CIVIL WAR DISCUSSION THREAD

>>82358156
First for Zemo-chan being cute :3

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>old Spider-Man
>college aged, looks like a hero
>good sense of justice
>jokes a bit when the moment calls for it
>cool superpowers
>good role model for kids

>new Spider-Man
>ugly high-scool nerd
>not even sure why he's a hero
>constantly spewing dumb jokes
>no real web powers
>immature, terrible role model

Why did Marvel insist on changing what already works?

>Tayne edition
you done did good kid

>>82358277
Stop posting this bait.

>>82358277
Terrible bait.

Just started watching the cam, did they use cgi for young tony?

The music in this movie was a bit understated, but it's actually pretty fucking great:

https://play.spotify.com/track/7dVFqpAJOohHhmryzN8lzA

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>>82358177
Tic-tac-tan also a cute :3
>OHOHOHOHOHOHO

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>>82358334
He is CGI. Pretty impressive imo.

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http://celeryman.alexmeub.com/

Click there to enjoy the Official Paul Rudd experience.

>>82358334
puppet.

>>82358341
Can't play shit Captain America.

>>82358277
God, look at those lines on his forehead. That does not look like a kid just out of high school.

It was really awkward to watch in Amazing 2.

>>82358347
Who's that guy on the bottom? Some Taiwanese rip-off hero?

>>82358277
Lazy bait again, but I'm curious as to what "web powers" are?

>>82358341
>the obvious grimy beat for Crossbones in 'Lagos'
my benis :DD

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>>82358398

>>82358341

Is there another link to the soundtrack?

>>82358400
i think he meant organic web as opposed to web shooters

>>82358422
It's on kat.

>>82358442
So he didn't actually watch the Garfield movies, then?

>>82358442
Didn't Garfield's spiderman had shooters too?

>>82358400
shooters. Tony praises him for them.

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I think I'm in love with Paul Rudd after this movie, full homo.

>>82358442
But Garfield used mechanical webshooters too.

>>82358400
Spider-man is skilled at the internet

>>82358442
But Garfield's Spider-Man also had shooters. Man, baits are becoming shittier and shittier.

>>82358341
I loved that Black Panther theme they gave him

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>>82358485
Same, though T'Challa's ass was also too sexy.
This movie is chock full of prime husbandos.

>>82358510
yeah but he didn't have web powers, he used bing instead of google

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>>82358485
I need more pics of Ant-Man.

>>82358537
Another reason why Garfield sucked.

What was the point of the Spider signal Tony gave him in the post-credits scene anyway? What does it do?

Man, seeing Iron Man go to Siberia to help Cap out of genuine concern for him, knowing what was about to happen was heartbreaking.

For once he seemed really concerned there.

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the movie was really good but the end fight was kinda dumb
I mean, Tony suddently goes apeshit... that could be possible... but then Cap and Bucky shouldn't be mad as fuck and should just be trying to calm Tony down
It was dumb how they tried to present this fight as "epic" when in reality it was just a dumb fight with no stakes at all

>>82358537
If he's able to find what he wants with bing, wouldn't his web powers be greater than a normie who uses google?

>>82358583
>What was the point of the Spider signal Tony gave him in the post-credits scene anyway?
Was that after the full credits? I only watched the part where they freeze Bucky.

>>82358583
It summons spiders.

>>82358600
How the hell do you 'calm down' a guy bent on revenge in a flying death suit that shoots lasers?

It was fucking intense.

>>82358600
>but then Cap and Bucky shouldn't be mad as fuck and should just be trying to calm Tony down
What are you talking about nigger? They weren't mad at all and Cap did try to calm Tony down but he was blinded by rage and kept attacking them until Cap broke his suit.

>>82358615
No because bing is shittier than google

has anyone got a link for the cam?

>>82358600
>no stakes
>Tony blowing Buck's arm, Steve almost decapitating Tony, So was I line delivery

>>82358624
>not waiting until ALL the credits are over

>>82358600
Did you watch the movie though?
Cap tries to talk Tony down and gets bitch-slapped, Bucky is scrambling to escape in the beginning.

>>82358655
I know. It's a higher degree of difficulty, so only those with web powers can effectively utilize it.

Was the slut a slut in this?

>>82358600
Bucky's life was at stake.

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>>82358690
>flirting with T'Challa
yes

>>82358690
BLACKED

>>82358177
You mean Zemoe-chan.

>>82358690
Yes. She probably was blacked off-screen trying to recomfort T'Challa after his dad died.

>>82358690
37 dicks

spoil me does rhodey die

>>82358600
You think 'stakes' are only present if someone dies?

Steve was fighting to keep his best friend from being executed, Tony was hellbent on avenging his parents.

>>82358583
In the comics, it functions as a really shitty flashlight and a scare tactic whenever Spidey wants to be especially intimidating. He rarely uses it, though, since he tends to prefer either diving in foot first or sneak around. It's really just something he tends to use either for fun or he really wants to scare the living daylights out of someone, but it's not really that practical, so I can't imagine why Tony would bother installing it.

What was the end credits scene?

>>82358737
No, he only gets crippled by Vision.

>>82358737
Paralyzed from the waist down.

>>82358737
No. But he is paralysed.

>>82358341
The tunnel or Civil War is the best track

>>82358749
Howard the Duck

>>82358749
Aunt May enters the room when Peter is masturbating with the new Onahole Tony gave him as a participation award for the Airport battle.

>>82358636
Cap DID calm him down in the end. By beating the shit out of him and destroying the suit.

>>82358774
>>82358763
>>82358758
It looked like he would be able to walk again. He was doing rehab

>>82358745
>Not wanting to make criminals think that you have a signal with your own face for dick.
>>82358749
Bucky gets frozen.
Peter fucks around with web shooters.

>>82358785
Funny, it's the one I like the least. Way too frenetic. The Main Civil War theme is my favourite, out of those I heard.

>>82358156
>NARUTOOOOOOOO
>SASUKEEEEEEEE

>>82358787

And then we get /ss/ action

/ss/ stands for Spectacular Spider-Man

>>82358816
Yeah, he will. He's going Cyborg Rhodey now.

It was a decent movie if you only follow the MCU
If you read the comics, Its a far cry from the source material. It was like watching Batman and Robin. Zippy one liners everywhere, ICE TO MEET YOU BATMAN.

Nobody died, and it was more like a civil dispute than "civil war"

If Tony just wanted Peter to web people up from a distance, why didn't he just reverse engineer the web for himself? He clearly wasn't very happy about bringing a kid into the battlefield.

>>82358816

He will but he'll need armor assistance for it.

They're doing an adaptation of the comic arc where Rhodes was so messed up he needed a War Machine armor to get around.

>>82358844
LIVING ON THE EDGE

>>82358816
Yeah, I got the feel it wasn't permanent, and that the braces were only for help, but he still had some movement. He'll probably get a pimp-ass cane.

Should Cap have died as the early rumors indicated?

>>82358870
Same shitposter. You're too obvious. No one likes the comic.

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>A dead mom ends a fight in BvS
>A dead mom reignites a fight in Civil Wat
POTTERY

>>82358883
No. For the sake of both this movie and the next.

You still feel sorry for both him and Tony. At least I did.

>>82358733

In a row?

>>82358870
The comic is shit, so I'm glad the movie was more about >Muh Bucky instead of Avengers 2.5.

>>82358787
So Aunt May knows that Pete is Spidey, right?

>>82358883
I wanted him to die because i hated how goodey two shoes he was in the other movies but now i actually like him so im glad he didn't died

>>82358883
No, there's no reason for him to. If anything it'd make more sense that Bucky died.

>>82358883
I think it works better than he lives.

We would've known he comes back in Infinity Wars, and that would cheapen the death.

>>82358883
I think bringing him back would have been too much of a hassle.

>>82358903
>A Civil Wat
as opposed to a disgruntled and questioning wat

>>82358883
No, not if he's not going to be actually dead, and he's going to be in IW, so I'm glad they didn't do it.

The ending was depressing nonetheless, just because of how broken Tony was + dead inside wanda.

>>82358883
nah we Nomad now

>>82358926
No, but she knows Peter is a chronic masturbator.

>>82358936
>how goodey two shoes he was in the other movies
It's funny how Cap was extremely selfish in this movie. He didn't care about the registration act that much, he went against the government and Tony to protect his Bucky.

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Slut being a slut in the civil war novel

>>82358881

FIGHTING CRIME
GETTIN' HEAD

>>82358883
No because they would have wasted a lot of time in Infinity War to bring him back to life.
Also, it would have felt awkward to justify his resurrection considering there's not much Cap can do against Thanos.

>>82359004
>there's not much Cap can do against Thanos
He can let him fuck him in the ass until he surrenders.

>>82358988
Well Bucky was his best friend and its the last thing that connects him to his past so it makes sense

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So is this new Spider-Man permanent? Will we get to see him star in his own movie that tells the origin story for the third time?

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>>82358993

Saw it today, my favourite of the MCU by far, i hope Zemo could be back

>>82359027
Wanda will do that.
Considering he already did.

>>82359027

>Thanos trips, dropping the gauntlet
>Captain America scrambles to grab it but trips over his shitty tacticool movie outfit shoelaces
>His dick is hanging out from the battle damage and the fight's got him excited so it pierces Thanos' receptive boyhole
>Cap keeps slipping and falling back into him and trying to get up
>Cap accidentally whispers "I love you" and Thanos surrenders

>>82359047
Yes and Yes. But instead of Uncle Ben, step-uncle Tony will get crippled.

>>82359060
>The living are not done with you

At the end zemo was shit.

>>82358891
>>82358915
Just wasn't as good, The civil war divided people. Iron man was throwing people into prison under the registration act, Captain America felt it went against natural freedoms he knew back in the 40s. Spiderman was a real character that was a focal point between the two, first joining Ironman for justice and then realizing that the ends do not justify the means.

If nobody liked the comics, we wouldn't be having this discussion.

It was like watching catwoman.

>>82359087
What did you want him to do, anon? Put on his mask and cape like some kind of Republic serial villain?

>>82359072
>thanos surrenders
>implying he surrenders
>implying he wouldn't get so addicted to caps butt that he uses the gems to fuck him for eternity
>then he realizes that by doing so he'll never be allowed to die and therefore is trapped living for eternity, his worst fear
>he's so addicted to cap's ass that he can't stop, he won't stop
>he realizes he lost
>fucking cap is enjoying it the whole time

>>82359072
Cap could easily have resolved the final confrontation by whispering sweet nothings in Tony's ear.

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>>82359087
Speak for yourself, sure he wasn't like the comics Zemo we're used to, but he was interesting in his own right. Besides, he could end up being more like comics Zemo in future movies, just like how in his original appearances Zemo was nothing like what we're used to.

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Martin Freeman and Mustache guy will be back at some point right?
they are basically antagonists at this point
Also wasn't it retarded that the avengers broke free from the raft at the end? they should have been kept there so that in the next few movies we can't wonder again "where are the avengers?"

camrip when?

>>82359088
It's not a discussion. You're obviously baiting,

>>82359088

As silly as several parts of Civil War are, it was still engaging and the scale/stakes of it were incredibly interesting.

The only lame part was it meant fuck all in the long term but on the other hand it's still fun on it's own

>>82359149
Nigger, we're literally wondering where the Avengers are right now.

>>82359149
Some of them are probably going to be in BP.

>>82358600
confirmed for no concept of human emotions, opinion discarded

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>>82358988
>muh Bucky
Meanwhile Bucky is telling him to quit it and just let him die. Poor guy.

>>82359072
>>82359141
Can we at least agree who's doing the penetrating please?

>>82359142
>Shhh it's okay Tony, just let it happen.

>>82359149
>they make a CGI Bowie for GOTG2

>>82359239
>I'll love you like your daddy never did

>>82359088
The comics were a big seller, but you won't find many people who claim it's well-written. Also, it sounds like you just read a wikipedia article. Good bait utilizes intimate knowledge.

>>82359149
Martin Freeman isn't an antagonist, he's a supporting character in Black Panther comics, Everett Ross, who will be in the solo movie.

>>82359235

Thanos obviously is the one being penetrated. He's the biggest jobber of all time, and secretly longs for Cap's aryan seed.

>>82359227
Why was Bucky so fat this movie? Winter Soldier more like Butter Soldier.

>>82359149
Martin Freeman's character, Everet Ross, will be one of the main ones in Black Panther.

>>82359176
this
really the first cape movie since Watchmen where the heroes have interesting interaction between each other, discuss etc
that's the same stuff I liked about fight scenes, they had tons of cool ideas / little moments that were nice

just compare this to Batman V Superman were it's just generic fight scene

>>82358156
>tfw im about to watch civil war for free
Selling my soul to the military might be worth it lads .

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So how will things go on earth after CW?
>The Avengers continue their operations from Wakanda, now hunted by the goverment and hated
by the world
>Steve having lost both his shield and his fate in the system, now goes by Nomad
>Scarlet witch will grow afraid of her own powers
>Tony and Rodey start a faux avengers team replacing the missing members with Iron Legion bots resembling them
>Ross wants a new face to promote the Tonyvengers, Enter John Walker: US Agent
>Zemo will start obsessing with the Avengers, especialy Cap. gets ripped and stats the Thunderbolts
>Scott goes back to Hank and explains him how he kicked both Tony and Rodey's asses. single tear running down Hanks cheek
>Thor and Hulk come back wondering what the fuck happened

>>82359235
I don't think Cap's butthole can handle Thanos's giant dick.

How big is Thanos's dick anyway? Is Cap superhuman enough to take it? These are the questions that will keep me up at night.

>>82359287
but he was an asshole, I felt bad for Zemo at the end

>>82359149
Martin Freeman will be pals with BP in his solo film.

>>82359298
Does selling your soul to the military grant free access to movies with AMERICA in the title?

why antman become slow when he turns big? that shit hasnt sense. Why he has normal speed when he is small?

>>82359147
I still don't get why he decided on this costume and this name first time around.

>>82358156
I saw it today, I loved it. It might take The Winter Solider's place as my favourite MCU film. But one thing that doesn't make sense to me, is the end of Zemo's plan. How did he know that Tony was going to track down Steve and Bucky to Siberia? What if Tony never turned up at all? His play would've failed then.

>>82359265
Harsh.

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>>82359309
wtf

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>>82359320
>>82359027
Wanda will be the one taking his dick.
She already did it once after all.

>>82359341
F = ma rule

>>82359341
Pym particles son

>>82359320
>Thanos has a very small dick
>That's why Death doesn't want it
>Also, tries to make his fap hand look bigger with the gauntlet.

>>82359348
He left the evidence of Bucky being framed out in the open, knowing Tony isn't a total retard who wouldn't do some research on his own and realize the truth.
.
He would probably just have found another way to show Tony the footage if that plan hadn't worked.

>>82359328
Not a joke but i haven't paid to see a cap movie yet.
Also micky bay movies are also consistently free to the marine corps at least.

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are the Russos the savior of Capeshit?
>10x better fight scene than Whedon
>10x better characterisation than Whedon
>10x better humor than Whedon

>>82359173
Got a real reply from someone that is in a comic board that actually reads comics. Who would have thought of the chances?

>>82359176
Yea as silly as some parts were, I felt that it would be nice to present those ideas what with the NSA leak. It was good for what it was, but that comic went much deeper than the cinema. I just couldn't help but feel it was watered down. Civil war had a literal war, the cinema had a single team fighting, a civil dispute.

I guess I had my hopes too high, as will most things the books/comics are better than the movies.

>>82359324
He got told though
>You're my prisoner hahaha! How does it feel to put so much effort only to fail so miserably?
>Did I? Did I fail?
>...

>>82359309
>Nomad
No. It was a shitty idea and i hope we will never see it in the mcu. He is in Wakanda so i think T'challa will make him a new shield, maybe the one with the laser thing.

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>>82359448
Capeshit not taking itself seriously will be the death of the bubble. In a few years time, no one will be watching superheroes anymore.

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>>82359456
>Reads comics
>Claims Civil War comic was good

>>82359448
Thank God for Russos, imagine if Whedon was making Avengers 3. If only they found out about Russos sooner.

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>>82359271
>>82359287
>>82359326
>>82359324
Here's some info on Everett Ross for those who don't know him

>According to creator Christopher Priest, Ross's personality was based on that of Chandler Bing, a character from the television series Friends, while the name was inspired by the Family Ties character Alex P. Keaton.[1] After introducing Ross in Ka-Zar, Priest chose to bring the character back in Black Panther for use as an audience surrogate who "saw Panther the way Panther had ultimately come to be seen by Marvel: Just Some Guy who was routinely overshadowed by heroes in which they were more invested".[2]

>Priest further elaborated, "Comics are traditionally created by white males for white males. I figured, and I believe rightly, that for Black Panther to succeed, it needed a white male at the center, and that white male had to give voice to the audience's misgivings or apprehensions or assumptions about this character and this book. Ross needed to be un-PC to the point of being borderline racist"; and clarified, "I don't think Ross was racist at all. I just think that his stream of conscious narrative is a window into things I imagine many whites say or at least think when no blacks are around; myths about black culture and behavior. I was also introducing a paradigm shift to the way Panther was to be portrayed; somebody had to give voice to the expectation of a dull and colorless character who always got his butt kicked or who was overshadowed by Thor and Iron Man suddenly knocking out Mephisto with one punch".

>>82359367
>cucking my nigga the Vision
That's not cool m8.

>>82359534
>more terrible cgi shit
ugggghhhhhhhhhhh

>>82359507
Yeah just like what they said in 2010

How'd that go?

>>82359539
>imprisioning her, putting her on a straight jacket and a shock collar
He already blew his chances.

>>82358561
That scene where antman booby grabbed captain America priceless

After credits scene if anyone interested

https://vid.me/3VFy

Enjoy

>>82359448
Both this and WS were great capeshit, some of the best. So I'll say yes.

>>82359569
Was it booby? Looked like he was grabbing his arms.

>>82359564
But that was Tony, I'm pretty sure he wasn't ok with that.

>post credits scene of Dr. Strange
>it turns out he snatched wanda from the prison and is finding someone to take good care of her

>>82359596
People gasped in the theater. It was pretty impact-full even though we knew he would fall from the trailers.

>>82359539
Just you wait until Simon Williams comes in

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Still a more believable pairing than Banner/Widow.

>>82359448
>The Russo Brothers
>Mostly done TV sitcom work
>Are able to make a more competent movie than Shane Black, Zack Snyder, Joss Whedon and Kenneth Branagh
How do they it, lads?

>>82358672
Actually no... He was aiming for the reactor that Tony thought otherwise is another story.
But I would have love it if bucky was the one who stop him before he delivered the last blow as a bigger wink to the original comic

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HOHOHOHOHOHO

>>82359561
Just because the bubble hasn't popped yet, doesn't mean it's not a bubble.

Western movies used to be really popular back in the day. Now they're nonexistent. The public will get bored of superheroes eventually, and it'll go back to being nerd shit.

Vision dropped more spaghetti than your average /co/mrade and got friendzoned hard.

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>>82359676
T'Challa/Bucky was a more believable pairing than Banner/Widow.

>>82359679
Solid story backbone with enough comic booky stuff to make it flashier. The movies aren't great pieces of cinematography but they deliver a little more of what you can expect from a cape flick.

>>82359759
I laughed my ass off at this

>>82359759
I don't know if him looking like he was cross-eyed was on purpose or not but I chuckled heartily.

>>82359534
That looks kinda dumb. How he do that?

>>82358672
>So was I line delivery
I loved how it was full of spite and said in anger rather than ;-;

>>82359344
Because he was intended as a one-shot villain that dies at the end of the issue and no thought was given to him. He didn't reappear again until over 100 issues later, then he adopted the Baron Zemo title and costume. And even then in that story he's mostly just Arnim Zola's flunky.
It wasn't until the classic "Under Siege" story in the Avengers that we got the Zemo we know and love.

What would a MCU Civil War by Joss Whedon be like?

>>82359766
Superheroes has been big blockbusters since the 80's. They're just big action flicks with character's we've idolized and grown up with for decades.

People will never tire of big action flicks with good guys beating bad guys.

>>82359679
Joss Whedon is even more of a TV director.

Their TV shows are known for the dense jokes and large casts that had to have moments to shine every episode. They thrive on cramming 7-8 people in 25 minute episodes. Character and attitude go a long fucking way in a movie.

Story comes second, cinematography comes third.

They kind of suck at managing CGI, for example. James Gunn is probably Marvel's best at it, but he's not as good at dialogue, for example.

It's strengths and weaknesses. Any arrested development episode will show you why they seem so effortless at it.

>>82359766
>Westerns
>Non existent

I love this meme. At least 9 western themed hollywood movies came out this year, one of them won an oscar.

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>>82359808

>>82359650
They shouldn't have put that in the trailer. They did a really good job lightening the mood of the film before the fight (because you couldn't have Ant man or Spidey with the tone of the first half of the movie) and then this bit really brought the mood back down ready for the end.

>>82358870
Wow if you mean the one that say that liked the comic the last thread it was me and I liked the movie just fine I was just expecting a little more emotional baggage or at least someone to die

>>82359676
>>82359772

You guys just can't understand the genius of that pairing.

>>82359845
Quippier

Zemo really wants to use the Winter Soldiers as his private army.

Happier ending.

>>82358710
>>82358713
>>82358729
>/co/ in charge of human interaction

>>82359845
He whould make Widow and BP kiss, but whould have no chemistry at all.
Only jokes, no emotion
No giants
Spider whould be self-insert
Final fight against Zemo
Everybody goes home happy.
Fights sucks and its mostly just punchs and throwings.

>>82359808

Panther herbs son.

why was the airport empty?
if people were evacuated, why didn't cap realize they were being baited with the quinjet?
if the quinjet was a bait why was it fully operational?

>>82359845
Everyone would team up at the end to fight Zeemo and his team of Super-men.

>>82359808
YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF HEART-SHAPED HERB

>the way giANT-man used a truck as a bat and War Machine obliterated it before it hit him

>>82359961

It's misdirection. The trailer leads you to believe Rhodes is injured by Bucky and that's why Tony goes apeshit towards the end and amps up the war.

Instead Rhodes getting hurt was entirely an accident by his own side, and Tony's not really that mad at Steve about it, even being willing to work with him against Zemo. And then Zemo pulls the clips.

>>82359552
>It's a "muh practicool" fag

>>82359824
No, I meant in-universe. Like, imagine Helmut sitting in the dark room plotting and coming up with this costume. Also, he wasn't Zola's flunky in his first appearance in his normal costume. He was working with Zola's creation Primus. Also, tie-in with Vermin's story.

>>82359808
smoke weed everyday

>T'Challa's Dora about to fight Widow
>T'Challa 's hype for it
Fucking pimp

>>82360095
I understood it was misdirection, but it was quite a turning point in the story.

>>82359845
>Cap is a dick and in a stupider outfit
>Movie ending is the same as comic, civilians hold Cap back because they love Iron Man
>IRON MAN WINS
>Tony quips

Am i the only one who want an ant-man/black widow pairing ? I want ant-man to shrunk and enter inside of her vagina or anus and stimulate her from inside until she has an orgasm and ant-man is floating on her cum.

>>82360127
Somebody post that page of Hank and Janet in a hotel room by Geoff Johns. You all know the one.

>>82360001

I don't even think Spidey would be in this movie without the Russos

>>82359047
They're not doing an origin story this time (unless it's through flashbacks).

>>82360127
that's not Eric O'Grady, anon

>>82359176
dude civil war didn't get a full resolution until siege and the was in 2009 fuck I'm old and you have to admit the if Iron man movie didn't happened Tony would be still the most hated character in the marvel universe

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>DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER THEM?
>I remember them all.

>>82360225
He needs hugs.

>>82359494
>>Nomad
>>Chris Evans in this costume
All of my want!

Hawkeye was surprisingly cool in the movie. I now wish he had been on TWS.

>>82360158
More like Hank Pym, O'grady was just looking.

Don't watch this in 3D

During fast action scene, it becomes extremely choppy.

>>82360289
With the V neck.

>>82360320
They actually wanted him in TWS, but Renner was filming something else at the time and couldn't come.

>Joe Russo: What it was going to be, we were trying to complicate the relationship between Cap and his S.H.I.E.L.D agent friends. If Hawkeye got a call from S.H.I.E.L.D saying Captain America is a fugitive, would he listen to that call or not listen to that call? That sequence actually was heartbreaking for us to cut it. I think it ultimately might have been a conflict with Renner’s schedule. But there was a great sequence where Hawkeye was chasing Cap through Washington D.C. there was an awesome sequence where they confronted each other in a ravine on the outskirts of D.C. and Hawkeye was shooting a series of arrows closing in on Cap, Cap closing in on him. And then Cap took him down and he realized for the first time that Hawkeye was trying to trick S.H.I.E.L.D, where he whispered something into Cap’s ear that Cap had a tracker on his suit and to punch Hawkeye to make it look real, because there was a Quinjet hovering above where they were watching the feedback back at S.H.I.E.L.D.

>>82360361
>tfw only 3D showings available in my city
Just fuck my shit up.

>>82359845
Zemo makes a revelation after the airport fight and everybody quips, an army of generic flying drones appear, eveybody fights on Germany, Zemo is beaten ridicously and everybody laughs at the theater

Post credits is Thanos making irrelevant things

>>82360158
Dont crush my dreams please

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WELL, YOUR LEFT HAND FREE

>>82360533
heil

>>82360533
Bless you anon, was lookind for the music everywhere.

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>>82360378
I dropped the pic but yes

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>>82360574
Weird, seem to have dropped mine as well.

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>>82360574
Indeed.

>>82360594
>that V-neck
Wow, why is Cap such a slut?

As a huge Alt-J fan, the song was my only complaint about the movie. Not even kidding. I always felt like Peter is the type of a guy who would listen Jazz.

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I wonder what the Black Panther solo's going to be about. I'm hype.

>>82360759
my guess would be soft rock or pop, definitely not indie rock/country

>>82360854
It's been pretty established in comics that doesn't listen music that much but I'm pretty sure he would listen Jazz.

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>"He killed my mom."

>>82360879
I don't care what comic characters listen to what as long as Bruce Wayne never listens to rock or punk, for they are nothing but death... and crime... and the rage of a beast!

>>82359534
Yea BP has just earned his power ranger token

I wish my local IMAX theater was playing this in 2D like they did for BvS and TFA

Has anyone seen it in IMAX 3D?

>>82358962
Or a sanctioned military wat

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>>82360932
>Deliberately not saying 'my parents' even though he just watched his father being beaten to death.

>>82361029
I saw it in IMAX 3D, it felt choppy during some fast paced action scenes, but that was the only problem

>>82361218
He really never could come to terms with his dad could he?

>>82358354
>>82358334
It helps a lot that they have tons of references for young RDJ and that they already tried the tech with Michael Douglas.

the actors who played the russians in the soviet base in the beginning weren't russian. I understand Bucky, Zemo, etc having accents but that took me out of the movie a bit

>>82358820
>Peter fucks around with web shooters.

Was there another post credits sequence? I left after Bucky went in the deep freeze.

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>spidey is a newfag
>limp machine calls him out on it

>>82361403
Yeah.

>Cap using both his arms can't stop bucky's metal arm
>Spiderman can cold it like it was nothing
>Spiderman gets wrecked by Cap

Explain this

THAT SPIDER-MAN'S A MENACE TO SOCIETY

>movie starting
wish me luck

>>82361403
Same here, just when I thought I know Marvel movies, this happens.

>>82361528
Have fun soldier.

>>82359577
Fucking sweet, thanks.

>>82361318
I like it better that way. A video that recontextualizes your father's actions and changes the way you look at him still can't magically evaporate forty-something years of resentment just like that.

>>82361486
Fighting experience

>>82361550
in case you missed it >>82359577

>>82361370
Well given 90% percent of people dont know russian no one cares.
sorry rusbro.

>grabbing cap's pecs
>I'm shanking your hand too long
>I know you too, you are great
>I'm the boss I'm the boss I'm the boss

Why was ant man so perfect?

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Just watched it. Bucky somehow being repeatedly shot only in his only robotic arm at point blank range by all those SWAT operatives had us in tears.

>>82360932
That was a neat touch, probably one of the highlights next to Ant Man going full Gulliver...

>>82361370
My Russian buddy was laughing in the theater at Bucky's terrible Russian in the last movie. Wouldn't speaking Romanian make him better at it though?

>>82361644
>oh man, I thought that was a water truck
>I believe this is yours, Captain America
>thinks for thanking of me

>>82361370
>Zemo
Is Brühl talking with his native German accent or did he put on some shitty slav one for the role seeing as he's from Sokovia?

>tfw have latin american camrip and can rewatch any scene I want to
It feels good to live in a third world country.

>>82361656
I thought that was buyable for the shotgun blast and completely 100% nonsensical for the machine guns.

>>82361687
>>82361644

Could not sto lauhting from the water truck one, and giant man was the highpoint of the whole movie for me

>>82361692
He speaks with his native accent. Which IMO is fine, Sokovia borders Austria and he could easily be an ethnic German in Sokovia, or have spent time in Germany.

>You will never get to shake Captain America's hand

>>82361687
>If you want to get to them, you have to go through me!
>I FELT SOMETHING GO THOURGH ME

>>82361698
Upload it for us anon, or at least make some webms

>>82361731
>You will never grab his patriotic tits

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>>82361656
Bucky's so lucky, he'd rather Z forever than live with his pain.

>>82361765
i hope this is a joke

>>82361723
Good. I shudder to think of me watching the movie in German and hearing him put on some shit accent when he dubs himself.

>>82361738
>yeah you're gonna have to take that to the shop
>who's speaking?
>it's your conscience, we don't talk a lot these days

>>82361687
The part where he handed Cap an obvious toy truck was adorable.

>>82361800
Where's a non-spic version?

>>82359534
that actually looks kinda dumb. But i guess with the bgm playing and shit, and the kicks only being a few seconds, it'll be alright if your watching.

>>82361829
Say what you will about the story of each film, but BvS is about a trillion times cooler to look at.

How did Stark work out who Spiderman was?

>Ant-Man is literally never not star-struck
>Spider-Man can't contain his geekness at all

Byoutiful.

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>>82360063

>>82361714
The part where Ant-Man got zapped into the truck was almost as good as the part when he hit the truck in his movie.
Paul Rudd is so cute :3

>>82361940
>when the vibranium suit shields you just right

>>82359448
I feel like the screenwriters never got enough appreciation. Markus and McFeely gave the best characterization in MCU for Cap and they ended up responsible for the rest of Avengers personality

>>82361941
And he is fucking 47
How the fuck didn't he age since Friends?

>>82361998
This. The Russos help bring the movie to life but stuff like the dialogue and personalities are the screenwriters' responsibility, and it was something that shone in the first Cap movie too.

>>82361903
Meh i wasn't impressed, and I like Snyder visuals. It was far too dark in many places, you could hardly see what was going on.

can't wait for Giant-manXBlack Widow doujins

>Bucky's look of concern when Scott says he might tear himself in two
I feel really bad for Bucky. Granted it's Steve's fault but knowing that all these people went through shit for his sake probably weighs super hard on his conscience.

>>82362023
He's of the same breed as RDJ.

Did you know that RDJ is actually 51? He doesn't fucking look it at all, does he?

>>82359712
>That slow shit eating grin from bucky

This scene was amazing.

>>82362161
It's a miracle he kept his good looks after snorting crack for decades.

>>82362169
>implying it's not a happy smile because his bro is getting laid after 90 years

>>82362161
Maybe he does look a little younger than his real age but he still looks a lot older than Paul Rudd despite having only four years on him. I could buy Rudd being the same age or younger than Cap even.

>>82361929
Stark science son.
i anit gotta explain shit

>>82362249
Yeah, but on the other hand, I'm pretty sure Tony's SUPPOSED to be older than Scott, so it works out.

How old is Tony supposed to be again in these films?

>>82362267
Peter's just some random kid, it's not he'd have his prints of record. I guess he'll maybe explain it in Homecoming, since we know RDJ is going to be in it.

>that Closure song from the OST
Pretty sad.

>>82359534
Spinzaku?

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>>82362341
>RDJ is going to be in it.

>>82362281
A little younger than RDJ, I think like 45 now. He was supposed to be in his late teens to early 20s in college when his parents died.

>>82358398
It's Karate Chinese Bugman Cool Guy
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>Bucharest is the capital of Rumania
german police and german language everywhere

Either I have the attention spam of a 5 year old or I have to visit /int/ more often. What gives?

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What did the Russos mean by this?

>>82359759
Made me think of Archer for some reason.

>>82362390
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/robert-downey-jr-to-appear-in-spider-man-homecoming-1201758355/

It could just be a small role

>>82362412
>Bucky is played by a Romanian actor
it's like pottery

>>82361929
Extensive detective work, I'm guessing. Checked out Spider-Man's movement patterns, looked for as much footage and photos as possible, got a good, accurate estimate of general height and weight, probably went through a lot of trouble.

Peter's only started this gig, so I doubt he's fully mastered the art of protecting his secret identity. If Tony Stark wants to find out who you are, it's probably a little easier for him than it would be for others.

>>82362390
Tony Stark and Peter Parker scenes were great. I'm not worried at all.

>>82362419
It's even positioned right under where his dickbulge is.

>>82362454
My guess is he's basically gonna be the Ultimate Nick Fury of the MCU's Peter. There's rumors that Evans might show up too, so I guess the plan is to make them both mentor figures to Peter?

>>82362454
>It could just be a small role

Like he was supposed to have before Civil War?

>>82362412
Those bits were in Berlin, that's where the base of operations was.

So I guess Peter's Spider-Sense partially manifests as extremely good eyesight in this universe, hence the need to limit what he sees as necessary?

>>82361640
I'm not even Russian and I was offended by how bad it was
it feels good being multilingual and picking up shit like that though
>>82361676
no, they're totally different, Romanian comes from Latin while Russian comes from Slavic

>The Accords reportedly come after Spider-Man in "Spider-Man: Homecoming".

>"Black Panther" centers on the political aftermath of T'Challa's involvement in the Civil War.

>"Ant-Man & The Wasp" will probably explore its ramifications too.

>Inhumans being forced to register in "Agents of SHIELD", not that anyone cares.

Pretty nifty.

>>82362574
I think more that his sight gets distracted by a lot of detail.

>>82361676
He has a bit of an accent when he speaks Romanian too, probably because he left the country when he was really young. And like this anon said >>82362582 Russian and Romanian are very different.

>>82362600
Somehow the Captain America friends have the most impact in the wider MCU.

>First Hydra/SHIELD infiltration
>Now the Accords

>>82362460
Does he ever get to speak any? Not that I would recognize it.

>>82362600
>The Accords reportedly come after Spider-Man

Maybe that's why RDJ is in the movie.

>>82362672
He speaks it in the movie.

>>82362600
I personally think that with the accords the Spider Slayers would be a pretty good "villain" to use for Homecoming. Basically Spider-Man is a test subject to see if these things can hunt down and capture Superheros.

>>82362600
>Ant-Man & The Wasp
Doesn't this movie come out after Infinity War 1?
It maybe focus on the things those two do during the war against Thanos.

Did anyone else think Vision plummeting what looked like 60 floors beneath the compound was kinda dumb? He went way too deep.

>>82362718
I don't want Spider-Man's first real enemies to be a bunch of remote-controlled robutts.

>>82362725
They're gonna declare war on you, not Thanos.

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>>82362749
Next time he'll know better than angering his overpowered waifu.

>>82362693
What, him trying to convince Pete to sign?

>>82362749
they had to show off Wanda's powers in some way

>>82362762
Well I was also thinking they'd hire Kraven.

>>82362809
Maybe it'll be one of the subplots of the movie.

>>82361370
They did the same thing in Winter Soldier with the french in the beginning, they casted french-canadians from Québec.
That's like casting an australian to play a british guy.

>>82362817
Well if they're gonna bring in Kraven, they'd better use him now while they're still able. He already kicked Bucky's ass so if he accumulates any more experience, he'll be far beyond Kraven's league before you know it. He especially cannot come after Infinity War because after that shit, come on. Kraven's a B-lister at best.

>>82359149
General Ross better come back as Red Hulk

>>82362600
Did you just take this out of your ass

>>82362808
Lord I hope they don't get together in the movies. Hated that in the comics. I'm sure Whedon is way into it, though.

>>82362814
It was pretty boss when he looked kind of rocky as he increased his mass to break the bow/arrows.

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>>82362893
Sorry pham.

>>82362837
So it will turn him against Tony too, because mentor figure or not but Peter just wants to help people his own way, not work for the government in some strike force deal.

>>82362893
They're definitely hinting at it.
Does Vision have a dick?

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>>82362986
Probably not, but then agan, he made his cape appear out of nowhere.
I'm sure he'll work something out to entertain her.

>>82362986
Maybe he can create one like he créateur his cape ?

>>82362986
If he doesn't, he can probably grow one.

>>82363050
Created*

>>82362986
>>82363036
>>82363050
>>82363056
>needing a need a dick when you can literally get inside her

>>82363081
That would be too much, until she can control her powers, who knows what would happen if she orgasm'd like that.

>>82359534
>we Matrix now
This is so lazy...

>>82362718
>>82362762
>>82362817
Spider Slayers would be great. It'd basically be Jameson as the villain, which is perfect for early Spider-Man. They could also get Scorpion involved.

>>82358334
The spanish cam? Or is there an english one out?

>>82363138
Spanish cam

>>82363109
We won't know what would happen until they do. Maybe her orgasm will be so strong Wanda will rearrange reality and make your waifu real.

>>82362875
They could always do "vague magic potion" bullshit.

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>>82363190
Would be a paradox if Wanda made Wanda real.

>>82363218
Paradoxes are nothing against Chaos Orgasms.

>>82362023
He does show a little more face lines than he had in Clueless, but it might just be because modern cameras capture more detail than they did in the 90s.

>>82362875
>Kraven's a B-lister at best.
So was Whiplash, Cross, Stane, etc. Remember they don't really follow the comics that closely, they can easily make Kraven go on par with Spidey.

What did the text Cap got before he went to Peggy's funeral say? I was distracted wondering what the fuck a 'vivo' phone is.

>>82362469
all he would have to do is get a tracker on peter and wait till the tracker stops moving for a few hours as he sleeps.