IT HURTS ITS NOT LIKE ON TV

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This will never NOT be funny to me.

should shop Elliot Rodgers's face on this someday

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>>82364628

What kind of tv show say that getting shot by a gun is enjoyable beside deadpool?

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>>82364719
>just a flesh wound

>>82364628
Its a shame Static isnt doing well in DC comics I liked him

He got his own comic cut and now isnt even in Titans that much

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>>82364628
When's Static Shock gonna get a live action show? It'd work great. Solid supporting cast. Solid rogues gallery. Great hero. Easy origin story for all the superpowered freaks

And Ebon in live action. Oh baby.

>>82364967
Shit I'd settle for Static to cameo on The Flash.

Despite how preachy this show got sometimes, I really enjoyed it.

>>82364628
Read last year that milestone is going to reprint a bunch of stuff including rebirth of the cool

But I haven't seen anything about it this year
Any word?

>>82365059
I never minded it. It only had a few very special episodes. Every cartoon back then did.It also has my 2nd favorite school shooting episode after Drake getting shot on degrassi.

>>82364959
It's those pesky Wildstorm rights issues. By rights he should be taking Cyborg's place on the Justice League but nope.

>>82364628
What is static shocks most recent appearance?

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>>82365105
>The Richies dad is /pol/ episode

A reboot would be cool, they could get away with Richy being gay now

>>82364628
This episode triggers my inner /k/ hard.

>>82365213
Eh, I'd say Cyborg has a pl;ace. Kids love him from the Teen Titans shows. If anything if I were to remove anyone for Static, If I had to, it'd be Aquaman. I know he's beloved by us super nerds and an original but mainstream has never given a fuck about him.

>>82365254
And you know the fangirls would be shipping him with Virgil something fierce. Him or Rubber band man, wild as the Taliban.

>>82365242
Young justice cartoon and Justice League War movie

>>82365310
It would be weird for both Cyborg and Static to be on the same team

Two black guys with electric themes?

Would be cool to see Static with the Outsiders or another non JL team

>>82365407
Cyborg doesn't have an electric theme, he's just a robot. Under that logic we should remove wonder woman because she's just a flying brick like Superman but without a dick or eye beams. In fact, with Gal Gadot playing her, we should probably just remove her just to be safe. I'll take Hawkwoman over her.

Static should be with The Teen Titans

>>82365570
I hope they put him with the teen titans in rebirth later on

>>82364628
Wouldn't static be able to pull out the bullet from Richie's leg with his powers or something or did the bullet went through?

>>82365392
Most recent comic appearance

>>82364719
Hertzog got shot during an interview and called it an "inconsequential wound"

>>82365728
Yeah but he'd end up hurting him more since he's not a doctor who knows how to extract a bullet

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>>82365361
>fangirls would be shipping him with Virgil something fierce
they already do, if i'm not mistaken

>>82365755
He hasn't been in comics since his book was cancelled

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>>82365818
Because god forbid two guys be friends.

>>82365407
Nah, it'd be fine. Falcon and War Machine manage to work together. Just have something happen like Cyborg shutting down and Static having to reboot him with a shock.

>>82365892
I knew there was no such thing as a god
DC being complete screw ups proves it

>>82365912
Yeah! That's why, when I look up porn, I make sure it's as realistic and grounded in reality as possible. And I also make sure that if I watch gay porn, I watch some straight porn to even it out, since too many gays is unrealistic statistically.

>>82365946
>Mfw Darkseid has all the "veteran" heroes captured and the big moment is when Cyborg, Flash and Static team up to take him down themselves.

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>>82365912
rey and kylo is a much cuter ship

>>82365788
It was with a pellet gun

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>>82366046
Yeah, nothing is cuter than incest and violence.

>>82366358
>you will never get a romantic photo taken of you and your girl in cosplay looking exactly like it's from the movie

>>82366358
>incest
Wait what. Also violence is hot when the dude is tough enough to wrangle his woman after

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>>82364628
> it's a very special episode
almost always complete shit.
that is until

when cartoons actually get violence right:

> ok lets watch this episode of Batman Animated. Oh they're fighting scarecrow.
https://youtu.be/UIbEHxvp6v0?t=1m16s

> captain planet is full of special of special episodes but this one goes beyond
https://youtu.be/qeKtUHWi7WQ?t=1m

> oh it's a western mech series, i wonder if-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvrBlEtsC0Y
> mfw this was only episode 2
> literally world war 2 in space

>>82365728
to what benefit though
just ripping the bullet out wouldn't help without getting a medic to properly treat the wound

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>>82364967
Hopefully soon. They already started on the script but this pic's almost a year old.

>>82364967
They better bring back Ritchie as gear

>>82366404
popular theory that Rey is Luke's daughter, and thus Kylo's cousin

>>82366467
New comic when

>>82365912
Everybody's fucking Finn, even the robot.

>>82365728
>Don't worry, Richie! I'll use my electrical powers to take out the bullet!
>STATIC NO
>the bullet shreds through Richie's blood vessels
>he bleeds out
>I put a shock to your system!

>>82366425
>not posting the very special Captain Planet vs Hitler episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0MVuWDc5RQ

>>82366523
No date but they're in works to revive Milestone right now. They're planning to at least do two hardcovers a year.

>>82366565
Well, can you blame 'em? Guy saved the galaxy, of course they want some of that D.. He doesn't save poe, get BB-8 t the rebellion, tell the rebels how to take down the starkiller and shut down the shields, everybody is dead. In fact, now that I'm typing it out, I'm questioning the purpose of rey. Other than the Kylo fight, she's not really important.

>>82366624
Why can't they just publish Milestone characters under the DC line ?

>>82366807
Because dc blows

>>82366807
Probably because they want the same kind of creative control they had back in the 90s, which I can't blame them for.

>>82366782
DESTINY

>>82366782

WE NEED A JEDI THAT ISN'T A MALE!

OH LOOK! A BRITISH WOMAN!

>>82366846
Bu what about heroics that come from doing what's right when the time comes and unlikely heroes?

>>82366467
>Written by
>Reginald Hudlin

It's ruined already, why do they let this man taint every black superhero?

>>82366935
>We have a saying at BET: We hate black people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4xZk04VV1A

>>82366517
They said that Rey's parents weren't in Episode VII.

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>if they did a Static Shock reboot Richie would be trans, because being gay isnt the new hotness anymore

>>82366496
No, stick to the Milestone comic and make Richie/Rick a fag. Make him handy with the tech if you HAVE to, but leave teh sissy-ness there for the gay-by-association angle that threatens his and Virgil's friendship. Hotstreak was better as an Eminem-like, ebonics-spouting wigger with a racial hate-on for non-whites, rather than a buff guy with Vegeta's hair who just wanted to fuck with Virgil.

>>82367275
their lying all the characters have to be connected by blood
muh pottery

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>>82364628
I'm just going to throw this out here: Richie is a whiny little bitch.

Knowing multiple people who've gotten shot it doesn't hurt that bad.

>>82367275
Yeah, JJ also said Cumberbund wasn't playing Khan so we can take what he and his say as being absolutely worthless.

>>82367275
Of course they weren't in it. After all, Lando and Mon Mothma were awfully conspicuous in their absence...

>>82366020
I... I like this trope. Does that make me bad?

>>82366010
Your disgusting shipping culture has ruined any sense of comradery between any people regardless of gender for an entire generation of stupid kids.

Nobody regardless of anything is allowed to have a platonic relationship.

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>>82367340
If they wanted a trans character they'd bring in Masquerade.

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>those future episodes where old man Static was a complete badass

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Static has some great villains from the cartoon and comics.

>McDuffie was Keegan's brother but they never meet before he died

Damn...

>>82364628
I remember in high school this tiny kid I used to hang out with legit thought that if he was ever shot he'd be able to walk it off/fight the shooter.
He'd seen so many action heroes do it he figured it was easy.
If only he'd seen this Static Shock episode growing up...

>>82368230
Goddamn you have no idea how much I never wanted that show to end

I'd kill for a recent comic series to reflect stuff like that

>>82368238
Question is, if they did a new show, who would do the new theme song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mlK4mIUNYk

>>82368303
Did he die trying to stop a shooter, anon?

>>82365407
Isn't Black Lightning already an electric black dude on the Outsiders though?

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>>82367347
I'm mixed on whether Hotstreak should be a wigger-with-a-purpose or just that douche you dislike from high school with superpowers.

Regardless, after I saw Dope I had the retroactive realization that Shameik Moore had just played the perfect Virgil Hawkins.

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>>82368367
Somebody better than Little Romeo, I'll tell you what.

>>82368238
DC has all the rights to Milestone characters, right? I'd like to see Holocaust as a villain.

>>82368530
Dope's a good movie. I would love to see him in something bgiger. I love when that happens. Like when I saw Shia Labeouf from Even Stevens was going to be in Transformers or when I saw John Boyega from Attack the Block was going to be in Star Wars. I just hope John doesn't end up a psycho like Shia did.

>>82368530
>I'm mixed on whether Hotstreak should be a wigger-with-a-purpose or just that douche you dislike from high school with superpowers.

All doing the latter would do is subtract from his personality.

>>82365407
>Cyborg
>electric theme

Static Shock was my absolute shit when it was still airing, the only other shows that came even close to being as hype to me was Ed, Edd n Eddy, Ben 10, X-Men Evolution and Courage. Static was just THE show for me, I remember making a shit load of OCs and imagining Static crossing over with the Teen Titans and shit.

Everything about it was so appealing to me, mostly because it had the concept of mutants and I was still in my X-Men kick, that and Static himself reminded me of this older black kid I looked up to.

I thought Ebon was fucking badass too. Me and my childhood friends would have these conversations about "what if we were super heroes?" And I remember saying I would have Ebon's shadow powers. Ebon may also be the reason why I find Gecko Moria and his powers so cool.

>>82368530
I want to fuck the dyke chick

>>82368637
Machines run on electricity.

>>82368600
We just need the modern equivalent of him.

>>82368600
Nah, DC can't just do whatever they want with the characters. Geoff Johns wanted Static in the Titans but it took a really long time to get rights sorted out.

I'd love to see Holocaust wipe the floor with Hotstreak

>>82368641
Bringing up Moria. Now you got me thinking about my girl Perona.

>>82368665
Jaden Smith?

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>Static goes to Africa
>surprise seeing alot of black people in Africa
>mfw

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>>82368718
No, somebody talented. I was thinking Silento could do the theme.

>>82368751
To be fair, he'd spent the previous year going from classes to death battles. He may not have had time to keep up with his social studies classes.

>>82368751
>>82368799
It's not that he was surprised, it was just a different experience from what he was used to.

Would a Black Lightning show work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTBeljjsDD8

>>82369010
No, because the whole time I'd be asking "where's Static?"

>>82368652
>You will never see Batwoman hit on high school dykes like a creepy predator.

>>82369010
Of course it would. That's exactly why they never made this a full series.

>>82368641
Ebon's voice was so fucking cool. I would've liked to see his VA in more villain roles
>>82368652
>dat giggle after she slapped Workaholics for saying nigga out of reflex
Diggy best girl

>>82367476
>a kick to the nads doesn't hurt
>trust me, other people have told me

Do you share pain with these people?

>>82365788
Werner Herzog?

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>>82368652
>tfw dicking a dyke is on my list

My nigga

>>82367476
Eh, it's in character. Richie's really not the type to shrug shit off like that.

>>82368641
I always liked Static a lot better when it was crossing over with other superhero stuff, or exploring the city of Dakota. I tuned out for the celebrity cameo episodes.

>Dat Batman Beyond episode
>Future Static
>Rocking dreads
>Shows up in Justice League
Hype of my hype, mother of my hype.

>>82364628
jimmy no!

>>82369268
More aggressive scissoring.

>>82369268
I get unusually turned on by the idea of giving Syd Blakovich the d.

Yeah, Static.

I always loved this stuff way better than Zeta Project, which was the other DCAU show on the airwaves. I never got to watch Justice League until later.

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>>82369155
When I read Blood Syndicate I imagine that Tech-9 has his voice.

>>82365912
I no right

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>>82369539
>Syd Blakovich
After I give her the d I want her to give me the d

>>82369539
>Zeta Project

Oh God, talk about a bomb. You'd be watching saturday morning on Kids WB. Fucking Batman Beyond is on, MIB is next and Static and Pokemon are waiting at the end. But inbetween you have sit through the shittacular Zeta Project.

>>82364628
Is this most acceptable thread to tell someone "my Nigga"

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>>82369793
No.

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this guy should play him in a movie or show

>>82369869
That's from season 4,isn't it?

>>82369774

It's interesting because within the DCAU, Static and Zeta were both the more divergent from the DCAU's "typical style" (whatever that actually was), yet Static is genuinely entertaining in it's own right while Zeta's just reminding you of the more superior parts of the DCAU.

I think that's why Zeta somehow gets me unreasonably angry.
>Set in DCAU continuity, never exploits it
>No Future Static
>No Terry
>Bland and generic settings
>QT waifu potential wasted.

>>82369993

It's bizarre to think that Zeta Project and BTAS somehow exist in the same universe. It's basically your boilerplate WB genre cartoon they made a million of at that time, but it's still connected to DC by association.

Backdoor pilots don't happen a lot in cartoons, so the fact that Zeta Project was the one that got made of all things is fascinating to me. A shame the actual cartoon was mediocre as fuck.

>>82370253
That was like the first sign that the golden age of Kids WB was coming to an end. MIB was about to end. Justice League was off on CN. Pokemon was all the way into Johto by then. Sure stuff like Static and Xmen were still around and Xialoin Showdown was coming down the pipeline but it would never be the same.

>>82364719
Sorry I can't think of an example off the top of my head, but I feel like there are a ton of instances in tv and movies where a character will get shot in a "non lethal" area like the shoulder, express intense pain by gritting their teeth or something for about a minute- and then still go on to immediately do a whole bunch of action stunts like sprinting or jumping off a building or something, and after a couple minutes start acting like it doesn't even hurt as though we're supposed to forget they were shot. It's not like they make it look like a walk in the park, but it gives the impression that bullet wounds aren't often immobilizing.

>>82370655
Well, they can't all be like Die Hard or Beverly Hills Cop, where getting shot is a big deal.

>>82370599
Original Xiaolin Showdown was probably the last gasp of WB for me, or was there another show that people generally liked after/during that time?

>>82370862
Shrugging off bullets has become standard pop culture fare though, think about how many bullets you can tank in Call of Duty.

>>82371039
No, Xiaolin is the last one I can remember. By than YuGioh wad dying out, Pokemon's popularity had waned and they were airing all these Cartoon network shows like Teen Titans to fill up the timeslots.

RIP shota bot

>>82367035
Aaron McGruder was a godsend and people are going to regret neutering him. He was equal opportunity on calling people out on shit even if he ultimately had a pro-black viewpoint.

>>82368718
>>82368665
Rae Sremmurd

>>82371039
Jackie Chan Adventures and The Batman. I can't remember what channel Chaotic was on. The fact that Magi-Nation turned out so terrible still pains me.

>>82372053
Chaotic was definitely on Fox.

>>82372231
No it was on 4kidsTV. FoxKids/FoxBox stuff got moved over there. Idk about you, but for me it was the channel the WB used to be on.

>>82368641
It makes sense, Ebon is basically if Moria's fruit was logia instead of paramicia

And his voice actor had a presence like on one else on the show. Top tier villain, top tier power

>>82368319
Too bad nu52 static was shit, it was like a very bad spider-man...still better than Slott stuff.
He was stuffed into the TT book and never heard from ever again.
Until Young Justice which was cancelled as soon as he appeared.

Speaking of milestone, I have never read an Icon comic in my life but it looks pretty awesome, is it good? any definitive arcs?

>>82368663
>batman has a water and sunlight theme

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>>82372429
I just started collecting Milestone stuff. So far I've only read Icon #1 but it's pretty great. Hardware, Static, Blood Syndicate and Kobalt are pretty awesome too.

>>82365310
While I agree kids love Cyborg, they love him as a titan. He would seem weird to kids since he's part of the JLA now. Although I wouldn't mind getting rid of Aquaman for Static, but Aquaman's 12 fans probably would.

>>82367648
>shipping culture
>thinking this is new
>actually bitching about it

Hahaha yeah man humans were all about the pure no fucking relationships for all of history until the internet and tumblr came along. Human beings only became incredibly horny in the past 15 years.

You incredibly retarded faggot.

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>>82373350
I think kids could get used to him in the JLA. As long as it's the come to terms with his robot half, mechanically inclined, goofball powerhouse version from the cartoons and not the sad sack, human portal, I hate my dad version from the comics.

>>82373697
probably
although especially the mostly just using him as a portal bit i doubt children will stand for that.

>>82366425
>tfw Arkham Knight tried to make me believe Barbara was dead when this episode exists

Well that, plus the fact that if they actually killed her they would have had 99 billion SJWs up their asses.

>>82365213

Milestone. And they are cleared up now it's just something they tend to be protective of since it's McDuffies legacy and all.

>>82365788
Hertzog was also mildly insane so there's that.

>>82373810
SJW's only kill about killing women if it's only so Stronk Male Hero can get drama, or it the murdered one is one or both halves of a lesbian pairing.

>>82365254
That episode handled social issues better than SJWs did.

>>82373907
they are likely to find a way to claim that was the case

or link it back to the killing joke

>>82373974
although they also might like it these people are extremely unpredictable

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>>82369155
what is a diggy and where can I get one?

>>82373350
What proof do you have of Cyborg being popular with kids?

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BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE

>>82368751
>Virgil says he feels connected to his ancestry
>Ritchie tells him he's full of shit

THE BEST

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>>82374108

a whole month gone, and stil no BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE

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I hope they give static a new comic soon

>>82373907
That's exactly what it would have been. Also the fact that it was Barbara would have made it easier.

>>82364967
>A "black show" getting support
You better pray for another miracle like The Wire

>>82369936
Yeah, I'm sure.
Jesus Christ, you take the main writer away, and the Boondocks becomes the same kind of show it was making fun of in the first place.

It honestly pains me.

>>82371768
>He was equal opportunity on calling people out on shit even if he ultimately had a pro-black viewpoint.
Isn't that a good thing? Shouldn't we be glad that someone can actually discuss the nuances of black people in America who actually knows what he's talking about?

It's either that, or "We black people...we da bad ones!", and then he gets praised as a fucking genius.

>>82375043
Plenty of black sitcoms. Why is Static so unlikely?

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Maybe it's my own mind and nostalgia speaking here, but in my eyes Static Shock had so much potential. He could've been DC's Spiderman. It's a shame he faded away into unimportance. It's several kinds of unlikely, but maybe he can be in Flash? The premise of each show is pretty similar.

>>82374373
>Ritchie tells him he's full of shit
No he doesn't. He just says he doesn't know how it feels.

>>82375333
Are there really? I know there was a shit ton of them in the 90s/early 2000s, and Tyler Perry had a pretty long string of shows, but the only black sitcom I know that's running today is Blackish, and the writing and acting on that is awful.

>>82366589
HAH

>>82364628
You know Static Shock is the perfect superhero

He really doesn't even need a mask nobody would be able to tell the difference between him and any other nigger with that hairstyle

>>82375507
What do you hope to achieve here? Trolling?
I can only give so many (you)'s, anon. How much will be enough?

>>82374108

>Tfw Deepercutt went into social blackout on new years cause he wanted to pursue new things without having his old name linked back to him

>>82375630
I think he's half racist trolling, half referencing that episode when Ebon's trying to find Static's secret identity and he says that he shouldn't just assume he's Virgil because a lot of guys have Static's hairstyle.

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>>82366907

"I might have something to say about that, anon."

>>82366782
Rey is Luke, Finn is Han Solo, Poe is Lea.
She matters as much as he did, aka not much outside of boss fights.

>>82375630
>>82375675
Honestly don't remember that episode but black guys have 1 of like 3 or 4 hairstyles

it's bald, cornrows, afro, or dreadlocks

static actually has a hybrid afro/dreadlocks thing going

idn't he gay

>>82371768
>>82375194
One of my favorite quotes is from Samuel L. Jackson's character when he went on about how "A nigga can be anybody of any race. ANYBODY can be an ignorant motherfucker."

>>82366425

In that original shot of Batgirl's death, the camera was supposed to be outside the car when she landed on the hood. Censors thought it was too violent.

So instead they moved the camera to inside of the car- which censors approved of- even though it makes the impact 10 times more jarring and unsettling.

>>82375762
>Luke didn't matter outside of boss fights
>Literally the only one who made the shot to destroy the Death Star
Then again, the Death Star is sort of a boss.

Anyway, the point is, TFA mixed and matched OT traits and plots points, especially ANH. Poe is rescued like Leia, but he's also the one who blows up the giant Death Orb like Luke. Rey is like Luke, in that she's a bumpkin stuck on a desert planet with some great destiny and probably Lineage, but she bonds more closely with Han over his stuff than anything else until the end. She also flies the Falcon and inherits it and Chewie. Finn is basically Han only because he's not a force guy and shots guns. His personality and backstory are probably the only things in TFA that aren't remixes.

In retrospect, Rey's actions did little to impact the turn out of the movie, other than being the reason Finn shows up to Starkiller Base and wants to help destroy it. Han and Chewie have the bombs to blow up the shields, and Poe and co. actually blow up the base. She and Finn fight off Kylo, but by that point it doesn't actually help the plot in any way and he gets away despite being beaten. In fact, the most important things she did were basically get a bunch of guys to chase after her to either capture or rescue her, so you'd think the usual peanut gallery would've been more up in arms about that. She did help Finn and BB-8 get off planet like Han. But that was sort of it.

Rey's efforts in the end are more like Han shooting Vader at the end of ANH, except even there that kept Luke from being shot down so he could blow up the Death Star. By the time Rey achieves anything in end of TFA, everything is already blowing up.

>>82364719
> tv show
> deadpool
> shithou reaction image

sup crossie

>>82366935
>man taint
you found reggie hudlin's supervillain name

>>82374072
That comes with the territory of both Teen Titan shows being popular, anon.

>>82366425
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvrBlEtsC0Y [Embed]

ExoSquad breaks so many cartoon rules. In the very first episode, half the characters we meet get killed after terrorists murder everyone on a ship and rig it to go explode when the search and rescue team arrive to look for the non existent survivors.

And later on, the people are starving and comment on how there aren't any dogs around because they've all been eaten.

>> literally world war 2 in space

More specifically, the European theater. They took influence from Gundam, which they compared to the Pacific theater.

I fucking loved Exo-Squad.

>>82376074
I really enjoyed the mixture of characters. Finn was probably the main-main character for this movie, and some people think he's going to be force sensitive as well. Another Jedi duo would be nice. Poe seems a bit less important too, so I'm hoping he gets more screen time. Overall Episode VII seemed, like all star wars movies other than the last- like something that is its own story but with setup for something greater. Hoping the new one is good, and that they don't lose any steam by working on the side story,

>>82368378
Nah I just figure this episode would've made him less of an idiot.
Who thinks getting shot doesn't hurt that bad? I guess it's just a youth-thing, before we understand we're not immortal and all that.

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>>82366425
Batman seemingly landing from the roof with the softest "pat" of his feet was kinda funny and broke the moment for me. seriously listen to the sound when he lands.

>>82376187
I get that but is there particularly any evidence that kids cling to him over say Beast Boy or Robin or Starfire? That he's the breakout star of the team?

>>82376298
>Finn was probably the main-main character for this movie,

I agree with that whole heartedly. He's in the whole movie from start to finish, unlike Poe. His actions are the catalyst for the plot unlike Rey. And he just has a more natural connection to the ongoing events. Fighting against his former employer. He basically saves the day with his knowledge on the starkiller and his plan on how to shut down the shields. And he's the only good guy to have a full character arc. It also doesn't hurt that John Boeyga is a far better actor than Daisy Ridley. He had solid chemistry with everyone.

It's like Final Fantasy X all over again. Finn is Yuna, the actual main character while Rey is Tidus, the character the creators keep pushing as the most important.

>>82378984
The thing I liked about Finn is what someone earlier psoted, he has no analogue. Rey just another mechanically and piloting inclined desert wanderer destined for force greatness and poe is basically Wedge and Lando smushed together but Finn is something new. A former villain who isn't redeemed by someone else actions, but redeemed by his own. Someone who initially isn't sure what they want but discovers it along the way.

>>82364694
DO IT YOU PUSSY.

>>82374108
>2016
>Wating a month

>>82376074
>His personality and backstory are probably the only things in TFA that aren't remixes.

Which is why it baffles me as to why Rey's front and center when he's the only thing actually offering something new.

>>82380262
Disney admitted to female empowerment undertones

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/04/07/disney-strong-empowered-female-star-wars-purposeful/

?“As you may have noticed, hopefully you did, the lead character in the Force Awakens was the lightsaber wielding Rae, a very strong empowered female heroine who really took the movie and the world by storm,” she said. “Let me just say, you know, that was purposeful, that was purposeful on Disney’s part and purposeful from the filmmaker’s perspective to make that lead character a strong empowered female.”

>who really took the movie and the world by storm,”

the worst part is they actually think it was good rather than literally strong womyn for the sake of it

>>82364719
It depends where you are shot and by which gun. You'd be surprised about how many people only find out they were shot wayyy after the fact. Its one of the reasons hospital trips are mandatory for anyone involved in a shooting.

I've never heard anyone say it was enjoyable though.

>>82380262
Well, I think they knew she was just another old cliche and that Daisy couldn't carry a movie which is why in a lot of promotional stuff she and Finn are treated as the main characters, so Boyega can carry the movie for her and she can have her action gurl moments. Kind of like how Anakin is the main character of Attack of the Clones even though Obi Wan is played by a better actor and is the one doing all of the plot relevant stuff.

>>82375507
>Static Shock is the perfect superhero
Don't you mean Static is the perfect superhero?

>>82368238
>Wasting the name I've been using for years in various things on some dumb knock off harpy bitch
>great villain
Nah.

>>82380869
Nah man I remember he's called Static Shock it's what his show is called

>>82365912
BLACKED

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>>82381341
Everyone's been blacked for Finn.

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>>82380417
They actually thought Rey was a selling point, rather than the name itself? It's universally agreed she was the weakest link here. I guess they're just willfully ignorant due to it making so much money.

>>82366046
BUT THEYRE BOTH """"WHITE"""", THATS RAYYYCCIIISSS

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>>82381530
She's certainly sold less merch. It's basically BB-8, Kylo Ren, Finn and Phasma who push the sales.

>>82381541
More like it's incest.

>>82375043
Quite a few of them do though. It's not that rare and uncommon

>>82364628
EVEN GOT SURROUND SOUND

>>82364694
why is he crying?

>>82381556
But Phasma doesn't do anything.

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>>82381973
True, but she looks cool and that's enough to sell some toys. She's the new Bobba Fett. She's the secondary villain, looks cool and gets beat by the secondary hero in a humorous moment.

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>>82372864
>no Static TPBs after Rebirth of the Cool and Trial by Fire
>both TPBs apparently feature the same fucking first four issues
I've been mulling over hunting down the issues myself

>>82382017
Kinda weird, since you'd think TR8-TR stole that spotlight from her.

>>82382017
>>82381973
>>82381556
>>82381530
>>82380417

>Talking about Shit Wars in a Static Shock thread

>>/tv/

>>82373885

>Werner Hertzog
>mildly insane
>mildly

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>Don't start None
>There won't be None

I swear this is one of my favorite covers just for that

>>82380590
>Kind of like how Anakin is the main character of Attack of the Clones even though Obi Wan is played by a better actor and is the one doing all of the plot relevant stuff.

With all these Star Wars spin off movies going on, I really hope they give MacGregor an Obi-Wan solo movie so he can actually have a halfway decent film to play the character in.

>>82382448
Nines had a more impactful scene than any of Phasma's.

>>82382524
It's a good philosophy to live by and a good one for a hero to have.

Static always felt weirdly disconnected from the rest of the DCAU

Same with Batman Beyond but that has good reason to

Sure Static had a ton of crossovers, but you never hear anything else about it in the DCAU

No Bang Baby attacks elsewhere

and I could have seen CADMUS interested in using the mutagen

>>82382709
CADMUS was a little busy planning a war with the Justice League.

>>82368751
I know it's hard for white people to understand, but when you're the token and you end up surrounded ONLY by people who look like you, it's a weird feeling.

>>82382748
Yeah, wouldn't they have wanted to use the Bang Baby gas to help make more super soldiers?

They used clones, artificial metahumans, and even had a magic user on staff

>>82382448
Don't mistake internet memes for real life popularity.

>>82377484
Why are racist motherfuckers always huge? That's the thing that always gets me, the ones most likely to want to slap your shit are simultaneously the ones who are most able to and the ones who don't need to to prove themselves. Same for gaybashers. How much less of that would happen if the gay gene also made you xbox huge?

>>82382960
I think it's supposed to be a commentary on standing up to oppression with size being an indication of power, authority, and strength etc etc

>>82382551
Apparently there's a comic about the stuff he was doing while Luke was growing up, and it's pretty good. Could be based on that.

I would really like any story that focused on him to go into the flaws that Lucas kind of glossed over in the prequels. They need to bridge his prequel, "The Force is a tool and I'm jealous of Anakin's deeper connection to it," to his OT, "The Force is truth and I need to trust it."

>>82365105
>degrassi
I mean, I knew this place is /co/mblr but at least try to hide your tumblrina side a bit

>>82383024
But it's true in real life, too. Some of the most bigoted guys I've ever met were fuckhyooge military/weightlifter types.

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>>82366425
>> captain planet is full of special of special episodes but this one goes beyond

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>>82383086
It's the genes Jack
That carry the memes who are not exempt from the commentary

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>>82381556
Man, kids really love Finn don't they?

>>82366935
Hudlin and Jaden Smith as Static, don't forget that.

>>82383086
Overcompensating for insecurities. Insecurity is the core for things like racism.

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>>82366609
>doesn't kill hitler
>Holocaust still happens
>doesn't find and kill Einstein
>america still develops the atomic bomb
th-thanks captain planet. you saved everyone

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>>82383086
They're physically strong, hence they don't have to worry about getting beat up for their provocative statements. It's not just racists, people who are openly vocal about their controversial opinions in general tend to have the muscle to back it up.

>>82371768
>even if he ultimately had a pro-black viewpoint.
That's a good thing, anon.

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>>82364967
>It will be directed by Reggie Hudlin

>>82368238
They really should have made Ebon a Canon DC character in the comics. He's pretty much Kingpin but with shadow powers. Hard to believe he was street level considering his power set.

Was Daisy Asian or black on the show ?

>>82385469
For the longest time I thought she Asian until they showed her parents

>>82384944
Not saying it wasn't. Just that he was able to be fair while still having a very solid and clear opinion. Fairness isn't "equal criticism", it's setting your baseline and calling out everyone who passes it.

>>82385469
Light-skinneded black.
>YFW it's true that only black shows have a variety of black skin tones.
And I guess Captain Planet

>>82383349
Can't blame them, he was actually fun.

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Static Shock was my fucking shit tho

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>>82366609
>that moment when a cartoon goes too far off the deep end.

I haven't watched Statis Shock. Is it any good?

Also, did they really used this line? They made an episode about kid bringing gun to school because of bullying and all they can say is "GSW hurts"?

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>>82366425
I want to fuck the russian girl

>>82386763
It's pretty good, certainly worth trying

Shaquille O'Neal made an appearance, iirc

>>82380986
Kek. Anon thought something as generic as 'talon' was both cool and original.

>>82386763
The gun episode is pretty much the worst of the "very special episodes" they did a few other ones on Raycissism and homelessness and abuse. But they are all handled way better

Its a real line and its pretty much a joke

But Static is pretty good, its not quite as good as the rest of the DC shows , but its better than most things on TV now

BTAS>JL>Batman Beyond>STAS>Static>>>>>>>>>>>Zeta

>>82386934
Whats so bad about zeta? I was thinking of marathoning it.

>>82367275
JJ clarified that that wasn't what he meant.

>>82386934
I'd put Static above Superman personally. Superman TAS was always a little too dull for me. Static wasn't perfect but it at least had some style.

>>82382799
I know this feel. Except I'm white
>grew up in heavily Asian-populated area.
>only white kid in calculus, etc.
>go to school in Utah, surrounded by a sea of whiteness for the first time

I couldn't stand it, had to gtfo after a year.

>>82369774
I swear I'm like the only person on /co/ that liked Zeta Project.
I liked it more than MiB.

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>>82385469
Her eyes and skin make it hard to tell. She doesn't look like her parents.

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>>82388236
her mom

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>>82385469
>>82385657
>>82388236
>>82388395

>>82368757
>Silento

I once saw the kid who sings Whip/Nae Nae perform at a Clippers halftime and, without hyperbole, it may have been the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

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>>82386934
>You have a gun? What were you thinking!
He was thinking he needed some way to protect his family from not only the high number of criminals but the superpowered ones who can start fire with their hands or throw cars at him.

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>>82382524
>America eats her young.
They had some pretty sweet taglines.

>>82370253
Zeta being in the same era as BB made no damn sense, due to such a radical tone and setting shift between the 2. Everything was damn near 50/50 tech and nature in BB. Zeta was like 99% nature, and when they were around buildings, it looked like modern day shit.

I've never confessed this, but honest to god, that line impacted me. I specifically remember thinking about how much it must actually hurt

>>82382412
>I've been mulling over hunting down the issues myself
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Static-1-1993-NM-9-6-White-Pgs-Bagged-1st-Appearance-of-Static-/222097052320?hash=item33b60412a0:g:RGgAAOSw1DtXHSbQ

Do it, anon.

>>82367275
Abrams went back and said that she didnt know who her parents were in TFA and he worded it wrong

>>82366609
They can have Hitler, but the Hitler stache was too much for a cartoon?

>>82364694
why 4chan is obsessed by Elliot Rodgers exactly? they talk about him everytimes.

I thought it was interesting that a superhero like Static didn't intervene in bullying despite being a previous victim of it himself.

>>82390668
Isn't that the world meme database guy?

>>82381284
Like how the main character of Knight Rider was Knight Rider.

>>82383727
So if weak people are only non-racists because they'll get hurt, shouldn't the message be to squash the little guy before he can have power?

>>82389879
I didn't think that was such a big deal. You would be forgiven for thinking that rural Indiana in 2016 was from a different era from Manhattan in 2016.

>>82390668
Apparently he posted to 4chan before his spree. Tbh, I'm surprised that the media hasn't jumped on it because Rodgers and the Charleston shooter both speak exactly like they were on /r9k/ and /pol/.

>>82365407
>>82365946
While I get redundant power themes not serving the team aspect of things, maybe you should consider how the color of some one's skin is not relevant.

>>82370655
Adrenalin is a hell of a drug.

>>82391491
I wish that were true. But it's like Aziz Ansari once said. A show can have 1 indian guy and it's fine. A show can't have 2 indian guys, because than it becomes an indian show trying to make a statement, even if it's not, and white people tune out.

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>>82391206
No, only strong people are vocal about their controversial opinions. There are racist and non-racist weak people, as well as racist and non-racist strong people.

>>82375333
Pretty sure Static won't be a sitcom, anon.

>>82375380
It's sucks that copyright was the only thing holding him back. He could've been amazing in this day and age, especially if they capitalized on Static Shock while it was successful.

>>82391762
Wow, that guy's a total cunt.

>>82369010
Of course it would, but it would be a designated "black show", which means a lower budge.

>>82369070
Let the casuals think that static grows up into black lightning.

The real question. Booster golden crisp, or blue beetle berry crunch?

>>82372429
It's great. Imagine in Superman's capsule fell in a slave house in the pre civil war south. And he grew up to be a booker t washington, up by your bootstraps log cabin republican, then have him live until the 1990s.

>>82368613
>I just hope John doesn't end up a psycho like Shia did.

John is already cool as fuck, he's very unpretentious.

Shia had to deal with being a child star to being Steven Spielberg's favorite boy, that's too much pressure on a person.

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>>82391987
This is gonna seem awful but when I read Booker T Washington, my mind didn't immediately go to the world reknowned African American educator, author, orator, and advisor to presidents of the United States from the late 19th century.

My mind first went to the 6 time, 6 time, 6 time World Heavyweight Champion, King Bookah!

>>82382799
Hey fuck you man, i've been through that multiple times.

>be white
>grow up around nothing but blacks and mexicans
>suddenly move to white town
>feels weird

>live in Asia for a while
>feel like minority every day
>fly back to america
>suddenly surrounded by white americans
>feels weird

I don't feel like I belong anywhere sometimes.

>>82375333
The way TV execs works, is that there can only be one, maybe two black characters, or it becomes a black show.

Similarly, you can only have one, maybe two black shows on, or it becomes a black channel.

And static is relatively high budget, so it's got less of a shot vs a cheap tyler perry type comedy.

So, as a general rule, you can't have, for example, afro samurai, the boondocks, AND black dynamite all made at the same time.

>>82392144
>also travel to the motherland
>germany
>aww yeah time to connect with my ancestral homeland and people
>cant for the life of me

Fuck me. I heard one time black Africans don't consider black Americans black too. They think of them as white.

>>82392170
I've seen this. It's kind of like how UPN became known as the "black channel" even though shows like WWF wrestling, multiple Star Trek shows, Veronica Mars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Rosewell were on it. Nope, they had the audacity to have One on One, The Parkers AND Moesha all on at the same time so it must be that black people channel since no white people ever watched it and black people only watched that channel and nothing else.

>>82392086
Well at least you can dig it

>>82392086
Now flip the script and imagine 1800's booker T getting into the ring. His finishing move is of course, "by the bootstraps."

>>82373463
No but to be fair a "bromance" like between Samwise and Frodo would have been often, but is now ridiculed as being straight up gay because people are now overtly sensitive over the idea of two guys being anything more than "acquaintances".

>>82381284
His name is Static. The show is Static Shock. Fuck the white-washed show anyway, go read the Milestone run.

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>>82364694
Done.

>>82392373
I loved UPN and I'm neon white.

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>>82391944
He's actually just referring to the fact that the guy's a Contractor, a super-powered human allegedly incapable of feeling emotions, not his race. That being said, the scene is funny when taken out of context, especially with the Contractor's reaction.

>>82392086
Booker T. is based as hell

>>82382709
That's because it was shoe-horned into the DCAU when Season 2's ratings needed a boost.

>>82392511
O course and that's my point. excluding BET, which at it's start at the very least had a purpose, there are no racial channels. People watch what's good. One on One was hilarious and the next night I'd watch veronica Mars because she interested me too.

>>82392540
Fuck, what anime is this?

>>82365788
That is the most hilariously German response ever. I'll bet Kinski was the one who pulled the trigger.

>>82391350
N o he didn't, but he posted on other forums posting about how he was essentially a God among men and he hated chads. Guy was /r9k/ incarnate and he was literally known as the "virgin killer". /pol/ laughs about Dorner. Mass shooters just become memes.

>>82392373
>Actually, in 1999, 21-year-old Shaquoia Peterson died suddenly in the 13th hour of a 24-hour Parkers marathon on UPN. The exact cause of death was never determined. Shaquoia's family settled out of court for an undisclosed amount of money. UPN admitted no wrongdoing.
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-boondocks/death-by-upn/

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>>82375138
>>82369936
>>82369869

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>All these reboots where men are changed to women and whites are changed to browns
>Not just bringing back Static Shock

>>82392738
Poor guy laughed himself to death.
I hope he's enjoying marathons of Sanford & Son and All In The Family in heaven. Unless he was an asshole then I hope he's in hell watching an eternal Joey marathon.

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>>82392635
Darker than Black. Definitely something a /co/mrade would enjoy, especially since the MC is commonly referred to as "Chinese Electric Batman" on /a/.

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>>82392881
>30 years from now, when whites are a minority and pandering is being pushed to its absolute limits, they bring back Static as an albino

>>82392540
Booker T. Washington was smart, as in he new how to make money for himself. He was detrimental to the Black cause at the time, and advocated for Blacks to forget about voting, that they should be happy to have a job. Booker was able to advise the President of the United States, not because he was particularly smart, he was, but because he was safe due to his avocation of blacks to accept their lot in life as inferior.

Not even black just a high school history teacher.

>>82390668
He's a mass shooter who's entire motivation basically boiled down to "I can't believe I'm still a vrigin." How could he not become a meme?

>>82392688
He actually did.
And /pol/ was behind Dorner because, even in their fucked up rationalization of things, they understood that he'd been fucked over (and they were excited to see him outsmart the police). Roof almost definitely posted to /pol/ and the Chimpire. The rhetoric in his manifesto was basically copypasta'd from there. Completely ignored by the media. Nothing pisses me off more about that situation (yes, even that he shot up old people at a church) because it means that they escaped scrutiny yet again, and it's almost certainly going to inspire more shit in the future.

>>82393108
*virgin*

>>82392373
Man, that's true huh? I'm having a weird sense of cognitive dissonance because it absolutely was The Black Channel but I remember watching it mostly for the cartoons (including Digimon Frontier, Buzz Lightyear, Tarzan, and my first contact with Pokemon) and that MY SABRINA (my sharona) commercial.

I like shipping Virglil with Rich.

Virgil is a power bottom/switch. He spreads Rich's pink butthole with his BBC if Rich doesn't make him come hands free.

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Would Static be hard to pull off in a live action show? His style of flying, while awesome is far more like hoverboarding and I can imagine that being hard when compared to something like say Supergirls which you could do fairly easily. Not to mention doing guys like Ebon and Rubber Band man in live action with a tv budget could prove problematic.

>>82390668
He was a hero who kickstarted the beta uprising

>>82392227
It depends on where you go. Some countries they say shit like, "You were just lost, now you're home," and people hug and cry and it's a whole spiritual thing. Like, it's really, truly a homecoming thing. Other places, they jack up the price on you if you have an American accent (coughNigeriacough). My 2nd gen friends would say they weren't allowed to speak when they went to the market.

>>82389791
I'm also a fan of this one.

>>82364628
>IT HURTS
>ITS NOT LIKE ON TV

I googled this phrase to find the scene and this thread was the first thing to come up. Bravo.

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>>82393068
I earnestly believe he cared about the black community, it's just that he was more pragmatic about dealing with segregation; secretly he fought against it. Meanwhile, on the surface he made great efforts to help black communities succeed independent of the state. By taking an appearance of compliance, he was able to influence the most powerful men in America.

>>82365392
Is Justice League War any good?

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>>82393115
>they escaped scrutiny yet again

Don't be so sure, senpai

And if it makes you feel any better, black-on-white homicide is 13 times greater than white-on-black homicide

>>82394099
>tfw that 1 white kid is me

>>82385420
Oh yeah, I'd love to see Ebon be a bigger threat in DC. He has potential be be Justice League-tier if they really wanted him to be a threat.

>>82383439
that would create a paradox.

>>82394099
What the fuck is it with single moms amongst the black community?

>>82393115
That's a good fucking point.

Why must the mainstream be so ignorant?

>>82364628
/tv/ is pretty painful though.

>>82365361
>shipping him with Virgil
Nah, fangirls never, EVER, EEEEVER do gay ships with black characters.

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>>82392373
>the "black channel"
Which made it even more bizarre when it was purposefully rebranded as the "Pretty White
Teens with Problems" channel in the mid 2000s when The CW came along.

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>>82395205
They do it with Finn.

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Damn, this thread is making me nostalgic. Anyone know a site where I can watch it or have a mega?

>>82373945
this
im honestly surprised at how well and maturely they handled the issue

>>82394792
It's mostly a socioeconomic thing, I'm a teacher who works in poor-ass rural schools and it's just common as fuck in a lot of poor communities.

>>82395812
>>82395812
Community and culture has a much, much bigger impact. Black illegitimacy was on par if not lower than white illegitimacy during Jim Crow. Not surprisingly, black neighborhoods were much cleaner and safer back then, despite the fact that African Americans were much poorer and much less educated. This is because illegitimacy, out of any other factor, has the strongest correlation with criminal behavior.

>>82393358
I'm Nigerian. Can confirm we're the jews of Africa. Our food is good as fuck tho.

>>82395173
kek

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>>82381458
Wow, he's already got murals getting made of him. Good for him. He was the best part of Force Awakens. Had great chemistry with everybody.

>>82394792
Ghetto black girls grow up to be dumbass women, who chose guys based on how much of a "REAL nigga" they are (how long their rap sheet is/how many times they've been to prison/how liable they'll do something illegal just because) and how many other women in their circle want to fuck them, rather than whether or not they are faithful, have a decent job, are intelligent, etc.

>>82366609
>Not Hitler is Captain Planet's kryptonite.

>>82396897
That's true of every race though. Women are attracted, at least initially, to more aggressive males because back in the old days those were the males who could best protect them and their offspring. Humanity may have evolved somewhat since then but not enough for primal drives to not play a part in how we mate.

>>82396905
>"Ugh...Hitler, honey, that mustache..."

>>82377484
Because most of the racists aren't huge bullies so you never know they are racist bastards.

For instance--- most of the people in the Klan are just regular joes. Some are loud and proud rednecks from the back end of the US, sure, but just as many are Wall Street brokers and investment bankers.

Most people that are racists look just like everyone else. So the you are only going to ever see a few racists be public about it, if they aren't black, and those will be big people that are used to not having to worry about other people.

>>82389791
That one and his second one are my favorites

>>82392373

UPN was once in talks to do a Night Thrasher show.

>>82364967
never ever

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When the fuck are we going to get a box set of the complete series for this show? There's just nothing for this, besides a dvd that only has 6 episodes on it. It's depressing.

>>82395473
You want to watch Static? KissCartoon has it.

>>82396897
That's just the female primate in action.

Her short term mating strategy is to find the biggest, strongest alpha to fill her up with kids.

Her long term mating strategy is to find a beta male who will help her raise the alpha's kids.

Beta males don't have to fight, and get a chance to pass along their genes by helping the females raise their alpha gened kids.

Women have ALWAY found a man that other women want to be much more attractive. It's one of the ways women compete with each other. It is also a good indicator that if other women want him, she should to.

You see the same thing in all females across all races and classes throughout history until our present day. We will see this behavior carry on into the future until we change human biology itself.

>>82391267
The bigger criticism is that Zeta didn't really take advantage of anything from its setting. Regardless if the show was in a rural or urban setting, it was just boring.

>>82396818
>Force awakens wasn't finn and poe going into a FUN space adventure
JUST fuck my shit up

>>82364967
>Ebon

Probably the best TV-only DC villain of all time. God damn, what a cool villain.

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>>82392170
>The way TV execs works, is that there can only be one, maybe two black characters, or it becomes a black show

Fuck, McDuffie was right.