Its time for a story /co!
>>82393931
How can he copyright a character derived from 2 copyrighted characters and then use said 2 characters in his comic?
>>82393921
DON'T
>>82394006
STOP
>>82393993
>>82393967
Where's 3?
Why is rosechu irrelevant?
When will sonichu kill me?
>>82393967
Hold on, you skipped a page
>>82394121
Omg it's Christian spelled backwards
HELP
Well you guys may make fun, but where's YOUR comic huh?
>>82394361
In the stone age.
The 'father' thing is a bit creepy.
I've always found creators who refer to their characters as their children somewhat weird.
>>82394534
This...this is almost kind of heartwarming
>>82393989
The audio books are still the best way to digest sonichu
>>82393989
Autism magic.
>>82394731
The father thing is far from the only creepy thing about this whole mess and its creator...
>>82394731
Oh you ain't seen shit yet nigguh
>>82393989
He will cite parody and satire every single time someone tells him he's stealing
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Parody
He's ripped off so much stuff it got made into an article
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Things_Chris_has_ripped_off
>>82395034
I'm picturing a character from some of my fiction calling me 'daddy' and it's nightmare fuel.
Having kids in general is nightmare fuel.
>>82394731
In the newer Sonichu artworks Sonichu refers to Chris as "mother" and Chris chan Sonichu has boobs.
>>82394960
This, wait till you see his depiction of sonichu and rosechu having sex
>>82395140
oh god he doesn't go adult in this does he? why?
>>82395031
NOW
>>82395140
Or the Giant Penis comic.
OrShecameforCWC.jpg
>>82393921
God bless you OP. I'm glued to my seat.
>>82395181
Oh, he will. He draws a lot of very crude furry porn.
>>82395181
Because everything after the battle with Blachu is just him projecting his failure sex life into a comic
>>82395274
literally everything about sonichu is projecting
>>82395255
Well let me go put the kettle on, looks like i'm in for the long haul here.
This is making me feel REALLY good about my own book.
>>82395181
Chris responds to trolls making Rosechu futa art by creating a sideplot where Rosechu does a nauseatingly explicit photoshoot to prove she's completely woman. Once 4chan makes contact with Chris the comic goes completely off the rails
>>82395340
Like when J Michael Strascinski (?) started reading the Babylon 5 forums?
>>82395274
This pissed me off so much, it's called Sonichu not fucking Chris-chan.
It only gets worse too, at first Sonichu's still there and kinda relevant but it eventually just ends up being entire episodes without a single panel involving Sonichu.
So the whole thing eventually became a twisted vicarious life for this guy or what?
>>82395340
Chris will go into the textbooks as example how the internet will ruin the lifes of stupid people. If he had never made contact with the internet he would have lived a somewhat happy life as a village idiot, a local freak in that podunk dump in backwater Virginia he lives in, unknown to the outside world. The internet and the trolling made him go completely apeshit.
>>82395413
well technically is still about sonichu, a sonichu/chris-chan hybrid.
>>82395340
Not to mention:
>Chris drawing explicit sex scenes with a girl he was e-dating
>Chris drawing the female dean of her school spreading her pussy and demanding one of her henchmen to lick it
>MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS(not dirty, just hilarious)
>>82395466
Yes.
Literally the episode right after Black Metal Combat is about Chris finding out that his arch-nemesis is some dude who took his Highschool crush. There's, and I'm not even joking here, an entire page where he goes on and on about how much he liked her and how he just wanted to win her heart but the other guy got her first and that made him so jealous.
>>82395495
And I thought my comic was batshit.
My main character's a naked Muslim girl who destroys churches seeking religious apotheosis.
Doesn't seem so weird now
>>82395618
As long as you vote Trump, anon-kun, you're good in my book
>>82395596
Wes Iseli?
>>82395716
Yep.
>>82395700
Brit-fag, actually.
>>82395589
>MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS
Everybody talks about IN THE STONE AGE but there's no way I can contrive a way in which that line makes any goddamn sense
>>82395494
I thought it was his fucked up parents that ruined him
>>82395274
>It's a "Chris is using Sonichu to advertise that he's single"-episode
>>82395700
If only she had the broad appeal of Sonichu though. Ah well.
>>82395779
The mall cops' badges are made out of wood while the Jerkchief's badge is made out of a graham cracker so when he eats it, he thinks he's eating a wooden badge because he's stupid.
>>82395883
I'm interested
>>82395883
She's got other broad things.
>>82395990
Thanks anon. That stuff actually really helps my constantly self-criticizing headmeats.
>>82395945
...what
>>82396043
alright you're baiting now
it's still a nice drawing
>>82395778
you gonna get u head cut off mane. Nice drawing though.
>>82396082
I actually don't want to take over Chris-Chan's thread, so I'll make my own thread sometime and open myself up to some trolliin'.
I'm wanting to read the next exciting issue of Sonichu.
>>82395945
>the Jerkchief's badge is made out of a graham cracker
Why? is the cwc-verse a world where crackers are more valuable than wood?
Reminder that Chris was paid $1000 to make Sonichu 11 but he'll take forever to make those pages if he wants to do them.
>>82395413
this complaint is really funny to me, it reads like a criticism levied at an actual coherent and enjoyable product
>>82395809
It can be two things.
>>82396451
I DUNNO, IT'S CHRIS-CHAN'S INTERPRETATION OF HUMOR.
>>82396451
Chris seems to equate edibles with falsehood. The Jerkchief's badge is a graham cracker, the jerkops' batons are baguettes, I think once Chris referred to Liquid Chris' sonichu medallion as a 'sugar cookie' imitation...
You have to love how, immediately, Sonichu is dropped as the main character in favor of Chris and his power fantasies. That has always fascinated me. It's such a weird peak into someone's mind.
>>82396071
okay so one day chris was on a quest for a boyfriend-free girl right
He sat down on a benchor a Mcdonalds, he's done that beforeand held up a sign requesting a boyfriend-free girl that held his preferences on it and not surprisingly, it was creeping people out. So the mall got some police officers to handle the situation
Chris, not thinking he did anything wrong, resisted the police and was forced out of where ever he was
the Jerkchief is back and one of the police officers was black
So as a way to get back at the police officer, he made him a retarded police officer in his comic book that police officer will most likely never see in his life
>>82396498
well, if the man wants to read a comic about a pokemon/sonic donut steel, you don't give him a story about chris-chan transforming into a fursona more broken than superman thought robot to fullfill a "cherokee" prophecy.
Damn, that sounds even more retarded without context
>>82397349
Couldn't the Anchuent Prophecy been avoided if the heroes never stepped into the cave in the first place?
>>82397160
what the fuck does that have to do with graham crackers though? Why does a security chief wear a graham cracker badge? Why would he eat his badge even if it's made out of graham cracker? Why correlate that with wood? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>82395809
If I am remember correctly his father was the only decent being of the bunch who tried to fix his son turbo autistic ways. But he died, allowing Chris-chan to reach new levels.
>>82397464
is an anchuent prophecy (sic), you can't go against it!
>>82397748
Why was it anchuent and not ancient ? Chris's spelling is never that bad in any other comic
Was it a pun? a Joke? a reference??
>>82398262
SoniCHU, Chris thinks he's clever.
>>82398262
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Anchuent_Prophecy
>its consistency has eventually led to the realization that it's probably supposed to be a magnificently retarded "Pikachu" pun.
>>82398262
It's a pun because it has the "Chu" in it, like PikaCHU and SoniCHU, hile also being terrible pronounciation.
>>82395380
He did an explicit photoshoot to prove he wasn't a futa?
Just a reminder that while the comic of it hasn't been drawn (yet), the offical Sonichu "canon" has it that now that Chris has become transgender when he transforms into his Chris-Chan Sonichu form the Sonichu version of himself is genetically female.
He has also impregnated his female Soncihu self with his human male sperm and given birth to a Sonee named Russel and a Rosey named Cynthia.
>>82398725
hold on. CCS is now a female, but Chris-chan himself is still male and he fucked himself? So it's like Ranma?
>>82394018
>meanwhile
Whut? It was the same thing
>>82398838
Chris refers to himself as an "Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body" and a "Lesbian Identified Male" so he gets that while he feels his "true" self is a woman he still has a man's body.
So when he transforms into his "Soncihu" form in his fucked up cartoon world the transformation reflects his "true" self and is physically a female now (even though it wasn't previously).
He also didn't fuck himself he had his Sonichu form artificially inseminated using his sperm. He even wrote a rambling blog post about how his comic fursona had Magi-Chan psychically scan him and tell him how amazing his fully functional uterus was.
It's also worth noting that he has been freezing his own sperm in the real world so that when he finds his sweetheart he will still be able to have kids. If you're wondering why it's because he is currently attempting to have a sex change performed through every nutty quack method he can find online, including self hypnosis via youtube videos and rubbing menopause medication on his chest.
>>82398838
His human form is a female in the comics too.
Post the rest of the comic
>>82396451
Its his way of saying that they aren't actually police. Not real badge = no authority.
>>82394020
THINKIN ABOUT TOMORROW
Not OP here, but fuck it right, let's continue here.
But hey, who wants to see more sonichu, am I right? Let's just get on with the Adventures Of Chris-Chan
>>82397160
>>what the fuck does that have to do with graham crackers though?
>So as a way to get back at the police officer, he made him a retarded police officer in his comic book
you're thinking way too into it
>>82400257
DOOOO EEETTTT
>>82400257
>The jerkop is a nigger
very subtle Chris, very subtle
>>82400321
ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER
>>82400366
He already looks like he as a rack on that mid-right panel.
Oh, how prophetic...
>>82400366
What the fuck kind of catchphrases are those, chris? Jesus Christ, it's like spouting a bunch of random memes
>>82400408
I don't know if it's just me or not, but I feel like Chris put less effort into this one than the other episodes
>>82394361
Still working on it.
>>82400477
I'm not, I'm not even gonna say anything about this battle.
>>82400569
He's doing the curse, HE'S DOING IT
>>82395181
Oh man are you in for a ride.
>>82400618
For whatever reason, Chris made this panel flipped, so I had to flip it again to make it look okay
>>82400660
What the actual fuck? This page is just, Jesus Christ this page is, what the fuck man?
>>82400728
JUST
>>82396682
Back in high school I did a short comic series based on my friends and others, they kept saying I should put myself in there but I refused, it was about them not me.
>>82400728
AND HERE IT IS, THE DRAMATIC CONCLUSSION
STAY TUNED FOR WHAT'S UP NEXT: CHRIS' IMAGINARY SISTER JOINS THE FIGHT
>>82393931
>>82394062
>>82394082
>>82394223
>>82394516
>>82394534
>CWC gave himself heterochromia
How did I not see this until now?
>>82400869
He actually does have heterochromia though
>>82398725
>He dots his i's with hearts
>>82400889
He does??!
>>82400660
Looks like a mountain dew slip and slide.
>>82400931
It's not as visible as he makes it, but he does. I think he put some eye medicine in.
>>82400928
Everything Chris knows about the world he learned from shitty kids shows and movies.
To be girly to him is to dot your i's with hearts. So that's what he does.
>>82400928
He's really trying to push the girl thing
>>82400931
It's extremely mild and you wouldn't likely notice it unless you had it pointed out. It's just another dumb thing that he uses to claim status as a super special snowflake.
>>82400851
COME ON POST IT
>>82401075
I lied anon, we're actually gonna do what is probably the best episode of sonichu ever. I'm talking real drama, real action, real writing. Crippling themes, depressing feels, heartwarming moments, and let's not forget that it's the episode that truly diverges into Chris' sanity and mindset.
Ah yes, I'm talking about Time For A Ball
>>82401001
>>82401052
That's fucking hilarious because I've read CWC's shit before and only now did I realize he gave himself heterochromia.
>>82400851
9/11 never forget...
>>82401133
>me with strawberries
AHAHAHAHAHAH, truly comedy at its best
>>82399138
>It's also worth noting that he has been freezing his own sperm in the real world so that when he finds his sweetheart he will still be able to have kids.
You sure it isn't just in case he wants to have a quick drink? Because it wouldn't be out of the ordinary for him.
>>82400851
Why the emphasis in the S-Chu ball?
>>82401133
>magi-chan
to hell with these puns
>>82401312
Yknow what's really funny about this chapter? Chris constantly tries to push Megan liking him but if I remember correctly, Mimms said she would hide behind him to avoid being seen by Chris
>>82401412
I feel so bad for Megan. She's probably this perfectly nice and ordinary girl who somehow became the object of Chris's affection. I hope she's doing okay.
>>82401412
Reminder that he STILL resents Meg-chan for 'breaking up' with him over that one picture. That he spread all over the 'net.
>>82401412
Finally, the long awaited return of sonichu and plot development
>>82401344
>why the emphasis on the S-chu ball?
I don't even know why the hell the S-Chu ball was on that page
>>82401471
Appearently she doesn't care much anymore, some friends said she laughs about it these days
>>82401476
There's a page later in this chapter where he loses his shit over her "breaking up with him via e-mail"
>>82401549
In this page, Chris manages to not only make himself look autistic but also look as though he has down's syndrome
>>82401616
There's so much wrong with this page, I just can't even
>>82401616
>Goku-Get-Em attitude
>>82401666
Oh boy, here we go
>>82401734
The next 6 fucking pages are Chris' attempt at pitching a Family Guy sketch
You guys want me to post 'em or skip 'em?
>>82401805
post em
>>82401805
We NEED to see this.
So we can see the axles.
>>82401805
Did Chris get a basketball thrown at his head and convinced himself it was a cartoon character
>>82401734
>The crystal bonked cwc on his head
That explains a lot
>that locker slammed open in his imagination
wait, the previous scene never happened then?
Where can I find the porn shit he made, I'm
Curious
>>82401881
wew lad
>>82401880
>>82401887
It's explained later on, appearently Chris was daydreaming about Mighty leaning against a locker. At the same time the basketball hit him, Bionic came into his world through the locker. At the time, Chris thought it was just the stray basketball bouncing off his head.
It's very autistic, but I guess it makes sense???
>>82402001
Does he literally believe that he met one of the characters he created in real life?
>>82401947
N-nevermind.
Every time I read this shit, I find something new. It's incredible. It's fantastic. If it weren't so shit it'd be high art.
>>82402001
>scene omitted
I'm curious
>>82401947
Look up Sonichu Porn, you'll find a few of his pieces. They're all awful though
>>82402083
Probably, he takes this comic very seriously so it's hard to know what he considers fiction or not.
>>82402159
Those are some high quality feet, Chris
>>82402159
That's what I did, it was a fucking shitshow, but I found what I was looking for. Jesus Christ he has fallen from grace.
>>82402191
Last part of the sketch, thank god.
>>82402191
Who's better at drawing feet, Chris of Rob Liefeld?
>>82402111
When he's dead though he'll almost certainly be well regarded as an outsider artist.
>>82402238
I like how he just goes into a fucking expository on the medallion
>>82402255
Well, Chris at least draws them.
Better than we can say of ol' Rob.
>>82402255
Chris.
>>82402292
And so our heroes headed off into the past.
>>82402236
>>82402255
>>82402303
Kek
>>82402361
>GREEN LEGS
>>82402387
and so Time For A Ball ends. I'll get to the next episode in a few minutes, after all who isn't enjoying this?
As for now, enjoy this advertisement of which Chris forces the PS2 into instead of just showing the HEXBOX
>>82402482
Why does the Playstation Network card have a duck on it?
>>82402292
It's hilarious that the fake one looks much more like the real one.
>>82402482
>cwc and sonichu in Soul Calibur IV
the wonders never end
>>82402482
ALRIGHT, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROLL
It's time for Time Hogs
>>82394190
Punchy Sonichu: Asian, Downs syndrome, or Asian with Downs Syndrome?
>>82394177
Remember that time someone pointed out that he drew Raichu with a pointy tail and that meant that Rosechu was actually a male Raichu, and instead of just saying that he drew the comic before gender differences were a thing, he tried to crudely edit it and denied everything?
>>82402898
Shit gets real in this page, boys.
>>82402988
I genuinely don't know who the fuck's talking here
>>82402898
is that bender going to the past? is futurama part of the cwc-verse now?
>>82403039
i suppose the thought bubble is from magi-chan and the speech bubble is chris's
>>82402988
>managing the varsity team
HA
fun fact for anyone not familiar with Chris' Highschool days but Chris was actually the waterboy for his Highschool Basketball team
Did anyone ever find out what "Merried Seinor Comic" was supposed to mean?
>>82403108
I like how Chris tries to make himself look cooler and better looking than Joe
>>82403104
>is Futurama part of the CWC-verse now
I-i don't even know anymore
>>82397748
His dad was a piece of shit too. His brother and most of his family disowned his mother for marrying him
>>82403235
So appearently this is the actual backstory to Bionic's creation...weird.
>>82403245
Compared to Barb and Chris, Bob was a saint.
>>82395809
I'm not sure the best parents in the world could counter autism as potent as Chris'. I just don't see any way he could have turned out normal.
>>82403341
>I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like from a mirror.
>>82403387
Wowie
>>82403245
>>82403385
Bob was okay, I feel kinda bad for him. He was very open to the trolls and it genuinely seemed like he just wanted to get his son on the right track.
>>82403395
To be fair, he's actually pretty damn smart for his stage of autism. Doctors said that he wouldn't even be able to make it to Highschool, and he managed to graduate from college.
>>82403491
I don't think Chris is stupid necessarily, but he's ridiculously gullible and has a bizarre way of looking at the world
>>82403491
This is a weird page
>>82403535
>APOLOGIES TO MIKE JUDGE
>>82393921
Oh fuck yes... I love Sonichu
>>82403535
>that God had planned a twist of faith
WOW OKAY, THIS COMIC'S GETTING FUCKING REAL NOW
>>82403491
>Bob was okay, I feel kinda bad for him. He was very open to the trolls and it genuinely seemed like he just wanted to get his son on the right track.
He was also super racist, and raised Chris to be super racist, so he wasn't that great.
>>82402549
Sonichu has entered the realm of hyperreality.
>>82403593
Fucking shit, I had one job. One job.
>>82402159
I love how chris can't draw himself in his underwear so he "omits" the scene.
Later of course, he will demand all males wear sports bras so he doesn't have to (lust over) be digusted by pecs.
>>82403635
Meh
>>82403603
Is that where Chris got his racism from?
>>82403603
>He was also super racist, and raised Chris to be super racist
So basically /pol/ material?
>>82402083
At least he firmly believes that his characters and characters like Sonic live in some sort of parallel dimension that he has access to. Its actually more weird than it sounds like.
>>82403689
WOW GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR SOME SEX JOKES
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>82403764
Bottle of Pepsi?
>>82403709
Bob wasn't the aggressive /pol/ kind of racist, just an ignorant old guy really
>>82403804
Ah yes, Chris is God. Yep.
>>82403764
>see page 17
Why is it necessary to remind people of things that happened 5 pages ago?
>>82403804
>Magi-chan needs to use his psychic powers to figure out that Chris isn't with them
>>82403849
Aaaand then there's this.
>>82403849
>writes himself out of the comic
>makes every character mourn endlessly for him while he's gone
>>82403603
I hate how people act like Bob was just blameless to how his own son turned out. Barb is a fat piece of shit who was just apathetic about Chris, she probably just treated him with disinterest and let him do whatever he wanted - I mean fuck, they let him change his name because a robot bear mispronounced it- Sure they were both ill equipped to deal with a kid that has as many inherent issues as Chris but who isn't? They're both responsible
>>82403593
There's one point where God and Jesus appear to Chris in a holy vision to assure him that he's destined to fuck some girl.
In my opinion the height of the series is when Chris and friends attack "4cent garbage."
>>82403885
I wish I could show the sex scene but blue board
>>82403929
WEESLAW
>>82403918
Chris himself was also very responsible. He was shown how wrong his actions were multiple times and he continued to do them, using his autism as some kind of shield whenever someone called him out.
>>82403929
Why do they need to get a raincoat before they can have sex?
>>82402001
>>82402159
>>82402191
>>82402238
Peter uses a ghost bathroom and becomes a ghost buster?
>>82404028
His sleeves aren't even the same color as his jacket
>>82404069
Sonichu splooges so much that rosechu will need a raincoat to make sure she isn't drenched in cum
What's the best CWC Saga so far?
>>82404095
>Jason's woman slave
HA. That's honestly the best joke since the Stone Age one
>>82404110
CWC Saga or Sonichu Saga?
>>82403918
wasn't Bob the "internet lumberjack" guy?, he seemed at least interested in stopping chris-chan bullshit
>>82394361
working on mine too.
>>82404132
Yes, he was a racist old pig, but all he really wanted was to turn his son into a responsible clean-cut adult.
>>82403395
Maybe not completely. But if he had gotten the help he needed early on, he wouldn't be as messed up as he is now. And he won't get help because he's incapable of perceiving that he needs help.
I truly pity the poor SOB. I can't see a happy ending for him.
>>82404028
Well now that he's an adult the only one responsible for his actions is him. I think they helped instill in him that he can do no wrong and every mistake he makes is excusable because of "accursed autism" but that doesn't make him not accountable for his own actions.
>>82404173
It's really only a matter of time until his mother dies, and then his best case scenario is, what, being institutionalized?
>>82404132
The only reason he did that was because their house was threatened to be condemned when the conditions were seen online. He was trying to save his own skin as obvious by the fact he did nothing before that or after. Chris continued to make videos at a steady pace after that
>>82404202
Yeah. Pretty much that.
Or he'll do something that will get him thrown in jail.
>>82404202
I think he has two "successful" brothers, so I hope they don't just let him die on the streets.
>>82404130
CWC Saga, for Chris IRL.
>>82404130
>the autistic virgin
No shame, huh?
>>82404172
>>82404173
>>82404189
It's too late for him now boys.
>>82404202
His best option is just to get off his ass and grow up.
He's shown that he's able to actually be a normal person when he wants to, but he never wants to, he just wants to hide behind "muh autism" all the time and do whatever he pleases.
>>82404272
His brothers want nothing to do with him.
>>82404173
>draws porn of his only true friend and puts it on the Internet
>Claims to be part Cherokee
>"no blacks"
>narcissistic
>hates gays until "well I'm one of y'all now
>brings his own unhappiness upon himself and refuses to accept fault
>won't cop to any flaw
>refuses help
>insults "fans" fanart sent to him
> assaults people at game stop
>ebegs
How can you pity someone so deplorable?
>>82404272
He has one brother who has cut all ties with the family. Chris is perfectly able to work he simply won't risk losing his tugboat. His mom dying might actually help him move forward
>>82401947
>>82402085
I feel like there's a story to be told here.
>>82404289
Get ready guys, next page is some serious projecting.
>>82404278
Technical Saga: Megan saga, back when he was just some virgin sperg trying to get laid and drawing comics in his free time.
Non technical saga: Classic saga. Before the girls became an important thing, back when he was just content drawing sonic characters and occasionally questioning the virginity situation
>>82404363
This. I feel bad when people put him down just for Sonichu or his autism in general, but when people point out his genuine flaws, you gotta realize he's a serious cunt.
>>82404363
Don't forget hates men and compares being asked to leave a store to rape
>>82404289
>It's too late for him now boys.
Yes. You're right. And that saddens me.
>>His best option is just to get off his ass and grow up.
It's not as easy as that.
While it's true his behaviour is nothing to be admired or emulated, the guy is deranged. He's literally incapable of seeing that he needs help.
>>82404202
Its actually horrible to say, but everybody is basically waiting for Barb to croak it. This will be the ultimate crossroad in Chris life. As far as I see it there are three posibillities here:
1.) He finally mans up and tries to take control of his life (Unlikely, possibillity maybe 10% and I´m being very generous here)
2.) He falls into depression and turns into a shut in, doesn´t leave the house anymore and goes full crazy hermit mode (possibility about 50%)
3.) He completely looses all of his shits, goes on a nuclear tardrage rampage and does something crazy/horrible/hillarious that gets him arrested, institutionalized or killed (possibbly by a police SWAT team), possibility about 40%.
>>82404450
And this is it.
The end to the second episode in this chapter, issue, whatever you wanna call it.
There's only about 8 more pages so I'll get to those and then crash because it's almost 2 AM
>>82404465
If he's incapable then why does he make videos asking for donations and show shame when it's addressed he's never worked. He's even lied trying to cover it up, you don't have shame unless you have enough sense of self to be ashamed or at least fain it because you know it's perceived as bad. He even had a therapist to work with but he fucked that up by expressing that he had rape fantasies about her in the creepiest, most unnecessarily backwards way possible
>>82404544
ZAP TO THE CLASSICS WITH KCWC
>>82404570
Whoa he did what?
>>82404110
I've always been a fan of Liquid Chris.
>>82404624
>that second panel
AHAHAHAH
>>82404363
Because he's mentally ill. He didnt ask to turn out how he did. It wasn't his choice to have bad parenting.
Yes, he did do all that stuff. But he wouldn't have likely done it if he had been given the treatment he needed early on.
People trolling him then documenting his responses is what's deplorable. This isn't just laughing at the retarded kid in the helmet when he bonks into a wall. This is guiding the kid into the wall while recording it and then posting that recording
>>82404363
It's called being a compassionate human being.
Not that you have any concept of it
>>82404666
Just noticed my 3 sixes. Nice.
>>82404419
>he simply won't risk losing his tugboat.
Of course not. He knows no other way
>>82404570
Mfw I totally forgot about the Rocky Shoemaker incident
>>82404710
Holy hell, I genuinely don't give two shits about this page.
>>82404694
There's a difference between being compassionate and just being naive. He's brought it upon himself
>>82404752
If that was true you wouldnt have posted it then
>>82404752
>Lolisa bringing the heat
>>82404762
Only because he's deranged and wasn't raised to know better.
>>82404670
>>82404363
Keep in mind also he may be higher functioning than we think. When he was tested as a child the spectrum and what classified as autism was different. People have said he may want to be reevaluated and he straight up refuses because it could cost him his tugboat
>>82404782
Something something something
>>82404778
Clever anon, but to level with you I'm just rushing through this to get to bed.
The scenes without Sonichu or Chris are shit
>>82404823
>words
>woRDS
>WORDS
>>82404804
That is bullshit anon. He's like over 30. His parents are not responsible for his every action
>>82404624
Look up Rocky Shoemaker on the wiki
>>82404870
And thats its.
No word on Chris, no word on Sonichu, just blonde lady hedgepokemon.
>>82404752
>Jiggliami's fucking necklace
>>82404570
She actually didn't cut ties with him shockingly
>In a July 2009 IRC Chat Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to rape Rocky. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. The fact that she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her sanity.
>>82404876
They laid the groundwork that would guide his actions.
What's bullshit is the mentality of incessantly provoking someone they know is mentally imbalanced and documenting everything he does
>>82405383
He puts up the videos himself. No one makes him do it, he's addicted to the attention and he documents himself
>>82405383
>they laid the groundwork
This is the not coping to responsibility people like Chris feed on. It's people like you making excuses for him that keep him in suspended childhood. My brother is autistic, holds a job and lives on his own. Our parents were pieces of shit that continuously treated him like a little boy and it took me and my sister calling him out on shit and holding him responsible for his mistakes to get him out. If we kept saying everytime he fucked up it was mommy and daddy's fault he'd still be shitting himself and watching dumbo into his teens.
>>82405383
He could just, you know, stay off the internet and not have to deal with it. That's an option. But no he rather release a beast massage video of himself moaning publically and then cry when people actually watch it
>>82400821
WILD
>>82393921
The other day I went to check his wiki or something for the first time in years.
>>82405881
I did too. Why do I do this too myself
Next Story!
>>82407172
I wish I had enough ability to make a Sonichu game.
I actually felt myself become dumber with each page I read. I can't physically read this anymore, I'm done.
I'm only here because I'm waiting for someone to dump Fear and Loathing in CWCville.
This guy is like a monkey hand wish thing. Like wishing to be well known only to be infamous for being an inexcusable autist
>>82404870
>my furby, michelle, relieves some of my stress at home until the day i get lucky for myself
>axe body spray does arouse the women within close range
>>82394328
That was fast
>>82401616I had an overwhelming urge to do this I'm not sorry
>>82405475
>>82405599
>>82405599
His poor behaviour is in no way an excuse for the bad behaviour of others.He may choose to put these videos out, but you're the ones choosing to stalk his videos and documenting them.
But people like you clearly enjoy picking on the disadvantaged. so it's understandable that you and the concept of empathy have never been of familiar terms
>>82395883
Uncensored plox?
>>82393967
yeah i don't know what happens here.
>>82395099
Now that i gotta see
>>82407650
Ask, and thou shalt receive
>>82410760
This is a story following Chris Chan using his totally-straight blood and curing the homos of the world of their gayness.
One can only wonder how things would work if it used modern-Chris
>>82409385
>disadvantaged
you fell for the meme
he is an insult to actually disadvantaged people everywhere
>>82410781
Translating the nanny:
>After the mayor cured my homosexuality, I realize that I am going to do my duty as a woman and have kids.
>I am going to find a nice man and marry him. I feel that the Lord tells me to do it.
Because the highest duty any woman has in CWCville is fucking her husband.
>>82410855
And now...shit gets weird.
>>82410864
We were in the middle of Virginia, somewhere around Ruckersville, when the drugs began to take hold.
>>82410883
>>82410898
>>82410855
Wait a fucking, Sonichu and Rosechu had kids? For fucks sake
>>82410903
>>82410905
They've had kids for a loooong time, anon.
>>82410929
>yfw your dick is a snake
Fuckin drugs mayne
>>82410929
This is a weird comic. Like I thought he was just gonna do something like "guy does drugs, family leaves him, remember kids drugs are bad"
>>82410940
There is nothing right with this
There is absolutely nothing right with this
>>82410954
HOLY SHIT
>>82410954
That's right, he FUCKING CUT HIS DICK OFF AND IS SMASHING IT WITH A HAMMER! AND HE STILL IS WALKING!
>>82410948
The tacky route would be funny.
>>82410981
>>82400728
damn son
>>82410988
And then.....
THERE CAME A GOREGASM
>>82411003
FATALITY
>>82411013
>>82411017
>>82411031
And then shit gets...
>>82411045
GROOVY
>>82411106
.......Ain't no words for dis
>>82409178
Good on you anon
>>82411003
Woah
>>82411013
woAH
>>82411017
WOAH
>>82411127
>It's a Sonichu kills his family episode
>>82411139
what the FUCK
>>82411045
>feels good man
GOD DAMN IT CHRIS
This is all kind of ironic as Chris later becomes gay himself
>>82411157
This is what happens when a gore fetishis writes stuff about a "kid-friendly" cartoon.
This and an attempt to make an animated series of "A Serbian Film"
>>82411160
Actually...the author isn't Chris. He learned the art style really quickly tho
>>82411192
Maybe he was just in denial
>Vibrating at near molecular instability
Like my sides
>>82411206
FATALITY!
AGAIN!
>>82411206
ha ha wow
>>82411216
You fucking moron...
>>82411230
>>82411243
>>82411254
please no
Truly, Chris-chan is the William S. Burroughs of autistic web comics.
>>82409178
>Dr. Pavel, I'm CWC.
>>82411254
>>82411277
Your dubs doom him.
>>82411295
wait didn't she just die
>>82411295
I always found it funny how Sonichu powered the knife with his mouth
>>82411304
Sonichu has two daughters.
No, there's no way of telling which is which.
>>82395883
>>82394361
I'M WORKIN ON IT
>>82411322
I INVITE EVERYONE TO PLEASE VACATE THEIR ORIFICES
>>82411337
>It's a Sonichu discovering cannibalism episode
>>82411363
>>82411374
HARA KIRI
>>82411388
>>82411388
And THIS...
This is the giveaway.
Look at how FAT Chris looks.
>>82411421
>>82411434
>>82404069
raincoat is Chris' weird euphemism for condom
>>82407179
this is drawn too well for what it is
>>82411474
>>82407179
Would it be presumptuous to ask for a storytime of this...once I'm done?
>>82411538
It's going to be alright!
Even though your skull's split open and your eyes are cut and one's popping out, it'll be okay!
>>82404544
>Megan, dumping me?
Does he seriously believe they were dating?
>>82411561
>>82411563
You underestimate the power of his delusions.
>>82411587
IT IS DONE
SONICHU CAN NO LONGER BREED
>>82411602
>There's a warning against hurting Chris Chan
I find this adorable and hilarious
>>82411628
PUNISHED SONICHU
>>82411639
>>82411651
>>82411658
That was rather quick for getting those drug-induced memories back
>>82411683
>Mister Sonichu, what happened?
>Oh my God! The children are dead and you murdered the mayor?
>>82411710
PLOT TWI~ST!
>>82411723
Okay, now I'm done.
You may now eat again without fear of losing it seconds later.
82394311
>"It sure is!"
>"Isn't the night sky so romantic?"
Fuck...
>>82411744
Well that was...something.
What's up next on CWC story time?
>>82410840
>Because the highest duty any woman has in CWCville is fucking her husband.
but that's true.
good to know that chris-chan isn't a total moron!
>>82411817
THE ONE AND ONLY /spoiler/GIANT PENIS COMIC[/spoiler]
>>82412045
I feel life Chris plopped his dick onto the page and just outlined it
>>82412089
Was he using a sketch pad the size of a Post-It note?
>>82412045
What kind of madman thinks this is an appropriate amount of air fresheners?
>>82412165
Proof that you don't have to get anywhere near an actual human form to land deep in the uncanny valley.
>>82412175
COME ON NEXT PAGE
>>82412239
See:
>>82412045
The next two pages involve yiffing which I'm unwilling to post as this is a blue board but feast your eyes on this scintillating post-coital discussion.
>>82411192
>gay
Chris is an intersex lesbian soul, he still loves the ladies and has only begrudgingly acknowledged gay men as having a right to exist
>>82412322
Welp since we can't see hot furry sex, who wants to see Sonichu fight "4cent", because God damn it's, this issue is glorious
>>82412494
Wasn't 4cent garbage Chris' way of saying 4chan garbage?
>>82412494
Why the hell not?
>>82412541
Yep. Chris posted Sonichu here, we shitted on it, and then Chris resented us for the rest of his life.
>>82412623
I have a hard time believing that, 4chan is one of the most tolerant places on the Internet where nothing but positive criticism is offered. Some trolls must have snuck in.
>>82412494
Alright guys here we go.
Btw this chapter has a rating system, and because blue board we're gonna have to go with PG-14, so be prepared for retarded censors
It's been so long since I've read all this that I've become unconditioned. Dear God.
>>82412680
Jesus Christ, chris
>>82412740
And here we go, an in-depth look at how their sexual organs work, thanks Dr. Chandler
>>82412771
Gravitational penis
>>82412810
>it would be good if the same could be honestly said about the human race
WOAH CHRIS
>>82412322
Holy shit, that dialogue is lifted from one of the movies in Home Movies.
>>82412846
See kids, even Sonichu uses a condom
>>82412771
>>82412810
>>82412846
>>82412880
>>82412880
words words words
can i get a tldr?
>>82412880
And here we see the first instance of the censors I mentioned before
>>82412905
Chris cannot into anatomy
>>82412905
In reality the sperm would likely succumb to heat death if I remember correctly.
>>82404870
...he fucked a Furby?
>>82412914
Aaaand, my favorite part
>>82412905
Rosechu's vagina has flaps covering it, that open at certain times.
Sonichu's penis slides in and out of his body depending on how he's positioned.
The two of them have sex with condoms to avoid STDs and pregnancies.
>>82412954
>go Sonichu, cum to the extreme
>I will, thank you father.
>>82407172
What is it with mashing up completely different franchises in fanfiction??
Beerus and fucking Steven Universe?
>>82412981
i seriously don't understand why Chris didn't just start the chapter here
>>82412981
This is ruining my appetite worse than the gore comic.
>>82413006
>4cent
>4cent
>4cent
Why is he so afraid of saying 4Chan?
>>82413051
Because he thought saying the name would summon more trolls.
>>82413051
Sonichu almost vomits upon seeing rosechu with a dick.
>>82412914
>>82412954
>>82412981
>>82413086
So, this implies Chris is disgusted by dicks.
Did he despise his own?
>>82413086
I like how Sonichu has to openly acknowledge that Rosechu was featured in some playboy-ripoff magazine
>>82413112
This chapter was actually really weird because the cover starts it off with this spring break theme and then it's actually about...proving Rosechu isn't a dude?
>>82413134
And Chris signs every single one of the fucking pictures. Beautiful.
>>82413166
4 more
>>82413166
So, did he post these on 4chan itself? I came in late to all this Chris-Chan stuff.
>>82413174
>10 or so more
Kek. Bravo guys
>>82413186
Nah, but he did make the comic in response to all the "fan art" that was coming in of Rosechu
>>82413226
Wew here we go, time for Chris to antagonize the whole site and make himself look like an angel
>>82413226
Its important to the narrative that we know it's a 2GB card.
>>82413255
>Clarksville, Tennessee
ah yes, of course because that has so much in relation towards the story
>>82413305
I don't know if that's supposed to be a blood splatter on the window or what, but it's there.
>>82413104
No. But he certainly has a deformed one.it's bent at an angle. It's gross.
>All this thread
Oh this can't the right, this guy is serious?
>>82413327
Why the fuck did Chris introduce these two characters and their own plot for one panel instead of just letting sonichu know his last name?
>>82413373
What?
Out of fucking nowhere, we just get hit with Wild's father's backstory.
This is so weird, it's like one of those jokes where two characters are talking and one just fades out and starts talking about some horrific event in his past while sad music plays.
You know how some artists took kids drawings and recreated them? Has anyone done that with Chris's art?
>>82413421
>I learned how to turn invisible from a porygon
I don't even-what?
>>82413440
One guy did, he stopped after the first episode though
>>82413440
Do these count?
>>82413503
Chris used to be funny. Now he's just kind of sad and pathetic. He's a broken shell of the autistic retard manchild he used to be.
>>82413492
Oh haha, it's red like hell, HAHAHAHA
>>82411156
The best part is that even if he wasn't on drugs, if he honestly believed his kid was a homosexual, he would probably do something like this.Did I say best I meant worst holy shit Chris this isn't funny anymore
>>82411206
>Vibrating at near molecular instability
So could the Flash do that?
>>82413537
>yeah if you live in a volcano
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING LAUGH GUYS, LAUGH, HAHAHAHAH, SONICHU MADE A JOKE
>>82413563
Ah yes, the devil with jean shorts.
Very subtle, Chris.
>>82413581
And all color just disappears from the background in the second panel
>>82394020
BELIEEEEEVING
>>82413614
Blah blah blah, next page
>>82395413
>It's called Legend of Zelda not fucking Legend of Link
>>82413641
Alright the next page is when shit gets serious, buckle up guys.
>>82413658
Lo and behold, Chris' interpretation of 2009 /b/
>>82413671
At least he acknowledged the straw thing
>>82413683
I wonder what was on the 21st floor
>>82413743
Yeah, give it to her good pal!
>>82413671
>20+ floor corporate building
>Boss is possibly the devil, has dark powers at the very least
>Sit around at computers sometimes alone sometimes next to other workers and shitpost
Would you take that job, /co/?
>>82413774
Aaaand the Bob is racist jokes suddenly become real
>>82413774
>He can't even hide that he enjoy most of it
>>82413803
And they just start making out for no reason. Beautiful.
>>82413789
I thought we already had?
>>82413838
*huff* *puff*
H-HEXBOX
>>82413847
Well yeah more or less but you'd get paid for it.
So like shilling, but instead of trying to market an idea or product you just make a general attempt to make things shitty.
>>82413866
Next page
>>82413903
Why the hell would a crystal be in the 4-Cent-Garbage building?
That makes no sense
>>82413671
I see nothing wrong with this :^)
>>82413789
>Shitposting for a job
That depends, do I have to do it in a way that won't get me banned or do I have protection from getting banned?
Because then I could just spam HE threads or banepost constantly and that'd be just fine.
>>82413930
>everything I do with this woman is legal within these 50 states
Alright I chuckled
>>82413086
>they look so life-like
>>82413774
Was this before 4chan banned furries or something? Or did he just make that up?
>>82413937
In this universe you are being payed BY the website to spam.
4cent Garbage has 70 floors of employees who constantly post porn and spam. I'm pretty sure there are no mods or janitors, just professional spammer.
I wonder if this is at all close to what Chris actually thinks of 4chan. I'm sure he doesn't really believe there are employees working together in a single building to spam, but does he know anything about actual mods? Does he know that there is a limit and that you can be banned?
We all know so much about Chris but really what does he know about the site that made him what he is today?
>>82413134
Yeah, that'll show em
>>82413957
Zap
>>82413991
The furry rule is one of those rules that's there but never actually enforced
>>82414011
'MURRICA
>>82403709
Bob was a grown man before the Civil Rights movement was even a thing so while he was an old man racist I can understand why
>>82413995
Sounds like a fucking paradise.
I could fill porn threads with Bane, fill any board with HE (and other starting words from lines of the DK rap), I could constantly bait on /a/ saying shit like One Piece > JoJo and the best part?
I'm not
>doing it for free
Sign me up.
>>82414029
IT'S TIME FOR AN E P I C. F I G H T. S C E N E.
>>82414060
>My pitiful life
Subtle
>>82414060
DUDUDUDUDUUD
>>82412089
That's exactly what he did, anon.
>>82414092
DIDIDIIDIDIDIIDI
>>82411330
>>82410266
Yaay, people like my character. I'll always remember that I unleashed her unto the world in a Chris chan thread.
>>82395413
chris chan casual detected. that's what makes it so funny anon. among many, many other things.
>>82414092
Ah yes, just we wanted non physical fight scenes, right guys?
>>82414136
>words
>woRDS
>WORDS
WHERE'S THE FIGHTING
>>82413991
wut
4chinna never allowed furries.
We only recently got /trash/. Before that we got the animal crossing/mlp/pokemon/etc threads if that counts.
>>82414171
>that upskirt shot
Subtle
>>82403689
He also get it from never interacting with anyone
He pretty much gets his "knowledge" from South Park and Family guy and the boondocks I think
Uncle ruckus is probably his favorite character for all the wrong reason
>>82414194
And now back to Wild
>>82414058
>Getting paid by the (You)
>>82414197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3FlT1keb-A
More so than you'd think
>>82393921
>Christian W. Chandler
*Christine W. Chandler
>>82414215
Oh boy
>>82414241
I got a lot of (You)'s yesterday when I said One Piece > JoJo in a JoJo thread I tried to bait. How much money do I get from each (You).
>>82414262
OH SHIT IT'S TIME TO GET GORY
>>82414262
Here we go
>>82414286
>Dark forces keep him alive
>Dark forces keep him alive
>Dark forces keep him alive
>Dark forces keep him alive
>>82414286
Ooh
>>82414281
Gore would be something, but instead we're gonna get more stars and oranges
>>82414316
Next page
>>82414299
SHHHH
DON'T SPOIL THIS ANON
>>82396682
>tfw working on my own autism comic
>tfw the primary delay is trying to create other characters so that i can hide my self-insert by giving other characters more prominent roles
>because autism, can't really imagine other people very well at all. stall.
>tfw not working on my autism comic, just maladaptive daydreaming combined with further daydreaming about making a comic.
>>82414353
>C-cup
Ha.
>>82414260
What the fuck are those glasses.
>>82410940
>>82410954
>>82410981
>>82410988
>>82411003
>>82411013
>>82411017
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH THAT AUTISTIC FAT BASTARD'S HEAD WHEN HE DID THIS?
>>82414375
Those are some nasty titties, Famicom
>>82414388
That was a fan-made comic
Chris is autistic but not that autistic
>>82414353
poor sonichu
>>82411243
>>82411254
Dear god this fluffy pony levels of brutal abuse.
>>82414417
The return of the orange
>>82414462
I can't tell if this is satire or not
>>82414462
So was the sex scene in the beginning foreshadowing?
>>82414484
The best sort of satire is the unintentional sort.
>this whole thread.
>>82414462
>I am woman hear me roar
>>82414484
Chris takes this comic very seriously, anon
>>82414503
The sex scene at the beginning takes place after all this, I don't know why Chris didn't just put it at the end instead
>>82414388
Chris-Chan for sure didn't make that.
>>82414537
If you look close enough you can see her nipples
This wholes set of comics are retarded and queer.
>>82414583
Boy, this sure is...something.
>>82411744
why does Xanabit look like Joel from Vinesauce before he cut his hair?
>>82414583
Who draws nipples better?
Chris Chan or Super Saiyan Crash?
>>82414384
They're plastic glasses from an Equestria Girls toy set.
>>82414583
those are some hairy nipples
>>82414596
It is an HONEST and EXTREMELY HETEROSEXUAL comic series, anon, and we'd all appreciate it if you showed it respect as such.
>>82414603
>DARK FORCES KEEP HIM ALIVE
>>82414663
Sonichu is a cuck
>>82414698
YOU'VE GOT 10 SECONDS, WILD.
GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE BEFORE THAT PLACE EXPLODES
>>82414663
....she had sex with him?
>>82414663
Why did she strip naked then make him eat her out, i don't even know what is happening. or is she meant to be tearing his head in half, how is her body knees > head > butt
>>82414741
4...3...2...1
>>82414783
Just in time
>>82414748
>>82414780
It's a really weird comic
How long until CWC goes full gay because he'd rather have a true and honest boyfriend than never have a girlfriend?
>>82414780
>i don't even know what is happening
I don't think Chris knew what was happening when he drew it.
>>82414826
But why?
>>82414826
>pray for someone's downfall
That's not very Christian of you
>>82414826
And epilogue
>>82414939
>WORDS
>>82414966
WORDS WORDS WORDS
>>82414985
WOOORDS
>>82414985
>It's her
Oh god, how long until we get to the part where we get to the torture scene.
>>82415030
>half of Rosechu is 3'10
That would make her 7'6...right
>>82415064
Oh man we hit the bump limit
4 more pages left though, c'mon lets do this
>>82415095
WORDS
WORDS
WORDS
>>82415111
Despite it saying "END" there's actually one more page
>>82415130
To Be Continued...
>>82415095
>those dumb laws, not letting us photograph a fourteen-year-old naked
Damn you Americaaaaa!!
>>82415130
I thought she was doing the power stance for a second there.
>>82415166
>>82415423
What emotion this anime trying to convey?
>>82413995
>In this universe you are being payed BY the website to spam
So 4cent garbage is like russia today?
>>82415487
frog
>>82394223
I finally see the "Mary Lee Walsh" version and not the "Slaweel the Witch" one.
>>82415166
who's that literal bitch and why is a genderbent chris-chan inside that mickey mouse box?
>>82394395
I just noticed that the fries and soda are actually miniature versions of Frylock and Master Shake. I'm amazed.
>>82416355
The bitch is his ded dog who's magically resurrected in CWCville. There's a whole ep involving this.
The genderbent Chris is his totally-real twin sister who can become a Rosechu with her own medallion. And she's stuck in some vortex.
>Sonichu: The Animated Series will NEVER continue