Why haven't you become a superhero yet, anon?

I'm Masturbation Man.

I can cum a pound in a single bound.

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>>82515279
Why would I endanger myself for the sake of people that I honestly don't care about?

>>82515461
You don't have to risk your life to be a hero. Fight bigotry and discrimination online and become a social justice WARRIOR

>>82515311
And you do this on evildoers, right?

>>82516467
Only if they've been really naughty

>>82515279
Why become a superhero when you could be a glorious supervillain instead?

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Stupid legalities in my country won't allow me to actually become the law.

Also, I don't have access to a sleep machine that gives me 8 hours worth of rest in 20 minutes.

>>82517112
>supervillain
Well, there are problems with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0QO2fKVbdc

>>82515279
Out of shape/scared/not a lot of crime in my area

I'll stick to my fanscripts

>>82515279
Because i want to be a supervillian