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Homestuck is 7/10

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Problem sleuth was better
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>>82425619
>>82425641
thanks
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Will Homestuck 2.0 ever happen? If so then how will it be? Same characters or not? Player driven or comanded by Hussie?
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Yeah but Homestuck has better waifus
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>nobody cares about homestuck anymore
>soon these threads will end, and homestuck will not be remembered for it's shit
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>>82425709
NB and HD are the best MSPA girls, though.
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>>82425739
That sure ain't wifehearst
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Are andrew's footnotes in the problem sleuth books interesting at all?

Anyone got a transcript?
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>>82425804
Picklradia Aradinspector is god damn terrifying
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>>82425914
Speaking of angel I'm kind of curious if she and that writefag are actually gonna make something happen
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>>82425914
Where did this cat keyhole bullshit come from anyway
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>>82426016
beats me
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>>82426016
Japan.
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>>82426016
Japan underwear meme
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>>82425704

Too soon to tell, but it's hard to believe that Dante would announce he's working on something that's not close to happening, even if it's not guaranteed.

Better question: what could 2.0 be that would get you excited for it?

I'd be happy if it was a set of shorts about John dealing with problems on their new world, helping WV run Can Town, or helping get the human/troll races established. Like and early Adventure Time-y thing, before it lost its damn mind.
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>>82426082
It's a Youtube channel, apparently. Get ready to be buried in shitty attempts to appeal to the generation of kids raised on memes.
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>>82426122
oh god no

source me now or face the rusecruise
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>>82425704
Homosuck 4.13 will just be shitty live action moives filled with ironic actors and shitty jokes.
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>>82426147
A Redditor claims to have spoken with Dante about it. Doesn't pay to lie on a site that runs on reputation.
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>>82426147
it's both, a tv show hussie's working on and a youtube channel that the paradox space team will work on
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>>82426082
I really hope its something among these lines. Just a slice of life adventure comanded by the fans that explains more aspects of the new universe and sburb as a game.
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>>82426171
>A Redditor
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Is there a scanned version of any of the homestuck books lying around
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>>82426122
>>82426178

Adventurey shorts or stories would be fun. That or Troll Cops: the series.
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>>82426082
Slice of life is the only good way to go with this, imo. Homestuck's had more than enough unnecessary plot, I just want something with fun character interactions or missed opportunities/unanswered questions from the comic.
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>>82426154
>SBaHJ the movie is real
I'd watch it.
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>>82426256
As long as the interactions were actually written by Hussie
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>>82426256
>we will never see crowbar trash slicks casino with his boys
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>>82426315
Just imagine it like the opening to Castle of Cagliostro
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>>82426217
it's not worth it
they're only good because of the commentary

>>82426256
double death of the author
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>>82426343
holy shit
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>>82426350
I need a scan of at least ONE page for REASONS
Hell, a phone picture would suffice
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>>82426315
>We will never see a gangster movie based on the midnight crew and the felt.
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>>82426171
>Doesn't pay to lie on a site that runs on reputation.
>i don't understand reddit at all
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How did we go from this...
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>>82426376
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to THIS?
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It's over. There's no more relevant discussion to be had. No OC being made. Nothing to speculate on. Zero new announcements.

Let it die.
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>>82426436
Thanks anon
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>>82426442
But after these threads are gone, where will we be able to talk about bowman?
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>>82426442
>No OC
untrue
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpBfNFGA8qY
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>>82426442
>Zero new announcements
>epilogue
>homestuck 2.0
>hiveswap
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>>82426463
i want bowman to fuck me in the ass
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>>82426442
>No OC being made.
I'm making our magnum opus right fucking now
Calm down
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>>82426502
bowman is NOT for lewd
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>>82425570
daily reminder that lord english wins
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I like this panel
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Man Homestuck really dropped the ball
Letting fans write it for you was a mistake
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>>82426534
He calls attention to the space between his buttocks for 10 minutes, anon
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>>82426614
hussie called attention to his horse fetish for 7 years
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>>82426442
nah
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>>82426636
Like you never thought about sucking Hussie's dick under his desk while he tried to update his site and you kept messing him up, eventually coming to cause the Gigapause
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>>82426596
I would never buy a piece of shit with this much shipping on it, what were they thinking
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>>82426442
I'm making a thing, anon.
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>>82426463
>>>/trash/

>>82426472
>>82426514
Show me the OC, I'll wait

>>82426501
>New announcements
>New
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i make fantroll sprites sometimes
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>>82426694
>>>>/trash/
there will never be enough people to bowpost

I only count me, two others and bowmanon.
we'll never make it without this host body
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>>82426694
alright, wait a month or so
Have this for right now, home grown just the other day
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do you think death likes troll girls
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>>82426717
lmao
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>>82426712
god fucking damn it
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>>82426694
lokiroki has been doing requests non stop, im doing homestuck commissions at the moment, glub draws every few days or so. Theres 2 anons compiling a book of hsg, theres a guy running jackquest. Pretty sure liveblogger is reading again.
theres stuff all around you
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>>82426733
That's cute
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>>82426738
it don't matter if he do or if he don't
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>>82426694
There's a lot of new stuff
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VRISKA > ARADIA
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>>82426763
Shame no repositories or tumblrs are getting updated
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>>82426817
false
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Is this the last time Gamzee speaks? Aranea says it is
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>>82426817
tfw you have a crazy slut fetish and this is too hard of a choice to make
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>>82426442
Do drawfags and writefags count? I'm drawfagging because I don't want /hsg/ to die
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>>82426874
HSG has been dead for like 3 years now, /hst/ has reigned since
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>>82426763
>Theres 2 anons competing to make a book of hsg first
Fixed.
I'm winning
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>>82426836
No, he talks after that when Terezi was stabbing him.
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>>82426822
>panties underneath stocking
>against a wall
Nice.
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>>82426836
Fitting.
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>>82426885
Alright, you get what I mean
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Why did Hussie wait so long to make all the kids meet up only to not provide any dialogue between all four of them?
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>>82426885
is /hst/ like HSG's dreamself or something
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>>82426918
HACK
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>>82426888
That torrent still never finished, carry the torch for both of us
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>>82426938
nah, post-scratch HSG
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anybody else get the vinyl figures?

i have a john figure and i put it on my kitchen shelf

everytime i make food john greets me

hello john
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>>82426918
He forgot how to write them or didn't care, take your pick.
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>>82426918
It was an subversion!
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>>82426918
This is one thing that pisses me off the most. Like the original kids were all suppose to be this close group of friends but they barely talked to each other during their original session and then were split for three years. But they all finally meet up and Jade is fucking asleep and even then John, Dave, and Rose don't even all have a group chat. It's fucking stupid
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>>82426958
Oh, straight-up?
Alright, I'm almost completely done with the gathering work, I just have a few threads I need to cap and I need to sort 2013's files and then I'm ready to start work assembling the book
I'll work for both of us
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>>82426985
Putting that in kan's quirk would make it infinitely better.

>Anybody Else Get The Vinyl Figures?

>I Have A John Figure And I Put It On My Kitchen Shelf

>Everytime I Make Food John Greets Me

>Hello John
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>>82427026
God speed anon
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>>82426888
>>82427026
Did you need any help with making the book itself? I know indesign, and I format layouts often enough that I might be able to help out.
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i'm blaming this and this only for the shit that HS turned into
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>>82425570
>7/10
Is this paid advertising?
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>>82427038
lmao
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>>82427064
But think of the /ss/!
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>>82427038
Putting Anything In Kanayas Quirk Makes It Better

This Is Just A Fact
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>>82427054
Oh lord, for serious? Yeah that'd be a fucking immense help.
How should I contact you?
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>82427064
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How much do you reckon bowman would sell his mobius trip outfit for?

he has been done with homestuck for 3 years.
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>>82427146
Everyone
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>>82427146
Vriska was technically right, but she was a huge bitch about it.
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>>82427146
Everybody really. Vriska was wrong for being well Vriska. (Vriska) was wrong for not standing up for herself at all and Meenah was wrong for leaving like that
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>>82427121
You can send me a message on tumblr if you have one? I'm LokiRoki. I'm dealing with thesis and graduation in the next two weeks, but after that I will be jobless and free to help

How many pages do you think the book will be roughly?
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>>82427088
Prove it.
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>>82427217
I wouldn't dare desecrate such a relic
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>>82426171
>Doesn't pay to lie on a site that runs on reputation
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>>82427146
Did alpha Vriska really grow up at all?

Did alpha Karkat really grow up at all?
Did any of the trolls or kids grow up at all?
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>>82427205
At this point I couldn't even guess, there's a lot of material
I'll probably have a better estimate once I have everything sorted and filed
I have finals this week so I haven't been able to get much done so I'll probably be finished around the time that you're free
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>>82425739
Demimonde Semigodess
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>>82427232
Are you going to jack off while smelling it?
That would honestly be pretty weird anon.
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>>82427277
Rose went gray
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>>82427146
All of them.
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>>82427210
This >>82427217 Is A Good Example
>Why Do You Want It
>Are You Gonna To Cum On It
>Dont Cum On Clothes You Degenerate
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>>82427300
The moment it's in my hands it's going in the bowshrine.

the bowshrine doesn't actually exist, but it would if I could
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>>82427277
Dave did actually grow up some, but it just happened off screen in the lamest way possible.
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>>82427286
if you're missing anything shoot me a message, ive got tons of shit saved
please include tsunamis and secretarys
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>>82427321
I dunno if I would say that's an improvement, it certainly doesn't feel better.
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>>82427398
>please include tsunamis and secretarys
Aw shit, here we go.
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>>82427398
I have tsunamis included
I'll definitely keep your offer in mind though
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Reminder that we've got a new episode of JACKQUEST running!

>>>/qst/44579

Help JACK escape the DISTRICT of GARISH BULLSHIT!
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>>82427286
Awesome! I wouldn't know where to start with sorting/filing since I left in 2011, so thanks a lot.

don't forget to send a message so I have your contact stuff too. Dunno how long /hst/ will be around for
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>>82427336
>Bowshrine
>A large dark chamber only lit with the dim light of candles.
>You walk to the altar with the outfit in hand
>You place the garment down and suddenly a string of candles light up in sync
>There an enormous portrait of Bowman stares down from above.
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>>82427421
>>82427430
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>>82427321
>someone took the edited kanaya sprite from my openbound edit to use as a reaction image
neat
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>>82427444
>anon, light the bowshrine
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>>82427459
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>>82427464
>my openbound edit
oi
oiiiii
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So the music team is not so subtly hinting that Volume Ten is still a thing and that it'll be ready for 6/12. It's also important to note that Volyme 10 wasn't supposed to drop until the comic was done, which it technically isn't.

Also important to note that 6/12 is the perfect time to release more news on Hiveshit.

So... fingers crossed for 6/12 Epilogue, Vol 10, and Hiveswap Newspost.
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>>82427172
That's some robotic animation.
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>>82427501
Good thing it's in the trash now.
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>>82427501
Behold
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>>82427444
I wish bowman would notice this shit and give us his blessing
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>>82427556
>4 years
>2.5 million dollars
>3 different game iterations
>1 walkcycle
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GUYS

BEHOLD

I CREATED THIS CANCER

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

I KILLED HOMESTUCK
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>>82427430
cool
cuz i have all this stuff, most metastuck stuff that was made and some other anons hsg folders
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>>82427556
>>82427611
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>>82427580
>implying he wouldn't be freaked out by your worshiping and call you all freaks
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>>82427486
ye
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>>82427631
holy shit, i love joey
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how does this image make you feel?
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>>82427631
Hiveswap's looking good
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ung bunga

why rose girl no play game quest

me no like rose girl
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okay which one of you chuckle fucks did this
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>>82427739
one step beyond

final destination
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>>82427677
Sad.
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>>82427756
holy shit kcgreen sbahj is godawful
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>>82427677
what is this? it's certainly isn't homestuck
homestuck is about those grey gay dudes with horns or some shit like that
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>>82427624
Just at a glance after having gone through all the screencaps i have twice I can see that I have most of that
But I could always use some of the misc. hsg fanart, that folder is kind of thin
It's honestly kind of daunting just how much OC this place generated over the years, especially when you consider that the backside to all these images is hundreds of thousands of words worth of fanfic and smut that the writefags produced
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>>82427642
the day I get his outfit is the day I will be truly happy
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>>82427677
speaks for itself
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>>82427847
So you'll never be happy? That sucks anon.
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Considering how brilliant Hussie is with colors don't you think it's a little odd that he waited so long to color his comics?
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>>82426479
I loved Cascade, but I'd be lying if I said that that Jade didn't creep me out.
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>>82427909
it will always hurt deep down
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>>82427920
coloring them makes it more work
MSPA used to have an enormous content output per day and colors increased the workload
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>>82427813
oh man, you should put ovipositive in there
like novel format. with a curly title font and everything
also i don't mind if you put any of my art in there btw, just like permission ahead of time if theres something related ive made
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>>82425570
>7/10

that's extremely generous

I'd give it a 5/10 or maybe a 6 at most

numbered scores aside, if I had to describe it in one word, it would be a resounding "meh"
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What is your opinion on Karkat "KUCKKUCK" Vantas?
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>>82427997
I'm already putting in a lot of fics by HSG authors, including ovipositive
I'm not actually sure if there's anything of yours in there, I tapped out for a while and subsequently lost my ability to match names to art styles
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>>82428020
He's great, and the autists in here need to shut up about him and his lack of an "epik moment"
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>>82428020
It's sad he became nothing but Dave's potential love interest in the end and even that didn't work out for him. Kinda just want to give the tiny bastard a hug
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>>82428020
Was great. Should have died in Act 5 before he went to shit.
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>>82427739
Do you think we have enough collective manpower to push this near the top just for the hell of it?
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>>82427995
But coloring is his biggest strength. He still continued to produce massive amounts of content in acts 4, 5 and most of six, when most pages became full color. I think the color pages might have been a big factor in homestuck becoming more accessible, too.
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>>82428044
what dank memes are going in
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>>82428117
Well for starters I'd be remiss if I didn't include Cockanaya
Similarly there's Eridan stuff, Shai'hulud, Chefkat, Aradia shitting pineapples has enough content that I couldn't very well ignore that
There's plenty going into it, but I always get the nagging feeling that I'm missing some important thing or another
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>>82428097
his better works either have no colour or terrible blotchy splashes all over the page.

the only reason the colour looks good in mspa is because it's aliased. refreshing sure, but it's not masterwork.
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>>82428097
Isn't the troll language written in reversed Daedric font? Why was "kill me" written using Latin script?
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>>82428044
my stuff is pretty inconsistent so it would be hard to tell anyway
like its anywhere from pic related to this
http://nsfw-pj.tumblr.com/post/45726324630/
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Do you think John "Fruit Puncher" Egbert will ever finally see the light which is the Gay Singularity?
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>>82428241
Oh, that's yours? Yeah, I have that in with all the metastuck stuff, it's a really nice image
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>>82428229
wafer thing alien culture
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>>82428229
looks more like english to me
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>>82428265
Didn't Calliope extinguish the green sun?
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>>82428265
No. When the Hero of Breath dies for good, it won't be as a scoundrel.
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>>82428020
A shitty joke character next to Nepeta, Equius, Feferi and Eridan. Fitting.
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>>82428051
Nope.
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>>82428229
Trolls write in Daedric and normal English.
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>>82428197
>Implying Neon Ice Cream Headache isn't beautiful
Hussie's father was a painter who created a patented program to help artists select color pallets with Hussie's help. The man knows what he's doing.
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>>82428401
his father was a painter?? I thought they were like super rich
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>>82428445
They were loaded
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do you think dave was more surprised that his brother got to fuck his best bro (jake) and was jealous that he didn't get to fuck his (john)
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Did we ever find out where the first guardian code came from? Did Gamzee seed them into the kids dreamselves, and if so how did Jake end up with one? Do the First Guardians themselves create them?
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>Caliborn: Enter happens
"Boy now A6 will be interesting"
>condy hijacks the session
"Boy now A6 will be interesting"
>Collide happens
"Boy NOW A6 will be interesting"
>thanks for playing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
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>>82428445
>>82428452
is that how hussie was able to spend a good chunk of his adult life making shitty comics for teenagers
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>>82428456
yes
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>>82428020
Was a great character who became a parody of himself
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>>82428481
this.

it felt like act 6 was leading up to another act before it actually ended

there really needed to be eight (8) acts instead of 7
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>>82428051
Still you've got to admit Hussie himself got punchy with this shit towards the end.
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>>82428466
Players know it subconsciously.
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>>82428445
Some information about hussie's family
http://www.zoominfo.com/CachedPage/?archive_id=0&page_id=-1377237411&page_url=//www.insidedigitaldesign.com/tag/software/&page_last_updated=2010-10-02T08:15:06
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/gazettenet/obituary.aspx?pid=171153555
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>>82428541
if it makes him feel better
she wasn't exactly very useful during the fight either

she was like the pokemon you sacrifice to take damage while you healed up your real guys
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>>82428483
yes
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>>82428576
Right. Jasper's M E O W unlocked the M E O W in Rose's mind- but how did it get there? Was it placed during ectobiology? Did Bec arrange it somehow?
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>>82428521
Or Act 7 could have been more than one page.
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Is there any comic that emulates KIDS AND FUN as well as Homestuck Act 1-5?
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>>82428541
I legit hate this shit
This "karkat is actually super shit at fighting" garbage was never really brought up before this
There was never a situation where we saw them fighting
But now suddenly "haha yeah btw karkat is the weakest of all time and can't do anything heh" even though he maxed out his echeladder
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>>82428600
It seems they just know it.
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>>82428280
neat
let me know if you want an imgur album or something

>>82428174
do you have vriska's glass rod, spongefan, LE posts, hsg flock draws, the dolorosa's long long legs, 3am, goodnight nepeta, grab2 diick2, pushing vriska down, fantrolls, and guaranteed replies.jpg?
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>>82428618
We did see him fighting. Make Her Pay. He... was fighting just as well right alongside Terezi. The same Terezi who was fighting fucking Spades Slick and an English-skin Jack, why was Karkat not on that fucking roof, it would have even saved on time and work
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>>82428645
I have Spongefan, LE, 3am, and grab2 diick2
I haven't been able to track down much of the other stuff
If you have any, yeah I'd love an imgur album or a mega
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these are some people i met saturday at my city
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>>82428684
The fact that Spades and Karkat didn't have a reunion and fuck shit up together is what makes Collide and everything after Game Over a fucking joke and a half, a complete fucking travesty of bad writing that can't be salvaged one single bit.
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>>82428577
Also, Hussie had a cat named Coco Puffs. That's cute.
http://chad-buskin.tumblr.com/post/103082823035/andrew-hussie-once-almost-burned-down-his-own
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>>82428577
>The plug-ins are reasonably priced, under $100 and include a one-hour custom tutorial demo – by Andy or Andrew – on how to use the HVC color space to your best advantage allowing you to immediately begin mixing colors at a new level.
Damn, now I want to learn how to be a master of colors by the Huss himself.
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>>82428577
Man
Those links are really humanizing. I feel bad about shitting on Homestuck now. Also I never knew that Andrew F. Hussie was the father.
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>>82428720
The Terezi is passable.
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reminder there's no shame in having your jack noir die

it's just the facts of life that the beta kid's jack is simply the best jack there is
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>>82428720
>that terezi
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>>82428759
i think tavros is cuter
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>>82428756
Hussie's middle name might start with F too.
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>>82428687
alrighty, i'll start sorting
what about eri stuff, he had a lot variations
wwalking in, summer fun eri, march eri, eri and his father shrek, the eri corps asking when their prince was coming back
damn hsg really likes eridan
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>>82428733
The more interesting revelation here is that his parents were separated.
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what would a sylph of breath do
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>>82428849
You're basically Steven Universe
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>>82428729
Tell me about it. That would have been a HEAVY cool moment for Karkat to reunite with his betrayed stabdad and duke it out, allowing the others to handle Union Jack.

You know what I'm going to give up and just say that getting rid of user suggestions was one of or close to the biggest mistake, Hussie instead should have just asked to start suggesting more broad things and directions, or asked less often, or some compromise.

Hussie always took suggestions and make them amazing, which I thought was always his talent. He'd take the white noise of the internet and turn it into a metatextual adventure. Keeping with the whole playing a video game in real life theme.
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>>82428843
Hussie revealed that on his Formspring ages ago.
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>Karkat will never know the pleasure of being a punk and talk about tattoos unironically to his retconned self

why fucking live
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>>82428839
I've got a fair bit of eri, I gave him his own folder
If you've got a bit though I can add it to the pile, I feel like doodle did a bunch of eris that I don't have
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>>82428839
>damn hsg really likes eridan
Damn right.
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>>82428882
I'm surprised I didn't remember that. It makes sense though.
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>Problem sleuth was better
indeed
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>>82428892
I always thought Karkat would end up talking to some reasonably calm version of himself. I really really thought that was the big moment when I saw him open a memo and there was red text. I thought it was going to be from some alternate Karkat or something like that, some version who could argue his anyself into calming down into self-reflection, instead of the never ending self-hate and stupid screaming shit.

You know, like, a story about a creation myth would have? Passing through the afterlife for insight and bullshit like that I dunno
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>>82428839
Oh, but if you have any of those drawings of Spongefan I would appreciate those because I don't have them
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>>82428987
of course
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>>82429004
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>>82429020
and im not 100% on the other two people here
i think one was schoolshooteranon and the other i really dont know
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>>82428978
>implyin alpha Karkat won't bully lame ass calm Karkat like the trash he is
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>>82429058
I definitely remember the one was schoolshooteranon and the other was some guy who had some issues or another
Something about his mom I guess
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i've been gone for awhile. what the fuck happened to mspaf
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>>82429129
It's dead, Jim.
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>>82429129
There was a bug in the outdated vBulletin code it was using that allowed a dataminer to collect all the passwords and erase the forum
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>>82425914
Jade:
>HAHA OH WOW DO I EVER NEED TO BARK AT THESE BITCHES
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>>82429058
>>82429102
Looking at the archives, looks like it was a guy we referred to as 25. I vaguely remember him. I think 25 was his age and he mentioned it so often that we started calling him that or something.
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>>82429058
You guys gonna include any other tripfags in the book? I think you deserve a spot, Angel.
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>>82429196
I've been trying to get at least one piece of fanfic/smut for each named writefag
A lot of the drawfags will be in there through metastuck
Pretty much everyone is present in at least one screencap
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>>82426438
The fuller beard is honestly a lot more flattering. His nose and lips just look comical without it. If he had a hairstyle more suited to the texture and length of his beard, he'd maybe actually look a bit handsome.
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>>82429193
>>82429058
>>82429102
Looking again, it seems that 25 was the same person as Eggy:
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/39462662/#39466336
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>>82429229
>I've been trying to get at least one piece of fanfic/smut for each named writefag

Huh neat. I wonder what fic of mine got in
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Game Over was the Alpha. Retjohn was Caliborn/LEs total victory. Hussie was Calmasis ... all along.
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Does anyone remember karkatmod? Back when the mods were fun.
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>>82429258
Well it'd help to know who you are
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>>82429268
I miss him.
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>>82429268
>tfw the /co/ mods are super shitty nowadays
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>>82429250
Eggy also claimed to be a woman.
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>>82429306
What happened to the moderation around here?
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>>82429196
There could be an appendix at the back with general descriptions and then page number references to go find tripfag posts?
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>>82429302
kragnos ao3
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>>82429328
Eggy and Egghead are two different people, almost entirely sure Egghead is really a woman
>>82429362
Oh yeah I remember you
I'm pretty sure I yanked this one:
http://pastebin.com/inhwQnT0
This was also you right?
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>>82429196
i love that drawing
this one too, i laugh every time
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>>82429344
I don't know, man. I don't know.
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>>82429425
mods used to be fun
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>>82429397
>http://pastebin.com/inhwQnT0
Nice, I was hoping it'd be either that or the grimbark knotting one
I remember totally chickening out of the bad end the thread wanted because I waifued Roxy super hard back then
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>>82429403
angel no
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>>82429268
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>>82429397
>>82429467
Can I vote for the grimbark one to go in instead, it dropped the same night as the update when grimbark found roxy dinnit? I remember teal drew something for the occasion too
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And people say Vriska didn't have a proper arc! Look at that healthy arc-shaped bowl!
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>>82429463
Yeah, shit's so hostile now-a-days. If something like pic related were to happen again we would probably get kicked off /co/.
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>>82429621
Didnt redwood of all fucking people start that shit
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>>82429643
Oh whoops that's the same image
Fuck where's the other one
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>>82429643
But there's things in the one I posted that aren't in the one you posted, like the high lesbian, nudestuck anon, and the ghost busting anon. Besides, the third floor is still empty.

Me too
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>>82429679
Yep, you can even see it in the picture.
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>>82426717
the real question is
do you guys have trollsonas?
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>>82429581
this is great, I cracked up at Indexer
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>>82429581
Different image here, looks less finished though
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>27 consecutive HSG posts
it's time to move on, guys
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>>82429643
>>82429581
Holy shit, I forgot about that nesting universe game we played where the sharks were excited for food. What was that called?
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>>82429719
mi apologia
Here's the thing I meant to post
>duplicate file
>>82429755
Motherfucker
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>>82428466
wait
>>82428576
>>82428628
am i wrong or is this retarded?

It was pretty much spelled out that it was whispered to them by Lil' Cal. It was like the major thing LE did to affect the Beta-verse.
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s o o n
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>>82429755
I don't like that one because it doesn't have me.
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>>82429767
No.
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Everything considered, I regret ever reading Homestuck!
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So did any of the characters actually for realsies hook up?

Was there a single ship actually allowed to sail?
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>>82429811
Man why did we have no many fucking named people got damn
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>>82429833
Yes, Rose/Kanaya.
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>>82429833
Rosekan, but their biggest romance scene unhappened.
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>>82429811
none of them have me, even though I was an active tripfag for quite some time
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>>82429889
link/page number?
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>>82429843
That's what happens when you have basically the same 100 or 200 people hanging out every day, some of them adopt names or identities
Hell, even I did it once or twice. It can be fun to shed anonymity on an anonymous website for a while.
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>>82429811
>>82429581
>all these namefags
>not even half actually contributed in any way other than shitposting

Fuck you idol worshiping retards
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the year and a half without HSG posters was better than the years preceding and succeeding it
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>>82429953
>I wish I was a girl anon
>next to shitfaced
Kek
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>>82429908
>>82429843
>>82429958
the only requirement to get in was to ask or have someone suggest you
every anon who asked got included
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>>82428577
So who is talking in this tutorial for their invention?

https://youtu.be/o2iJjMXMGNE
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>>82429958
It wasn't idol worship, it was just a weird sense of community
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>>82430036
That isn't hussie's voice, is it?
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>>82429967
I agree
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How would it feel to hug Calliope? Does she produce body heat at all?
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>>82430061
Holy shit.
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>>82430036
do you think hussie himself uses this
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>>82430049
because people like cuntpi and hellstrider and 120 were such great members of the community
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>>82430061
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD YOU SICK FUCK
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>>82430049
oh fuck its the missing spongefan drawing

>>82430055
sounds like it
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>>82429967
I disagree.
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>>82430061
>roxy was a troll all along
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>>82430128
I liked cuntpi and 120
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http://shameful-display.tumblr.com/post/143769771050/a-counter-counter-counter-cuck-commission#tumblr_notes
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>>82430061
MODS
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>>82430128
cuntpi wasn't that bad, people just kept egging her on
and 120 made his own fantrolls and fanadventure
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>>82430141
I fucking loved Spongefan. ipgd was also good; people just got bitter when she became a member of Hussie's inner circle and they didn't.
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>>82430088
It hasn't been the same since april. I remember the thread right before we got the newspost.

it was really tranquil
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>>82430061
I thought this one right before those panels was sweeter somehow.
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>>82430128
hellstrider provided hours of entertainment
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>>82430211
does anybody have that GIGANTIC screencap of the entire thread saying "shut the fuck up hellstrider"
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>>82430167
Fuck you, those fucks were just awful fucking bloggers who used hsg to shitpost in
The threads actively decreased in quality whenever their fucking groups showed up
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>>82430036
Hussie sounds like such a nerd.
I wanna shove him in a locker.
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let's get back to vaguely talking about the comic please
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>>82430228
It's because he is already holding her hand, gently from beneath, AND giving her a ring at this point in time.
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>>82425570
>She never played the rain.
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>>82429958
It's a picture showing hsg as it was, not as we wished it to be.
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>>82430302
maybe the less they talk about the comic, the faster we'll get wiped off the board.

it's a win-win
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>>82430211
>He Who Shall Not Be Named never came back
Good.
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>>82430255
I have an html file of the thread it happened in, but not the screencap
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Hey so if I just finished John Rise up, how much more of act 5 do I got?
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>>82430255
got you covered
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Anyone have the meaty hand original? It was either Terezi or Kanaya.

Either way bookanon should throw that in.
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>>82430276
i doubt that's his voice
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>>82430343
le rusecruise

homestuck threads are dead, you'll find nothing but people circlejerking over 3 year old shitposts now
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>>82430228
>John gave Roxy a ring
>She gives it to Calliope
Did John get cucked?
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>>82430302
>>82430322
relax, we're just reminiscing and sharing our saved images with each other
it's to fill out our personal archives now that homestuck is over
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>>82430055
>>82430276
I don't think that's him.

Compare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU9C9hwIX3Y
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>>82430343
Not too much. You've got about Act 2 length I'd say. theres I think one or two more flashes? And a really fun intermission where you get to choose your own adventure
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>>82430343
Don't bother trying to find out how much of the comic is ahead of you, it is an infinite and growing distance.
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>>82430128
They were still part of it, for better or... well, probably not better. 120 was more neutral, I think.

>>82430098
She'd be room-temperature but absorb your body heat as you hug her.

>>82430255
Here's a bonus.
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>>82430343
Over half.
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>>82430350
awesome thanks
I made this image and then lost it somehow
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>>82430362
>>82430387
>>82430389
All right I'll prob pick back up on like thursday or something
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>>82430354
I've been looking for meaty hands actually
If anyone has them I'd appreciate it dearly
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>>82430363
Yep.
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>>82430362
Oh calm down.
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>>82430449
Roxy looks so happy

I'm glad at least she ended up ok
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>>82430357
Shit ship.
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I still cringe when I hear "fandom" but I agree with this old post.
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>>82430363
>>82430449
you guys are missing an important fact

roxy isn't gay
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>>82430430
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>>82430363
How can someone even get cucked by a reptilian monster that's incapable of love? John must be the most beta guy in the multiverse.
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can john be a black guy
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>>82430494
I don't think you can be anything if you're fucking a freakish angel skeleton snake thing
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oh fuck this post
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>>82430528
ayo hol up
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>>82430528
John is asian though anon. sorry to break it to you
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>>82430036
It might be Hussie's dad. He sounds pretty similar to Hussie but not enough imo.
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>>82430511
Why.
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>>82430494
Is that why she's the best Homestuck girl?

>>82430528
Not canon.
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>>82430528
Pink monkey
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>>82430494
Much like Dave.

>>82430518
Incapable of red romance much like how humans are incapable of non-red romance.
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>>82425570
More like 4/13 amirite?
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>>82430528
god the trickster arc just did more stupid than it did funny, why did hussie have to even bother, he was reaching fucking far at that point
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>>82426596
>Caliborn and Equius
Kek.
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>>82430528
If you take Hussie's aracial statement as fact then yes he can. I don't think he has any conflicting canon shit like the Striders needing to be white since it fits with their whole cringy white rappers weebs theme.
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>>82430528
Hussie confirmed it himself.
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>>82430055
Sounds a bit too old. I think it's his dad.
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>>82430642
>DSi
AS THE YEARS GO BY
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>>82430618
All it needed to be was jane saying "I'm feeling NUTTY" and it would have worked without any backblast
You know, cause that peanut allergy was never going to be relevant for anyone anyway
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>>82430675
what about jake dying on screen from consuming peanuts
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>>82430626
I don't get why Hussie couldn't have just taken the most simple and decisive route. He could have just said "They look how they're drawn, it's a visual comic, I don't bother with those details, you can share ideas with each other based on what's there and have your own interpretation, and that's all I have to say on the matter." and left it at that. Just be a professional and step back from it.
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>>82430675
Are you forgetting that Jake was killed by peanuts?
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>>82430634
Gross.
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>>82430664
Those are just DS Lites
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>>82430720
>>82430705
THAT WAS THE JAPE
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>>82430642
>one of the few johnroxy pics
>black
REEEE
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>>82430708
>I don't bother with those details
P I N K
I
N
K

M O N K E Y S
O
N
K
E
Y
S
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>>82430642
I really like that face shape on John.
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>>82430763
Why do you even care
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>>82430768
Karkat would never be that anime-ish.
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>>82430607
>Incapable of red romance much like how humans are incapable of non-red romance.
So how are Roxy and Callie supposed to be girlfriends then?
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>>82430531
>cuntpi wasn't that bad
-Angel, 2016
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>>82430763
shaddaaapp
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>>82430852
always hated these aradia sprites
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>>82430857
WHITER
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>>82430763
>not liking a little chocolate in your ships
baka desu senpai
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>>82430865
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>>82430814
The joke is that humans, previously implied to be incapable of non-red romance, were suddenly totally capable of it and now John and Terezi are turning caliginous.
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>>82430865
They looked better for Damara. Blame chaz
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>>82430865
I like her dimples
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>>82430865
I always hated everything chaz made.
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>>82430999
You, sir, have shit taste.
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>>82430877
>>
>Terezi saw that if she let Vriska go that everyone but her and Gamzee would end up dead because of either Vriska's actions, Eridan's actions, Gamzee's actions, or Bec Noir's actions
>Everyone would end up dead because Vriska wanted the honor of killing the big bad boss that was wrecking their session
>Despite this she still feels bad that she killed her and stopped that series of events from happening
God dammit why?
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>>82430999
I like, about, 20% of what she makes, but I REALLY LIKE that 20%
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>>82430999
i love almost all of her work, it's a bad smile on aradia however
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>>82431035
Now it actually looks like them. All fanartists should draw the kids with this skin tone.
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>>82430836
Why must you spite me like this?
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>>82431035
WHITER
H
I
T
E
R
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>>82431032
man how are we going to get all of these character headcanons into the compilation

we came up with so many headcanons
so many
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>>82430999
Thanks for your opinion I'll put it in the trash with the rest of them
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>>82431074
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I'm glad John/Rose died, Roxy is so much better.
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>>82430912
I almost forgot that happened

That was dumb
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>>82431074
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>>82431115
Time for stoner nepeta
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>>82431182
>EndingOfHomestuck.png
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>>82431182
Now add Freedom.
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>>82430912
I dunno, I don't think John's heart was really into it.
Also, he isn't seen with Terezi in the ending.
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>>82431159
Sure was. Like everything else that tanked in this comic, I'm taking the only good thing out of it and embracing it whole-hog.
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>>82431182
>>82431217
add bowman

why isn't there a bowman freedom yet?
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>>82431217
why and how
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>Hammer
>sword
>Magic
>A Gun
Whats the odd one out here?
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>>82431182
WHITER
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Turns out most of my stoner nepeta pics have her tits out, so nevermind.
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>>82431306
what about *that* one with meulin
you know the one
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>>82431293
Needlekind isn't specifically magic. dave used time hijinks to do his battling etc.
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>>82431293
The Hammer obviously.
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>>82431217
>>82431280
you freedomfaggots need to go

you're shitty meme is dumb, unfunny and nowhere near as good as any of the shit HSG came up with in its hayday
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>>82431352
*grab2 diick2* was my favorite
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>>82431352
Name 1 funny HSG meme.
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>>82431352
we had some good fun in the two year gap between HSG dying and updates starting. 75% less trips was nice too
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>>82431352
>Not liking Freedom
Get a load of this fucker
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>>82431328
This one? Can't find it.
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>>82431352
idk man freedom is pretty great. it's like an artform at this point.
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>>82426918
This is what triggers me and why I tell everyone that Post Act 6 Homestuck is trash. All that fucking LITERAL YEARS of build up for nothing.
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>>82431389
Literally anything is funnier than fucking freedom.
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>>82431144
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>>82431293
>Hammer
>Knitting Needles
>Sword
>Gun

One of these things is not like the other.
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>>82431495
Hussie just made so many genuinely weird and contrarian decisions

I guess he just didn't have it in him anymore
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>>82431459
>like an artform
Stop trying to turn freedom into something like loss.
>>
HSG was such a shithole but I miss it
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>>82431515
perfect
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>>82431515
>Fanart will never be this canon on a whole.
>Fanartists would rather push their political agendas.
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>>82431507
>Literally anything
>Can't provide a single example
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>>82431531
it's only ironically like loss bro
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>>82431524
I wonder he's happier now than in Acts 1-5

He used to spend every waking moment on a webcomic. Now he has friends and stuff but his webcomic has tanked and a lot of his fans have left.
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>>82431524
So when did Hussie truly stop caring?
He didn't seem to care as much when Act 6 came around, but I think it was Game Over where he truly just stopped giving a fuck.
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>>82431410
lol that was great
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>>82431548
>not in eris quirk
One fucking job
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>>82431595
I quite seriously think he doesn't give a shit. He did before, even if he acted like e didn't. Now he truly doesn't.

>>82431602
I think he pretended to care, or forced himself to, up until somewhere in the last 3 years with the game and stuff. Then he just gave up. I think his heart left the comic sometime in Act 5.2, though.
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I'm almost done re-reading Homestuck. It got really difficult after A6, but I'm hanging on.

Man, Hussie really has no fucking clue how alcoholism and recovering from it works, does he? It's so bad I'm kind of hoping he'll reference it in a later work, kinda like "That's almost as stupid as an author adding substance abuse as a major plot point without actually understanding how substance abuse works."
>>
TOBY "SKELETONS ARE BETTER THAN TROLLS" FOX MADE A SUCCESSFUL GAME WHILE HUSSIE STILL STUMBLES ALONG

TALK ABOUT THE STUDENT SURPASSING THE MASTER
>>
>>82431653
Did he put his heart back into it a little bit with Caliborn, or was Caliborn being incredible just a happy accident?
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>>82431711
Remember caliborn represents bad fans of homestuck
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>>82431548
*grab2 diick2*, Cocknaya, Shia'hulud, and fucking anything and everything else.
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>>82431711
I like to think that Caliborn was just him venting through a character in his comic.
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>>82430664
that's a lite tho

note lack of camera
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>>82431691
Rose was never actually an alcoholic, her friends were just hardasses.
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>>82431728
cockanaya was never funny, it was just your fetishes
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>>82431711
Caliborn was just him being pithy and pissy, but he had some genuine venom in there so it came across pretty amazing at some points. Still ended up a waste.
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>>82431701
thats not how it works
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>>82431711
decades from now, homestuck scholars will be puzzled by the significance of caliborn being so entertaining while the rest of act 6 is so bad
many will conclude that it must have been intentional
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>>82431711
Caliborn's entire character can be summarized with "He is just so fucking done with Homestuck," so it's not too surprising that Caliborn exemplifies Hussie's best act 6 writing.
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>>82431728
Shia'hulud was never actually funny.
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>>82431701
he's right

toby managed to get his mary sue god mode annoying fucking character in only TWO skeletons

hussie had to make 12 trolls before he decided on vriska, and even then he had to make another 12 to create aranea
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>>82431725
But who is the worse Homestuck fan really, the likable tool with humor remniscent of Old Hussie who commented on Homestuck's pacing issues, or the trolls and shipping tumblr person?
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>>82431821
>mary sue god mode annoying fucking character
I don't remember this character
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>>82431803
>you will never write your literature thesis on Caliborn
It's not fair.
>>
>>82431784
>>82431816
No shit, freedom is so unfunny that things that were never intended to be funny are fucking funnier than it.
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>>82431838
Clearly he's talking about Gaster
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>>82431766
>Rose was never actually an alcoholic
But that's incorrect you silly willy
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>>82431838
Fanon Sans, I guess?
>>
>>82431834
We know the answer to that, but does hussie truly know?
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>>82431850
It's OK anon. You might develop a sense of humor one day.
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>>82431858
If she was Karkat wouldn't have described her behavior as "charming"
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>>82431894
Freedomposting has NOTHING to do with being funny.
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>>82431894
Stop forcing your shit meme.
>>
Is it wrong that I always think of this song when I think of HST:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0LdIZ8TWYo
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>>82431894
>develop
But anon don't you know. REAL people don't fuckin have arcs and don't develop or change at all. That's what Hussie taught us remember?
>>
First we said Act 7 was shit
Then Act 6
Then everything after Act 4
Then we said the comic was never good
Now nothing in HSG has ever been amusing and people only came here to subject themselves to the abject horror that was our reality for 3 years
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>>82431923
>forcing
is it really forced if it's been around for like a year and a half now
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>>82431896
>karkat
>understanding human culture at all
>understanding rose at all
Is this a jape
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>>82431945
Problem Sleuth was shit too.
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>>82431945
how long until problem sleuth is shit too
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>>82431972
>let's make the final boss the entire comic xD
thank you.
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>>82431938
Hussie is the biggest fucking hack for using that as a cop out to not actually finish anything
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>>82431945
>Problem Sleuth was shit
>Jail Break was shit
>And it Don't Stop was shit
>Every comic Hussie has ever made was shit
Andrew Hussie has literally never made anything that was good.
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>>82431945
I was saying Act 6 was shit way before Act 7 came out.
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jailbreak fucking SUCKS
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>>82431988
Just missed it, pal >>82431972 >>82431991
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>>82432019
What about Whistles
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XD so random
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>>82432024
yeah
I liked Bard's Quest better than Jailbreak
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>>82432051
>Clown meme XD
Extra Shit. Only good thing I can say for it is that Hussie didn't shove any horses into it.
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>>82432019
Bard quest.
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>>82432057
jailbreak was shit but at least it wasn't infested with SJW faggotry like fag's quest
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>>82432055
that's not really random but it has a touch of cringe
>>
>>82432081
>>82432057
>I will stop doing BardQuest because it would be too complicated and too much work
>Starts Homestuck after Problem Sleuth :^)
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is there a download of hussie's old scriblettes and stuff? using archive.org to view them is a pain in the ass
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>>82432055
>Lol let's be racist that's funny AMIRITE GUYS?
Fucking /pol/ tier humor
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>>82432086
okay I want to hear this one out
tell me about the SJW faggotry in bard's quest
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Why does Hussie hate oregon so much?
>>
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>>82432081
>Multiple routes that lead nowhere
>Hussie didn't even bother to give it an ending
SHIT

>>82432057
In all seriousness, Bard's Quest is the weakest of the 4 adventures.
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>>82432133
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=2&p=000175
Yeah, no. Dropped. Don't even get me started on the tranny propaganda in Problem Sleuth.
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>>82432147
Seriously, what did we do to him?
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>>82432147
oregon is cool
I live here
it's cool
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>>82431968
Yes, yes it is.
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>>82432170
Not today.
>>
>>82432170
how's it feel living in the second worst state in the country?
>>
>>82432199
But Texas is the second worst state.
>>
>>82432199
Nigga, have you BEEN to Louisiana?
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>>82432197
i dunno man it doesn't seem that forced to me
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>>82432199
feels like I don't have to pay sales tax and there are loads of trees everywhere I look
>>
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>>82432217
Texas is only the fourth worst state.
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Okay, so, I was mulling over an idea at work today. It's honestly kind of crazy and stupid but hear me out.

So what if I went and commissioned some decent artist to make a bunch of talksprites for every character. And then I went and downloaded Ren'Py, the free super easy to use VN builder software. And I made some basic skeleton VN with every character already set up with sprites and proper text colors and everything.

And then I bundled that file with all the sprites and some backgrounds, and a couple tutorials, and I put that online. Basically made a minimum skill required build-your-own-Homestuck-VN kit with competent art.

So we could all just start flooding the thread with shitty VNs. That would be the end goal here.

Does this idea have any merit?
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>>82432199
No don't fucking start a fucking state fight right when he hit bump limit GOD DAMN IT.
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>>82432281
do it
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Was SBaHJ Hussie's magnum opus, or was it Humanimals?
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in oregon it's against the law to pump your own gas

>>82432290
this is the PERFECT time to start a state fight
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>>82432199
Who's the first worst state?
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>>82432281
Go for it.
It would allow me to fulfill my lifelong dream of making a dating sim where you played as Eri.
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>>82432268
At least we can all agree on which one is the worst, right?
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>>82432264
Reminder that this is Jade. Not the seven foot tall buff hairy fertility werewolf that kills things.
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>>82432317
Ohio. Fuck that place and everybody who lives in it.
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>>82432312
Same in Jersey. It's great, you pass your card over to the attendant and chill.
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>>82432281
Shit man, I would finally have a minimum effort avenue through which I could create a Lord English dating simulator.
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>>82432281
Hell
Fucking
Ye
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>>82432302
>OH, LEEROY, YOU GOT US AGAIN!

Is this not the first time he's cooked himself?
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>>82432281
shitty vns would be fun but one big shitty vn with a single beautifully written and detailed mituna route would be more fun
>>
>>82432312
In oregon you don't have to pay sales tax. Immigrants pump your gas for you so that you don't have to leave your car when it's raining or cold.

>>82432317
Florida
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>>82432281
That's the best fucking question anybody ever asked.
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>>82431637
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>>82432328
yeah
mississippi
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>>82432302
SBaHJ
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>>82432336
I got a speeding ticket in Ohio
for going 10 over
on a highway, going the same speed as everyone else.
Yeah, fuck Ohio.
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>>82432317
Florida.
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>>82432281
Nah get a writefag to write a vn with you first then upload the talksprites for people to make their own
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>>82432336
Wow fuck you too buddy.
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>>82432369
I miss the edits of that.
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>>82432281
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>82432355
>immigrants stealing american gas pumping jobs
fuck oregon
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>>82432337
u in jersey?
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>>82432281
Don't most characters have decent talk sprites?

Better yet, couldn't you just commission Xamag or Paperseverywhere or whoever did the Dancestor sprites to do some more?
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>>82432430
What are you bitching about, your state doesn't even have gas pumping jobs.
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>>82432281
You have to fucking do it now. If you don't I will cry
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>>82432281
yes
get ipgd to write the characters
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>>82432281
What if we all came together to make a terrible dating sim? It worked for /a/.
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>>82432479
why would anyone want that
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>>82432355
>>82432388
w-whats wrong with florida?
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>>82432444
I really like how you draw faces loki
very cute

>>82432479
speaking of writing, you ever make something with that writefag yet
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>>82431604
>it was on 3/3/13
holy shit
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>>82432491
It took /a/ half a decade and they fucked up the best girl's route
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>>82432491
I call dibs on writing Dave's route
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>>82432494
she writes them so well dude
so fucking well
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>>82432418
Here's all of them, friendo: http://imgur.com/a/oiuDy
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>>82432517
you're talking about shizune right
I think her author quit halfway through or something, it's a shame
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>>82432527
No fuck you that's mine.
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>>82432497
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>>82432529
she writes them so well that we didn't even notice she's been ghost writing since Game Over
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>>82432517
But Rin's route is fine.
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>>82432444
I wish. I lived there until... around when Metastuck was made? I used to live around East Brunswick. I go back any chance I get because I love it dearly. You?

>>82432494
Have you never read THE OCHINCHIN IS FUCKING STUPID

It's a classic
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>>82432517
/a/ was making a game, characters, and a setting almost entirely from scratch and we wouldn't be
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eri's route needs to play out like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXcwYgoGR0E
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>>82432317
We can all agree that Colorado is the best state tho right?
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>>82432579
i'm making my own game! alone! without any of you!
;_;

it's so hard all alone
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>>82432602
That's fair.
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>Dave's character went being a reluctant hero to going full homo while crying about his bro
JUST
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>>82432618
I've tried 1MA devving like three times now and given up every time
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>>82432575
the comic probably wouldve turned out better honestly
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>>82432579
True, but we'd also be trying to do justice to some of the most unique characters ever written, with the most dialogue ever written, and we'd be trying to do them justice in a medium that's like 99% dialogue, and lots of it.
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>>82432602
No New York is
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>>82432645
considering how hard she shilled the shit-ass fucking ending we got, i disagree
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>>82432655
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>>82432281
>make your own shitty Homestuck fic

That would be amazing but it will never happen I refuse to believe you until you have a working proof of concept
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>>82432639
the only thing i could ask for is someone to bounce ideas off of for creative feedback

sometimes i need people to tell me when my ideas are bad
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>>82432630
>a character is solely comprised of their last few bits of dialogue
Lovin' this meme.
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>>82432501
That's sweet, thanks a lot anon

>>82432578
You used to live 30 minutes from where my home is (Middlesex/Bridgewater area). I'm in Virginia for uni tho. I miss NJ a lot
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Well damn, I guess I had better get to reacquainting myself with Ren'Py then. Okay then, Homestuck VN Creation Kit is on its way. Start coming up with ideas.

Any recommendations on an artist I could go to? Unless I can scam some rube into doing it for free I'll probably end up spending a fair bit of cash on this, and I wouldn't want to be funding someone lame.

>>82432452
I considered just stealing all the existing talksprites, but I think it would be better to have a consistent art style. Also, because this would be a thing for VNs and not psuedo-SNES games, I'd probably try to get something more along the lines of what you'd see in a VN. Like these ones from Namco High.
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>>82432662
the ending was storyboarded and planned 3-4 years ago
literally nothing anyone couldve done
also all she did was tell us what was coming
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>>82432679
Well you've definitely come to the right place.
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>>82432630
>and immediately before the retcon was in the position of a reluctant hero
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>>82432655
>One shitty city and a bunch of nothing
Yeah, sure.
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>>82432281
I was thinking of doing it myself

DO IT
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>>82432630
>Bro's character went from being a weird badass that was a bit hard on Dave, but was just trying to prepare him for the game to being a full-blown abuser
JUST
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>>82432662
I don't know, after she actually watched it she was real careful about the words she used.
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>>82432701
I don't see the problem with the pixely talksprites, it's not like you're making a VN of something that ISN'T Homestuck, right?
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>>82432710
unfortunately not. some people may recognize me and i feel most of my ideas and efforts are so grand, others would steal them or portions of them. i can trust no one until their release

also, these threads are for homestuck
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>>82432683
It is when there's this massive retcon that gets rid of all those things that actually happened
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>>82432630
>muh hiatus means that only the last pesterlog is the entire character for me

kys fool
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>>82432701
>Any recommendations on an artist I could go to?
xamag

paperseverywhere

check the alterniabound artist list too

just make sure they don't already work for whatpumpkin because their artist rates are astronomical and they won't work for anyone else
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>>82432602
texas is pretty cool other than all the bugs and it's not actually cool at all it's hot as fuck
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>>82432738
>that was a bit hard on Dave
>that was a bit hard on Dave
>that was a bit hard on Dave
>that was a bit hard on Dave
>that was a bit hard on Dave
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>>82432725
God that's the main thing
it must be so jarring for archival readers to have davekat sprung upon them
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>>82432739
probably just to avoid spoilers
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>>82432753
You're putting too much thought into this and sound kind of full of yourself.
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>>82432602
Colorado's fine, but I have to put in a good word for New York, even though New Yorkers have this weird vendetta against my own beloved home state. The city's unbelievably grand, with a few smaller but still lovely cities up north, and even if you don't like it there's plenty of beautiful history and forested mountains with camps and waterfalls.

>>82432687
Man, sorry that this is all I really saw of your hometown, but the Bridgewater mall was one of the best. Let's miss NJ together.
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>>82432738
>Rose went from a snarky, intelligent girl who broke rules and would push things to their extreme, to a token lesbian.
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>>82432753
You can bounce your ideas off of me if you want. I'm too lazy to ever create anything and therefore I'm guaranteed not to steal them.
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it's been almost a month since homestuck ended and i still feel empty inside about the whole experience

i genuinely think it was the worst ending to a piece of media in history. actually it might be tied with the system shock 2 ending: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YLMk1E41kE

but at least that one is hilarious
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>>82432805
i am aware!
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>>82432738
bro... was a really REALLY shitty brother

i don't know if you reread the comic recently but uh
dave has the right to complain lmao

any child put in a situation like that is disgusting, even if it is fiction
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>>82432778
Yes, a bit. Do you disagree?
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>>82432787
I mean she said things that could be taken both ways, like "it's unbelievable" and "y'all are gonna shit."
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>>82432785
I can't even imagine being an archive reader
You read Homestuck for a week at least without having any interactions with a fanbase that talks about things like Dave being gay, and the whole time Dave is unambiguously straight and is willing to give his life for Jade up until the very end, then in the last 30 minutes of your reading he confesses that he's gay

and I can only imagine the reader going "what? why?"
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>>82432819
nice try, hussie
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>>82432831
Bro was just preparing him for his session.
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>>82432878
>then in the last 30 minutes of your reading he confesses that he's gay

lol all he did was confirm he's straight

>says n-nuh uh im not gay when john asks if he is
>hits on roxy
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>>82432831
The thing is you have to remember the tone of everything else at the time. It was played for laughs the same way John attempting to bash his dad's skull in or Rose stabbing her mom. To take Dave's fights with his bro and attempt to turn it into something so serious is jarring and weird.
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>>82432878
I guess we'll see when that liveblogger reaches act 6
>inb4 rusecruise shitposting for 100+ more post
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>John would grow up to be a famous and influential comedian.
>Rose would grow up to be an obscenely successful writer.
>Dave would grow up to be an incredibly talented director and businessman.
>Jade would grow up to be a brilliant inventor and explorer.
>Jane would grow up to be a business owner after suffering a childhood of abuse.
>Roxy would grow up to be a scientist with incredible wealth.
>Jake would grow up to be a renowned explorer and hunter of giant and dangerous creatures.
>Dirk runs a puppet porn website when he grows up.
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>genuine characters
>all of the humans
>Terezi
>Kanaya
>Aradia
>Sollux

>joke characters
>equius
>nepeta
>eridan
>feferi

>shitty meta prank characters that will piss you off until oblivion
>Karkat
>Tavros
>Gamzee
>Vriska

Is this list correct?
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>>82432926
>JANE
>GENUINE
REEEEEEEEE JANE TRIGGERS ME

SHE REMINDS ME OF THE FAT GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO BROKE UP WITH ME FOR NO REASON

I HATE JANE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

is the reply your gonna get from this post
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>>82432767
xamag is basically gearing up to leave Homestuck, and paperseverywhere is busy working on Hiveswap and that one terrible webcomic. Neither seems like a good option.
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>>82432910
I wonder if Hussie will turn John and Rose's attempted acts of parentcide serious in the epilogue.
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>>82432958
xamag hasn't left yet
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>>82432926
>kanaya
>genuine character

She's a list of positive character traits slapped together, stapled with window dressing of lesbianism and being a vampire.
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>people mistaking parental STRIFE sessions with Bro throwing Dave around on a roof as a baby
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>>82432910
While this is a fair point and I will agree that Hussie handled it poorly, the STRIFE segments were portrayed a lot sillier for John and Rose. Getting cake and drinks waved in your face vs Dave getting the shit kicked out of him and "CAN'T ABSCOND, BRO!"

Dave definitely had a pretty abusive upbringing, but the hand-wringing and monloguing from Dave at the end wasn't a good way to address it. His whole reluctant hero thing stemming from the fact that being a hero means having to do what his abusive guardian forced him into, and his inability to properly mourn his bro's death were WAY better ways to set it up.

Unfortunately Hussie can only talk about serious issues is by serving them on a big ostentatious word-dump platter.
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>>82432924
>Jane would grow up to be a Joke shope owner after suffering a childhood of abuse.
>Dirk runs a multi-billion dollar puppet porn empire when he grows up.
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>>82432924
Wasn't that puppet porn site doing extremely well? I wonder how much money he pulled in.
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>>82432948
>Roxy never had a shitty website for foot fetish porn in the same quality as SBaHJ's website
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>>82432957
I never really saw channers as the demographic that dated fat girls
Not because they could do better but out of a misplaced sense of pride
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>>82432957
What the fuck is this post
Most people hate Jane because she doesn't do anything except bring increasing levels of unnecessary drama into a narrative already bogged down by unnecessary drama
What are you even meming about
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Man, Vriska REALLY wanted the fucking spotlight, huh? Guess she finally got what she wanted. Not to mention that bit where she said "I'll probably just walk up to Lord English and one-shot him." I wonder if this was Hussie's plan all along or if he decided to latch onto her after she became so controversial.
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>>82432987
Bro taught Dave to move so fast he's basically teleporting.

As a baby. Dave could do that as a baby, because Bro taught him.
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>>82432957
Thanks for reminding me of this.
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>>82432924
What would they do now, like as post-sburbs
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>>82433005
see
>>82433012
shaking my head
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>>82432987
Why the hell would he throw a baby off of a roof anyway?
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>>82433056
>"You were better as an alcoholic"
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>>82432926
Wrong.

>Actual Genuine Characters
John
Dave
Roxy
Terezi
Caliborn
Tavros weirdly enough

>Plot Devices
Jade
Kanaya
Eridan
Gamzee
Vriska
Dirk
Calliope

>Ex-Characters who were Flanderized
Rose
Aradia
Sollux
Equius
Karkat

>Characters who were always flat as fuck
Jane
Jake
Nepeta
Feferi
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>>82433052
john continues the legacy of dad
dave plays the stock exchange for all it's worth
that's all i've got
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>>82433027
>that anger
>that tantrum

W-WAIFU?
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>>82433066
She never said that
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>>82433027
What the fuck Vriska? Where are your fourth wall powers now that your moment of triumph got cut short?
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>>82433094
Oh yeaaaaah?
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>>82433086
Shit ship.

Also: What the fuck is this shit recaptcha?
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>>82432997
We only have Dave's word that it's doing well (and this was back when Dave worshiped everything his bro did.).

We do know that of all the kids (sans Roxy, Dirk, and Jake for obvious reasons) Dave had the shittiest/cheapest home and the worst home life.
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>>82433127
Dave's house was full of expensive tvs and game consoles and computers
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>>82433094
Do you really doubt the hateful words of Jane "I THINK I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU WERE DRINKING!" Crocker?
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>>82432959
What about roses's empy suicide threat?
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>>82433086
:33 < not on your life fuccboi
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>>82433052
I dunno, probably god shit.
They seem happy on that planet, despite literally being the only humans living among a race of mute chess creatures who seem to be as intelligent as children on average.
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>>82433066
>"You were better as an alcoholic"

Jane was such a fucking loathesome coward
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>>82433142
>The size isn't 841x1058
ONE JOB
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>>82433174
you say that like I'm not keeping full res to myself
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>>82433182
why would you
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>>82433182
Freedomposters sure are weird!
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>>82432281
do it so I can pretend to kiss eri
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>>82433182
POST IT FULL NIGGUH
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Homestuck could have been worse
John could have come out as trans
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>>82433094
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007435
>JANE: I THINK I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU WERE DRINKING!
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>>82433142
>ruined my chance at being a part of bowman history in favor of being an idiot
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>>82433212
Jane was a craven whore
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>>82433169
>tfw I just got my 2 year pin a few days before that update
And I thought jane was okay if boring beforehand
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>>82433212
Christ, now I remember why I hated Jane so much. What a horrible character.
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>>82433149
The most expensive things they had was one decent TV, some computers, and dj equipment. Somewhat expensive, but honestly not all that pricey compared to a nice home like John's, not to mention the absurd homes of Rose and Jade.
And considering how Dave apparently never really had food around the house, Bro was probably spending most of his income on this shit.
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>>82433066
People act like this is Jane turning to shit or something.

No, it's a great part of Jane that really reinforced her hidden bitter personality and sense of entitlement. WITHOUT it Jane is a non-character, just Bland City. Jane losing her status as a genuinely evil anti-party-member was the biggest waste of potential in the ENTIRE comic, characters-wise.
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>>82433149
Dave had a closet full of applejuice because Bro wouldn't let him use the fridge because that was where he kept his shitty swords.
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>>82433212
Why did everyone end up hating Jake anyway? He was just sort of dumb; it's not like he did anything offensive.
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>>82433237
Yeah my best friend just got her one year a few weeks ago, hella proud and I wish I could kick Jane in the cunt hard enough to make it bounce like a goddamn ball paddle
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>>82433127
They had a big condo with private access to the building's roof. Anyone but Bro would have had gardens and shit up there and been living in paradise.
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>>82433276
Its more that that one specific point hits way to close to home in a webcomic about KIDS and FUN, had it been something like You were better when you were just some cunt online I wish I never met you in person, whatever it could have worked.
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>>82433306
The difference is that it was haha absurd funny and gamey, instead of meant to actually be taken straight up

That shit is jarring
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>>82433307
He was more than sort of dumb.
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>>82433306
How else are you supposed to get cold steel though
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>>82433333
>dave never actually drank piss juice
ZAHACK
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>jake can't stop talking about only himself to other people
>dirk is an awful abusive boyfriend
>roxy keeps shitting on jane when she is getting shit on by all of her friends
>thinks her dad is dead
>is in a depressing world of emptiness
>when jane snaps she apologizes profusely
>gets shit on EVEN MORE by aliens who call her fat, tell her father was murdered
>gets drugged by aliens forcefully

>this is all jane's fault and she's a bad character for standing up for herself after being a literal punching bag in this session

when the OTHER punching bag, tavros, gets shit on
everybody is FURIOUS because
he's a nerdy beta guy just like me xD

l m a o
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>>82433307
Because he was boring, an idiot, kind of a wimp, and was the center of almost all the drama.

Actually, I feel like Roxy was so well received partially because she was the only Alpha kid who wasn't involved in much drama.
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>>82433346
Okay he was retarded, but he was still pretty harmless
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>>82433307
He failed to understand that Jane was entitled to him and his body which is insensitive and borderline sexist to be honest.
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>>82433365
Nobody likes Tavros.
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>>82433052
>Jane: Rebuilds old house and tries to pretend things are normal
>John: Weather god, caring father
>Jade: Infant factory, doesn't take anything else because doesn't like being away from people
>Dave: Reintroduces the stock exchange, learns to enjoy life as a stay-at-home dogdad, covers world in SBAHJ statues
>Rose: Writes a book about their adventures
>Dirk: Last seen dodging police after being busted in a cyborg ladyboy trafficking ring somewhere in New Bangkok
>Roxy: Clones in a bunch of old world animals, currently having gone too far and now taming dinosaurs, part-time mom
>Jake: Getting forced into relationships he doesn't want, shooting sad dinosaurs.
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>>82433142
Perfect.
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>>82433365
>dirk is an awful abusive boyfriend
Hahahahahahaha what the fuck
Read the fucking comic my friend
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>>82433326
Well we've established that Hussie doesn't know how not to trigger people with bad alcohol experiences.
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>>82433324
Did they have private access to the roof? I had assumed that they simply lived on the top floor, and that the stairs were public.
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>>82433333
No, it was both. His life was totally fucked up and it was hilarious. At no point did it ever look like Dave had anything resembling a normal or mentally-healthy lifestyle, it was batshit torment games from name entry. The fact that he took the extreme level of neglect so lightly was part of the joke, but the comic was also littered with moments where it was clear Dave would actually have to examine that shit sometime.
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>>82433407
did you?
verbal abuse is still abuse.

i'll wait.

>>82433391
people were shitting on even JOHN for telling tavros to fuck off and to man up
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>>82432281
go go go
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>>82433407
You mean the comic where Dirk literally laments manipulating and bullying Jake into a relationship?
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>>82433365
I can't believe Jane didn't cheer up when Caliborn talked to her. Didn't she realize she was talking to the best character in the comic?
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>>82433365
>when jane snaps she apologizes profusely
You mean she runs away
>roxy keeps shitting on jane when she is getting shit on by all of her friends
This is a lie, Roxys biggest mistake is trying to mend everyone's relationships and playing group mom to a bunch of retards
If jane wanted to stand up to herself, thats fine and dandy, but to do it by attacking the one friend who actually is bothering to put up with her, about her fucking underaged drinking problem of all things, after spending god knows how long actively undermining the shit everyone else goes through, leaves a sour taste.
This specific incident, was explictly Jane's fault for being a spoiled middle class bitch unable to cope with her shit.
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>>82433333
That shit was always fucked up, it was just a sort of dark humor. Every kid who was introduced had a progressively shittier home life, starting with John, whose dad made him cakes and left notes around the house saying how proud he was of him, to Rose who had a distant relationship with a mother who couldn't understand her daughter, to Dave, whose Bro was borderline abusive and emotionally manipulative, to Jade, who simply didn't have any guardian other than an animal.

Regardless, if you didn't see the abusive Bro early in the comic you should have pieced it together once Dirk's character came to light. It didn't come out of nowhere.
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>>82433429
You know what, yeah. That was more what I meant by face value, it WAS fucked up but Dave nosold it pretty well, and that was really funny and endearing. Absurdist like so much else was before it became deadly serious and unpleasant about everything.

Felt more like Earthbound. Also felt like he was going to grow into being a genuine cool kid.
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>>82433407
Remember how Dirk sent killer/homosexual robots to Jake?
Or how he manipulated events so that Jake would have to kiss his recently decapitated head?
>>
Does john have genuine emotion?

the last time I remember him showing any real character was fighting bec noir, and that immediately got sidetracked by him laughing at the silly hat
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>>82433478
I just got to ask why John can grow up with the fucking EMPRESS and it's written off as whatever, while Striders get shit like this
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>>82433393
>Jade not going out and killing dinos with Roxy
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>>82433458
JANE: OK, YEAH!
JANE: I WAS WAY OUT OF LINE THERE AND I'M SORRY!
JANE: THAT STUPID CONVERSATION WITH JAKE JUST PUSHED ME OVER SOME KIND OF EDGE AND NOW I AM FEELING REALLY, REALLY DISTRAUGHT!
JANE: THIS GAME IS SO MUCH MORE DEPRESSING THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE! EVERYTHING IS DEAD AND EMPTY AND FULL OF GRAVES AND ALL WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IS JUST KEEP WAITING AND WAITING AND WAITING! BUT FOR HOW MUCH LONGER? AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE MY DAD IS, AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO REACH CALLIOPE, AND WHAT IF THEY'RE BOTH...
JANE: AND NOW ON TOP OF ALL THAT, I MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY DESTROYED MY FRIENDSHIP WITH JAKE!
JANE: AND NOW...
JANE: Now...
JANE: I just want to be alone.

xD
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>>82433307
He was offensively dumb. Everything he said and did was so stupid I couldn't help but detest him.
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>She really blew it though. She could have been the star again, if only she said yes.

Does this mean Vriska married Hussie in order to get back into the comic and fix everything in the most contrived way possible? Is VrisHuss canon?
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>>82433510
>Roxy
>Killing Dinosaurs.
Jade would join Jake in hunting, though.
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>>82433510
>Jade
>Killing animals
>>
katnep doe
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>>82433518
>runs away immediately after refusing to hear roxy out
Didn't disprove me
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>>82433509
What are you talking about? Poppop wasn't even a character.
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>>82433502
well i mean, that was him dealing with his demons
he kept his emotions and shit in check for the rest of the comic because he didn't really have to go apeshit anymore
...
other than the time where he beat the shit out of a mentally challenged child
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>>82433478
I like how he is surprised by the baby recovering from that pitch. It's definitely the weirdest moment of the whole Bro-Dave thing because if he didn't expect that to happen, he had to have just been trying to kill the baby. For fun. With his puppet.

Everything else sort of makes sense in the context of brutally harsh training, but this moment doesn't.
>>
uu: I MADE YOU A PRESENT. FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. WHATEVER THAT ACTUALLY IS.
uu: SEE HOW I'M MAKING AN EFFORT TO UNDERSTAND YOUR CUSTOMS?
uu: MEET ME HALF OF THE GODDAMN WAY.
GG: Oh cripes.
GG: What is it?
uu: A SUBLIME ARTISTIC PORTRAIT.
uu: REMEMBER HOW I SAID MY POWER WAS GROWING WITH EACH DAY.
uu: THIS APPLIES AS WELL TO MY PROWESS AS A DRAFTSMAN.
GG: Oh goodness, no. You poor delusional thing.
GG: I don't care what progress you think you've made. You will never be a good artist, dear.
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>>82433509
So did Nanna, who was an ACTUAL character. We got like one statement on it from her, to fucking fedorafreak and no one else.
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>>82433481
that's the main thing that bothers me
it was played as a joke and then Hussie flips the script and goes "what if the joke was SERIOUS? Don't you feel guilty about liking Bro now?" and that's just so insulting to the audience

it's the same bad habit that leads authors to to tell their readers "I can't believe you liked my old stuff. It's so bad. Like my new stuff, that I'm making now, which is different from the stuff that got you interested in my work in the first place." If you're a popular creator like George Lucas or Andrew Hussie and you want to make a living off of persistent fans, then it's important to remember what your fans like about your work and don't berate them for it, even if they're complaining very loudly about you doing something different.
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>>82433571
>moving goalposts
(you)
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>>82433588
It was probably because he was jealous of Dave for chilling with Cal.
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>>82433510
Jade is not a mighty huntress. Jade is an animal loving gardening girl who likes cute things and board games.
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>>82433586
John's a fucking monster.
I wonder if Poppop beat mentally challenged kids.
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>>82433615
i don't think it was meant as a guilt trip and you're probably taking it too seriously
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I do like this panel, though.
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>>82433647
that's the whole point
he wrote it to be taken seriously
it is Serious Teen Drama
we're supposed to learn a lesson from Homestuck about abuse victims
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>>82433664
no we're not
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>>82433619
And science, although Hussie forgot about that.
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>>82433678
well he certainly didn't put it in as a joke, because it wasn't funny
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>>82433683
Rose was more of a scientist than Jade ever was.
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>>82433639
he also beat homosexuals and the jewish
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>>82433683
How many of the kid's traits actually matter in the grand scheme of things?

Seriously, I might go back to read each of their introductions to try to figure that out.
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>>82433691
it was just a bit of hastily-done character development
hussie doesn't give two wags of a horse's dick about how super serious parental abuse is because as far as we know he never experienced it
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>>82433710
dave is initially introduced as the guy who bugs john like clockwork iirc
God does Dave even rap post act 5?
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>>82433710
John straight up likes NONE of his original goofy stuff. Not that it's a big deal because his character is interesting in spite of those things, but it's fun to reflect on. Maybe his retcon powers are kinda like stage magic in a roundabout way?
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>>82433735
Yeah
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007300
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>>82433683
Frog breeding and repopulation duties
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>>82433735
Yes, right before the 2012 election he started rapping about Obama.
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Is Hussie entirely hetero?
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>>82433586
This image is so sad to me for some reason. Look at that poor autistic kid lying on the ground and bleeding.
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>>82433086
ST8Y THE FUCK AW8Y FROM ME!!!!!!!!
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>>82433735
Yes, and it was actually pretty sick. Dave stayed liking raps and comics, though at the point I'm rereading in I think he might eventually say "yeah I actually never liked those also we're all posers" or something? Anybody remember something like that? Who knows.
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>>82433731
whether or not he actually cared, he ended up demonizing a beloved character to cash in on some drama for minimal effort, and that's what I'm insulted by
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>>82433731
I don't think Hussie's ever faced anything that could be characterized as adversity in his life
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>>82433798
I think Hussie actually planned that for a while. He gave Dave conflicted feelings about Bro and his ironic ways from the very beginning, he made Dave afraid to meet Bro, and then he made Dirk a controlling asshole too. It didn't seem to come out of nowhere like davekat did.
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>>82433792
this pesterlog makes it seem like she's blowing him under the table
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>>82433825
having hundreds of thousands of dollars stolen from you is a pretty terrible thing to go through
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>>82433792
I don't remember him saying anything like that. Dave's interests are also Hussie's interests, so it would be kind of weird if he said they were lame.
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>>82433792
>retconed timeline
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>>82433838
Fair enough.
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>>82433825
>Teens don't like his story
>Probably got beat up (though not because of that)
>Tragically lost his father to natural causes
>Nobody like his masterpiece

Hussie had a hard life.
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>>82433852
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>>82433830

if he planned it he probably would've made dirk different in some way than bro

because the only difference in his actions is that he has dialogue and mopes regularly
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>>82433852
>Probably got beat up (though not because of that)
wat
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>>82433835
The filename I have it saved as is literally "Rose giving head to Dave's sick beats.png" but I use the filename randomizer.
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>>82433860
how can they be in clubs if there's only two of them
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>>82433863
Not because of teens disliking his story, I mean.
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>>82433780
It's truly an exceptional example of an expression of complete defeat, the music helps out immensely too in the flash, sets the scene perfectly.
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>>82433862
I'm having difficulty understanding what you just said. I think it's because it was fucking stupid.
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>>82433792
IT WAS IN THE THIRD MEENAH WALKAROUND

TALK TO DAVEEEEEEEEE
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>>82433845
It's okay! Act 6 wasn't good anyway
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>>82433886

are you mad for some reason

its just the comic dude
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>>82433830
it was just so unnecessary though
like the Guardians already exist in this realm of abstraction where the kids perceive exaggerated caricatures of them
by deciding to take one of the Guardians and ground them in a Real Deal situation, he both sacrificed a fan favorite character and created an extremely jarring scene
>>
HOMESTUCK RUINED MY LIFE
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>>82433910
Man that blogger is gonna be so fucking assblasted its not eve funny
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>>82433897
I did yesterday but I don't remember him saying anything like that, other than he was worried that his pop-culture references were getting played out.
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>>82433884
Caliborn deserved better than Homestuck.
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>>82433951
By that logic I had a threesome with 2 other Hussie's
Thanks Huss
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>>82433910
It wasn't jarring. It was immensely foreshadowed, and it made Dave one of the most layered characters in the comic.
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>>82433923
>dave and john never had a sexy momswap party
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>>82433951
But did they have his lips
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>>82433923
>still straight
HACK
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>>82433924
Imagine if he got in Hivebent, he could finally play a game.
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>>82433586
is beating the shit out of a child the rite of passage for becoming a man

!

is that what happened in the circus de soleil

did dad BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A CHILD AT THE CIRCUS
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>>82433966
They did but they left out the moms.
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>>82433991
DaveJohn confirmed canon
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>>82433969
See >>82433991
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>>82433951
>getting a blowjob from Hussie
>liking it
What are you, gay?
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>>82433996
AWAKEN MY PRE-HISTORIC SHIPPERS
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>>82434006
he has very feminine lips
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>>82434000
(psst see you in bed later for hate sex or whatever)
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>>82434020
>feminine
>rosebug lips
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>>82434020
They're weirdly large but they aren't exactly feminine, dude.
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>>82434040
>what karkat tells himself
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>>82433960
I feel like you aren't hearing me. The guardians are all abstractions. They act ridiculous because we see them through the lens of each kid's perception. They get progressively more ridiculous, but the pattern trains us to accept those increasingly ludicrous behaviors as normal.

Then Dave comes along and says, "My Bro was LITERALLY acting ridiculous" and that shatters the illusion. Dave is genuinely hurt by an action that we were instructed to take as a joke. That's why it's jarring.
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>>82432831
He was RETROACTIVELY shitty. Like the other anon said, all the puppets, weapons, and surprise battles? Played for laughs. Coupled with Dave's admiration for Bro as well as the scene of Bro taking care of Dave as a child would suggest that, outside of all that fucking around, the two could have had a pretty good relationship. We didn't need to have it spelled out for us. We didn't need to go into detail about it.

But BECAUSE it was never spelled out, BECAUSE we never got the actual details of it, we got what we had: Bro turned into an abusive fuck to create EMOTIONAL DRAMA between Dirk and Dave. Just like how Dave was suddenly transformed gay, all these changes probably came about from a shallow understanding coming from the crowd Hussie has chosen to completely patronize in HS' final arcs, designed to completely appeal to them and their sensibilities.

Bro got screwed over. And he's not the only one who's gotten fucked with hard because of Hussie losing whatever sense he had for writing a compelling story.
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>>82434064
You gotta stop posting this in every thread.
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>>82434071
Actually, the kids have all been aware of the absurdity of their upbringings, it was Dave who was adamant that Bro was cool and totally normal, despite John trying to convince him otherwise.
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>>82434078
Did you miss the part where Dave walked around his creepy apartment full of sharp objects trying to convince himself that Bro was cool and that he wasn't horribly uncomfortable?
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What was bro's computer password anyway
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>>82434121
It was six characters long so I figured it was "puppet"
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>>82434109
That was the puppets.
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>>82434121
proudbrotherabuser69
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>>82434121
LILCAL, I believe.
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>>82434121
puppet
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>>82434121
LILCAL, wasn't it?
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>>82434130
or lilcal
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What stage are we at currently?
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>>82434159
Dialogue and Bargaining. We're reaching out to others and trying to find meaning right now; that's what these strange new HSGs are about.
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>>82434159
The bottom of the line broke and we fell through.
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>>82434159
all of them except acceptance and meaningful life
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>>82434159
I'm still angry that act 7 was the ending and not the actual epilogue that was originally promised and that he had the fucking gall to 'edit' in that he'd do an epilogue after the backlash and then people defend it as totally legit.
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>>82434087
Then give me more motherfucker
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Why?
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>>82434181
Are we ever going to return to meaningful life?
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>>82434201
More what?
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OFFICIAL
-OFFICIAL-
END GAME SHIPS

<3
JOHN X ROXY
DAVE X JADE
ROSE X KANAYA
DIRK X JAKE
WV X PM
MS PAINT X JACK

<3______________>
(this is the symbol for adultery)
JOHN X CALLIOPE
ROXY X CALLIOPE
JANE X KARKAT
DAVE X KARKAT
KANAYA X VRISKA (<3<)
WV X JACK (jack rapes WV as revenge against PM, WV is too afraid to speak out)

>forever alone:
terezi
dad (dies of depression shortly after)


these are canon, no use arguing against them. you'll see in the epilogue
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>>82434206
It was all for that one Undertale joke.
I hope you liked it.
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>>82434206
He thinks it will please everyone and was horribly horribly wrong, like everything he does for that purpose. Like leaving the "ships" ambiguous.
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>>82434226
Why do people say Davepeta was for the Undertale joke just because it happened to be used in the Undertale joke? Does Davepeta itself reference Undertale in some way, outside of the one gag? I haven't played that game.
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>>82434217
More karcucking
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>>82434108
That's not the point I was making. Yes, all of the kids see their guardians as eccentric. As abstractions, they're ridiculous because we see them through their associations with the kids, and kids have weird, exaggerated ideas about their parents and relatives.

For John and Rose, this isn't a problem. It stays a joke and the symbolic nature of the Guardians is preserved. But Dave bucks the abstraction and turns Bro into a real person, not a caricature. Dave's endgame dialogue instructs the reader to take Bro's behaviors literally instead of as humorous exaggerations, the exact opposite of how they were portrayed from the beginning.

It's as if Dad smashed a cake into John's face and then John threw a tantrum and then we watched him sob and clean cake off of his clothes in front of the mirror while Dad tries to apologize through a locked bathroom door.
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>>82434211
it's been 7 years since the start and i haven't
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>>82434250
no

people are autistic
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>>82434256
Even better:

>Dave fucks Jane instead of Jade or Karkat
>Jade refuses to date Karkat at all
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>>82434265
>It's as if Dad smashed a cake into John's face and then John threw a tantrum and then we watched him sob and clean cake off of his clothes in front of the mirror while Dad tries to apologize through a locked bathroom door.
>Implying that wouldn't be hilarious.
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>>82434295
it would be adorable but I wouldn't say hilarious
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Why did Nepeta pretend to be a cat?
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>>82434320
pawtism
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>>82434265
You don't just walk off a full-on cakesmash attack.
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>>82434318
Stop posting this shitty fucking ship!
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>>82434250
Davepeta was created before Undertale came out, which doesn't rule it out but it makes the idea that he was simply some kind of cash-in pretty stupid.
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>>82434318
Shitty pairing.
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>>82434265
This whole thing about abstractions amounts to nothing more than your personal headcanon. Just because the parents are eccentric doesn't mean it's because we're "observing them through the kids' eyes" or whatever, there isn't really anything to suggest that's the case.
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>>82434320
pre... tend?
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>>82434320
She seemed more naturally inclined to savagery than the other trolls kids, teamed with her lusus being a cat-beast of some kind and her seeming attraction to cute things and there you go.
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>>82434017
How did John get cabin fever when he had access to five planets, and had Jade and a version of Dave to talk to?
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>>82434384
Shitty shit shit ship.

>>82434399
Aren't those claws attached to/come out of her gloves?
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>>82434406
He said he didn't like depending on Jade to shrink him down.
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>>82434406
You kind of just answered your own question, he only had two actual humans to speak to for three years, during a pretty critical developmental age.
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>>82434406
Did he even do any like training or quest related shit during 3 years?
Did anyone?
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>>82434431
Karkat would never blush like that.
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>>82434386
It's not headcanon. Hussie has referred to the Guardians as "automatons" on multiple occasions. They're not supposed to be treated like real people. That's why they don't have complete facial features. He also says that's why the kids aren't really concerned about he world ending... because other humans are abstract to them. The only relationships they have that aren't abstract is with each other.
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tfw no best pairing
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>>82434478
Karkat would never get dressed up like that.
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>>82434453
They couldn't do quests since the Denizens went into hibernation, that much was mentioned.
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>>82434517
>most fertile female
>manliest man
it's
just
not
fair
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>>82434468
You're taking a lot of liberties with that quote's interpretation. Ignoring that, I'd say that what Hussie says within the narrative carries a bit more weight compared to what he's said on social media.
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>>82434561
John's a literal cakeboy and trolls can't be fertile.

Fucking Aradiaposters.
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>>82434595
MAN
GRIT
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>>82434633
BABY
TANTRUM
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>>82434580
The fact that the guardians are faceless and do not speak is enough to convey to the reader that they are, at least on some level, more abstract than the main characters. This is a stylistic choice that is made deliberately and has a real impact on on the reader's perception of the characters. Hussie's claimed rationale for this stylistic choice lines up with the reader's perception.

In fact, this synergy between the style and intention carries almost completely through Homestuck. The only time suspension of disbelief is raised is right at the end, in one particular scene. A scene where Dave suddenly treats his guardian as if he isn't an abstraction. A very jarring scene that breaks the established conventions that held consistent until then.
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>>82434644
CHILD
ABUSE
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>>82434633
You know every time I see this, black john becomes more and more plausible
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>>82434660
JOHN DINDO NUFFIN
HE WAS A GOOD BOY SKYLARK
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>>82434657
Who would Jade be gay for?
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>>82434517
That's it. The entire supply of John/Aradia. Please be responsible with it.
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>>82434691
Isn't it past your bedtime Caliborn?
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>>82434657
I think it's a little early to be calling the baby gay
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>>82434680
I think she's carrying a baby for her gay friends to adopt.
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>>82434710
Why would jade waste her vagina on Dirk?
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>>82434710
But why would they choose Jade?
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>>82434660
Why would a person of color beat up a little alien retard?
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>>82434646
see >>82432993 >>82433429
Guardians being faceless doesn't suddenly make all of reality fake exaggerated nonsense. The kids have always been aware of how strange their guardians were, Dave was just especially hesitant to admit anything.

I didn't like the way Hussie handled it either, but I disagree that what we saw was some odd surreal abstraction of their actual lives, and that it didn't actually affect them even pre-A6's shitty writing.
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>>82434736
Do you know a better candidate for breeding duties?
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>>82434350
The whole thing was developed in Hussie's basement though. You don't think at some point they talked about throwing in a Undertale reference to promote what they probably thought was gonna be a lesser project with a smaller fanbase than Homestuck?
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>>82434758
Pretty much anyone who doesn't have a fucked up dogwomb, yeah.
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>>82430449
Wait, this isn't even the right ring.
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>>82434758
People who aren't 3-part hybrids of a stitched-together corpse, kernelsprite and dog? They know how to do ectobiology and are friends with the masters of the science.
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>>82434739
i'm not an ape trainer at the zoo
don't ask me these questions
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>>82434770
Even if they did, everything about Davepeta pre-Collide shows no relation to Undertale whatsoever. It was just some throwaway gag, it's not like hamfisted references aren't an intrinsic part of Homestuck's aesthetic.
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>>82434800
I wonder what kind of abomination would result from combining a human and a troll via ectobiology.
>>
ARANEA'S T
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>I'm just going to watch every flash before bed as a quick reminisce
-2 hours in the past
post if you have ever this before
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>>82434820
probably karkat
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>>82434820
an unloved one
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who comic con 2016

:D
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>>82434820
Pink/white-as-ghost skin, small horns, all else the same. Only 1 dick but it's a cointoss on whether it's even a love dick.
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>>82434823
ERRIBLE
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Post cute boys being objectified
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>>82434741
>I disagree that what we saw was some odd surreal abstraction of their actual lives
I think you're still misunderstanding me. It's not that those things didn't happen. It's that they happened in a cartoon world. All four of the kids shrug off crazy nonsense as a matter of course, but it doesn't impact them emotionally even when their bedrooms a rapidly recontructed in their immediate vicinity. Yeah, they'll react! They'll get pissed or surprised... briefly. They bounce back. They bounce back from everything. Except for Dave, and his Bro.

Bro tosses Dave around at speeds that should break his neck. Bugs Bunny stuffs Daffy Duck in a barrel full of TNT and lights the fuse. At the end of the cartoon, does Daffy Duck develop PTSD and lock himself in his house and start consulting a therapist about his fear of going outside? Maybe, yeah, but only as a joke.

Now, I'm not saying that every conflict in Homestuck is played out in this abstract manner. But Bro's interactions with Dave were clearly an incremental escalation of the normal dynamics between kid and guardian, they were played for laughs, and as a reference to Saw mindgames. But somewhere along the line Bro actually became the shitty horror movie villain he was parodying.
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>>82434883
>those legs on roxy
unf
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>>82434883
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>>82434776
Seriously
Nobody is cut out to raise a jadelitter
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>>82434951
Jesus, Jade needs to find a partner whose babies are more of a challenge, this kind of grinding isn't gonna work long-term.
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>>82434923
>John will never impregnate every Lalonde
>even Rose
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>>82434883
where all the heirs at
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>>82434967
>especially Rose
>>
>nudestucker i like did a cute jade

Welp, time to fap
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>>82434923
Did anyone ever save that fic-opener that was posted like a week ago, about Roxy roofie-ing John, with Rose's laughing her ass off right beside her?
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>>82434995
Was it that chick who looks like an english teacher?
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>>82435026
tfw no girlfriend
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>>82434967
I'm sure Rose will want John to "help out" with supplying her and Kanaya a baby to raise.
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>>82435026
K8TNEP IS SHIT!!!!!!!!
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>>82435062
IT"S ALL SHIT
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>>82435051
>John "helping out" Rose
>Karkat "helping out" Kanaya
unf
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>>82434997
Yeah
Shame it didn't go anywhere
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>>82435062
Its three thirty in the morning and i dont have the energy to tell you to fuck off properly but please know that you have a pretty bad opinion there.
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>>82435051
>Rose discovers too late that Roxy has been using her void powers to "handle" John's massive tornado.
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>>82434997
Wait I googled a phrase I remembered and dug it up on archive.
>>
Does Dirk have to end up with the Juggalo?
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>>82432831
I think tumblr is where you meant to post.
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>>82434995
Don't leave me hanging man.
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>>82435132
Dirk doesn't have to wind up with anyone, but it looks like he and Jake worked things out. Jane is the one who goes solo.
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>>82434908
Yes, and Dad can pick up giant safes and bend steel bars effortlessly, humans in Homestuck appear to be physical capable of doing all sorts of action movie anime bullshit, so Dave getting hurtled at breakneck speeds doesn't immediately invalidate the legitimacy of the rest of his upbringing.

Also, the kids having their rooms changed by a magic game is a bit different than being raised their entire lives by an overbearing and abusive irony ninja.

Things get played off as jokes all the time in Homestuck despite them being serious and relevant to the narrative. Not sure why Dave's upbringing would be any different.
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>>82435155
http://dirtydavestrider.tumblr.com/post/143766295327/gg-im-so-turned-on-by-my-tits-gg-wouldnt-you
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>>82435162
I refuse to believe that them playing soccer together means they are dating again. That ship was terrible. Even dirk knows it was terrible and he bullied Jake into it.
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>>82435162
At least Nanna had whoever the original Mr. Egbert was.
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>Vriskagram is literally a page after [S] MSPA Reader: Mental breakdown.

Oh my god, you guys, it never actually happened! It's all just been a fucked up dream while we're locked away in some insane asylum!

DEEPEST
LORE
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>>82435187
Both acknowledged it was shit, but that happened after Hussie storyboarded act 7.
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>>82435175
>no massive dog dick
Why even bother if you're not going to respect canon?
>>
KATNEP IS SHIT
DAVEKAT IS SHIT
KAREZI IS SHIT
JADEKAT IS SHIT
MEENKAT IS SHIT
JOHNKAT IS SHIT
KARNAYA REDROM IS SHIT
KARKATCEST IS SHIT

F8CK ALL KARKAT 8ULLSHIT SHIPS!!!!!!!!
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>>82435132
There aren't any good guys left that aren't straight or related to him

He's fucked (not literally)
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>>82435213
Why would she have a dog dick, she has no ears.
You're a dumbass.
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>>82435187
Eh. Both of them acknowledged their mistakes and faults, I'd see it more like a fresh start if they tried again. It wouldn't be more of the same.
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>>82435232
Wow, I didn't even notice that, I guess it's two things she got fucked up. What an idiot.
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>>82435132
If so they have a bad breakup.
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>>82435175
See those are reasonable Jade titties
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>>82435224
kat/equ reigns supreme
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>>82435164
Well sometimes jokes are just jokes. I think you can agree with that. Hussie had no obligation to turn this joke into an after school special at the 11th hour, but he did. I think the story is worse off for it, but you might have your own opinion which differs from mine.

In any case thank you for indulging my frustrated rants. I have to go to bed now so, adios
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KATNEP UBER ALLES
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>>82435282
John and Rose's relationships with their parents ended up being sort of serious and touching. Dave's just ended up being serious and bad.
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>>82435282
Did you not pick up on ANY of Dave's discomfort throughout the story on the topic of his bro? That there was an actual plot point to resolve there was not a surprise in any way, you were just away from the comic too long or something.
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>>82435272
That artstyle is... familiar! If only we weren't at image limit due to that very image, we could reminisce.
>>82435282
Like I pointed out earlier, it wasn't brought up solely in the 11th hour, Dave's entire "reluctant hero" schtick is entirely because of being forced into it by Bro's training.

WHATEVER SEE YOU LATER BYE
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>>82435175
is there more of this model? my heart skipped a beat when i saw her face and realized how much she looked like an old friend, but it's probably just the glasses

need more material to confirm
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Goddamn it, I just finished the Jasprosesprite^2 paws pic, but the thread is at image limit.
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>>82435313
>That artstyle is... familiar!
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed
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>>82435272
>someone rowing a boat
>it's not on a sea of dicks
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>>82435321
Them's the breaks.
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>>82435317
>when i saw her face
NOW I'M A BELIEVER
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>>82435321
oh noooooooo
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>>82435317
>>82435356
nevermind, not her. definitely wouldn't put it past my old friend to do something like nudestuck though.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmII9K9ipqo
Is this how Gamzee talks?
>>
>>82435317
just browse her blog dude
http://dirtydavestrider.tumblr.com/post/143766806242/gg-oh-god-i-feel-so-good-gg-i-think-im-getting
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>>82435309
I didn't get any explicit "Bro was an abuser" vibe from that. Any time before the LOTAK scene, you could have written that off on any one of Dave's other numerous character flaws. Dave doesn't like being authentic with people. That doesn't mean he resents his bro.

>>82435313
>Dave's entire "reluctant hero" schtick is entirely because of being forced into it by Bro's training.
I never felt that that was the case. Dave was exposed to some WAY serious shit before he even started going on about heroism. He saw himself and his brother die and had to learn to submit to fate. Dave had plenty of reasons to want to get out of the game that had nothing to do with how he was raised.
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>>82435413
Yeah Dave somehow not being a reluctant hero is kind of invalidated by his actions during game over.
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>>82435413
>413
nice GET

Also, you don't think it's odd how Dave was only finally able to man up and do a bunch of heroic shit in one fell swoop after making peace with Dirk? You don't think his upbringing contributed at all to being a reluctant hero?
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>>82435480
>Dave was only finally able to man up and do a bunch of heroic shit in one fell swoop after making peace with Dirk?

He did tons of heroic shit before making peace with Dirk.
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>>82435109
>no one will ever pick this up where it left off
WHY EVEN LIVE
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>>82435495
The PoV character goes unconscious so there's not much to work with.
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>>82435509
it's true, rp with these kinds of scenarios gets very stale very quick

it's a shame because i love somnophilia and/or being taken advantage of in exposed states like being drugged
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>>82435480
Well those would be 11th hour developments, but basically >>82435490
In the Game Over timeline he was able to rise to occasion when someone he cared about was in danger. But even in Act 5 he gave his life as a premeditated, conscious decision that he had plenty of time to consider.

Granted it's paradox space and choosing the wrong thing will doom your timeline and so you're not really responsible for any decision you make, but it's hard to do character analysis under those conditions so I'll just ignore them.
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>>82435490
The only heroic shit he did was volunteering to take The Tumor to the green sun as a part of a suicide mission cus' he's fucking depressed and has issues about that shit.

Him cutting through Dirk's sword, head, and two Jacks was a callback to all of the act 5B shit he was talking to Terezi about.
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>>82435413
That's because it was implicit. You want everything talked out for you like act 6?
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>>82425739
AD was the best MSPA girl
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>>82435532
No. I'm saying you can interpret the character multiple ways. It's not implicit that Dave resents his Bro. You have to reach for that interpretation where there are other much more explicit interpretations available. For example: Dave doesn't like talking about his feelings. That's explicit. No reaching required.
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>>82435527
and fighting Bec Noir with Jade even though he knew he'd die, and trying to save Jade from the same Becs.
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>>82435509
>>82435520
There are lots of options! PoV can change, he can go in and out of consciousness, it could be a whole HEIST thing where they try to inconspicuously get John out of the party or building or whatever to molest him and they get stopped by other characters wondering what the fuck's going on, he can just wake up chained to a bed at the end of a wind tunnel, etc etc.
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>>82435566
That's because Dave Strider loves dying, less because he's particularly heroic. His whole "arc" in 5B was him not being able to rise to the occasion in regards to being a hero and becoming god tier, his decision in Collide is arguably the best conclusion that could come to that arc: it's about him making a tough decision necessary to save everyone that doesn't involve him just consciously getting himself killed.
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>>82435559
Dave didn't resent his bro then. He states that much when he tells Dirk he wasn't able to sort through his emotions until he could spend some time with people who legitimately cared for him.
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>>82435618
Dave didn't just sacrifice his life. He had to suffer in silence in order to preserve the time loop. That's the heroic part of that action.
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>>82435637
Right, and that qualifies as an 11th hour development. Look, I'm not saying that canon is wrong. Dave definitely resents his Bro. But before he had that heart-to-heart, it was entirely possible for Hussie to turn back and it would have been a totally plausible interpretation of the character.
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>>82435656
Would have been one less plot thread unresolved.
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>>82435669
*resolved
you know what I mean
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>>82435669
That wasn't really an issue to begin with. We already know Dave's willingness to be heroic when someone he cares about is at stake. That thread was basically resolved at the end of Act 5 and stretched out across Act 6 for no good reason.
>>
JOHN
IMPREGNATING
ROSE
ALPHA OLD ROSE
ROXY
MOM
>>
Sleep tight Nep.
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>>82433365
Jane had a somewhat traumatic experience with the game, yes. But she's still responsible for her own actions.
Also, her friends weren't that awful. She and Dirk had honest and healthy conversations (IIRC), Roxy blew stuff up to protect her which was fucked up, but treated her decency otherwise, and Jake's only crime was being dumb and not catching on to the crush she obsessively refused to confess.

Also come on, Tavros hate isn't as widespread but it's WAY more intense than Jane dislike. "Everybody is FURIOUS" when Tavros is shit on?
Please, a lot of people don't care and some outright engage in victim blaming and completely ignore his many attempts at standing up for himself. Fans who care about Tavros as more than a woobifiable uke are uncommon, and I mean shit, sure people have complained about Jane getting cheated out of a reunion with her dad, but have you seen anyone complain about Tavrosprite's fate? I call BS on your comparison.
Jane's problem isn't an abusive situation, it's her tendency to repress her feelings and that's how we ended up with her insulting treatment of Roxy, her lies towards Jake and her rapey behavior towards him when crockertier.
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>>82435841
-3 hours later in a dead page 10 thread-
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Last for Eridan
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>>82435888
last for vriska
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joey
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>>82435908
no
ERIDAN
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