>tfw no giant black honey Why even live?

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>black girls

>>82511652

well depends on the black woman

>you will never have giantess Leshawna sit on you

>girl like that is currently trying to fuck me
help

>>82516023
>not letting her seduce you
Explain. Are you celibate? Gay? Did she just get out of prison for a horrible crime? Does she push her religion on you?

What is the problem?

>>82516120
she has two kids and we don't really have the same personality.

>>82516180
>she has two kids
Eh, that's workable. Just get along with the kids and it'll be fine.

>and we don't really have the same personality.
Literally nobody has the same personality. There's this thing called individuality, anon. While there are various archetypes that allow some basic identification, the combination of traits in each extant person is unique.

>>82516242
the answer is no.

>>82516310
Queer

>>82511913
>depends
which applies to most things

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>tfw no tall educated strong alpha black women

>>82516543
Fuck off, not everyone is desperate

>>82517133
You must not have gone to my school...

I will say, it's very hard to get their attention.

>>82516180
>she has two kids

Keep away from her as far as fucking possible.

Even if she seems like the nicest fucking woman in the world: there are too many out there desperately hunting down a man to take advantage and provide nothing more than financial support.

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>>82516242
Two kids really is not a work around type thing, if you don't want to deal with kids it is a hella deal breaker.

>>82516180
>She has two kids
She is only trying to get you to help her take care of those kids.
>How do you know
I was almost caught in the same trap.

Unless she's willing to have twice as many kids with you as she had with her previous partners, she's just trying to find them a meal ticket

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>>82516180

>she has two kids

>>82511652
One of the best TD characters in OP's pic

I like this thread already

>>82517261
Black girls always do this shit

>>82516180
>Tfw I have a black girlfriend and she has one kid
Yeah, her kid has too much energy for me, but give her a tablet, and she'll shut up. How she had her daughter was kinda weird though.

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>>82511652
Fat black women irl are not pleasant to look at

>>82519323
Well yeah, the hood rats. Some carry it pretty well.

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>>82511695

>>82519436
>>82519323
These. Mostly its personality for me.

Also are we talking gals with hips and bellies, or the girls who let themselves get carried away and treat a visit to McDonalds like a daily Thanksgiving?

>>82511652
>tfw I actually have one.

It's wonderful OP. One day you will have your own, just don't be a dumbass

>>82522110

Tell me your secrets.

>black girl
>literally no brain

Heh