why doesnt Batman ever enjoy himself?

>>82451253
It's Injustice.

>>82451253
His parents are dead

>>82451253
probably half of Gotham was destroyed while he was wasting time taking that picture

He enjoys himself, he just doesn't show it outwardly.

Especially considering people would probably be freaked out if they knew how much he liked breaking muggers bones

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>>82451253
Good writers let him enjoy himself

>>82451253

> Cyborg in the JLA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! New 52! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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He enjoys himself when no one is watching.

>>82451535
He's as mad as Miller in ASBAR.
Is he really enjoying himself or is he just nuts?

>>82451253
Why Oliver can't have a beard anymore?

>>82451598
It's Injustice.

>>82451253
Appearances. Batman is actually a fairly jolly fellow every time you catch him being candid in the cowl and not needing to discuss something dire.

>>82451742
Like say, a celebratory picture with all his friends and Plastic Man in the form of a giant fish?

>>82451253

he has apsergers syndrome

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>>82451678
ASBAR Batman absolutely enjoyed himself.

Not the torturing the kid part, but he did enjoy beating up criminals and making them suffer, and he only regretted the running over cops part when Dick called him out on it.

>>82451253
Had a dream where I could distort my face like Plastic Man does, but it wasn't a superpower it was just my face and I was really ugly and hated myself. Imagine someone doing something like OP's pic in real life. It was terrifying. I hate Plas now.

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>>82451253

>>82451253
>why doesnt Batman ever enjoy himself?

He enhoys himself when:

>Fighting World tier martial artists
>Watching movies with the family and superman
>seeing the face of leaguers when he shows a new "toy"
>Scaring amateurish superheroes
>Fighting alongside Superman (without the league).

Nothing wrong qwith that.

>>82451767
>Like say, a celebratory picture with all his friends and Plastic Man in the form of a giant fish?

That doesnt seem to be something he would enjoy. Playing chess with Martian Manhunter or going to the sea with superman trying to ass a sinked pirate ship to his collection? Sure. taking pictures? No.

>>82453649
>not being able to take pictures
Batman cant be that autistic

>>82451689

It's coming back in Rebirth.

>>82451253
What is J'onn saying to WW?

>>82451453

>>82455192
A lot of people don't like pictures. There's 13 people there, one not liking dumb instagram pictures makes sense

>>82455483
>AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

>>82451253
If I were Batman I would totally take advantage of my authority and fuck all of Dick's, Jason's, and Tim's teammates.

>>82451678
It's both

Nah Bruce is the kind of faggot that thinks if you're happy or having fun you're not taking things seriously.

He laughed at one of Joker's jokes in Killing Joke, if that counts. No joke.

>>82451253
>there's a volcano exploding and killing thousand of people!
>aliens are invading!
>criminals doing crime!
>let's just stand here and have a party, who cares about people after all

at least Marvel heroes actually care about civilians

>>82455483
>You know, I can change into anything you want.

>>82457270
Few problems require a full league response.

>>82457270
now this

is autistic

i mean even the fucking avengers have taken photos

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>>82457661

>>82455483
>J'onn: Diana I believe you are touching his penis.
>Diana: I know, J'onn, I know.

>>82457270
>There's a Volcano exploding and killing thousands
A very common occurrence. Did you know 6 volcanoes erupt every day!?
>Aliens are invading
They invaded years ago, and are posing in said picture
>Criminals doing crime
There are hundreds of heroes in DC, and tens of thousands of law enforcement officers on top of that. You don't need the league to stop people from pickpocketing

>>82451678
ASBAR Batman loves being Batman.

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>>82451535
>Good writers
>All-Star Batman and Robin

>>82458483
You didn't really answer his question

>>82451253
He doesn't show it because he knows that all of the other League members are gonna bust out with those corny ass jokes, like, "WHU??? HUH???BATMAN ACTUALY SMILED???!?? ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE REALLY BATMAN??!?"
It's just not worth it, man, it's just not worth it.

>>82457270
Too bad the opposite isn't true.

>>82451253
Am I the only one that gets sad when Batman and Superma fight?
It reminds me of when my mom and dad argued.
Batman is the mom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9L3DExXaG8

>>82451253
wait, so plastic man's teeth are flexible too? what happens when he gets a cavity?

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>>82451253
>why doesnt Batman ever enjoy himself?
Common misconception, Bruce has lots of fun. It's just that he usually has it when he's fighting crime.

>>82455192
He just really hates holding still and needing to smile on command.

Plas also kind of annoys him, being an ex-criminal who refuses to be intimidated by him. Throws off his mojo a bit.