Problem Sleuth

>>82212359

Good, Problem Sleuth is infinitely better anyways.

>>82212359
And pruning in 3-2-1

>>82212359
Ad>pi>ps

aaaaaand gone

>>82212359
Maybe they want us to cool it. Its been non-stop for a while now.

Honestly though we only have so long until it moves to /vg/ as hussie stuff general.

Either way, I have the problem sleuth books. If theres enough interest I could transcribe the commentary like I did for the HS books.

Problem Sleuth is identically long winded, unfunny and mediocre as Homestuck.
People just remember it with less bitterness because Hussie hadn't shown his true form back then yet.

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>hussie will never touch problem sleuth again
>the only reason we're discussing it is because its successor became cancerous enough to be banned

>>82212424
You just have to start it with an actual discussion topic that isn't shipping

I don't get why.

There is actual discussion going on, no creepy ERP or anything

But as to PROBLEM SLEUTH, well I think that the ending of PROBLEM SLEUTH was great

It certainly WASN'T A GIANT DISAPPOINTING ANIMATED MESS which PRODUCED MORE QUESTIONS than ANSWERS

>>82212359
How long has it been since you guys last read PS?

I can't remember how long it took me to finish it the first time.

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>>82212359
>for some reason

>>82212530
The only question I had was "THAT'S FUCKING IT?"

>>82212495
That would be pretty cool actually I'm not to includes to buy anymore of hussies merch myself
god forbid they tell is instead of making us making a dozen threads in confusion

>>82212514
Eat shit, Problem Sleuth was funny and creative start to finish. Probably in part due to the collaborative nature of the story rather than the goddamn art.

>>82212532

I don't think I've read it since it ended.

>>82212359
Favourite panel GO!

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000567

A boring choice but a classic, the quote really makes it.

>>82212359
Thread theme:

http://tenseimusic.tumblr.com/post/143225909055/ill-have-to-do-some-explaining-for-this-one-ive

>>82212532
>But as to PROBLEM SLEUTH, well I think that the ending of PROBLEM SLEUTH was great
I read it for the first time last year when I was trying to distract myself from impending deadlines that where making my stomach churn.

Helluva ride, honestly fell for some of the late game red herrings.

>>82212530
It didn't give even ONE answer. Not a single question was answered in the last two animations, everything went according to plan and the comic ended. No decisions, revelations or divergence happened after Vriska's retarded planning session.

>>82212629
God it's sad how all the musicians want to make another album

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>>82212514
Yeah I guess.

>>82212621
>>82212634
Me neither, I was thinking I might start from the first adventure and work my way through.

If you wanna talk about the VIDEO GAME - HIVESWAP, then get in this thread, maties

>>>/vg/140073374

>>82212780
Why wouldn't /v/ mods shit on that one?

>>82212797
>waiting for death to come

I want to stockpile some homestuck requests, any sketches you guys want to see?

>>82212677
Soon.

>>82212848
The Dolorosa's long, long legs

>>82212780
No, fuck you. Talking about Homestuck in /co/ is NOT against the rules. If they update the rules at least we'll know, but until then, report EVERY unjustified thread deletion to the admins:
https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

This is a moderation problem plain and simple.

>>82212848
John retconning into the PS universe and the ensuing antics. He can have Roxy along if you want to include her too.
Or just John dressed as a typical 30s gangster and Roxy as a gun moll.

>>82212848
>vg
>mods
Top kek

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>>82212530
It was totally coherent, you just have to fill in the gaps yourself :^)

>>82212905
This. This is our home. We won't cotton to this abuse. And we're not moving to /vg/, not right now, because nobody wants to talk about fucking Hiveswap exclusively, and the /vg/ mods will be even harsher with deletions if they see us talking the usual shit.

>>82212848
Roxy picking up and carrying off John like a barbarian.

>>82212949
Oh I didn't notice the generals part, my bad

>>82212965
Yes good, I'll do a quick sketch please let the thread be here in 30 mins

>>82212953
Are Jujus now just the get out of explaining shit free card?

>>82212905
Yeah, like they fucking care.

>>82213003
wasn't that what they always were?

The time between PS's ending and the epilogue was 6 days. It's been almost 14 days since Homestuck has ended and we haven't even heard a murmur.

>>82213026
>still holding out for an epilogue
>hussie has completely vanished off the internet

you sad children

>>82213026
Homestuck is like 100x the size of PS.

>>82212998
If you want another sketch how about Mituna and Caliborn eating those shitty spongebob face ice cream things

>>82212532
>How long has it been since you guys last read PS?
Read it today

>>82213026
hussie has lost his ability to produce
Game Over and the retcon arc took him a whole year

>>82212848
Roxy and Jade swapping baby-raising tips

>intermissions weren't intermissions
>Caliborn tells the "main" acts
I think the epilogue is actually going to be substantial guys.

>>82213067
I've been wondering why he deleted a lot of his tweets. Why would it matter if he had dumbass tweets up even if the fanbase was pissed about the ending?

>>82213111
I'm really hoping for an epilogue that will take me a few days to read, I don't want another disappointment.

>>82212905
the general has been banned for over a year

>>82213201
Hussie didn't even intend to make one at first. He wants an open ending, where people would interpret shit.

Don't expect the epilogue to give you full closure. At best it will explain LEs end

>>82213246
the rules have never been updated to reflect this, and we where granted a reprieve when content started flowing again.

If they're going to prune the threads they could give us a written warning first.

>>82213308
there are two /co/ rules.

They don't make new ones for everything it's just mod posts, which there was when /hsg/ died

>>82213291
I don't even care about what happens in the new universe, leaving that open-ended is completely justifiable.

I want to see long as fuck pages about everything that happens to them before they leave.

remember when moot was like
"it was wrong to delete /r9k/ because there was a community there and it's not my place to break up communities"

>>82212622
PUNCH HIM IN THE SNOUT TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE!
of course.

>>82213399
who?

>>82213335
I expect a Ghost Army aftermath (heavily implying LE was really defeated in Act 7, during the "camera zooms in on the juju" scene) maybe that everything there getting destroyed so dead people stay dead, how it should be and Terezi gets Vriska out of there

>>82213291
>Hussie didn't even intend to make one at first.
People keep saying this but I've no idea why.
Homestuck basically ended the exact same way Problem Sleuth did and PS got an epilogue that gave closure for all parties

>>82213423
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000708
also snoop-bust deserves honorable mention

>>82213399
/co/ mods have always been the laziest on the board. i don't understand who could be against the concept of a general, a thing that keeps itself CONTAINED and never leaks outside of its designated thread. it was only banned originally due to the massive amounts of reports from people that dislike homestuck and couldn't be arsed to simply ignore them

>>82212905
i dont get what the big deal is
why not let us have a thread?
we've been actually talking about the comic instead of shitposting for the most part and its /co/ related
why is it a problem

>>82213532
it's a pseudo general

Try taking some time off

>>82213490
> "I've been thinking about that for some time. "

>>82213528
just give us a /cog/ board, clearly the Homestuck community isn't alone in wanting generals

>>82213532
Yeah it's actually been really nice. Actual shitposts can and should be deleted, and got way out of hand in the past, but it seems good these days.

>>82212359
>some reason

MOD AUTISM
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>>82213467
What would be the point of killing LE if it killed all the ghosts in the process? Literally all he does is kill ghosts.

>>82213564
Meaning he's been thinking about how to go about doing it
Are you high or just illiterate

>>82213467
The comic did say that the ghosts basically need to die for real, and stay dead

>>82212518
>>hussie will never touch problem sleuth again

good?

i don't want him to come back and add 28 new mutant mongoloid characters with ez-merchable symbol t-shirts

>>82213467

but that won't actually happen, because lord english wins and kills everybody :^)

why else do you think hussie couldn't show what happened :^) :^)

>>82213532
/co/'s pretty much dead without its "cancer" fandoms and the mods want to keep it that way. Less work for them.

>>82213554
whats wrong with a general in the first place?
either way the only reason i come to /co/ is for the homestuck threads

>>82213595
Ok. More context

> "If you're curious about whether there will be anything resembling an epilogue to this ending, yes, I've been thinking about that for some time. "

The sentence adressed the question. "Will there be one?" and not "How will it look like?"

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>>82213490
I hope Homestuck ends with "Pose as a team. The world is real."

>>82213571
Agreed, /vg/ works well and the generals there seem to be happier for it

These threads have been self-contained and incredibly slow (people aren't rushing to make new threads after it dies), as long as it stays that way I don't see the problem.

So what was the whole deal with Bowman, and what excactly is the outcome of it? I haven't really kept up.

>>82213683
/hsg/ is banned

>>82213528
>i don't understand who could be against the concept of a general, a thing that keeps itself CONTAINED and never leaks outside of its designated thread.

autists who need reality to conform to the spergspace inside their heads

>>82213571
/trash/ is every board's general board

>>82213702
Bowman and Hussie had a falling out because Hussie said Bowman was trash for some reason

>>82213723
/trash/ doesn't work because it's unmoderated and nsfw

>>82212780
>deleted already

>>82213679
that wouldnt surprise me
they left a thread with porn as the OP literally asking for a ban up for 25 minutes the other day

>>82213710
ok but we wern't making generals anyway
besides if we made a thread everytime someone had a question about homestuck we would be 10 times more annoying

>>82213683
Generals get bad when they become circlejerks and shitposts where nothing actually happens. /hsg/ and /vg/ are a testament to that. That being said, 2016 Homestuck threads haven't gotten that bad yet and still produce discussion. However, threads are slowly degrading. We are the dead.

>>82213528
>laziest

I wish they were the laziest

they do a lot and it's all terrible :(

(at least we have all the capeshit threads you could ask for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

>>82213748
a "thread" at page 10 of the old one

sure

Was anything ever touched on about the idea that people die for real when ascending to God Tier, other than that one weird panel in Terezi: Remem8er?

>>82213744
Wait what
WHAT
Someone please explain this shit I hadn't heard about this

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How do you guys feel about the retcon being written by Caliborn theory?

>>82213784
people want to talk about homestuck
they want to do it alot
what do you want them to do

>>82213764
we had two drawfags doing requests, the guy doing jackquest is essentially running a community run fan adventure, and people still found things to debate
we're not dead yet

>>82212848
Loli vriska pls

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Reminder

>>82213910
Jade's clipping, clipping dress

>>82213910
As if Terezi would abandon Vriska

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>>82213938
She did it once already

>>82213910
>Jade got together with Karkat and Dave was just left cucked on the side
ALL MY RAGE

>>82213910
I'm so glad Karezi only vaguely and uncertainly ended, and then was unwritten, the comic has been nothing but improvement with one less good banter duo :^)

>>82213851
Are they forgetting the fact that Gamzee and Karkat were in a different quadrant than what Caliborn's drawing suggests with Dave and Karkat?
Other than that it's a lot of circumstantial evidence, with no real indication that Caliborn was responsible for the post-retcon events. How would he even gain control at this level? With HOMOSUCK he was able to hijack the narrative to show his own story, but couldn't directly influence events outside of it.

>>82213870
And as long as the epilogue is being dangled far above our heads, we technically can't die. But we really don't have a good reputation for ourselves. As shitty as it is, can you really expect anything less than mods who do it for free?

>>82213870
don't forget about the porn-centric threads on /aco/ and others.

>>82212622
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001088

This punch line hit so perfectly in the wake of the previous panel with PS and Death I had tears in my eyes, AD always had the best comedic moments.

>>82213982
wait for an announcement then

>>82213982
they could just not delete the threads because they aren't against the rules
you can expect that, its less work

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Death to Karezreal and it's allies.

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>>82213910
Better ending: Karkat is permadead.

>>82213870
Cool the fuck down and post another thread after five hours. The last thread I went had fucking smut discussion and AE shitposting, also the fucking OP thread discussion just had bullshit "HOMESTUCK vs other shit" as discussion. It wouldn't surprise me that the mods nuke every upcoming thread quickly.

>>82214024
Wish granted. Enjoy your Davekat!

>>82212848
Vriska and Nepeta Flarping. Nep just works so well as an innocent younger sister type character who just happens to also be a capable, savage huntress.

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I never gave two shits about Dave or Karkat.
So can someone explain why they're a hot-button topic in all these threads?

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>>82213983
I always remember

For what it's worth, we do a really decent job of staying on topic. We're like any other thread discussing a piece of media that is no longer strictly current. We have our unfortunate quirks, but we're nothing like "HSG" in the past.

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>any dave or terezi ship that isn't with each other

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>>82214081
>AND it's allies

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>>82212965
Is John like a trophy you win for being foolishly attracted to dorks?

>>82214108
Basically it kind of sits as the most glaring issue with the retcon. People hate the retcon, and Davekat is the ultimate representation of why.

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>tfw no 100% completion ending

>>82214151
Yes, and if you win second place you get Jake as a consolation prize.

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>>82214125
>any dave ship that's not with his sister

>>82214002
PI*

>>82214110
>that pic
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

>>82214180
What about dave/roxy?

>>82214169
I think there's something wrong with your picture.

>>82214151
Thats adorable

>>82214169
truly, the superior timeline

>>82214169
>Karkat consumes Vriska and becomes the ultimate attention-whore in every panel

>>82214151
John is a trophy you win for being THE BEST. And also for not being a troll psychopath.

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>>82214169
>tavros/gamzee

What's Jade a reward for?

>>82214307

I'm impartial to it. Better than fucking Rosemary.

>>82214238

Like a leader?

>>82214312
Jade is not a trophy, she's the one that wins them by virtue of being the most breedable, though she ties with Aradia

in case someone still haven't got it, have some links for last 2 albums in flac:
Collide:
https://mega.nz/#!FJZDAZBY!lqs9O2z2dr4qLCdoOrTeIrFCUikx2m7tlh5jaCJ464Q
Act 7:
https://mega.nz/#!4cAR2TIQ!EIZf7yCxwtDwT1PA7B9dX5vMW560OJF6zaR9cdOGVeU

>>82214312
Needing to BREED

>>82214174
Fucking Jake. It takes a lot to be less interesting a character than Jade.

>>82214312
Pretending to be cool.

>>82214169
>blind sollux is responsible for the cup being knocked to the floor
Only good part

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>>82214348
Thanks famalam

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>>82214341
>Karkat
>leader
JUST

>>82214237

They needed someone like Vriska, to not only create a strategy but to stay focused and not let stupid shit get in the way

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>>82214352
Just how breedable IS Jade?

>>82214341
anything is better than rosemary

>>82214425
0% unless you enjoy sticking your cock into the agonizing heat of a green radioactive sun. Or a green radioactive black hole, depending on the time of month I guess.

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>>82214125
My guy.

>>82214443
Counterpoint: Gamtav

And I'm speaking as a guy who really fucking hates Kanaya

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>>82214382
>Go back to Rome woman
>Rome is terrible, all they do is contemplate Karkatus and Jonius buggering

>>82214395

>sober seer of light
>seer of mind

They have TWO Seers. They could come up with a better plan than ditch everyone and steal a juju to become the ultimate savior.

>revive tavros
>have him put GCat to sleep
>have roxy void in some god slabs
>get everyone god tier
>have karkat reason with slick so slick doesnt die and get cucked

>>82214464
jade no longer has green sun powers, remember? That oven is ready to bake a whole baker's dozen of buns

>>82214516
>Thief of Light
>Vriska is literally preventing Rose from reaching her full potential as a Seer of Light
>Terezi never went God-Tier so she doesn't have full access to her Seer abilities.
Given what she pulled off in Collide with Dave, she could have just mindfucked LE out of existence if she went godtier.

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>>82214443
What is it like being such a pleb?

We're being exiled again.

clearly we must then head to the promised land of smut and degenerate discussion

>>>/trash/

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>>82214443
rosemary is a perfectly acceptable ship

>>82214583
Tell us.

>>82214583
Husie really fucking hates writing Rose and Kanaya after Act 5.

>>82214569
Jade better be fucking heavily pregnant in the epilogue, so help me god.

>>82214694
can you be lightly pregnant?

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>>82214443

>>82214583
I wish Rose wore open-toed shoes. The ones she usually wears only ever show a bit of that toe cleavage

She's such a tease.

>>82214647
Don't mean to sound prude, but are you still working on the girls in that memeunderwear?

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>>82214717
Yeah, easily.
It's a matter of months.

>>82214733
>toe cleavage
Footfags get out

>>82214647

It would be of Rose and Kanaya were characters.

>>82214571

Yeah just use a Fraymotif on him.

Say a Rogue of Heart to steal souls for the benefit of their allies, with a knight of time to speed up the time it would take to steal said souls. Combine that with a Seer of Mind to make the best choice and a Seer of Light to make the most fortuitous path.

If only we had a Rogue of Heart and a Knight of Time. Then they could rip LE into his separate parts, destroy Caliborn's soul, break the cycle, use a Seer of mind to fix Gamzee's mental issues, get Arquius back, and win the game.

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>>82212622

>>82214747
Couldn't she just teleport the baby out of her womb after 9 months?
Cooter status: not wrecked

>>82214818
Maybe she doesn't want to use space powers because it's a bit too risky and she's a good mom
Also
>baby
>implying singular

Lol

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>>82214818
Well sure, but what about the other eleven

>>82214809
God, Problem Sleuth was so good.
What if Act 6 had been this good even when Caliborn wasn't on screen?
Homestuck really would be a masterpiece.

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>>82214647
hey angel, have you checked out monster girl gamu yet?

>>82214801
If a Prince of Heart can't destroy Caliborn's soul why would a Rogue?

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>you are not pre-retcon Karkat
>you are not (Vriska)
>you are not post-retcon Karkat
>you are not post-retcon Vriska, forever doomed to be in the old universe and almost everyone (only Terezi cares about you) hates your ass if you come back
>you are not Anthony Burch

Feels good man.

>>82214680
>Hussie really hates writing anyone after Act 5

fixed

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>>82214744
not rude at all
just trying to figure out what to do with jade at this point

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>>82214961
>you are not in a relationship with aradia
Feels bad man.

>>82215014
expand

>>82214960

Dirk likely could, it's just he hasn't trained. Really kinda doubt any of the Alpha kids reached the top of their echeladders.

>>82215014

Jade needs to be a bit more muscular.

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>>82215061
>Aradia wwill never sit on your face
Feels bad man.

>>82215014
double pistols & wink?

>>82215014
give her a loving home and lots of walks

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>>82214905
I'm not degenerate enough to fap to MGG but I'm going to buy it on release anyway.
It's going to be so good.

>>82214865
>jade gave birth to the trolls

>>82214865
I've always wanted to redo that pic, but with Jade and babies. Never had the balls to commission anyone for it though.

you're my rock, guys. i don't think i'd still be here if it weren't for you over the years

thanks

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>>82215189

>>82215250
I mean
How good are you at drawing babies
And what are your prices?

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>>82214961
Stop making fun of cucked people, anon.

For all you fucks that are bitching about your threads getting BALEETED, that's how we felt in early 2011.

Stings don't it? And we didn't get an explanation either.

>>82215342
When do we get a board?

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>>82215279
She did a roxykitten

How to fix Homestuck in 6 steps:
>Leave everything before Act 5 alone, but make Act 5.1 longer. Show how everyone on the meteor dies within the act instead of shoving it into 5.2. There's no point in keeping characters around when you only plan on killing them pointlessly later. Best to get it out of the way.
>Remove Vriska. Terezi inherits her character arc as originally intended, instead of having two characters who end up with negative development.
>The dream bubbles go. People who died stay dead. Death loses all of its weight when we're still focusing on characters who died years ago in real time. This is one of the many problems acknowledged by the characters in the comic, but never addressed in any capacity.
>The insufferable shipping bullshit in Act 6 gets toned down. It's tedious and a chore to read, there's no merit in it. This includes the trickster shit.
>Game over and the retcon never happen. There's no weight to killing so many characters at once if the reader knows they'll be brought back in some form. With Vriska out of the picture, there's not even a point.
>Make an ending that shows the resolution instead of the climax
Done and done.

>>82215375
unless the next adventure and hiveswap get really big, never.

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>>82215386
>not RTFC
One Job!

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>>82215395
>remove vriska
so close

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>>82215420

>>82215386
yeah but like, newborn babies

>>82215395
>Leave everything before Act 5 alone, but make Act 5.1 longer. Show how everyone on the meteor dies within the act instead of shoving it into 5.2. There's no point in keeping characters around when you only plan on killing them pointlessly later. Best to get it out of the way.
>Remove Vriska. Terezi inherits her character arc as originally intended, instead of having two characters who end up with negative development.
Gross.

>The dream bubbles go. People who died stay dead. Death loses all of its weight when we're still focusing on characters who died years ago in real time. This is one of the many problems acknowledged by the characters in the comic, but never addressed in any capacity.
>The insufferable shipping bullshit in Act 6 gets toned down. It's tedious and a chore to read, there's no merit in it. This includes the trickster shit.
>Game over and the retcon never happen. There's no weight to killing so many characters at once if the reader knows they'll be brought back in some form. With Vriska out of the picture, there's not even a point.
>Make an ending that shows the resolution instead of the climax
Good.

But you forgot the most important part: give Caliborn more screentime.

>>82215375

If you start producing enough content to literally get a thread into auto-sage every hour, probably never.

Get working.

>Vriskafags
>2016

Did they like, skip Act 6?

>>82215503
we used to until lazy mods decided to cut off our legs

>>82215503
HSG at its peak had 4+ threads a day, on slow days.

>>82215472

>give Caliborn more screentime

I would read the shit out of Homestuck if it was just
>CALIBORN AND PALS ADVENTURES

>>82215555
>4+
Try 8+

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>>82215526
>Karkatfags
>2016

If we are the fucking worst, check out these guys.

>>82215576
On slow days, anon.

>>82215554
>>82215555

I vaguely remember. Since I was a horsefucker back then, I would shitpost in your threads.

>>82215395
I just wish that the actual goddamn plot progressed in Act 6 at all.

>Kill off Jane and Jake because they're pointless characters, show off everyone's new situation in the new world, then focus on the Beta kids doing their thing
>Don't focus on the dream bubbles because who the fuck cares
>Game Over and the retcon shit doesn't happen at all, because there is literally no reason for any of that to exist
>don't solve character conflict and arcs by retconning their problems away or fusing them with catgirls so all their issues are all magically solved
>show the actual final battle holy fuck

>>82215613
you mustve fit right in

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>>82215602
You're slow
I can read
Fuck you

>>82215465
Wait...but without her indirectly creating Bec Noir, John would've never created himself and the others...

You can't fix something by erasing something that created the story in the first place

Also, the creation of Bec Noir was fucking brilliant. Fuck you

So, who would be interested in doing a roleplay thing on Overseer?

Alternatively, which troll girl gives the best blowjob?

What will John's expression be when Jade just gives birth all over the kitchen loor

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>>82215466
i can find reference
for that drawing it would be $12, with the chalky lines like this

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>>82215655

>in a dark place right now
>can no longer vent in a general AND discuss the comic loosely ever again due to wanting comic discussion to at stay here
>/co/ is no longer love
>mods progressively shittier ever since redwood

i'm suffering and want to die

>>82215654
>John would've never created himself and the others...
???
Ectobiology happened in Act 4
Vriska's and Bec Noir's first appearances are in Act 5

>>82215619
>I just wish that the actual goddamn plot progressed in Act 6 at all.
This.
I caught up in 2012 and after 4 years of Act 6 it's always jarring whenever I remember that the first five acts had things like "story arcs" and "plot progression" and "answers."

Act 6 is redeemed solely by Caliborn, and even he can't save it from being worse than mediocre overall.

>>82215576
Between May 26, 2012 and Jan 1, 2014 there were 5383 homestuck threads and 3545689 posts in those threads. That's an average of 9.2 threads per day.

>>82215655
>>82215655
>Alternatively, which troll girl gives the best blowjob?

Clearly the better option to answer...I would place my bets on Kanaya or Terezi

>>82215762
I'd want one from Kanaya more than anyone for the sloppy lipstick marks

>>82215762
>Kanaya or Terezi
>Not Nepeta

>>82215655

Terezi, IMO. I think she'd be most into it.

>>82215739
Jesus, we had more threads in 2 years than KS (~5000, they lost count around 2k and started over) had in however long that's been a thing.

>>82215701
Well heck, I'll do that.
As someone who has never commissioned anything, how the fuck's this work?

>>82215762
Frog Aradia

SLOPPY
FROG
GHOST
BLOWJOB

>>82215801
Not all of them were Homestuck Generals but I'd say the vast majority were.

>>82215762
The lesbian?

>>82215841
frog girls a best

>>82215716
Without Bec Noir fucking up the troll session nothing would've happend like it did. Everything would've been extremely different from the start

>>82215712
>HSGs make up a minimum of 4.2% of all posts on /co/
jesus christ

>>82215841

WOO WOO

>>82215893
What part of JUST EARS do you people not understand?

>>82215821
sweet
shoot me an email pls
paradoxjelli at hotmail

>>82215924
burrito censoring was the best

Hey /hst/, Are we still angry about the ending or what?

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>>82215841

>>82215949
always angry

>>82215788
>>82215791
>>82215796
>>82215841
>>82215850

The thing is. I bet Kanaya would be the professional, just because she seems to be that way in general.

But Terezi has her mind aspect, which could turn out to be very intresting...like seeing timelines and choosing the one she did the best job

>>82215949
I'm not angry anymore.
Just disappointed.

I can't imagine what it's like for people who remained deeply invested in the story even through the last hiatus, though.

>>82215924
Does she actually have a dong under those burritos?

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>>82215941
shame I was the only one who did it.

>>82215949
No. The ending was perfect and anybody who was upset by it clearly didn't understand it nor understood that the overall experience is still worth a "bad" ending

The only ships worth shipping
>JohnxRoxy
>DavexJade
>KarkatxMeenah
>AradiaxSollux
>Karkat[bros]Dave
>RosexWizards
>FreudxThe Strider/Lalonde Family
>MomxDad
>WVxPM
>Spades SlickxMsPaint
>HussiexFatties
>Colonal Sassacrex Her Imperial Condescension
>John and Rose as loving platonic parents to Casie/Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer

>>82215963
Kanaya's composed, not necessarily efficient

Porrim is far and away the obvious answer

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>>82215987
There is no genitalia. only burritos

>>82216030
this dued gets it

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>>82215993
your work will be the thing of legends
like boob anon
who just added boobs to everything

>>82216030
Good list.

Anyone actually excited for hiveswap?

I'd much prefer sburb, even without Lord English/Timespace shenanigans

>>82215762
Aradia, she has the bluntest teeth.

>>82216070
Speaking of people who we'll never forget.
RIP Spongefan.

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Hussies social circle by 2013: gazorra, Ryan North, toby/bowman/RJ/etc, halftruth, his dad
Hussies social circle after 2013: gazorra, nu-Ryan, toby only, halftruth, Dante Basco, ipgd

Where everything went so wrong

>>82216107
I just hope the 2D things were just rumors and the game is actually on 3D. I like the shitty mysims aesthetic too much

>>82215655
>Overseer
Has this actually turned into something fun or is it still just button pushing simulator?

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>>82216111
dude actually became a 4chan legend
his post is still a banner

>>82216151
>I just hope the 2D things were just rumors and the game is actually on 3D
nah it's confirmed. whatpumpkin were the first to come out and say it

what thing can you hardly believe is canon

>>82216132
to be fair it's generally kind of hard for your social circle to include a dead guy

>>82216179
Yeah, I saw it again like an hour ago.
I wish he hadn't died in that flood.

>>82216030

There was never enough good porn or smut of Meenah coming onto Karkat. I need my ephebophilia man.

>>82216187
PB&J

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>>82215949
The ending and the few years preceding it were so immensely unsatisfying that I was left with a terrible hunger for good Homestuck writing that I read my first fanfiction ever, then proceeded to read enough good fanfiction to fill the pages of War And Peace, and then some. So in a way I am thankful, but not really.

>>82216187
Davejade

>>82216224
fuck i completely forgot about any semblance of a relationship between gamzee and tav

act 5 was so long ago and act 6 makes it look great in comparison

>>82216224
but it's not

>>82216179
>AIN'T GONNA MASTURBATE AND... *******SSSSSSPPPPPPEEEEEWWWWWWWW****** THE *******FFFFFFFILLLLLLTTTTHHHHH******
>IT DOESN'T CHANGE TIME AND SPACE
Still the best

I admit he was a little before my time. What did he actually do? Did he even read Homestuck?

>>82213851
Theres no payoff if you dont reveal it on the same day A7 came out, which it didnt.

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>have this shit has been deleted
surprised this thread hasn't been nuked yet

QUICK
in a true sburb setting:
Is it your personality that dictates your class aspects, or does your class aspect dictate your personality?

>>82216228
Link some good ones

>>82216260
Yes

>>82215949
I was never angry, just disappointed
The first four acts were so full of limitless potential
The 5th, 6th, and 7th squander it and then some

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every day I miss spongefan and homestuckexpert

Life hasn't been the same without that dril level of insanity.

>>82216260
>Is it your personality that dictates your class aspects, or does your class aspect dictate your personality?
Correct.

>>82216260
it's probably both due to time bullshit

>>82213528
>a thing that keeps itself CONTAINED and never leaks outside of its designated thread

Too bad they do. I keep seeing SU autists ruin other threads even when /sug/ is here

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>>82215949
I thought the ending was pretty, but lame from a story perspective. Really lame.

And then the epilogue was confirmed so it wasn't even really the ending, I don't know why people consider it to be

>>82216260
>Is it your personality that dictates your class aspects, or does your class aspect dictate your personality?
it doesn't really matter, it's pretty meta.

>>82216260
Personality dictates class and aspect. Of course, since sessions require Space and Time players, Skaia ectobiologizes personalities that will fit the qualifiers.

>>82216260
the later

Sburb, and all its players, are pre-destined down to the goddamn usernames they choose

>>82216298
I need homestuckexpert screenshots.
I remember this person's name but everything else escapes me at the moment.

>>82216260

Depends. The former if you assume the game gives you a classpect to suit you, the latter of you assume the game assigns you a role counter to your personality to challenge you

To this day I maintain that Homestuck would have been infinitely better had the trolls not been introduced, and the comic was about John, Rose, Dave, and Jades adventure playing a Sburb, in all of it's absurdity and silliness. That being said I don't hate the trolls and would have also gladly read a story about them living and surviving on Alternia also done by Andrew Hussie. The two together just became an unbearable cluster fuck with no pay off.

>>82216269
You've probably read all of them, and half of them were about my OTP. Just read Strider's Edge.

>>82216314
because the curtains closed

That was supposed to be 'it', with anything after being merely supplementary

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>>82216332
only one I have saved

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>>82216381
>Just read Strider's Edge

>>82215949
Anger is often a firm, but changing thing, like a rock that's slowly eroded in a stream, and forgotten about amongst other emotions. But this anger is different. This anger is a diamond, able the bear the brunt of the mightiest forces and have only a scratch, and untouched by time. And this anger can't be buried by other emotions, it resides in the brain like a tumor, a presence that can be forgotten momentarily before the irritation that is causes rushes back to the forefront. There's no operation to remove this gem of rage, the only possible respite is from death.

>>82216313
i would blame that on SU being obviously more popular than Homestuck at any point and most threads popping up from people all across the internet wanting to discuss it here, not just regulars. general posters know to keep it in their pants (their thread)

>>82216298
>>82216332
As someone who avoided /hsg/ except immediately after updates (and doesn't regret it a bit, /hsg/ was terrible), I too would like some screenshots of the better parts.

>>82216396
it also had THE SMALLEST "the end" i've ever seen in history, which made me think it'll just be replaced

>>82216332
they had some weird infatuation with kanaya and contemplated suicide just because it'd be interesting
probably went through with it in the end, actually

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>>82216381
>strider's edge

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>>82216419
if only we had a copy of this book

>>82216403
Have you already read it? I told you you probably already read it, I told you dogg.

>>82216437
>>82216403
>>82216381
ill bite. what the fuck is striders edge? It looks like some lame AU fanfiction

>>82216437
What's wrong with Strider's Edge?

MeenahxKarkat is still the best damn thing.

>>82216463
strider's edge is like pure sadstuck

>>82216440
that monitor makes me think Mozai.

>>82216440
Was this an actual book
Like for real?

>>82216463
Brideshead Revisited/The Secret History except with Homestuck characters, basically.

>>82216463
its that but its nicely written and really fucking sad

>>82216485
it sure is

jesus you guys have had a hard on for strider's edge for four years

>>82216440
do you think any of your shitposts are in that book, anons?

>>82216314
I wouldn't care if he didn't sound so blase about the epilogue even being a thing, but I guess that's the grim form his irony is taking these days.

>>82216440
I've got the hardback edition myself, whenever you open the cover this really shitty audio clip of *wwalks into thread* plays

I never bothered reading Strider's edge. Can some kind anon summarize .

>>82216488
>>82216463
“Oh?” Terezi sounded politely surprised. “Well, never mind. Perhaps you know it by one of its street names. It’s a narcotic; not a very harmful one at that, at least not for high-spectrum users, who report effects ranging from blissful relaxation to euphoria and a sense of invulnerability. Lowblood users, as always, are more likely to encounter side-effects such as muscle spasm and hallucination. To humans it’s entirely lethal. The only reason I mention it at all is that six months ago it was elevated by the Ministry of Health and Purity from a Class Green to a Class Blue substance, making both its possession and its distribution a blood crime.”
hahahaha what the fuck is this shit?

>>82216485
I like in the sense that he's a broken and sexually frustrated guy who needs this older chick who is just willing to fuck him over and over again and make him feel loved

>>82216519
consult your damn physician

>>82216506
yeah
some guy received it as a gift from his gristmas anon

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>>82216541
>“Oh?” Terezi sounded politely surprised.

That's not a sentence. What an awful fucking sentence. And it starts off this whole paragraph.

Politely surprised? What?

Fuck this fic already.

>>82216562
And he didn't take further pictures?
And that guy didn't publish any more copies?
What the fug

>>82216543
Exactly. and that's hot as fuck.

>>82216470
I'm pretty sure ive got it mixed up with a bro/dave rapefic so dont mind me

>>82216590
id buy one not going to lie

>>82216606
We'd all buy one, are you fucking kidding me
Not selling this book is basically like turning down free money

>>82216562
I emailed you. Let's make some babies

>>82216621
wouldn't be too hard to make your own
just need someone to go through the HSG archives and curate the best posts

just how much has Homestuck influenced your own creative projects?

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>>82216684
>the HSG archives
We have those?
All I have are these shitposts I saved and the ones TPDTSTASTA gave me

No seriously what the fuck is this? Tangentially homestuck related oxford college "im saaaaaaaaaaaad" AU?

>>82216541
>>82216582
You guys are being a bit dramatic about this one paragraph.

>>82216707
>Read/Watch/Play something
>Character uses a power
>THIS CHARACTER IS A [clasapect]

>>82216738
yes

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>>82216440
so three /hsg/ related books exist on this planet.
Can you collect them all?

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>>82216629
already got back to you :u

>>82216621
yeah actually though
come on anon, start up the printing presses

>>82216707
the inventory system for my game is very much inspired by sburb mechanics. also god tiers to a small degree, it's a process for player reincarnation in which an assisted suicide is necessary.

>>82216724
desustorage has everything from May 2012 until the threads were banned

it's from the moe archive so you can download the database, even

>>82216724
can someone remind me how the highbloods subjugated a population of superpowered psychics

>>82216785
they say that if you reunite them all and alchemize them you get 4 sburb copies to unleash the autism of /hsg/ into a new universe

>>82216802
Oh fuck, you mean the 2TB one?
Goddamn, I don't even have a data storage device big enough, anon

I've never read a recommended AU that was actually good. All of them just have poor characterization/dialogue with edgy situations fucking UFUT, why is it so highly recommended

>>82216808
by punching them very hard when they resisted

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>>82216684
There's always http://homosuckgeneral.tumblr.com/

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>>82216707

>>82216808
Handmaid and scratch

>>82216251
He was a Philipino(?) whose mom dressed him as a girl sometimes and he hated genitalia.

>>82216808
Highbloods themselves are extremely powerful.
The three highest land dwelling castes have mind control, extreme strength, and nightmarish clown powers on their side.

>>82216785
>three
Where's the third?