Have you guys cooked Thor's Asgardian vegetable soup yet?

How about Dr. Doom's bean chowder?

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>>82364772

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>>82364798
Or how about being a super lazyfag like Dr. Strange?

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Why does DC have so much better recipes. It's such a weird and arbitrary thing to be better at.

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>>82367637
>>82367989
>>82368007
Can't see shit captain.

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>>82368058

>>82367606
We at Marvel shall generously allow you this small victory. You may continue groveling at our mighty feet, DC.

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>>82368068
>>82368078
I must have accidentally saved the thumbnails on my phone. Whoops.

This one is actually the last one I got.

>>82367606
Martian Manhunter jobs to chili.

>>82368204
Honestly not the worst he's ever jobbed

>>82364723
>Asgardian
>contains no meat
wait a sec loki r u tryin to trick me agen

>>82368275
Beef is apparently a vegetable in Asgard because it gives them no struggle to kill it.

>>82364723
>vegetable soup
first ingredient is beef.
I love it.

Anyone have that Galactus one that's basically "Take a bunch of shit from your pantry and wrap is up in a big pancake."

>>82364723
Those are Midgard vegetables.

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>>82364723
>Vegetable soup
>ingredient list includes vegetable soup

>>82368068
That's because they're all from "Cooking with Pym Particles".

>>82367606
nothing in this sounds that hot

>>82364854
>Dr. Strange eats raw onions

>>82368579
Magical powers come with a price.

>>82364854
What the fuck Strange, you eat Lemons?

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>>82368275
lern2read

it's literally the first ingredient.

It's VEGETABLE soup, not VEGETARIAN soup.

Faggot.

>>82364854
What the fuck is under the eggs? Worms?

>>82368625
>>82368579
It's part of his "weird New Age Guru" shtick that he puts on for the masses so that they don't try to burn him at the stake for his witchcraft.

>>82364798
>no more soup

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>>82368657
Problem?

>>82368657
Shrimp maybe?

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>>82367619
>makes approximately two dozen cookies, or one serving

Perfect.

>>82368579
>you don't

>>82368769
>Just eat raw shrimp

>>82368828
makes more sense than worms

>>82367606
>Martian Manhunter uses mind reader l reading powers on chili
>AAAAAAUUGHHHH

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>>82368657
>>82368769
>>82368828
>>82368846

I think someone tried to draw croissants and failed.

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>>82367989
>>82368007

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>>82368625

>>82368132
>contains fruit juice
>no sugar

dammit Diana, be written better.

>>82368625

But lemons are the best citrus.

>>82368657
There's also a rock there.

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>>82369256
>implying

>>82369318
Dormammu eats a dozen rocks a day, pussy.

>>82368828
You know you can eat shrimp raw right?
Hell, cooking shrimp can often times make it more rubber than food.

>>82370024
Ceviche! Although it's technically not because the acid from the citrus "cooks" it.

>>82370024
You can eat anything raw if you aren't a pussy.

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>Same as stan Lee.

But this recipe dosen't contain any thing about human souls in it silly iron man.

also Beef Liver is nasty as fuck.

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>>82368396
Yo, got ya senpai

>>82370540
>cape-able cook

>>82368748
>Without Cooking It

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might as well post the whole thing. ITS COOKING TIME FAGETS

>>82370795
>how to make corned beef hash
>open a can of corn and corned beef hash

Thanks marvel

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>>82370920

>>82370760
Mar-Vell's safety tips really should have included "Don't Get Cancer"

>>82370731
Can't be Iron Man's recipe. There's no Scotch.

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>>82370937
>how to make corned beef hash
>open a can of corn and corned beef hash
>put some corn and ketchup in it
fixed

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>>82370988
>>82370760
page 6

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>>82371014

>>82370795
Those are literally just crepes Galactus.
Go back to eating planets, you're a terrible cook.

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>>82370795
Page 9

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>>82371077

>>82370540
why did I hear this in the Super Friends voices

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>>82371141
>Hulk is literally eating a dick

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>>82368911

>>82370795
>corned beef hash
>adds actual corn
Hawkeye, what are you doing?

>>82370920
> back when Sal Buscema drew Hulk as a giant Chinese retard

> Imagine Image doing this stuff today
> Bomb Queen's Fetus Soup

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>>82371186
Because Liam wishes he was batman so he could have a little boy follow him around.

also the dark souls and Punisher LP's have been really good too.

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>>82371196
>Captain America
>French Bread
>Swiss Cheese
What, did they think the A on his chef's hat stood for France?

>>82371284
> Anissa's Was It Grape punch

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>>82371346

too broke and not stoned for this thread

>>82371346
> Panther
> white bread

>>82371386
He spent a lot of time in europe of course he learned to cook with thise ingredients

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>>82371473

>>82371473
> Wakandan sushi

Namor was right

>>82369371
Lime makes me really nauseous but I absolutely love a lemon-infused drink. Weird how it could be such a huge difference.

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>>82371346
You have Black Panther, who is royalty to an advanced African nation. Who you could use for any sort of African cuisine. But the best you could do is "make some sandwiches with the crusts cut off and open a bag of chips"

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>>82371521

>>82367606
LOL do you guys see bat man?

EPIC!

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>>82371534
>Big
>Black
>MeatLoaf

>>82371449
Asgardian Vegetable Soup
>add beef to canned vegetable soup

Splendid Split Pea Soup
>add lima beans to canned split pea soup

Meatball Soup
>canned tomato soup and canned meatballs

Was this book funded by the canning industry?

>>82370988
So why is Thor trying to clobber Ant Man?

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>>82371580

Someone needs to post some Cooking with DOOM to make up for this.

>>82371609
He looks really scared, too. Probably freaking out about the huge bug.

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>>82371761
Beast's fucking face in this page. christ

>>82371670
>BY ODIN' S BEARD! TIS ONE OF THE MAN-BUGS OF SVARTALHEIM! TWAS ONE OF THE GREATEST THREATS THE THUNDERER HATH EVER FACED, AND NOW THEY RETURN! HOW CAN I HOPE TO DEFEAT THEM YET AGAIN?

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>>82371861

>>82370082
We literally buy fresh shrimp in my country and eat it on a piece of toast or a nice sourdough with a little bit of mayo and a squeeze or lemon.

Imagine a bucket of raw shrimp, with 4 people sitting around grabbing, peeling and cleaning and placing em all out on a piece of bread.

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>>82371942

>>82371320
>Hulkburger
>Not just 1 pound of beef made into a single burger

How are tiny ass 1/8th pound burgers supposed to sate the Hulk? Even if you do Big Mac them?

>>82371609
Because, judging from his pose, Ant Man has turned to national socialism.

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>>82371965

>>82368828
If that shrimp was raw it would be grey, not pink.

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>>82372049

>>82370988
Who's the guy with the sword, and why is he chopping the introduction in half?

Or is he also attacking Ant-Man?

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>>82372086

>>82368058
Based Ollie

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>>82372109

>>82367606
http://www.strawpoll.me/10097451

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>>82372179

>>82368673
makes sense

>>82372128
APPLE?

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>>82372435

>>82372128
Is Hulk looking at Black Widows vagina.

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>>82372456
index

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>>82372479
And thats it True Believers. now dont forget kids to have your parents help you in the kitchen when making all these tasty treats.

Now lets get to stealing and consuming all those souls, Especially Jack Kirby's.............I mean cooking.

EXCELSIOR!

>>82367606
I actually (Well, my mother and grandmother) actually made this by the recipe. It's actually pretty solid but don't be fooled - it isn't as spicy as Aquaman implies

>>82372087
>Who's the guy with the sword, and why is he chopping the introduction in half?

Black Knight. And because his sword is evil.

>>82371497
> Franks and Ravioli
Dammit Frank.

>>82368078
>ywn read a story of Clark and the JLA going through a gauntlet of obstacles to get Ma Kent's secret recipe of whole wheat pancakes.
>They go through the gauntlet and come out all the poorer for it with no pancakes, tired and hungry when they arrive back at the Kents's place, where Ma makes them all a helping of breakfast. Teaches not to mess with the Kent matriarch.
>Aquaman loves Ma Kent's oatmeal. Wants the recipe.
>Whole table groans as Clark and Arthur draw out another quest to challenge Ma for the oatmeal recipe.

>>82371761
Do you add alcohol in beef liver?

>>82372139
5 for dc 1 for marvel
if this trend continues it will be a fucking landslide

>>82371913
Who the fuck is the entirely blue dude next to Hawkeye?

>>82373070
Black Panther. Look at his little ears.

>>82371612
> Thor's galumpkis
ok

>>82372259
I love that the way to decorate the blind guy's cake is to just shove some shit on it randomly.

>>82367606
I'm sorry Anon did you not see >>82364854

>>82372343
> Captain Americow

>>82373109
Yeah, he looks sort of like an unfinished Panther. He's got the gauntlets, but he's been depicted like >>82371473

>>82372343
G-gee Thing, a-anything?

>>82373464
>Oh, Richards-Senpai!

>>82370795

>Swiss cheese and jelly

what the fuck

>>82376384
70s era cooking man, I can't explain that shit either.

>>82376036

>>82367637
When I was a kid I got superman icecream from Laura Secord and then puked up a rainbow in my dad's car. Good times!

>>82371715
Does Daredevil have someone to prepare the food for him or does he know what to grab with his radar sense and hightened senses? Or does he just have things labeled in braille?

>>82372936
It's pretty good with a little red wine

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>>82364723
>Asgardian
>Canned shit

FFFFUCK OUTTA HERE

>>82368132
>fruit concentrate and carbonated water
That's barely counts as a recipe Diana you dumb bitch

>>82371510
That's so strange, I literally can't taste a difference between lemon and lime

>>82380306
he probably remembers where they are placed. unless froggie mixes everything up ( or if the local store renovates )

>>82371612
Thor is ripping off romanian food! fucker

>>82371440
>ever eating none white bread
Wakandans have moved past such savegry

>>82364854
I make that all the time

>>82368112
I chuckled

>>82368400
Well yeah have you ever tasted asgardian vegetables there fucking horrible.
Now there fruit on the other hand

>>82368478
I would read it

>>82368673
I would totally read a witch hunt what if.
The concept would work slightly better as an elseworlds though

>>82364723
>recipe for soup
>recipe states to take a can of premade soup and add meat and canned vegetables to it
what the flying fuck

>>82369318
I had something to say to that but then I remembered no cooking

>>82370760
I like this proper cooking safety tips

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>>82367606
>even here Batgod has his plot armor

>>82371043
So what's the translation on that

>>82381938
He still has a spoonful and has his back to everyone else. He's pretending to eat it, because he knows it's to hot for him.

>>82364723
no but grandma used to make something different with the same ingredients
you basically make soup with potatos, tomatos, carrots, onions etc but also add small balls of the ground meat
it's delicious

>>82371534
Oh god that pun

>>82371965
Ah now we get to the good stuff

>>82382128
Welp I stand corected
>>82371997
Now we are at the good stuff

>>82371534
>2 half hours

>>82372128
Apple

>>82372179
>>82372210
Sudden heap of annotations

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>>82364798
A yearly family favorite is a huge thing of lima beans sauteed with a ham bone to give it added flavor. It's usually served by itself, but it tastes godly over rice

>>82371449
Oh man these recipes are not good.

>>82371612
>Ben could be saying they're terrific or horrific

>>82364723
>How to make Vegetable Soup
>Buy a can of Vegetable Soup
>Put this shit in it
Holy shit this is fucking lame.

>>82372179
>>82372210
>Annotations
What is the book trying to tell me? What happened? Did an anon actually try to cook this and fucked his stomach up?

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>>82372372

>>82367637
>>82367989
>>82368007
Nice pictures for The Atom.

>>82370795
>Spidey's Chocolate Web Pancakes
>Make pancakes
>Put chocolate on them
>CONGLATURATION YOU KING OF CHEF NOW

>Snyder ruined DC live action movies
>This cookbook exists for Marvel

Fair trade. I'm gonna make Larfleeze Cookies soon, have fun with your 'instant eatery', Marveldrones.

When was the Marvel cookbook published?
Because this reads like the 50's-60s methods of cooking and you gotta remember that food culture was fucked up in the US due to a combination of the space race, the cold war, and the first commercially available microwave ovens all happening in the same period.

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>>82368625
You don't?

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>>82387516
>mfw putting canned pineapple rings on meat made it a fancy meal

>>82387401
I am a Marvel fan, but I would totally eat Larfleeze Cookies. Just because I despise the DCEU, doesn't mean I hate DC as a whole. On the contrary, there's really a lot to love about it that I'd love to see Hollywood do right.

>>82387516
it was published in the 70s

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>>82371402

>>82387922
>those cucumber slices

Why. Is there some 90% mayonnaise dip in the middle of the gelatin monstrosity as well?

>>82387726
I was totally joking, but honestly, I agree. But even if Hollywood isn't doing DC right, the DC animated flicks are usually pretty okay and close to the source material.

However, really, I just want a good Green Lantern movie, but that's not going to happen anytime soon.

Of course, I also want a good marvel cookbook, but that happening is also equally unlikely. Well, that's why I cook. Someday I'm gonna get really drunk and start experimenting.

>>82388296
Make your own Marvel Cookbook. Be the one to finally give us a Fantastic Four Course Meal.

>>82388446
The Thing would be a blueberry crumble, right?

>>82388545
So long as it's kosher.

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Marvel recipes suck. DC is superior.

>>82388446

>Molecular Gastronomy with Doctor Strange

>Homemade Pasta and Mozzarella with Reed Richards

>Dr. Doom's decadent, medieval food hall inspired feast with touches from Romanian cuisine

>Meadmaking with Thor

Fuck, this could be fun.

>>82388754
>Ethiopian food with Black Panther
>Sushi with Big Hero 6
>Ghost Rider BBQ

>>82388754
The Iron Man
Take a tin can and fill it to the brim with scotch.

>>82389100
>The Iron man Deluxe Cocktail
>Take highball glass
>Put in ice cubes
>Take out ice cubes
>Fill to brim with nearest liquor
>Drink
>Repeat until there is no liquor in your immediate vicinity
>Slip on ice cubes
>Stare at wall
>Wonder what happened in your life to make Spiderman the more successful businessman
>Fucking Spiderman

>>82389100
Or have the cook/housekeeper prepare something.

>>82389073
>Uncle Ben's Rice-A-Roni
>Aunt May's breakfast for growing boys
>Spider-Man's Spectacularly Seasoned Seabass with the directions just saying "swing around Aunt May's on Saturdays"

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>>82368951
>filename

>>82380687
Don't you know anon Asgard is a place of science

>>82381968
Shit your right

>>82387516
That would explain it I guess

>>82388668
See
>>82372139

>>82364798
>So called 'heroes' picking on Doom when he's just sitting there
>Doom just wants to eat his soup

Doom did nothing wrong.