Why is he such a dick

>>82459046
Fuck you he's disabled.

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He was a hot, rich dude whos' wife died to some ancient sea monster who also was the only one that could break the curse that turned him into a pigeon. She was also the one that cursed him.

You'd be a dick too if you were forced to spend time with a gay ghost, mike tyson, and a hot asian girl that won't fuck you.

>>82459112
Im pretty sure he was a dick beforehand, his "bitch ex-wife" who was actually nice seemed used to how he acted. The dude was probably always just an asshole.

>>82459164
Well given his childhood he was probably raised poorly. His dad didn't give a fuck about him.
His womanizing is due to his low self esteem being filled by sex.

>>82459046
it's funny, and mike won't stop him.
>>82459112
>won't fuck you.
fat lady hasn't sung yet..

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>>82459046
Combination of a shitty upbringing, shitty overall attitude, and being stuck in a pigeon's body.

You don't get Norm Macdonald to voice someone who isn't a dick.

>>82459112
>implying Mike would be terrible to hang with

If you're on his good side, he's a fucking bro

>>82460536
and mike is on his good side despite him being a dick. so.. not much to motivate him to act otherwise

>>82459046
Well his name is Richard, so...