Problemsleuth 2

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Reminder that we never got to see these two fight as a team, or even pose as one.

>>82321661
Characters who don't deserve to live:

Post-retcon Vriska
Jack Noir (Formerly Bec Noir)
Post-retcon Karkat
Me IRL
Andrew Hussie
MSPA Reader

Prove me wrong.

Will Hussie do anything for the tenth anniversary of Jailbreak (this coming September 24)?

>>82321998
>implying hussie cares

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>>82321998
Suicide

>>82321998
Get himself arrested beforehand and break out.

>>82322077
Will he ascend to Cuck tier?

>>82322258
HOW CAN HE ASCEND TO KEK TIER
WHEN HE ALREADY IS

they deserved to live more than the kids and trolls

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>>82322097
That's something old Hussie would do. Nu Hussie will probably retcon Problem Sleuth's ending.

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What was his name again?

This is one nice Problem Sleuth thread.

>>82323062
Kid Blueperson.

>>82323062
Zoosmell Pooplord

>>82323062
John "fucks rose's mom" egbert

Daily reminder Spades did nothing wrong and didn't deserve to die.

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>>82323062
The guy that likes to fuck other guys

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>>82323294
>didn't get to avenge his FUCKING casino
Maybe Joey will avenge him

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>>82323062
John "Greyskin Genocider" Egbert.

Which characters should new readers avoid at all costs?

>>82323391
all of them

>>82323391
Look pal. The only, and most important character in homestuck, is Eridan

This guy here caused a genocide of angels, has a god weapon, is a hipster and uses the power of empirical science to his ends. There isnt anyone as awesomea s him.

So, ignore everyone lse except for John adn Roxy

>>82321853
>Jack Noir (Formerly Bec Noir)
Fuck that Jack Noir made things interesting for a time. That's more than I can say about any other antagonist in the whole fucking comic with the exception of caliborn (not LE).

>>82321853
>Post-retcon Vriska
Her callout of pre-retcon Vriska was perfect, anon.

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>>82323062
What's her name again?

>>82323583
Jade "Impregnation or Decapitation" Harley

Can we shitpost about Jade being pregnant yet?

Do you think Hussie got Halftruth preggers and that's why he's been so silent about his comics lately?

>>82323583
Jade "Inseminate or I Castrate" Harley

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>>82323632
Jade's not pregnant anymore

>>82323583
Literally who

>>82323678
No, but ipgd is.

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>>82321661
Daily reminder that Vriska did nothing wrong and that she is the best character in homestuck.

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>>82323632
I liked the stuff about trolls raising fake babies as a roleplay assignment and them constantly killing said babies on accident thing we had last thread.

And it quickly spiraling out of hand.

>>82323706
>poor wallet
dave probably gave the new civilization the idea of a stock exchange just to game the fuck out of it again
not that he ever uses the money

>>82323774
Post-retcon Vriska, yes.

>>82323774
If it happens multiple times a day but once per thread, it's a threadly reminder

SHITPOST BETTER

Can we all just stop to admire Caliborn here?

Like, he is possibly the most dangerous villain I have ever seen. This guy has the determination that surpasses those of heroes, never wavers, walks his path proudly taking on everything the universe sends at him and, above all else, due to his speech of Lord of Time (time being in his favor) and the fact the alpha timeline must always be followed, it isnt wrong to say he has protagonism and plot armor on his side.

Like, this guys puts most protagonists to shame if they were in his place and surpasses most villains the world ever knew. If he wasn't a funny jerk, most of his accomplishments would be examples of what must be done to win

>>82321661
Anyone got the spades slick retcon timeline from yesterday?

>>82323791
>implying he doesn't buy his kids whatever they want and spoil them rotten because he's afraid of ending up like Bro and NOT caring

>>82323326
>John: Fuck the other guy

>You can't fuck the other guy because you are not a homosexual!

>You are now fucking the other girl.

>What will you do?

>>82323761
With Hussie's child?

>>82323893
Yes. It's just a pair of lips right now though.

>>82323786
>on accident
all the surviving trolls are from a society where their own larval offspring were their primary staple food.

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what do you guys think Nektan and Meirfa will do in Hiveswap?

>>82323972
die moments after their introduction
again

>>82323972
>those anons saying that nektan and mierfa weren't on alternia
>they're in hiveswap concept art
>trizza is confirmed an alternian heiress at some point before feferi
well well well

>>82323972
>>82324020
>tfw minami won't be in hiveswap

>Guy pays Hussie $20 to make the Midnight Crew
>They're essential characters in Homestuck
>Two people pay $10,000 each to canonize their fantrolls
>They're killed off after one panel

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>>82323972
hey wait a second
they were shown killed in the comic on some alternian space colony right? So that means (or maybe not because of time shit) that this'll be before the vast glub and all that. so where does trizza fit in?

>>82324065
Should've invested in a time machine! :^)

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>>82323966
Yes but they're doing a human baby roleplay

does anyone have that photo of Hussie's nip slip?

>>82323786
>GA: Jade You Have About Fifteen Broodspawn
>GA: Surely This Means You Can Spare Some Supplies

>>82324232
lip slip?

>>82323966
grubs =/= wigglers

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favorite lands?

>>82324257
>GA: What Do You Mean You Need To Keep Changing The Diapers
>GA: How Wasteful

>>82324276
LOWAS is the comfiest land and anyone who disagrees is wrong

>>82324304
GG: you stole like fifty diapers!
>GA: Yes And We Went Through Fifty Human Babies
>GA: One For Each
>GA: I Took Extra In Case We Killed More
>GA: And We Did

hey i saw someone a couple threads ago saying they miss radiations old homestuck videos
are they still around, because I have a bunch, maybe all of them but i can't tell

>>82324351
>GA: Speaking Of Which Do You Have Any Spare Flour Sacks

>>82321853
Why does everyone want Karkat to die for no reason

>>82324546
Can you upload them?

>>82324276
Crypts and Helium is my favorite. It's got beautiful colors and architecture. Not to mention, the seed pods and empty ruins give it an eerie, poetic atmosphere too.
Also, Myststuck was excellent and so was the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWSphawicMY
Still gives me chills, after all this time.

(Honorary mention to LOLAR and LOWAS as well.)

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>>82324823
>[LOUD CHEWING IN THE FOREGROUND]

>>82324686
putting it on mediafire now, will post when it's done

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>>82325150
speaking of I have my nice land folder up on mega.nz if anyone wants it.
Canon
Non-Canon
and Land Ideas

>>82325272
does it have http://reddpenn.tumblr.com/post/82071366825/reposting-my-randomly-generated-lands-due-to-a in there?
I downloaded a pack of lands a few weeks ago and those were conspicuously absent

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>>82325354
holy shit these are new to me

I mostly collected mine through finding tumblrs and saving lands posted here

>>82323062
John "Motherfucker" Egbert

horrorterror shirt arrived today

comfy af.

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>>82325272
Ooh, post it!

>>82325354
Damn. These really make me want to get to work on my fangame project. (Which, uh, will probably have to wait a month or two until I'm on summer break. But it'll happen. Probably.)

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>>82325589
the one with Rose?
>>82325612
https://mega.nz/#!nRBFQaBR!62qliMRaEDKWmTdfT6T8xdej4WDAfV6hxNVfC-17DcM
here you go. Its missing this land you just posted since this is new to me!
Know the artist?

>>82325612
This is clearly dawn reeee

>>82325638
>the one with Rose?
yeah. pretty much the only homestuck merch I'd wear apart from a gamebro shirt.

fits fine.

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>>82325691
I just ordered a doom T-shirt for my knight cosplay I'm gonna do for Pax.

This land here is one of my absolute favorites. I dont know why but theres something incredible about this land that makes it really stick with me.

>>82325737
I was going to get a doom zipup until the WP store went down.

I wonder what the consorts would be, like gaseous revenants or something? it's pretty nice.

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>>82325780
I imagine some kind of will o wisp creatures

this one has a song attached
http://tindeck.com/listen/zvna

>>82325638
Thanks!
I thought it was drawn by http://land-of-so-and-so.tumblr.com/ but upon further inspection it wasn't (no wonder the styles don't match).
So, no idea. But I'm sure it was a HS thread drawfriend who took requests a couple months ago, try digging through the archive.

>>82325612
>>82325638
>>82325354
Fuck, these are beautiful. I've got my work cut out for me with that visual generator.

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Did anybody else enjoy the Homestuck routes in Namco High?

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>>82325903
I know that guy. I actually commisioned him to make my land Insomnia and Thought
(this one was by a guy who totally disappeared off tumblr. no idea what happened to him)

I'm writing a fan session for you, hst. where should I post it? Ao3? pastebin? are there any other options?

>>82325932
I never even played it.

It looked dumb.

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>>82325934
The one I posted, you mean? Argh. That's a shame. Is his tumblr still up?

>>82325150
>>82324686
https://www.mediafire.com/?quw7vy03dc7cuuz
I also put in one mashup he did that was from his tumblr, I was going to put in that robotitties video but I couldn't find it, the video wasn't made by radiation anyway

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>>82325948
I reccomend Archive of our own. Easy to keep track of.
>>82325932
I spent 15 fucking dollars on this.

>>82325932
I played it for about 15 minutes and got bored pretty quickly

>>82323294
>Spades died
>Jack lived
Life is not fair.

>>82325948
will gaydeer, bowmanon and katnep be there?

>>82326013
>Land of Islands and Space
...How does that even work? Is the planet just a bunch of scattered islands held together in a vaguely sphere-shaped pattern?

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>>82326059
basically super mario galaxy

I like seeing people who aren't fucking bangin' artists drawing their lands.
http://tindeck.com/listen/gehu

http://tindeck.com/listen/gehu

>>82326045
This is a dishonor to the Aimless Renegade's memory. Both Jack Noir and Vriska Serket must be brought to justice, or the new civilization will live forever in shame.

>>82325965
It is dumb, but it was kind of fun dicking around with Davesprite and Terezi, I guess.

>>82325932
this blurb is more entertaining than the actual game

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>>82326103
also found these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTDm4k5PI9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMAf_tCSu7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUAr-wl5J2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS9Kk3Snepo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rvkwSRTUHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67qilPABSDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX-NpFq3eBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-qVaYw5QWI

>>82326049
metastuck stuff, along with Mobius/Hadron and some hsg memes and stuff from the HSGRP will probably show up but I don't want to use actual people just I don't know them well enough/I wouldn't want to cast undue aspersions on their character.

>>82325847
that's neato

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Name four characters who would go full Griffith on their friends

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>>82326232
http://tindeck.com/listen/tevnz
amethyst and rhythm isnt too bad


attached is the land of lazers and cheese

>>82326320
Caliborn
Gamzee
Meenah
Wayward Vagabond

>>82326320
vriska
aranea
mindfang
beforus vriska

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>>82326349
http://tindeck.com/listen/lqgp
Frost and glass

>>82326320
what

what does that entail

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>>82326419
http://tindeck.com/listen/zlak
One of the lands from that /trash/ rp group was bells and ruin but this is pretty close

>>82326466
a fall from grace and selling out your closest allies to reclaim your former glory

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>>82326540
http://tindeck.com/listen/hpxr
Fear and Frogs
[In case you can't tell some of these aren't perfect matches but close enough]

>>82326320
Eridan
Gamzee
Vriska
Karkat

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>>82326605

>>82326623
that would be such a headache to be stuck with

unless you like OFF I guess

>>82326623
Why are some lands "land of x and ANGELS"
Concorts arent mentioned in land names
Does that mean angels aren't living beings?

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>>82326792
well I dont think they are consorts or they're a very special case. Eridan did have wwrath and angels

>>82326792
Angels are probably more analogous to Frogs than salamanders/crocodiles/turtles/iguanas somehow.

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>>82326852

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>>82326893
someone posted this a few threads ago and I really like it

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>>82326958
I did a thing

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this was another one I edited I think. Dave's torso was super long

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>>82327381

>>82326320
Eridan
Eridan
Eridan
Eridan

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>>82324276
The future post-scratch version of Earth that Caliborn inhabits made an immediate impression on me. There's something about the grey and desolate landscape, the black sky, and the scattered communications towers that is very intriguing.

>>82326559
few characters have "grace" or "former glory" in the first place though.
from what i gather after a bit of googling around, that character has a literal aura of charisma and powers that come pretty close to space powers
so from least to most likely
4. Karkat
3. (Tavros)
2. Jane
1. GCATavrosprite

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>>82327710
Somber cool colored lands seem to be well recieved

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>>82327794
>have this as part of a rotation for wallpapers
>hey bro mind if I use your computer
>almost always this

>>82328088
cute as hell

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>>82328111
its either that this one. Consistently out of the like 24 rotating ones

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>>82328088

>>82328175
top rox

>>82328088
I find it hard to imagine dersites or imps roaming such pleasant sorroundings.

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>>82328228

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>>82328244
this ones animated

>yfw andrew announces spliced classpects
>Page + Knight = Squire
>Squire of SpaceTime
>solos his session like a motherfucker

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>>82328277

>>82328336
>Land of Clockwork and Frogs

>>82328277
>land of eye rape

>>82323062
Jake

>>82328367
What is that symbol

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>>82328367

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>>82328536
I want to say its dusk/moon. Some fan aspect from a looong time ago.

>>82328479
Hiveswap is looking fantastic.

What determines a player's land? There seems to be a lot of theories on classpects but not a whole lot for lands. I feel like some of it has to do with fear, but it doesn't seem to be the case with all of them.

>>82328691
Well all space players have frogs (but knowing sburb, there will be exceptions). A lot of them have to do with aspect though. The betas all have something pretty directly linked with their aspect which is sort of disappointing. The trolls are the same.

>>82328691
the original 4 had lands that represented their aspect and an element

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>>82328691
Early on they all had something to do with their aspect
wind and shade
light and rain
wind and zephyr


heat and clockwork
frost and frogs
maps and treasure
caves and silence
tents and mirth

eventually that fell away. Kind if like how when we first saw the planets they were all going to have something weird with them. John's covered in oil, Dave's stuck in amber, Jade's potentially irradiated, and Rose's toxic. He mentioned it in the book commentary and said he dropped it early on.

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Rubber and Glass
Dodge and Burn
Stumps and Dismay
Tears and Frogs

anyone have a link to the metastuck album?

>>82328228
>stars visible through shadows in moon
ow my autism hurts

>there are still people with hype for hiveswap
imagine being this retarded

>>82329096
Oh fuck I didn't even notice that, I was too busy wondering where the sun would have to be in relation to the lunar cycle

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>black haired hsg
woah

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>>82328691
The Beta Kids' planets are inverted mirrors of their personalities:
John is generally a pretty positive guy, but his planet is all dark and dim.
Rose has likes her goth aesthetic but her planet is bright and shiny.
Dave plays it cool, but his land is mostly made up of boiling hot lava.
Jade is cheerful and emotional, but her land is covered in cold snow.

Troll lands are somewhat related to the aspects:
Quartz = Time (Quartz is used in clocks, e.g. watches)
Zephyr = Breath (Zephyr is a type of wind)
Fire (Brains?) = Doom (???)
Tea = Heart (???)
Pulse = Blood (Obvious)
Frogs = Space (Super Obvious x2 Combo)
Thought = Mind (x3 COMBO!!!)
Treasure = Light (Fortune)
Silence = Void (Makes sense)
Mirth = Rage (There might be a connection...)
Angels = Hope (Canon)
Dew = Life (Hm.. ?)

Alpha Kids' lands are associated with sepulchers (Crypts, Mounds, Pyramids, Tombs), symbolizing the void session, and noble gases (Helium, Xenon, Neon, Krypton), which cannot form bonds (perhaps symbolic of the alpha kids' relationships).

And then there's Caliborn's Earth, presumably Land of Colors and Mayhem, because of glowy pool ball eyes and time shenanigans. That's all I've got.

>>82323554
It was Vriska talking to Vriska. How can that be good?

>>82326958
this is beautiful, anybody have any idea who drew it?

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I remember years ago I did one of those generator things
>weapon was a snowglobe machete
>consorts were scubadogs
>land of crystals and spires

One of the best things about homestuck generators is the lands. it's cool how just 2 words can paint a whole aspect of reality

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>>82329219
here's a thing I made trying to link A2 and B1 lands to titles

>>82329096
>>82329176
You two should marry and have beautiful autistic babies

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what the fuck was her problem

>>82329537
She was happy being dead and then she realized she had to be another facet of a generally lame and useless character for the next 6000+ pages

i want to fuck a girl troll

who do i start with
any tips?

>>82329537
>you will never console a crying jadesprite

I just wanna hug her and tell her everything will be ok.

and maybe stroke her ears a little

>>82329611
okay Tavros

>>82329610
start with eridan and work your way up

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found the metastuck folder DEEP in my music. uploading it now

Are all consorts reptilian/amphibious creatures? Or can they be whatever the land calls for?

Imagine a Sburb session with /v/, /a/, /pol/, and /tv/ as the players.

How would it go?

Homestuckers, what should I draw?

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>>82329751
https://mega.nz/#F!uJpiCJrZ!05WnTCSqnylox2pHLThhzQ
metastuck album + hiatusstuck

>>82329856
/v/ never makes it into the game, since he declares it shit without even installing it.
/pol/ launches a campaign of genocide against the Dersites.
/tv/ prototypes a Bane figurine.

>>82329867
Caliborn getting his Lord cape stuck in an escalator

also never use that word again it triggers me

lands is a good topic, give me land requests

So has anyone here tried project overseer?

Thoughts?

>>82329856
a prototypes a daki of some underage anime girl and then himself by trying to fuck the sprite
becomes the happiest creature in the multiverse and stops giving a shit about the game or anything else

>>82329933
Land of Tar and Flight.

>>82329924
NO CAPES!

>>82329856
/tv/ would have the Land of Airfields and Crash Sites
/pol/ would prototype the Art of the Deal, to get the Donaldsprite.
/v/ would flip out at the thought of taking part of anything Homestuck related
I don't know shit about /a/.

>>82329933
Clockwork and Fear from the HSGRP thingy
As the HEIR of TIME, you are surrounded by clock towers and an urban mechanical construct based in an industrial setting, smog, consorts steeped in a terribly inefficient bureaucracy, and a rather dreary planet poisoned with DREAD at every turn. The slightest misstep can lead to your doom, every pathway and travel must be transversed with care in order for one to get through safety. As a Heir of Time, one must learn to manage and understand the complicated bureaucratic time management and take control of this planets complicated infrastructure. Infernal problems such as the pollution and smog, hazardous accidents and industrial hazards will only subside once the player Masters this and fully realizes their planets full potential, turning the fear and Clockwork into a Gristmaking, productivity machine. The planet is designed to induce existential dread and Claustrophobia by it's nature.

>>82329924
Sorry, I meant to say Homesticker. Give me a moment to reset my computer because my tablet is a piece of shit.

>>82329934
old one was eh, new one is better, but without the pesterchum client implemented, playing with random guys is really awkward. you can't alchemize apparel yet, which makes leveling up harder and harder as you just get smacked down in one hit. gates are pretty pointless right now too. it shows promise

>>82329933
land of ceramics and stone!

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>>82329933
Insomnia and Thought

>>82329933
Ink and Crossroads?
Signposts between diverging roads, rivers of black ink ala LOWAS (but with the occasional trickle red/blue ink mixing in), giant quills planted into the ground, teal rock and a vague chinese garden aesthetic.

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>>82330071

>>82330043
the term is "homeslices"

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>>82330132
this land reminds me of that game "A story about my uncle"
p. sweet game. Its basically a game made around the hookshot from ocarina of time

>>82329933
sunflowers and sanity

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>>82330180
this land is from red dead virgo anyone remember the name?

>>82330165
That's better than fans just being called "Homestucks". That doesn't even make sense, that's the fucking name of the story. It would be like fans "MS Paint Adventures".

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>>82330315

>>82330185
i don't know what would go first in the title canonically. sunflowers and sanity or sanity and sunflowers. oh well

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>>82330337

>>82330315
Snow and Sanguine I believe

>>82329933
land of milk and honey

>>82329933
Land of Sleet and Silence

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>>82329934
>>82330047
I think overseer would be distinctly improved by some kind of 'gm' functionality.

One 'player' who's job it is to create the lands and items, assign classpects and put together the results of prototyping sprites all in realtime.

You could maybe tangle it up in the setting by having that player be a guardian or exile with their own quest to do on the side.

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>>82330357
>Snow
if you say so

>>82330395
I like the sound of that one

>>82330331
Adventurers

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>>82330416

>>82329933
Land of Paint and Glub

>>82329933
Land of Land and Land.

>>82329934
The gameplay mostly involves grinding, and that takes the form of clicking buttons over and over again, then waiting until your action counter refreshes.
Now, I don't mind this in, say, Fallen London, which has tailor-made descriptions or illustrations. But The Overseer Project does not, since it aims to be so vague it could apply to any session.
Want to alchemize stuff? OK, does you want special powers on your item? Then you better have a popular weapon and be prepared for a wiki walk, and then gathering a bunch of grist that might even not drop in your session. Are you alright with non-consumable, non-wearable items with no special effects? Alright, you can make your own.
Even with special powers, combat is kinda clunky and boring.
Inventory management is horrible, and the UI is generally awfum and unclear UI. (Of all the options available, you'll use half a dozen most, and you'll need to remember the menus ny heart).
Griefing is easy, fuckups are hard to fix.
No internal messaging system, meaning you need to play with friends and use a third party chat client.
So nah, don't waste your time on it. It's got potential, but it's not fun. And it probably won't be for a long while.

Honestly the way worlds balance seems kinda sucky. You could have a nice comfy world like land of pacifism and trees, or something completely hellish and retarded like land of seizures and screaming

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>>82330441

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>>82330555

>>82330505
The big problem is the inventory imo, if you get that in a good visual drag/drop window, images or not it would make it a hell of a lot easier for everyone. then more people would get into it and flesh out the alchemized items list, so you don't have to make one yourself everytime you have an idea.

>>82330505
A lot of these complaints seem like complains that would just go to SBURB in general

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>>82330577

>>82329933
Land Of LOLARA And Recursive Acronyms

>>82330533
It always seems to be a destiny sort of thing, but I think even when they suck they are supposed to be able to be handled by the person that gets them.

It's like a weird reflection of who they are combined with a setting of what they need to accomplish to complete their quest.

Either way, I guess it's not really about "balance" as much as it is the game trying to bring back the best in that person or have them fail.
Sburb as a game kinda sucks for balance.

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>>82330601

>>82330421
Thanks. Just an idea I've had bouncing around for a while

Also thanks for the lame joke, it made me chuckle.

Homestuck would make a lot more sense if the title was Homestack

>>82330700
>Ghosts and Roses
>not Guns and Roses

One job.

>>82330740
oh shit

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>>82330700
>>82330740
bruh

>>82330740
yeah because the homegirls are STACKED

>>82329933
Clouds and Enclaves. It will definitively be very different than how I picture it

>>82330533
Yeah, I think trying to put a comprehensive framework to their assignment is a fools task, given how loosely other parts of sburb were outlined. I personally like to think they have some connection to the player inhabiting them, however loose. Some may be generated in a way to help the player get an understanding of their powers, such as the traversing of gears in Dave's world with the constant thread of a fall into lava. It fits with his Time aspect, given it's heavily weighted in the management of interconnected activities with the constant, looming threat of dead Daves through the slightest misstep. Then you get other lands like Nepeta's Land of Little Cubes and Tea which don't seem to have much of a link to her aspect or class without digging deep for some connection like >>82329419 suggested.

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>>82330833

>>82330914
>Land of Little Cubes and Tea

The connection is LOLCAT. Honestly, looking for deeper meaning than that seems folly here.

>>82330740
kek

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>>82330993

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>>82331018

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>>82331039

u think roxy has her hymen still
no way right?

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>>82331089

I have been unbearably bored since homestuck ended. The 2 years or so before that I lived off of homestuck threads, but now I just don't know what to do.

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>>82329933
>tfw I missed the request call

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>>82331117
>>82331132
do what I did and start getting into drawing and smaller hobbies

>>82331100
not since the invention of the rumble pak

>>82331100
She lost it at the age of 14 to a cute Carapacian.

>>82331001
That's kind of my point.

>>82329933
this isn't a request but were you the one what did gore and machinery a long time ago? if so thanks

>>82331188
>that one fic where Roxy roams around sucking, fucking and footjobbing random carapaces on a quest to find her shoes and Mutie

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>>82331180
>>82331204
dont ban me mods

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so did this have any merit to it or what?

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>>82331225

>>82331194
Poor Nepeta. Hussie never took her for full as a character. And then John says she looks cute. After finding her corpse.

>>82331218
link?

>>82331249
This would eventually just become land of ocean if the temperature's right

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>>82331249
this land reminds me of that mario kart wii track

>>82331285
It's on AO3 somewhere, but the author deleted so it's hard to find without doing some searching. I think it's on the foot fetish dropbox as well, but I don't remember the link to that or if it still exists.

>>82331311
maybe the quest is to dissipate the light somehow, saving the consorts from drowning

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>>82331312

did rose and kanaya ever fuck on the meteor

>>82331271
Don't remind me man, I'm still too disappointing from the lack of closure with the main cast to be annoyed at squandered supporting cast potential. John's got some rather odd, yet solid tastes in the ladies at least.

>>82331364
>entire planet is just roses and roads
wat

ŚMH all these look similar to my OC lands even if the names are different. I guess we're not a creative bunch

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>>82331364

>>82331420
>Land of Swamps and Ogres

>>82331285
>>82331338
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7fq1ththgiq2ued/AAB7F25hbi7YMvui143CYxHpa/Roxy/Fics/Roxys%20Day%20Out.pdf?dl=0

>>82331233
I think you can handwave it by saying Robo-Slick was always in the post retcon after leaving authorspace. It's not pretty, but not much of the retcon is.

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>>82331420

>>82330993
I never knew that got drawn, that's tight.

>>82331450
I don't get how that explains the events between the felt mansion and the alternian universe being destroyed. think about it, slick never got to smash vriska's clock with the crowbar, so she's still alive. but he also never got to shoot snowman?

it hurts my head

Is there a tumblr gallery for these lands?

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>>82331460

I wanted to check out thoe strip poker fanfics I saw being mentioned.

>58k and 123k words respectively

What the shit.

>>82331510
imagine the noise

>>82331510
Reminds me of blight town.

Somebody should make a dark souls 1 mspa much in the same vein of prequel.

I 100%'d it on 360 and pc so I have a really good idea of the whole map and nuance of it.

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>>82331510

>>82331574
Is that Sweet Bro's or Hella Jeff's land?

>>82331570
sounds like you should do it then.

>>82331609
I forgot to add on at the end 'I'm shit at spriting/art in general. I went back to check that I said it reminded me of blighttown so the whole tangent wasn't completely out of the blue.

>>82331413
one of them seem suspiciously close to a land I had in an rp session, Land of Sun and Towers I think it was.

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>>82331574
>>82331600

>>82331626
so you can be the idea guy then.

or you can do like the guy who did one punch man and draw it despite having no artistic talent.

>>82331642

Mine is land of prisms and auroras which I imagined looking similar to >>82331249
with crystalline prisms floating in the sky dispersing colorful lights

>>82331626
Do a quest. You can get away with shitty art if your writing is alright.

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>>82331669

>>82331497
The retcon didn't have to erase that, it preserves a lot of things. Basically the image is trying to make the normal branching timeline rules apply instead of the IT JUST WERKS nature of retconning.

Ok, let's say a fan adaptation of SBURB lets you build and play in your own land.
Would you prefer a small selection of wildly different themes with unique gameplay, or control over every parameter, without a lot of difference in mechanics between two lands?

>>82331626
with practise you'll git gud

>>82331756
I. . .

I want both though.

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>>82331740

>>82331744
why did hussie have to pull this retcon shit when he was really fucking good with time travel up until that point. it was one of the reasons I liked homestuck, causality is neat as hell.

>>82331794
probably the person he hired in 2012 to animate the ending was like "shit's finished bro" and he was like oh fuck i have to make the current plot tie into what i thought was going to happen back then

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>>82331786

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>>82331854

>>82331854
all these lands looks so comfy
>you will never explore your own land with a bunch of consort friends
why even live

Could Caliborn take down LE if he put his mind to it?

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>>82331897

>>82331756
you could probably do both but not really
have major archetypes that are randomized for appearance and small terrain changes

>>82331918
No. Caliborn is just some brat.

>>82321661
Spades Slick dying broke my fucking heart.

>>82331756
Somewhere in between wouldn't be too tricky. It's not THAT hard to make the core gameplay robust enough to allow for a variety of lands.

I mean, at it's core, SBURB is a melange of combat, exploration, and puzzles.

>>82329933
Still requesting? Land of Cells and Dials.

How did people who didn't read Problem Sleuth even get the "Auto-Pastry" joke?

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>>82331950
animated

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jeez loise, that's a lot of lands
>>82331204
yeah that was me, no prob friendo
>>82330012
<-

>>82331756
I'd rather have aesthetic differences and similar playstyle. Ideally the gameplay would be robust enough that the way the land generates changes the way you play.

i.e. poison gas means you need a gas mask. ignitable gas means you cant use fire without blowing up the entire planet

>>82326349
Almost looks like Land of Lazers & Cheese

>>82331785
>>82331951
>>82331974
Well, um, I suppose there's always roleplay, providing you have the right GM.
Okay, it's probably possible. Maybe with 3D noise and a good bunch of prefabs? Dunno. I certainly don't see it working with the 2D terrain generation you see in Terraria or Starbound.
It's mostly that I'd like my fangame to be done before 2020, if that's possible.

>>82332060
OK, that's a good point. Thanks for weighing in.

>>82332048
oooh I like that.

btw the text for the lands is Carima

>>82332048
That's pretty creative

I want a land that's just a giant prison and the consorts are actually convicts.(there's probably a disproportionate amount of dersites there compared to prospitians.)

Land of accidentally dropped soap and money. That way it turns into LOADSA$. Don't know where money fits into the prison theme, but whatever.

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>>82332185

>>82332048
Man that looks great, almost a shame those rising globe-like structures are made of tar though. I can envision a water based world with those present, perhaps with individual schools of fish in them for a bit of colour. Still, looks stellar, very dystopian for the unfortunate soul who ends up situated there.

>>82332200
actually, dersites and prospitians aren't generally on lands, are they?

I've forgotten more about homestuck than I ever knew about it.

>>82332200
They're all imprisoned for embezzlement, theft and being way too cash money

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>>82332242

So, is Act 5 Act 1 called that, Hivebent, and MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND? Why does it need so many names?

>>82332310
Probably because it was called Hivebent before it was given an act name

I kind of like that everything in homestuck has at least several terms

>>82332158
You'd need procedural world generation that equals, or perhaps even exceeds that of Dwarf Fortress. That's the big hurdle you've got to jump to make anything like a Sburb game.

For the core gameplay, anything simple and vaguely RPG could work. Terraria is an example, as is Minecraft. You could also do something like Zelda, or perhaps one of the GBA Dragonball Z games. You don't really need a lot of complexity there.

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>>82332301

>its a "flat landscape with some of the things from the title on it" land

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Oh, neat. I love Land stuff. To be honest half the reason I did RDV was just because I wanted to have fun imagining new Land variants. I should have asked for more art of it while I was writing it.

So any game is literally unwinnable without a Space and Time player?

>>82332310
Hivebent is the name of the adventure which happens to begin and end with the act.

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>>82332504
neato
I remember liking that waaay back when. I dont remember much about it.

>>82332515
I don't think we ever saw why a session needs a Time player but no Space players means no frogs.

>>82332515
Yeah, but every game by default has at least 2 players, one Time, one Space.

Let's have some awful land names/ideas:

>Land of Trumps and Stumps
>Land of Piss and Shit
>Land of Weed and Coke
>Land of Gas and Fire
>Land of Food and Mold

>>82332393
>Land of Mountains and Knowledge
>Literally Tibet

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>>82332539
It was a bloodswap fic. That's about it.

>>82332565
Land of X and Pyramids stop making pyramid lands you fucking hacks

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>>82332539

>>82332550
Except when not. i.e. alpha kids

>>82332616
how about triangles

no for real like plain triangles fucking everywhere in every single motif and design

>>82332634
they are half a session genius

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>>82332634
Dave and Jade were part of that session as designated players. It was an 8-player session that was waiting for the original 4 kids to show the fuck up already.

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>>82332619

>>82332546
>I don't think we ever saw why a session needs a Time player
It's so they can go back in time and fix things if the timeline becomes doomed.

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>>82332716

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>>82332716
I'm really sad we didn't get to see some more Land shots and luminescence. Hussie should really, really just stick to landscapes and colors for the rest of his career.

>>82332616
Are tetrahedrons okay?

>>82332565
Land of Abortions and Necromancy

>>82332759
Plus the Beat Mesa for every session

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>>82332775

>>82332565
land of squeaky toys and dogs