Homestuck ending discussion

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Epilogue when?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10088390

>>82361508
>6/12
>12 votes (38%)

I feel bad for these people.

>>82361508
>tfw naively thought epilogue would drop a couple weeks after the ending
Kill me

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>>82361390
Does anyone have any nice land art?

there is no epilogue planned. He is just using that to keep people at bay from being angry at him for the rushed ending and hopes that with the promise of more content to even stuff out that everything will be alright.
Especially after the whole Hiveswap ordeal. Anything to diver attention away from mistakes

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>>82361620
I remember years ago I bought that print for an anon for gristmas
I hope he liked it

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Reminder that the MSPA Reader could have helped the kids out at any time, but didn't. What an asshole!

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>>82361620
I used to have a folder, but I nuked it during the whateverpause. I do have this tiling LOTAF sky synape thing, though.

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>>82361508
Vaporware
vAPORWARE

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>>82361661
Are the prints no longer available since they moved to WLF? What Pumpkin's merch made me think Hussie actually cared about what he sold.

Homestuck lasted so fucking long it became a genre-parody of itself, then an unironic critique of itself, then became a strawman critique of itself.

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>>82361746
he killed himself over troll romance
he was way too pure for this shit

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>>82361390
Daily reminder that Vriska did nothing wrong and that she is the best character in homestuck

>>82361854
The prints are still available on What Pumpkin
It's about $50 for the set of four

Do people honestly think he's going to hold off the epilogue until next year, or never?

The whole point of withholding the epilogue is for Hiveswap news. As long as Homestuck is still incomplete, people will still pay attention to what Hussie has to say.

Calling it now: The Epilogue will come paired with the next major Hiveswap news update.

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>4/13/17
>4+1+3=8
>1+7=8
>It will also be the year Homestuck turns 8 years old.
>The Epilogue will most likely be Act 8.
>Terezi wanted to meet up again with Vriska at one point.

Face it, the epilogue is going to focus on Vriska the entire time.

>>82361871
She would be if she was barefoot at all times.

>>82361856
In the very end it was carried by some weird misguided fan momentum for a few gorgeously animated minutes and then kissed the ground

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>>82361875
Oh, the WP tumblr's old merch links redirect to WLF so I thought the old store got nuked. Thanks a lot!

>>82361871
She basically stole Terezi's job.

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>>82361967
and john's agency

>>82361967
>caring about a kid killer

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>>82361871
confirmed!!!!!!!!

>>82361967
Terezi had john hand her job to her on a glowing white houseshaped platter of plot convenience

I was recently talking with a friend of mine, who's a seasoned shrink, about our favorite stories
At one point I mentioned Homestuck. The comic in general, and then the hiatuses, Hussie's audience-trolling habit, his fanbase involvement and the complete radio silence he fell into, and especially what he pulled off with the epilogue ("Oh, maybe stay tuned! I might finish this later! Some day!").
Eventually she concluded that Hussie was probably a narcissist. Ending your story abruptly and then promising explanations "eventually" struck her as a way to make the fanbase dependent.
After that I mentioned Vriska's overall character and the way she hijacked the story, she was like "welp, no surprise here".
Now of course narcissism isn't /voluntary/, it can be accidental. But it would actually explain Hussie's actions, judging by the way he likes toying with people and his "ironic" internet meanie persona.

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Who the fuck designed this shirt? Why are Vriska's eyes looking in different directions?

>>82362071
IT IS HIS COW

>the epilogue is just a vriska log talking about what everyone's doing set to filtered landscapes

>>82362059
Who gave a handjob? What?

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>>82362026
and davekat's no homo bromance

>>82362192
HIGH TEST

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>>82362192
THICK

>>82362192
BLUE
BOARD

damn, that ass and handprint though.

>>82362192
ive always liked this dave for some reason
also better be careful anon theres a nipple there

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>>82362192
a-and Rose's booze

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>>82362192

Instead of talking about how Vriska's awfulness, let's discuss how thick Terezi is.

I bet she gets stuck in doorways every now and then.

>>82362129
are there any good shirts on the WLF store?

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>>82362279
>someone from tumblr just commissioned super super thick terezi having sex with vaguely drawn male figure
>asked me not to post it anywhere
this is a fuckin travesty

>>82362356
>asked me not to post it anywhere
Fuck people who do this
Why are you hoarding porn, anon
Are you afraid someone else will jack off to your porn?

>>82362356
if you leak it I will have to rethink commissioning you at some point

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>>82362329
She has to wriggle free
shirt riding up
all huffing and pouting

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>>82362334
This hoodie intrigued me, I thought it was going for a "what the fuck is Homestuck" sort of thing.

Turns out they just ship you a random hoodie if you get this.

>>82362356
recolor it to vriska and make it a vaguely drawn futa woman and then leak it
nobody will say anything

>>82362389
i'll ask them again about posting it, i don't really want to just leak it because they have other things they're going to commission and i might lose their business

>>82362386
yeah i dont get it either
the only thing i can think of is they feel like they paid for it so no one else deserves to enjoy it

>>82362356
what a horrible fate

there's probably so much porn of everything out there tucked away in the files of only two individuals. the artist and commissioner.
can't blame them though, sometimes it becomes very obvious who commissions certain things despite art being posted anonymously

>>82362389
cunt

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>>82362456

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>>82362453
strikingly accurate

>>82362129
Her eyes are looking the same direction when you consider that they're slanted at something close to a 45 degree angle.

>>82362356
You can always say you don't do that kind of thing. Right? Gotta leave everything up for your portfolio (cough, cough).

>>82362436
Maybe they're ashamed of their extremely vanilla fetishes and don't want people criticizing their taste.

>>82362427
nice

>>82362436
maybe it's for a friend and they want to surprise them

Tell me about Bowman!

Why does he write the songs?!

>>82362629
because bowman
is
made
of
magic

>>82361871
(Vriska) should have never been replaced by Vriska. She should have been the one to realize being dead shouldn't make her irrelevant and opened the box to defeat LE

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>>82362629
>>82362661

Jade's need to breed

>>82362629
he walks
(or not so much walks as promenades)
among us puny mortals like a heathen godling
(red wine and boar blood crusting his chin)
and when he opens his eyes the songs drip out

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>>82362550
I'm not really an artist, but I think it needs to look something a bit more like this.

>just reread Problem Sleuth
it was good lads
shame Homestuck couldn't have come together so nicely

what were the metastuck typing quirks?

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Sburban jungle best homestuck song no contenders

>>82362701
Is that you, Bowmanon? I always wanted to know what your favorite Bowman song was.

>>82362793
bowman does it again

Best flash?

Personally I dont think I could pick one thats the best, but I like the land introduction flashes

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>>82361879
this is the best case scenario

>>82362827
Descend is the quintessential flash.

>>82362827
i really like all the flashes where they enter
jade: enter
and
synchronize/unite are mine

>>82362827
[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.

>>82362827
Game Over is one of the best

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>>82362815
It is I, the faggot they call bowmanon.

I absolutely love Wrong Or Right, though Bad Dudes is a close second.

forgot to reply fuck you\

>>82362827
Jade: Enter is my go-to

>>82362827
John: Rise up is my favorite flash, but it's not the best.

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>>82362629
How can one man be so based?

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>>82362827
It's objectively WV?: Rise Up

>>82362827
Jack: Ascend

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>>82362571
pornfolio

Why does hussie like vriska so much?

Why aren't the prospit/derse pentagon symbols as represented in the fandom as all the other various symbols?

I want some derse merch even if it is simplistic as hell

>>82363163
Vriska is the Lightning of Homestuck, except even worse

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Alright, I added John. It's the only place I could think to put him. Also JohnRoxy shippers can pretend Roxy is staring fondly at him.

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>>82362571
Yeah, sorry but I need this picture of these two kids fucking for my portfolio

>>82363302
why is john spooning casey

OUT OF ALL THE IDOLS YOU IMITATE COSBY

WHY JOHN
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>82363163
He thinks it's funny. And it used to be... around five years ago.

>>82363302
he looks small compared to the girls in the back

>>82363309
"vague male" makes me think it's the commissioner and a kid

>>82362571
told him yes before he figured out what his commission was going to be
now its thread relevant

>Retcon doesn't happen, (Vriska) remains the only iteration
>Realizes she can be relevant AND a better person
>Looking for bait for Lord English, she meets (Tavros) and his legions of ghosts
>Profusely apologizes and swears to never, ever bother him again if he lets her have the army
>(Tavros) accepts, but gives her a stupid nickname ala Pooplord and leads the charge
>That's when the big fight flash happens
>(Tavros) tapdances on LE's head and the rest of the army helps distract him
>(Vriska) opens the juju
>We actually see the Beta kids get out of the juju
>Massive fight ensues while (Tavros), (Vriska) and the army step back
>They watch in awe and high five very carefully.
>Black hole opens, but it's invisible like an actual black hole
>Rose detects the black hold with Seer of Light majjyks, makes it visible
>John tricks LE and ensures that Dave can KO him with the cueball sword
>Jade zaps LE inside the black hole, we find out that she condemned him to eternal loneliness
>Cut to the epilogue

Would this have made a decent finale? Y/N?

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>>82363049
WV deserved a better fate than becoming a fucking mascot

>>82363253
I'm not even sure if I can quantify how bad Vriska is on every level.

Think of any "Stock Alpha Bitch" character on any given cartoon. She's annoying, but no one likes her, so it balances out.

Then she starts getting more screentime, and her bitchiness crosses over into straight on psycopathic moves. She straight up abuses several characters, even the resident woobie of the show.

Then suddenly she gets chummy with the main character, and you think that she might be getting a redemption arc. Nope, she kills the woobie and dies in a big overblown death scene. And you're thinking, "well that sucked but at least she's dead now".

Nope, through some long stupid sequence of events she's back, still abusing the woobie in the afterlife, and being awful, even inspiring awfulness in other people. Eventually she starts chilling out, and you think, "wow, maybe she's finally going to be a good character"

Nope, fuck you. A clone of bitch character comes back just to fix everyone's problems, verbally abuse good bitch character, and kill the main villain.

And there are STILL people who try to defend her.

>>82363424
Y

>>82363416
you can always say that you changed your mind because you don't want to set a bad precedent

>>82363448
>And there are STILL people who try to defend her.
To be fair, these people are usually trolling.
That, or they're insecure teens who don't understand what abuse is.
Or they're guys with a colossal femfom fetish who like her as a waifu.
All in all, Vriska apologism is easy to ignore, really.

Otherwise that comparison is on point. Imagine if Hussie had an editor. The amounts of shitty developments we could have avoided.

>>82363447
I feel as if every single carapacian was fucked over.

>PM became a non-character
>AR is obvious (bless his soul)
>WV is a gay mascot
>Bec Noir gets off scot free
>Slick gets destroyed despite being one of the best damn characters
>Lord Jack isn't even a character
>Caliborn's Jack never seen again
>Alpha Dignitary never seen again
>Rest of the midnight crew killed off ages ago

Snowman and Ms Paint are the only two who's resolutions I'm fine with.

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>>82363351
My bad, I noticed that after posting. I scaled him up a little bit here, I'll mess with it more after I eat.

>>82363340
They're supposed to be platonic overprotective father cuddles, she's his daughter you sick fuck.

>>82361887
you monster

>>82363653
You forgot Alpha Clubs Deuce.
Legends say he's still in the drillgorg to this day. But no one truly knows.
...he deserved better too. :[

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Guys what if Hussie made everyone hate Vriska so he has all 10 metric tons of his waifu for himself?

>>82363700
Whatever is the matter?

>>82363716
shit, he was thrown under the bus so hard I forgot. sorry anon.

I also didn't mention beta DD because he died in such a fucking stupid manner for how smart he was I don't want to think about it.

Lots of old MSPA style stuff going down on /qst/

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>>82363668
the wizard pile doesnt stop getting taller c:
are you going to put a scarf in there? the tails could end up in that kinda empty space in the bottom left

>>82363424
It's a bit too fanservicy. I'd rather this:

>It's still A666
>Game Over never happened
>Retcons don't happen
>everything else happens more or less the same with more character development
>(Vriska) meets (Tavros), all that shit you said happens
>(Vriska) fights Hussie, etc. as it went down in Collide
>Meanwhile, post Collide DD and CD kill Jane's Dad, prompting John into a rage to bring the beta and alpha kids to kick Caliborn's ass
>Trolls stay behind to tend to new universe
>(Vriska) beats Hussie, opens the Juju, unlocking the Beta Kids
>LE immediately breaks Dave's sword, AltCalliope does the thing
>Oh shit reality's falling apart what the fuck are we going to do
>Caliborn recognizes John, goes for the tacklepounce
>Dreambubbles fall apart, all selves merge into one "true self", with alive selves staying behind and dead selves going off to an ambiguous fate
>Jasprose is useful and zaps the Alpha Kids out of Caliborn's Session, helps everyone GTFO of Paradox Space
>John zaps with LE into the Juju, which is actually just Act 666 Act 1
>Continues falling down into infinite recursive Act 6's
>John notices the base of Dave's sword, now just a cueball
>Captchalogues it
>Ejects single cake
>LE hit in face by cake
>Falls down infinite staircase of A666s for all of eternity, becoming truly Homestuck.
>John makes a leap past the proverbial gap over to A66....7
>Rides wave of Act 6's into Act 7
>Friends enter new universe where Karkat and Kanaya and Terezi have been ruling shit for several years
>Cue happy epilogue

>>82361661
That might have been me. I have that poster I got for gristmas above my bed. I got someone a scale mate I think

>>82361390
Land of Wrath and Angels rapes LOWAS in all three orifices

>>82363903
If it is you, I'm sorry for only sending you the poster
I wanted to get it sent to me first so I could fill your package with cool shit but I ran out of time so I had to get it sent directly to you
Sorry mate

>>82363741
but """people""" still like vriska

>>82363854
>karkat happy ending
>not fanservicey

lmfao
kill yourself cancer lover

>>82363775
Just one in a pile to fill the space? That might be cute, I'll sketch it out when I get back later.
I was thinking about drawing Eri's cape and scarf.

>>82363980
Better than davekat

>>82363996
or kinda tangled around eri and the tails ending in that space

>>82361508

4.13 years

>>82363775
Roxy should have kept her scarf, it was perfect.

Andrew deleting everything makes me sad

He can never just be some random funny guy on the internet again

>>82361508
>June 12
Yeah why the fuck not, act 8 narrated by vriska should be on the day of the trolls associated number. I mean you wanted more vriska right?

>>82361390
>Never 22 votes (34%)
correct people

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>>82364131
We say Andrew killed Homestuck.
But in the end, maybe it was the other way around.

>>82363253
lel, you can't even seriously compare her to Lightning. At least Lightning was supposed to be the main character.

Seemingly the whole point with Vriska is that she tried so hard to be the most important character, continually TRYING to be the main character, but only continually fucked up shit in the process of trying to do this. Her being the main character was seemingly not her fate at all.

Even Aranea eventually followed Vriska's footsteps and paid the price for it like Pre-retcon Vriska did. This was seemingly the fate of the Serkets, to forever be the side characters no matter how much they fight against it.

But then the fucking retcon happened and all of sudden it's revealed that Vriska was the KEY to everything. She somehow gets shit together without it failing apart. Literally everything goes to plan, and what we're told is that Vriska is the true savior of everyone, just as she originally intended when she wanted to fight Bec Noir.

It's like Hussie just decided to say fuck it and make Vriska into a total mary sue.

>>82363448
It's just straight up bad writing. I don't understand how Hussie could mishandle a character this badly. Her pre-retcon arc was so perfect, with her realizing that in the end, she couldn't fix everything by acting like the biggest and baddest bitch in the building. She actually matures and becomes better person, acting parallel to her dancestor who became a worse and more assertive person. But then Post-Retcon Vriska shows up and basically tells her that she's a worse version of herself and destroys her entire arc. It's just a bunch of bullshit.

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>>82361390

daily reminder that lord english wins

What would have happened if Spades hadn't drawn and fired the gun at Snowman, or he just couldn't follow through all of a sudden?

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>>82364131
If only he did it... if only...

But you know very well he wouldn't give up t-shirt money

>>82364331
The chemical bomb wouldn't go off
>The Green Sun wouldn't have been created
Who knows what after that

>>82364325
good

>>82364331
universe would probably still end, the same way slick is supposed to smash vriska's clock with the crowbar. if he didn't would vriska still die just? who knows, it's all pointless correlation anyway

>>82364131
Deleting what?

>>82364331
Scratch beats him up and finishes the job himself.
The tumor takes a little longer to go boom.
Maybe. Who knows.

>>82363955
I remember being disappointed I didn't get anything until it came in january. I was pretty excited because I bought the other 4 before but the lows one had a printing error with a yellow mark in the clouds

>>82364397
Everything from the various social media accounts he's had over the years except for 17 tweets

>>82364325
-unzips suspenders-
PAINT THIS

>>82364426
Wow, really? Shit, what a lucky coincidence.
Glad you liked it, then.

>>82361390
>Homestuck ending

the definition of a ruined orgasm

>>82364501
8lue8alls you could say

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>>82364435

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>>82364444
SOMEBODY CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE

HUSSIE NO
YOU HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

>>82364482
I'm 1/3 for gristmas exchanges. If we're still around this year I'll probably do it one last time. I think I've done Shrek shot glasses with Eri drawn on them, the pyralspute plushie, and a dirk edited mario bros choose your own adventure book.
I was pretty proud of that last one

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>>82363424
>>82363854
But what about Gamzee?

>>82364556
Well it is kind of sad that he blew it with the ending and seems to be gearing up to run away from his fanbase now

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>>82364545

>>82364325

daily reminder that lord english is the player character and that the kids/trolls are NPCs

>>82364331
The universe would end some other way. Either that or a bunch of stuff about how Lord English and the Green Sun work would have suddenly turned out have been a big ruse. That's how this shit usually works.

>>82364568
I hope we do one last one, I missed last year's and I think the year before that
I've been looking at Homestuck sewing patterns lately and I think some of them would make nice gifts

anybody some good v a p o r w a v e ?

I've only been here since late 2013, but I've missed all/any gristmas threads since. I don't know how, I recall being here every winter. this is like a glitch in the matrix or some shit.

If the threads are still around by the end of the year I'll try and get one of you fgts something

>>82364786
Here's Jade's theme

https://youtu.be/RQxDM2K-hd0

>>82364786
No, but I got some good vaporware, it's called Hiveswap.

>>82364860
Bazinga

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>>82364860

>>82364786
https://soundcloud.com/t-e-l-e-p-a-t-h/b4qhvm72h1qn

Chillest shit imaginable

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>>82364623
>we never saw anyone in the comic freak him out by doing sappy stuff to him

>Slick's dead
>AR dead
>WV never ring-s out
>Jade decides to take control of the situation, fails but isn't grimbarked
>inexplicable skeleton army irrelevant
>Condy can't plan around serkets coz lol dunno
>All of Vriska
>Gamzee completely neutered
>No Blood Powers
>Karkat cares more about twaddling than battling, then pulls an 180
>Jade never sent letters to Jake?
>Caledfwlch out of nothing
>That enlarging eye wv swallowed
>Droog, Drollgorg
>Calliope solves erithing

>>82365041
>Dave never got to talk to him the same way he talked to Tavros

>>82365066
>zillywave and sawhoo
come on bruh don't forget my babies

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>>82365041
>we never saw anyone besides John (and Jade, I guess?) finish their quest
>we never saw what Gamzee did to the Black King
>we never saw WV put on the ring
>we never saw what the Problem Sleuth Hammer looked like
>we never saw Kanaya using the Matriorb
>we never saw what Karkat was needed for
>we never saw Karkat reunite with Slick
>we never saw Aranea after GO
>we never saw the conversation between the John, Dave, Terezi and Rose in the GO timeline
>we never saw what multiple glitches flashes were supposed to look like
>we never saw who the Mirthful Prophets were
>we never saw John reuniting with Casey in Act 6 or Act 7
>we never saw what would happen if Snowman's pin was pulled
>we never saw Caliborn's masterpiece happen
>we never got retconned John prototyped with a bunny to complete the set
>we never got to see DD's plan

>>82365335
>we never saw who the Mirthful Prophets were
the whole 'It was me but also me' thing gamzee did made me think that while he was under the influence of cal (much like alpha jack noir), two of the souls trapped in cal were speaking through him.

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A couple of threads ago people were posting fanlands. I swear I remember seeing one called the Land of Lakes and Pyramids (or vice versa), however I cannot find it going back through all of them and the archive. Anyone know what I mean? Did I just have a vivid hallucination?

>>82365436
you're right, it was some layered pyramids with water on them

I don't save lands though, so you're outta luck

>>82365335
>we never saw what the Problem Sleuth Hammer looked like
It was probably an alternate recipe for Zillyhoo, or a direct ingredient for it
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000025.html

>>82365415
I thought that he didn't find Cal until after Murderstuck?

>>82365041
I bet Roxy did that and that's why he never talks to her

>>82365335
I think it's good we didn't see aranea after Game Over. She felt completed at that point, she ran a crazy gambit and it fucked everything up and she also died in the process. No need to keep her around afterwards.

More characters should be like aranea in that regard. Having death be inconsequential for main characters is shit and I hope hussie doesn't do it in future works, it removes the tension and makes their past dangerous actions feel immaterial

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>>82365335
>we never saw the conversation between the John, Dave, Terezi and Rose in the GO timeline
I waited four years for this.

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>>82365472
Rats. I went back through the thread after reading it and saved all the ones I thought looked decent (disregarding the poor names of about a third). I realised when I hit this one that I was sure there were more Pyramid lands in the bunch, but I scrolled back through it, another thread and desustorage. No dice.

The post could've been deleted, but it should turn up regardless with 4chanX and desu. Not sure what's going on.

>>82365521
Nope. Chronologically this happened before Gamzee started killing.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005931

>>82365521
That's not how I remembered it, but it could be

>>82365552
Death was inconsequential in PS too

I doubt he'll make it matter in whatever he does next

>>82365335
>>we never got retconned John prototyped with a bunny to complete the set
I never even considered this until now and I desperately need it.

>>82365727
yes please

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>>82362271
I found the other three .gifs in this set

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>>82365776

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>>82365794

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>>82365776
I have this one, too. Not sure how related.

>>82365066
>>82365335
>WV never ring-s out
>we never saw WV put on the ring

This is one of the things Hussie actually did right. WV was a diplomat, not a fighter.

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>>82365808
>>82365794
>>82365776
>>82362271
oh man these are awesome!

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>>82365436
I got that one. Been saving the ones which come up as reference for that generator.

>>82365887
Looks like the same artist to me. She password protected her blog unfortunately, anyone have other cool gifs?

>>82361661
Those socks are fucking sexy

>>82365066
>>Condy can't plan around serkets coz lol dunno
This one's easy. She's alive because of the retcon, but the Condesce didn't know about that. The problem is that Hussie forgot that she didn't know about any of the trolls, and consequently had no reason to believe that Vriska specifically was supposed to die.

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>>82361390
>introduce 12 trolls
>only 2 of them really matter while the others did jackshit
For what reason Hussie

>>82365701
Death had a consequence for the real versions of the characters. They just spent so much time drunk/forted/portaled to imagination land that the urgency wore off, and Death was kind of spacey and unintentionally left the doors of Life/Death accessible. It's all good now because of the clarinet blocker.

CAN PEOPLE POST SOME CuTE KAREZI STuFF?

I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I PARTICuLARLY CARE FOR THAT DuMB BITCH AND KRABKRAB. I READ THE COMIC ONLY FOR THE PuRPOSE OF WATCHING CALIBORN/LE FuCK SHIT uP AND I GOT MY MONEY'S WORTH (I PAID NOT A FuCKING QuID).

BUT OuT OF THE MISCELLANEOuS GROuP OF DuMB KIDS AND DuMB BITCHES, KRABKRAB AND TERRIBLEZY WERE LEAST ANNOYING.

MAYBE SOMEONE COuLD EVEN DRAW THEM HOLDING HANDS OR KISSING OR SOMETHING.

>>82366146
didn't he block it with a contrabass at the end

>>82366228
Yeah, a contrabass clarinet.

>>82366209
>actually using the quirk
please no speedread you were awesome don't belittle yourself

why was dirk's handle timeasTestified?

>>82366337
Timaeus is a dialogue by socrates in which the titular character expounds on the nature of the world and its creation. whole lot of platonist stuff.

>>82366337
because stuff

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timaeus_(dialogue)

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>>82366337
Cause you ain't paying attention.

pseudophilosophers nooooooo

>>82366424
I didn't read like 60% of act 6

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>>82366023
Bam, you're a dood anon

Now to try and backsearch this on desu to see where I originally saw it

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>>82366455
It's actually a really cool way to explain Heart powers.

>>82366455
Dirk was a pretentious pseudophilosopher so it suits him perfectly

You know, with the addition of /qst/, we could have our own MS Paint Adventures if we wanted, and it'd be mostly reader-driven, too

>>82366546

>>>/qst/22007

>>82366481
It was in that same thread, but someone linked a tumblr with a load of lands in one post.

>>82366337
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timaeus_(dialogue)

Dirk has some connections to platonism, platonic selves, that kind of thing. (Not to be confused with the common meaning of platonic used today)

>>82366481
>>82366570
Found the page:
http://reddpenn.tumblr.com/post/82071366825/reposting-my-randomly-generated-lands-due-to-a

>>82366546
The board probably moves too fast for quality adventures to take place

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The Unbreakable Katana is pretty much the sword from the BladeKind specibus pictograph, for instance.

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>>82366570
>>82366606
That must've been it, I somehow blurred browsing a tumblr page with the thread. Cheers bois!

>>82361871
>Vriska did nothing wrong
True.

>and that she is the best character in homestuck
Nu-uh. That's Caliborn.

>>82365041
He only really gets turned off by overtly sexual stuff, anon. Like outright fucking. Hand holding and the like really turns him on.

>>82366677
I forgot Dirk was almost a brony. Thank god that never went anywhere.

When was the last time Nic Cage or even one of the movies he stars in was referenced in Homestuck?

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>>82366802
What are you talking about "almost"?

>>82366818
when john retconned into con air I believe

>>82366850
The narration mentioned a fondness for Rainbow Dash and thankfully it was never referenced again.

>>82366962
who are you

>>82366962
i think you'll find it's called meerkat

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>>82366962
not in this barrio, ese.

>>82366995

So, if nobody wants to talk about best ship, what about 2nd best? Karmeenah?

speedread is silver_smoulder?

katnep is perfect because they are both meme characters

>>82366791
He thinks it's a sick fetish, though. Imagine how flustered he'd get if someone tried to hold his hand.

>>82367020
What a SHIT pairing.

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>>82367138
Somebody who finally gets it.

>>82365652
>Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

>>82367194
Vriskat is a much better meme ship desu.

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>>82367254
NOT CANON

>>82366023
>That one Egyptian Supermario 64 level
Memories man.

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>>82367272
im glad someone requested this last night

And now for something a little different

https://youtu.be/jfASnCPe85c

>>82366076
He wanted them to do the Mythological Creation Myth thing, but didn't want them to take over the full story Kingdom Hearts Org XIII style.

>>82367304
where does she get black paint?

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>>82367304
i know the feeling, nep

>>82367344
John left a bunch of it everywhere

>>82362827
There were so many good ones, but either WV: Ascend or Descend for me.

>>82362192
black dave with super blonde hair always looks awful

>>82367272
Column 2 is all toxic ships. Actually it appears to be showing ships from least likely to most

1 - Never Ever
2 - No one will be happy
3 - These could work
4 - Perfect ships

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>>82367344

>>82367508
what the fuck even was that thing? A giant imperial drone?

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Just do it Hussie
please

what if black ginger dave

>>82367540
Just a big ol' monster

>>82362827
I can't choose

Jade: Pester John is the most underrated though

>>82367545
He never will and you fuckin know it.

>>82362827
Jade: Retrieve package

but really http://www.mspaintadventures.com/trickster.php?s=6&p=007659

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>>82367540
He is what he is.

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I made a fantroll

Also shes bi

>>82367690
Wow, a bi troll, how rare!

>>82367690
2anime4me

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You know what would've been cool? If Davesprite and Dirk teamed up to fight one of the Jacks as a callback ][S] Jade: Enter.

>>82365982
What about the nightmare mang

>>82367750
You know what would've been cool? a lot of things homestuck didn't do.

For real though, I agree. Homestuck is a bundle of missed opportunites. Collide had a lot of references though.

>>82367750
Fucking DS got robbed do hard it stopped being a crime and started being a humanitarian issue
Coolest nigga by far

>>82367750
it would have been cool if any of the kids fought bec noir at all

but instead they decided it was better to fight some guys that they'd never met before

>>82367750
Actual question.
Whatever happened to Pre-Retcon Dirk?

Sooo.... i dropped homestuck one year ago and was just waiting for the ending
I watched the flash but didnt get it, what happened?

>>82367804
He became one with the glitches and presumably stopped existing after the retcon.

>>82367804
we don't know
probably just faded out with the doomed timeline like Alt Rose did

>>82367804
wiped out of existence alt-rose style presumably.

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>>82367731
Gimme a break I only doodle drag queens

>>82367804
He got retconned, unless he left through the Furthest Ring for some reason.

>>82367778
Yeah, the nightmare that spelled out quite plainly how much WV did not want to wear the ring. What about it?

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you know what pisses me off? We never saw anyone but the kids use their candy

Why even introduce Licorice Scotty Dogs, Swedish Fish, Wax Lips and Gummy Bears if you never intended to do anything with it?

Why even make the Problem Sleuth reference if you don't plan to reference/cameo the PS cast?

>>82367851
>>82367852
>>82367858
I just thought it was weird, especially since he's a Heart player and made a big deal about his splinters all being aware of one another and connected, ect.

John's retcons should have worked like real retcons, instead of leaving behind a doomed timeline with ghosts.

>>82367909
The fact that nothing ever came of it, usually nightmares in stories like this are supposed to be prophetic. Instead it was just never mentioned again.

>>82367930
PS cast had a cameo

does the ending being somewhat similar to lord of the rings mean anything??

>>82367960
that was very specifically not a cameo and you know it

>>82367950
His retcons were basically just a slightly better version of a Time player's ability, minus freezing people in time and such.

>>82367956
Didn't he get stabbed and get AR/WK/WQ killed because he wouldn't put it on?

>>82367976
You have to throw a magic ring into the Forge before you can win the game. Presumably Echidna loves her some fucking bling.

>>82367976
That Hussie will keep on making the referance to the end

>>82367843
think of [S]: Collide like part 1 of the final battles but part 2 is fucking skipped and gets straight to act 7 which is just the very end

>>82362730
You think she secretly pokes holes in condoms?

>>82367950
Yeah this. I thought they would be the ultimate level of change possible in causality of the narrative.

And then we find out that Vriska and Meenah were unaffected and Aranea still got BTFO and the whole thing was kind of dumb and seemed less special.

>>82368009
Was that after? I thought he had the nightmare on the meteor. I honestly don't have a concrete timeline of events in my head.

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>>82367984
They were in Midnight Crew Act 1031 but it was just this panel.

>>82367976
The ending was really similar to the end of the Chronicles of Narnia, where they all enter the door and go into paradise.

>>82368047
>implying she even uses condoms
shes not innocent

>>82368004
>minus freezing people in time and such.
He also has that ability, but it's separate from his retcon powers. John's basically a time player.

>>82368046
Imagine how the fandom would react if had never even gotten Collide.

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>>82367976
The Mount Doom thing has been alluded to since forever.

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>>82368099
i was just now thinking that too

Do you imagine Hussie knows the ending is dogshit, or is he so pretentious that he's back-patting himself and waggling his finger like a smug douche at all the under-appreciative fans who just didn't "Get it."

>>82368047
No
But she's always super insistent, if not overt. Getting really cuddly with Dave whenever they pass a Babys R Us, filling the DVR with those stupid lifetime baby sows, always trying to make it clear she NEEDS a baby in her, like now.

>>82367930
if you like candy and homestuck, you may like the game i'm making

>>82368136
He doesn't have that power.
The only thing close to it is through the weapon he got from Dave via his Denizen.

But brings up an interesting question. If there are 'Time-weapons', are there also Breath and Light and Classpect powered weapons that other people can use?

>>82368203
He knows that it's dog shit, why do you think he mentioned the epilogue in his update?

>>82368091
oh. I thought you were talking about that bullshit in the Meenah Flash game

I always forget about this one.

>>82368203
he's thinking "I saw an interpretation on tumblr that looked pretty good, something about English being trapped in the narrative, I guess I'll go with that"

>>82368203
He knows. Not sure if he still cares much but he knows.

What sort of life would've Rose grown up with had Sburb not happened? (And there wasn't an evil Sea-Queen afoot)

>>82368174
A-at least we got a cool fight scene
r-right anon?

>>82368207
Look it's not a matter of whether or not Jade's going to get pregnant, that's inevitable.
It's a matter of whether or not Roxy gets jealous and demands the same out of John.

>>82368283
The ending might even have been better if we'd just gotten Collide as the AoE 7 and last few scenes with them entering the door. No Anime Animation video or whatever.

>>82368269
>>82368253
just to be clear he did actually write the ending himself right?

>>82368232
Probably, but only for certain aspects I'd imagine. After all, what the hell would a "blood-weapon" do?

>>82368079
it was when he was locked in the capsule when AR was getting ready to blow them up. it was an ordinary nightmare that gave us a peek into wv's fears, and i'm pretty sure the only normal sleeping dream anyone has in the comic as opposed to skaia cloud visions which is why the art is so different.

>>82368279
probably exactly the same as in the post-scratch universe but instead of being preoccupied trying to stop the condesce she would have time herself

would have probably gone even further into her studies of the occult than she did in the post-scratch timeline; might have actually become a serious threat to world peace

or would have vanished from the world upon casting some spell or another

https://youtu.be/9GFVQ6ZalCc

I miss astrokid

>>82368360
>inB4 he wrote an ending but it was deemed too "Problematic" 4 years ago by Rachel so she convinced him to change it and make some Le Funny Anime Hipster reference

>>82368360
He hasn't said that he didn't write it.

>>82368364
Mind Control maybe?
Smashing and attacking the fabric of civility and etiquette, changing moors and the moral of a team rather quickly. Or maybe an enemies, I don't know.

>>82368307
Roxy is more responsible and waits.

I think I'm going to make a Quest thread. I think I'll make kind of a Jailbreak-style rip off.

>>82368360
He said he storyboarded it. He also said it had a complicated production history. Maybe they ended up cutting scenes out? Who knows.

>>82368397
Was it even him that actually wrote all of Act 6 or did he lie like a true hack? Acts 1-5 were superb but how the do you just fuck up just like that?

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>>82368423
Let's face it, they're both irresponsible breeders who are going to get teen pregnant

>>82368492
At this point I'm wondering if someone else is even ghostwriting the newsposts. His tone has changed a lot. But he's probably just exhausted with Homestuck.

>>82368465
there is a quest there that kinda feels like bard quest

>>82368364
for "blood = vitality" it'd probably siphon the energy of whatever you hit
you'll keep wailing on someone without stopping while they become more and more fatigued

>>82368559
he mightve started hetting exhausted right at act 5
the tone feels a lot different than anything before that

>>82368609
yeah act 5 is when shit shook loose, then it collapsed in 6

>>82368609
he seemed to be in good spirits for the "horse calendar" era of newsposts, at least

>>82368501
I miss Sharona

>>82368797
feels like it was only yesterday

>>82368848
I'd post her other pregnant stuff but it's all NSFW

Is it over yet? How did it end if so?

>>82369120
You know the original end of evangelion?

It was that but worse

>>82369120
no

still waiting on an epilogue

>>82368492
I really honest to god think that a fair amount of late act 6 was ghostwritten. It's really hard to believe that the same person wrote the pesterlogs in acts 1-4 and the absurdly flat dialogue we got later on.

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>>82369154
>Thanks for Playing

>>82369241
after this flash did he just leave the comic entirely

>>82369259
he came back for collide

>>82369188
it's kind of sad that we resort to believing in a Fake Hussie to protect the image of Real Hussie in our minds

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>>82369154

>>82369259
He was in some pages after that flash
Just before John touches the house juju

>>82369259
probably. The kickstarter was a bad idea. With all the shit that happened from then to now, he's probably depressed as shit and just lets his team do the work for him based on an outline

That or he's putting all his attention into making Hiveswap not complete dogshit after TOG raped his funds

>>82369259
You're thinking of this.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007946
But then he came back twice, here and Collide.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009288

>>82369120
It was like having a big christmas present under the tree for weeks then christmas comes and you open it and the box is just empty and then your dad tells you that you might be getting something resembling a present sometime in the future.

>>82369120
Everyone had lots of babies

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>>82369303
I'm such a sucker for that joke

:33 < omeowdetou!

>>82368225
sounds like a mobile game but ill humor you

what's it about?

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>>82369303
I felt like it was missing something but w/e

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>>82369359
I miss Sollux.

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Oh hey look at the time.
It's midnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br294PLbHBA