Post a more holy fuck moment in /co/ history

>>82383828
Holy fuck! He split the sea! Totally didn't see that one coming!

The Jews as a people were never Egyptian slaves. They never wandered the desert for forty years. The Bible is a lie.

>>82383895
No shit. Did you even read the New Testament?

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>>82383828

>>82383895
And the Nile never turned into blood. What's your point?

>>82383828

that was some fart.

>>82383895
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>>82384297
All wrong

>>82383895
You mean there isn't a giant faggot in the sky who created the world in six days? Color me shocked.

>>82384884
Ok
still a good movie

>>82383860

i was a 9 year old from an athiest family u fuck

>>82383895
That's actually demonstrably wrong. The first recorded use of the word "Herbrew" (then Heburu) was in reference to a slave class of people in Egypt.

>>82385364
Yeah, there were hebrew slaves in egypt, the point of contention was to if they really were slaves on building the pyramids and their numbers

>>82383895
Actually, all of the Egyptian 'plagues' can be explained by a volcanic eruption in the Mediterranean. It's really interesting actually.

The red sea thing is a natural phenomenon that happens at a certain section of it's northern point - right where the Arabian peninsula touches Africa, IE Egypt. High winds create a narrow land-bridge... but it happens all the time.