Civil War thread

>>82400699
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAAAAYYYYYY

>>82400742
Who keeps getting their sandwiches stolen?

What if Wanda punched you in the face?

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>>82400699
You are trash, Wandafag.

Death to those who took away Wanda's smile

I am honestly kind of shocked that the movie ended up having a conflict where neither side was truly right or wrong, and that's the state the movie ended in rather than there being a convenient asspull to tidy things up

Friend from Brazil spoiled the ending of the movie for me the day it came out there. I can only hope he was lying, as there wasn't much time for him to watch it before he told me, but there was enough.

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Posting the awkward romance scene in CW everyone complained about.

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>>82400784
So death to Cap?

>All those quips
Fuck you Russo's

Also.
Why didn't Wanda just use magic to break out?

>>82400828
>Peck grab laugh EXTREME

>>82400837
>1.jpg
Every single post with this filename is going to be either bait or an Olsen waifufag.

>>82400826
The fuck's going on here?

>>82400837

She needs arm movement? Hence the straitjacket.

>>82400828
Evan's has the best laugh.

>>82400837
You just fucking posted a pic of her wearing an obvious collar. What do you think the collar does?

>>82400875
Zemo was about to off himself so he could have his 72 virgins and BP stopped him cause the living weren't done with him

>>82400875
A scene that's going to spawn about 2k BLACKED BPxZemo fanfics.

>ywn hang out with the cast
>ywn laugh at sluts with Evans
>ywn make fun of RDJs height with Renner
>ywn smell Olsens pits
KILL ME

Reminder that

>Wanda literally did nothing wrong
>Ironman literally did nothing wrong
>Ant-Man literally did nothing wrong
>Spider-Man literally did nothing wrong
>Falcon literally did nothing wrong
>War Machine literally did nothing wrong
>Bucky literally did nothing wrong
>Hawkeye literally did nothing wrong
>Zemo literally did nothing wrong
>Black Panther literally did nothing wrong

And

>Cap, Widow and Vision are dindus

>>82400826
>Jump cuts so fast, you can't see what's going on

Did he catch the bullet or what?

Cap could easily have solved the final conflict by whispering sweet nothings in Tony's ear..

>>82400941
Does Renner make fun of RDJ's height?

>>82400966
Why would he?
Renner is a manlet too.

When are you watching it for the second time?

Myself, tomorrow.

>>82400954
Vibranium suit nigga

>>82400965
>He leans in close to Tony and whispers
>"Bucky killed your parents."

>>82400837
She's locked up in a restraining suit and has some kind of tech collar on her.

She's either power blocked or will get a million volts when she tries anything, like that guy was taunting Zemo about

>>82400815
>I am honestly kind of shocked that the movie ended up having a conflict where neither side was truly right or wrong
They kind of hurt Iron Mans rep when he started trying to murder Bucky and let the villain escape. Its not like he didnt know Bucky had killed people, why did he suddenly decide to die because it wasn't someone elses parents he killed?

>>82400990
Maybe in a few hours, if I can talk more of my friends to go for their first viewings

>>82400990
Next weekend, i'll wait a bit until things calm down and I can watch the movie in peace.

>>82400976
Yeah but he doesnt wear heels to hide it.

>>82401045
Because by that point, it was all too much.
That and, y'know, he just watched a video of Bucky brutally killing them.

>>82401054
Hmmmm, I might have to rethink it, there were too many people when I watched it.

Fortunately I am neet so I can go on a weekday morning.

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>>82400965
>I'll love you like your daddy never did.

Things you will never see in the MCU:
Fantastic 4
X-Men
Barefoot Tony Stark

>>82401094
>"I'll give you more than my shield. He also helped make my muscles."

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>>82401113
Wanda being happy.

>>82401045
He just watched a video of Bucky caving his fathers skull in then doing the same to his mother

And he found out Steve knew this had happened, and never told him.

>>82401154
The fact that if they detect she's using magic they'll give her a shock with that collar?
Plus I think it's one of those power inhibiting collars from AoS.

>>82401113
>Things you will never see in the MCU:
>X-Men
Eh, fine by me.

>>82400777
(you)
>>82400868
(you)

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>>82400837
>all those quips
>he's still trying

>>82400826
Doujins when?
the title should be BLACKED Ops

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Your MCU top 3 now?
>Civil War
>TWS
>Iron Man

>>82401113
Dick Rider.

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>>82401261
Same.

>>82401261
Top 5 in no particular order.

>Guardians
>Ant-Man
>Civil War
>Winter Soldier
>Iron Man

>>82400875
The start of a blossoming love story.

>>82401302
Same.

If I had to order:

1. Civil War
2. Winter Soldier
3. Guardians
4. Iron Man
5. Ant-Man

Honorable Mention: First Avenger

>>82401261
Same

>>82401261
>1 Daredevil
>Winter Soldier
>Civil War
>Iron Man
>5 Guardians of the Galaxy

I think we can all agree Civil War was a success. What are you expecting of Dr. Strange? Can it top it?

>>82401377
She might be more powerful, but Dr. Strange has always had much more control over his powers, plus they showed in CW that she doesn't know yet how to control her own.

And no, I think the magic is different.
Strange is all about casting spells, Wanda's powers seem to get stronger depending on her attitude.

>>82401401
>Daredevil
I thought we were only talking about movies.

>>82401408
It'll be hamstrung with origin story necessaries, but it'll be tonally unique. I'm confident that Derrickson will make it bizarre enough to stand on its own.

>>82401448
He said MCU

Also, forgot to add, CW is my #1 in the action/choreography department. Except for the car chase scene, every action scene is BASED as fuck.

I like Black Panther and how he wasn't either on the accords side or the rights side, he was on the fuck you side:
>Avengers accidentally kill some Wakandans
Fuck you Avengers take these accords.
>Father dies and Bucky is suspect
Fuck you Bucky, I'm going to kill your super soldier ass
>Accords say he can't go after Bucky as vigilante
Fuck you accords, I'm Black Panther and I'm killing this fuck
>Gets arrested for vigilantism
Fuck your jail, I'm a damn king. You can't touch me
>Finds his fathers killer before his suicide
Fuck you Zemo, I ain't done with you yet.
>Every country is after Bucky who he wronged
Fuck you every country but Wakanda. Bucky and Cap you guys can chill here. Check out my giant stone panther statue.

>>82401377
I'm still hoping Strange got his powers by the time of phase 1/early phase 2 since he was named as a person of interest in Winter Soldier.

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WACANADA

>>82401113
>Things you will never see in the MCU:
>Fantastic 4
I can live with this.
>X-Men

Good. X-men/mutant shenanigans is too big unto itself to be involved in the MCU. It works better as it's own universe.

>>82401113
>Fantastic 4
Considering the flop the movie was, and that they can't mix the Fantastic 4 with the X-Men, they may get into negotiations some day.

>>82401516
To be fair it was a cool statue

>>82401408
Doubtful, the cast doesn't really interest me, and the likely plot really don't either so I'll probably only watch it if the visuals turn out to be really nice to make up for the yawnworthy plot.

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Who is T'chucky here?

>>82401573
Exactly after all that he still wasn't done being a bad ass.

>>82401572
Hoping for Apocalypse to tank hard.

>>82401602
It won't, and the X-Men do better separated, but it's a fact Fox won't do a thing with the Fantastic 4.

>>82401154
>What's stopping her from mind controlling a guard?

Her lack of arm movement. She needs her hands for that.


>She was able to sense quicksilvers death and such

I think that's more a 'twin thing' than mind-stone shenanigans.

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RANK MCU WOMEN! (Sex Appeal-wise)

Mine...
>Haley Atwell = Deborah Ann Woll = Kat Dennings
>Rosario Dawson
>Olsen
>Rebecca Hall
>Chloe Bennet
>Rachael Taylor
>Scar Jo
>Elizabeth Henstridge
>Evangeline Lilly
>Jamie Alexander
>Kristen Ritter
>Ming Na
>Liv Tyler
>Natalie Portman
>G Paltrow

>>82401408
Origin stories have never been the MCUs strong point, i'm not that hopeful

>>82401573
For you.

>>82401623
>It won't
Does Trump wins the election, future man?

>>82401408
It'll be in the line of Ant-Man and such.
I have faith though, this is Feige's pet project so he must have paid extra attention to it.

>Vision will never cook to cheer you up while he also tries to make you a prisioner in your own home at the same time.

Why even live?

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I should be triggered that he has a helmet not a mask

>>82401630
she sucks dick, right?

>>82401630
>implying I know the real names of these many actors

Peggy is the best, Widow is the worst

>>82401686
Chink Magic.

>>82401686
From nothing, it's pure magic.

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>>82401630

>>82401688
>not the opposite
>not cooking for Wanda
>not wanting her to dom you when she finds out you are keeping her a prisoner

>>82401694
It makes sense. His whole suit is from vibranium and it should protect him better than a mask.

>>82400951
>Black Panther literally did nothing

FTFY

My personal hierarchy:

1. Civil War
2. Winter Soldier
3. GotG
4. Iron Man
5. First Avenger
6. Ant-Man
7. Avengers
8. Iron Man 2
9. Thor
10. Iron Man 3
11. Incredible Hulk
12. The Dark World
13. Age of Ultron

1-6: When I nut but MCU still suckin
7-10: All of these can be shuffled with each other in my ranking and I wouldn't notice
11-13: Shit-tier

>>82401630
They are all generic pretty faces all interchangeable. I couldn't tell Wanda from Widow in some scenes apart from their skills and power sets.

>>82401630
Since I'm a lazy motherfucker I'm just gonna say Hope is the best, but I can change my mind if Mantis turns out to be good since I really like her in the comics.

>>82401688
>Vis, we talked about this

How many times has he walked in on her

>>82401816
He's like Kelso in That 70s Show

>>82401793
>I couldn't tell Wanda from Widow in some scenes apart from their skills and power sets.
You fucking blind m8?

>>82401819
Memecasting like the pic you posted.

>>82401630
>MFW no Raina


At very least she's above Natalie Potman.

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>>82401868

>>82401848
Dude I just tugged it like 20 minutes ago, don't make me chafe

>>82401826
OOPS SORRY

>>82401712

I dunno man, the Russo's proved again that they get Widow better than Joss, just like they get Cap and literally everything else better than Joss.

Kinda got a semi when she was wrecking Rumlow's goons in the opening sequence.

>>82401830
When they were in civilain clothes out of costume sitting around a big room talking it was difficult to keep track of whether it was Wanda or Widow who had said something unimportant.

yeah just got back from it. very pleasantly surprised. Winter Soldier was probably better overall but this was still very very solid and felt like a full movie which is quite impressive considering the amount of stuff they had to include. It has by far the most fanservice since the first Avengers but unlike Avengers it's all tied by a solid plot and can probably stand up to repeated viewings. Action was great. Fanservice was great. Last act was very very good. I'd give it a 9 to Winter Soldier's 9.5.

I am now much more confident in Infinity War.

>>82401901
She's objectively pig disgusting.

>>82401901
Not related to waifu ranking, but the best part of the movie is how they got Tony a lot better than Whedon.

>>82401792
literally who?

>>82401901
Agreed. We've seen Widow in 5 movies now. Finally a minority of those are Joss's meddling. She's in good hands m8

>>82401919

I think they have a name for the brain disorder you have

>>82401940
That's Olsen.

>>82401919
So, you're blind.

>>82401948
hey anon what's the brain disorder for this guy:
>>82401934

>>82401848
That is a very nice vagina.

>>82401630
>tfw you don't know is she sucks dick or no

>>82401968
Dunno about that guy but yours is butthurtness.

>>82401630
Forgot a few.
Would add Ayelet Zurer over Chloe.
Karen Gillan under Chloe.
Raina over Jamie.
Zoe Saldana under Portman.

>>82401968
It's called taste. Widow is as sexy as her acting ability. Not sexy at all.

>>82401408
SJWs are already thinking they're going to tank it by refusing to see it.

>>82401536
I can't wait until we see it for real in the BP solo movie. They did fantastic with The Jungle Book remake so I'm hoping it'll be full of scenery porn and look better than Asgard.

>>82401997
Glenn Close.
Marisa Tomei.
You know I ain't wrong.

>>82401848
What movie is this.

Please

>>82402041
Trance

>>82401977
I know right, i'm not usually all that focused on vag by itself, but that looks comfy as fuck

>>82401630
Olsen first.
I don't care about the rest.

>>82402018
what does SJWs have to do with the movie?

>>82401516
Fuck you Steve, I'm stealing your boyfriend and keeping him for myself.

T'Challa is best.

>>82401594
Probably too much to hope for but I'm really looking forward to the porn.
I'm still a Stucky fan at heart but I'm not fanatical about it

>>82401997
Trish Walker ftw

>>82401848
>Daredevil never tapped that.

Dawson has a nice body.

>>82402018

They said that about Ant-Man, tried to boycott it and it didn't work. They're literal retards if they think they can make any kind of difference.

>>82402056
The Ancient One

Where are people getting these clear cam vids from? The only torrents out are non-english and they don't look nearly as clear as the webms

>>82402056
The director or someone made a comment about how they had to change the origin to make Strange not train in Tibet, since acknowledging its existence would piss off the Chinks.

>>82402096
Wait, why did they have a beef with Ant-Man? Couldn't get into Tayne?

>>82400828
STOP CRYING YOU DUMB WITCH

>>82402096
>>82402105
I don't even know why they would be offended over these.

>>82402096
What was the SJW issue with ANTS?

>>82402139
muh white-washing

>>82402148
Hank Pym slapping his wife.

>>82402129

They were butthurt because another straight white guy was getting a movie instead of Black Widow. Despite the fact that Ant-Man had been in development for ages before Black Widow showed up.

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>>82402134
She's not crying.
Not anymore.

>>82402056
People who live for outrage are pretty much trying to make sure that the narrative on Dr Strange is "the movie is racist for casting a white woman in a previously stereotypical Asian caricature role"

Same with how some site made up a completely false rumor about ScarJo's Ghost in the Shell and it's constantly brought up about that movie despite being proven a lie.

>>82402148
Wasting Lilly and not letting her be the leader of the Heist when she obviously has the skills for it.

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>>82400828
HOW CAN ONE MAN HAVE SUCH A BASED LAUGH

>>82402157
Ah, so something as stupid as the Iron Fist "controversy".

>>82402178
Funny thing is that Scarlet's getting bad feedback over whitewashing the ghost in the shell adaptation.

>>82402232

POTTERY

>>82400828
ABSOLUTE

>>82402197
Should be Mad World because literally everyone around her are familiar faces

>>82401261
CW
GotG
ANTS
TWS
A1

>>82402129
They never heard of Ant-Man and didn't realize it was in the works since IM and were offended that it came out and not a Black Widow movie.

They hate Hank Pym because he's a wife beater.

They hated that Wasp wasn't included other than being killed off, and they hated that being the reasoning that Hope despite being better than Scott wasn't the one suiting up.

They hated Scott's "racial stereotype" friends.

I thought the movie was great, but damn the rants on tumblr about it are cringe worthy. Tumblr often does Q&A sessions with various celebrities or whatever, and they flooded the ask the cast and crew of Ant-Man one with angry feminist hate.

>>82402215
Imagine if some troll tried to spread rumors prior to Civil War's first trailer that Black Panther was played by a white guy

>>82402338
Nobody would believe that shit.

>>82402321
Didn't even know gypsies were Russian-based.

>>82402367
Excuse you, gypsy is an offensive word!!!!1

>>82402321
>They hated Scott's "racial stereotype" friends.
Are these the same people that argued that Scott could have/should have been black?

>>82402124
>chinks were also the reason we got white Mandarin
We need to nuke them.

Homecoming comes out like next year right?
When can we expect to start hearing about it? I need some castings.
Gary Oldman as JJJ please. Simmons was perfect, but the fucker jumped ship.

>>82402404
They argue that about pretty much every character. Black or Asian. So probably.

>>82402321
>"racial stereotype" friends
But they were great.

>You know what happened to the Titanic, right?
>Yes, it killed Di Caprio

>>82402424
I assume they'll begin filming in Summer.

link to camrip?

>>82402321
I'm sympathetic to those kind of causes but man, like, the movie itself pretty much knocks all of those on the head.

>>82402424
After Guardians vol 2.

>>82402441
His friends were hilarious. Other than the deported thing, I don't even think any of their jokes were related to their race.

>>82402436
The irony would have been delicious
>lets take this petty thief and make him black

>>82402441
Luis is based. I hope they don't overdo his gag if he comes back in the next film though.

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>>82402424
Wrong Gary for JJJ, my friend.

Gary Cole would CRUSH the role.
And he rocks a dope mustache.

>>82402321
God, why do they care? I'm Asian and these movies haven't had a single Asian superhero and I honestly don't give a shit.

>>82402487
Seriously, Pena needs to come back as Luis. I remember one anon saying that he should do a recap of all the movies for Infinity War.

>>82402487
>Other than the deported thing
I'm from Mexico and I remember the room exploded in laughter after that joke.

>>82402516
White people are the first to find racism where it isn't, anon.

>>82402510
I kinda wanna see Bradley Whitford as JJJ

>>82402487
>WAHH, BLACK DUDE STOLE A CAR! RACIIIISST

You know if anything we don't have enough rich evil black CEOs

>>82402533
I think you mean Americans. Niggers play the race card pretty often.

>>82402529
>>82402533
Ahh white feminists. They plan on being offended FOR you.

>>82402553
All I can think about when it comes to that is Michael Clark Duncan as Kingpin.

>>82402453
Same, I would have preferred more Wasp from the beginning but I understand how Ant-Man got delayed so long. Even though Hope wasn't the Wasp in the movie, she was still an important character and it was understandable why Hank didn't want her risking her life after he lost his wife. I think they handled Hank very well as somebody who was both sympathetic and not without issues due to the pym particles. The movie handled everything really well, and Wasp is set up to be part of IW.

I know the "wait for it" excuse gets old with representation, but if you look at the lineup coming out with the black actress in Thor, the cast for Luke Cage, the Black Panther and Captain Marvel movies, you can see that these things are clearly being worked on.

>>82402527
>I remember one anon saying that he should do a recap of all the movies for Infinity War.
I never knew how badly I wanted this till just now!

>>82402527
I would love to see that.

>and then the big purple guy says "fine I'll do it myself"

Let's be real here, Doc Strange will not be a good movie, it'll do successfully just by having the name Marvel on it, but it's gonna be torn to shreds by critics.
It may not flop, but it won't be CW-tier either.
I fear for the future of the MCU. CW might have been too good for its own good.

>>82402579
B-But I'm only 5'10 I'm not a big guy.

>>82402598
My sides!

>>82402604
>but it's gonna be torn to shreds by critics.
Critics dont tend to tear Marvel movies apart. They get meh at worst

>>82402527
He can become One Punch Man.

>>82402542
Good pick, famalam

Lemme throw one out, it's a race-swap but honestly that has nothing to do with my choice, I just love him so much.

Keith motherfucking David

>>82402516
You know how dogs chase cars, except if they ever caught the car there's nothing they could do to it anyway so they'd just wander off and chase another car?

It's like that, on the internet. The barking and snarling aren't the means, they're the end. There will never be an end to what they complain about, because they will find something.

>>82402656
More like One Joke Man.

>>82400699
Vision did literally nothing ______

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>>82402691
He spectacularly blew his chances with his waifu.

>>82402604
Ant-Man and the Wasp and Black Panther will probably be good. And Thor 3 has based Waititi behind it. Really of the Phase 3 slate Dr. Strange is the only one that seems really weak, and the trailer itself continues to leave me with a resounding meh.

>>82402604
At best it'll be like Guardians, at worst like Thor. It'll make a good amount of money regardless and the shitposting on /co/ will be unbearable.

>>82402691
>>82402717
And crippled Uncle Rhodey.

>>82402591

The Wasp flashback is one of my favorite scenes in the movie because despite being short and 'killing' her off, it's legitimately the most heroic thing a woman has gotten to do in the entire MCU to date (as an actual hero, not helping a hero), she's missing rather than dead, and it completely justified Hank keeping Hope side lined despite her being more than capable.

And the end of the movie is a big "yep, Hope should have been in the suit and everybody knows it. So now she will be".

mmm

>>82402781
It was the look she gave Hank right before she shrunk. Even through the helmet, you could see her resolve and determination.

>>82402781
We only need a flashback of young Hank and Jan talking about super humans and Jan jokingly saying that if they ever form a team they should call themselves the "Avengers" with a young Nick Fury in the back overhearing them.

>>82402516
Mind you, I'm honestly pretty okay with these films having no Asian superheroes. Whenever there's an Asian superhero in American comics, it's always something just hilariously stupid.

Like in DC, there is a superheroine whose name is literally "Sword" and her power is using a sword and she wears the Japanese flag on her face, a trait she shares with Sunfire. Shang Chi's power is knowing Kung Fu. "Karate Kid" is hilarious as hell. Seriously though, how many Asian superheroes are there whose powers are literally knowing martial arts or wielding a sword?

Mind you, it goes both way. The fuck kind of superhero name is "Hero Man"?

>>82402781
Oh I agree, but part of their criticism is that the movie acknowledges these things but uses it as a reason to keep Hope from being the hero or Jan from appearing. They take the ending as a "fuck you too"

Now that we're talking about Ant-Man. It'd be cool if Douglas went GIANT in Infinity War.

Do you think Scott Lang ever dropped the soap while he was in jail and that's why he thirsts after Cap's tits so much?

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>>82401630
There can only be one.

>>82402926
So you want him to die?

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>>82402717
>Thanos will kill vision
Based

>>82402926
>Tfw no Gurren Lagann scale Infinity Gem powered cosmic slugfest

>>82402960
Maybe.

>>82402952
Look, man, you don't have to be gay to appreciate Captain America's tits.

>>82402982
>not wanting your waifu to be happy
Disgraceful.

>>82402691
>he was the character I was anticipating most
Panther worked overtime to cover up for him though so I'll let it slide

>>82402991
They turn you gay though.

>>82403018
She can be happy as the Queen of Wakanda

Wakanda Wanda
Wakawandana

>>82403049
>wanting your waifu to get BLACKED
Even worse.

>>82402604
> Doc Strange will not be a good movie
how the fuck can you possibly know that? Oh wait, you can't, and you're pulling shit out of your ass and calling it facts.

do us all a favor and STFU

>>82403049
Queen Ramwanda

Do you think it was awkward transporting Peter in the movie? Tony's the only one who knows his secret identity, right? So he just sat in the plane, in full tights with mask on? I mean, yeah, everyone's probably used to that kinda thing, but everyone else takes off their masks or helmets when they're not fighting. Peter's the only one who'd keep it on.

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>>82403018
Vision is possibly my least favorite character. He's so boring, the only time he'll ever be interesting is when thanos rips the gem from his head.

>Having a waifu
Why do people do this?

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Scarlet Witch was one of my waifus before it was cool.

>>82403131
>Why do people do this?
To deal with loneliness eventhough it only makes it worse.

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>>82403136
But Comic Scarlet Witch is a slut.

What if we get a movie based off House of M?

>>82403095
Stark private jet?

>>82403066
>STFU
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan

>>82403167
Fuck no, as much as it would be interesting seeing a SW centered story, last thing I want is Bendis to be satisfied by seeing her character being destroyed in the big screen.

>>82403171
I think he means the rest of team Iron Man.

>>82403167
No more mut- oh wait.

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>>82403167
No more ______

>>82403171
There would still be stewardesses. Unbelievably hot stewardesses handpicked by Tony himself. And Peter's a teenage boy wearing a skintight outfit that leaves little to the imagination, so...

>>82403131
>Having a waifu
>Why do people do this?
nothing wrong with having a rich fantasy life. So long as you remember it's fantasy. and don't take an anime pillow or pony plush toy to dinner like some people.

>>82403194
She actually succeeded in that reality

>>82403212
It's Tony Stark, you think this is the first time he's transported an underage kid through international borders?

>>82403219
Nah I just hug my pillow when going to sleep and think it's my waifu. Comfy as fuck.

>>82403167
It wouldn't make sense.

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>got tortured by Zola
>got cucked by Peggy
>fell off a mountainside and lost his arm gorily in sub-zero weather
>got tortured and experimented on again and possibly raped by HYDRA
>forced to kill lots of innocent people including a man he used to admire
>probably ate babies too
>everybody wants him dead
>just wants to an hero it all but Steve won't let him
>got cucked by a Carter a second time
>feels responsible for many good people becoming wanted criminals over him
>would rather pull an Arcueid than live with the chance of being a danger to others
Feels bad man.

>>82403164
> Comic Scarlet Witch is a slut.
I see no problem here.

>>82403167
interestingly, Olsen has frequently mentioned she'd like to do that.

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>>82403167
>No, more mutants!
>she proceeds to give birth to every single one of them

So when did Steve find out that Bucky had killed Tony's parents. Did Bucky just mention it on the side at some point off screen? I don't really understand how or why he knew about it.

>>82402781
>legitimately the most heroic thing a woman has gotten to do in the entire MCU to date
Eh Simmons throwing herself off the plane to save the rest from the virus was Damn heroic.

>>82403258
Of course she would, any supporting actor in the MCU dies to star their own movie.

>>82403294
Probably in that folder he got at the end of TWS.

>>82403294
Zola in TWS

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>>82403258
>waifuing sluts
Disgraceful, there's only one pure Scarlet Witch.

>>82403241
I'm not judging. I hug my cat until he claws me. then I imagine spooning Wanda while being spooned by Angela.

>>82403294
Zola implied it, and then Widow's file on Bucky probably confirmed it.

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>>82403324
>>82403323
>you'll never comfort her

>>82403294

Zola very strongly implied it in Winter Soldier. The files from Kiev that Nat gave Steve probably confirmed he was behind it.

I doubt he had any idea of just how brutal the hit was, though.

>>82403243
>Probably ate babies
Oh anon, you know he did. Several in one day, in fact.

>>82403355
They probably tasted sweeter to him than those plums he bought.

>>82403374
Are we going Snowpiercer crossover?

>>82403303
She's actually pretty humble about it and has said she doesn't feel there needs to be a solo movie and she's happy to play that character as a supporting one.

But she'd obviously do it if they had an idea that justified a solo, and House of M is one she'd personally like.

>>82403405
Probably knows she really isn't a big box office draw right now. She hasn't really been the lead in much other than that one horror movie and MMMM, and even then Paulson was more of a lead character

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>>82403243
>now that Zemo's broken Tony his next step is to force Steve to watch videos of HYDRA making Bucky their onahole

>>82403294
I'm pretty sure when Zoloa was giving his villain monologue in TWS about how Hydra took over SHIELD one of the things he showed was them killing a bunch of the SHIELD founders including Tony's parents

Steve didn't know for sure that Bucky did it though, or the specifics of what happened.

>>82403467
>Not videos of Bucky eating pennies

>>82403467
>not videos of them forcing Bucky to step on Legos

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>>82403467
Zemo knowing the right trigger words to get Bucky begging Cap for it.

>>82403492
The Winter Soldier was pretty much Hydra's choice assassin. They didn't send anyone else

Anyone got that fan art of Stark's personality evolution? Forgot to save it.

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>>82403695

>>82403724
4th panel should be him drinking himself stupid.

>sequel focusing on the repercussions of the avengers and all the damage they've caused
>completely ignores the global outbreak of extraterrestrial terrigenesis creating new powered people every day
>completely ignores the publicly known government agency known as the ATCU even though it's for all intents and purposes, SHIELD's replacement
>completely ignores all the powered people in hell's kitchen and harlem
>completely ignores frank and everything he did

>>82403749
And with Cap's shield hanged on the background.

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>>82403590
Zemo using trigger words to get Bucky to spread for him in front of Steve.

>>82403769
Why did you copy this from /tv/?

>>82403749
They'll probably make another after CW. The artist has a massive hardon for RDJ.

>>82403724
Danke.

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>>82403724
You could make this about every single character in CW, really.
All those smiles are lost.

>>82403803
>implying the points aren't valid

>>82403772
>>82403749
4'th panel is Tony drinking himself stupid crying while clinging to the shield.

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AHHHHHHHHHHH

Captain.America.Civil.War.2016.I.ENGLISH.HDCAM.KANISHK.mp4
Captain.America.Civil.War.2016.I.ENGLISH.HDCAM.KANISHK.mp4
Captain.America.Civil.War.2016.I.ENGLISH.HDCAM.KANISHK.mp4

Friday, load up Giant Man.

>>82403780
Sauce? I don't know much of Bruhl's filmography outside of Rush.

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>>82403839
>You couldn't protect them
>You couldn't protect any of them

>>82401890
Bearer seek seek lest

>vision gets off with blasting rhodey and crippling him because he got a boner
>tony was perfectly okay with blasting away falcon right after when it had a good change to punch a hole through him

>>82403955
The Sokovian Accords forgive deaths in case of waifuism.

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>Lady at the beginning with Iron Man
You killed my son, I hope you die.

>Black Panther
You killed my dad, prepare to die.

>Iron Man
You killed my parents, prepare to die.

>Zemo The main villain, seriously?
You killed my family, prepare to die.


They actually used the same scenario multiple times in the same movie.

>>82403769

Frank is already a fugitive, and Daredevil operates with the cops looking the other way. I don't think either of them have their legitimacy challenged by the Accords since they were both considered criminals already. Jessica Jones--does she count as a vigilante? Killgrave was targeting and stalking her so maybe that just counts as self defense.

Agents of SHIELD went too big with the Inhuman shit, no question there. The whole show should have stuck to the shadows, with very few of their missions ever even making the news. I guess you could say the Inhumans fall under ATCU jurisdication and the Avengers don't for some arbitrary reason?

>>82403977
Wow, its as if that was a main theme of the movie or something.

>>82403977
What's wrong with Zemo being the main villain?

>>82403977

parallelism

>>82403769

Good.

>>82403977
What is characters having similar motivations but coming to different outcomes to show the differences in those characters?

>>82403857
>2016
>watching cams

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>>82403353
>Wanda ended up even worse than before CW
Why Russos. ;___;

>>82404185
They already have Black Widow to be the Girl, so they have nothing to do with Wanda besides bully her

>>82403857
Is this legit?

>>82403464
She a big box office draw for the my dick demographic

>tfw they killed slavsilver just so he didn't wipe the floor with either side in the airport fight

>>82404255
Some anons on /tv/ said that it is and that the sound is fine, but it's 300MB, so the image quality must be horrible.

>>82404270
He wasn't even that OP. Vision, Wanda, probably both Iron Mans and maybe Spidey could take him.

>>82404248
But bully the slut, not the waifuable one.

>>82404248

If anything, CW strongly shifted Wanda into the Main Girl position with Widow more running support

>>82404317
The only one out of that list that would have stood a chance is vision and maybe wanda/spidey.

>>82404340
She was Starks conscience and Steves support, all Wanda did was fuck up and suffer

>>82404054

He did all of that just because of his family being killed.

>Classic Zemo was a Nazi
>Classic Zemo was practically general status who fought the heroes
>Change him to be some guy whose motivation for getting them to fight because of muh ded

It could have been handled better

>Ultron
Destroy all humans

>HYDRA (in Winter Soldier)
Destroy SHIELD

>Red Skull
Conquer the world

>>82404248
Bucky is more of The Girl plotwise and they bullied him super hard.

>>82402656
where is this meme even from?

>>82404369
Are you serioisly saying fucking Ultron was a better villain?

>>82404369
>ultron

lel. Ultron was mishandled so badly with making him a quip machine like tony instead of something like the agents from the matrix or the senintels from DoFP however hit and miss that film actually was.

>>82404369

>Zemo
Destroy the Avengers

And he actually succeeds completely unlike the other three

>>82404395
He can KO black prison guy and the security guard with one punch.

>>82404347
Nah all the people I listed could. Spider-Man being a maybe.

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Is there a bigger jobber?

>>82404522
Ronan

Just wait for Thanos

>>82404522
Did he even get anything done this movie?

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>>82404522
Why didn't she just pick everyone off the sky and smash them into the floor.

>>82404185
To be fair: Cap broke her out

>>82401516
>Hi I'm Clint!
>I dont give a fuck you bow using whitey
I mean i loved the movie but BP was too extrem imo

>>82404684
It was also weird with Spiderman
>Wow you have a metal arm? That's awesome dude, I bet it gives great handjobs to that fucking faggot Steve boyfriend of yours.

I mean, he's just 15, but jesus.

>>82404522
I hope he gets Proton Cannon at some point.

>no one from the main cast die
So, are you guys fine with this?

>>82404771
Yes, so Thanos does the job when finally gets off his floating chair.

>>82404522
You're right, he was pretty lame

>>82404771
They ultimately can't kill off anyone i'd give a shit about. I'm glad they didnt try to force feelings like they did with Quicksilver by killing off Rhodey or whatever

>>82404620
>>82404185
Wanda was pretty.____

>>82404771

Yes, Zack.

>>82404771
Yes because killing characters off like what happened with Quickass is a cheap way to score drama points. Besides if Tony, Bucky, or Wanda just died the ending wouldn't feel as strong.

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>>82404719
>thinking this meme is funny

>>82403243
feelsreallybadman

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>>82404929
>I remember 9/11. Sat right at that window and watched people on the top floor take swan dives. Took bets on how many would wind up looking like a spilled lasagna. I shit you not... I was only two jumpers away from winning the office pool. Then the damn thing collapsed. Anyway, let's get back to Spider-Man.

I like Iron Man 3 and think the Thor movies are wasted potential fight me.

>>82403467
Being buckt is suffering

>>82404950
That pic is FUCKING SAVAGE

>>82403243
I hope future movies keep shitting on him, at some point the misery porn will cross the line into hilarity.

>>82401630
>Haley Atwell = Deborah Ann Woll = Kat Dennings
Stopped reading there
because I like what I see.

>>82404771
Yes. Death is a cheap source of suspense.

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>>82401630
>Kat Dennings at top
But she's a butterface.
>>82404999
The choreography in Thor 2 was terrible, looked like they were dancing the whole time.

>>82405286
>The choreography in Thor 2 was terrible, looked like they were dancing the whole time.

Kurse beating the shit out of Thor was awesome tho.

>>82405286
I honestly feel that Marvel Studios don't get what makes the Thor comics good. They've been hilarious, sad, epic, and still were able to be quality-ass comics. The movies has the character (except for based-Baldur for some fucking reason) but the writers don't give them anything interesting to do, or anyone interesting to fight.

>>82405286
>But she's a butterface.

You are not supposed to look at her face, anon.

Isn't Captain America's shield supposed to negate kinetic force?

>>82405411
Thor 2 development had some pretty awesome ideas but was a clusterfuck so it's amazing the movie even ended up coherent. Thor 3 has Waititi and they seem determined to put some effort into it this time so it might turn out OK.

Has Falcon's actor ever done voice acting? I could swear I've heard his voice in a cartoon or something somewhere.

>>82405479
Just give me Thorse and I'll forgive them for the first 2 movies.

>>82405463

Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.

>Cap doesn't budge an inch when hit with a charged, overhand, full force Mjolnir blow
>Cap knocked away a few feet by Batroc jump kicking the shield

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>>82405019
>you will never get BUCKT
At least he has T'Challa's royal dick to look forward to.

>>82405505
It's supposed to go cosmic so it might actually happen.

I have a friend that was pissed off at the movie for not "respecting" the comic it took its name from by not killing off Cap. What do I say to this?

>>82400917
Black Panther will have every hero join his Dora Milaje by the end of Phase 3.

>>82405529
That you are not going to respect him for considering comic Civil War something that should be potrayed faithfully on the big screen.

>>82405529
The comics were shit. Some things just shouldn't be adapted, like Snap Wilson or Fuhrer Stark.

Did they ever mention where exactly Wakanda is?

>>82405634
Earth.

>>82405529

Fart in his generation direction, turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>>82405660

>>82405634
>Did they ever mention where exactly Wakanda is?

They show it's exact location on a world map.

I kind of missed the specifics

>>82405686
It's fantasy Uganda.

>Initially annoyed at how much Zemo was changed when I watched it
>More I think about it I like concept of a more human Zemo
It excites me to think about what they could do with him.
I mean Zemo now travelling back in time to save his actual family over his legacy sounds far better.

>>82401997

>Zoe Saldana under Portman.

The fuck is wrong with you

>>82405766
Saldana's fivehead is ridiculous.

So what villains do you think they'll use for Spider-Man? Obviously, Osborne. Can't forget him. Having a multi-billionaire antagonist who rivals Stark would probably come in handy in future films. I know people would rather they focus on other Spider-Man villains who don't really have movies yet, but there's no way they won't use Norman. Doesn't look like he'll be in the first film, though.

Shocker's a bit too small-time, but I could see him being a bit villain like Crossbones. Electro's strong, but I'd imagine they'd want to avoid him after Amazing 2. Maybe Otto. It's been twelve years since Spider-Man 2, so I think that's a reasonable amount of time since then. Venom's a huge fan favorite so I can't see them not touching him.

>>82405529
Inform him the comic is shit and Cap doesn't actually die in it. He dies in the events that follows.

>>82405797
A lot of people are thinking Vulture. It's what Spider-Man 4 was going to be. Anyway Norman probably won't do anything more than be in the background for this film.

>>82405797
It's already confirmed that it's going to be Vulture.

>>82405833
Vulture could easily be a tie-in reference to Falcon's wings so I could see them considering it.

>>82405840
Makes sense. He's probably the man who designed the Falcon wings. Maybe Osborn ripped off his designs and just changed the project title from "Vulture" to "Falcon.' Thus Vulture swears revenger and ell that.

>>82405833
>>82405840
Kinda disappointing. Vulture's a lamer Falcon. I mean, really, what can he do that Falcon can't? He's basically Old White Falcon without the extensive training, years of experience and Captain America on speed dial.

Peter trounced Falcon in Civil War, too, so I don't see Vulture giving Peter much trouble.

Wait, were they seriously considering using him for Amazing 3? Why? How? After the Lizard and Electro, that sounds like a real downgrade.