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Steven Universe: Too Cool for School Storytime 2016-04-25 22:12:46 Post No. 82208549
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Steven Universe: Too Cool for School Storytime
Anonymous
2016-04-25 22:12:46
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I was pretty hype for this one because it was the first comic that's had the name of a crewniverse member on the cover, but it turns out that Ian's only contribution was coming up with the unused episode concept that this was based on. Anyway, I thought it was alright in spite of some weirdness with the art here and there. First time storytiming, hope i don't colossally fuck up somehow!
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>>82208549
Love that cover.
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>>82208549
niggers
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>>82208723
allah ackbar
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Go on
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>>82208922
ugh, sorry that's gonna bother me if i don't fix it
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>>82208922
>getting in trouble for defending himself
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>>82208649
So Steven knows he's a magical boy?
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got a link
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>>82209119
ill make one at the end i guess
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>>82208723
I didn't know they were in Europe
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>>82209291
A lot of American public schools actually do look like that, /pol/.
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>>82209321
>>82209314
What's this? Vibranium shield?
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>>82209314
Fucking cheater, aliens should stay away from our children, they're a bad influence.
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>>82208723
how come comic authors don't realize that there are less muslims in america than jews? and even then, most muslim women in america don't even wear the hijab?
throw in as many brown people as you want, you don't need to go "CHECK OUT THIS MUSLIM"
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>>82209365
Finally, maybe something interesting will happennot to discredit your efforts OP, thank you
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>>82208667
>no question mark for the question
RREEEEEE
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>>82209213
thanks <3
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>>82209318
>>82209391
oh, at all these replies, this page must have a really funny joke!
nope, just /co/ being scrutinizing faggots
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>>82208675
you too.
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>>82209013
I fucking hated when that happened
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>>82209444
>Posting images during a story time
anon please
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>>82209134
>"THE GAME"
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There won't be so much /pol/ here if this book was gemcentric. the waifufags will eat it all over.
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>>82209444
That is true. Mostly public schools.
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>>82209067
>>82209086
>headmaster sees a socially-stunted kid
>decides best course of action is to give him formal education and have friends his own age
GEEZ WHAT A MONSTER
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>>82209503
We've found a cooler story, bro.
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>>82209550
School is where snowflakes go to die
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>>82209237
I thought Indians don't eat cows.
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>>82209474
*sigh* are these people retarded or what? apparently they're triggered by people with different races.
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>>82209267
SU's old people always have such appealing designs.
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>>82209598
or they're taking advantage of SU posters' legendary ease of being baited, don't worry about it
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>>82209357
Go steal some cakes, Lex.
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>>82209391
I had a girl in a hijab in my class back then
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>>82209237
Are kids these days really that attracted to healthy food
This is some 21 jump street shit i'm feeling right now
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>>82209473
Holy shit, Pearl. Can you not be salty for one day?
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>>82209645
>Posting images while storytime
Anon, watch your manners.
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>>82209675
well they're the safety nerds of the school so, yknow
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>>82209682
That's not possible.
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>>82209664
I had at least 4 in my high school classes, and there were plenty more I didn't share classes with.
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>>82209661
WHO IS THIS, LOIS? THAT JIMMY KID? YOU CAN TELL PERRY THAT I AM CANCELLING YOUR FUNDING. GOOD DAY.
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>>82209391
Eh, seeing hijabis never bother me, because I lived in a large city with a fairly sizable Muslim community. Just depends where you live
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>>82209444
>>82209569
>>82209645
>posting images during story time
BLASPHEMY
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>>82209763
Katamari?
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>>82209664
I had a muslim girl in my class but she didn't wear a hijab
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>>82209705
The safety nerds get shit DONE!
>safety nerds for new SU protags
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>>82209086
>last panel
SAVAGE
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>>82209645
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>>82209444
>images during a storytime
/pol/ I know you're new here.
But you fucked up.
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>>82209879
>Fedora
How apropiated
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>>82209891
Is the book almost over OP?
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>>82209897
you need to be over 18 to post here.
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>>82209891
i skipped a number in the filename by mistake, but this is the next page
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>>82209897
I may not be able to do anything, but you can do something. you can go commit seppuku right now and we don't have to argue
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>>82209891
Fuck you, Lars.
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>>82209891
>Lars being a prick
God fucking damn it can you not be a good character for once Lars?
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>>82209935
Lars has been more helpful here than he has been in the entire series, I mean he's helping steven?
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>>82209905
there's 160 images including front/back cover
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>>82208723
>a classroom without white people
this is the future you chose murricah
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>>82209941
You mean sudoku?
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>>82209969
We aren't even halfway done?
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>>82209996
Man, Steven fucking loves dodgeball.
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Says the one sperging over a kids book.
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>>82209905
but there's a bonus story after this one that takes up some of that
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>>82209996
Why the fuck is this a splash? It may as well be two separated pages
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>>82209969
>big donut boy
what does this mean?
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>>82209879
>Panel 3: Alan Moore relaxes after a long day of judging his fans
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>>82210036
Can it be fusions times nao?
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>>82210048
it's like a cherry boy, but in reverse
it's talking about what his anus looks like on a daily basis
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>>82210031
Can you just not be petty?
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>>82210031
no u
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>>82210048
he works at a shop called the big donut
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>>82210046
i guess they just really wanted those diagonal borders
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>>82210048
He's a big donut boy
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Guys. Just report and don't respond. If you don't they're going to take up the image limit.
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>>82210098
for you
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>>82210029
that's a tranny anon
they are not human
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>>82210085
i guess in the unlikely event that the comedy geniuses in here push us past image limit i'll just start a new thread for the second story
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>>82210120
Pearl?
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>>82210071
So she's caucasian?
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>>82210085
>>82210120
Oh fuck, it's Taco Tuesday
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>>82210098
Was getting sprinkles part of his plan?!
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>>82210126
Snails ARE weak to salt...
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>>82210120
ugh i have to make an account on mega to create a direct file link
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>>82210135
OF COURSH, DR PERIDOT REFUSED OUR OFFER IN FAVOUR OF YOURS
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>>82210147
I should not had laugh
>>82210166
can't you post the site you got it from?
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>all these image posts taking up the image limit
>NOFUN.JPG
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>>82208831
As much of a bitch the teacher is, she's at least right that the Gems probably didn't see dinosaurs 6,000 years ago.
Horses were domesticated back then. A bit past the dinosaurs.
Also, I'm glad the comics are tier 2 canon, cause this idea that people don't believe the CGs exist outside of Beach City seems pretty bullshit.
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>>82210166
>I could kill you with a tray if I so wished
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>>82210188
bought it from comixology
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>>82210235
So that's definitely Pearl
But why is she pretending to be a snail?
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>>82210133
Taco day was yesterday
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>>82210235
oh,
go talk to the win o thread for alternatives to mega or if someone can upload it for you
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>>82210233
seems more like they just don't take some random fat kid's word for it, but you'd think the displays of magic power would give credibility
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>>82210062
I'd prefer that Stevonnie's fighting debut be saved for the show
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>>82210274
i'll just make the mega account after i'm done unless there's no free account option
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>>82210316
don't bother and join hydra
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>>82210332
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>>82210332
>Pencils are shot everywhere
>they are drawn towards Steven's shield
I mean, I guess?
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>>82210255
So was the food that fell on the snail.
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oh look who finally decided to show up
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>>82210415
Why hasn't Pearl done this on the show?
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>>82210415
>tonfas
You fucking what
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>>82210048
He's got a big donut so she calls him big donut boy.
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>>82210415
fun fact - some dude kept pestering ian about what pearl was doing here until he finally had to block him
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>>82209464
>that split
Why tho?
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>>82210399
>immortal rock aliens
>cowering in fear of a hail of trash
God, the gems are such jobbers
>>82210415
>TRAITOR!!!!
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>>82210415
Well that's new.
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>>82210316
Frisk?
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>>82210474
>some dude kept pestering ian about what pearl was doing here until he finally had to block him
she's just wrecking shit! What is there to not get!
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>>82210316
epik undermeme reference
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>>82210559
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>>82210415
>Panel 1
>Pearl pulls a bong out of her jem
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>>82210565
I didn't even notice that the first time wow. What a random cameo
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>>82210588
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>>82210588
are they going to do a ghibli reference here?
referencing when Chihiro stomps on the slug curse and then gets super shivers?
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>>82210474
Even Amethyst has no idea what's happening
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>>82210603
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>>82210618
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>>82210507
Holy shit I think it is
Ian please
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>>82210632
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>>82210316
FRISK?
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>>82210471
remember she can store things in her gem, like caution tape or lapis's mirror
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>>82210642
>>82210633
ian said he didn't really work on this directly, he just wrote the unused episode outline that got turned into this instead
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>>82209900
that's a bucket hat faggot
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>>82210685
>>82210681
and she probably had to consciously design the spear anyways since she's 'not for fighting', so why couldn't she also invent a tonfa gem weapon
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>>82210681
That's her color scheme though. I think she can spawn more than her spear.
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>>82210720
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>>82210737
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>>82210316
>Connie saves the day while Steven is a useless bitch
JUST
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>>82210759
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>>82209237
these motherfuckers never had taco salad?
>>82209579
Depends. Hindus aren't supposed to eat cows, (generally, some do bc fuck tradition i guess). Punjabi people tend to be Sikh, and they can eat whatever.
source: am Punjabi.
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>>82210781
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These panels look more lazily drawn the further in it goes
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>>82210764
The gems saved the day due to Steven calling them
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>>82210796
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>>82210796
what material is that school made out of?
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>>82210720
>no stay still
we cavemen now
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>>82210812
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>>82209086
> People who read this will say the teacher is 'a bad guy'
> The teacher is the only sane character
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>>82210824
OHHHHHH! SOMEBODY'S IN TROUBLE!
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>>82210806
And who held off the monster until they arrived? Who figured out how to make it smaller?
And who had a nice chat with Sadie while all this was going on?
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>>82210824
nigga literally white
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whomp =3
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>>82210820
me am see everything right with it
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>>82210795
Weren't Sikhs like a mash up of Islamic and Hindu elements?
Seems odd they'd have less restrictions.
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>>82210799
saw a thread a while back about how BOOM studios rushes the fuck out of their artists, beyond industry norm, and pays them like dogshit
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>>82210795
Do you shit on the streets often?
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>>82210871
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kek, you can almost see where the artists just plain gave up
>>82210737
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>>82210871
Yeah, I've heard this book had two artists, one coming in to fill in the book to get it in on schedule.
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>>82209237
> "That actually looks edible!"
Bad art or bad writing? you decide.
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>>82210824
Is that a happy Wojak in the background
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haha did they change artists like partway through
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>>82210893
also interesting that nobody on the crew made any kind of post advertising this when it came out in print, even after it was brought to their attention that it was out by fans
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>>82210928
seems like it
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>>82210942
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>>82210942
Wont the headteacher be fired at this point? The school is her responsibility she might as well fuck off.
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>>82210966
>>82210928
the bonus story art is much better, IMO
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>>82210942
Could've sworn either Ian or the Crewniverse blog made a post about this comic
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>>82210824
Is that Wojack?
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>>82210984
>GLARE
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>>82210984
This looks like literal shit.
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>>82210984
>>82210986
eh, it's possible that I missed it
>>82210982
schools in Steven Universe's world probably have monster insurance, especially that close to Gem Ground Zero
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>>82210632
>>82210642
Is the art getting worse?
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>>82210316
Is that Frisk from Undertale? Skins a slightly different tone but shirt and hair seem to match.
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>>82210984
>Connie's hair
>Amethysts shirt
Jesus, this is some QUALITY art
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>>82210984
>Principal's hair and outfit changed
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>>82210928
That's exactly what happened.
>Rachel Dukes was added to the Artist team to aid Kendrick-Horton on the last 50 pages.
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>>82210824
>tfw still no gf but don't have to go to school anymore
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>>82211041
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Man, it's like the artist of the second half only had two days to do thirty pages while getting punched in the dick or something.
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>>82210984
connie's hair changes so much between frames
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What the hell is wrong with the art?
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>>82210984
Amethyst switched character designs.
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>>82211070
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>>82208752
>>82208773
oh poor connie
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>>82211065
EVERYONES hair and outfit changed
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>>82211070
>there are an order to things
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>>82211097
>>82211095
they also made that fuckup in the show once, in Sworn to the Sword
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>>82211094
>>82211073
>>82211065
>>82211059
>>82211048
This is exactly what happened, apparently. They had to get in another artist on the last fifty pages, and it shows.
>>82211066
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>>82211097
WOW YOU FUCKING CUNT.
SHE SAVES YOUR SCHOOL AND THIS WHAT SHE GETS?
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>>82211129
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>>82211097
Do middle school exams even matter? I remember SATS were completely pointless over here.
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>>82211129
Tear this bitch apart Pearl.
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>>82210720
> That cheap as shit art
Jesus it's so unappealing, I'd love to see a Steven Universe comic with nice art.
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>>82208937
>>82210871
What the fuck happened to the art?
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>>82211065
Fuck me that's awful.
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>>82211070
>Endanger hundredths of childrens
>It's not her fault!
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>>82208937
>>82208950
This seems OOC for Connie.
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>>82211147
"Saves"
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>>82210463
>>82210471
>>82210485
>>82210720
Also remember that comics are tier 2 canon.
Everything in here is technically valid, but can be disproven by the show if they desire.
Between the apparent disbelief in the Gems, Pearl pulling out tonfas and a club of some sort, all these new characters, and Ian only being part of this for basic story idea, I think it's safe to say that this comic is very nebulously canon and will get disproven at some point.
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>>82211129
How fucking tall is that principal
She's like Garnet height compared to Pearl here
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>>82211148
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>>82211155
>SATS were completely pointless
Maybe you're thinking of PSATS?
because while PSATS aren't scrutinized for college consideration, SATS most certainly are
Also, scoring well on the PSATS sets you up for recognition for good grade society clubs so you can get scholarships
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>>82211177
It's Yellow Diamond in disguise
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>>82208816
When was this written? Steven knows how old Amethyst is
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>>82211180
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>>82211180
Please do not tell me Steven is a secret genius
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Did no one point yet out that Amethyst's head is drawn with the bean shape when it should be round?
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>>82211180
>>82211207
WHAT A TWIST
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>>82211207
>"WOW, HIS SCORES ARE AMAZING! THE BOARD WILL GIVE US LOTS OF FUNDING! THANKS SUPERNINTENDO CHALMERS!"
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>>82211207
The fuck?
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>>82211207
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>>82211210
He lives with a space warrior who designed a space ship out of spare parts just for fun
I'm pretty sure at least someone took an interest in Steven's education
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>>82211194
No he doesn't, he only knows where she was born, not when
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>>82211207
>102%
???
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>>82211210
To be fair, he's at least a full grade level above Connie's class, so, that might have something to do with it.
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>>82211070
What did those monsters do to Garnet's beautiful body
How much did this book cost? This is painful.
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>>82211232
Wait, is this teaching kids to screw school and take homeschooling?
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>>82211210
He's older than Connie and I can't see Pearl skipping on his education.
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>>82211247
extra credit questions
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>>82211247
>>82211232
see here he got extra credit
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>>82211232
>Steven turns out to be a genius
I'm going to assume Gems have the ability to absorb information almost instantaneously.
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>>82211277
Only if you have magical genius moms.
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>>82210781
>it was a corrupted gem
DA FUCK?
This isn't like the fucking Desert Glass that was passivly sitting around in a castle. This faggot was dangerous and they knew a ton of shit about it but apparently did nothing about it till now.
This is some grade A bullshit right here.
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>>82211230
well gems are hyper intelligent compared to humans, he probably inherited some.
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>>82211232
>That pearl
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>>82211232
>>82211210
its a stretch for sure, but we at least know he reads a lot
maybe Rose fed the answers into his subconscious, heh
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>>82211305
They thought they had it but they got something else instead.
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>>82211237
>>82211285
>>82211252
Yeah I guess I was being judgemental
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>>82211332
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I feel sorry for the artists, because I feel like this would be 100 times better if they were given time.
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>>82211332
>education?!
>?!
I'm fucking triggered.
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>>82211237
Also the Gems all seem good with pattern recognition, and Steven can potentially access information his mother stored in some way, giving him a foundation of knowledge.
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>>82211332
WHY IS THERE A QUESTION MARK IN THE THURD PANEL
DID THEY JUST GIVE UP HALFWAY THROUGH
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>>82211157
Cartoon Network does everything through Boom and Boom is infamous for basically being the worst publisher in the industry, when it comes to how they treat their artists. They pay very, very poorly and basically trick young artists into working for them.
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>>82211305
>This isn't like the fucking Desert Glass that was passivly sitting around in a castle.
But it was until Steven brought it to school.
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>>82211332
>He may not learn in an actual school but he has had a proper education?!
>?!
God damn the whole comic falls apart towards the end.
After such a nice first half too.
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>>82211363
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>>82211332
>He has had a proper Education!?
>Education!?
>!?
This comic is falling apart faster than a chinese motorcycle.
>>
I'm confused now. The gems don't know jack shit about the Earth, and they definitely don't know the US school curriculum. How are they teaching little Stevie anything remotely testable?
Unless the exam was about the lyrics to the cookie cat jingle or how sexy Rose Quartz was or something...
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>>82211372
>Steven can potentially access information his mother stored in some way, giving him a foundation of knowledge
get your headcanons out of here
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>>82211363
Holy fuck did the artists give up and commit suicide halfway through?
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>>82211207
>that last panel
SIEG HEIL VIKTORIA!
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>>82211363
>Spacefairing
>Its
NIGGA PLEASE
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>>82211389
The gems have been around for centuries fampai, plus Pearl is a genius. You have History, Math and Science all curled into one right there
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>>82211389
>I'm confused now. The gems don't know jack shit about the Earth, and they definitely don't know the US school curriculum. How are they teaching little Stevie anything remotely testable?
They still know a lot of Math and hard sciences
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>>82208723
>head scarf
this implies that the Abrahamic religions exist in SU when they don't
congrats comic artist in your attempt to win diversity points you went against canon
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Fuck you can keep seeing the quality of the art drop
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>>82211385
>>82211389
>taking a standardized test
>suddenly, "On a scale from 1-10, how hot was your mom before she died?"
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>>82211371
I thought it could be either "?!" or "!?," depending on what gets most emphasis.
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>>82211332
>that whole third panel
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>>82211450
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>>82210737
>>82210720
Steven Universe themed golf game when?
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>>82211378
>He may not learn in an actual school but he has had a proper education?!
>?!
I'm freaking laughing.
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>>82211475
HA HA HA HA
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>>82211458
I think he's talking about the third panel, which shouldn't have a question mark at all.
I got confused from reading those replies too.
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>>82211363
>that third panel AGAIN
Oh my god
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>>82211442
>Math and hard sciences
Yeah Steven seems like quite the scientician.
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>>82211450
No, artist, I don't think this is the time to experiment with unconventional panel shapes.
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>>82211475
>>82211480
You mean Golf Quest?
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>>82211445
You can tell the artist almost didn't reach the deadline.
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>>82211458
the question mark doesn't belong there at all because it's not a question
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>>82210893
>>82210871
And thus the Joker is born.
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>>82211475
>Ghost pearl behind teacher
Also didn't she just say Steven did perfectly on the test?
Why the fuck did he miss one now?
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>>82211475
Oh look, Connie's better than Steven AGAIN
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>>82211506
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>>82211444
>Implying alternate Earth humans don't have the basic creative thinking skills necessary to conceive of the idea of wrapping a scarf around one's head
Did Crewniverse actually state that Abrahamic religions don't exist? I know there's a lot of history changed, but I thought I knew most of it.
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>>82211506
oh god amethyst your eye
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>>82211444
Any number of cultures could have developed that.
Scarves like that and elaborate head dresses were common in Europe for centuries, for example.
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>>82211525
>Also didn't she just say Steven did perfectly on the test?
Yeah, you don't need to do all the extra credits to get a perfect score.
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>>82211536
GO GO GADGET EXTENDOARM
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>>82211536
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>>82211442
>they definitely don't know the US school curriculum.
Ebonics, common core and burgerology arent exaclty hard, anon.
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>>82211536
Damn bitch rebuild the school and start taking English again
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>>82211536
Connie NOSE what she's doing on this page
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>>82211536
>Steven is never NEVER come to this school again
This fucking comic dude
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>>82211536
Read that in Consuela's voice, from FG.
Went back and reread all of the pages and it made me laugh
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>>82211475
>Big spiel about Steven being educated by the superior standards of an advanced species
>Connie is still smarter
Well, okay then.
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>>82211566
Oh boy here we go
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>>82211566
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>>82211566
TRIGGERED
>>
EVEN THE STEVEN GETS IN TROUBLE
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>>82211536
>that third panel again, again
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>>82211600
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>>82211600
man what a gigantic bitch
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>>82211566
INCOMING
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>>82211566
Edgy
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>>82211566
tumblr pulls through in the end
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>>82211621
>Cap says "BOY"
You know, in case we couldn't tell.
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>>82211621
Looks like Lars is just a big cuck boy
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>>82211621
Art of that guy and Sadie fucking in front of Lars when?
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>>82211621
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>>82211537
They at the very least said that the associated holidays with them don't exist
also WWII never happened
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>>82211566
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>>82211535
Come on! She actually goes to school!
She works, unlike a certain fat abomination of science.
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>>82211621
>that fucking temple
Of looks like it has fat rolls
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>>82211604
If your ship is that easily triggered then maybe you should try securing its controls? You should always have control over its artillery.
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>>82211339
>>82211377
No I mean:
>Desert Glass they had a lot of information on
>In the episode, they specifically stated that they needed to bubble it due to it starting to freak out for some reason
Which makes a bit more sense. Kinda like the Beetles, they didn't bother bubbling the passive thing.
But this green fucker is a giant monster snail that makes a garbage shell. And they gave it a specific name and knew it's behaviors. I'd have accepted if it was some kind of gem-based animal like the Crystal Shrimp,
but it being a corrupted gem is just silly, especially seeing how they apparently were fine giving steven the shell when they clearly didn't get the gem they came for.
Fuck the bad art, this continuity bull pisses me off more.
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>>82211536
>>82211332
>>82211363
>Third panel
>Third panel
>Third panel
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>>82211566
fucking kek
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>>82211566
>stirring shit up for the sake of it:The Page
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>>82211621
WEEE AWW DUH KWYSTUL JAMZ
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>>82211207
Steven is smart, but I don't think he's the type that'd be good at standardized tests.
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>>82211656
>>82211657
i'd say that real live magic and monsters being an everyday thing in some parts of the world since like 3000 BCE could be enough to knock all religions as we know them off the rails a fair bit
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>>82211535
>Character that is serious about study and education scores better on a test than Fatty the Magic Neet
It's a conspiracy.
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this shit is awful
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>all this image posting in a storytime
Even if ya don't enjoy the story, that is just bad form.
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>>82211621
>Sadie's feet
Damn, even I could draw better feet than that
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>>82209891
Lars, you little bitch.
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>>82211731
Okay so why does that kid wear a helmet. Is he a tardo
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>>82211731
Only in the comic does Connie have competition.
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>>82211731
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>>82211731
So, these kids suddenly show up at a very secluded beach.
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>>82211475
This is so retarded.
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>>82211732
Fatty the magic neet got 102% on the exam, which I think is the comic's scathing critique of the American education system
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>>82208549
why no mega ?
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>>82211779
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>>82211804
Why this bitch wearing a helmet?
>>
why the fuck is steven going to school with connie? isn't he fourteen, he should be like a freshman in high school
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>>82209318
This
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>>82211826
SAFETY NIGGA
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>>82211804
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>>82211732
>human girl is stronger than alien boy
>human girl is smarter than alien boy
>human girl is more competent and focused than alien boy
I feel like Steven is intentionally made a retarded load just to set up a reliance on connie.
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>>82211853
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>>82211873
>>82211864
his moms are gone a lot, I hear that can be bad for a kid
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>>82211826
When they first showed it I almost thought it was an Alien Nine reference.
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>>82211385
the starfleet insignia in her eyes, though
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>>82211903
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>>82211864
this is obviously set sometime after connie's training episode
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>>82211925
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>>82209474
>>82209598
if only you had even the slightest grasp of what is happening in europe right now
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>>82211903
>Where is the bus!
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>>82211943
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>not a single appearance by Connie's hot Mom
Por que
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>>82211957
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>>82211957
This art is awful.
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>>82211864
>human girl is stronger than alien boy
there's not a single instance of this in the show
>human girl is smarter than alien boy
debatable, but Steven has much higher emotional intelligence, which counts for a lot in this show- pretty much everyone is his friend while Connie's only friend is him
>human girl is more competent and focused than alien boy
Steven's actions are the sole reason for why the world ISNT about to explode and that anyone on Earth knew it was going to explode in the first place
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>>82210795
ever heard of a Punjab lasso? where can I get one?
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>>82211957
I can't even right now
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>>82211975
>>82211972
they said at the beginning that her car was in the shop
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>>82211957
Look at that rad ass mother fucker.
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>>82209489
>Garnet is a different color in the last shot
O N E J O B
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>>82211932
but it's always been like this.
Remember Lion 2's end?
Steven needed help to swing a fucking sword.
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>>82211957
I mean, at least we get Steven with sunglasses.
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>>82211903
Steven "your daughter calls me daddy too" Universe.
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>>82211943
>every single kid has glasses
Also superior Connie spotted, second row on the right
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>>82211999
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Hopefully the The Answer book will be good at least
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>>82211982
This looks like it was colored in Paint Tool SAI honestly, the colors have that unrefined SAI feel.
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>>82212018
It was going to happen eventually.
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>>82212033
Isn't Rebecca directly working on it?
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>>82211999
>Connie day
I hate this comic.
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>>82212018
Steven "Curry in a Hurry" Universe
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>>82212027
>>82212013
eh, he needed help with his aim, not the force of the blow
but yes, they are making damn sure that connie doesn't turn into a Yamcha
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>>82212047
None of it's canon, anyway
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>>82211999
We're entering a weird area here
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>>82212009
After looking at several pages of that shitfest comic, the art in the actual show feels like a godsend
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>>82212066
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>>82211903
Has her family's car been getting repairs for a whole entire summer? Why is she still taking the bus?
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>>82212066
The fuck is this?
That fuck is that?
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>>82212066
>Steven can NEVER EVER COME BACK TO MY SCHOOL
>EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
>Oh hey Steven
>You're my honorary student today!
Jesus christ this comic.
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>>82212066
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
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>>82211779
Why the fuck are they all girls? I'm calling sexism.
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>>82212066
This bitch was just waiting in the bushes.
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>>82212082
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>>82212066
Why is sexy principal lurking in the bushes
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>>82211999
what in the fuck
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>>82212066
teacher lady has an exact copy of garnet's proportions
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>>82212066
>that first panel
She looks like Garnet.
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>>82212111
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>>82212066
STRONG /ss/ VIBES
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>>82212125
Thats because she is Garnet! She's been Garnet the whole time.
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>>82212082
This glasses thing actually seems really offensive.
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>>82212132
Bonus Story Start!
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>>82212141
does that mean there's another set of sapphire and ruby on earth?
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>>82212047
Problem, anon?
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>>82212111
>sitting next to the helmet retard and muslim
can't sink any lower
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>>82212111
"i cant hear you its too dark in here"
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>>82212132
That's it?
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>>82212132
OH FUCK YOU CONNIE
>waah why don't I have any friends
>ew why are people taking to me I'm going back to the library
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>>82212141>>82212141
>What we really are intensifies
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>>82212172
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>>82212172
Steven you pun making fuck.
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>>82212066
>>82212082
Is this a dream sequence?
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>>82211444
Maybe that poor little brown girl is fighting CANCER, and hides her chemo-induced baldness with a cute scarf, you asshole.
I bet you feel like the big hero for pointing it out.
It's like an early Christmas for you, isn't it?
You know who won't celebrate Christmas this year?
Little Adima.
Because she'll have DIED by then!
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>>82212082
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE WEARING GLASSES?
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>>82212172
YES.
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>>82212197
>Vidalia will never fucking wreck you in the bedroom
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>>82212197
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>>82212172
>>82212197
OH MY GOD THE ART DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO CHUG BLEACH
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>>82212235
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>>82209879
>Dadddd
>>82212066
>backkkk
Maybe it's a bit autistic, but this sort of thing rubs me the wrong way. It looks like he's saying something that'd sound like"dad-deh-deh-deh" and "back-keh-keh-keh" instead of "daaaaad" or "baaaack."
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>>82212197
Why would you sell a perfectly good guitar like that. I'd still hit that tho.
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>>82212235
Garnet's is the only sensible one.
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>>82212082
Is everyone seeing the kid with the cat asshole T-shirt?
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>>82212046
She's the writer, Elle Michalka and Tiffany Ford are doing the art
despite what Tumblr says I think Ruby and Sapphire represent interracial or interclass relationships more than anything
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>>82212254
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>>82212235
Vidalia use to cosplay as cloud
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>>82212254
Garnet being best mom as usual.
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>>82211904
>Alien Nine reference
>tfw no one knows the manga/anime
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>>82212273
They do represent Ian and Rebecca's relationship.
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>>82212254
>steven will never spend his hard-earned money on you
What's the point of anything?
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>>82212274
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>>82212235
>Mom squad
BEST GEM
E
S
T
G
E
M
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>>82212235
>fandom pandering
that's not something you should ever do
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>>82212254
Steven is that friend, tfw you were that friend back in high school.
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>>82212274
/ss/?
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>>82211566
This frumpy teacher just wants you to take her away on sexually-charged lesbian space adventures, why can't you of all people recognize her thirst, Pearl?
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>>82212313
NOOOOO
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>>82212235
Pearl's gonna go get ready for FFVII:R
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>>82212313
So, Onion is gonna rape Steven, right?
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>>82212313
Aaand that's it for the Disastrous Graphic Novel Adaptation! Let me see about setting up a filehost link
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>>82212320
video game references aren't pandering
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>>82212254
LITERALLY AREBECCASUGAR DADDY
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>>82212325
I need that right the fuck now.
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>>82212313
The gems are such bitches. He buys them stuff and then they make him babysit Onion
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>>82212274
Jesus Vidalia, Steven just spent a bunch of money on your trash. Give him the console.
Are onion people Jewish?
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>>82212346
The main story was awful, the bonus story was okay.
5/10
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>>82212346
>Illustrated by the talented
>talented
>"talent"
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>>82212273
I'm excited for this. The art should be great.
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are all of the SU comics this bad? what the fuck is up with the artwork. whoever worked on this has no clue how to draw.
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>>82212313
So they spend his money, offer a job to pay him back, then make HIM do the job?
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>>82212361
stop being so willfully obtuse
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>>82212274
>I could break your car.
Well this is probably the only intentionally funny thing in this whole comic.
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This comic is trash, but I really appreciate you storytiming it anon
I got some good laughs from it
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>>82212417
How is that pandering
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>>82212392
>>82212399
BOOM didn't give the artist enough time, resulting in a second one having to come in and finish. BOOM studios is shit.
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>>82208950
>Connie Maheswaren, President of Space
>and her First Boy, Steven
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>>82211826
They're actually the sped kids, it's just nicer to tell them they're a safety alliance.
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>>82212434
Ignore him
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>>82212437
>Not given enough time on the comics
>But gives them way too much time for the show
I sense a ironic pattern here.
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>>82212346
https://mega.nz/#!uIwWTYxT
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>>82211873
>blowing your rape whistle when not being raped
Literally what you're never supposed to do with a safety whistle, and any safety squad worth it's grit would immediately take the whistle back.
-t. former girlscout
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>>82212235
>>82212254
and Garnet being the best character as usual.
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You know what to do
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>>82212499
>not testing your safety whistle out of safety to see if it really works
bitches aint know no shit boutta security
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>>82212477
Cool dad > mom squad
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Simply Greg things
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>>82212273
It's interclass AND lesbian anon.
You can't escape homosexuality.
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>>82211957
>dat rad Steven
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>BOOM and CN are gangbanging all productiveity that is SU
Wow what a twist
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>>82212498
What's the password?
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>>82211566
WHY THE FUCK IS AMETHYST NOT IN HER NEW OUTFIT
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>>82212399
the floppy comics have a wide variety of weird art styles, but i'm pretty sure none of them approach the sheer "fuck it" factor of the second half of this one
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>>82212578
you're the reason we can't even mention this show outside this board
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>>82212577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
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>>82211731
When is there gonna be art of those three molesting Steven?
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>>82212346
God this made me miss the other story times we did of these comics.
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>>82212577
Greg looks really cute here or something
I love this panel
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>>82212653
It's a bucket hat
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>>82212066
>permanent record on an old tyme scroll
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>>82212498
>>82212600
ah fuck, i am not good at Mega
https://mega.nz/#!uIwWTYxT!S6Sz8fMk_V6I5oXRe6OSed-_Hsul9WHcbA6LXpFeeDg
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>>82211566
That first panel is just magical in all the worst ways, Amethyst standing out especially.
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>>82208549
This cover confuses me, isn't the gem hideout facing toward the ocean?
Are they on a boat?
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>>82212712
well it's not like permanent records actually exist so they can look like whatever the fuck the artist wants
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World of steven universe has all the comics except this one by the way incase anyone wants to read them.or incase anyone wants to storytime
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>>82212712
you know "permanent record" in elementary/middle school (in the US anyway) is generally just bullshitting to try to scare kids straight, right?
I mean, records of some things are kept, obviously, but not in the way that teachers are usually implying when they say that
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>>82212784
They do exist. Like no one will beat your "gayest person on earth" record. Its permament.
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>>82212799
>4th
have you ever been so american that you look at the sky and see fast food?
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>>82212799
there's also the currently running serial comic about a gem monster that turns people into glass or some shit. I might storytime that after all four issues are out if I don't see someone else do it
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>>82211999
>THEY ALL HAVE LENSES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>82212577
transparent because why not
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Holy fuck this comic was garbage. The pacing was awful it was either really drawn out or thing would just happen and there was so many inconsistencies and errors. Might as well had fucking wait until it was finished or not have released it at all. Ending was retarded. Love that forced progressiveness.
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>>82212907
it's like they simultaneously demanded that it be 50 pages longer than the premise of the story could possibly support, AND gave them no time to get it done
of course it was also pushed back like five times from the initial release date, so i dont know what the fuck
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>>82212907
Wasn't this shit also pushed back to hell?
It was going to be released last YEAR if i remember.
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>>82212313
hmmm, I dunno
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>>82212720
Thanks. I appreciate it.
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>>82212575
this desu, why would Vidalia even have a jacket with "Mom Squad" on it?
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>>82213020
apparently mega is kill very soon, so anybody else feel free to rehost it somewhere more permanent
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>>82213040
Clearly she had one to go with Amethyst and they'd troll around the boardwalk with baby Sour Cream in tow.
Wearing shades and their Mom Squad jackets with SC scratching a tiny disc in his stroller.
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>>82213040
like, a group of mothers who meet every week to go shopping and bitch about their families? i dunno
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It started out decent but it seriously fell
The art started strong then fell
I'm actually disappointed in this
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Can someone explain what happened to this and it's backstory?
It was started a year ago but it was only given a small window of work?
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>>82213218
They switched artists at the end and gave the second artist a tight deadline.
Boom studios is apparently a shitty company.
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>>82212986
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>>82211761
Pretty sure that's a girl. It's supposed to be "Hey look, these guys(the safety squad) resemble the Gems! Ha ha!"
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>>82213422
It's more obvious when they're in their uniforms
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>>82212986
The entire comic summed up in one image.
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>>82212235
>Steven has to take his moms out and buy them treats
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>>82213412
much better
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>>82213482
amethyst probably has a ton of good shit, it's just that garnet and pearl would never want to actually sort through the garbage to find it
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>>82213590
I guess her room is like a goldmine of garbage or valuables.
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i get that the person responsible for the shitty illustrations in the first comic was some b-team nobody they had to use for time constraints, but surely there's better choices out there than that? one look at their work would tell you that their garbage should not be published.
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>>82213663
Honestly setting a time limit on any artist isn't a good idea but i see where you are coming from with this.
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>>82213482
it's not like they have any needs that requires them to buy shit from humans and they have no bills
They don't even pay Steven's house, Greg does, which is kind of fucked up considering how many priceless artifacts they have just laying around that they could sell
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>>82211734
Do not hit the Luigi
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>>82212533
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>>82213769
kkekek
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>>82213740
Shiftless spacebums.
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>>82213740
Aren't they off the grid?
Who says they or Greg pays for anything in that house?
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>>82212259
i dislike it too anon, it doesn't read correctly
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>>82212189
wanting friends is one thing
wanting the entire school to put on your glasses and bicker over you is another thing that i'm pretty sure no one wants, especially someone who is shy
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>>82213841
Matt did
He generally answers questions about SU's world if it's something that's not going to be addressed by the show and won't spoil the plot
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>>82214042
Matt is a double edged sword, he'll sometimes say the truth if you swing him in the right direction.
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>>82213740
i wonder if gems use any form of currency? Pearls being "made to order servants" suggests that it's possible, but it's not clear if there's any reason they'd really NEED a form of currency
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>>82212533
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>>82214080
more like, the difference between his real answers and "lies" is super obvious if you're not an idiot
the only semi-ambiguous one is the thing about Steven being dead forever if he poofs, but again, common sense suggests that a child is not going to be mortally wounded on cartoon network
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>>82212479
>the cheap, 3rd party comic publisher doesn't artists much time on their comics
>but gives them way too much time for the show
>HAHA IRONY
there is no pattern and even if there was, it isn't fucking ironic that the television show gets more time spent on it than non-canonical one shot comics no one buys
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>>82208799
I believe in Steven
>>82208950
I doubt permanent records from elementary/middle school actually exist, but this is an alternate universe so who knows.
>>82209391
Of the 77 people I personally knew in class in high school, 3 had the Hijab. Of the 800 there were a dozen or so It's not uncommon.
>>82211536
>Steven is never ever come
Stevonnie confirmed for non-sexual friends forever.
>>82211566
I never quite understood why all ships are women either.
>>82211943
All wearing glasses. That is suspicious.
>>82211957
Where did he get his?
>>82212254
Splenda daddy steven
>>82212313
That face looks traced
Thanks for the story time.
>>82212720
Thanks for the link. You're the snoop dogg of OP's.
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If the other SU comics where supposed to be better, why didn't we storytime those instead?
>>82212533
This whole shitfest was worth it just for the exploitable. Also I guess all the other things I laughed/cringed at.
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>>82214330
someone did, sorry that you missed it
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>>82214330
because those have been storytimed on here before. even if it wasn't good I'm still glad I read it
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>>82209267
That's a technical foul~
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>>82213040
Because she's a mom?
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>>82214446
Did someone say technical fowl?
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>>82214623
No, he said that's a technical foul.
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Not OP, but here's a resize if anyone's interested:
Steven Universe - Too Cool for School (Resized)
http://www85.zippyshare.com/v/McD4AN39/file.html
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>>82214446
oh shit i laughed, funny if someone shopped one foot too big
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>>82212096
Mr. Maheswaren got a DUI and is lying to his family about it.
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Thanks for sharing.
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