Homestuck

Stop

It's over. It's time to move on.

>>82413791
Theres still hope for the kick starter right

>wanting the least funny character to have an entire quest

>>82413872
But he wanted a Dave quest, not a Jane or Jake quest.

>>82413872
>implying I want karkuck quest

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>>82413764
After the Davetermission.

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>>82413951

lecture me more about toxic masculinity dave

good lord

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40585720/Combined_Formspring_Web_Aug-28-2011.htm#mspadventures158879977301894344

A fun excerpt to read in hindsight of Hussie's statements regarding character arcs, as well as his treatment of Equius and Karkat post-Retcon.

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>>82413986
how about dave calling john a backwards old man

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>>82414001

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>>82414019

Does anyone remember when we discovered future John?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-LKa1Y9_ok

>>82413904
jake is hilarious
I can't think of any examples off hand but just trust me

>>82413926
so as someone who never followed CAD, what's the deal here? Did he like, end his comic and then reboot it?

>>82414019
>>82414001
>>82413982
>>82413951

I can't help but imagine this as an alternate timeline where everyone else on the asteroid died and Dave went crazy with loneliness and used time loops to keep himself company.

>>82414043
Im disappointed characters stopped alchemizig new clothing after cascade save one rose dress.

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>>82413999
>I'm suddenly starting to think that you legitimately told us the end of this story the whole time. Everyone dies and they all fail in the end, as has been what all predictions of the future have pretty much been. Please oh please tell me I'm wrong.... >.>
You are forgetting.

At the end, there can only be ONE.

:33

>>82413999
I don't feel like there's any rhyme or reason to Hussie's handling of the characters post-retcon

>>82414151
Pure discord in other words. Hussie just stopped caring, and didn't even have the decency to be square about it.

Any fics where Karkat is a friendless loser who can't interact normally and goes tard rage (read: he flails like an idiot and gets owned) when defending himself against bullies?

I know that one exists and it's a fucking John/Karkat fic.

Does anyone feel like it ended years ago, instead of less than three weeks?

>>82414137
The alpha kids briefly had alchemised outfits before they went god tier. Presumably they made more stuff off screen.

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>There will never be another alchemy session update
>the last one we had was the trickster arc's

>>82414311
>we will never see caliborn alchemize anything

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>>82414261
Homestuck may have died a long time ago, but the ending is still the ending.

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>>82413764

Daily reminder that Lord English wins

John, Jake, and Roxy are the only kid characters to never be prototyped

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Why did Joey kill Homestuck?

Legit characters with brain-damage:

Vriska
Aranea
Jake
Tavros
Mituna
Horuss
Karkat
Kankri

Anyone else I am missing?

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>>82414366
Hussie

>>82413764
Who /Ready for the Rapture/ here?

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Daily reminder that I want to fuck the Smuppet!

Yeah I think we've ran out of things to talk about
unless someone starts drawfagging we won't make it further

>>82413999
>His entire presence in the story was a gag. I think literally every conversation he had was centered around his obsession with the hierarchy, his perverse enjoyment in being bossed around by those under him, and his desire to be subjug(gl)ated by his only land dwelling superior.

How do you misinterpret the best character in a story that you created?

>>82414342
The flashing poolball eyes look kind of lame now compared to the rolling effect ones LE had in Act 7.

>>82414083

Buckley decided to kill off his main character and end the ongoing story of CAD in favour of returning to the format of having a bunch of gamers on a couch talk about games.

What classpect would a player who just desperately tries to alchemize an AI and hope singularity fixes everything for them but needs to learn to stand up for themselves be? something of Hope or Breath?

I'm planning a fan session and I already have characters representing Witchcraft Tumblr, the weird conservative side of /lgbt/, and this one will be Lesswrong. Any anons have interesting internet subcultures I can look into?

>>82414261
I haven't even rewatched Act 7 or Collide. Every other major flash I've watched over and over, but I just can't care.

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>>82414427
smuppets are definitely for fuck

>>82414518
I rewatched Collide and it was great
But Act 7 is just
So
What

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>>82414458
I KNOW

So did liveblogger get to cascade yet?

>>82414536
I rewatched Collide like 5 times the day it came out. I only rewatched Act 7 one time, to figure out how much of it was CG or traditional animation.

>>82414536
I'll take another look at Collide sometime. I didn't like the story events that happened in it, but it was great fun.

>>82414541
oh man I remember this
Gamzee in Gryffindor what the fuck

>>82414466
>But this was the precise nature of the gag, an homage to an entire vein of humor I used to deal in copiously. He, like some others, trolled you in life, and then trolled you in death. What happened in between, you ask? Well, that was just you falling in love.

>>82414458
These threads are always slow in the mornings. I think some of us might actually have jobs now.

>>82414541
>I couldn't figure out who to put in Gryffindor so I just used whoever was left

>>82414458
We're old and have jobs anon

>>82414541

why do they all have a cold

is that why they wear scarves

>>82414541
i hate this weird big nose semirealistic style

this pic is so old though so they've likely improved

>>82414712
I liked Equius' death, but he had more character than "hemospectrum".

He shouldn't have come back, especially as a fusion character.

>>82414822
His and Daves rap off were the shit realtalk

>>82414541
Karkat should be put in fucking Hufflepuff or Slytherin.

>>82414536
It's pretty.
But very confusing, possibly intentionally so.

Someone a while back said it felt like a neutral end and I agree. It's just not satisfying.

If the epilouge happens I hope it'll make the ending at least a little more satisfying, otherwise the one we seem to have now is, 'the kids all die/are stranded on a desolate planet for eternity sometime in the future, probably'. It feels like there should be a true end where they escape the loop entirely.

>>82414931
so there should just be no one in gryffindor then

>>82414785
It seems like one of those styles people adopt to desperately avoid sameface yet everyone still has bad sameface.

>>82414945
yeah "neutral end" is a good way to characterize Homestuck's ending
it's like "nothing really changed overall but everyone is pretty okay so good job I guess"

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>>82414527
Quick, post more Smuppet!

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>>82415024
>Every Homestuck Character except for Caliborn should be put in fucking Hufflepuff or Slytherin.
ftfy

>>82415024
>John, Terezi, Dave, Roxy, Aradia and Tavros
>not Gryffindor
You can kick out Terezi if she wants to suck Vriska dick.

>>82414882
Dave's such a degenerate

>>82414920
Reminder that Equius beat Dave in a rap battle.

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postem

>>82415127
we need more of Equius's poetry in this world

>>82415078
If GO is the bad end and the actual ending is the neutral end, what's the good end?

>>82415091
Caliborn is the hero of the story so he has to be Gryffindor by default. Literally Rowling's rules.

you know I really enjoyed the batshit insanity of troll relationships, like when karkat starts talking about things like quadrant vacillation I get immediately engrossed

it's kind of a shame but I got the sense that Hussie was "humanizing" troll relationships by the end of Homestuck in order to accommodate inter-species shipping

>The fandom really took him for a ride as a redhead, but let's face it, it would make a lot more sense if he was blonde since that's what Rose is.

>>82415206
eventually someone will make an actually good rewrite; good ending will be the ending of that

>>82415206
spades slick survives

>>82415206
freedom from fate

>>82415206
someone hits some Skaia scepter with the Crowbar

>>82414541
Honestly, switch Vriska with Gamzee and put Karkat in Hufflepuff and it works.

>>82415294
yeah this is the big one
they need to destroy Sburb or something and eradicate time loops from paradox space

>>82415206
Karkat permadies and inspires the kids to take down Caliborn

>>82415351
>destroy the thing that makes universes reproduce

How would you feel if I just smashed your genitals anon? You'd feel pretty shitty huh.

>>82415206
Spades Slick lives because he never did anything actually evil except be kind of an asshole

In fact, fuck it, everyone who ever wanted to go against LE all team up against him

Spades Slick and Meenah hi-five and lead the ghost army along with the Midnight Crew and Felt to attack LE, while Condy rebels against him and fights against him and everyone else

Dave is the only beta kid to fight LE head-on while Rose, Jade and John all fight Bec Noir who's only taken down when it becomes 4 against 1, with PM landing the finishing blow

Vriska remains a dead ghost and she is never retconned into solving every problem, because she was doing damn fine by herself pre-retcon before she got turned into Meenah's bitch, just let Vriska's final act in the comic be a purely heroic deed by using the Juju against LE or something

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i need some good caliborn reactions

>>82415448
your genitals aren't killing infinite people

>>82415479
>implying my sperm aren't people

>>82415448
We shall usher in a new age for paradox space. The multiverse will be ruled over not by Skaia but by the Old Ones in the furthest ring. All of existence will play out in the dreams of the horrorterrors.

<Chaos End>

>>82415479
Plenty of cells in your body and sperm die to gestate a new life.
You're talking about dooming existence to no longer existing because you're mad some people died. Sburb isn't some malicious force, it's how universes reproduce.

>>82415518
does this mean caliborn did true demon?

>>82415457
>Karkat doesn't exist

>>82415457
Dave goes to fight Lord English but Davesprite joins the fight against Bec Noir (also he never gets double prototyped)

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>>82415561
apparently not

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>>82415460
yw

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>>82415460
psst what would your fantroll's sburb title be. i need this for purposes.

>>82414064
What was that one part where the dirk subconsciousness or something that resembled dirk was berating jake with sarcasm because of how oblivious he was in his conversation with jane, but he didn't get it and responded with "Gee, thanks buddy! You really think so?" or something like that?

>>82414261
I feel like it ended on the gigapause.
Which, to me, was the exact same gauntlet of feelings the end of the comic brought: Shock, distress, sadness, apathy. A lingering sense of being dead inside.
And eventually, moving on, until the comic unpauses again and makes me think things can still work out, like some horrible case of Stockholm Syndrome.

>>82414507
Computers in general seem to be kinda associated with Doom (rules, destiny, ~ath specifically). What about a Page of Doom?
You could play the 'Doom' part up and have the player's alchemized AI(s) go rogue, though the execution would need to be interesting because that idea has gotten a bit old, and maybe reference a few things like Rokko's Basilik.

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>>82415590

>>82415561
Is there anyone better at Hussie than ruining his most beloved characters?

Remember when homestuck/tumblr got into steam powered giraffe?

the lead singer identifies as female now

th-thanks

>>82415623
Sburb forces the player to grow up, so I was thinking the AI would just be like nah I have my own shit to do why would I bother and leave to do its own thing, like make paperclips in a non session-threatening way. People assume AI will do what they want- when really even other people are rarely inclined to listen. Basilisk will come up. Already have a doom player.

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>>82415460
Does this count?

>>82415545
my original idea was just to get rid of the deterministic nature of paradox space but i really don't think that's possible

>>82415561
Nah man, just kill all the trolls except Aradia. I love them, but I insist that all of them should've died. Vriska shouldn't have become some weird tumblr dyke bitch either.

Just have [S] REMEMBER play right after Terezi kicks the bucket and let all the trolls get reunited together in the dreambubbles. It would've been way more touching, and it's not like they couldn't have helped fight LE from there anyway. Terezi's post-Game Over death was the coolest in the entire comic, but it didn't matter because everything was undone. Plus, having Aradia be the last living troll left would've been a beautiful reversal of how everything originally was.

Maybe for maximum fan-wank, all of the original trolls fight off LE to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn6Yl371mIc

>>82415573
I actually don't mind Davepetasprite. I actually found them surprisingly tolerable, especially compared to how jittery Jasperose was.

>>82415678
I thought it was the other musician, not the lead one.

>>82415693
please tell me you have the hoodie
i made a deal with someone

>>82414064
I will never not laugh at all the shit he yells inside of the hope field.

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>>82415590
uuuhhh

>>82415592
oh gosh
hmm
sylph of life maybe?
witch of heart?

>>82415697
it's not davepeta himself that's bad, it's that davesprite literally had to become a different person to solve his issues

>>82415697
>except Aradia

calm down BonerMan

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>>82415737
If I do its probably on my old laptop, and I still need to get off my ass and transfer the files from that over.

>>82415758
>himself
#triggered

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This counts as a Caliborn.

Post fucked-up sprite combos.

>Vriskatsprite
>Neperisprite
>Johnpetasprite
>Fefrossprite

>>82415798
it's okay davepeta doesn't have preferred pronouns
he's okay with whatever

>>82415834
Bisceggsprite

>>82415758
So did Dave more or less

>>82415783
I don't even like Aradia that much, but there's no reason or logical way for her to die after all the hub-bub with her revival. So let her live.

>>82415758
Wasn't that the ideal solution for Davesprite, though? I know it sucks having him become someone he's not if you're a fan of him, especially since it's such a big change. But I don't know how else you could bring Davesprite back in the picture and solve his problems tidily when he became such a depressed fuck.

>>82415909
>Wasn't that the ideal solution for Davesprite, though?

What we had already. He flies the fuck away.

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>>82415678
>steam powered giraffe
literally who

>>82415909
>I don't even like Aradia that much
>the hub-bub with her revival

sever case of speaking from your boner. why you nervous tho? everyone agrees here that ara is meant for merciless, internal-bleeding inducing dickings

>>82415590
>tfw this is hot for me

>>82415967
meme band that tumblr found. they attended a con or two and hamstek latched on as well.

>>82415833
Is this the origin of Catdog?

>>82415942
That seems to finish things with him on a really loose end though. And then we wouldn't get closure for Nepeta and Equius either, I guess.

>>82415983
Anon I am not a heterosexual

>>82415909
I mean it's a story, you can write a ton of different resolutions that make sense

Davesprite's big issue was that he felt like he was treated like an imitation. Fighting alongside John, Rose, and Jade as a team might be enough to get him over that hump. But more realistically, just making friends outside of his normal friend group would work.

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Oh hey another Caliborn, I guess.

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>>82415965
remember flockdraw?

You have ten seconds

To fix Karkuck

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>>82416052
+nep

>>82415590
Oh man, goggles. I completely forgot about it.

>>82416052
Have him go be the troll emperor and fuck Terezi

>>82415833
do i want to know what gore cats is?

remember when Dave became a gay sjw

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>>82416047
>eggs

That one little part of this image suddenly made me sadly nostalgic. Drawings of Futanaya should not make me feel this way.

>>82416052
Dies sacrificing himself for Terezi in Game Over

Reunites with everyone else in the dreambubbles to help lead the ghost army

One last pesterlog with him and all the other trolls, all 24 of them

>>82416105
Remember when Hussie then discarded that for damn good reasons

>>82416032
>not a heterosexual
does it matter

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>>82416110
cocknaya was such a staple

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>>82415755
excellent.

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>>82416047
Also, holy shit, I just remembered the comic the "I am home now" line is referencing, please tell me someone still has that saved.

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>>82415460

>>82416052
Kill him and Vriska off

>>82416191
Damn, I had successfully blocked out the crystal shit

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>>82413764
Daily reminder that Vriska did nothing wrong and that she is the best character in homestuck.

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>>82416224
Now why would you want to do that?

>>82416143
Fine, I'll fuck her

But it's going to be the absolute grumpiest, most reluctant face-fucking you've ever seen

I'll be one of the seven dwarfs of sex and she's going to get snow white all over her face

>>82416248
Karkat >>>>>>> Vristake

>>82415965
It looks less like she is hugging him, and more like she is about to give him the sweet embrace of death

>>82416276
What's the story behind Handia? I always saw her around but never learnt the context

>>82416276
What the fuck

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dawg

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>>82416191
Wait now that I think about it I'm not even sure it was Kanaya, I just remember some troll coming home, having a huge cock, and smoking a giant blunt. It was pretty much drawn in SB&HJ style too.

>>82416312
Basically there's just this guy with a strange obsession with crystals which were used for medical treatments that would cause your hands to grow huge.

http://crystals1986.deviantart.com/

My fan ending of homestuck is a deus ex machina
John retcons next to Vriska and ghostarmy and tells her things didn't work. Then through timefuckery everyone else is also whisked to the LE fight and the combined powers of Karkats aspect, Terezis aspect, Aradias aspect powers, (Vriskas) dice wich roll for ancestral awakening and Johns retcon powers in fullspeed causes everyone else to get stuck in a retcon bubble while (Vriska) is left to defend the bubble in Mindfang mode
Cue ACT: re-dickings or something more cleverly named where butterfly effect through time helps everyone resolve their problems and go godtier. Of course we aren't just told that that will happen but like, Tavros changes something wich causes Vriska to not do something wich helps Terezi wich causes her to grow up in another time and make a better decision etc.
After that is done fight against LE and Condy who is alive because DONT TURN ON THE CORPSES and shit happens with Alternia trolls all alive, stronger and godtier to fight in unity

>Dream bubbles should have never existed
>Eridan should have survived the meteor instead of Kanaya
>Sollux and Aradia should have stayed on the meteor instead of being written out by that lame excuse
>Jade and PM don't get FG powers, they're just too broken
>Don't drop the Horrorterror plotline
>Make the Act 6 intermissions more brief since they don't have to deal with dream bubble shit any more; use that to further develop the B1 kids
>Every B2 enters by the end of Act 6 Act 2
>Make Act 6 Act 4 a real act
>DON'T INTRODUCE RETCON POWERS
>Give Jane proper resolution; she should basically be the star of Act 6 Act 6
>Don't drop DD
>Sprites: Vriska+Feferi, AR+Equius, Calliope (since she needs to return and there ain't no Dream Bubbles otherwise), and Kanaya
>Don't bring back the Matriorb; the morality of bringing back your race as a set of legendary heroes into a universe that does not need them to sustain their purpose is a bit fucked up, IMO
>End of the story should have them destroying Skaia as well as LE

Anything I'm missing?

>>82416381
it's a parody, right?

>>82416416
>Terezi fucks John
>Karkat commits suicide

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>>82416416
>Eridan should have survived the meteor instead of Kanaya

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>>82416464
crystals1986? Nope, totally sincere. The comic I'm talking about? If I remember correctly someone requested a comic drawn with the plot and someone actually decided to draw it. I think someone else ended up doing another version that was actually drawn well too.

>>82416416
Oh, and kill Dad 2, ffs. Karkat's curse still exists.

>>82416416
>Don't drop the Horrorterror plotline
Fuck, I forgot this
This had so much potential

>>82416416
>>Dream bubbles should have never existed
>>Eridan should have survived the meteor instead of Kanaya
>>Sollux and Aradia should have stayed on the meteor instead of being written out by that lame excuse
>>Jade and PM don't get FG powers, they're just too broken
>>Sprites: Vriska+Feferi, AR+Equius, Calliope (since she needs to return and there ain't no Dream Bubbles otherwise), and Kanaya
>>Don't bring back the Matriorb; the morality of bringing back your race as a set of legendary heroes into a universe that does not need them to sustain their purpose is a bit fucked up, IMO
>End of the story should have them destroying Skaia as well as LE
Stupid

>>Don't drop the Horrorterror plotline
>>Make the Act 6 intermissions more brief since they don't have to deal with dream bubble shit any more; use that to further develop the B1 kids
>>Every B2 enters by the end of Act 6 Act 2
>Make Act 6 Act 4 a real act
>>DON'T INTRODUCE RETCON POWERS
>>Give Jane proper resolution; she should basically be the star of Act 6 Act 6
>>Don't drop DD
Not stupid

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>John/Hussie didn't fight LE by attacking him with infinite recursive Acts 6666666666(...)

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Did Homestuck inspire any sort of sexual awakening in you?

>>82416486
back the fuck up that would have made for a better story

>>82416560
I realized my love of bowman if that counts

>>82416543
Explain how the Matriorb, Dreambubbles and Jade/PM being FG's are a good thing. I'll be waiting.

>>82416284
oohhhh me likey

But it also makes wonder why there isn't any little red Riding hood fetish comic starring her

>>82416595
>killed Fef, Kanaya knocked out Sollux because she didnt want to fuck him

yeah i'm sure the remaining trolls will have fun with him

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Do you think Hussie would be a good father or would he be a hack at that as well?

>>82416624
Why is the Matriorb a bad thing, it just gives hope that the troll race isn't completely extinct and gives Kanaya something to do

Jade/PM getting Green Sun powers actually made them interesting fighters if it was ever used correctly, and I would've missed PM versus Bec Noir which was one of the highlights of the comic for me

Dreambubbles give some characters closure and provide a good fighting ground for LE

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>>82416560
Nah, just confirmed my heterosexuality.

>>82416560
Gave me a fuckload of fetishes

>Karkat was the shit example of a Knight the whole time
>not Latula or Dave
>we will never know what Blood does

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Would you?

>>82416668
ideally he would be a villain. albeit bumbling.

>>82416560
It made me like catgirls and doggirls

>>82416741
yes
but only if she teases me like old Rose
none of that wacky Jasperose bullshit

>>82416770
You're a furry now?

>>82415834
GCATavrosprite
Oh wait
:^(

>>82416668
>Implying Homestuck didn't have hundreds of pages about a braindead sociopath fixing everything
If you want some actual tension, keep cloun, but MAKE HIM INTERESTING instead of the silent meme who did nothing of note except abuse Terezi.
Set up some actual mystery about his insanity (or lack thereof), whether he's being mindcontrolled or not, add some Lord English teasing, give him ambiguous relationships with Karkat and the rest of the crew that are NOT 'hiding in the vents and making Terezi into a wreck'.

>>82416700
You'll notice that as soon as Jade and PM got Green Sun powers, they were immediately benched because they were too powerful to participate in any conflict while keeping it interesting

It's the Brock Samson effect

>>82415834
Tavriskasprite was hilarious, fucked up, and I wish it had been a real thing for a while.

>>82416668
who the fuck cares about the well-being of the characters? if I did, I would have said to remove Horrorstuck, but I didn't

I just think having an actually flawed character running around having to reconcile his cowardice and the way everyone hates him with his exceptional power and personal will to live would be more interesting than a Mary Sue

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>>82416786
Depends, what level are normal humans/trolls but with dog or cat ears

>>82416741
>those feet

Boner?

>>82416817
>You'll notice that as soon as Jade and PM got Green Sun powers, they were immediately benched
Wasn't PM fighting Bec Noir from the moment she got her powers until the moment she knocked his lights out? That moment was one of the best parts of Collide, and a very triumphant end to her character.

>82416699
>He sets up intricate puzzles and leaves candy around the house that makes the child believe there is something good at the end of it
>Instead it leads to an airhorn trap or something that gives them a slight electric shock
>Keeps leaving the candies around just to keep up their hope but in the end it's always just some bullshit that hurts them at best
>Wife leaves with the children after 3 months

>>82416741
Like the fist of the north star

I feel it's a shame that a dead john didn't get to come back as a half-animal abomination

>>82416486

Admittedly I like the idea of Kanaya staying dead if only because it makes Eridan that much more of a monster. And more reasons to hate Eridan should always be welcome.

What does Kanaya even do besides hit on Rose and get back the Matriorb anyway? She's probably the most useless surviving troll.

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>>82416512
>crystals1986? Nope, totally sincere.

seriously? It's almost too perfect in it's absurd shittyness for me to believe it's legit.

Like this post: http://crystals1986.deviantart.com/art/Eggs-577110388

The poor lighting giving it the 'serial killer's basement' feel, the general bewilderment of why anyone would post this to a deviantart, the creepy looking mousemat, the caption.

That's not even getting to the crappy ms paint art style, the overlong captions explaining the pictures, the weirdly specific fetishes and interests, the apparent involvement of this guy's friend, the almost sinister overuse of smiley faces.

It's so shitty it's beautiful. I genuinely love stuff like this.

>>82416840
No she was chasing him through the infinite void, doing absolutely nothing relevant, and couldn't even use her powers while she was out there

>>82416824
Eridan is garbage
you cant redeem garbage

>Eridan let Karkat survive
Why and what the fuck?

Didn't he want to kill everyone in the meteor?

>>82416741
Those are some creepy ass eyes, staring into my soul.

>>82415834
Calitunasprite
It would essentially be a less desperate Chris-chan.

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nobody can take my waifu away from me
she lives forever

>>82415834
Fefequisusprite

>>82416976
N O T R E A L
O
T

R
E
A
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>>82416903
Don't insult our prince you fuckwad.
>>82416913
Probably because Karkat was one of the only trolls that tried to help him.

>>82416976
>posting krautchan-man
>2016

>>82416913
eridan was out for his own hide, which he thought the only way to preserve was to turn tail
vriska was out for glory, from killing BN
gamzee was out to fuck shit up

>>82416984
>Trying to order itself around
>Getting creeped out by own commands
>Want to punish itself for misbehaviour

>>82417040
Was Karkat the fourth idiot for letting Gamzee live and leave him unpunished?

>>82416828
I wish Chaz had done more normal not dog-dicked Jades

>>82416913
Karkat is the only one who gave a shit about Eridan

>>82417114
>>82417177

>>82416668
Reminder that it was literally Feferi's fault because the whole point of moirailegence is keeping the other side from being a danger to society. She left him because she said he wasn't a danger anymore, but if she had any functioning braincells she would know that he still is. She should have stayed with him, found him someone/something else to pacify him, or kill him.

>>82417114
They were all commissions

>>82417231
Yeah, still. Just saying.

>>82417102
He was an idiot for sending Equius after Gamzee

Shit, imagine if Gamzee commanded Equius to fight on his side instead of just killing him.

>>82417177
Did Jade ever actually go hunting? She seemed to love animals.

>>82417238
perhaps you could have commissioned her...

So how was Lord English already here? Did hussie just mean lil' Cal?

>>82417281
I am not money

>>82417227
nah, Feferi was in the right. It was actually Karkat's fault; if he had just fucking told Eridan that he thought the Slick deal was an exception and that he was actually thinking of a better plan at any point instead of just letting his friends run around through the meteor without assuring them about fucking anything, Eridan wouldn't have thought of the plan he did.

>>82417289
try reading the comic

>>82417050
Equius didn't care about Seadwellers.

Now, Erifefsprite on the otherhand...

>>82417256
She likes to pretend she's a fierce huntress with some stupid wolf name out in the forests on a prowl.
I knew a ton of girls in school like her.

>>82414112
Ship it

>>82417256
Nope. She used the gun to play with bec.

There's a weird fandom thing about how Jade is supposedly a gun toting strongwoman badass in canon and the garden girl thing is only fanon, but really it's more the opposite.

The misperceived side of her is the science stuff, but that's on Hussie for never playing it up.

>>82417327
FIX IT

>>82417325
Maybe not eridan

but he would surely have to respect the highest blooded troll on the spectrum.

>>82417412
Probably cause she has a tendency to go ballistic if pushed. But most of the time she's the sweet peppy geeky girl, contrasting Rose who was the problematic kid who beats things up.
I mean, Davesprite exists in the first place because Jade was upset about the dead crow.
Jade spent most of her time being all playful and loving nature and shit.

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>>82417412
Jade actually fought all of two times. We don't even know if they strifed during the frog date, minus fighting Jack at the end obviously. And her strife against the imp had Bec nuclear explode it.

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>>82417464
>you'll never get a knitted Vodka Mutini for Gristmas

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Haven't been here in a couple weeks. So has this place turned full General yet or what's the deal?

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>>82417464
>paying for shiptost

>>82417338
>>82417462
So what you're saying is that Jade acting like a dog is because she's retarded, not because she's merged with Bec

>>82417611
what's a General
no idea what you're talking about good sir

>>82417611
keep your head down and don't let anyone see your face

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>>82417611
Nope, still just clinging on for dear life as we slowly learn to accept that Homestuck wasn't worth the time or interaction with the cancerous fanbase.

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>>82417698

>>82417611
We'll soon fade into nothing, like a doomed timeline

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>>82416741
I'll finish coloring this tonight

>>82416935
Requester wanted her looking at the viewer I think the eyes are creepy too tho

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>>82417738

>>82417767
God damn that jade is thirsty

>>82417767
The eyes are great, it makes my dick harder than ninja gaiden

>>82417767
i really like the eyes. Jaspers brings out a lot in Rose

is davejade the zutara of homestuck

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>>82417670
>>82417694
>>82417698
>>82417738
Alright then anons, carry on.

>>82417880
No, it's the steven/connie

>>82417822
Horny anon, the word is horny. Thirsty implies that it's wanting, not actively having.

>>82417912
but steven/connie doesn't have any competing ships

>>82417941
Neither does davejade

>>82417819
I still have those stickers. I'm not sure what to do with them.

>>82417327
where's her knot???

>>82417912
but steven/connie is actually canon

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>>82417767
maybe a bit more like this? all the white showing is making them seem too wide open i think

How much of the Homestuck fanbase isn't American?

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Reminder that this is the ending we could have gotten.

>>82417970
Jade doesn't know how to tie shoes stupid.
Dumb bitch still wears velcro

>>82417991
there are no Japanese fans of Homestuck
they're all Americans or Russians that know a little Japanese and post art on pixiv

>>82417989
you spilled your cup of anime all over it!

>>82417941
It has, but only in the fanon and headcanons of the fandom.

>>82416817
GCATavros also got put to sleep the moment he gained green sun powers
I guess Hussie just didn't felt like adding green explosions.

>>82417040
Let's be real, Vriska was also out to fuck shit up and get her fix of pointless sadism.

>>82418026
>there are no Japanese fans of Homestuck

There were apparently enough fans for them to use homestuck porn as a tablecloth in a restaurant

>>82418073
you realise they probably just found that image online with no context right?

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>>82417822
Jade can't help it, she's been alone for 3 years It was an alt version because clothing is hard.

>>82417989
Yea, I thought about making her pupils bigger, I'll play with that tonight, thanks! Actually would you mind giving me a redline for the skirt?

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>>82418091
Except they then tracked the image it was edited from and edited that image into Homestuck characters

It was kind of fucking weird.
There's a lot of westaboo homestuck art to be honest, and a weirdly persistent Russian/Eastern European part. Japan liking it makes a little bit of sense, it has a lot of elements they like.

>>82418129
>she's been alone for 3 years

10 technically. She spent a day with people who then died, which probably doesn't help. She probably has tons of developmental issues

>>82418139
>Except they then tracked the image it was edited from and edited that image into Homestuck characters
what makes you think they didn't just find the homestuck version first?

>>82418139
>Japan liking it makes a little bit of sense, it has a lot of elements they like.

Shallow, colorful, cute, obsessed with relationships that aren't realistic in the least, with lots of death and suicide?

>>82418139
Would you rather Jade's paws or Jasprosesprite^2's paws?

>>82418026
there are some
one of the collide artists was japanese

i've seen some japanese pages somewhere trying to explain homestuck

i can't imagine it would have many fans there even if it did have a jpn translation, though. the style of humor is too western. japanese humor usually involves one guy saying something dumb and then another guy saying 'why are you being so dumb'

even though a lot of anime fans like homestuck it's nothing like anime at all, aside from the jrpg type worlds some anime have

>>82418175
They might have, but the Homestuck version is also very clearly an edit. The version they have is then much cleaner. So they literally found Homestuck porn and drew more of it for their tablecloth.

>>82418200
Those aren't paws. Those are acid burns.

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>>82413764
This is the first time I've visted /co/.
This is also the last time.

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>>82418167
>We got two huge dialoglogs of Dave ranting to his bro about his abusive upbringing and sexuality
>Jade remaining alone on an island and then alone on a ship and then asleep until the very end was never addressed

>>82418139
I never knew westaboos were actually real

>>82418257
You see anon, it doesn't matter because some other version of her did things!

>>82418208
>the style of humor is too western. japanese humor usually involves one guy saying something dumb and then another guy saying 'why are you being so dumb'
They use a lot of that kind of humor sure but they can enjoy western humor just fine. Just look at how well they responded to Undertale.

>>82418276
It's weird to think how much of that humor just flies over their head because of how heavy the language differences are.

>>82418257
Focusing on that was just the msot fucking stupid thing Hussie could have possibly done

It was just so fucking shallow, last second, reaching, and tonally the fuck out the window compared to the rest of the comic

Same with the alcoholism

>>82418309
Some of their fansubbers are really good, and localize a lot of the puns into Japanese. They're a little bit better at spotting puns in English than you'd expect, too, because they use a LOT of loan words.

GUYS QUICK

YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS
TO NAME ERIDAN'S THREE CANON FRIENDS

>>82418346
Right hand, left hand, limited edition ultra expensive Empress-made Heiress' Honey Hole fleshlight.

>>82418346
karkat
his lusus
himself

>>82418346
kanaya, karkat feferi

>>82418346
Karkat, Cronus, and Shrek

>>82416025
late but there is literally the artist's name/tumblr on that pic
though they now consider homosuck shit and have deleted everything related to it, so good luck

>>82418242
why was jade working with acid

>>82418407
I wonder how many artists deleted their shit or took it off

Just all these folks like Lexxy quietly erasing Homestuck from their past as the embarrassment it is

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>>82418129
yeah of course
the only thing that i would really change is the fabric would be bunched up in the front a bit

Holy shit, I just realized John fought all three of the main bosses.

>>82418441
Lexxy drew HS stuff a few weeks ago, iirc.

Luckily all my shitty HS fanart was on mspaf, and I've changed my usual username since then, so no-one can dig up my past.

>>82418441
Lexxy works for Blizzard, she is an embarrassment.

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>>82418694
She's a well employed successful embarrassment.

>>82418680
Wait, maybe I'm thinking of the other one. I forget her name. I've forgotten pretty much all of them, really.

>>82417767
It looks like Dave... screwed the pooch!

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I AM 8ETTER THAN KARKUCK!!!!!!!!

*shoves him down*

SEE? SHITTY CRY8A8Y HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AM I COOL N8W?

>>82418720
Well employed making jpgs on mobile phone card games and Skinner Boxes

Must be fun making money with no soul, I guess?

>>82418777
For an artist in this economy, yes, it actually is pretty great to make a living wage off of your work so you can build to something bigger and better.

Unlike Hussie and his now degenerate art skills.

>>82418720
you mean sock?

>>82418770
stop roleplaying you fuck

Do any fandoms still have big name fans like Homestuck did?

I'm mostly into anime now and that 'fandom' is kind of vague and anonymous, very few notable content producers, not even much western fanart, since you only form a passing attachment with each show as the seasons go by. Unless you are into cgl drama or something no-one knows anyone.

Do steven universe or undertale have notable fans?

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>>82418822
>artist
>build to something bigger and better

maybe a bigger loan

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>>82418770
Can we get Vriska hugging Karkat and saying she's sorry for everything instead

Can we have one moment of genuine joy and sorrow for these sorry sons of bitches

>>82418845
Theres the fan the SU people pushed to a suicide attempt
uhhh

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Kek, I thought you guys were joking

>>82418870
there's a few of them

we made some people cry but at least that was funny

>>82418822
To be fair, Hussie was never famous for his art skills. There's a reason basically no official merch uses any of his art.

>>82418845
>Do steven universe or undertale have notable fans?

Nah. I mean a ton of people like SU, but it's a TV show thing. The threads are pretty much HSG-lite in feel a lot of the time.

>>82418870
She got notable because of Homestuck, too. She used to make some of the comics Octopimp dubbed over.

>>82418936
you say that like those comics were made FOR octopimp

>>82418409
Botched suicide attempt at the height of her misery

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>>82418906
He was a good artist, at one time.

Octopimp. Didn't he like... wasn't there some drama with shirts or something and he flipped the fuck out and vanished?

>>82419011
>wand revolver

Shame Roxy didn't get something goofy cool like that. I'm happy she went full Void and stuck to STRONG though.

>>82418877
Homestuck's worst fans like to use Jade as a projection of their poor hygiene. Nevermind Jade lived on supertechnology island and was probably all weirdly clean, even if it was via a shower that atomized the dirt and hair off her

>>82419011
The fucked up anatomy puts me off. Like the guy on the right in the picture has one noodle arm but one arm with visible musculature.

The comic ended and Zone STILL hadn't made a porn parody?

>>82419048
She had a goofy Calliope-themed rifle that worked like the Portal gun, it was pretty cool

>>82419014
I seem to recall a Kickstarter for merchandise of himself that may not have gotten delivered, and he tortured a bird on his windshield for laughs or something?

>>82419108
Zone does things on model.
Even Act 7 doesn't make for very good porn.

>>82419014
I don't know about that, but all he makes now is dumb anime videos. I think he only liked Homestuck for fad purposes.

>>82419014
No he's still around, he makes abridged series now iirc.

>>82419108
Thank God.

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Random ass made up idea: Void players draw power from the Black Hole Sun with the same sort of 'it's always existed even when it's not there' methodology as the Green Sun, explaining the darkness teleports, summoning shit from anywhere and anywhen, crushing strength, and total black out of information when trying to scry them.

>>82419108
>on model homestuck porn

NO

Wasn't there some guy called Broadway Karkat who lost it?

>>82419176
on model anything is my fetish

>>82419131
I don't care about Zone but I'm pretty disappointed there's no porn or any of the characters that uses their designs from the animation, particularly the Aradia.

>>82419083
Hair isn't exactly unhygenic.

Women don't really shave their arm hair either, it's too light to bother and you just end up with spiky arms.

>>82419083
And Nanna probably taught her a thing or two about proper female hygiene on either version of their journey.

>>82419208
>particularly the Aradia

BONERMAN IS INSATIABLE

What's your favourite fucked up fetish with aradia famalam?

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I hung out with a 'vampire goth' girl today. It was interesting until we talked about webcomics, and then it was an argument about Vriska. She's apparently a Vriska fan and a well-preserved VRISKAN shipper from like 2011! She was apparently really upset after the last lilypad scene they were in because she had been certain that at ANY MOMENT they were gonna confess hidden love for one another, and then they didn't, and probably will never meet again.

I thought you guys should be informed, from an archaeological standpoint if nothing else.

>>82419272
I think a lot of us like Aradia

She's one of the very very few vaguely attractive seeming characters in the entire wretched comic