it's Marvel, Sony, or Fox, from World War 2 to the other end of the galaxy. There's only one person he can be.
>>82541418
7 almost 8 bllion humans.
not anytime soon
I will not be ready for the movie that ends with "In Memory of Stan Lee". It'll just hurt too much
>>82541418
You will die in Stan Lee's lifetime.
>>82549007
So all of times then?
>>82541418
he will never run out of souls. he's the king
>>82542815
there is another
>>82546243
If it ends in a number no one will die
>>82546243
if 4 I take Stan the man's soul!
>>82546243
Your soul now belongs to Stan the man Lee. Whatever years of life you had now belong to him. He shall live well over his hundreds
>>82542135
They recorded him doing a bunch of stuff, so he'll be able to appear in many movies to come.
Miller beat him. He's dying
If 3 I'll donate all my organs to keep him alive!
>>82546243
does anyone have that gif of this girl where she's blowing her whole arm?
Only when Ditko dies.
I hope he can hold out until just before Infinity War 2 comes out so it can be dedicated to him.
>>82546035
I think it's kinda weird how he continually cameos as someone working, despite the fact that he clearly looks way past retirement age now. It doesn't bother me much or take me out of the movie, but it's just something I found curious when I realized.
>>82541418
Stan Lee is 93.
He's in decent health for 93.
It's conceivable he could live to be 100, or over 100.
that's at least 7 more years of him being around.
You fucks can keep making these dumbass threads. It's just as likely you die in the next 7 years as him.
People have been making these for like 5 years, and I know /co/ anons have died in that same time period shitposting about HIM dying.
>>82556661
That would be fitting. Even in death, Stan would get all the attention
>>82542017
if 5 i negate it, and send you to the shadow realm
>>82556788
Yeah, souls are easy to come by. He's not being greedy so he takes just enough to get by.
>>82556788
See >>82541960
People who live to be 100+ are usually pretty active and capable until right before their death.
You're body know when it's about to die and starts failing accordingly.
>>82541607
Frank is Stan's apprentice
Stan was sucking away his soul until they made a compromise
Stan's still the master
>>82546243
If 2 you both live
>>82556229
>>82546243
Capped, so that this noble sacrifice isn't forgotten
>>82557222
>Trips
Witnessed and immortalized.
>>82541653
Good thing he didn't cancel the ones coming up. I want to sit in his lap
he will live forever
Funny how I'm seeing this in the catalog as I'm watching mortal kombat
These dubs will sustain Stan for the night
>>82557363
So who's /co/ Liu Kang?
>>82541771
Kekaroo
>>82557411
WITNESSED
>>82557363
and i was about to say something about him being shang tsung
>>82542017
Haha
Good job anon.
>>82557411
>>82557455
His heralds have arrived. The great hunger must be upon him once more.
>>82557363
>/tv/ and /pol/'s meme magic have killed hundreds of people
>/co/'s meme magic keeps stan alive
guys were doing this wrong
>>82542017
You just stanked yourself son.
>>82557531
meant for>>82557411
If dubs, Stan never dies.
>>82557531In due semi-seriousness in most esoteric circles it is a feat of greater skill to make the mortal exceed limitations than to bring mortality to the already mortal. If in fact memery were the root here instead of genes, diet and health care /co/ would be greater masters
>>82541418
Everytime someone famous dies, Stan Lee wins more souls