ITT: we make a plot and cast for a live action Graity Falls movie

Wendy fucks Dipper.

Everyone as Everyone

Bill fucks Dipper.

Everyone as Everyone.

>>82458431
>>82458470
>not being Mabill master race

>>82459294
wow OP fuck off we save your thread for death and this is the thanks we get?

>>82455912
I kinda sorta have an idea for a Gravity Falls movie, but I wouldn't want it to be live action.
Live action Dipper and Mabel would suck.

>>82455912
Kodak Black as Dipper
Keke Palmer as Mabel
Bryan Cranston as Stan
JK Simmons as Stanford
Gabriel Iglesias as Soos
Jessica Chastain as Wendy
Dove Cameron as Pacifica Northwest

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>>82455912
Plot: The Killing Joke
Cast:
Ben Affleck as Dipper
Elizabeth Olsen as Mabel
Joseph Gordon Levitt as Stan
Robert Downey Jr. as Ford
Michael B Jordan as Soos
Sigourney Weaver as Wendy
Matt Damon as Bill
Michael Caine as Blendin Blandin

remember: dipper and mabel's actors have to have sexual chemistry or it wont work

>>82461781
They also have to be kids, having real 12-13 year olds wouldn't work because they'd be too tall, Dipper and Mabel are borderline midget height.

award-winning plot: Grunkle Stan has contracted AIDS from his prison days and it is up to the mentally handicapped Soos to find a cure before his employer and surrogate father figure succumbs to the disease. starring Brendon Frasier as Soos and Bruce Willis as Stan.

>>82462305
Kids being half the height of adults in cartoons is a metaphor for being younger than everyone else. You don't have to literally match their height ratios. That would be weird and pointless.

>>82455912
>movie starts out animated
>Dipper and Mable return to Gravity Falls a year later
>Fiddleford and Stanford have been busy working on safely dismantling the dimensional portal in the basement of the mystery shack
>an axolotl sneaks into the inner workings of the portal when a hatch is left open
>portal goes haywire, transports everything into third dimension (live action)
>portal also relocates Bill from the 0th dimension (nonexistance) into the third dimension
>Dipper and Mable have to stop Bill

Seth Rogan as Dipper
Sarah Silverman as Mable
John C Riley as Stanley
Bill Murry as Stanford
JK Simmons as Bill
Seth Green as Soos
Seth Mcfarlane as Gideon
Beyonce as Pacifica
Charlese Theron as Wendy
Plot: slice of life

Wendy is turning 18 soon so she beckons the twins back to Gravity Falls under the pretense of having one last summer of "childhood", but is actually looking to pop the Dip-Man's cherry before it's classified legally as rape. Pacifica is also trying to pop the Dip-Man, and while Mabel is not consciously trying to pop the Dip-Man, her inexplicable jealousy makes her act like she's trying to pop the Dip-Man. The ending to this is up in the air at this point and requires some VN test simulations and thorough data analysis.

Oh, and there's a subplot with mystery and whatever, I guess. The Stans are back in town investigating Stanley's weird dreams or something and blah blah blah Bill comes back, looks menacing then jobs hard part dos.

Pacifica. I think it'll be Pacifica who wins.

>>82455912
Just for the sake of trolling you pedos I'd put Tim Burton as director

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Ok, instead of a movie of any kind, how about a reboot?
Who could pick up from the mess that alex wrought?
>And yes, I didn't capitalize his name.

>>82455912

Amy Schumer Stars in GRAVITY FALLS as Mabill, Tomhanks plays bill,

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Jennifer Lawrence as Grunkle Stan.

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>>82459294
>Mabill master race

You mean the Koreans/Japanese? Are you trying to say that Asians are superior to whites?

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Is it true that lots of little girls had crushes on Bill? On twitter people were saying their little sisters or kids did. And I mean mean not blond fuccboi fan Bill but just the triangle since they're little kids not in a "fandom." Also why.

>>82466749
Because he's cute

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>>82459294
Any Billpines ship is a good ship.

>>82466749
I don't know about Bill but my twelve year old sister has a huge crush on Ford.

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>>82467757
>>82458470
>>82459294

http://newvoices.org/2013/10/09/bagel-chasers-on-the-problem-of-jewish-fetish/

>>82467809
That's kind of creepy

Harrison Ford as both Stan and Ford or bust, OP.

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>>82469112
>>82467809

A crush on Stan or Ford or Dipper or whatever seems normal to me because they look kind of like humans while little kid Bill crushes seem weird to me me because he looks like a geometric shape.

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Also Padippica doujin translation never. Sigh.

>>82469199
It's creepy for anon's sister to have a crush on a sixty year old man.