Do you believe in Steven?

>>82305621
I haven't been keeping up, has the world exploded yet?
I wanna see Steven fuck up like end of evangeleon

Yes.

STEVEN IS CUTE AND PERFECT

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>>82305621

No, and that's coming from a watcher of the series.

He depends on other never himself.

If anything I believe in Steven's friends more than I actually do Steven.

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I've got bad news everyone...

No, not really.

>>82305758
What?

>>82305621
i believe in the Crystal Gems. They need to out Steven and revive Rose

>>82305777
Why is Steven such a puss?

>>82305671
No, but I'm willing to wager that it's coming.

The Earth is going to be destroyed by the Cluster
Steven and the Crystal Gems are going to overthrow Home World and move the humans saved from Last One Out of Beach City there

>>82305834
You've seen the person behind this show, right?

>>82305829
They really do.

>>82305870
Oh yeah, I forgot; in Sugar's world strong male characters can't exist.
Fuck tumblr.

>>82305870
He wasn't a puss in the pilot, though.
Somewhere between that and the first episode they decided "hey, let's make him an unbearable annoying faggot".

>>82305926
Hey, ya can't overshadow any of the strong females, right? Or at least have positive male role models.

>>82305931
That's Genndy, who makes decent male characters, was in charge of the pilot.
After he left, feminists and nu-males took over and made him a faggot.

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>>82306041
All Genndy did was animation timing.

>>82306011
Nope. Male characters have to bow down to the superior woman race. It's the feminist manifesto.

>>82305790
It's just a Perifag. Don't listen to them.

>>82305621
http://hugboxcrowbar.tumblr.com/post/126196004367/steven-universe-is-cancer-just-like-its-fandom#

>>82306070
Still, the pilot had none of the nu-males and SJWs that work on the show.

>>82306129
How many times are you gonna post your blog shitposter-kun?

>>82306178
He's not wrong though.
Steven is a spoiled little brat.

>>82305836
anon, homeworld is almost certainly a hollowed out skeleton of a world tipped with a million alien spindle structures

there's nothing for humans there

also earth blowing up would be awesome if this were a differently-toned show but i don't think it would fit. The Crystal Gems' whole job is to protect the earth, it would be too hopeless of a picture of they failed in that. Anyway it's 'Last One Out of Beach City', not 'Last One Out of Earth'

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>>82306129
>http://hugboxcrowbar.tumblr.com/post/126196004367/steven-universe-is-cancer-just-like-its-fandom#
>4 notes since August of last year

>>82305926
Are you stupid or something? Steven's manned up a shitload of times. I doubt you've ever read Pug Davis either.

>>82305772
I'm Steven.

>>82306463
I'm very disappointed in you.

>>82306463
I'm very dissappointed in you

A long time ago, gems tried to do... something.

>>82305926
It's not that the show is tumblr
It's that Sugar is a obvious fucking lesbian
The show is bursting from the seems with waifu bait but there is not one single character that is husbundo worthy. If Steven was older then maybe but the only good male in the show is a fucking kid

>>82306679
>implying you wouldn't Mayor Dewey

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>>82305621

>>82306679
Isn't she receiving Ian's Black Cock though?

>>82305621
His body's so fucking tiny compared to everything else. How am I supposed to believe in that?

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>>82306859
How bout now fa/m?

>>82305621

No. The guy has never achieved anything by himself and is too dependent on the gems.

>>82306943

Look at those bags under his eyes. By the time Steven is an adult he's already dead inside. even his dad fared better than him and he lives in a van.

>>82306943
im now curious. what part of steven is human?

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>>82307135

His penis?

>>82307135

Everything but the gem.

>>82305756
You are now banned from /sveg/ faggot

>>82305772
IIIIIIII'M Steven.

>>82305621
was this done by zone?

>>82305889
I don't believe in Steven, fuck you all

>>82305621
I believe in Kamen Rider.

>>82306631
This show is slow as shit.

When are we getting a tranny character?

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>>82307196

>>82307412
DYEWTS

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>>82305621
I believe in Jesus.

>>82305621

Nigga ain't Superman. Why would i believe in that fat ass?

You want to bring Steven? But what if his
>penis
gets in the way?

>>82307484
Yes, and there isn't one yet.
>b-but muh La-
No, Lars is not a tranny, despite what tumblr claims.

>>82305621
Yes.

>>82306679
>Implying young Greg wouldn't be a fantastic husbando.

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>>82305621
so how did peridot became so popular all of a sudden, who was the most popular gem before she was introduced?

>>82307135
From what we've seen in Jailbreak, he seems to be a human body with Gem-construct stuff running through it, which gives him his healing spit, his flawed shape-shifting ability, and his unusual strength and resilience.

>>82307338
It was something.

>>82307671
It won't.
*laugh track*

>>82305621
nah. he's a queer.
I do believe in Connie picking up his slack though.

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>>82305889
Believe in Steven

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>>82305621
No. Homeworld was right.

Always have.

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>>82306011
Except most of the Human males in the show are successful small business owners or in positions of power.

The only woman that has a job requiring a high level of education is Connie's Mom. Greg just seems like a bum because he chooses to live a simple life and reject being tied down.

The powerful "female" gems are just rocks that choose to look like earth females.

>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

I didn't know we were being blessed with a Stevenbomb much earlier than June. I also didn't know Rebecca made a pandering children's book about muh lesbians. Honestly, The Answer was kind of weak, we don't have to discuss boring two dimensional space rocks anymore.

no, i believe in steven friends

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>>82306993
Oh yeah? Remember Warp Tour? Steven ignores what the gems tell him in that episode, and if he hadn't they never would have found out about Peridot. Which means Peridot would have never been stranded on earth, which means that they never would have learned about the cluster until it was already too late.
By acting independently Steven has already saved the world

>>82308532

Most of the "human females" are background characters or teenagers.

And only "good male characters" are the french fries family.

>>82305836
>The Earth is going to be destroyed by the Cluster
>Actually believing they'd do something like this

The Cluster will be destroyed effortlessly

>>82306846
No Ian is too beta

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>>82305926
What is he and his brother?

>>82307135
Steven is pretty much a human with Gem powers

>>82308754
Male owns the pizza shop
Male owns the arcade
Male is mayor of the town
Male owns a car wash and is able to put food on the table for his kid who lives on a prime beach front house.

Female is doctor.
Next female in line is a mailman and it goes down from there.

Either this is a cry for (you) or you've swalled the hook that you need a 9 to 5 cube job to be considered successful.

>>82308719

Bullshit. That was mere luck, no intention behind his actions.

He has achieved nothing. NOTHING at all.

>>82308101
Sure If you're a cuck.

>>82305758
The gems are often paralyzed by their own flaws too much to keep going. Early on Steven's weak but he's also got even a child's common sense.

>>82309381
He acted on a hunch, which is more than just luck.

>>82306993
>>82309415
He's the one most like rose who seeks peaceful solutions. Investigating the home warp instead of just smashing it. Making Amethyst and Pearl talk out their differences. Trying to tame the gem monsters which the others thought was completely impossible. Treating Lapis like a person instead of a tool or prisoner. Same with Peridot.
He messes up, but he does bring the peaceful side to a group of soldiers.

>>82309439

Yeah, it is luck. It's EXACTLY what luck is.

>>82309439
I'd say it's more the fact that Steven can think more creatively than Pearl. Pearl is completely adamant that nothing from earth could go through that warp and Steven just asks "What if it's not from earth?" Pearl doesn't dispute this but instead gets really defensive and withdrawn and cuts off the argument.
It's the same thing as the crystal shrimp, pearl comes up with an elaborate plan using everyone and steven just throws sandwiches at them.

>>82309655
No, I mean if you support Homeworld, and you're a human, you're literally a cuck.

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>>82305621

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>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

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>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82305926
You are right, but I still love Steven. I love win-win protagonists.

>>82309274
And a nu-male.

>>82308649
Why does Rebecca Sugar pander to the tumblr crowd so much?

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>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82308033
If you think about it, Connie's more of a hero than Steven is.

>>82310969
I think the thing you need to understand is that Sugar's ideals came from the 00s, while the tumblr mentality is largely a 10s thing.There's overlap, but distinct differences (most notably, the former isn't all that concerned about the T part of the GLBT thing).

Sugar's just pandering to herself and picking up Tumblr fans because of overlapping ideals.

>>82311202
So in other words, she's an SJW.

>>82311243
She's a proto-SJW, yes. She probably spent high school reading Yaoi/Yuri manga, Jhonen Vasquez comics, and telling everyone how bisexual she was (even if she never showed any signs of being interested in women).

>>82309348
>Owns a fast food shop
>Owns an arcade which aren't even relevant anymore
>Is extremely incompetent
>Is a bum

>Successful doctor
>Goverment employee

Yup, the men sure are in charge in this show.

>>82311295
My god why is she allowed to have her own show? She's tumblr as fuck.

>>82305621
I believe in Steven.

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>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82311348
She's "Myspace as fuck". It's important to distinguish the two, because even she's a bit weirded out by how much more extreme things are now than back in her day.

>>82310969
She loves bullying kids to suicide, just like tumblr.

>>82311432
I wouldn't doubt it. She's a hack and a tumblr user.

>>82311416
Nah, she probably connects with the tumblr audience because that's basically her in high school. That's why SU is a tumblr parade.

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>>82305621
I do, but Cartoon Network doesn't

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>>82311479
>hack
No.
>tumblr user
Yes.

>>82305621
Nah
Fuck him

>>82311295
Meanwhile, Ian J.Q. has worked his ass off doing real animation and doesn't get his own because he doesn't do fanart.

Life is unfair sometimes.

>>82311572
Ian has his own upcoming show, dumby.

>>82311570
Seriously though, why is he such an emasculated faggot.

>>82311630
No he doesn't; it was turned into an app.
Meanwhile, Rebecca Tumblr gets a bunch of seasons for her show.

>>82311570
Oh I want to.

>>82311716
A VA confirmed she has recorded 5 episodes.

>>82311630
>>82311773
>responding to bait
>twice

>>82311773
Yeah, the shorts and the games.

>>82311630
>>82311773
Source?

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>>82311807
THROUGH EDUCATION BAIT WILL BE LESS PREVALENT
https://issuu.com/worldscreen/docs/tv_kids_miptv_2016

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>>82305621
God yes. I believe in him more then myself.

>>82311985
So OK KO will be a digital show like Mighty Magiswords?

>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82311879
>the voice actor of K.O., Stephanie Naldolny, confirmed that the series is in production; with her having already recorded his voice for five episodes thus far.
http://cartoonnetwork.wikia.com/wiki/Lakewood_Plaza_Turbo

>>82312011
>That pic
I remember seeing that when the pilot leaked. God that felt like forever ago; it's almost nostalgic.

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>>82312054
Ive been in almost every thread since then. You wanna talk about feeling old. I remember the first general devolving into talking about nude ballet. This is true hell.

>>82312105
>before the general, SU threads were accepted by /co/.
>Headcanons up the ass because we knew so little about the show.
>Mustachio Pistachio
What I wouldn't give to have it all back.

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>>82312147
God damn thats some nostalgia. and some recent nostalgia. What is this feel.

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>>82312147
>Stevie Wonder's Animated Adventure

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>>82312233
F E E L S
E
E
L
S

>>82312233
>>82312278
The pilot's logo was so Star Wars looking. I wonder if that was intentional.

>>82312047
>Wiki
I want to believe so badly...

God damn, just give us the fucking new episodes already. I have nothing to theorize about right now.

I could move on to one piece since I already have some theories but there is no fucking community on tumblr to write for.

>>82312397
Just wait two weeks.

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>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82305758

I hate how attracted I am to Peridot.

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>>82312486

>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

Anyway where's britanon at?

>>82305758
>>82313031
Here's Peri!
http://grizz-oh.tumblr.com/post/138787616682

>>82313594

th-thanks anon.

>>82313635
No problem. Peri is love, Peri is life!

>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82313728
Believe in Peridot.
>>82313594

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>>82308070
>>82312011
>>82312147
We in too deep, /sug/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y

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>>82305889
believe in Steven?

>>82305889
STEVEN IN BELIEVE

>>82308649
Having a kids book like some typical fairy tale love story only gay is a pretty big and awesome deal for gays, especially kids that will find out they're gay

>>82313794

For real, this song was legitimately my shit back when I was in middle school.

Jesus christ, I'm so fucking old now. Where did the time go?

Why the fuck do people talk about this show so much when they can't even understand that the name, it just has to go!
How about, Steven Unicorn? That sounds way cooler than another Master of the Universe ripoff.
Or even Even Stevens!

>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82305621
This show makes me wish I was born after 2000. These kids far superior cartoons. Only shitty part is the fat acceptance bullshit

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>>82311318
You win mate. Clearly being stuck in the rat race as wage slave is far superior too being able to provide for your family with plenty of time to be your own person and owner.

>>82315895
Capital kek mate.

>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

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>>82305621
Yes, strongly.

>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82305889
Believe in Steven

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>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

Real Shitposting Hours.

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>>82317144

Calling it now. Yellow Diamond snaps when she comes to Earth and ends up trying to fuse with the cluster and becomes a Bayonetta boss.

>>82317045
Speaking of, should I kill myself before or after the SU events?
I'm almost essentially homeless and I'm pretty sure this is my rock bottom (please don't post pictures of gem butts quoting me)

>>82305621
>Do you believe in Steven?

You know, this is actually my one major gripe about the show. The creators believe in Steven. Their belief in him is so strong that I cannot escape their presence in this often beautiful, well paced world. Their refusal to let go, their constant plea for us to believe, doesn't fill me with faith. Rather it's a depressing acceptance that he will succeed because it was preordained. Personal growth, sacrifice, these things have been rendered moot. There is no real drama when I can't even entertain the possibility that he might fail, because it doesn't exist. They believe with the fervency of a cult, and all I'm left to look forward to is which gem will be Peridot's first fusion.

>>82306129
Holy shit you are that edgelord from tumblr I remember arguing with you.

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>>82305889
Fuck Steven
Let this hiatus never end

>jasper will never stick her girlmeat up your butt
;_;

>>82317425
Nigga what?

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>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82318901
>Steven will never let you stick in his male coin slot.
;_;7

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>>82305889
>Hiatuses have only been getting worse
>Episodes have just been mellowed out "muh feel" fests
I have lost faith in the Steven, i no longer believe in you.

>>82319193

>mellowed out feelfests
>leaked clip of upcoming episode is a kaiju battle

>>82319249
I don't watch leaks

>>82319193
None of the episodes of the last bomb are "muh feels"

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>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82307605
Kid's been in outer space and seen the stars but he still turned to Jesus.

Catholicism is the strongest force in the universe.

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>>82317198
I could dig it

>>82306011

People who still think Greg is a bad role model, Greg is like the perfect role model for being a caring father. He is very attentive to his send, spends a lot of time with him and genuinely loves him, sure he doesn't have a glamorous job or even own a house, but he still loves his son and that is very important as a role model to be a loving father.

>>82309348

Male is captain of a small Fishing Vessel...working months at a time to provide for his children and wife (who seems to be a stay at home artist.)

If you ever been on a small boat in the middle of the sea you'd know that shit isn't easy.

>>82319444
Not necessarily. Rebecca Sugar wants to shame all males and all fathers by making Greg an ugly slob. The whole "loves his son and cares for him" is just a trick that creators do to hide their true agendas.

>>82311318
>>Is a bum
By choice, yet STILL provides for Steven.

>>82319606
This. Rebecca Sugar is a man hater.

>>82319606

Yet the ugly slob still landed the big curvy space rock, So maybe it isn't all about physical appearance that makes someone attractive, or is that what you tell yourself as you cry yourself to sleep because you think women only go for fit hot dude with 12 packs.

>>82319677
Hi tumblr!

>>82319677
I will not believe these juvenile delusions of "What matters on the inside".

Anyone who's not stuck in grade school mentalities knows that physical appearances are very important. If you're not hot, you're not worth a fuck. That's the underlying truth of Steven Universe. Rebecca Tumblr is trying to raise a generation of cucked males!

>>82319718

Hey there reddit!

Do you have your complimentary fedora and samurai sword?

>>82319749
Young greg was definitely a stud, c'mon.

>>82307872
Lapis and Pearl still get gorillions of art made all the time. Garnet probably had a huge spike after the s1 finale

>>82319749
Who dumped you before prom?

>>82319749

Sounds more like MRA excuses to me, women only want hot guys so there is no point in me trying to dress well, be healthy or have good hygiene because women only want hot ripped movie stars.

>>82319787
No he wasn't. He just has long hair.

>>82319664
No he doesn't.

Which gem would you spend the rest of your life with?

>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82319824
That's all it took back then.

>>82319824

Long hair and confidence out the wazoo, he didn't melt to a puddle when talking to women unlike some of the fedoralords in this thread.

>>82319546
And yet, the mother is still portrayed as a the superior parent.
Also, Yellowtail is a cuckold.

>>82319870
>>82319871
He was a hippie looking slob who only got lucky because the women he married was a pink landwhale. He never ventured out of his league.

>>82319879

He still fucked another kid in to her or are you forgetting Onion.

>>82319905

I think the woman who is a magic rock from outer space counts as way out of his league, not to mention out of his species.

>>82319946
Still a pink landwhale. Out of his league would be Vidalia or Priyanka.

>>82319915
He's still raising another man's son.

>>82319855
Pearl

>>82319991

You'll soon realize the old you get that find a woman with out kids becomes difficult so either you can always date 18 year olds your entire life or you can realize sometimes you gonna end up raising another mans kids.

>>82319991

What were you expecting him to do, gut Sour Cream like a lion would kill another male's cub born by his new mate?

>>82307250
Good.

>>82320029
In other words, we are living in the era of the cuckold.

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Did they go too far?

>>82320062
That'd be pretty alpha tbqh.

>>82307605
Let me drive my van to YOUUUU.

>>82320062
There are so many stepdads in America that get no respect. Abusing and possibly killing one of the stepsons is the only solution.

>>82320136
Well Yellowtail is halfway there it seems.

>>82320136
Nah man, you gotta be like a lion; kill them all.

>>82320103

For an animal, yes.
We're talking about goddamn humans here.

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>>82320103
>>82320136

>>82320187
We're all animals.

>>82320187
Well shit do you want Yellowtail to live his life out as a cuckold?

>>82320219

If you think killing a stepchild is fucking cool and manly, see >>82320190 and then proceed to get the fuck out.

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>>82307605
Didn't you learn anything from that episode?

>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82320271
Catholicism will always prevail.

>>82307711

You sure anon? He/She is a drama queen attention whore and constantly breaks down in to crying shitfits when he/she doesn't get their way. That sounds like the average tumblr tranny to me.

>>82320358
Or y'know, it's a cartoon?

>>82320253
Killing stepchildren might not be "cool" but it IS manly. And we don't got a lot of that these days.

>>82305621
I believe in Garnet

>>82320400

>It's just a cartoon guys.

Holy shit! Ian is that you?!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv2OyI0nXEE

>>82320598
Maybe

>>82320358
>drama queen
>attention whore
>constantly breaks down into shit fits when you don't get your way


You could call them tumblr trannies, or you could call them what they really are
teenagers, because teenagers are fucking retarded.

Who's hyped to see 3 more minutes of Jasper before she's bubbled for a year?

>>82305621
No.
And I hope that whole world dies.

>>82320632

True but we all have to admit there is variant levels of retardation. Lars is high on the totem pole of retardation and douchebaggery that is normally pre-booked years in advance for tumblrites. I'm serious that type of bullshit comes with a 1-dollar for the first month deal if you show your old LiveJournal club card at the counter.

Also adults are pretty retarded too in show as well. Connie's Mom in Nightmare Hospital got a case of the stupid and didn't even do triage on that gem abomination. She could have easily seen that that was gem shit when there was no heartbeat, pulse, head, and of course several miscolored and malformed arms attached to an inhuman torso. Maybe the crystal gems have a creature bubbled in the temple that literally makes people dumber the longer they stay in beach city but it's slow on the uptake because only a little bit of energy leaks from the bubble.

>>82320089
>In too deep

>>82320402

When was the last time we got a lot of that? the 1800s maybe. I'd like to see your ass go back and live in those days, you'd be begging to come back to modern times with in 10 mins.

>>82321285

It's explained that the magical occurences are actually quite common in the show's setting, so it's possible that Connie's mom just dismissed the gem abomination as "oh great, another person tried playing hocus pocus....let's see what can I do".

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>>82320735
I hope it will be 3 totally amazing minutes in that case.

>>82321285
Humans are in the show to hold things and look pretty

I've thought about it and I would hate teen Steven

It has a Ben 10 thing going. Like I hate Ben in his teen years. But Kid Ben and Adult Ben were great

>>82305756
I find it funny how out of the 200+ replies, yours is the only one who finds Steven cute.

>>82322621
But Steven is 14 now.

>>82322266
By the end of the series she might even have 16 minutes if she plays her cards right!

>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

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>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82305621
Yes, definitely. He's a nice dude on the way to being a great guy.

>>82305889
Believe in Steven!

So when do we find out Rose is a villain?

>>82323285
When we find out that Steven's gem is a bomb and she intended Steven to be a suicide bomber

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>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82323335

>inb4 it's Mars/Godmars plot element with a slight twist
>Steven's gem is a bomb powerful enough to blow up the planet, but the decision whether or not to do it is entirely his to make, as Rose intended

It's funny, I can pretty much 100% tell when it's that SU-is-tumblr shitposter that's saying shit. Always says it in the same way, and often has posts following that agree a bit too much with him. Must be a sad life, hating on a cartoon on a Burmese crocheting forum.

>>82323450
You'd have to be retarded to not tell when its him posting. The posts are pretty distinct.

Countdown to Lapis redemption! (Jasper is bubbled or on the run)

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I want to comfort a traumatized Jasper and protect her from that big blue meanie.

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>>82323450

He's probably the most easily recognizable anonymous poster on /co/. He always has short posts that mention tumblr, Rebecca Sugar, or both, then claims something about Sugar being an SJW and replies to himself in agreement, frequently calling on Sugar to kill herself. Other frequent posts involve Steven being "emasculated", claiming that the show was cancelled, and making other totally false claims while denying any evidence provided to the contrary. He'll sometimes reply to himself for hours if nobody else will.

This has been going on at least since Story for Steven aired, and could be correlated to the paid shitposters that one guy hired I'm not fucking joking, if anyone has the caps please post them. Honestly it's just tiring now.

>>82323749
>Jasper started it. Just saiyan

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>>82323749
>no episode where Steven both comforts Jasper and goes on to try to walk her through romantic encounters

>>82323958
>No episode where Jasper tells us about pounding Rose in detail

>>82324148
And then expresses desire to pound Steven.

>>82324213
My lawyer has advised me to say no comment

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Post Lapis

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>>82324239
That's wise. My probation officer is calling me.

She warned me no more /ss/.

But /ss/ is all I know.

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>>82324302
No prob, Bob.

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>>82324407

>>82324302
>Best gem

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So, thoughts?

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>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>82324808
>Yellow: May explode at normal temperatures and pressures
>From what we've seen of YD, she's got a temper, and is quick to get mad
DEEPEST LORE

>>82324808
I'm going to die alone anon

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>>82323156
Sweet

>>82323749
Jaspy is strong enough to not being traumatized that much, but yeah, I'd like to comfort her as well.

>>82324934
Can Steven save Jasper from obscurity??

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>>82322774
>>82305756
Not him but steven is adorable.

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>>82324808

>Red is flammability.
>Blue is toxic.
>Yellow is unstable.
>White fucks around with things on an atomic level.

I think this is why they haven't shown anything that definitely relates to White Diamond yet, there's some endgame territory involved with that kind of power. Also interesting how the old Diamond Authority symbol is completely inverted from that.

>>82322621
We've had barely any exposure to teen Steven. How are you convinced that you'd hate him when he becomes a teenager, which he already is?

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>>82324148
>pounding
Oh those euphemisms

>>82325087
>That guttermind

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>>82322774
>implying only one anon finds Steven cute
He's the cutest male character of any cartoon/anime that I can think of.

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>>82324966
Garnet can

>>82325127
Go on

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>People still clinging to their Rose = Pink Diamond theory

LOL

>>82324407
>>82324464

Lapis is perfect for Vaporwave

>>82325411
>Vaporwave
That's a rock song, "Once In a Lifetime", by Talking Heads.

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More like this

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Template

>>82325411
Inhale the vapors be the vapors

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>>82325136
I'm not good with words, sorry

>>82325698
No prob Bob

>>82325757
>>82324464

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> 13 days

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>>82325576

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>>82325858

>>82324302
I have a sudden desire to edit a shoopdawhoop in place of Lapis' face when she turns around

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>>82325576

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>>82325576

>>82305889
belive in steven!

Steven believes in you

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>>82325576

>>82305926
>Oh yeah, I forgot; in Sugar's world strong male characters can't exist.

I honestly don't care about this. The show more than makes up for it in other areas.

If I want manly men then I'll go read Kingdom

>>82319879
>>82319991
Wait so Sour Cream is Marty's kid? I never realized.

>>82305889
believe in steven

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Last one im makin

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>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STEVEN!

>>82323782
>and could be correlated to the paid shitposters that one guy hired I'm not fucking joking, if anyone has the caps please post them.
Some people really take posting on an Indonesian underwater basket weaving form seriously don't they?

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>>82323782
This?

>>82327694
>I never realized.

...Oh boy.

Is Jasper alive?

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>>82328597
no

>>82305926

Or strong female characters.

No, I'm not an SJW rape accident that hates sexy women

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>>82328597
Yes

>>82322621
You don't want to see him spend the whole day whackering?

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No

>>82305889
BELIEVE IN STAVEN

>>82327599
god, I can't believe how fat steven used to be. It's disgusting

>>82329125
That's an interesting way to masturbate

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>>82329162
You better believe it

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The first Gem colony ships that landed on Earth apparently belonged to belonged Pink Diamond, yet the one who was overseeing the Earth's colonization was Blue Diamond.

According to The Answer, there may have been gems belonging to Pink Diamond among the Blue Diamond court, but it begs a question. What was Pink Diamond's role in Earth's colonization?

>>82329247
Maybe both blue and pink colonized earth. There are structures from more than one diamond on earth

>>82328471

Yeah, that's the one. Forgot to save it back when it happened and I haven't seen it posted in a long time. Shit's nuts.

>>82329247
I think PD might of been fleeing the homeworld and crash landed into earth, deciding it was a nice planet to stay on making it their base of operations

>>82329347
>>82329440
Maybe Pink Diamond was secretly behind the rebellion, trying to claim the Earth as her own colony as it supposed to had been?

>>82328471
you cunts deserved everything you got. I for one find this greatly amusing.

I believe in SATIN which is Steven.

A thousand lightless days shall follow the precicitation of a Cluster so wrought

The fecal anus of pus sees fit all of exitcense

If a wolf stares at the eyes of a man, all it will see will be a reflection of most puerile desires

>>82330232
I'm really happy that Peridot is basically Steven's little sister

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>>82330458
I'm really happy that she will become his wife.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE!?

>>82330296
Something something, death and taxes. Confucius.

>>82330232
>>82330458
Yeah those two have a great dynamic and it's extremely adorable

>>82330458
>>82330589
I really liked it when Steven would do something like pulling his eyelid down or the "something on your shirt" trick and Peridot would immediately copy it. Like she's learning from him.

>>82305889
no

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>>82305889

Believe in Steven.

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>>82330728
Yeah same or when teaching her about giving presents and saying thanks:
>At the start of building the drill
(yelling) AND WOW THAAANKS!!
>After complete redemption:
>Wow thanks

And those leaks show she's going to try give a present to Lapis, probably because of Steven's example before.

>>82331027
I need the peridot/lapis antics now man

http://www.strawpoll.me/10085195

>>82305621

Fuck no.

>>82309231
The Cluster'll be contained but not destroyed.
After all its made of fragged members of Rose army, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYf4iFYGOJE

So they have a bunch of fucked up parts of bodies, an army incoming and a guy that can heal the shit out of damaged gems.
And a bunch of minds without (Sane) bodies in the Corrupted Gems.

Steven is going to build an army.

>>82305621

No, his a useless fuck.

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>>82305621
Believe in Atom.

>>82331888
Whats that video supposed to mean?

>>82305621
To be honest? I totally do.
The show is basically Evangelion if everyone Fucking Talked To Each Other in Evangelion.

Steven has a reasonably good head on his shoulders and has come a long way from where he started. He is just a kid but he's managed to already bring one Gem across to his side, two if you count Lapis.
And the Homeworld Gem Leadership is so obviously fucking incompetent that it won't be hard for him to convince more.

He does rely on others, but to put it in /tg/ terms; Steven isn't a Fighter.
He's a bard. He's a force multiplier for those around him that inspires, keeps people focused (Most the time) and pushes those who can fight to greater heights.
And the more friends he makes, the more effective his abilities are going to be.

Relying on others isn't a weakness, its a Strength and Steven gets that.

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>>82325119
This picture just reinforces my belief that Steven's gonna grow up to be Jontron

>>82331930

If you listen closely it sounds like a really muffled

>Rose, Rose Quartz (please?) help.

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>>82331994
Spooky.

>>82331994
Kinda a stretch

>>82331989
>Steven just does game reviews with his Lion.
I want it to happen.